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Giving Up Passwords For Chocolate

RonnyJ writes "The BBC is reporting that, according to a recent survey, more than 70% of people would willingly give up their computer password in exchange for as little as a bar of chocolate. Over a third of the people surveyed even gave out their password without having to be bribed, and most indicated that they were fed up with having to use passwords."

710 comments

  1. I'd give up mine for sex! by walter_kovacs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, I am that desperate.

    1. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 0

      Stupid users. Listen to policy.

      --
      "The United States has no right, no desire, and no intention to impose our form of government on anyone else." - Bush 05
    2. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      > I'd give up mine for sex!

      Hey! That's my password for my root account too. (Except I don't add have spaces.)

      No-one has cracked my computer yet, so I know it must be a good password.

    3. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by AppyPappy · · Score: 5, Funny
      A guy on my hall gave up his fraternity secrets for sex.


      Our new tablet PC's have card readers. When I worked at a Fortune 70, we found that no employee over Sr Manager level could remember a password, even if written down where they could see it. So what do you do. We just gave them a blank password. Now they could do emails and spreadsheets but not passwords.


      Go figure.

      --

      If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem

    4. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny


      I'd also give mine up for love.
      Maybe also for a secret.
      Hell, I'd also do it for God.
      Although not neccesarily in that order.

      --
      Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
    5. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by eclectro · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, I am that desperate.

      If you're that desperate, I think it's pretty safe to say that you are not going to get any chocolate either.

      --
      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    6. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cool. I'll bring the goat around about 7pm.

    7. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by jayhawk88 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What the hell kinds of secrets can a fraternity have? Best cheap beer to get drunk on? How much money it really takes to buy friendship? Best time to slip date-rape drug into your dates drink?

    8. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Frats have retarded secrets like hand shakes and secret mottos. Some Ivy League frats have a secret president. Everyone tells their girlfriend all the stuff because nobody really cares.

      -B

    9. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by pubjames · · Score: 0

      A guy on my hall gave up his fraternity secrets for sex.

      This means nothing to me or I guess most people outside of the USA. What are "fraternity secrets"? Us deprived rest-of-the-worlders don't have them.

      Are they chocolates?

    10. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Ansonmont · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, the biggest Frat secret is the "Tell frat secrets for sex trick." Shh.

      IANAFB (Fraternity Brother)

    11. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by mlush · · Score: 0

      There talking about passwords not safewords

    12. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by essreenim · · Score: 1

      I have to day, password administration is a bit annoying. Almost every couple of weeks I have
      to change passwords. All i do is remove the last
      character, and then the next time I have to change
      it, I put that same charater back on!

      I will reveal the identity of this character for chocolate.

      Intersting sig.
      I think its more like

      'The poor are toe rags' - rich

    13. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by AppyPappy · · Score: 0
      Nice joke faggot. Go fuck yourself.

      Do you hug your mom with those nasty hands?

      --

      If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem

    14. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Borg453b · · Score: 1

      yes - in fact, our initation partially consists of the beating of fratboys.. err.. who am I mocking here again? FFFF - The Flogging of Fanatic Frat Fans - join now or face excludedhood

      --

      - Mad, ingenous - they've both left you puzzled -
    15. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by RevDobbs · · Score: 1

      OK, so your password is IagmuplMafasHIadifGAnnito? Forget the password, how do you remember that mnemonic?

    16. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by GTRacer · · Score: 4, Funny
      ...we found that no employee over Sr Manager level could remember a password...

      I worked for a small privately-held HR-and-Admin services firm, and the head honcho managed to lock himself out on a regular basis...despite the fact that his password was his flipping first name with a 1 at the end.

      I never did have the guts to "hint" him with, "What's your first name, Sir? Then put your I.Q. at the end. No, not your shoe size. Your I.Q. It's gotta be one digit..."

      Oh well. I had a great supervisor and I learned a lot.

      GTRacer
      - It's not me

      --
      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
    17. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by dubdays · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean the goatse???

    18. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by kzinti · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you kidding? Frats have two complete sets of secrets: the real secrets, and the secrets you "give away" for sex! Ask any girl hanging around the house if she knows the secret handshake. If you she shows you the "sex" secret, then you know she's been laid by a brother. (If she shows you the real handshake, then she's been laid by a brother who was too drunk to remember which was which.)

    19. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF? At least get the swastika right! Example for braindead trolls. On Hitler's birthday too, you should be ashamed.

    20. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, duh! They are secrets

    21. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by VertigoAce · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fraternities are social organizations in college in the US. Some are coed and service oriented. What most people refer to, though, are all male and are mostly social in nature.

      Fraternity secrets would involve the procedure of becoming a member, the rituals of the house, etc. Some houses are more secretive than others.

      Watch Animal House or any other fraternity movie to get the general idea.

    22. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      I work at a place where passwords are commonplace. We deal with system security as part of our software development process.

      For a particular client, our contract had us setting up the systems in our lab. Being the system admin for the systems (and new to the company), I left the administrator and root passwords blank thinking everyone would try blanks at least once. As people started asking for the password, I found that the group was so used to complex password policies that they hadn't considered ever leaving it blank.

    23. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well lets see:

      user : bill , password: HaRdOn
      user : bob , password: Jessica from across the hall, etc etc ... try it and see :-)

    24. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by iceborer · · Score: 0

      What is this "sex" of which you speak?

    25. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by (E)vil-d0er · · Score: 1

      OK let's pick a date / time /place and I'll do the rest... PS: I don't really care THAT much 'bout the password, you can keep it...

      --
      dyin' as I post this ... but wtf, let's make one last ./ post!
    26. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by krackpipe · · Score: 1

      I'de Give Mine Up For a Rock. Along With The Many Other Things I Would/Have Given Up For a Rock.

      --
      even a stopped clock gives the right time twice aday...
    27. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dammit! You just gave away the real secret... the fact that there are two sets of secrets! And you only did it for karma, not even sex!

      --
      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
    28. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Tony-A · · Score: 1, Interesting

      When I worked at a Fortune 70, we found that no employee over Sr Manager level could remember a password, even if written down where they could see it.

      That's what they have secretaries for. Seriously, you don't really think that senior management will let IT dictate hoops for them to jump through. With a very few exceptions, senior management does not need high security. I suspect in (almost) all cases, physical security is much more important than computer system security.

    29. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      It's realtime interactive porn without a computer.

    30. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      At the last IT firm I worked for, the CEO had a four-letter password. I'm not going to say what it was, but it was the name of an animal.

      That was bad enough, but it was the name of an animal he had tattooed on his forearm.

    31. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Thank you. :)

    32. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by passion · · Score: 1

      I've been storing mine in GNU Keyring for Palm OS... it's portable, secure, and helps me keep 100s of passwords that I can fall back on if I haven't used it enough to remember them all.

      It also has a great password generator, allowing you to select character sets to choose from, and has a fairly decent amount of randomness - sure beats out banging something out on a qwerty...

      --
      - passion
    33. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by be951 · · Score: 1
      I'd give up mine for sex!

      Allright, bend over!

    34. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by saden1 · · Score: 1

      I tell my girlfriend everything because if I didn't I'd have nothing to talk to her about.

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      One is born into aristocracy, but mediocrity can only be achieved through hard work.
    35. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by operagost · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't work on any systems I've managed. I enable password histories when the OS supports it. I'm not a dick - I only keep a history of five at most.

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    36. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by potifar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just as long as nobody mentions the third sets of secrets, everything should be fine.

    37. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by krackpipe · · Score: 0

      Now that's the perefect example of a cracker's mentality right there. Although I'de hardly call a jail-rape; sex.

      --
      even a stopped clock gives the right time twice aday...
    38. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by JoScherl · · Score: 1

      Sex? What's that? I don't believe that it exists - everybody talks about it because everyone else does. That's all! ;-)

    39. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      dude, you made me almost spit out my drink...that's funny as hell.

      --
      Maybe we DID take the blue pill. You wouldn't remember anyway.
    40. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by niittyniemi · · Score: 2, Funny


      > At the last IT firm I worked for, the CEO had a four-letter
      > password. I'm not going to say what it was, but it was the name
      > of an animal.
      >
      > That was bad enough, but it was the name of an animal he had
      > tattooed on his forearm.

      Was it a cock by any chance? ;)

      --
      The Machine stops.
    41. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by kasperd · · Score: 1

      Well, if she was nice, it might take less than that before I told her my root password is "FSPWBK#hiL!JxKvS" and my IP address is 172.16.42.42.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    42. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by turnip+the+beet · · Score: 1

      Looks like there's a huge market for biometric auth or RFID implants for Sr. Management.

    43. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Johnso · · Score: 0

      I'd love to sleep with someone with good karma!

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      I'm a signature virus. Please copy me to your signature so I can replicate.
    44. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Carl+Sable · · Score: 1

      But would you give up your password to free someone trapped in a bank's ATM room that has caught fire?

    45. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by AppyPappy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The worst thing is everytime power went out, we would get these memos from the CFO wanting retina-reading or fingerprint reading technology for passwords. Jiminy Christmas. A $10k password-avoidance media on a $5k machine because a $100k VP can't remember a stupid password like his wife's name. I should have changed the VP-Personnel's password to "mysecretaryridesthebalonypony". He would have remembered that! (note: The first guy listed in Contacts in the email directory gets a lot of interesting stuff because they get added to the To: box by accident a lot)

      --

      If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem

    46. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Harker · · Score: 1

      Oh, password for sex.

      After sex, change password.

      Repeat... :)

      --
      When VCR's are outlawed, only outlaws will have VCR's.
    47. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      ummm, they need it more then others. There the ones working on multi-million dollar deal, mergers, stock changing decisions.
      I would love to know whats in B.Gates email, or G.Bush's emails, from before he slithered into office.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    48. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by raider_red · · Score: 1

      A guy on my hall gave up his fraternity secrets for sex.


      Really? We just got my room mate drunk and ran his pledge-book down to the local copy shop. Had all the secrets we ever needed.

      --
      It's good to use your head, but not as a battering ram.
    49. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by raider_red · · Score: 1

      Cool. I'll bring the goat around about 7pm.


      That actually is the fraternities' secret.

      --
      It's good to use your head, but not as a battering ram.
    50. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by dotslasher_sri · · Score: 1

      Or may be because you are an anonymous coward ( Security through obscurity) ;)

    51. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, go ahead, install Windows/Linux and then go f**k yourself afterwards...

    52. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by pediddle · · Score: 1

      If it was a pledge book, then it wasn't really secret. If he was a pledge, then he wasn't a full member yet, and didn't have access to the "real" secrets.

      Sorry to dissappoint you.

    53. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Depends on what kind it is. You could probably get easier sex by paying them money instead. I'd rather do that than give up my passwords, heh.

      --
      "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
    54. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Nah, he woulda misspelt "baloney".
      :b

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      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    55. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Wolfrider · · Score: 0, Troll

      ...the goat's name is "Chocolate"

      ...they're not kidding

      AAAUUGGHH!!!

      [runs away]

      --
      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    56. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Yes, the third secret of Frat houses:

      There is no frat house.

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      Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
    57. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Agreed, and while I know it may be trivial to many people here, they have MUCH more important things to worry about. Such as running the company that pays your salary.

      --
      Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
    58. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by NateTech · · Score: 1

      She'd just note it and later after she got you to marry her, she'd be on that internal LAN where she could actually route to your 172.16.x.x addresses -- then she'd have a field day. ;-)

      --
      +++OK ATH
    59. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      ummm, they need it more then others. There the ones working on multi-million dollar deal, mergers, stock changing decisions.
      Nope. They buy a second laptop, not shown on IT's budget, with or without password, and keep it in a locked drawer along with other more sensitive material. If they're working on something sensitive, they'd be pretty dumb to expose it to all the administrators in IT. The machine that is in IT's turf doesn't have sensitive information.

    60. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by binarytoaster · · Score: 1

      He didn't even do it for karma - Funny mods and all that ;)

    61. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, glad someone got the joke. obviously right over the head of the moderators.

    62. Re:I'd give up mine for sex! by sadomikeyism · · Score: 1
      Apparently none of you is a fourth degree brother.

      The first secrets were invented specifically to get laid.

      The second set of secrets was invented so the misogynistic pedants wouldn't be upset that they put all that effort into joining to find out it's just a scam to get laid.

      The third set of secrets is so you can tell the misogynistic pedants from the rest.

      I'm not saying what the fourth set of secrets is for.

      --
      "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves
  2. Passwords and memory by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I use one password for anything I don't really care about (/. login, LWN login, etc.) and different ones for systems I do care about (webservers, mx machines, client machines etc). I couldn't have told them my care-about passwords anyway though - I don't remember them, I just remember how to type them in. If I have to tell someone, I have to go through the process of mentally "typing" the word - complete with shift keys etc...

    It takes less than 5 minutes to remember a new sequence, just by typing it lots of times, and I find that if I *do* forget one from (say) 6 months ago, if I put my fingers through the first 1 or 2 chars, I get the whole sequence back... Holographic memory at its best :-)

    I've found this works much better for me than what I used to do (take 2 words, reverse them, catenate them, and take the central 8 chars) - the recovery of "forgotten" passwords is much easier when I let my fingers "remember" what to do... It also allows me to give clients obviously hard-to-forge passwords and easily use them :-)

    Simon

    --
    Physicists get Hadrons!
    1. Re:Passwords and memory by JoScherl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For important things, like Login to a remote system or something I use the first letters of the first sentence that comes to my mind - but in the endI only type the sequences without remebering what it meant - that's quite funny - finding the sentence after some months with only having the letters ;-)
      At unimportant systems I use something like qwerty 'cause it's quite easy to type fast....

    2. Re:Passwords and memory by Domini · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have to agree to this.

      I have a 6 alpha char, but not-so-secret (public), password I use for all my low-risk passwords. Then I have another simple 8 alpha-num, but secret, password for all my secure sites (like Slashdot).

      For high-security (Banking/root/PGP) I use a 13 character randomly generated passsword or two.

      I would give out my not-so secret one to anyone who dares ask, and my 8 char one for an Aero milk bar... ;)

    3. Re:Passwords and memory by spamguy · · Score: 0

      Are you implying you don't care about Slashdot?

    4. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Remembering passwords is easy. I have lots of them.

      The key is to make them memorable, pronouncable non-words. You can do this using passwdgen on linux. Just set it to the number of characters, add the "pronouncable" switch and - optionally - the "non alphaneumeric characters" switch and you'll have something that is very secure yet easy for YOU to recall.

      Further, what a bunch of whiney fucks. "Boo hoo, I have to use passwords. Boo hoo, I have to use a key to open my car door, house, bank deposit box, home safety, glove compartment, trunk. Boo hoo, I have to turn the knobs on doors and open them before walking into a building or home or car."

      Come on people.

    5. Re:Passwords and memory by mrwonka · · Score: 5, Informative

      try passwordsafe

      http://sourceforge.net/projects/passwordsafe/

    6. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of my really important stuff is protected by one password - "cOwBoYnEaL".

    7. Re:Passwords and memory by CabMerlot · · Score: 1

      Evidently the cerebellum training lasts longer than the cerebrum training in your case! actually that's a universal human trait... hope you're okay with being labelled human! :)

      --
      -- ...and yet, somehow, life goes on...
    8. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably could have gotten more for your /. password if you had managed to register 3837 accounts earlier than you did. Barely missed 5-digit bliss.

    9. Re:Passwords and memory by brinkster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I started in a non IT related position 8 months ago. In that time I have managed to find the admin passwords to two domains, admin access to the company database, local admin access to all the PCs at my site, VNC passwords as well as discovered the company RedHat server runs a vulnerable version of SSH.
      All this by showing half an interest and sounding like you know what you're talking about. But then, maybe the IT department here is useless.

    10. Re:Passwords and memory by dyefade · · Score: 2, Funny

      I used to have my password as a pattern typed on the keypad. The password, as far as I was concerned, was a pattern on the keyboard, not a number.
      But... I tried to use the same thing on an ATM machine for typing in my PIN number, but the keypads aren't the same... so I had to go in to the bank and explain my mistake... oops.

      789
      456
      123
      Keyboard

      123
      456
      789
      ATM machine

    11. Re:Passwords and memory by caluml · · Score: 1
      I would give out my not-so secret one to anyone who dares ask

      What is it then? :) Post it on Slashdot, I dare you.

    12. Re:Passwords and memory by goranb · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I don't remember them, I just remember how to type them in. If I have to tell someone, I have to go through the process of mentally "typing" the word

      Ok, this is not related to the topic, but still...

      Here in Slovenia various stores are switching to a "PIN code" based use of credit cards (instead of my signature on the receipt)...
      I personally think that's great and all, as I've been using my cards and PIN code on ATM machines for quite some time now...

      Of course, I don't "know" my PIN code, I know how to type it...
      Guess what? The keyboards stores are using are "up-side-down" compared to the ones used on ATM machines...
    13. Re:Passwords and memory by luferbu · · Score: 1

      I wish you good luck if you're from America and move to Europe, it won't be a problem if you're password doesn't have a 'z' or 'y' in it. After two months of forced switch to qwertz layout I still have problems typing my passwords!

    14. Re:Passwords and memory by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      So... what's your password?

    15. Re:Passwords and memory by javatips · · Score: 1

      I also use a 3-4 easy password for system I do not care about.

      For the ones I care about, I use different password that is generated randomly (using a mix of lowercase, uppercase and numbers) by Strip (Simple Tool for Recalling Important Passwords), a Palm OS application that is protected by a password (that I also generated randomly). This application also encrypt it's database using AES. Most of the time, when I generate a password for a system I use often (like my laptop), I remember it after 5-10 times I login with it.

      Now if I forget my main password... I loose all my other passwords. But it has not happened yet!

    16. Re:Passwords and memory by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot? Secure like the time they forgot to change the default admin password and someone was able to exploit it. Or the time it was rooted before that. And parts of OSDN were broken into back when apache and all those other sites were broken into.

    17. Re:Passwords and memory by Colonel+Angus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds like the latter. Anyone in a non-IT has no reason or business knowing any of those passwords.

    18. Re:Passwords and memory by Xugumad · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I go a little further than this:

      1. Two seperate "critical" passwords, one for financial (bank, credit card, etc.), one for system access.
      2. One password for anything I need to make reasonably sure no-one gets access to (typically anything that stores my credit card details, even if they aren't viewable).
      3. One password for anything it would be annoying if people access (LiveJournal, online retailers who don't store my credit card, etc.)
      4. One password for sites I don't really care if anyone gets into.
      5. One password for sites I only plan on using once (which you can have for a bar of chocolate)

      Additionally, every 6 months or so I create (using a random password generator) a new password, which becomes my systems password. My systems password becomes my financial password, my financial password becomes my need-to-keep secure, and so on down...

      Works for me...

    19. Re:Passwords and memory by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 2, Informative

      The key is to make them memorable, pronouncable non-words.

      Reading a lot of science-fiction and fantasy books also helps much - especially when you can read them in some non-Western language. "Rohan" or "Alderan" will be too obvious, but "BalduryiBadubiny" won't be that easy to be crack by brute force - while it's very easy to memorize (and pronounce!) if you can read Stanislaw Lem in Polish.

    20. Re:Passwords and memory by Safety+Cap · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Boo hoo, I have to use a key to open my car door, house, bank deposit box, home safety, glove compartment, trunk.
      How many people would give up they key to their house for a bar of chocolate?

      As we learned in Econ 101, it probably comes down to value. Most people do not ascribe value to computer security; they see it as "something the IT guys make us do." Example: walk into any small shop and check out their security. It has been my experience that all passwords are taped to the monitor more times than not, or you can just ask the admin for them.

      On the other hand, people ascribe much more value to the security of their home and/or car.

      --
      Yeah, right.
    21. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish you good luck if you're from America and move to Europe, it won't be a problem if you're password doesn't have a 'z' or 'y' in it. After two months of forced switch to qwertz layout I still have problems typing my passwords!


      That would be that continental bit of Europe that doesn't include the UK, would it?

    22. Re:Passwords and memory by Cypherus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like to use the first letters from a certain phrase and add the year at the end, that way i just remember the phrase and after typing it in several times I can type it really fast. My friends call me wacko that I have 13-15 alpha-numeric passwords. They can hardly remember their AOL password let alone a 13-15 alpha-numeric password. Noobs.

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      Open Source. It's the difference between trust and antitrust.
    23. Re:Passwords and memory by omnirealm · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I couldn't have told them my care-about passwords anyway though - I don't remember them, I just remember how to type them in.

      I do the same thing. I base my passwords on a pattern of keys on the keyboard. I was haplessly surprised earlier this year while I was on vacation in Europe, when I realized that the keyboard on the hotel terminal had a different key mapping than the one I based my password on! :-( It took me several minutes just to remember what all the keys would have been on a US keyboard and then alter my pattern just to be able to type in my password...

      Yes, I know I probably could have changed the key mapping in the operating system, but it was a Windows machine, and I only know how to use xmodmap.

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    24. Re:Passwords and memory by instanto · · Score: 1

      What if you loose all your fingers in a freak pigeon chasing accident and somebody needs them to activate the nuclear warhead, or find the secret statsh of pr0n on your file server?

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    25. Re:Passwords and memory by matticus · · Score: 1

      apparently Alderaan is not that obvious :)

    26. Re:Passwords and memory by chef_raekwon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Remembering passwords is easy. I have lots of them.

      yes for me too! for example - my name is Rick, so my password is rICK. or RiCk or rick.

      it is very easy to remember, and, when someone asks me for my password, I just tell em what it is! I dont have to put it on a piece of paper or nothing.

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      We're like rats, in some experiment! -- George Costanza
    27. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      my password is **********

    28. Re:Passwords and memory by AbbyNormal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Boo hoo, I have to use passwords. Boo hoo, I have to use a key..."

      True, but does turning a key force you to remember a complex stored memory? Nope.

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      Sig it.
    29. Re:Passwords and memory by peragrin · · Score: 1

      It all depends on the person

      I have 20 variations of 5 base "words" with numbers mixed into each on a random basis.

      I have them all memorized, using the same password only for forums.

      Now could just anybody use this method? well no it takes strong memory skills. I can read a book once, put the book on the shelf, pick it up again a year later, and write a book report on the whole thing after re-reading the first 10 pages.
      Warning trying the above while in school pisses off both, teachers and other students.

      The greater the randomness to outside people the better the password. It only needs make sense you.

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      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    30. Re:Passwords and memory by b100dian · · Score: 1

      So, actually all your passwords are wasd-like from quake?

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    31. Re:Passwords and memory by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Most people in holland use american keyboard layouts for some reason tho..

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    32. Re:Passwords and memory by sageman · · Score: 1

      I find that its generally true. I have some different passwords. A 8-char alphanum boot password, then a 7-char alphanum lilo password and then the system passwords, my main user 16-char password with lower and upper case letters, numbers and symbols, and a roughly 80-char password with lower and upper case, punctuation and stuff for my root password. I use the 8-char and 7-char in random other places too. The 80-char is a phrase in an old foreign langauge that I transposed and transfixed some of the letters. I use my 16-char one for GPG and not in many other places. You'll be amazed at how fast you can memorize and type in a 80-char password when you have to do it to go superuser and you tend to compile in a good amount of stuff!

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      --- "To iterate is human, to recurse divine." -- Robert Heller
    33. Re:Passwords and memory by mericet · · Score: 1

      That's a horrible system, especially the cycling part, because the password usually get stored in a database in all the web sites (forget about encrypted here). This means any operator in any web site, can get into many of your accounts, especially now that they know your system.

    34. Re:Passwords and memory by arkanes · · Score: 1

      I did the same thing (except that I rememebered the sequence on the ATM, not on the keypad) and I locked out my card 3 times trying to use the online banking before I actually looked at the keypad and realized what was happening. Even stranger is that I used to do lots of data entry, so I can keypad without looking if I actually know the numbers.

    35. Re:Passwords and memory by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

      True, but does turning a key force you to remember a complex stored memory? Nope.

      Finding my keys does...

    36. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I left one job, they asked me how many passwords I knew. I started listing them - not unlike a pop quiz. When I got to 200 and they came in to see what was taking me so long, they decided the best way was to ask me to sign a waiver so they wouldn't have to change all of those passwords and force everyone else to remember new passwords.

    37. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, QWERTY here in mainland europe, specifically Denmark.

      The germans use a crazy QWERTZ layout, and france their own AZERTY layout.

    38. Re:Passwords and memory by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I do something like that. I used to use separate weak passwords for sites that I don't give a damn about, but I found that it's much easier to have one weak password for all such accounts.

      So that's for my my Slashdot, Starcraft, hotmail spam account, etc etc.

      For root and otherwise important UNIX accounts, 8-character random alnum.

      For paypal (which has like 10 bucks on it), and the like, 3-word diceware.

      For real banking, 5-word diceware.

      For PGP master key (controls encrypted list of passwords), 7-word diceware.

      I use diceware because it produces passwords that are strong, easy to remember, and fast to type (especially on Dvorak, which is optimized for English words).

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    39. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully, some day you will learn that a compiler doesn't need root access, no matter how magic it's work may look.

    40. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent point. I seem to be having the same probl...

    41. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing you are not realizing is that it's a major hassle for most people. Sure, YOU can type your password in a nanosecond, but most people are hunt-and-peckers or have been told to have different passwords for everything, and they have to ALL be secure.

      I face similar aggravation from having to type in all those stupid codes to activate software. If thee was only one or two EVER, it wouldn't be so bad, but for a guy who builds computers, I have to type in 10-20 of these friggin things for every computer I load up (no one wants the same computer, and stuff changes too fast to give it to them anyway).

    42. Re:Passwords and memory by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 5, Funny
      try passwordsafe

      I just changed all my passwords to 'passwordsafe'. They seem to work just as well as all those hard-to-remember passwords I had before. That is what you meant, isn't it?

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    43. Re:Passwords and memory by Maeve77 · · Score: 1

      Come on, computer industry! Get on the ball and get me a retinal scan for my home computer!

      --
      Beauty will lure a man into bed, but it won't bring him back a second time, unless he's awfully young or very stupid.
    44. Re:Passwords and memory by drudd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Same thing happened to me when I got an ergonomic keyboard... the pattern crossed the split in the keys and didn't match up right for my muscle memory.

      Now I use the split as an extra piece of information in the pattern, makes it a nonsense pattern on a normal keyboard.

      Doug

      --
      Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
    45. Re:Passwords and memory by medvezhatnik · · Score: 0

      "Boo hoo, I have remembered a combination longer than 8 chars...." :-)
      Back then when I worked at CUNY as a tech, I remembered passwords of all staff members on our network.

    46. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the same kind of memory when it comes to passwords. I have to mentally type it if I want to recall it. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't recognize my password immediately if I simply saw it written, or if I heard it spelled out loud.

      That's called kinesthesic memory. The memory of your finger movements.

    47. Re:Passwords and memory by chadseld · · Score: 1

      I have a different password for every site/account/etc... I base all the passwords off a 6 char random sequence say s#8ogu for instance. Then, for each site I modify the password based on a fixed pattern to reach 8 characters. For instance: First letter of name of site, 3 of the fixed sequence, last letter of name of site, last 3 of fixed sequence. So, in the above example: Amazon.com (site name amazon) as#8nogu Slashdot.org (site name slashdot) ss#9togu By following this pattern, I only have to remember one password and I have a unique password for each account.

    48. Re:Passwords and memory by Craptastic+Weasel · · Score: 1

      My password is easy... "New England Clam Chowder".

      ...aww cr4p is that the white or the red... :(

    49. Re:Passwords and memory by E_elven · · Score: 1

      >True, but does turning a key force you to remember a complex stored memory? Nope.

      Actually, it does. The process of getting your key, unlocking the door, opening the door and putting the key away probably uses a hundred different muscles, concentration to hit the keyhole and millions of nerve impulses and stored memory patterns. It's just that you don't think about it.

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    50. Re:Passwords and memory by E_elven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tell my friends to, instead of remembering the word itself, either remember the pattern of finger movements or -this has been popular lately- simply writing the first letter of their name with the keys on the keyboard. For example for 'A', you could have zSe4RfV (on a qwerty.) An additional good trick is to set the computer to be able to switch between two input locales (without the little sign in system tray) -for example, if you switch (alt+lshift) to Dvorak just before typing the password, it's hard to get right even if someone sees it (I switch to Qwerty myself:)

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    51. Re:Passwords and memory by krewemaynard · · Score: 1

      w0w, when did they put a pw on AC??

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    52. Re:Passwords and memory by Uerige · · Score: 1

      I have to use two keys to get into my apartment. That process takes anything between 30 seconds and 2 minutes because nearly all my keys look the same and I'm too lazy to mark them. Typing in a password would require, like, 2 seconds or something.

    53. Re:Passwords and memory by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      The process of getting your key, unlocking the door, opening the door and putting the key away probably uses a hundred different muscles, concentration to hit the keyhole and millions of nerve impulses and stored memory patterns. It's just that you don't think about it.
      The process of getting your key, unlocking the door, opening the door and putting the key away probably uses a hundred different muscles, concentration to hit the keyhole and millions of nerve impulses and stored memory patterns. It's just that you don't think about it.

      No, it's just that the action is the same for every door. You don't have to learn 50 different ways to unlock the door...
    54. Re:Passwords and memory by MenTaLguY · · Score: 0

      dude, that's only sixteen different combinations to try...

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      DNA just wants to be free...
    55. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solution: (and one I've seen work for individual people)...

      1. Fire them (I personally know 2 people fired over their passwords being compromised. 1 where there was no evidence of exposure because of his password compromised, but 1 where it was known that someone outside the company had gotten sensitive documents because of it. Both people are now religious about security.)
      2. I also saw someones manager once, after someones password became known, walk that person over to their desktop, logged on as them (using the widely known password) and proceded to delete any and all non-critical work documents the person had created, and told them they had to have them ready for him by next week.) It seemed kind of petty to me at the time, but it worked on that person too, and at least they didn't get fired.

    56. Re:Passwords and memory by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Funny

      All this by showing half an interest and sounding like you know what you're talking about. But then, maybe the IT department here is useless.

      Dude, show competance like that and you'll be drafted into the IT department and then you'll really be sorry.

      --
      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    57. Re:Passwords and memory by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      The same thing applies to software security - how many people would leave their doors and windows open 24/7? Compare to how many people happilly plug their unfirewalled, unpatched windows machines into their DSL...

      I've said it before, but IMHO one of the reasons for this is that most modern worms and trojans just don't do a whole lot of damage to the infected machine. If people who left their computers open got their drives trashed and had to buy a new copy of windows (because their supplier didn't bother giving them the installation disks) then they would pay far more attention to security (at least once they've been hit once). As it is, their machine gets infected, the worm uses up a bit of their bandwidth, sends out a load of spam... maybe their ISP blocks their connection until they sort it out, but all in all it's only a minor inconvenience, not a complete disaster.

      The financial institutions use credit scoring databases to decide if you get a loan, maybe ISPs should work together to keep a database of your compromises - if you keep getting cracked then they just won't let you have a internet connection (or at least you won't get a proper connection, they could provide a "web only" solution for those people). Yes, there is a cost involved with operating such a system and that would be passed on to all the end users, but who knows - maybe the operating costs of the ISPs will go down to compensate when they end up with less wasted bandwidth.

    58. Re:Passwords and memory by Slowleggs · · Score: 1

      So what's your not-so-secret PW ? =)

    59. Re:Passwords and memory by obsoletemind · · Score: 0
      The recovery of "forgotten" passwords is much easier when I let my fingers "remember" what to do.

      Yea, just like playing the piano. When theres a tune i have forgotten i can usually get it when i 'let my fingers "remember" what do to'.

    60. Re:Passwords and memory by wintermute740 · · Score: 1

      "True, but does turning a key force you to remember a complex stored memory? Nope."

      You obviously haven't seen my keyring, have you?

    61. Re:Passwords and memory by GTRacer · · Score: 1
      RE: Your Number-2 Scenario - Daaaaaaaaamn! That is cold! But surprisingly effective and memorable I bet! When I started this job I made sure my PC had a burner in it. I make weekly backups of ALL my crap. I'd make full images but I'm on XP and I don't trust current free/Free options enough.

      If someone did that to me (not likely, my wife doesn't even know my admin PWs) I'd be back up and running quickly. After having washed the blood from my hands...

      GTRacer
      - Misspelled Klingon words with punctuation and numbers are fun

      --
      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
    62. Re:Passwords and memory by Westech · · Score: 1

      Boo hoo, I have to use passwords. Boo hoo, I have to use a key to open my car door, house, bank deposit box, home safety, glove compartment, trunk. Boo hoo, I have to turn the knobs on doors ...

      I agree with you to a point, but I also think there comes a point when security is taken to an extreme and users have a right to complain.

      For example, take the new password complexity rules that will soon be enforced at my place of employment:
      All passwords must meet the following criteria:
      Be exactly eight characters in length. (isn't this LESS secure than variable length passwords?)
      Contain at least one upper case letter.
      Contain at lease one lower case letter.
      Contain at least one number.
      Contain NO names or dictionary words.
      Not be a password you have used in the last year.

      Now I fully understand the need for security, but seriously, try to quickly come up with a password meeting the above criteria that you'll be able to remember! Now imagine the average user trying to do it! By the way, I work at a University, not the CIA.

      IMHO, by implementing such excessively strict password requirements we are simply ensuring that every monitor in the place will have a password covered sticky note on it.

    63. Re:Passwords and memory by Charles+Dart · · Score: 1

      How many people would give up they key to their house for a bar of chocolate?

      How much to change the locks on my house; $80

      How much to change my password; $0

      Unless you count opportunity costs then its a couple bucks, if you're me.

      So I guess I would not do it, unless it was some kind of expensive exotic chocolate.

    64. Re:Passwords and memory by hswerdfe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny I have 4 passwords

      Low security Internet (slashdot/monster/..etc..)
      one for home (12 random key strokes)
      one for finance (another 12 random key strokes)
      and one for work....my onw for work is "password"

      any one care to guess how much I like my job?

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      --meh--
    65. Re:Passwords and memory by Gruneun · · Score: 1

      True, but does turning a key force you to remember a complex stored memory? Nope.
      Apparently, you've never lost your keys.

    66. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I work, password loss is considered drastic. In fact, the audit people will actually pose as IT or help desk and *ask* for your username and password. If you give it to them, you're on a one way trip to the unemployment office when the findings come out. They actually publicise the entire list of every person who gave up their passwords, as well as the list of people who simply had their passwords cracked (via l0phtcrack, I'll bet).

      Personal favorite: User "root" on box "auditsux" was cracked, because it was too simple... it was dtsucks :)

    67. Re:Passwords and memory by ultrasound · · Score: 1

      Gosh you are so 133t.

      Thats nothing compared to my 50 character alphanumeric password

      a11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11

    68. Re:Passwords and memory by ultrasound · · Score: 1

      Woops, I gave away my password and I didn't even get a lousy bar of chocolate.

    69. Re:Passwords and memory by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1
      Be exactly eight characters in length. (isn't this LESS secure than variable length passwords?)
      Contain at least one upper case letter.
      Contain at lease one lower case letter.
      Contain at least one number.
      Contain NO names or dictionary words.
      Not be a password you have used in the last year.

      Now I fully understand the need for security, but seriously, try to quickly come up with a password meeting the above criteria that you'll be able to remember!


      Certainly.

      'ygm6dfoH'.

      Confused? Okay, I'll explain. I memorize a LOT of song lyrics. So I just took the song I'm listening to right now - Pop Will Eat Itself - Wise Up Sucker! - and typed out the lyric line I was on.

      "...at the sound of the bell, an act you know so well, you give me sixteen different flavours of Hell, say it's love that you need, it's war that you got, but you want to live your life and 'to have' not 'to have not'..."

      Need a number. Need eight characters.

      "you give me sixteen different flavours of Hell" -> 'ygm6dfoH'. Easy. And I just associate the song with the site/machine/account/whatever.

      Okay, so that one was easy, because I got handed the number and a capital letter.

      Next song. Bad Religion - The Defense.

      "...no peace (no peace), and no friends (no friends) / we trace the mortal edge (with no defense) / to state the obvious: this world is perilous for us / no sense (no sense) and no guide (no guide) / ain't it beautiful to be alive (yeah, right) / i won't resign before the struggle ends ..."

      Need eight characters, one digit, at least one of each case.
      "ain't it beautiful to be alive yeah right" -> 'aibtbayr' -> capitalize first letter, digitize last -> r becomes 2 -> 'Aibtbay2'.

      There. Two passwords that follow the rules and are quite easy for me to remember.
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    70. Re:Passwords and memory by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      >> Contain NO names or dictionary words.

      > 'Aibtbay2'

      And if the system triggers off on 'bay', digitize more characters from the end. 'Aibtba42'.

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      if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence / freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
    71. Re:Passwords and memory by jrumney · · Score: 1

      It really fucks you if you travel around Europe though.

    72. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness a few million years of evolution gave your brain the peak of Darwin's progress that is "ability to remember passwords that you happen to find easy to pronounce". May you advance our species in many ways, Mr AC.

    73. Re:Passwords and memory by Evil-G · · Score: 1

      unless his name has a silent "p" as well. then you have 32 combinations.

    74. Re:Passwords and memory by James_G · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I actually created a secure database which I can access from anywhere on the net to hold my passwords. They're all encrypted for security, and you access the site over SSL. You can download the code for it here.

      No guarantees as to how secure it is. So far I haven't found any problems with it.

    75. Re:Passwords and memory by cliffy2000 · · Score: 1

      Yes. You could forget where you left your key.

    76. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well here's the problem! We've got freaking Rain Man working IT security!

    77. Re:Passwords and memory by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      One password to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them!

      --
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    78. Re:Passwords and memory by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Or just create a seperate text file for each password and use PGP/GPG to encrypt the contents. Easily backed up, simple decryption, allows you to put all of the other information in the text file along with the password. No need to keep the file in a secure location since the contents are encrypted.

      So long as nobody cracks my PGP password (a very long phrase), I'm not very worried.

      (Additional bonus that we can post the encrypted password blocks on a public web page... since we encrypt to multiple recipients at the same time, any one of the dev group can get the password they need.)

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    79. Re:Passwords and memory by Quebst · · Score: 1

      I do the same thing, but with a twist. For my most secure(2 or 3) passwords I use a randomly generated mix. I write it down and lock it in my home fire-proof safe. Can't be more secure than that.

      For my other passwords I use a combination of about 5 words, mixed in varying order. For the most part I remember them, but if I don't I can figure it out by trial and error. This is easy to remember and secure enough.

      Passwords just aren't good enough anymore. Some other form of verifyication is needed. I once worked in a company that had strict access rules, not because of what they did but because of contracts they made with other companies. We had to use a programmed card to get into the door, and combined with a simple password to login. For the workplace, I think a similar system should be used. It is low cost, low maintance solution with "good enough" security. The internet is a different case, but I don't see normal users wanting to bother with a PGP key or such.

    80. Re:Passwords and memory by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      > As we learned in Econ 101, it probably comes down to value. Most people do not ascribe value to computer security; they see it as "something the IT guys make us do."

      Solution: Make the password embarassing information so they don't dare give it out. There's no one who ever needs to be given the password, anyways, so it works out.

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    81. Re:Passwords and memory by Dog135 · · Score: 1

      I use the numpad. It works on regular and erganomic keyboards, plus works as my voicemail password too. (though the actual numbers are different, the pattern's the same)

      For security's sake, I make the passwords longer then normal. (10-20 digits long, but I have a 7 digit one for low-security purposes.)

      --
      "That's so plausible, I can't believe it!" - Leela
    82. Re:Passwords and memory by Cypherus · · Score: 1

      Too bad most places you put a password don't allow 50 characters l33t d00d! Heck every once in a while I'm limited to 8 characters...where are you putting in these 50 character passwords l33t h4x0r!!??!

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      Open Source. It's the difference between trust and antitrust.
    83. Re:Passwords and memory by (TiC)ShAdGhOsT · · Score: 1

      ok then Domini (103836) can i have one of your passwords ;)

    84. Re:Passwords and memory by potat0man · · Score: 1

      Since when is Polish Eastern?

    85. Re:Passwords and memory by rastos1 · · Score: 1
      So far I haven't found any problems with it.

      I did. But it's not really 'my problem' ;-D

    86. Re:Passwords and memory by Stray7Xi · · Score: 1

      If you're worried about your passwords, you can use my service to store them:

      Simply email me all your login/passwords with a short descrip of each. If you ever need them again just email me and I'll give them back. It only costs a nominal fee which will automatically be transfered from your bank account (No Signing up necessary!)

    87. Re:Passwords and memory by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

      Since when is Polish Eastern?

      Since most people started living West of Poland, I guess.
      I've always thought of "The West" as extending from the Eastern edge of Western Europe, say Austria or somewhere, all the way round to the West Coat of America.

    88. Re:Passwords and memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1: Give password
      Step 2: Change password in less time than it takes asker to walk to computer
      Step 3: Eat chocolate

      Christopher

  3. Also over 30% will just tell you..... by troc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And apparently over 30% of those asked would just reveal their passwords without any bribery!

    Troc

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    1. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing! We have a Slashdot reader that read the blurb!

    2. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 1

      Aparantly most sysadmins dont put the fear of root in their users. Rule with an iron fist. Maybe im just fed up with stupid lusers and their windows machines fucking up my network though. God damned windows viruses and spyware. If you catch someone giving out their password (if it is possibly system compromising), or even writing it down, I suggest you change it for them to keep it secure.

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    3. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by bobbis.u · · Score: 5, Interesting
      But what use is a user id and password if you don't know where the computer is that it accesses?

      They should have tried doing the survey by knocking on people's front doors and asking them. I bet significantly less people would tell them then, because they would realise there was a much greater chance that the divulged information could actually be used.

      I am sure that somewhere in my town, there is a computer with the Windows login "Administrator", with password set to "password". Now in order for that information to be useful I still need to find that computer. (The only likely way is brute force scanning, which, by extension could be applied to the password cracking anyway.)

      Clearly, if the attacker was more malicious and started following you, etc they could get this information. However, most people will assume that noone else actually has a major reason to be interested in their PC or indeed downloading their pr0n collection. This is part of the reason why Joe Public does have such strong feelings about spyware as the average slashdotter.

    4. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by bobbis.u · · Score: 1

      Of course the last sentence should have read "does not have such strong feelings..."

    5. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by frostfreek · · Score: 1

      I am sure that somewhere in my town, there is a computer with the Windows login "Administrator", with password set to "password".

      That sounds like the basis of a geeked Who's On First

      Q:What's your password?
      A:"my password".
      Q:Yes, your password.
      A:I just told you.
      Q:Fine, (jerk), what's your username?
      A:"my username".

    6. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And apparently over 30% of those asked would just reveal their passwords without any bribery!

      Yes, that was interesting, and I'm not surprised. But, this quote from the article (emphasis mine) bothered me.

      The RSA survey found that maintaining online identities is becoming a burden for many people who, on average, use 20 sites that require them to register and then log on afterwards.

      Good Lord! These are 'random' commuters. I find it quite hard to believe that a significant portion of them have have 20 logins let alone an AVERAGE of 20 online logins to keep track of. Especially considering that only one respondent (allegedly) had a total of 40 logins.

      So, it's Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics. I don't take the article as anything resembling reality.

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    7. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by scambaiter · · Score: 1

      reminds me a lot of this strip.

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    8. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to have field engineers come in on one of my client sites and they'd need access. I'd provide them with a nice little set of what appeared to be random alphanumeric. When I told them it was the 35th-50th digits of pi or e, or the Latin word for banana, or obscure words in Anglicized versions of Japanese or Chinese, that seemed to scare them a little bit.

    9. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by FictionPimp · · Score: 1
      I've found that 99% of all windows machines I sit down on dont have a password. I just click the perty picture next to their name.

      Or press Control-Alt-Delete 2 times and type in Administrator and no password.

    10. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      But what use is a user id and password if you don't know where the computer is that it accesses?
      And that's assuming that they told the truth in the first place. I'm sure I could make up a string of characters in exchange for a bar of chocolate.
    11. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Good Lord! These are 'random' commuters. I find it quite hard to believe that a significant portion of them have have 20 logins let alone an AVERAGE of 20 online logins to keep track of. Especially considering that only one respondent (allegedly) had a total of 40 logins.

      Lessee...

      1. Telephone bill web site
      2. Power bill web site
      3. Amazon.com
      4. JCPenneys.com
      5. ISP E-mail
      6. AIM password
      7-12. half-a-dozen other online stores
      13. Bank account web site.
      14. Investment account web site
      15. Work web-mail or intranet
      16-18. a few credit account web sites
      19. News web site
      20. Game site

      Hell, that wasn't even hard... at last count, I have 80 sets of passwords that I keep track of with regards to websites. (Most of those use unique username/password combinations.)

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    12. Re:Also over 30% will just tell you..... by superyooser · · Score: 1
      The reward is getting some annoying questioner off the phone.

      How do the surveyers know that the people gave them REAL passwords?

      Surveyer: We'll give you some chocolate if you give us your password.
      User: (annoyed) mypassword
      Surveyer: Thanks!
      User: No problem. *hangs up* Idiot!

      Authentication is a big part of IT security. It's amazing that the people doing a survey done for Infosecurity Europe weren't applying security concepts to their own research.

      They had no way of knowing if they were given correct passwords, and they didn't even realize it! Hellooo? Didn't it occur to them?

      "We are amazed at the level of ignorance from consumers on the need to protect their online identity," said Tim Pickard, spokesman for RSA Security.

      Uh, yeah, well I'm amazed too, but not at users' ignorance. The surveyers were every bit as naive as those who would give out their passwords.

  4. What's so wrong about that?? by JasonBee · · Score: 2, Funny

    My users do that all the time, if I am to believe that all those candies sitting in urns on desks serve a purpose! And to think my wife works at Nestle! JB

  5. Wait a minute by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They didn't actually test these passwords they just said "I'll give you a bar of chocolate if you give me your password".

    So people can just make it up.

    Yes Mr "Researcher" if offered chocolate 79% of people can think of a random word.

    Big deal,
    John.

    1. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      maybe their choices on the poll were as bad as Slashdot Polls.

      Was give it up for CowboyNeal an option?

    2. Re:Wait a minute by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Depends what type of password they're asking for. I can imagine my boss giving up some of his real passwords for a bribe because he thinks "big deal... that one's not protecting anything sensitive anyway". Except, that comes down to him not understanding that whole "weakest link in the defenses" problem. Yea, maybe THAT password isn't, but what does that give a malicious user access to that could be abused elsewhere? What apps level attacks are we now vulnerable to? What databases could be stolen? Could the attacker now impersonate you to get more information from other people?

      Management and business types, and of course home users, don't think security is a big complex model. They think "oh, we have a firewall... we're safe" and that's the end of it.

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    3. Re:Wait a minute by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Management and business types, and of course home users,
      > don't think security is a big complex model. They think
      > "oh, we have a firewall... we're safe" and that's the end of it.

      I am a management type, you insensitive clod :-)

      John.

    4. Re:Wait a minute by dave_mcmillen · · Score: 1

      They didn't actually test these passwords they just said "I'll give you a bar of chocolate if you give me your password".

      So people can just make it up.


      I really, really hope you're right about this! I just love the thought of hundreds of people saying, "Sure, my password is, uh, rutabaga. Now gimme the chocolate."

      Unfortunately, I suspect this is probably not what happened in most cases. But as you say, who knows: they have no way to check.

    5. Re:Wait a minute by toofanx · · Score: 1

      Even if they did test the password, it is not of much use. I, personally, would have given them the password of various mail accounts that I use purely for spam-type mail, in exchange for a chocolate.

    6. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's probably true for some of the respondents. Some of the others probably pulled the post-it of the rim of their monitor and handed it to the researcher so he could get the spelling right.

    7. Re:Wait a minute by potus98 · · Score: 1

      Management and business types, and of course home users, don't think security is a big complex model. They think "oh, we have a firewall... we're safe" and that's the end of it.

      IT and computer types, don't think computers in business are used to generate money. They think "oh, it doesn't matter how many dollars per minute we lose if that system is down, we MUST apply this patch that was posted 4.2 minutes ago or crackers will take over the world! NO! We can't wait until the scheduled outage window this evening! Must..... apply.... now.... Ahhhhh!"

      By the way, you will now be prompted to re-enter your challenge-token-based password every 200 keystrokes. 3 failed attempts in a 10 day period will result in a 36-hour deactivation of your account. Reactivation will require tracking down the sys-admin who is too busy implementing SSH version 12 so the connection between his laptop and PDA can't be laser vibration targeted which could result in the theft of 43 cheat code text files for Everquesting Online Adventures.

      Passwords suck for admins and users. Biometrics? Hopefully soon! Easier for users, more secure for admins. BUT, also more expensive. If the common password approach used in most enviornments was too negativley costly, we'd all be using something different/better.

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    8. Re:Wait a minute by Creepy · · Score: 1, Funny

      yeah - but honestly, I'd give up my Windows password for a beer if you're buying...

      oh, crap, I just remembered, Windows XP defaults to admin users having no passwords - I guess I have to turn that feature on first :P

      (thankfully that box sits behind a Linux router firewall)

    9. Re:Wait a minute by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Yes Mr "Researcher" if offered chocolate 79% of people can think of a random word.

      I have a personal favorite. I've been using it since the Quake1 days and people would constantly be asking for rcon access. After getting tired of people asking, I'd tell them that the password was 'imadufus'.

      It was amazing. A lot of the people after a few minutes would complain that 'imadufus' didn't work.

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    10. Re:Wait a minute by the_mad_poster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's a difference between having a sysadmin that's insane and having one that understands reasonable protections based on the content being protected and the overall position of the system in question. If a single compromise could result in a $200 million dollar loss of sensitive information, maybe forcing people who access that info to use a 12 character password that's not vulnerable to a dictionary attack isn't such a bad idea, hmm?

      Yet, I see it all the time: some stupid suit thinks they know better and wants to be exempt from the policy. Dysfuntion exists at every level, but when it runs rampant in people with authority, you have a real problem. What amazes me is that the excuse from these boneheads is always the same when something goes wrong: "well, I'm a MANAGER, I handle BUSINESS DECISIONS. You don't expect me to understand your technical mumbo jumbo, do you!?"

      Uh, no dumbass.... I expect you to sit back, STFU, and let me do my job. You HIRED me to do this so you didn't HAVE to understand the technical mumbo jumbo... remember?

      I'm sure not all management is like this, but from my vantage point, most of it is. It's so much easier for them to point fingers after the shit hits the fan than it is to sit down and work with the technical people from the start, I suppose. This whole story is probably a good example of that. I tried to get these bozos to pay for some of our front line people to take classes on preventing social engineering attacks. Something like 90 people would have been enrolled to the tune of $25K. They refused. So, to make my point, I told my buddy to get into the veeps office. Sure as all hell, he did it without raising any eyebrows... they thought it was a "cute trick" and still didn't sign anyone onto the class because they don't think anyone would ever try it with us. I then tried to point out that while WE might not have anything particularly valuable, we do act as interface to a much larger International that DOES have a lot of valuable assets that competitors and crooks would love.. no dice. Idiots, says I. Idiots. They hire people to do things they don't understand, then tell them how to do it anyway. That's like hiring a builder to build your house, then hanging over them all the time and telling them they're doing it wrong.

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    11. Re:Wait a minute by Andy_R · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm living proof of this. I was waiting for a train at Liverpoot St Station in London, and took part in the survey once I realised there was a freebie involved. Every single question they asked I made up a false reply to, partly to get the free chocolate but mostly because I hate intrusive market researchers and people trying to profile me.

      Sadly, I doubt they will ever realise how worthless their surveys are, after all the NYT still hasn't got the message after about a billion fake login names.

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    12. Re:Wait a minute by Zerbey · · Score: 1

      I'm living proof of this. I was waiting for a train at Liverpoot St Station in London, and took part in the survey once I realised there was a freebie involved. Every single question they asked I made up a false reply to, partly to get the free chocolate but mostly because I hate intrusive market researchers and people trying to profile me.

      There's a local market research company that would actually pay $5 a shot if you where willing to sit through one of there 15 minute demonstrations (usually it involved watching a movie trailer and answering questions). That's a free meal right there (not a very *good* free meal, but hey...), and I got to see what the latest upcoming movies where.

    13. Re:Wait a minute by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      They didn't actually test these passwords they just said "I'll give you a bar of chocolate if you give me your password".

      So people can just make it up.

      Yes Mr "Researcher" if offered chocolate 79% of people can think of a random word.

      Big deal,
      John.

      In a related note, 15% of all passwords are actually Thx4ChocolateDumbAzz.

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    14. Re:Wait a minute by mjh · · Score: 1
      I can imagine my boss giving up some of his real passwords for a bribe because he thinks "big deal... that one's not protecting anything sensitive anyway".

      This is not a very good example, but essentially, your boss *should* be doing exactly what he's doing. Not for chocolate, of course. But he should be making business risk assessments to determine how senstive something is before identifying how much effort (e.g. cost) is going to be expended trying to protect it.

      The goal of information security MUST be to enable the business to make informed risk based decisions. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT to remove all risk from every situation. Think of it this way, is it worth it to the business to risk $1 billion if the transaction is going to generate $2 billion? Probably. Now, maybe IT could develop some controls to protect more of the $1 billion. Maybe spend $1 million and lower the risk to $100 million. That's a reasonable response except when the $2 billion transaction is time critical?

      My point is this: the business needs to understand the information security risk. That's the job of the information security department or the information technology department. But technology risk is only one component that the business should be assessing, and the Info Sec and IT departments do not know all of the other components, so they should NOT be trying to dictate to the business what to do.

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    15. Re:Wait a minute by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      ...so they should NOT be trying to dictate to the business what to do.

      And the pointy-haired business dolts shouldn't be blaming the IT group when some dumbass's 5 character, dictionary password is stolen and cracked and they lose $1.5 million worth of productive time because of it.

      If I walk up to the pointy-haired boss, and I say "okay, fine, I understand that the information being protected by this system is not sensitive, but cracking this system can open attack vectors to xyz systems, and the y system DOES have sensitive information, and the moron looks at me and says "I have too many passwords to memorize, and who's going to attack THIS system anyway"... well, the problem really isn't on my head at this point. That's EXACTLY what happened with this situation. He said "The information is not really confidential" and I said "but this system opens attack vectors to other places". The response was, in short "the people using this system are idiots, they'll never figure out how to crack it". I responded in kind: "I used to BE one of those idiots, if you'll remember, and that's why you have me doing this work so cheap. And I'm standing here today telling you that I can get you the admin password to this building's LAN. What's to say somebody like me with less scruples isn't out there in that pool of 'idiots' right now?"

      On top of that, an 'idiot' in that particular pool of users that just happens to NOT be an idiot is a HUGE potential risk based on my assesment, because that particular pool has a very high turnover and low job satisfaction rate. If somebody with a little bit of clue gets pissed off and gets an idea, they could cause a lot of damage.

      This did not phase the pointy-haired wonders. They simply chanted the mantra that it was either SEP, that nobody would try it, or that the information wasn't sensitve enough to warrant strong passwords.

      I will turn in my badge the day the shit hits the fan and I will laugh the whole way home because I have documented, in hard copy, all of these "decisions".

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    16. Re:Wait a minute by mjh · · Score: 1
      If I walk up to the pointy-haired boss, and I say "okay, fine, I understand that the information being protected by this system is not sensitive, but cracking this system can open attack vectors to xyz systems, and the y system DOES have sensitive information, and the moron looks at me and says "I have too many passwords to memorize, and who's going to attack THIS system anyway"... well, the problem really isn't on my head at this point.
      Oh, absolutely. If you enumerate the risks, and the PHB makes a dumb decision, the responsibility is on him. All I'm saying is don't be so quick to assume that the dumb decision wasn't (instead) a calculated risk that went bad.

      Think of banks: they take risks every single day. They loan money. They don't know whether or not that money's coming back. If they focused only on the fact that it's a risk that they might lose the money, they'd never make the loan. BUT they frequently make loans because they've figured out how big of a risk it is, and on the backend they get paid specifically for taking the risk. That's what loan interest is: payment for taking a risk.

      That being said, it is incumbent upon the business to *LISTEN* to IT. That doesn't mean they have to do everything IT says, but they do have to listen and consider those risks. It's been my experience (having been as geeky as they come) that the business actually does a much better job of this than I thought they did when I was entirely focused on the bits. They're not perfect, but they aren't nearly as bad as I thought.

      $.02.

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    17. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      I will turn in my badge the day the shit hits the fan and I will laugh the whole way home because I have documented, in hard copy, all of these "decisions".

      And that's all you're expected to do. They have made a decision. If it contradicts your security advice, make sure they sign off on it. Now you've done your job, and can leave them to do theirs. If the shit hits the fan, that's the risk your management decided to take. If it doesn't, they made the right choice. Either way, the parent was right, and it's their choice to make.

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    18. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, it also defaults to not allowing remote access with a blank password. Hohoho!

    19. Re:Wait a minute by jburroug · · Score: 1

      I concur. Even worse, IT people are often intimidated into exacerbating this problem. I've been in situations before when I knew I had to let "the boss" bypass security rules that applied to everyone else because he had an attention span of about 10 seconds, any explination longer than that and he assumed you were lying to him to cover up the fact that you couldn't do your job. So when he said "Make my password 'drmark' for everything and make it never expire" any answer other than "OK" would've been cut off after ten seconds and parsed as "The incompetant arse in charge of IT can't fill a simple request and is trying to snow me under with BS, time to look for another one. He can't fool me, I'm an M.D.!" Substitute MBA/C*O/etc... for MD and that statement I'm afraid could apply to anyone in senior management for a company of any size.

      Waaaay to often I think IT people, even IT Managers, end up in a similar situation when faced with irritable, ignorant senior management who refuse to listen to any explination of "the technical mumbo-jumbo" or learn how to use the most basic functions of it and instead expect it work as if by magic. So to keep management happy (and thus keep ourselves employeed) we turn off half their access security so things "just work" for them. Then cross our fingers and pray...

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    20. Re:Wait a minute by hchaos · · Score: 1
      Depends what type of password they're asking for. I can imagine my boss giving up some of his real passwords for a bribe because he thinks "big deal... that one's not protecting anything sensitive anyway".Except, that comes down to him not understanding that whole "weakest link in the defenses" problem. Yea, maybe THAT password isn't, but what does that give a malicious user access to that could be abused elsewhere? What apps level attacks are we now vulnerable to? What databases could be stolen? Could the attacker now impersonate you to get more information from other people?
      He'll start to think it's a big deal when "he", in a drunken stupor, writes threatening e-mails to his boss, his boss's boss, and the President of the United States. He may deny that he did it, but only he could have sent out those e-mails, unless he was stupid enough to give his password out.
    21. Re:Wait a minute by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      Actually it asks you for a password when you're installing (unless you create an install script beforehand). If you use a blank password, that's your own fault. Nice bit of FUD though.

    22. Re:Wait a minute by isopossu · · Score: 1
      Did you see how much easier it would have been jus telling the truth?

      That's the reason anonymous surveys work so well: most people are too lazy to lie.

    23. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And another 5% use "Gotcha"

    24. Re:Wait a minute by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      If the shit hits the fan, that's the risk your management decided to take.

      And those of us who work in the *real* world know that shit *always* rolls downhill. It doesn't matter who made the initial decision; it doesn't matter what kind of documentation you have, or what you did to prevent it, or the fact that you told management flat out, time and again, that what they had in place was a disaster waiting to happen.

      Nope, none of that matters. Somebody is going to be blamed, and you can bet your hairy ass it won't be the management morons who fucked everything up in the first place. No, in the *real* world the person who's going to be blamed is YOU. Documentation to the contrary will simply be ignored, or get your ass tossed out on the street to avoid managerial embarrassment.

      Max

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    25. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      Documentation to the contrary will simply be ignored, or get your ass tossed out on the street to avoid managerial embarrassment.

      But you'll still be employable, as opposed to telling management you know better than them, which will get your ass tossed out onto the street whether or not the shit hits the fan, and with nothing but a lousy reference to show for it.

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    26. Re:Wait a minute by jesser · · Score: 1

      I tried to get these bozos to pay for some of our front line people to take classes on preventing social engineering attacks.... So, to make my point, I told my buddy to get into the veeps office.

      I assume you're in IT. Why are you trying to tell your boss what to do wrt physical security?

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    27. Re:Wait a minute by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1

      That's like hiring a builder to build your house, then hanging over them all the time and telling them they're doing it wrong.

      You won't get very far arguing with this analogy. Ask anyone who has hired a builder to build their dream home.

      How about instead, "That's like hiring a certified mechanic to fix your car, then insisting on getting under it with them and telling them they're doing it all wrong." ?

    28. Re:Wait a minute by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      So if you hate them, rather than give them false data which people will believe to be true, you should have lied, gotten the free chocolate, and then told them that you lied to get the chocolate, and that many other people were likely to do the same.

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  6. Wow... I mean... wow... by r6an · · Score: 2, Interesting
    and most indicated that they were fed up with having to use passwords
    Maybe if your admin required something like a 16 character alphanumeric cyber with alt codes, but wow... I thought I was lazy. Maybe it's time for security card (prox)/eye scanner/voice recognition systems (not just one, combination of them)
    1. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      you have it easy!

      here they added the restriction that you password can not contain any characters that can be typed at the keyboard... oh and you cant use any of your last 50 passwords.

      Ok, so I'm kind-of joking... but their stupidity at corperate to make passwords insanely complex has weakened computer security as most users now have their password (and the last 20 or so) written down under their desk blotter, in the drawer or even on a post-it on the monitor...

      Oh and corperate's extreme wisdom has the last four of your SSN in your user ID, and they use that same 4 digits to verify who you are to tech support lines...

      so basically they, through extremely stupid decisions have significantly weakened the network and computer security here to the point that it is a gigantic joke.

      yay for MIS directors that have no clue!

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    2. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by caluml · · Score: 1

      I think that's the main thing. Enforcing complex passwords that get changed regularly are too hard to remember. Just run john the ripper, or l0pht on the password DBs, and set the cracked passwords to a stronger one, and let the users know. If I can't crack a password in 2 days on a P4, I consider that, unless an attacker gets the password hashes, it's safe enough for most things.

    3. Re: Wow... I mean... wow... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > yay for MIS directors that have no clue!

      What about the other... Oh, never mind.

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    4. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by hal2814 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      One of our computer systems at work requires a complex password that has to be changed to something new regularly. You don't even need a bar of chocolate to figure out their current password. It's usually "hidden" under their mousepad or sometimes they don't even bother to do that and just tape their password list to their monitor with a nice arrow pointing to their current password. Fortunately, most of our systems do not work this way.

      Once upon a time I was an advocate of regularly changing passwords, but not anymore.

    5. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you enforce very strong passwords. I guarentee that I can get access to at least 5 accounts in your network within 24 hours and never touch a computer to do it.

      changing passwords frequently and forcing strong passwords weakens it to the point that I can harvest all I want by desk surfing.

      only complete fools think that making the passwords change every 30 days and forcing X6&g9O0@hZq to be a password is smart.

      where in fact it is incredibly stupid.

      computer security is for the experts that understand it... executive staff, MIS directors and management almost NEVER unserstand what they are in charge of let alone security.

    6. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hell, get hired to the cleaning company for that building and harvest over 30 of them, plus gobs of godies from the trash to the point you can social-enginner yourself as the domain administrator within a few minutes.

      corperate computer security is a complete joke.. AT EVERY CORPERATION.

      sorry, if your company doesnt have a 3 tier system... object,id,password then your security sucks horribly.

      a smartcard or ibutton login system with a weak pin number is better than anything any of you out there have. and is dirt cheap.... but if it did not come from that bloated waste of an office and good parking space called the CTO or CSO then it will never get used....

      on the other hand, places like SUN understand this and embrace it.

    7. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by pesc · · Score: 1, Troll

      so basically they, through extremely stupid decisions have significantly weakened the network and computer security here to the point that it is a gigantic joke.

      yay for MIS directors that have no clue!


      On the contrary, I do think they have a clue. Let me give you one:

      They have shifted the blame for the computer security breaches that will occur anyway from themselves to the users. The security system is safe enough. The blame for any breach lies with the employers that don't follow the corporate standards.

      It isn't about increasing security. It's about having your ass covered. :-(

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    8. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>plus gobs of godies from the trash

      i've picked up really nice gawdies from the trash too, my fuscia neglige, crotchless panties, lingerie of all sorts.

      nothing like gawdy toss offs.

    9. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

      For us its even better with similar restriction a large group of my coworkers all use the same password so they can access the each others files, by just changeing user ids. Another place I worked assigned us passwords every three months, but we always kept the memo with the passwords posted on the corkboard.

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    10. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I once worked for a company and had 6 passwords to remember. Some had different rules on length/format, and I had to change them at least once a month (except 1).

      I ended up formulating a system for my passwords, but generally people will write such things down.

      No Information Security person has explained why changing passwords is more secure than not. The answer I've been given is "it's more secure".

    11. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by fdiskne1 · · Score: 1

      No Information Security person has explained why changing passwords is more secure than not.

      Let's say a co-worker found out your password by looking over your shoulder while you typed it in. If your password never chagned, your co-worker would alway be able to log in as you. If your password changes within 30 days, your co-worker could log in as you for no more than 30 days, depending on when he found out what your password was.

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      But why is the rum gone?
    12. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by BashDot · · Score: 1

      I think that by law, they can't use your Soc Sec number (or any part of it) to identify you. They'd better get to changing that soon. :)

    13. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love how in one of the above posts, one admin says "let me do my job, passwords must be secure" and then we have others that say "look at those dumb suits making up dumb rules" No one points the finger at themselves and thinks "how can we make it better"...

    14. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the guy jumping up and down trying to inform them on how to make it better..

      they WILL NOT LISTEN.

      It departments are not interested in what the experts say... they are interested in the whims of the CTO and CIO. and he get's his information from the tech pages of Forbes magazine.

      Many many companies have highly innovatinve and great employees that can help further the security and useability of the network... they are blatently ignored because they are not in a position of power and therefore their idea and advice is considered useless.

      this is the norm and will remain that way forever.

    15. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tell people not to write down their passwords.

      However, I tell them that if they decide to ignore me and do so anyhow, at least keep the piece of paper in their wallet.

      Generally, people have their wallet on hand at all times, they're not so careless about it, etc.

      It's not perfect, but it's better than having them put a sticky note on the underside of the keyboard.

    16. Re:Wow... I mean... wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It's the other way around, no one can hold the US government responsible for assigning social security numbers in a useful or indentifiable way. Pretty simple disclaimer, it's right on your SS card.

  7. Hang on a minute... by beeglebug · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Without the ability to check that the passwords given are correct, surely the survey results will be totally inacurate?

    If someone came up to me in the street and asked me for my password in exchange for a gift, i'd just tell them any old word to get the free stuff...

  8. Pork Rinds! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One bag of pork rinds, and I'll give complete superuser access to anybody!

    1. Re:Pork Rinds! by _Spirit · · Score: 1

      Well at least you didn't say human rinds.... You'd think all those commercials for it would have made them more popular by now. (yes I know, I should stop watching Futurama for a couple of months now)

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    2. Re:Pork Rinds! by baggins2002 · · Score: 1

      Where do I send them, I want the password for Shania Twain

  9. This doesn't surprise me at all... by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 4, Funny
    I can't count how many times I have been helping out people with computers and they just blurt out their passwords to me. Even if I don't ask.

    Punk: Okay, you say you can't get the NVidia card to work in Red Hat. Let's go to the NVidia site and download--
    Dude: My root password is money45!
    Punk: [dope smack] NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!

    Even back in the days I did call support for an ISP, sometimes I'd just ask their login name and they'd just blurt out, "My login is sueray22 and my password is newyork!"

    1. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by fdiskne1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Even back in the days I did call support for an ISP, sometimes I'd just ask their login name and they'd just blurt out...

      My ISP always asks me what my password is. I've explained to them many times that it gets people into a bad habit and that I have to repeatedly tell my end users to NEVER give out passwords to anyone, even me. After several times, they finally said, "I'll make a note in your account to not ask for your password."

      Idiots.

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    2. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I had a job that required me to handle on occasion things like people's SSN or credit card numbers, what have you. If the transaction was complicated enough and if it was on a day where I found myself doing more than a couple, I found I would remember people's info. Whole credit card numbers, their signiture, SSN, address, the works. People would find it disconcerting, to say the least, that I would just fill redundant paper work out from memory after having returned their id and plastic. On one occasion I had to remind them they were letting me write it all down.

    3. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by rew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even back in the days I did call support for an ISP, sometimes I'd just ask their login name and they'd just blurt out, "My login is sueray22 and my password is newyork!"

      Recently I've been asked by "tech support" for some stupid websites for my username AND password. Does someone here know a site that explains the CONs about this?

      One holds my employee's salaries and such. I'm perfectly happy that the support people can access that if they need to. The system can then log "helpdesk-Tom" accessed XYZ's financial data, and get possible problems after that figured out. If I give him my password, it'll look as if I used some stupid dialup with my password, and it's my word against their logs that it wasn't me....

      The other case would have allowed the helpdesk guy to order goods in my name. Volume two of the catalog is over 2000 pages. Volume one is less thick (and currently not on my desk). To give you an idea about how many products he'd be able to chose from.....

    4. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by goatan · · Score: 1
      Punk: Okay, you say you can't get the NVidia card to work in Red Hat. Let's go to the NVidia site and download-- Dude: My root password is money45! Punk: [dope smack] NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!

      I actualy nearley got caught out for real with something similer in the UK there promiting using PIN numbers for when you use a debit/credit card. When the check out assistant asked me if i knew my PIN to enter into the machine, my reply yes it's.... never mind. It brought home to me how easy it is to let something slip if you not prepared or switched on.

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    5. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, are you sure that was really from the tech support people and not a phishing expedition?

    6. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2, Informative
      sometimes I'd just ask their login name and they'd just blurt out, "My login is sueray22 and my password is newyork!"
      Most sites I've been at go to great lengths to ensure that users know never to give out their passwords for any reason. However, in one geographic area I've actually seen / heard admins ask users over the phone or via e-mail for their passwords. Nothing I could say or do could convince them that not only was that unnecessary, but a Very Bad Thing ®.

      Having volatile resources to protect, like disk quotas or print quotas, can help, but then you need to give users a fighting chance by providing constant education verbally and written as well has having a secure system. I suspect that one reason a lot of users don't take it seriously is that many (most) highly hyped "IT-Solutions" / E-Thneeds come across as Mickey Mouse.

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    7. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by Knx · · Score: 1

      Even back in the days I did call support for an ISP, sometimes I'd just ask their login name and they'd just blurt out, "My login is sueray22 and my password is newyork!"

      I'm occasionally doing some call support for our clients and did have similar answers. Even worse: sometimes I'd just ask their login name and they'd spontaneously give me their password ... without their login. Then, I'd have to repeat: "no, no! just your login name, please!"

      My guess is that passwords are just a silly constraint for most common users who aren't implicated into computer stuff.

      I was however astonished to read the following statement:

      Phishing attacks use 'spoofed' e-mails and fraudulent websites designed to fool recipients into divulging personal financial data such as credit card numbers, account usernames and passwords, social security numbers, etc. By hijacking the trusted brands of well-known banks, online retailers and credit card companies, phishers are able to convince up to 5% of recipients to respond to them.

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    8. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      When I upgraded from dial up to broadband, the monkey at the other end of the phone asked me if I knew what my password was... well, yes, obviously.

      A few days later I received a letter confirming the upgrade, and lo-and-behold, they had felt the need to remind me what my password was. I'm not even sure if I like the fact that they can tell me what my password is but sending it through the post in plain text is just dumb.

    9. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In a corporate environment, there's an easy solution. If the user gives out his password, you should probally lock down their account for a few days while you investigate their account. If it's a repeat offender, you should format their drive to be on the safe side. And erase all backups because you never know what an attacker might have put on the system.

      Same goes for people who open virus e-mails. For some reason, after I help people, they tend to stop doing stupid crap like that on my network. I guess they finally realized the error in their ways (And making them re-do 5 months worth of work seems to be a good enough incentive)

    10. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      I've found that when I'm helping people over the phone, they'll actually speak them out loud as they type them. I think these are the people whose lips move as they read.

      Me: Now I need you to log in, please, using your account and password.
      They: OK, that's M459465, uhh... k-e-v-i-n-2-1. There. I'm in!
      Me: sigh.

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    11. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by semenes · · Score: 1

      My ISP asks always for the last two characters in the password. This seems to be nice & secure enough verification of identity.

    12. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by GigsVT · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hah, no, it means they are keeping your plain text password in a database somewhere, instead of only keeping an unreversible hash like they should.

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    13. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by clary · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (And making them re-do 5 months worth of work seems to be a good enough incentive)

      If you worked for me, you would not get an opportunity to do this a second time. Sanctioning the offender is fine, but costing the company 5 months worth of work is not.
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    14. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it could mean they are just storing the last two digits...but i guess that is being overly optimistic for mast places

    15. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by GothChip · · Score: 1

      Working on an ISP helpdesk years ago we used to ask for passwords all the time to test connections. We found that most of the users gave the password out before we even asked. The alternative was to reset the users password and force them to change it anyway.

      Users would give you a lot less grief if you just used theirs. Dealing with users who wouldn't give you their password and then complain they had to change it were just a pain in the arse.

    16. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by nutshell42 · · Score: 4, Funny
      A friend of mine switched back to point-to-focus after having used click-to-focus exclusively for a few years.

      First thing he did was accidently posting his root-pw in a irc channel with 2600 users. Damn fine password it was =)

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    17. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by ticktockticktock · · Score: 1

      Having a plain text database is required if your ISP is offering certain non-plaintext login methods for checking mail such as CRAM-MD5 logins to the pop3 server.

    18. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by fdiskne1 · · Score: 1

      I told them I had no problem with changing my password. The problem is that when ISPs do this, they get people into the habit of giving their password out to anyone.

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      But why is the rum gone?
    19. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      The worst thing is, they shouldn't EVER need my password. Needing it is a sign of incompetance, because they have a poorly-designed system in place.

      As anyone should know, they should be able to replace the hash with a new one, but there should be no plaintext copy of the password anywhere. That way they can reset the password to something new, but they cannot steal it.

    20. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by iantri · · Score: 1
      First thing he did was accidently posting his root-pw in a irc channel with 2600 users. Damn fine password it was =)
      Unintentional pun?
    21. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sanctioning the offender is fine, but costing the company 5 months worth of work is not.

      He didn't cost the company 5 months of work - the other employee did. Unless you're willing to accept the risk of a potentially compromised machine on the network?

    22. Re:This doesn't surprise me at all... by clary · · Score: 1
      Sorry, but I call bullshit here. If you are in charge of the network and you find viruses on it, then it is your job to get rid of them with the minimum data loss possible. Five months loss is not reasonable. Furthermore, it was clear from the original post that the the loss of work was a punishment for the offender, not to ensure the safety of the network.

      If having the offender on the network causes too much risk, then fire him. Don't throw away a company asset he spent 5 months creating.

      Duh.

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  10. not like passwords? by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 1

    IT rules with an iron fist:
    You will use passwords and you will like it.

    But certainly users giving away passwords for chocolate is double-plus-ungood. They would have to offer me some money, but of course none of my passwords protect anything of any real value :(

    1. Re:not like passwords? by condensate · · Score: 1

      There was never a trait between this words in newspeak. It is doubleplusungood. Don't you wonder if they vaporize you. But you never existed anyway.
      Like doublethink...

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    2. Re:not like passwords? by Polkyb · · Score: 1

      I assume that you wouldn't mind somebody reading through what you do have, etc... Maybe even sending e-mails on your behalf...?

      I did this once to a senior manager who NEVER logged out or locked his Windows PC when he was away from his desk... I sent a mail to the MD with the subject field 'I QUIT'

      Fortunately for him, the MD was also in on the prank and he didn't lose his job, but, it could so easily have been abused by someone else

      The manager in question still leaves his PC unlocked when he leaves his desk, though... There's no telling some people

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  11. Uh ... yeah I'll tell you my password. by bryanp · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's YERAWANKER. Now where's my chocolate?

    Oh, wait. You wanted my REAL password? Well, that'll cost you another chocolate bar. Of course I'll give you my real password this time. Would I lie to you?

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    1. Re:Uh ... yeah I'll tell you my password. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then all of a sudden Benny Hill comes out from around the corner and slaps you on the ass!

    2. Re:Uh ... yeah I'll tell you my password. by omicronish · · Score: 1

      Yera Wanker is certainly a strange name. Hmm, maybe I'll name one of my daughters Yera.

    3. Re:Uh ... yeah I'll tell you my password. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yera Wanker is certainly a strange name. Hmm, maybe I'll name one of my daughters Yera.


      ??!! Well, at least she will never be out of work with a name like that. You *do* know what it means?

    4. Re:Uh ... yeah I'll tell you my password. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmmm... I thouht statistics needed math skills.
      More than 70% of people would reveal their computer password in exchange for a bar of chocolate, a survey has found. It also showed that 34% of respondents volunteered their password when asked without even needing to be bribed.
      Thus with a chocolte bar I can get a username and password from 104% of respondents.
    5. Re:Uh ... yeah I'll tell you my password. by flossie · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the 4% of people who gave up their password without the need for a bribe, but then insisted on being given the chocolate anyway when they discovered what the deal was.

  12. Scope of article by etnoy · · Score: 1

    What kind of passwords do they talk about? For example, a password to a home Windows computer would not be a too large security risk, and something worth giving away for chocolate. But when it comes to more important matters, such as addresses to webmail systems and remote-accessible Linux boxes the deal is significantly different. I would never give my root pass away on my server, but my grandma would of course give away her. She doesn't need to keep it secret at all.

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    1. Re:Scope of article by dummkopf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      keep in mind that many people have to remember many passwords. this has the effect that the home password might be mami23, whereas the work password might be mami32...

      back when i was a sysadmin i once ran a test: we had asked all users to use DIFFERENT password for the 2 NT machines we had and all the other linux workstations. i started cracking passwords on the linux box and found some after 48h (~5% of user passwords). then i used L0phtcrack (awesome tool!) on the NT machine and had about 45% of the passwords after 24h. guess what: from those 45% about half worked also on the linux boxes...

    2. Re:Scope of article by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      Except the people moronic enough to give out their password to a guy on the street in return for a chocolate are probably the self-same people who put their "complicated" passwords, credit card numbers etc. in a text-file on their desktop so they can just copy and paste...

      It's also probably important to note that the people giving out valid passwords on the street won't be anyone with access to "webmail systems and remote-accessible Linux boxes" or one would fucking hope not :o)

    3. Re:Scope of article by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      er, my important passwords are in a text file in My Documents :~(

      (now, granted, the text file is double gpg encrypted with two different keys and passphrases...)

  13. A big problem... by Lord_Frederick · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...at many of the places I've worked at is that the users have as many as a dozen passwords to remember for different systems, and each one expires at a different time and has different rules for how long and complex it has to be.

    Most of them keep their passwords written down on a sheet of paper right on their desk.

    1. Re:A big problem... by Evil+Schmoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Absolutely. We're a government facility, including a few areas that are nominally very secure, and as such, we have an extremely good IT department, all of whom work tirelessly to prevent nasty people and things from seeing our noodlings.

      The problem is, the vast majority of people who work here are either academic researchers, who are used to open collaborative discussion and find passwords inherently distasteful, or administrative workers, who, while they may be very dedicated civil servants, find the different password systems for email, LAN logon, timesheets, billing, contracts, grants, etc., to be tedious at best and bewildering at worst. Since they are not allowed to have the same universal password, for obvious security reasons, nor is that password allowed to be a recognizable English phrase, they have a great deal of difficulty memorizing each one.

      Add in the fact that each password must be changed every six months at a minumum (monthly for some systems) and that passwords cannot be repeated for five cycles, and that's as many as fifty or so passwords over the course of a year for some administrative officers. That's a lot to ask, even for someone with a technically-oriented mindset.

      Recognizing that writing them in a booklet next to the desk- or lap-top is a problem, many offices have taken to writing them down inside a lockbox.

      Biometrics may help, but if our physical plant is any evidence, we'll be ten or so years behind the curve getting such systems installed.

    2. Re:A big problem... by bwy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So true, and I've guessed users passwords a few times when needed because I knew the names of their kids, etc. Of course, I can understand how this happens. I'm well aware of how many passwords I have and I've had to implement a similar functioning but more secure solution to the post-it note passwords. I use Spash ID on my Palm device that stores but encrypts my passwords. Folks just have SO many web sites that use different passwords, and to make it worse, most of the sites don't have the same username. Either the site won't let you pick your own username, or mine was already taken, or I created an account but lost a credit card so the username can't be used again, etc. Its a total mess. Makes me wonder how much value some of these web sites add. Maybe it was good enough paying my bills with a check every month and waiting for my paper bank statements to come every month, etc.

    3. Re:A big problem... by Merkuri22 · · Score: 1

      I have that problem at my work. I know it's not very secure, but I found that changing my other passwords when I'm forced to change one helps me remember. I figure it's certainly more secure than leaving a piece of paper around with a bunch of passwords on it. I just realized the other day that I had forgotten to change the passwords for one of the programs I work with and I can't figure out what it is now. ...but I guess it doesn't really matter considering my project got canceled and I don't need access to that database anymore...

      Lately I've run into the problem of having run out of mutations of the set of passwords I usually use and now I have to think up new ones. I'm always terrified that I'll forget that password the next day, but instead of writing it down anywhere I will write myself something cryptic to remind me of what it was, usually just the capital letter and number that the system requires be included in my password. Put it on a post-it note on my monitor with the rest of my cryptic post-it notes and nobody will realize that "H9" means my password is "slasHd9t".

    4. Re:A big problem... by dunstan · · Score: 1

      Well, I signed up for Just1key to avoid writing them down. It also means that you don't have to carry a little book around, as you can get your passwords with any browser.

      Dunstan

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    5. Re:A big problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I could get this here. Most of my users have first inital of first name, first inital last name. Most have last four of SSN. The ones that use phone numbers are my best folks.

      Here only I care about network or e-mail security. No one else seems to think that anything else important is stored on it.

      Actually most of our users refuse to store anything in their network folder that their supervisors have easy access to it, but still store "personal" stuff in my documents folder. If a supervisor asked, I can log them directly onto the machine.

      People can be so stupid sometimes.

    6. Re:A big problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Folks just have SO many web sites that use different passwords, and to make it worse, most of the sites don't have the same username.

      That's why we need to exclusively use Microsoft Passport and let the Microsoft Security team handle all our logins.... ;) (that's a joke)

    7. Re:A big problem... by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why in the world in 2004 are we still using username/passwords as the primary means of authentication and authorization?

      Usernames and passwords do nothing to authenticate someone. All they mean is that someone knows a username and password. Besides being a lowsy way to authenticate somebody, passwords are a pain in the ass. Everybody has different rules for having a "good password" , they expire at different times, and it seems as though every website now requres a username and password to buy something, or read extra content, or whatever. Its gotten so out of hand that I make up 99% of my username and passwords and redoit every time I go to the site.

      Compare this to going to a physical place like a store or resteraunt. When you go to a bar or nightclub, does the doorman say, "Hey man, come into this room here, and fill out some forms. You must then think of a unique name thats not your real name, and please make a list of some random characters that should be different from every other nightclub that you go to, and remember both of these every time you come back here. Oh yeah, I need to see an ID too, because its the law that you have to be 21 to drink."?

      If someone asked me to do this, I'd tell them to go to hell.

      But this is OK to do this with computers? Why?

      PKI is out there, been around for quite some time. There can be X.509 certs that have things like your age, address, etc, that has been issued by somebody with some form of verification process, and signed by that issuer. These certs can be used over and over again, and the information in them can be given to whomever asks. Wanna look at some free porn? Well, give me your cert field that says your over 18 please. No username, no password, and very little chance that little Johnny will have access to such a cert. Oh, and this cert can be stored on a credit card sized piece of plastic called a smartcard. I have probably close to 10 credit card sized cards in my wallet, I bet you have a few as well.

      Sometimes it amazes me how much different situations can be when a computer is involved. For example, how many other times in your life have you used a password besides on a computer? I can hear the tin foil heads saying that "Using an ID with a computer will violate my privacy!" Yet its completely volunary for you to give up the information either via filling out a form, or by showing an ID physically or electronically. Is anyones privacy any better with the current system?

      I wonder how much longer its going to take before we get out of the username/password insanity.

    8. Re:A big problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wow, what government do you work for? I'm also working a government job (the reason for anonymity) and not only does our security suck, but our IT department is worse. Their average response time to any problem is measured in weeks. (No, I am not kidding. It took me over a month to get a login after I started working here.)

      And passwords, they have to be changed every month, however I know at least 4 other people's logins (by necessity, because I didn't have an account) and since you can't reuse any of your previous 24 passwords, they recommend that you just use your old password and add a counter to the end of it. (ie. password1, password2, password3, etc).

    9. Re:A big problem... by whovian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the different password systems for email, LAN logon, timesheets, billing, contracts, grants, etc., to be tedious at best and bewildering at worst. Since they are not allowed to have the same universal password, for obvious security reasons, nor is that password allowed to be a recognizable English phrase, they have a great deal of difficulty memorizing each one.

      which is why I think a standalone program that stores all these different passwords would be helpful. A program that uses tough encyrption that does exactly what mozilla|firefox does in that there is a Master Password to unlock all your usernames and passphrases for web forms. The only points of failure I can think of are 1) your box, 2) poor encryption protocol, 3) D'oh! you forgot your master password.

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    10. Re:A big problem... by Lordofohio · · Score: 1

      Certainly true. I'm not at the sysadmin level, I'm still the end user support bitch at my company. So when I have to go solve a problem involving someone's personal settings, all I have to do is look around the desk or inside the top left drawer and I'll usually find all the information I need to login to their user account and email. Usually you can even find the logins to non-work stuff, like their personal email on hotmail, their online bank stuff, whatever you want.

    11. Re:A big problem... by krazo · · Score: 1

      I worked at a finance company (about 100 people) that dealt with some secure information. They used to make us change the login passwords for our workstations once every two weeks. It's a good idea for security. But it became very annoying.

      Eventually, one guy realized that if you put in the name of our company beginning with a capital letter and followed it with a number (1), then you met the (somewhat bizarre) password requirements. Two weeks later, you rolled that number to 2, etc. Everyone being sick of the stupid rule (and having little respect for the particular security guy who started it anyway), we all thought that was a great idea.

      End result: Everyone in the office had the same password AND the password was the name of the company we worked for followed by a digit. And most people wrote it down anyway because they had trouble remembering what number they were on. Trust me, my password was a LOT more secure before the rules went into place.

      We were all programmers/administrators/DBAs who knew something about security. I think it shows that overly strict security rules can often be as bad as lax ones because they piss off the users and make them want to "get back" at the security person who made them jump through all the hoops in the first place. Almost as if people were thinking "If I get hacked, it's his problem. . . I might as well share the pain."

    12. Re:A big problem... by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      The large number of passwords with different rules is is a problem where I work as well. It's even to the point that it has become a problem for me, and that's saying a lot since I hardly ever forgot a password for something, but these days... Even our own internal applications require so many different user names and passwords that I have a hard time remembering even those. And then we have a whole other set of applications provided by outside companies, one of which requires that I have 9 different passwords for they system in order to access 9 different areas, further compounded by the fact that you cannot have duplicate usernames across the entire system, meaning that I have to remember 9 different user names and passwords just to access everything I need to access. I've actually had to start noting my usernames and passwords, something I've never done before. (Although it is stored in a text file in an encrypted directory, so it's a little more secure than writing them on a piece of paper on my desk.)

      That said, a little bit of user training, coaching, and reprimanding can easily solve the problem with user leaving their passwords on their desk. Where I work, it can be a pretty big deal for a user if they leave their desk and don't put away their password list and manually lock their workstation. You just have to make sure that there are consequences to not following the rules.

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    13. Re:A big problem... by IncohereD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I've heard is the general advice to people who get keys to secure government areas when they ask how they should secure the key is this - secure it like you do your own house/car/etc (i.e., keep it on your keyring). You obviously have quite a vested interest in not getting your keys stolen, and it doesn't happen very often at all, so that's generally a good solution. Especially if it's unlabeled and combined with say, site access control.

      So I see the password thing as similar. Keep them in your wallet. I for one always have my wallet on my person, or right next to my bed. Because I really, really badly don't want it stolen. So it should be safe for passwords.

      Personally I use mnemonic aids to remember apparently random passwords, though. If you can touch type you can always just shift your fingers one space to the left/right/up/down and type a recognizable phrase, combined with use of the shift key, and have a secure password.

    14. Re:A big problem... by Agile+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Where is the option in firefox for this? Poking around all I found was that I can view the website names and the login names, but not what the passwords were.

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    15. Re:A big problem... by skifreak87 · · Score: 1

      I use randomly generated passwords. And I have a lot of them (I often forget which password goes to which login so it takes 2 or 3 tries to login, no biggie). However, my fingers memorized my passwords, off the top of my head I don't know a lot of them. What I used to do before memorizing them, was type them in a textfile, backwards and rot13's. something as simple as that to me is perfectly secure. i know security through obscurity is a bad idea, but there's no way to crack a simple encryption scheme if you have no idea when you've cracked it (and you wouldn't since my passwords are all random chars/symbols/numbers). Why not allow people to do something like that? Or not have such ridiculous requirements for passwords. I know gov't employees who've managed to fool the password system because there's doesn't check for similarity to last password, only exact match. it goes something like this (password1, password2, password3) and they cycle through all the digits until they can go back to their plain old password (substitute whatever her password is for where I wrote password).

      To someone who doesn't know anything about complexity theory/dictionary attacks, they think, if they have a password no one would guess (such as a random concatentation of family member's birthdays/names) why does it have to be any harder for me to remember. If people don't understand/know of the existance of the technology that's used to crack passwords, how can they understand why they need a crazy password?

      Lastly, as has been mentioned before, if people aren't explained why there information needs to be secure, they often have no desire to make it so.

    16. Re:A big problem... by jrumney · · Score: 1

      I use my mobile phone rather than my wallet. Like my wallet, I usually have it with me, but unlike my wallet I can PIN protect my phonebook in my phone, and back it up easily (to similarly secure storage on a PC).

    17. Re: A big problem... by gidds · · Score: 1
      This is silly. Passwords should be one of: lengthy, frequently changed, unique across many systems, assigned by the system, or full of symbols and digits.

      Insisting on more than one of those simply makes passwords impossible to remember, so of course people will write them down &c -- making them less secure, not more.

      (I get round that by storing them on my Psion. In a password-protected file! Though with my Psion permanently within reach, that's not so much of an issue.)

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    18. Re:A big problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you were in a really secure location you wouldn't be allowed to have your phone. :)

    19. Re:A big problem... by whovian · · Score: 1
      I found at least one viable solution from this search:

      www.google.com/search?q=password+manager+java

      Either of the first 2 results should do what I was asking about. Please don't /. them --think of the sites!
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    20. Re:A big problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the obvious answer is to let each user have just one password, maybe even have a whole group with the same password, and then use a *versioning file system*! If you could just revert any damage made to the file system and all the accounts involved are isolated enough, the only thing you stand to lose is the information contained within. To track that would mean just logging terminal number + login time and tracking employees.

      Seems a lot of problems could be mostly solved with file system versioning.

    21. Re:A big problem... by Piquan · · Score: 1

      secure it like you do your own house/car/etc

      Following on this matter, STU-III phones (secure encrypted phones) require a physical token to go secure. The token holds the crypto key; without it, the phone is unclassified.

      The token is shaped like a key. This way, everybody knows that it's supposed to be protected, just like a key.

    22. Re:A big problem... by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      Um ... like ... kwallet?

    23. Re:A big problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try and get funding for a token based two factor authentication infrastructure such as SecurID or SafeWord, and your users will love you. They have one method of login they can use in multiple locations, while you get apparantly random passwords sent over the wire, and the additional security of two factor auth.

      Pick a token that is available is several useful sizes to encourage your users to keep their token with them.
      eg:

      Attach them to ID pass holders
      keyfobs
      credit card sized.

      (SecurID can do these)

    24. Re:A big problem... by whovian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that fits the bill and is more general. Thanks.
      (of course i missed that, i have this thing against kde-styled apps.)

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    25. Re:A big problem... by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 1
      The token is shaped like a key. This way, everybody knows that it's supposed to be protected, just like a key.

      Although one probably wouldn't want to be carrying the STU-III keys outside the building, let alone attach it to your house keyring to take it home with you. Mine had to be placed in a safe at the end of each day.

    26. Re:A big problem... by bagel2ooo · · Score: 1

      Not sure how many do this, I find a nice medium-length password and make a universal algorithm in my head that I apply to the website name or URL in some way so that I only have to remember the scheme and not a new password for each site.

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  14. does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerprint! by dummkopf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    for most internet users there is no real value attached to their computer accounts. it is not the same as the pin for your ATM card where, if shared, it would mean an empty account. hence it is understandable that they are willing to share this information.

    this, i think, is a big problem and the onyl way to solve it is to re-educate people for them to understand that such a password is important and should not be shared. clearly an alternate solution would be to install fingerprint scanners on all computers (a viable option in the future), but that would not help overcome the erroneous attitute towards computer security. in fact, such scanners would work well as again people are used to the fact that their fingerprint makes them unique and should not be "shared".

    finally, this will be an important concern in the future: already we are able to shop online and the future where all transactions go via the internet is near. one account (a la .NET) will be enough to deal with fueling up a car or buying a bunch of roses. probably then the attitute will change, when some smart scammers burn some people's fingers...

  15. I would give out login details for sweets by aaronmcdaid · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I would give out login details for sweets

    But they wouldn't be real.

    Who says the researchers were given real details by everyone?

  16. Any takers? by drizst+'n+drat · · Score: 1

    Anyone interested in giving up their passwords for a $100,000 bar?

    1. Re:Any takers? by vivian · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me! Me! My root password is "changeme".
      Please mail the checque to

      1A Merz St
      Liverpool

    2. Re:Any takers? by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      Can't give you the root, but the db SYSTEM and SYS accounts are "manager" and "changeoninstall"...

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    3. Re:Any takers? by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Sure, but after that I'd just change the password ASAP!

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  17. Sad but true... by mitchell_pgh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most likely, the people willing to give up their passwords have very little to protect. For many, it wouldn't be life altering if their email was read, their MP3 collection viewed and downloaded and their favorite version of solitaire copied as well. I would argue that the people with valuable data wouldn't give out such information (like many of us in this forum). Also, many people have the luxury that even if the system was maliciously accessed with their user/pass that there would be zero repercussions. They would shrug their shoulders and remember the delicious piece of chocolate they had the day before.

    1. Re:Sad but true... by KingGuru · · Score: 1

      For many, it wouldn't be life altering if their email was read, their MP3 collection viewed and downloaded and their favorite version of solitaire copied as well. I would argue that the people with valuable data wouldn't give out such information (like many of us in this forum).
      You just listed my 3 main reasons for using my pc.
      Apart from reading slashdot. ;-)

  18. Break their fingers by Simon+Lyngshede · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most system administrator would wish that they had a company policy which allowed them to break the fingers of users who share their passwords.

    But if users don't like using password, why force them. I think they would discover very quickly why it's needed. Nothing like a "You suck" email sent from a users account to the boss, to make them realise that may it's not such a bad idea.

    A better solution would of cause be wide spread use of Kerberos, then at least they only need to enter their password once.

    1. Re:Break their fingers by MammaMia · · Score: 1
      I'm no IT expert but I do know a pride myself on knowing a lot more than your average joe user... When we started using Kerberos at work I was assigned a 16-character password of random letters (cap & small), numbers and symbols.... Jeez I thought what a PITA to remember. Then of course by the time I used it 3 times I had memorized it.

      I think there's a natural fear reaction to long and complex passwords, esp for those who are used to using passwords like 'puppies' for email and their birth year for the ATM. Is the average person's memory really that bad?? Hmm.

      Cripes, did I even stay on topic? okay, note to self: don't babble before coffee. ;)

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    2. Re:Break their fingers by Maestro4k · · Score: 2, Informative
      • But if users don't like using password, why force them.
      Because of all the extra vulnerabilities it exposes. If a malicious attacker gains access to their account the number of ways they can try to get root privledges grows. There are quite a few root exploits you have to have an account on the system to use. Besides, the passwords are for their protection too, from things such as the E-mail to the user's boss you mention to losing personal information. (I've seen users who stored their credit card account numbers in a plain text file for "convenience".) Basically sysadmins aren't just trying to protect the systems, but the users as well -- even if that means protecting them from their own idiocy.
    3. Re:Break their fingers by panda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ha! As ignorant as most bosses and users are, I could easily send a "You suck" email from halfway around the world, that would pass for real in any examination that most users would put to it. Only one who would know it's fake is the mail admin., and with some of the admins that I've had to deal with at other sites lately, I'm not sure even the mail admin. would necessarily be able to tell it was forged.

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    4. Re:Break their fingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My users do not have any access from outside of the company, so I do not fear hacks from outside. They do not have shell accounts either (only samba and pop3), so hacks from inside are limited, too.
      They can use one another's samba accounts from inside of the company, though, and in fact they do quite a lot. Many accidents (like 'I lost all my mail' or 'where are my internet bookmarks') are clearly a result of that practice and every time I have to solve such an accident I suggest they change their password and keep it secret.

      It never works though... people are lazy and/or dumb.

    5. Re:Break their fingers by lewko · · Score: 1
      Nothing like a "You suck" email sent from a users account to the boss, to make them realise that may it's not such a bad idea.

      Nothing like a: "You may all take Monday off" email sent from the boss's email account to all the users to get that security budget increase you wanted...

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    6. Re:Break their fingers by Lanoitarus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most system administrator would wish that they had a company policy which allowed them to break the fingers of users who share their passwords that doesnt encourage password sharing or anything... "hey mike, my fingers are broken, can you type in my password for me?"

    7. Re:Break their fingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You can not only send a "you suck" email to my boss, but you can also created a 'sent' message in my Outlook? Wow.

    8. Re:Break their fingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for an Tier 1 Automotive supplier and they were pretty big on security. All passwords were changed every thirty days and every system had its own password. There was a process to get everything done, if you wanted access to a specific screen in the ERP system, you could fill out a form and within 7-14 days, you would be granted access. Well, if my boss needed me to run a few reports for her monday meeting, that 7-14 day waiting period is just a little to long. I would tell her that I don't have access to the screen and she would give me access to her password. After a few times of doing this, I didn't need to ask her for her password any longer because she just incremented a number at the end of her password every time she changed it. Even though I didn't have to, I always let her know that I was using her password.

    9. Re:Break their fingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most system administrator would wish that they had a company policy which allowed them to break the fingers of users who share their passwords.

      Well, sounds like a go for fingerprint scanners then.

      "I'm sorry, that fingerprint has been compromized. *crack*"

    10. Re:Break their fingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you can send a 'you suck' email to your boss, but couldn't possibly delete that email from your Sent Items folder?

    11. Re:Break their fingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! You can type on those painful broken fingers until you realise that system access is a privelege, not a right!

      Besides, the IT guy is whacking his palm with a hammer and eyeing up *my* fingers.

  19. Ah, yet another nugget by DarrylKegger · · Score: 4, Funny

    in the growing body of evidence to support my thesis that most people
    really dont give a crap about anything past their next meal.

    1. Re:Ah, yet another nugget by f97tosc · · Score: 1

      in the growing body of evidence to support my thesis that most people really dont give a crap about anything past their next meal.

      Methabolism came first, brains only much later. Computer passwords only much later.

      Tor

    2. Re:Ah, yet another nugget by xaoslaad · · Score: 1

      That is not a thesis. It is a proven fact. This 'nugget' is merely an affirmation of that fact.

  20. Username by glpierce · · Score: 1

    Without a username, passwords don't mean much. If they asked for your email address and password, it would be different.

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    1. Re:Username by W2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's assuming you don't use Sneakemail and have thousands of disposable addresses to hand out. Or, assuming you meant the password to the e-mail account itself, you would need the adresses to the mail servers (POP3 or whatever); and of course, the sender's private key (who doesn't sign their mail nowadays?).

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  21. Use Password Functions by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why people have a problem with passwords. Are geeks brains really wired so differently to "non-geeks"?

    I have a different password for everything; but it is derived from a core password modified in some way that is relevant to the whatever it is the password for; usually the name, such as "Slashdot" or "Fark".

    My algo also means that you cannot tell which component of the password is core and which is derived.

    1. Re:Use Password Functions by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I don't understand why people have a problem with passwords. Are geeks brains really wired so differently to "non-geeks"?
      You bet they are. The non-geek brain usually assumes they will tell somebody their password at some point (for convenience most likely) so they tend to choose something that is representative of their lives - like the name of a son or daughter, pet, or an anniversary date. Some people use the password as an ego boost, like the name of an author or classical composer. When they type in that password, they feel good about themselves for being "associated" with such greatness, even though that connection wouldn't even exist if they hadn't chosen to create it.

      It sounds funny to the geek, who prides himself on the security of his passwords and winces every time his wireless provider asks him to say his password over the phone. h-d-asterisk--

      "Asterisk?"

      Yeah, hit shift-8. h-d-asterisk-captial-l-capital-v-lowercase-b-close -parenthesis. You see, we geeks are nightmares for those telemarketers.
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    2. Re:Use Password Functions by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      I have a different password for everything; but it is derived from a core password modified in some way that is relevant to the whatever it is the password for; usually the name, such as "Slashdot" or "Fark".

      My algo also means that you cannot tell which component of the password is core and which is derived.
      ... keystroke logger ... :-)

      Once I have your password for a couple of sites, I can probably guess it for the rest :-)

    3. Re:Use Password Functions by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1
      You give your password to your wireless provider over the phone? What happened to not giving your passwords to anyone?

      I mean, really?

    4. Re:Use Password Functions by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      I once had a customer give me his username and password. He is (was?) a CEO of a medical services company. Talk about your type A personalities... this guy's username was alphawolf and his password was Aleph1.

      I damn near fell out of my chair when I saw that one. I was thinking to myself "I could make a fortune stroking this guy's ego."

      Then I thought "Eeewww..."

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    5. Re:Use Password Functions by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 1
      You give your password to your wireless provider over the phone? What happened to not giving your passwords to anyone?
      That's why I wince when they ask for it. Unfortunately, some systems are not built well, and you don't always have a choice. As much as I hate it, I have had to do it in the past (with Sprint) in order to take care of some things that couldn't be handled via the web and I didn't want to go with the postal service for it.
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    6. Re:Use Password Functions by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Some people use the password as an ego boost, like the name of an author or classical composer. When they type in that password, they feel good about themselves for being "associated" with such greatness, even though that connection wouldn't even exist if they hadn't chosen to create it.

      Umm.. riight. My father uses passwords in this vein, but I think it's because it's easy for him to remember, especially since we have to change once a month here. It's not any sort of ego-trip to "associate [himself] with greatness". Simplest explanation, etc., etc?

    7. Re:Use Password Functions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about eñe for a password?

    8. Re:Use Password Functions by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      It sounds funny to the geek, who prides himself on the security of his passwords

      as a substitution for the fact that he can't get laid.

      Max

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    9. Re:Use Password Functions by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 1
      as a substitution for the fact that he can't get laid.
      No, it's not really a substitution... more of a cause-and-effect:
      "So, what's your password?"
      "I can't tell you that!"

      /girl puts clothes back on and leaves
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  22. sshhhhhh by mikehuntstinks · · Score: 0

    damm you slashdot, this has been my #1 sploit for like 6 years. now i gotta go find out where to get and how to use all these "pre-written scripts" that you all keep talking about. unless............i've got it! ice cream!

  23. Getting desparate are we? by twbecker · · Score: 0, Troll

    Not a troll, but this is really one of the stupidest ./ articles I've seen in a while. I mean, is it really news to anyone that Joe lUser doesn't understand the need to keep his computing environment secure?

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    1. Re:Getting desparate are we? by twbecker · · Score: 1

      Lol, maybe I should offer some chocolate to whoever modded me down. But seriously, whoever decided to print this passwords for chocolate article is a moron.

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  24. So, thats why admins are fat! by Lispy · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I thought it was because we dont go outside. ;-)

  25. i'd give up my bosses password.... by dummkopf · · Score: 1

    .... for a big bar of chocolate. oh wait! his password is so easy, people might guess it without me telling them...

  26. A replacement for passwords by Albanach · · Score: 1
    Isn't this why we need a replacement for passwords? I'm sure we've discussed before using a series of images that users can click on in sequence - that's easier for users to remember and also much more difficult to write down or even tell someone.

    If I write on a sticky note evEry0ne that's quite easy for a malicious passer by to remember or for me to give someone when bribed. If however I have to click on a series of eight icons - say smiley face, then a fish then a dog etc etc that's easier than a complex passwords with upper/lower case numerals and to remember and quite difficult to write down or explain over the phone.

    1. Re:A replacement for passwords by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • Isn't this why we need a replacement for passwords? I'm sure we've discussed before using a series of images that users can click on in sequence - that's easier for users to remember and also much more difficult to write down or even tell someone.
      Yes we need a replacement, but that's probably not a viable one. You'd run afoul of the ADA since those that are vision-impaired and blind would be unable to use this.

      Unfortunately I can't think of a replacement scheme that wouldn't run afoul of the ADA, perhaps some kind of biometrics, but then again I'm sure someone would have a disability that would prevent it from working for them. I point this out because the US is certainly lawsuit-happy and I don't think it's much of a stretch to see an employee suing under the ADA because of a password scheme that they couldn't use. (Yes, without asking to see if an alternative could be provided for them.)

    2. Re:A replacement for passwords by Sancho · · Score: 1

      How about just keys? They're hard to give out, though it can be problematic if they are compromised. As long as it's easy to revoke them, though, that won't be an issue.
      Of course, then you have to worry about key management, which non-geeks may not want to do.

    3. Re:A replacement for passwords by plover · · Score: 1
      There are replacements that work fairly well, but are not universally used. Those would be hardware tokens. Smart cards, USB dongles, even PalmOS devices. They even pass the 'Mom' test.

      "See, mom, to get your email you just have to stick your key in the lock slot."

      Computer security is traditionally based on a password simply because for the last 40 years the only input device readily available to virtually every user has been a keyboard. Hardware tokens that are used like keys, however, fit the "key" metaphor, and are readily understood by users. They're also protected by the users like keys, too. If the BBC guy had offered them a bar of chocolate for their car keys, he'd have spent the day with no takers at all.

      Users imbue hardware keys with a special "security magic" -- they believe security derives from the key, and are reluctant to part with it. But very few people ascribe that value to passwords.

      We're getting closer to this, as more and more electronic "keys" hit the consumer marketplace. Chips embedded in smart cards are fairly secure and cheap, but smart card readers are far from universal. USB ports are much more readily available to many home users, although the dongles don't fit nicely on most keyrings. And no average home user is ever going to pay extra for a biometric reader on their own home PC. Dallas Semiconductor's "one-touch" buttons would probably work really well in this respect, as the readers are quite cheap (cheap enough that they could be probably be incorporated on motherboards for under a dollar); and the buttons themselves are also cheap and fit a "coin" form factor, and are easy enough to hang from a physical keyring.

      I'd love to see a physical key replace my logins. For the more secure stuff at work, adding a single password to the key requirement would keep my box nice and safe.

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    4. Re:A replacement for passwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . If however I have to click on a series of eight icons - say smiley face, then a fish then a dog etc etc that's easier than a complex passwords with upper/lower case numerals and to remember and quite difficult to write down or explain over the phone.

      "First you click on a smiley face, then a fish, then a dog..."

      Not hard to explain at all. Oh, and I just wrote (well, typed) it down easily, too.

      You moron.

    5. Re:A replacement for passwords by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • How about just keys? They're hard to give out, though it can be problematic if they are compromised. As long as it's easy to revoke them, though, that won't be an issue.

        Of course, then you have to worry about key management, which non-geeks may not want to do.

      Personally I like that option better, but you may still run afoul of the ADA. If someone's paralizes they wouldn't be able to turn the key for instance...

      Yes I know this is sounding ridiculous, but these issues occur and have to be dealt with, and they CAN get ridiculous. While the ADA supposedly only requires a company to make a good effort to accomodate, lawsuits can force that to become a super-human effort.

  27. People are Ignorant by Ryan+Huddleston · · Score: 0

    This simply shows how non-techincal people really don't think about security or responsibility for what goes on under their accounts. It needs to be impressed on these people that their password is NOT TO BE GIVEN AWAY FOR CANDY.

    Do these people not realize that Mr. Reseacher could then use their accounts and put scat pr0n all over their home directories and/or send viscious emails to their bosses and/or colleagues?

    But hey, I guess this is good news for crackers, eh? No need to write complex toolkits... only a Hershy's bar is really necesssary :-/

    Jeez, some people's children...

  28. Solution by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1, Funny

    Assign people passwords rather than let them choose their own. Make them easy to remember phrases like:

    "Fuck off you mother fucking fuck fucker"

    Then see if they'll spurt them out to people on the street.

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    1. Re:Solution by plover · · Score: 2, Funny
      Heh. I remember seeing something about secure passwords that went like this:

      Corporate Security Password rules:

      • Your password must contain more than 8 but less than 10 characters.
      • Your password must contain alternating vowels and consonants.
      • Your password must contain both upper case and lower case characters.
      • Your password must contain one numeric digit and one non-alphanumeric character.
      • Your password must consist of characters typed using alternating hands, starting with the left hand.
      • Your password may not be a series of letters appearing in order on the keyboard in any direction.
      • Your password may not contain any proper nouns.
      • Your password may not be the same as any of your ten previous passwords.
      • Your password may not be a word from the dictionary.
      • Your password may not be the same as any password used on any other system.

      As a matter of fact, there is only one word that meets all of these requirements. It is therefore the most secure password in the world, and so it has been assigned to you as your password.

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  29. But in the geek world the real thriller is.. by superhoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. how many people would give away their chocolate for a password?!

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    1. Re:But in the geek world the real thriller is.. by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      several security researchers, clearly.

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    2. Re:But in the geek world the real thriller is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many geeks would give up their password for sex?

  30. Secret tools of the hacker toolbox... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 4, Funny

    PC.......$600
    DSL......$20/month
    nmap.....free.

    Being pipped to the post by a reporter with a snickers bar.....Priceless.

    There are some things even money can't buy, for everything else there's Masterfoods, Plc.

  31. Here cowboy neal.... by ericdano · · Score: 1

    Here cowboy neal...........chocolate.......yummy. You know you want to give up all the passwords to the slashdot.org sites.

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  32. My password IS c40Co7At3! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You insensitive clod!

    1. Re:My password IS c40Co7At3! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And my password IS chocolatebar , you even more insensitive clods!

  33. These people are too easy... by cableshaft · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd only give up my password for dark chocolate.

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  34. The world would be a much better place... by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

    If everyone had an Ident-i-Eeze.

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  35. Sunrays and passwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the nice things about sunrays is that you generally don't need passwords. Sure passwords exist, but Sunrays use a swipe card to get you into an account. When you leave your computer, just take your card. Your session is saved and your terminal may now be used by anyone else.

  36. this study.... by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    This study brought to you by Klondike. What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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    1. Re:this study.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was a study conducted in the UK. There is no such thing as a Klondike bar in the UK. Describe it to me, there may be something similar.

    2. Re:this study.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More specifically, what would Jesus do for a klondike bar? heh.

    3. Re:this study.... by SeregonSandgrain · · Score: 0
      For a klondike bar, you can have my root password:
      mOdovIncismOdovEnceris481248

      and my windows password:
      maGistermuNdisuM521252

      Now, go ahead and find the boxes I used those on.

      For anyone who was wondering: "Modo Vincis, Modo Venceris" = "You win some, you lose some."; "Magister Mundi Sum" = "Master of the Universe".

      </ASP>

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  37. 67 passwords by NetDanzr · · Score: 3, Funny
    My boss has 67 different accounts with various financial Web sites. He's really dilligent, and always creates a different user name and password. Then he puts them all, along with the proper Web site address, into an Excel spreadsheet, prints them out and leaves them next to the computer.

    Kinda useless, if you ask me. I prefer to have 3-5 different passwords and use post-its attached to my monitor.

  38. This is why I've always advocated non-expy passes by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
    I know that a lot of places make a big deal out of expiring passwords and forcing the user to change it once every 30 days (or more or less depending on the place). Most places that do this also use a system that remembers the last few passwords (one I worked at remembered the last 6) so you had to ostensibly pick something entirely new. You've probably already guessed what happened instead, users would pick a word then just add numbers to it. No security there!

    When I've been in admin positions and responsible for password policy I prefer forcing the user to create a strong password in the first place (by using a modified passwd to check for easily guessed ones, and enforcing things such as not all lower or upper case, etc.), but then I don't expire them! I've found most users are fairly happy with the process since they don't have to constantly try to remember a new, random, password and after a while they don't even write it down anymore, greatly increasing security.

    Face it, most people just want things to be easy, and having to type in a password's a pain to them. They have no concept of how insecure it is to give out their password, or leave it written on a sticky note on their monitor. As admins we have to find a way to make the process palatable for them and relatively secure.

    Personally though I've never had a problem remember passwords, I still remember passwords I'll never need again, and we're talking some of the 30+ character pseudo-random string ones. I have no clue why I can remember passwords so easily, but it definitely comes in handy. I tend to have a different root password on every server I deal with and all of them would take an eternity to try to guess through brute-force.

  39. Research curtailed too early... by shic · · Score: 1

    Is there a correlation between percentage cocoa solids and the coercive power of chocolate?

  40. But! But! Everybody LOVES chocolate! by numbski · · Score: 1

    Everybody loves chocolate!

    Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong. :P

    Google Bakaretsu Hunters if you're lost. ;)

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  41. I'm not sure whether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    you realise that such a deal will ensure your getting rooted twice?

    The second one might not be so pleasant.

    Still, it's probably better than being an OpenBSD hacker and having never been rooted at all.

    (and please don't mod up the karma whore who follows this going "don't stereotype geeks waa waa waa" it's a joke...laugh)

    1. Re:I'm not sure whether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't stereotype geeks, waa waa waa

    2. Re:I'm not sure whether by Throtex · · Score: 5, Funny

      don't stereotype geeks waa waa waa

    3. Re:I'm not sure whether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a karma whore and have never been rooted, you insensitive clod.

    4. Re:I'm not sure whether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "don't stereotype geeks waa waa waa" it's a joke...laugh)

    5. Re:I'm not sure whether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting how moderators bypass the AC who posted more than 40 minutes earlier in a rush to mod you up to 5.

      I guess it's the elitist frame of mind of most slashdot users rearing its ugly, ugly, never been laid head.

    6. Re:I'm not sure whether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't stereotype ugly slashdot users waa waa waa

    7. Re:I'm not sure whether by Rakarra · · Score: 2, Funny
      Even though the moderation guidelines suggest not doing it, I'm sure many moderators browse at +1 or higher.

    8. Re:I'm not sure whether by chainsaw1 · · Score: 1

      That's because it's a (small, but still) pain in the ass to change the browsing settings whenever you get mod points. If /. changed (or allowed a user to set different) browsing settings based on whether you had mod points or not, the lame-asses who forget to change their browsing preferences would be covered anyway. I know I've forgotten to change my setting when modding before.

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  42. Single signon, single login by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1


    Kerberos. Works with Windows and Unix.

    See the "Liberty Alliance Project" for internet web sites.

    There's of course other ways of doing it. LDAP, ssh etc.

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    1. Re:Single signon, single login by Simon+Lyngshede · · Score: 1

      Except that Windows is abit stupid regarding the use of a MIT Kerberos server as backend. Windows only really work with Microsoft own version of Kerberos. If I want my users to authenticate using an MIT Kerberos server, I have to create an account of each user on every single workstation... kind of, well stupid.

  43. Big questions: Who is ignorant? Who is arrogant? by foobsr · · Score: 1

    "We are amazed at the level of ignorance from consumers on the need to protect their online identity," said Tim Pickard, spokesman for RSA Security.

    Is that arrogance ?

    Just the reduction (and the 'idea of man' / {Menschenbild} hiding from behind) of 'identity' to the concept of an "online identity" makes my stomach hurt (will not bother my brain with anger).

    CC.

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  44. Some password advice ... by bryanp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Occasionally you may HAVE to tell someone your password. Keep that in mind selecting one. Consider this exchange I had with one of my users a while back:

    Bryan: "What's your password on this system?"

    Tammy: "Uh ..." *blush* "Do I have to?"

    Bryan: "No, you can always call the help desk like you're supposed to, but I can't reset your password on this system."

    Tammy: "Um ... it's ... TPBP6969. It's my initials followed by my husband's initials. Please don't tell anyone!"

    Bryan: "Considering your husband and I have the same initials I think I'll keep that one to myself. But in the future you might want to select a less ... personal password."

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    1. Re:Some password advice ... by turgid · · Score: 1
      Occasionally you may HAVE to tell someone your password.

      Yes, if it's a Windows system, where the administrator is somewhat powerless. I found this out back in 2000 when they upgraded us to NT4 at the power station. The admin was most impressed by my choice of password. Of course, I had to change it straight away since it had been divulged. Luckily I haven't had to "do" Windows since then.

    2. Re:Some password advice ... by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 0
      Tammy: "Um ... it's ... TPBP6969. It's my initials followed by my husband's initials. Please don't tell anyone!"
      Her husband's initials are 6969? Wacky...

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    3. Re:Some password advice ... by squarefish · · Score: 1

      yeah, well a good friend of mine's username is humbucker69 and his password is so simple I can't even givve details about it here without somebody hacking it.

      He knows damn well that I know it too and hasn't ever bother to change it for years. oh well.....

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    4. Re:Some password advice ... by KingDaveRa · · Score: 1

      A similar experience to yours:

      I used to work for a company fixing computers, and when people bought them in they would invariably forget to tell us the passwords. We could just escape around them (Windows 9x is so secure), but it caused problems, so we'd phone them up and ask.

      A sweet old dear once bought in her computer. We needed the password so we phoned up:

      Us: Hi, we need the password to log into your computer
      Lady: Oh right. Its "fuck off"
      Us: Um. Ok then. Two words?
      Lady: Yeah. That OK then?
      Us: Erm, yes, thanks.

      Needless to say, we found this one funny.

    5. Re:Some password advice ... by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      I remember having to try telling someone one my passwords... who'd have thought having varied case characters could cause so many problems...

    6. Re:Some password advice ... by hashwolf · · Score: 0

      "Occasionally you may HAVE to tell someone your password. Keep that in mind selecting one."

      As a matter of fact I also keep in mind that maybe someone could snoop/bruteforce my pass so I tend to use passes like: FuCk0fF, Ur@d!ckH3@d, u!!h@v3@50rry@55, etc etc.
      And come to think of it I never had to tell my pass to anybody (usually I forget it and have to have it reset)

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    7. Re:Some password advice ... by naelurec · · Score: 1

      I have done that as well. Someone will ask me for my password, so I'll be like "fine, I'll give it to you, once."

      Needless to say, it is a totally random alphanumeric sequence of 8 characters -- so even if they manage to jot it down, there is around 1,944 different combinations of case & numbers that would work.

    8. Re:Some password advice ... by MeanJeans · · Score: 1


      I was on a conference call one time with a male network engineer from a different division of our company and a female enginner from a managed service provider. She needed to log in to one of his routers for some troubleshooting so she askes what his password is.

      After a 4-5 second pause... Poontang.

      I don't think I got to the mute button fast enough!

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    9. Re:Some password advice ... by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
      Damn!

      That was my Windows password for years!

      I had gotten fed up with reinstalling Win2K at one point so the password was "fuckyou" and then (next reinstall) "fuckoff".

      I haven't had to reinstall it in a while so now the password is a fairly secure mixture of letters and numbers. Ooo - is that a chocolate bar? It's

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    10. Re:Some password advice ... by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "Occasionally you may HAVE to tell someone your password. Keep that in mind selecting one."

      Nope, embarassing passwords are good. Stops people from mentioning them.

    11. Re:Some password advice ... by binbag · · Score: 5, Funny

      One of my colleagues swiftly changed one of his passwords recently. It was analyst with a capital A and the 'y' replaced with a '1'. The day he changed it was the day he had to give it to a support techie over the phone, when she read it back as "anal first" he realised what he'd done...

    12. Re:Some password advice ... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      Years ago, with another company, we ran L0phtcrack on the NT domain for the first time. Cracked like 70% of the passwords in 2 minutes. The whole list was full of this sort of thing, but one really got us.

      I was reading down the list, and came across the name of a guy that we all knew. Great guy, friendly and personable. His wife, on the other hand, was an ice queen - she worked in the building too and we all knew her. None of us ever figured out how those two got together.

      His password? 'Nosexforme'.

    13. Re:Some password advice ... by Michael+Dorfman · · Score: 1

      Or, alternately, use this knowledget to your advantage. I remember setting the Field Service account password on my VAX to "BITEME", just so I could have the same conversation over and over again.

      DEC: Sir, we're going to need to log into the Field Service account. Could you enable the account please, and give me the password.

      Me: Sure, BITEME.

      DEC: There's no need to get rude about it sir, but we're not going to be able to diagnose your problem if we can't log in.

    14. Re:Some password advice ... by Stephen+Maturin · · Score: 1

      Similar thing happened to me one time when i was on call support. A colleague was at the data center doing maintenance, and needed to get into one of my systems. Unfortunately, he didn't have an account.
      he: "I need access into xyz system. No one else is around to help, and the network is down anyway, so you can't even dial in to help me. What's your password?"
      me: "fuckoff"
      he: ... long silence... followed by "you don't have to get personal about it."
      me: "no. that's the password!"

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    15. Re:Some password advice ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...she read it back as "anal first" he realised what he'd done..."

      Could be worse. "Anal Fist" would have been...er, more painful.

    16. Re:Some password advice ... by jesser · · Score: 1

      How did L0phtcrack get that one? It's made up of 4 different words.

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    17. Re:Some password advice ... by jesser · · Score: 1

      What's so embarassing about having your husband's initials in your password?

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  45. I'd give up my password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for a girl who would give up her password for a bar of chocolate

  46. Listen Here You Geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why do you find this surprising? I know most of you don't know what a woman is, but do you know how badly they crave chocolate? If you learn this simple fact, the world will be come your oyster, so to speak. Now get ye gone and lose that virginity!

  47. Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The other 30% were too dumb to think up a random word in exchange for the chocolate.

  48. I weep for the future. by buysse · · Score: 0, Funny

    Now, I just need to figure out how to do strong biometric identification over ssh or SSL-imap... preferably authenticating against some part they won't let people play with for mere chocolate...

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    1. Re:I weep for the future. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Now, I just need to figure out how to do strong biometric identification over ssh or SSL-imap...

      I know you mean this as a joke, but I want to take a second to remind people why biometric authenticaion is stupid:
      • Your biometrics are not secret
      • Your biometrics are not changeable


      When you're using somrt sort of key/password, you want it to meet the following criteria:
      • Secret
      • Changeable
      • Hard to duplicate
      • Hard to guess

      Many of the best security systems rely on "something you know and something you have". This means that there is a physical object, and some sort of password.
      Biometrics are stupid because they rely on the secrecy of something like your fingerprints, which you leave on everything you touch. They're just not secret. And they're not changeable once the secret is out and the bad guys have your fingerprints.

      It makes me cringe every time I hear about biometrics being used as a substitute for passwords, credit card numbers etc. What happens when I get a copy of your fingerprint (using a only piece of tape and some talc)? I can go around making purchases as you, and it's not exactly like you can cancel your fingerprints and get new ones.

      The only place biometrics really shine are the times when the person doesn't WANT to be identified. You kinda have to carry your fingerprints around with you. For everything else, they suck.

      I would much rather fork over my credit cards at gunpoint than be kidnapped or have my fingers chopped off.
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    2. Re:I weep for the future. by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

      Pffth.

      It won't work. Some people will play with chocolate on those parts.

      Those are the fun people.

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    3. Re:I weep for the future. by medvezhatnik · · Score: 0

      True, Biometrics is just like a key too your car, it's "kind of unique" but could be duplicated using variety different techniques, including stealing the key. so a part of your biometrics or a password.
      i'd rather have my password key-logged than my fingers cut off :-) and maybe you can have it for a chocolate bar pn4WDxm!a>> oops, was that my password?!

    4. Re:I weep for the future. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If fingerprints are not changeable, what does it matter that they are not secret? If you cannot change your fingerprint, nobody else can change their fingerprint to yours.

    5. Re:I weep for the future. by scovetta · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are three:
      Something you know
      Something you have
      Something you ARE

      The last one is where biometrics come in. Aside from the gummy-bear trick to fool fingerprint identification and other poorly implemented hardware, biometrics should serve as a additional layer, not the only layer. Of course, is it more likely that someone steals your fingerprints or guesses your password? So maybe biometrics alone is safer than a non-changing password?

      If I had free-reign to design a strong security system, I would probably choose biometic + [voice|keypad] password, with rules for changing, etc. A security guard with a big gun standing next to the machine would help too.

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    6. Re:I weep for the future. by rabidcow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know you mean this as a joke, but I want to take a second to remind people why biometric authenticaion is stupid:

      * Your biometrics are not secret
      * Your biometrics are not changeable


      It sounds like biometrics could work well as a replacement for your username rather than your password.

      The only problem I see is that they're a bit more private than a username. This will tend to lull users into considering the secrecy of their passwords less important. "Who cares if they know my password, they can't use it without my fingerprint." And that's true, but then your fingerprints are everywhere.

    7. Re:I weep for the future. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when I get a copy of your fingerprint (using a only piece of tape and some talc)?

      Then the implementation of the biometrics is not complete. A fingerprint is good, but not great, for the reasons you're mentioning. Try duplicating a retina scan. It's not so easy now, is it? Proceeding with this example, if the scanner also triggers a pulse of light, the retina should react. Tie the reaction into the scan, and the system becomes a lot harder to crack. Even if the lowest common denominator was able to extract an eyeball intact, the lack of muscle movement and response becomes the locking factor.

      And should a retina scan be compromised, you have a whole second eye to use as a new password.

    8. Re:I weep for the future. by ifoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Biometrics are not all doom and gloom you know... Sure a biometric on it's own is not really very good for authentication, and does suffer from the problem of being hard to replace, but the strength of biometrics is not that they're secret (which no one should assume), but that they're hard to forge.

      (ok not fingerprints!!!)

      The real strength of biometrics is that people like to use them: they don't have to remember hard passwords, or need to change them regularly, and hence the likelihood of the security being properly used is far higher than that of people adhering to password policies. So even if the theoretical security of biometrics is weaker than that of passwords (which is not a given) we may still see an increase in actual security...

      In addition, biometrics start to shine when used in conjunction with other technologies that can be reissued. Biometric smart cards with an integrated fingerprint reader, for example, require you to have a copy of both the smartcard and the fingerprint (making the difficulty of breaking the system much harder than just a fingerprint)... It's like a while back when you were both identified and authenticated with a password - people figured that it's a lot better to dissociate identity from authentication, hence username + passwords appeared (much better for auditing purposes, and means that a compromise of your authenticator does not require a reissuing of your identity)

      In addition, the smartcard holds the copy of the fingerprint, so there's no privacy issues here either. Unlike many other biometric systems...

      Sure, biometrics have issues, but which technology out there doesn't? Dismissing them out of hand is a touch knee-jerk for my taste...

    9. Re:I weep for the future. by kjd · · Score: 1

      When my passphrase gets out and can be downloaded free for public exploitation on the internet, I can change it to something else. When my fingerprint data is freely downloadable, I am fucked, and that bit of biometric security becomes permanently useless.

      Biometric security has some benefits for physical access to secure areas (and even there has many obvious weaknesses), but is not a good solution for remote access, such as reading your email or logging in to a system.

    10. Re:I weep for the future. by aricusmaximus · · Score: 1

      Secrecy and Changability are *not* the primary criteria for authentication. The primary criteria is (and always will be): can someone else duplicate your authentication and pose as you?

      If the biometric is impossible to duplicate or bypass then it doesn't matter if it's unchangeable and obvious.

      Clearly this is not the case with fingerprints; however, if we do find a biometric that is near impossible to duplicate (possible candidate: a retinal scan of blood flow) then this should be far superior to carrying around passwords in your head.

      Keep the main goal in mind, please.

    11. Re:I weep for the future. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Biometrics are not all doom and gloom you know... Sure a biometric on it's own is not really very good for authentication, and does suffer from the problem of being hard to replace, but the strength of biometrics is not that they're secret (which no one should assume), but that they're hard to forge. (ok not fingerprints!!!)

      So you know how easy it is to forge fingerprints.....now take a moment and consider that it might be easy to forge OTHER biometrics too.

      The real strength of biometrics is that people like to use them: they don't have to remember hard passwords, or need to change them regularly, and hence the likelihood of the security being properly used is far higher than that of people adhering to password policies.

      But that was the whole point of my post:
      It's a false security!
      It's fundamentally flawed.
      The idea with password policies is to make it hard to obtain or guess your secret password. If you start using biometrics, you're using something that is EASY to get. When designing a security system, it's just not reasonable for me to assume that my fingerprints are secret. Try implementing a biometric system and then telling your users that they are no longer allowed to touch flat, smooth surfaces.

      In addition, the smartcard holds the copy of the fingerprint, so there's no privacy issues here either. Unlike many other biometric systems...

      There are all kind of security issues with smart cards but that's a seperate discussion. The wild part here is that you haven't thought the whole thing through:
      -Your smartcard stores your finger print
      -What the heck is that going to be compared with unless you put your finger on an electronic device that belongs to someone else?
      (There's no inherent protection for the privacy of you fingerprint there because I still get a copy of your fingerprint, and can store it if I so choose.)
      -Now here's the real doozy.. Guess where I can get your fingerprint if I steal your smartcard: Off your smartcard! That's right, you use your fingers to take your smartcard out of your wallet, leaving fingerprints on it.

      Sure, biometrics have issues, but which technology out there doesn't? Dismissing them out of hand is a touch knee-jerk for my taste...

      It's not a knee-jerk response, I've thought the issue through. The concept itself is flawed.
      I think biometrics can definately be useful when someone doesn't want to be identified, but in the situation where someone is actively trying to prove they have the correct key and knows the challenges they will face, the basic concept just doesn't work.
      The basic challenge of getting the secret is removed, and the only challenge left is creating a forgery. It's like letting someone take an impression of you house key, and hoping that they can't find a blank and cut it.

      It's not hard to come up with something that's as hard or even harder to forge than a given biometric, but is actually something that you can keep secret and change if necessary.

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    12. Re:I weep for the future. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1
      Secrecy and Changability are *not* the primary criteria for authentication. The primary criteria is (and always will be): can someone else duplicate your authentication and pose as you?

      Yes, but there are two key things there:
      • The information necessary to duplicate the key
      • The ability to dublicate the key


      With biometrics, you're practically giving half of the fight away.

      If the biometric is impossible to duplicate or bypass then it doesn't matter if it's unchangeable and obvious.

      Be sure to claim your nobel prize when you invent the world's first 100% infallible security system.

      if we do find a biometric that is near impossible to duplicate (possible candidate: a retinal scan of blood flow)

      But you're just making an assumption there. I don't really see any compelling reason why that particular method couldn't be defeated. Clever use of an IR laser and a few mirrors might get one off to a good start. Retinal scanners aren't like quantum cryptography or anything, you're just hoping someone doesn't think of an easy way to fake it out. There's no physical or mathemaical law that you can point to.

      this should be far superior to carrying around passwords in your head.

      If you like being kidnapped, killed, or dismembered. Sometimes being able to just give someone the key is a good thing.
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    13. Re:I weep for the future. by LeftOfCentre · · Score: 1

      And anyone who has ever seen a movie knows that the bad guy would just chop your finger off if necessary and place it on the scanning pad.

    14. Re:I weep for the future. by ifoxtrot · · Score: 1
      So you know how easy it is to forge fingerprints.....now take a moment and consider that it might be easy to forge OTHER biometrics too.

      You have to be judicious about your biometrics... We know that fingerprints are easy to pinch, but other biometrics are a lot harder... Dynamic signature recognition is an example of a very promising technology, both because it's damn hard to forge, and because people are used to signing for things, so acceptance should be pretty high...

      -What the heck is that going to be compared with unless you put your finger on an electronic device that belongs to someone else? (There's no inherent protection for the privacy of you fingerprint there because I still get a copy of your fingerprint, and can store it if I so choose.)

      Actually I was thinking about a smartcard with an integrated reader... Pretty much how chip cards are currently working - you can't deduce the fingerprint from the stored information (in the same way that you can't deduce the pin from the chip) - but you do make a good point about lifting a fingerprint from the card itself (although you do need a fairly clean print) - I never did argue that fingerprints were a very secure solution - just a convenient one for low security needs... (I would never recommend any security solution without considering what needs to be secured and against what - fingerprints are not for banking...) They do seem to be useful for Disney theme parks who only want to stop tour operators "renting" their annual season tickets out to tourists... Sure the security is not inviolate, but it is good enough, when considering the potential losses... even if a few passes were hacked, it's really not much of a loss for disney...

      But that was the whole point of my post: It's a false security! It's fundamentally flawed. The idea with password policies is to make it hard to obtain or guess your secret password. If you start using biometrics, you're using something that is EASY to get.

      I respectfully disagree, it's not fundamentally flawed, it's just not applicable to every situation... You have to consider what you're protecting. Would I trust my front door lock to a fingerprint scanner? Maybe... It would depend on the crime rates in my area, how many times I've been locked out of my house because I forgot the keys (which has never happened but hey!), and finally if my insurance would still cover contents if I changed to such a mechanism. The fact that it *can* be broken is secondary to the fact that the burglar needs to know what he's doing (i.e. technically minded), and really wants to break into *my* house (as opposed to the neighbour who doesn't have such a lock)... (many other factors do come into play for that example, such as how reliable is the scanner, how likely is it to break, what happens if I cut my finger, how easy is it to actually bypass the lock...) To answer my own question, I probably wouldn't trust a scanner, but not because the technology is flawed, or because it's bad security, mainly because the reliability of scanners is not ideal, and keeping them clean is a pain...

      Biometrics work very nicely in niche applications (such as the theme park example), but I completely agree that they are not the famed silver bullet, and are just not appropriate for many situations.
      p.s. As other posters have mentioned, authentication has three defining aspects:
      -What you know
      -What you have
      -What you are
      Biometrics are an example of the third type, so the secrecy is not part of the security. Basing an authentication system solely on one of these is only good for low security needs. A really strong authentication mechanism would use all three (maybe more than once). i.e. two keys, an iris scanner and a passcode, but this just isn't necessary in most cases!

  49. what would you do for a klondike bar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would you... would you kill a man?
    -family guy.

  50. Goon password extraction by FraggedSquid · · Score: 0

    Count Moriarty: Will you give me your password for this chocolate bar?
    Grytpype-Thynne: What, how dare your, sir. I'll have you know that I'm a patriotic English gentleman!
    Count Moriarty: Which means?
    Grytpype-Thynne: I'll only do it for money

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  51. I would by goatan · · Score: 1

    Take the chocolate and then lie about my password. did they test the passwords to see that they worked after all it only takes a second to make up a word in return for sweet sweet candy

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  52. Price has gone up, it used to be a cheap pen. by anti-NAT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Workers are prepared to give away their passwords for a cheap pen, according to a somewhat unscientific - but still illuminating - survey published today."

    Office workers give away passwords for a cheap pen

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  53. What's wrong with chocolate bars? by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    I don't get it? What do you guys have against chocolate? I thought it was an exceptional deal. Still trying to figure out where all the money in my bank account went, incidentally. Anyone have any ideas?

  54. Anybody know the favourite chocky bar of....... by MrIrwin · · Score: 2, Funny
    a) A lead software architect at MS, b) The comptroller at Amex, c) George W.Bush, d) The webmaster of iTunes.com e) CmdrTaco

    Any help will be gratefully recieved and results will be shared with all. Oh boy will they be shared........

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    1. Re:Anybody know the favourite chocky bar of....... by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      I want to know the fave chocky bar of whoever manages the payrole where I work.

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    2. Re:Anybody know the favourite chocky bar of....... by isorox · · Score: 1

      George W.Bush

      Don't know about chocolate, but don't send him a pretzel

    3. Re:Anybody know the favourite chocky bar of....... by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 1

      >> don't send him a pretzel

      ???

      Hell, we should ALL send him pretzels. I don't even need his password in exchange...

      Of course, if you did give him pretzels you'd probably get labelled a terrorist for using WMDs - weapons of moron destruction.

    4. Re:Anybody know the favourite chocky bar of....... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      I think George W's might be this one:
      12345

      Of course, that may just be the combination on his luggage.

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    5. Re:Anybody know the favourite chocky bar of....... by MrIrwin · · Score: 1

      No, your mixed up. "12345" is the code for launching nuclear missiles.

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  55. Biometrics by $exyNerdie · · Score: 1

    Hopefully the optional use of biometrics will solve the password memorization issues in the future... as long as actual fingerprints etc are not stored (could be privacy issues, hacking etc.), only a fingerprint signature is stored...

  56. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    clearly an alternate solution would be to install fingerprint scanners on all computers

    Or in the meantime, just use tokens like SecurID. Our users were happier when we started using SecurID since it required them to remember less passwords. You just need to remember a simple PIN and have your token.

  57. think about it though by not_a_product_id · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, I strongly suspect that most people will actually just come up with their password unless they had time to 'prepare' an answer. (particularly the people that will give up a password for a chocolate bar)

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    1. Re:think about it though by Hast · · Score: 1

      I'd just give up one of my old ones. I remember several that I don't use any longer.

    2. Re:think about it though by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Isn't that logic a bit circular? You're assuming they were stupid enough to give up their password, rather than making up a word to get free chocolate, and then saying that since they gave up that (presumed real) password, they're too stupid think of making one up.

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  58. you are so cruel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    man.... sueray22 and punk are gunna get owned now

  59. Slashdot's a secure site? by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 5, Funny

    I gave my slashdot login/passwd away ages ago, and my karma's only gone up.

  60. Passwords by Tarwn · · Score: 1

    I have 5 common passwords I use for email accounts, websites, etc. I try not to use the same one for a website that I use for the email acct I give that website, but sometimes I fail :P Luckily I generally give out forwarding addresses now in stead of actual account addresses so that means fewer site admins casually reading my email for me..
    My 2 main passwords each have a random core that is then altered by something machine specific. In some cases it is a portion of the network name and ip address, sometimes it is a service and name, etc.

    Both of them are a result of the "slap your hands down on the keyboard and see what comes out" method, so I have a random mix of letters and numbers as the base, no words with letters replaced with numbers or any of that silliness

    But my super, high security, enter this machine and the world will self-destruct password is super-duperhard to guess...ooh, candy bar, ok I give, it's God, no, really, why don't you believe m? See, here is a yellow Post-It (tm) with the word on it...no no, your looking at it backwards, and ignore the "doof" next to it and the "klim, sgge" under it...

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  61. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by tr15tan · · Score: 1

    The concept of a unified authentication scheme based on biometrics is interesting, but may be fatally flawed.

    Apart from technological issues, a significant problem may arise when any of your identifiers are compromised. With passwords, you can just select new ones and continue, but you can't change your fingerprint, for example. This may lead to a scenario where a whole trust system is blown away.

    To do anything really useful in the long-term, we need to proceed with caution and be extremely mindful of concerns about personal freedoms, etc. At the moment, I'm happy remembering secrets and would not feel comfortable using biometric-based systems where I cannot trust every part of the authentication network.

  62. Ignorance? by Zweistein_42 · · Score: 1

    "Amazed at the level of ignorance"?? I'm perfectly *aware* of the need for secure passwords. My passwords at work were initially hard-memorized, completely random strings of letters & numbers. However, after the 3rd time I had to change all my 12 passwords (on different schedules, of course), I just said "Screw it". There is no way I can practically memorize 12 secure passwords a month. The constant changing of passwords is one of the most counter-productive practices - while perhaps great in theory, and with some sound reasoning behind it, everybody I know agrees their passwords get less secure every iteration.

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    1. Re:Ignorance? by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

      There is no way I can practically memorize 12 secure passwords a month.

      Buy an iPod and just keep them plainly in your "Notes" section, or if you want to go the ubergeek way, rename a few songs for fake password-titles. You'll be safe as long as someone steals your iPod - but then you'd have bigger things to worry anyway.

  63. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandmother would give the PIN number for her ATM card to a complete stranger everytime she needed to raise cash from the machine. She is a prototype of techno-illiterate. We were quite shocked when we found out and I spent an hour explaining her what the PIN number is and how to use the ATM.

  64. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by dummkopf · · Score: 1

    the problem is again simple: you give people now a little card which spits out numbers. i bet you they do not know what this card does. therefore, if you offer a chocolate for the card, they will show it to you... it's the same problem. although i have to admit it makes things better to use tokens and it is way more secure...

  65. Voice Mail Security by rabel · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else experienced voice mail systems are really well secured? At most of the jobs I've had as a contractor, I've noticed that the voice mail security systems were usually locked down pretty tightly.

    These voice mail systems usually have minimum password lengths of 6 digits, and of course the password is all numeric, making it hard to remember if you try to use a relatively obscure one (rather than 1-2-3-4-5-6). Furthermore, they usually prevent you from using all the same digits, or the above sequence, and some of them even prevent you from using the same password more than once!

    Ummm... it's VOICEMAIL. WTF? How secure does it need to be? Meanwhile, there are no such password restrictions on the network accounts.

    Do any of you have super-important voice mail messages that must be protected at all costs? Makes me wonder if voice mail administrators have god-like delusions of grandeur, just like Windows SA's (and I use the term lightly).

  66. OK, gimme a minute. by Kagami001 · · Score: 1

    c:\windows\system32>for %u in (*) net user /add /y %u %u

    c:\windows\system32>dir > users+passwords.txt

    Now, someone just tell me where to mail the file so I can collect my 1804 chocolate bars.

  67. Password Security by herwin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This has been a problem for a long time in the military world. Instead of 'password' read 'safe combination'. People who had to manage multiple safes wrote the excess combinations on a sheet that was labelled with the highest classification of any of the safes and was stored in the highest classification safe available. Likewise, I use a password cache on my most secure machine.

    By the way, it _is_ possible to come up with strong memorable passwords. Think of a phrase involving numbers and punctuation. Then translate it into a password by using the initials of the words (alternating capitalization), the numbers, and the punctuation. As an example, consider: "Don't forget 9/11/01!" That becomes dF91101! Research indicates the passwords generated by that algorithm are as strong as the randomly generated passwords some systems force unto users.

    I also use a network password here at school that Windows can't handle. Basically, the network login script parsing on the machines used by students can't handle imbedded punctuation, but my research machine is OK with it, so my network password is only usable from specific machines in secure areas. It's not perfect, but it reduces the exposure.

    1. Re:Password Security by rampant+poodle · · Score: 1

      Tee Hee! It still amazing how many of those securrity containers can be opened with 50-0-50.

    2. Re:Password Security by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      Not to be all defensive (I don't work for the jerks), but it isn't that Windows can't handle imbedded punctuation.

    3. Re:Password Security by ticktockticktock · · Score: 1

      I also use a network password here at school that Windows can't handle. Basically, the network login script parsing on the machines used by students can't handle imbedded punctuation


      In Linux, you can also use the arrow keys, home/end/pageup/pagedown, function keys, etc as part of your password. Sadly, those keys you use can't be used in X, as far as I know of. Only on the text consoles.

      So you could create a password that consists of:
      up right right f7 f2 other random chars F2 down left

      and it would be a valid password to linux.
    4. Re:Password Security by Nevo · · Score: 1

      "I also use a network password here at school that Windows can't handle."

      Um... there is absolutely no way for the login script to even KNOW your password. It just can't be done. So whatever problems you have on this system are certainly not due to the login script having problems with your password.

    5. Re:Password Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do the opposite thing to remember my license plate numbers -- make a phrase out of the alphanumeric string.

      For instance, I once had a car with the plate 2NEK110. I just translated that into "Two neck, one ten" -- total nonsense, but unforgettable.

    6. Re:Password Security by herwin · · Score: 1

      "Not to be all defensive (I don't work for the jerks), but it isn't that Windows can't handle imbedded punctuation."

      I know. It's a 'problem' with the script processing that interfaces to the directory server. I'm happy with it not being fixed. Sure I can't log onto the student machines, but most of them can't log onto my research machine remotely.

    7. Re:Password Security by Evil+Butters · · Score: 1

      How about using ALT/Num Keys combinations for extended ASCII characters? For example, ALT+241 gives you a ± character.

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    8. Re:Password Security by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      So you just hit

      "Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start"

      for root right?

    9. Re:Password Security by Piquan · · Score: 1

      Research indicates

      Do you happen to have references handy?

    10. Re:Password Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could also use the value of a constant in physics, like the diameter of the sun, or the value of the speed of light. Using less than all the numbers in that measurement should also help, in that a true and complete value will *not* get access.

    11. Re:Password Security by Ronny+Cook · · Score: 1
      Just pray that you never need to log in via a system that does not approximate VT100 terminal emulation.

      When you hit function or cursor keys, the system actually receives a key sequence (usually escape-something) depending on the key pressed and terminal emulation used. The Linux console approximates VT100 emulation, as do most modern terminal programs by default, but if you get stuck using an incompatible terminal or terminal client your password will not work. (This is also why it doesn't work under X, by the way.)

      cat standard input to a file, type a few keys, then edit the file using the text editor of your choice to see the actual characters used for those keys. Just keep in mind that the terminal emulation also cooks the characters a bit on input.

    12. Re:Password Security by ticktockticktock · · Score: 1

      ah. Thanks for the info!

  68. To many site require passwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have so many site passwords that sometimes I wish "passport" was global. How long before computer come standard with a retenal scanner or some other physical secruity that I wont have to remeber all these passwords.

  69. Identity theft by cenonce · · Score: 1

    Did they ask the people who have had their identity stolen and their credit ruined?

    Bet they enjoyed that chocolate bar!

    -A

  70. Trust the candyman by axis_omega · · Score: 1

    Remember when you were young and people told you to never trust someone you don't know with candies?
    :) Now they're grownups, and they do what they want.

    Many adopt very unsafe tactics to remember these login names. Some of those questioned simply use the same password for every system they must log on to

    And that would mean if I had 10 accounts on different machine, I would have to make 10 very disctinct password with no link to my life whatsoever? If I like my pet name I should be able to use it
    The real issue is, do doze people have any sensitive data? That would threat the world or reveal the Kennedy assassination?
    Cause in my office, I wouldn't care less, if they knew my password. Hell they could even sit at my computer and work on my comp doing my job :)
    Ordinary people are no security freak, and the majority are no computer geeks either. They wouldn't do anything beside changing the background of my desktop if they had my login.

    Now if only the black sheep didn't spoiled it for us all... I would have plenty candy!

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  71. You _MUST_ be joking. by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 1

    I deal with this kind of junk all the time, and despite the fact that I see it every day, I hope that users will get a clue sometime.

    Of course, that explains why there are so many computers that are weak to the "weak share passwords" exploits in viruses.

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  72. Pizza! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    For pizza, I'll give up my OL banking ID, password, SSN, and mother's maiden name.

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  73. For 1 system... by not_a_product_id · · Score: 1

    ... the password requirements are probably reasonable. The problem (as the poster points out) is that you have a dozen or more systems to logon to. The other one I hate are the systems you hardly ever use but force you to change the password regularly. We have an HR system that does that. It's fine for the HR drones that use it everyday but everyone else goes on a few times a year (pay rise day, bonus day) and by then they've forgotten their password. Queue 1500 people trying to get their password reset on the same day!

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  74. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by retards · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with biometrics is that if someone compromises your "password" (never mind how), you cannot get a new one, unless you get new irises or thumbs implanted.

    Passwords are used in part becuase of history, but mostly because they work and can be changed.

    "Sir, your bio-passport is invalid due it being compromised. No, I'm sorry, sir, you cannot get a new one. No, not ever."

  75. Well... by twoslice · · Score: 0
    I'll give complete superuser access to anybody!

    If it is an SCO server you are talking about where do I send the pig skin?

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  76. Willy Wonka by gremlins · · Score: 1

    If that is the case Willy Wonka is the most 31337 hacker on the planet

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  77. Simpsons by daserver · · Score: 1

    Just as Homer would have said: "Mmmmmmmmmmmh chocolate".

  78. Good. by ByteHog · · Score: 1

    I'll be adding a selection of Hershey to my rootkit.

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  79. This is news? by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While password policies and the security that they provide are pretty much the recommended approach these days, they rely heavily on one resource that many people have a lot of trouble with: long term memory. Sorry, but it's 2004... where is voice print ID or fingerprint ID, or even dna sampling? MacOS was on the right track, but the technology was a little too early. Ahem!!! Time for the OSS/Free community to show the rest of the world where authentication is going. Voice Print ID should be a part of Gnome.

    1. Re:This is news? by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      Yep, passwords are a pain ... so the answer must be BIOMETRICS!

      The trouble is, your company will then give up your "password" to the government for much, much less than a bar of chocolate.

      Biometrics s*ck d*nk*y b*lls. With a company password, a compromise event limits the scope of the damage. Compromised biometrics will affect many systems for the rest of your life. Somebody gets your thumbprint or voiceprint and can haunt you for decades.

      It's 2004. Fraud is a serious problem. Let's not make it more serious by making it easier on companies at the permanent expense of people.

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    2. Re:This is news? by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      Your point? I'm not saying that biometrics are the definitive answer, I'm saying that passwords are outmoded and should be done away with. I would trust a regular physical lock and key mechanism with a user before I'd ever trust a password. Imagine if the situation were reversed and houses and cars used passwords. I think you'd have a LOT more breakins and stolen vehicles because the average person cannot be trust to remember a complex password. A lock and key do not rely on faulty human memory. The worst that happens with a key is that it gets misplaced and a replacement is required. So why is a physical lock and key still more secure compared to a password (as in why are there fewer breakins and auto thefts compared to computer system compromises)? Two reasons:

      1. Most people are more protective of their own property since there is a vested personal interest. Whether it's as simple as hiding that stash of home made porn or pot, or keeping your financial records secure.
      2. Most modern computers have something of value to most hackers/virus/worm writers: CPU cycles. Nopt every home or car is that desirable. But the computer industry makes sure that everyone is getting a new box every few years and right now, they are all fairly desirable for CPU cycles.

      So here's what I would recommend as ultimate security:

      1. All employees are required to carry a personal computer that *they* purchased (ie. it's THEIR property) to and from work and home. This makes them personally responsible for the system and the data contained within. This system must contain work and personal info that the individual does not want anyone else getting their hands on.
      2. All employees are required to carry personal home made porn on their systems so that there is that extra added value of protectiveness. ;P
      3. The system will only work with the correct physcial key and you need to contact the dealer to get a new one if you lose it. This key should go on your keyring with the house and car keys.

      Simple.

      For my next trick I will provide a simple formula for cold fusion that calls for a clay pot, some aluminum foil, pop rocks candy and Coke. ;P

    3. Re:This is news? by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      We are arriving at a good interface for a "key", and said key can be changed if it is stolen: USB flash drives. USB is cheap, becoming pervasive, programmable, and relatively easy to connect/disconnect. Admittedly, it would be nice to go up to a computer or door and plug the thing in, giving you access; the door opens, and the computer (note well) lets you do anything on it that's within the scope of your security clearance. Devices like cars and construction equipment already use this system with metal keys, except that theft of a single key compromises all other keys ... the lock itself would have to be changed.

      This was a pipe dream for years due to the integration problems between hardware and software providers. But with MS-Windows and USB pervading our tech world, we have a good chance of producing in the next ver of Windows a one-stop password scheme. Of course, I'm sure this could be a plug-in to Windows now, as well a port to Linux and Mac OSX. It seems so close, yet still so far for some blasted reason.

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    4. Re:This is news? by widderslainte · · Score: 1

      Dude, haven't you seen Alias? They break fingerprint security systems every week!

    5. Re:This is news? by Audacious · · Score: 1

      So you're saying we should have a machine stick, stab, swab, glob, or however you want to put it and get our DNA? I am sure it could be done a lot easier than I am imagining it (after all, the oil on your finger contains your DNA) but I can see it now....

      Human: Ok machine buddy! Let's get to work!
      Machine: Please put your hand on the screen so I can verify whom you are.

      Human: Ok! Go to it!
      Machine: Let's see..... You've had two all *questionable* meat patties, special *trademarked* sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, on a bun with sesame seeds, potatoes *fried*, oil from fries, and the hair from two different dogs. Maybe you should go wash your hands before touching me.

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  80. You IT Folks Sure Are Snotty by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Not all of you, I'm sure, but I can't believe how many of you are blaming the user. This is not a social problem, this is a technical problem.

    There are lots of things you can't do with humans because of human nature. Communism is one, speed limits are another, and expecting people to remember the sheer number of passwords they have to today is another. I have to keep them all in my Palm. Most of the people at work keep them on a Post-It. The password-mania of IT at work has become a joke amoung the employees. Get a grip!

    What to do? You're the IT people, you tell me! Fingerprint readers? Retinal scanners? How about you just read the little badge that I wear around my neck all day anyway? The building security guys figured out that passwords don't work for building security, when will you guys learn the same lesson?

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    1. Re:You IT Folks Sure Are Snotty by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      So some sort of OS (we shall say windows in this case) to scan us for our ID badges and whatnot, yeah, thats like giving eyes and ears to skynet!

    2. Re:You IT Folks Sure Are Snotty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...expecting people to remember the sheer number of passwords they have to today is another. I have to keep them all in my Palm.

      That's nothing. Key mania is even worse! I have so many keys that I need a whole keyring!

      The password-mania of IT at work has become a joke amoung the employees.

      The key-mania of security at the bank I work at has become a joke amongst the employees.

    3. Re:You IT Folks Sure Are Snotty by CarrionBird · · Score: 1
      Wow.

      It's not that hard, you just remember it. Ya know, like all the other things you had to memorize in school. For crying out loud, how do you not remember something you type in every day.

      "What to do? You're the IT people, you tell me!" We already did, you get this username and password thing, you see. Then you type it in and the computer knows who you are.
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    4. Re:You IT Folks Sure Are Snotty by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      What to do? You're the IT people, you tell me! Fingerprint readers? Retinal scanners? How about you just read the little badge that I wear around my neck all day anyway? The building security guys figured out that passwords don't work for building security, when will you guys learn the same lesson?

      That's what the military IT folks have started to do. The new ID cards have smart-card chips on them that allow you to log into a PC using the card and an eight-digit PIN. It's pretty slick technology, as long as you don't leave your card at work one day and try to get back on-base the next. :)

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    5. Re:You IT Folks Sure Are Snotty by MightyYar · · Score: 1
      Wow.

      It's not that hard, you just remember it. Ya know, like all the other things you had to memorize in school. For crying out loud, how do you not remember something you type in every day.

      "What to do? You're the IT people, you tell me!" We already did, you get this username and password thing, you see. Then you type it in and the computer knows who you are.

      That is EXACTLY the attitude I'm talking about. I have a password for my PC login, a password for email, a password for the Sun server, a password for the HPUX server (which fortunately is synced with the Sun), a password for VPN, a password for the dial-in to get to the VPN, a password for remote (web) email, a password for the bug database, a password for the hardware issues database, a password for the IT help web page, a password for the return code web page, and probably some that I am forgetting. To top it all off, we are forced to change them at non-synced intervals so that I can't even change them all to the same thing.

      It IS that hard, and no, I don't use all of them every day. They all reside on my Palm, which is at least password protected. Most people, as I said, use Post-Its and stick 'em to their monitor.

      To the guy complaining about the keys, they work don't they? If you lost your keys you'd tell the bank and they could change all the locks. That is much more secure than getting into the cash drawer with a 6-digit password.

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    6. Re:You IT Folks Sure Are Snotty by kjd · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a problem with your company's snotty IT people, not "IT people" in general. It's not like we're gathering each month in Fred's basement with hoods and cloaks donned, ready to present our new IT strategies for defeating the users. I've never met your IT people; don't toss us all in the same basket of jerks.

      At our (very large) company we have a single username for each employee, used for virtually every access point requiring authentication. We have about 3 levels of security: a short, user-chosen password for light security on some web apps (shared with all of them); a monthly-changing password for desktop computer access, email, desktop apps, etc; SecurID for remote system authentication.

      That's pretty much it. Any other apps using other passwords are usually the fault of a developer who either thought their app was special enough to make users memorize more crap, or was unaware of how to tie it into the existing systems. That is usually taken care of when the app gets popular enough for users to complain.

    7. Re:You IT Folks Sure Are Snotty by MightyYar · · Score: 1
      I'm very sorry that my "snotty" comment was taken by you in that way.

      What I was referring to was the attitude on this board, which seemed to be "stupid users don't realize how important security is". While that may or may not be true, expecting to change human nature and then complaining and making fun of your users is, to me, snotty. These same guys probably go in and out of a card-controlled IT area several times a day, yet it never dawned on them to question why the door doesn't just have a key code on it instead.

      Your company is far more organized than mine. Our IT department is overworked and does so much "helping" out that it hurts.

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  81. A new security model by lga · · Score: 1

    This survey just shows that a new security model is needed - people hate passwords. A place I used to work at used RSA SecurID tokens to authenticate users. It uses a psuedo-random number generated on a (physical) keyring that must match the one in the computer. I think the system is brilliant, and I wish I could find a free/open source version to use at home. The token could be replaced by a handheld computer or a program on a mobile phone for those that don't want to buy a keyring.

  82. As Ben Franklin would put it... by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those who would give up security for chocolate deserve neither.

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  83. people are as lazy as you let them be. by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    this is why i am a total IT security nazi. if you let people get away with things they will continue to push their limits. My policy is no less then a 6 digit random alphanumeric password that expires every 3 months. no if's or fucking buts. too many sys admins give in to demands of pure lazyness. your the admin, admin and make them fall into line.

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  84. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by dummkopf · · Score: 1

    combine one-time password with an iris scan. then show me how to get someone elses iris... ouch...

  85. Didn't we have a story like this almost a year ago by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

    I think the people we asked would they give up their password for a pen or something like that.

    Then we had the same comments, how do you know if they gave you the real password, or you asked them would they, but you never actually asked for it. ETC.

    Remember the Saying SOSDD, how about Same Old Post Different Day.

    SOPDD

    SOPDD

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  86. Re:passwords are just by happyEverGeek · · Score: 1

    Think of them like seatbelts in a car. They're a minor pain, and you hope/wish you'll never need their protection. But if someone ever steals your password, then your identity, you may wish you had been more careful...

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  87. a nerd tries to get laid by gosand · · Score: 1
    Back in college, late 80s/early 90s, working in the computer lab, I had the power to reset the user's passwords on the VMS VAX. (This was back in the day) Everyone forgot their passwords then too. All the guys and ugly girls would get some random password, and all the hot girls would get my name or phone number as their top-secret password.

    It never worked, but it was a good plan in theory.

    I do remember helping one girl who wore a workout suit into the computer lab, no bra, and the jacket partially unzipped. It is amazing how much help she needed (well, received) from me that day. It is also coincidental that the optimum location to stand when helping someone who is sitting down working on a computer is behind them and off to the side a little.

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  88. The ones you have to change all the time by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

    My favorites were always the ones they make you change your password all the time. Where I used to work, everyone had three passwords. At first, the company never made people change their passwords. Two of the passwords could be the same, and the third could be related (different number of characters required). People remembered their passwords, and I don't remember ever coming across someone else's.

    Then, to increase security (without having had any problems, just, you know, to be more secure), they made it so that everyone had to change all three passwords every month, and the computer actually checked to make sure that no two were very similar to each other, or to the past month's password.

    Suddenly, about half the computers in the office had a post-it-note on the monitor with a list of all three passwords. Since there were three, they always had the logins written conveniently beside them, so they could remember which account each password went with. This quickly got so bad that systems actually had to issue a rule you couldn't do this. But if you sat down at someone's desk and took a quick look around in the top desk drawer, under their calendar, etc, you could usually find their password sheet. (Yes, I sometimes looked, to just gauge the extent of the problem). Just walking around the office, you could see where people kept theirs because you'd see them checking the list just before they logged in.

    At the same time, calls to Systems to reset passwords went through the roof. It got so bad they set up a separate phone number set up for password resetting. This number would often be busy so much that when someone forgot their password, instead of calling systems, they'd just ask someone else for theirs, or wander around to find a desk with them posted, and then use someone else's.

    Perhaps they'll eventually notice how insecure this is. If they do, they'll probably make it so everyone has 10 different 30-character passwords they have to change every day. Just think how secure that would be!

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  89. Just look in the top drawer... by NotYourMother · · Score: 1

    Most users at my company keep their passwords on a sticky note in their top drawer. If it's not there, then it's on a rolodex card in the back of their rolodex.

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  90. Extracting passwords from sleeping sysadmins... by `Sean · · Score: 5, Funny

    A friend of mine is particularly anal when it comes to security. He's a network security geek for a major college in the Boston area, and security is his life. Unfortunately, he'll interact with you when he's just entered Level 1 REM sleep.

    About 7 years ago, he was crashed out on the floor of my apartment after a late night session. Since I was still coherent, I started saying random command prompts and command lines to him. He had just fallen asleep, and was finishing the prompts!

    Me: rm -rf
    Him: star

    Me: apachectl
    Him: restart

    Me: shutdown
    Him: -h now

    And then I upped the stakes.

    Me: username
    Him: blurted out his username

    Me: password
    Him: blurted out his password

    I left him an e-mail from himself that evening, and then went to bed. The next morning, he said "cute trick, but anyone can forge the From: header". I told him to go and double-check the received line, and he'd see that it was sent from localhost on a server that I didn't have an account on.

    He was rather annoyed and amused at the same time...

    Priceless.

    1. Re:Extracting passwords from sleeping sysadmins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd hate to see what happens when he segfaults...

    2. Re:Extracting passwords from sleeping sysadmins... by DaveTheTriffids · · Score: 3, Funny
      Since I was still coherent, I started saying random command prompts and command lines to him.

      You started saying random command lines to a sleeping person, and you claim you were still coherent?

      Great story, though.

  91. Earthlink DEMANDS them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you go to online tech support, they ask for your password to verify who you are. No, not that you have to type in your password to get to tech support, I mean once you get a real live person on chat, you have to give them your password.

    I've also had to give it to them over the phone to verify who I was.

    I wasn't happy with them, and this is one of the reasons I left. No other ISP I worked with asked for a password like that. They would ask for a DOB or an address or phone number -- but never a password.

    And as for /. ? Won't take the password I created. More than once. I think my computer hates me.

  92. just like the old commercials... by enrico_suave · · Score: 2, Funny

    "what would you do for a klondike bar"
    *shakes head in shame*
    e.

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    1. Re:just like the old commercials... by princewally · · Score: 1

      No, it's WWJD for a klondike bar.

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    2. Re:just like the old commercials... by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Just remember when asking WWJD that the answer is sometimes "Flip out and knock over tables."

    3. Re:just like the old commercials... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      What would I do for a Klondike bar?? Kill you and take it.

      So don't bug me about no lousy passwords -- just hand over the chocolate, and no one gets hurt!!

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    4. Re:just like the old commercials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would you... would you kill a man?

      well, umm.. ah.. AAAAAARRRGH!

    5. Re:just like the old commercials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the scary part about that link was that it said
      "Up to 5XL in some colors"

      there's almost no end of terrible mental imagery associated with that.

  93. Dealing with end-users by clintp · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    A lot of them just don't see the point of passwords. After explaining that this is to secure company data against corporate theft, hackers, etc.. they rightfully counter with:

    "Well, since we're always having viruses, trojans, spam, popups, crashes, and other unwanted crap on our networks ... do the passwords really make that much difference?" Why worry about the door keys when the windows are open?

    Maybe when the admin's (& the business') house is in order, we've got some right to bitch about users and passwords.

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  94. Chocolate sales skyrocket by Prodigy+Savant · · Score: 1

    That explains why Adrian Lamo carries cartons and cartons of chocolates in his backback :)

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  95. What's the motivation? by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    What's the motivation behind the study? Is someone trying to make a case for a large scale Kerberos+OpenLDAP implementation?

    Anyway, it's not like you can actually verify these are real passwords. It's more like a psychology study: would you lie about your password in exchange for some pens / chocolate / head?

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  96. Scrooby Snacks by Willeh · · Score: 0

    Mine is 1-2-3-4-5, same as on my luggage. Now hand over the chocolate, my ship is about to crash into an as-yet undiscovered planet inhabited by ape-like creatures.

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  97. survery sponsored by ... by martin · · Score: 1

    RSA-Security, who make those little keyfob things where the password is a number that changes once a minute.....

    Of course there's no adjenda here..;-)

  98. 2 suggestions for password policies .. by LesDawson · · Score: 1

    Good IS policy should explain why passwords are important, and suggest ways users can choose strong passwords (and what constitutes a strong password), and counter the problem of having to remember too many. Two suggestions :

    1) Encourage users to use Schneier's Password safe program.
    They only then need to remember one well-chosen password, which unlocks the password database.
    2) Encourage users to make passwords from acronyms of easy to remember phrases, e.g. "My cat is called Bob, he is 6" => McicBhi6.

  99. Secure passwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just in case you didn't know...

    Passwords should not include names of persons, cities, mountains, or any words that can be
    found in a dictionary. Also inversions or doubling of words, or appending a number or special
    character before or after might not be secure enough.

    A good trick to create a secure password which you can still easily remember is to take the first
    letters of words from a sentence (or song etc.) and mix it with some special characters, for
    example:

    Id'lPlt4 (I don't like Password longer than 4 characters)

  100. actually a good thing. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    Now Tammy wouldn't have given out her password for a chocolate bar. I say, give everyone an embarising password and they won't tell anybody. Not nessarily sexual, but insulting like "IhaveBO" or "FatAssAmI" something like that.

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  101. In other news... by sjwt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Chocolate stocks worldwide surged due to heavy buying form a someone knoew only as "3l33t hax0r"

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  102. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by Zwets · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't a fingerprint be an extremely bad choice for this? If there's anything you're constantly leaving behind, everywhere, every day, it's your fingerprints.

    Plus, as others have mentioned, it is impossible to replace when it is compromised.

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  103. I work for an ISP.... by natefanaro · · Score: 1

    and I get passwords all the time. I just ask, and people tell me. But what's really funny is when people say "Well I don't have a password! Why would I need a password for my account?"

  104. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by dummkopf · · Score: 1

    modern scanners send a slight current trough your skin when scanning. with this they can figure out that you are not just a glove or the finger of a dead guy, because, as far as i know, the resistance is measured and that tells you if it is a realf finger or a living human of not. clearly it is not foolproof, but nothing else is either, right?

  105. Passwords certainly can be a menace.. by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    I have accounts on 2 banking sites, 1 stock trading site, at least 70 message boards - 2 ISP's - my work LAN account, home router (hardware router), ICQ, MSN etc.

    I store ALL of these passwords now in an excel file using one single password to access all the other passwords - unfortunately it's the best way I can do it - some of the more dangerous ones (banking / trading) I don't store the pass, I store something to remind me of it or the pass backwards with an extra random character that's not needed in it.

    It's a real burden oh and I have my Xbox live password too (sue me asshole's it's quite fun actually!..)

    Really need some other way of identifying myself - can't wait till my PC is taking blood and urine samples............

  106. British Chocolate by Cypherus · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but have you ever tasted british chocolate? Hell I would give up my password for a Turkish bar, Yorkie bar, or even a Sherbert Fountain. No wonder the Brits teeth are messed up!

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  107. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by Nephilium · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ummm... how is a computer password any different then a PIN number for most users? How many regular users do you know who use IE (or even Mozilla/FireFox) to save all of their passwords? Including their on-line banking usernames and passwords... all of their credit card usernames and passwords... and all of the sites that they trusted with their credit card information...

    And dealing with the fingerprint issue... The Reg just had a write up about it...

    Nephilium

  108. Wrong interpretation by edp · · Score: 1, Funny

    This survey didn't prove people treat passwords as unimportant. It proved chocolate is more important than passwords! Get your priorities straight.

  109. We apologize for the security breach... by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    the person responsible for the breach has been sacked.

    The person who hired the person responsible has been sacked.

    The researcher who gave the candy bar in exchange for the password who was hired by the person who hired the person responsible for the security breach has also been sacked.

    Thank you,
    -ted

  110. yes but what KIND of chocolate? by feelyoda · · Score: 1

    clearly a york peppermint patty might make me think twice...
    any takers?

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  111. women by bitchell · · Score: 1

    I never knew that 70% of computer users were women.

  112. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    clearly an alternate solution would be to install fingerprint scanners on all computers (a viable option in the future), but that would not help overcome the erroneous attitute towards computer security. in fact, such scanners would work well as again people are used to the fact that their fingerprint makes them unique and should not be "shared".

    Just a couple of month ago I saw guys to give away their fingerprints ("to help in research project" as they've been told.. yeah, right.. hehe) for a piece of chocolate from Kinder. Well.. they did get a little toy as well :)

  113. Because people have been doing security wrong by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "I hate passwords" attitude is not merely (or even primarily, IMHO) a function of users doing something wrong. It is a function of poorly designed security, or of security designed for a different environment being reused for current systems.

    Passwords came into popularity a long time ago. Things that have changed since the introduction of the password:

    * Many people have accounts on many, many systems (thanks to websites with accounts).

    * Users on such systems may not be primarily benevolent -- on a UNIX box used by a small bunch of researchers in the early 80s, a password may be an acceptable barrier to anyone poking around. A password on eBay, on the other hand, may be of interest to a number of less savory characters.

    * The ability to attack systems has significantly increased. Internet accessability means that remote, hard-to-trace attacks are more common. A brute force attack on a computing system physically isolated in a building may be simply infeasible, and choosing "cheese" as a password may be perfectly acceptable -- such a thing is no longer reasonable.

    * Computing power is much greater now. Attacks on password hashes (including those sent over the network) are much more feasible. The relative strength of passwords to CPUs has decreased logarithmically.

    * Many systems require passwords frequently. If you are a defense contracting employee, you might have only needed your password once when walking in the door in the morning and once after lunch. Now, corporate intranets have passwords, Yahoo has passwords, Slashdot has passwords, eBay has passwords, etc. Many of these require passwords multiple times a day (or, if they have an option to cache a password, do not have sufficient data about the client side to know how long it is safe to continue to cache the data).

    * The demographic of password users has changed. Almost everyone has many passwords now -- not just a couple of engineers or scientists, or the occasional person with an ATM PIN.

    What I Suspect Needs To Be Changed

    A couple of things that probably need to change:

    * It needs to be standard (and have a common interface for doing so) for users to be able to delegate a subset of their authority. Few systems currently have authorization systems smart enough to allow users to delegate chunks of their power to other users for a short term (and audit any moves). This needs to be simple, *easy*, and secure. If Sharon wants to let Bob purchase something online and charge it to her credit card account, she needs a quick and easy way to say "I authorize Bob to spend up to $500 in the next week and charge it to my credit card." That could be via her cell phone or on a computer. Most systems should have at least several forms of authorized actions that can be delegated to other users that require no more than entering a limit on the degree of the actions taken. A list of actions that other users have taken with that authorization should also be easily visible.

    * Where feasible, passwords should be replaced by smartcard/PIN combinations. It's easier to remember a four-digit PIN than a long, secure password, and for anyone that doesn't have physical access to a user's smartcard, the strength of the token on the card is much greater than that of a password. Currently, this is particularly disasterous in the form of credit card information. Currently, many vendors store full credit card information used in purchases in databases. If any such database is compromised, authentication data providing full access to money accounts is granted the compromiser -- this is, frankly, insane. Credit card providers have one effective line of defense against a compromised card -- they do statistical analysis against purchases, which isn't the most reliable method of dealing with such attacks, and requires intense monitoring of anything users do -- producing a strong disincentive to provide users with privacy. (I realize that there are a few attempts at improving t

    1. Re:Because people have been doing security wrong by demon · · Score: 1

      I've heard the "single sign-on/single authentication token/one ring to rule them all/whatever" spiel before. However, this is not an improvement by any means - it just makes it _easier_, not harder, for someone to impersonate you. If you have a single identifying token that electronic devices everywhere can use to know you, how many things does a potential no-goodnik need to become, for all intents and purposes, you? Hm... let me count... that's right, ONE. If someone can steal or copy the identifying token, they are you. And if they choose, they can then make it so you are not.

      Not that it's particularly hard now. (One nasty aunt managed to get my mom declared deceased - that took some time to convince banks and such that no, in fact, she was not dead.) But beating the "single sign-on! universal identity!" drum is not the answer - it makes it easier to steal your identity, not to mention if you're privacy-paranoid, it makes it easy for your movements to be tracked by one or more TLOs (three-letter organizations).

      I'll agree that the current system of passwords is imperfect at best, but unless you want to carry a dozen authentication tokens, or buy an expensive biometric identity device, or something like that, it's the best of a lot of imperfect options. Also, if users would get over the urge to write passwords down and leave them laying around - there's nothing wrong (IMO) with writing a password down, as long as you keep it on your person _at all times_, just like you would a driver's license, a Social Security card, or anything else that is used as an identity-affirming object. If people would treat passwords like they do (or should) treat any other such object, you'd see less sites forcing password changes, and forcing password complexity checks, and all the other things that users moan and complain about regarding passwords. The problem is not entirely technical - it's also a social one.

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    2. Re:Because people have been doing security wrong by Don+Tworry · · Score: 1

      * Many people have accounts on many, many systems (thanks to websites with accounts).


      I think you are on the right track here. If you go one step further, ask yourself why do websites have logins? Aside from getting your personal info, they want to identify who you are.

      So what if we switched from dynamic IP addresses to static IP addresses? Then assuming you can prevent IP-spoofing, websites could use your IP address to identify you. It kind of makes sense if you compare it to real street addresses. Could you imagine the havoc that would be caused if you street address changed every few days (or even months)?

      Of course this doesn't prevent people with access from the same computer from logging in but I think this could go a long way to solving the problem...

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    3. Re:Because people have been doing security wrong by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      That doesn't even mean that people have to have a single identity, though. Keychains provide the same multiple-destination functionality I'm talking about (where you have multiple authentication tokens ("keys"), but require only a single action to authorize to all of the keychain), for instance, and don't allow people to map all of your identities to one point.

    4. Re:Because people have been doing security wrong by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I've heard the "single sign-on/single authentication token/one ring to rule them all/whatever" spiel before. However, this is not an improvement by any means - it just makes it _easier_, not harder, for someone to impersonate you.

      I disagree.

      In an ideal world, where people can deal with an arbitrary number of passwords, then yes, that might be good. The problem is that people have *so many* passwords today that they *don't* manage them well -- they write them down, or store them on a computer, or use the same password in multiple places. So the problem of having a single point of failure is *already here*. There is some marginal benefit to the fact that people use different methods of storing their passwords, but the poor nature of the storage tends to, IMHO, eliminate most of that advantage.

      If you have a single identifying token that electronic devices everywhere can use to know you, how many things does a potential no-goodnik need to become, for all intents and purposes, you?

      If your password list or single password becomes such a single token, you're no better off.

      And if they choose, they can then make it so you are not.

      I disagree. With such a system, it's more feasible to have stronger policy measures for authentication -- where you can deauthenticate a lost card fairly easily (if you have only one "secret" to remember, it doesn't have to be something poorly chosen, like your mother's maiden name, or even something stored in the token itself, so that a thief could not necessarily separate you from your card).

      But beating the "single sign-on! universal identity!" drum is not the answer - it makes it easier to steal your identity, not to mention if you're privacy-paranoid, it makes it easy for your movements to be tracked by one or more TLOs (three-letter organizations).

      Single sign-on is different from single externally-exposed identity. As I mentioned in my earlier response to another, keychains already provide a single sign-on with multiple identities.

      Also, if users would get over the urge to write passwords down and leave them laying around - there's nothing wrong (IMO) with writing a password down, as long as you keep it on your person _at all times_, just like you would a driver's license, a Social Security card, or anything else that is used as an identity-affirming object.

      The problem is that there is no good way to invalidate the aforementioned forms of authentication. I can't say "my wallet is lost, and I want my Social Security card to no longer work." I can do so with passwords, but there isn't a single fast way of doing so, and I have to maintain a second backup list containing all the systems I have passwords to to ensure that I deauthorize the missing passwords.

      If I have a single ID card, and I say "my ID card is missing", it's much easier to put a quick hold on it.

  114. Oh what would you do for a Klondike Bar. by whackedoutgeek · · Score: 0

    Oh what would you do for a Klondike Bar.

  115. What does it protect? by Fuzzums · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it was just documents of my work? who cares? My co-workers NEED to see those documents anyway!

    What does my password protect? Private files? Am I supposed to have private files at work? I guess not. Secrit files then? Ok. possibly.

    To track possible abuse? They're allowed to use my phone too, do I have to password-protect that too?

    But hey, if it's about my admin password..
    That's a different story.
    Then I'd like to have some chocolate too!

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  116. /. password SSL by bstil · · Score: 2, Informative

    I use one password for anything I don't really care about (/. login)

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but /. login isn't through SSL. So I wouldn't use the same password for /. as for Citibank, etc.

  117. Alternatives? by value_added · · Score: 1

    I think everyone would agree that no one really likes dealing with one or multiple passwords. Even someone accustomed to using multiple passwords would cringe at the thought of replacing the collection of keys in his or her pocket with a series of alphanumeric characters.

    So what kind of alternatives exist? There's got to be some company out there implementing something on a software level, if not making effective use of such things as smart cards, USB devices, thumbprint readers, etc.

    If you can recognise your computer, then it's only logical your computer should be able to recognise you. I mean, it's staring right back at you, right?

  118. Use a password manager (a bit OT) by Kyaphas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like "Password Manager" :-)

    WARNING WARNING DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!! BLATANT PRODUCT PLUG AHEAD!!! :-)

    I use Password Manager myself, because it's written in Java, and I can put the program along with it's datafile on a USB drive, then use it at work (WinXP), at home on my Linux workstation, or with my Powerbook. Check it out.

    http://www.geocities.com/ramix_info/passwordmana ge r.ht%6dl

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  119. Frat Secrets by jardun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was in school, one of the secrets was that the fraternities actually had a nicely put together book of tests for various classes. Foreign language, histories, etc. Pretty much all of the core classes' tests were in that book. One of my friends borrowed it for a laugh from a fraternity friend of his.

    1. Re:Frat Secrets by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      That was why are Chem Professor's put copies of last year's exam in the Library for checkout. In not so many words he told it was because of the Greeks.

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    2. Re:Frat Secrets by jhoffoss · · Score: 1

      Previous exams (mid-terms and finals) were available in the department office for all of my courses. Professors either changed them significantly from year to year, or they taught well and gave homework similar to the tests, so if you could do the homework, you could do the tests too. Without cheating.

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  120. This is old news... by lewko · · Score: 3, Informative
    I suspect this was a journalist looking for a creative spin on an old story. The European Infosecurity 2003 conference came to the same conclusion when it discovered workers were prepared to give away their passwords for a cheap pen.

    It's still interesting to see that in two years of cybercrime and media frenzies that nothing has really changed...

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  121. The candyman by Transcendent · · Score: 0

    Now the candyman is the ultimate hacker. Able to get 70% of all passwords with ease!

  122. IT'S NOT THAT HARD! by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

    Argh! We're not talking about having to recite the Magna Carta here. A username and a password for each whatever. I can see if it's something you only use like once a year or something, but come on.

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  123. YAPS by bstil · · Score: 1

    For the Palm, use the free YAPS 2.5, YAPS, Yet Another Password Safe.

  124. Just have a fake password ready by Skapare · · Score: 1

    Just have a fake password ready. Some day, maybe even today, someone may offer you that bar of chocolate, or a night of hot wet sex, in exchange for your password. By making up one now, and memorizing it every day, you can answer instantly when asked, and that will make it sound so real. Hint: include upper and lower case letters, digits, and maybe even some punctuation. That way it will sound secure and more valuable.

    Just be sure you don't get fake chocolate, fake sex, or whatever.

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    1. Re:Just have a fake password ready by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Actually, don't recount it immediately. Cock you head a bit, close your eyes, put your hands onto an invisible keyboard, type it in while muttering the letters/numbers, then shrug and say 'I'm just so used to typing it in, I can't actually remember it. And they make us use this stupid jumble of letters and numbers....'

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  125. Generating sets of passwords - the classic by kd4evr · · Score: 1

    The password usability problem was covered in a topic not so long ago.

    The bottom line was that you can always manage a reasonably large (10 - 30) set of passwords if only you help your memory with it. A few helpful hints were included so please don't get mad if I repeat them.

    For example, take a list of persons or items from a part of your life or hobby (i.e. classmates names, friend's birthdays, a set of toys etc.), and use it as base. Use assocciations that are very likely to be familiar only to you. Write one set down as a reminder (what association to what usage) and alter the second set in a specific way, like substituting all 'f's with an asterisk, instering a comma after a wowel or converting letter to digits (bu7 n07 7h3 08v10u5 l4m3 c0m81n4710n5!)

    Most importantly, practice typing your password to memorize the keystrokes.

    I admit it takes some time and consumes some brainpower, especially when new items or sets have to be generated, but training your mind is only beneficial! You can always keep it simple: most secret and specific things for most important stuff, same lame or obvious sequence for different non-related utilities.

    Example: use first three letters of birthplace or residence, followed by a number of engine horsepower for a set of your classmates (their altered names will serve as passwords) and write that down next to an index of the passworded services you use (you may somewhat encrypt those, too (you surely have stimulating associations on your mind that will prevent your peeking work colleagues from directly deciphring what pr0n sites you prefer). Unless you tell what your little system is about, you're reasonably safe for personal use and the index of coded hints (prefferably stored somewhere personal and handy at the same time) means nothing to anyone who might try to peek into it.

    The whole point of security is that it can't be foolproof, but that it's made too hard, too time consuming (expensive) and too unlikely to be compromised.

    Finally, technology will advance to something more user-friendly and safe at the same time, but those willing to train their brain an extra curl will always have an advantage.

  126. I would happily give my password for chocolate by data64 · · Score: 1

    It doesn't haven't to be my current password does it ?

    I guess it could also be something from BugMeNot.

  127. What kind of chocolate? by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    Is it dark chocolate?
    Is it good quality?

    I'm not cheap, you know.

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    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  128. Users don't understand the significance of pwds by dalamarian · · Score: 1

    Currently doing support for mostly athletic coaches and staff I see this all the time. Most users don't even understand why they need a password. Better yet, trying to get them to use a variety of characters and not word based passwords.

    The best I was ever able to describe it to the worst of the users was that a password is very similiar to a key to your home. Your computer contains almost as much information about you as your house does, do you leave your door open and unlocked for anyone to walk in? And trust me, that only helped explain it a little

  129. Bosco! by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 0

    Bosco! Bosco!!!!! It was said that my mother once took a lover... perhaps his name was Bosco.

  130. Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the company I work (hint: It's mentioned in the slashdot blurb), people will give you their password just by ringing them up, the helpdesk will reset their password most of the time with just your name and a frantic "I'm going on air in 20 minutes!". Occasionally they want your extension number too.

    About half the users have a password as (all lower case) "monday", or another day, or the current month (this is what the helpdesk sets when they do forget their password, they just dont change it)

    Trouble is the more complex a password you force them to have, the more chance of them writing it on a post it on their monitor.

    Posting anonymously of course.

  131. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't need to get someone else's iris. I only need to get the number that the iris scanner generates when it scans that person's iris. Then I can feed that number to any system "protected" by the biometric and I'll be let in. Now show me how that person will get a new iris in order to be able to set up a new, uncompromised account.

    This is one of the many multitude of reasons why biometrics are a stupid idea for stupid people.

  132. Samba? by Gleef · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that Samba 3.0 is supposed to solve that issue. Haven't tried it tho.

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  133. The password is password by minus9 · · Score: 1
    [me@mybox run]$ ./john -show passlist |wc -l
    1286
    [me@mybox run]$ ./john -show passlist |grep -i password |wc -l
    168

    What's that work out at? About 1 in 7 passwords are password. I dare say a lot are username/username as well.

    I would be interesting to see how these people reacted if we went round and removed the keys to their desks/offices and told them we saw no reason why they should need to lock them.

  134. Chocolate? by Xerp · · Score: 1

    Bah. I want more. My password is up for auction on ebay...

  135. algorithm by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 1

    I'm in the Air Force and have to remember so many different passwords. I have come up with my own password algorithm for choosing my password and changing them every 30 or 90 days. Some passwords require only numbers, and others don't mind just letters. Some you have to have letters, numbers, symbol and at least one letter has to be capitalized, and of course can't contain a real word within it. All of these are very easy to remember if you have standard procedures for choosing them. ie, take a word from whats on your desk say..."pavilionf170". Get rid of the vowels. "pvlnf170" now capitalize one letter all the time. "pVlnf170" . when you need to change passwords, just come up with an algorithm like rotating the letters, or incrementing a letter every time.

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  136. Password management offer by b4rtm4n · · Score: 0

    Please send all your usernames and passwords to me and I'll look after them for you.

    Nominal fee of US$5 permonth.

    I'll issue you with one master password which you can use to identify yourself to me to gain access to your passwords.

    --
    "goatse? What's that? Anyone have a link?" - AC
  137. Tired of Passwords Altogether by the0ther · · Score: 1

    We're so screwed when people have become so stupid that they are unable to maintain a password. I still wonder why we don't have a little keychain swipe card thingy to login to our computers.

  138. Cute Tammy: "Dont tell anyone, pleeease?" by Lispy · · Score: 1

    And now you posted it on Slashdot. Your going to hell for that... ;)

    1. Re:Cute Tammy: "Dont tell anyone, pleeease?" by bryanp · · Score: 1

      It was at a company I no longer work for and this happened 4 years ago, so I think I'm safe. :)

      If I was really evil I'd post her email address just so you guys could have fun at her expense, but I left that company on good terms and I'd like to keep it that way. Heck, lunch with a guy who used to be my boss at that company led to my current position - you never know when good will might pay off.

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      "An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Col. Jeff Cooper
  139. And the other side of the coin.... by 10Ghz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Are the people who will not give their password, no matter what. As "the IT-guy" I require access to just about all computers here. And yes, that includes the end-user desktops/laptops. And there are some people here who simply refuse to give me the passwords to their system! Noooo, they have to type the password themselves. And that means I have to drag them from their meetings and such just so they can log in to their machine so I could work on it!

    Hell, I have received maybe 200 passwords while working here, and I don't remember any of them. I don't keep them stored anywhere, and I don't have eidetic memory, so there's no risk. And still I hear the "I use the same password in several places, and I don't want to change all those passwords if I gave you my password!". If you are so careful when it comes to security, you shouldn't use the same password everywhere! And yes, you CAN give your password to the IT-department if they walk up to you and ask you for it. If you don't... well, we can always reset your password!

    Sheesh, some people....

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    1. Re:And the other side of the coin.... by Takeel · · Score: 1

      If you are "the IT Guy", you shouldn't need user passwords. You're the admin, right?

      well, we can always reset your password!

      Oh, yeah...and that, too.

    2. Re:And the other side of the coin.... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      If you are "the IT Guy", you shouldn't need user passwords. You're the admin, right?


      Actually, I do. yes, I could change the password to anything I would want and the log in to the machine. But that's a hassle for me and to the user. I don't have a list of users password anywhere (major security-risk!). So, either I ask the user what their password is, or I change it to something else, and then log in to the machine.
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    3. Re:And the other side of the coin.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A REAL admin would just log on as ROOT or ADMINISTRATOR.

    4. Re:And the other side of the coin.... by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      I do that in cases where it's an option. But it's not always possible. There are times when I need to log in as the USER.

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      Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk.
  140. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by johnalex · · Score: 1

    Watch Minority Report .

    John Anderton: I'd like to keep the old ones.

    Dr. Solomon: Why?

    John Anderton: Because my mother gave them to me.

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    JA
    http://www.johnalex.org/
  141. My password is secure by Mateito · · Score: 1

    I mean, who would guess "Cadbury"?

  142. Not just chocolate - previous survey by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    Us Brits will also willingly cough them up for a cheap pen. Every man has his price, you know.

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    When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
  143. In other news ... by petabyte · · Score: 1

    In other news, Hershey aquired by the NSA.

  144. What about *passphrases* INSTEAD of passwords by cgrant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ed Skoudis (of http://www.CounterHack.net and other fame) had recently proposed at a SANS conference I went to that everyone should go with passphrases, rather than passwords. I have to agree. Why not remember "MyGoldenRetrieverIsUberCool" rather than "AB12CD!@%asd3asd"?

    Either one requires you to know how to type, and a passphrase will more likely be albe to be typed without being a contortionist.

    1. Re:What about *passphrases* INSTEAD of passwords by srleffler · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, way too many systems only accept 8-character passwords. Worse, many of those will allow you to enter more than 8 characters when creating the password, but will reject the password when you try to log in, unless you only enter the first 8 characters.

      Many systems will not allow either "MyGoldenRetrieverIsUberCool" or "MyGolden" since neither contains any numbers or punctuation symbols.

      I gave up on passphrases after one too many times trying to figure out which variant of my standard passphrase I needed for a particular system.

  145. How could they know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How was this experiment controlled, or verified? Did they test the passwords they were given to make sure the people weren't faking to get chocolate and gifts?

  146. Well, there's passwords and PASSWORDS. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    You bank on-line?

    That password isn't worth a lump of sweet brown anything.

    You work for some cruddy company which treats you poorly and requires that you key in your arcana ten times daily just to access the word processor?

    Who the heck cares about that one?

    Question is, why would somebody want your password? Don't they have their own? When it comes down to the crunch(y bar), when Betty from down the hall, (who everybody knows is a manipulative sociopath), offers you a Snickers Bar for your password, you'd have to be just about 70% stupid to accept.

    This question is so academic, it could only be a Slashdot article.


    -FL

  147. Don't give people the illusion of security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    finally, this will be an important concern in the future: already we are able to shop online and the future where all transactions go via the internet is near. one account (a la .NET) will be enough to deal with fueling up a car or buying a bunch of roses. probably then the attitute will change, when some smart scammers burn some people's fingers...

    This is exactly the same problems that Bruce Schneier has been trying to warn us about. In the end, we are all responsible for our own security. The illusion of security is extremely dangerous. A significant number of people will choose to believe in the illusion, reducing real security.

  148. What I hate is password remember options by sindarin2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do agree that it is hard to remember gobs of passwords, but at the university that I work at most people can't remember their passwords when I switch out their old computer for a new one. It makes my life a real joy because they don't know how the heck to get into their email/other application. Thank goodness for whatever little utility I've got that looks behind the astrisks...makes my life just a little easier. I could get the help desk to reset it, but that means that I have to have the client do it because they require a social security number.

  149. Proof by NineNine · · Score: 1

    This is proof that people just don't care about computer security, which should make all of you tinfoil hat types sit up and recognize that when you're screaming "WINDOWS ISN'T SECURE!!!", nobody really listens and nobody really cares. THAT is why Windows is so popular. Linux & such may be more secure, but when it comes down to it, most people just don't give a shit.

  150. At least I got a chocolate by sanctimonius+hypocrt · · Score: 1

    Suppose I have a computer at work. The boss says I have to have a password. But I don`t really care about it. It`s not my computer; It`s not my data.

    It`s like a key to the building; If thieves come in (after work) and steal all the computers, I might experience some inconvenience. I might even loose my job. But then, if the boss loots the company and flees the country, I might loose my job; And the boss already has a key.


  151. Futute of security by TrentL · · Score: 1

    I think in 20 years, we're going to look back at this time period, shake our heads, and be baffled that we ever let end users handle their own security. They obviously cannot be trusted.

    When you work for a big company (as I do), you are trained about using passwords and computers securely (although the training is pretty obvious). Joe Sixpack who signed up for Netzero and thinks online banking is really cool never got this training.

  152. And Yet.... by carterhawk001 · · Score: 0

    These are the same people who undoubtedly would love to see good folks like mitnick rot in jail for get their passwords from them with a bar of chocolate.

  153. Researchers tricked out of chocolate? by evilandi · · Score: 1

    Did the researchers actually check that the passwords worked, or were they tricked out of chocolate by some very wise, if lying, respondants?

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  154. Here's my password... by farzadb82 · · Score: 1

    My password is password My IP is 127.0.0.1 Now where's my chocolate ???

  155. Unfair survey... by aksansai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The survey is focused on their computer passwords. The responses from the people are typical considering the average person does not know how much is tied to that password. "I don't have anything special in my email that someone can read..." or "What can someone do with my password...?"

    The survey should have also asked the following questions:

    1) Please specify your major credit card number and expiration date.
    2) Please specify your address, bank account number, and SSN (if it applied to citizens of the United States - otherwise insert THEIR form of special identification).

    Would the numbers have coincided as to who revealed that particular bit of information? Absolutely not. The average person would see the risk in giving those pieces of information to a complete stranger.

    If a direct association could be made between their Internet password and their money, those people would have guarded their password under lock and key. Why? Because the loss of money is readily understood, versus having to call an ISP and say "Someone hijacked my account."

    Although people may be tired of using passwords (or PIN numbers), they are still a somewhat effective means of preventing improper access to their assets, be it Internet access, money, or personal information. The quality of the password is directly related to the importance of the stuff being protected.

    The article cites that birthdates, pet names, etc. are common passwords. However, if someone applied the same level of protection on say...

    Instead of asking that 16-digit number (an abstract version of a password), one were to ask "What is your credit card phrase?" Answer: "Buddy."

    Instead of asking that expiration date, one were to ask "What is your age?" Answer: 30. These easy "passwords" would make is easier to make fraudulant charges on someone's account.

    Public awareness of the importance of securing their own personal information is a key issue that needs to be resolved. Using an easy to understand analogy would be a good first step for those who are being surveyed.

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    1. Re:Unfair survey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're missing the point. It's not "unfair": the point of the article is that these people don't understand the correlation between their computer passwords and sensitive information.

      Good job captain obvious.

  156. My password by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

    is **********.
    Now, where's my chocolate?

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    This is not my sig.
  157. Password Rules by Baby+Duck · · Score: 5, Insightful
    My biggest gripe about website password is the lack of consistency in password rules.
    • Some let you use special characters.
    • Some don't.
    • The set of allowed special characters differs for those who do
    • Some are case sensitive
    • Some are smashcase
    • Some allow just numbers
    • Character length range is wildly variable
    • Some make you change your password and won't let you use your last X passwords
    • Some force you to do weird stuff like "at least one uppercase, at least one lowercase, at least one number"

    It irks me, because even if I wanted to use a completly different password for every login, there is no pattern or strategy I can follow to appease all of them.

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    "Love heals scars love left." -- Henry Rollins

    1. Re:Password Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best one I've seen is my current computer's BIOS password--it'll let you type at least 8 characters (probably more) when you set the password, but if you type more than 7 when you boot the machine, it complains. So, in effect, its changing the password I typed in when I set it!

    2. Re:Password Rules by kasperd · · Score: 1

      My experience is, that 15 random lowercase letters will work on most systems.

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  158. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by Zwets · · Score: 1

    At an ATM you may be right, but we were talking about a fingerprint scanner hooked up to your home PC, right? All it takes is for someone to hack his scanner to disable this security feature, or build his own, and he can just send any fingerprint image he wants.

    I think it's simple: fingerprints are not secret, and therefore not a secure way to log in.

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  159. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by fdiskne1 · · Score: 1

    The iris scan is turned into electical impulses signifying bits at one point or another. If you can get a hold of that series of bits, for all intents and purposes, you have their iris.

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  160. Ugh by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

    At my school, we just implemented a new password system whereby the password must be between 8 and 12 characters long, contain at least 1 number and cannot be the same as the previous 3 passwords used. The password must be changed every 60 days. I can't even count how many people piss and moan about it. "Why can't I just use the same password?", "Why does it have to be so long?", "Why do I have to keep changing it?", "I don't care if someone hacks my account because there's nothing important on there," et cetera.

    These people need to realize that it's not just about protecting their data. It's about protecting the network. If a student's password gets cracked, the cracker now has access to all the university resources that the student does, including site-licensed software, VPN access, and therefore send mail server access, since we require all mail being sent through the SMTP server to non-internal addresses to come from the local network to prevent spammers from using our server. In the case of a private business, confidential documents are at risk. Employees store sensitive documents on their computers, so those computers had better damn well be well-protected. If the employee is careless with that data, he should simply be fired. That'd be like someone in the 1950's leaving the office unlocked every night. It's inexcusable.

    This isn't some technocrat rant about how everyone should be proficient in computers. This is simply a reality; the necessity for security is there for almost every aspect of one's life, and that people are so careless with their computer's security is extremely disturbing. Honestly, who do you know that bitches and moans about having to use a separate key for both their car and house/apartment? But users constantly whine about having to remember too many passwords. You have a fucking memory; use it and quit bitching.

    1. Re:Ugh by Oswald · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I find your attitude unrealistic.

      Honestly, who do you know that bitches and moans about having to use a separate key for both their car and house/apartment?

      Nobody, because people can easily see the reason for this. That doesn't mean it's a great thing. Lots of people hide keys, in case they misplace one--near the door to their house, in magnetic boxes under a fender, under a rock, etc. A system that relies on the memory and presence of mind of average (or, frequently, above-average) people to maintain security is going to be crackable by social means--always has been, always will be.

      It seems to me that the reason we can't just accept this and get on with it is they tantalizing possibility of a technical fix. But, every time that gets brought up for discussion, technocrats like you start crying that its not THEIR problem--even though it manifestly IS their problem. Apparently, human nature is so frustratingly scatterbrained compared to machines that we're going to spend all our time crying about what lazy idiots the (l)users are, rather than finding a way to use the machines to fix the problem.

    2. Re:Ugh by Durandal64 · · Score: 1
      I find your attitude unrealistic.
      You find the need for security and the need for people to recognize and respect that necessity "unrealistic"? Please inform Microsoft.
      Nobody, because people can easily see the reason for this. That doesn't mean it's a great thing. Lots of people hide keys, in case they misplace one--near the door to their house, in magnetic boxes under a fender, under a rock, etc. A system that relies on the memory and presence of mind of average (or, frequently, above-average) people to maintain security is going to be crackable by social means--always has been, always will be.
      And in the absence of universal thumb-print identification and retina scan systems, what would you suggest? Those things cost money. Kerberos uses a single password, and people still bitch about it!
      It seems to me that the reason we can't just accept this and get on with it is they tantalizing possibility of a technical fix. But, every time that gets brought up for discussion, technocrats like you start crying that its not THEIR problem--even though it manifestly IS their problem. Apparently, human nature is so frustratingly scatterbrained compared to machines that we're going to spend all our time crying about what lazy idiots the (l)users are, rather than finding a way to use the machines to fix the problem.
      There's no practical way to implement a solution that isn't based on memory. Face recognition software is a joke at this stage and thumbprint scanners are expensive. Just because you don't happen to like the solution doesn't mean that you should throw security to the wind, and that's exactly what these users are doing. Honestly, what's next? "I don't like seat belts, so I'm not going to drive safely until they come up with something better"?
    3. Re:Ugh by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      Honestly, who do you know that bitches and moans about having to use a separate key for both their car and house/apartment? But users constantly whine about having to remember too many passwords. You have a fucking memory; use it and quit bitching.


      The difference between having a seperate key for your house and car and remembering a variety of passwords is that one of them is owned by you, and that the other is remembered by you.

      It is much easier to have something than it is to remember something, especially when it is normally a random composition. In most cases, a lot of people do not have anything similar to a password manager than as opposed to a standard keyring. As a result, they either have to write it down on a random piece of paper (which is much more easily lost than a keyring) or use a password that is much simpler than it should be (e.g. "11111111").

      You have a fucking memory; use it and quit bitching.
      The problem is memorizing too many passwords -- every single web forum requires a password of 'X' characters long, with at least one capital letter , one number, etc. In practice, you cannot remember the password for every single account on the web, along for the username associated with it.

      If there was just a few passwords that had to be remembered, than I'd be fine with it. Instead, I have to remember multiple passwords for the same network (login passwords and mail passwords weren't synced), along with passwords for my dial-up ISP, password for Slashdot, a password for Forumplanet, a password for New York "Free registration Required" Times, a password to login to my personal computer, and a password for every other website I have to visit. An average person can only remember so many passwords before they just give up and stick with something very simple.
    4. Re:Ugh by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      So why don't you just create a "low security" password? Mine's simple, pretty secure (good combination of alphas and numerals) and easy to remember. For forum registrations, NYTimes and the like, use that password. Other than that, both Mac OS X and Windows have built-in password managers which will store all your passwords securely.

    5. Re:Ugh by rastos1 · · Score: 1
      Honestly, who do you know that bitches and moans about having to use a separate key for both their car and house/apartment?

      Me. Work: gate: 1, building: 2, locker room: 1, vault: 2. I live in a block of flats with two entrances: 2, my flat: 2, room with bikes: 1,locks on garage: 2, car: 1, wall letter box: 1, bike chain: 1. I don't count backup keys to my parents house living in neighborhood and their garage (7). Total 16.

      There are probably sets with 1 key to several locks on market. But they are rare and expensive. And I could use them only on places where only *I* have to have access. Bitch. Moan.

    6. Re:Ugh by Fweeky · · Score: 1

      While I agree that security is important, I'd be dubious as to the effectiveness of your password policy. Changing every 60 days is going to mean fewer users bothering to memorize their password; they'll just write them down because, well, they'd have to remember another one in a few weeks anyway! And why the limit of 12 characters? Don't you like passphrases?

      If you're really worried about passwords being cracked, you should do so yourself first; weed out the weak passwords early by running john on a spare machine or so. Once you get past the obviously weak ones, you're more likely to have problems with users writing them down or giving them to people.

  161. mods... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Interesting? I take it you haven't seen the film Hackers?

    Overrated? I take it you haven't seen the film Hackers?

  162. How do we know they got the real passwords? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If someone offered a candy bar for my password, I'd take the candy bar and give them a fake password. Unless these guys tested each and every one, we have no idea how many people actually give real passwords.

    And "I'm tired of passwords, so I'm going to give it to a stranger" doesn't really parse.

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    1. Re:How do we know they got the real passwords? by aksansai · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking about that. If someone said, "we're doing an article about passwords, if you'll participate by giving us YOUR password - we'll give you this 50 cent candy bar."

      I'd tell them whatever they wanted to hear.

      Unfortunately, I believe there is a measure of accuracy in their survey. Having been a former system administrator at a major university, I can't tell you how many times someone would give their password away with no thought. As you could also imagine, cracking passwords was a huge measure of simplicity - seeing the lack of originality of their password.

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    2. Re:How do we know they got the real passwords? by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      my password is "3f_j00". Now gimme my chocolate!

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  163. They never actually said WHO....... by brusstoc · · Score: 1

    ...would actually give out their passwords. My guess is that the responders that said they would were users who had no idea of the implications, but whose passwords could (hopefully) do very little damage. As opposed to sys admins who probably wouldn't give out their passwords to the systems that they hold dear and would have to ultimately fix anyway.

    1. Re:They never actually said WHO....... by MrPink2U · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those stupid HR users don't have access to any important data. The security of the applications and data on the servers we maintain is just as important as the root password.

  164. So why don't we have a key for the computer? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    You give the solution yourselve. Keys. Or keycard or something similar. People know how to use keys. They are easy. You can put them on a ring and then they are all in once place. You can buy little colored bits of plastic to identify identical keys easily.

    SSH keys are a dream and make remote admin very easy. As long as your home system ain't to comprimised it is also safe. Bunch of keys on the keyring/agent and off you go.

    But this is only for unix users and then on an admin level. Why do the ordinary computers users and windows freaks not have something physical? A key you stick in a holder that takes care of the login?

    Well they exist of course. Keycards and similar are nothing new but so far noone seems to have made on that can be cheapily fitted by dell to each PC.

    Then again MS tried to do something about all that login trouble. Something called passport? Wonder what happened to it. Oh wait. People didn't want to use it.

    Trouble with PC's is that people expect them to do magic without them even waving their magic wand.

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    1. Re:So why don't we have a key for the computer? by eric76 · · Score: 1

      Well, you could get a card reader.

      But then, you get sued by DirectTV.

      Passwords are much cheaper and less time consuming.

    2. Re:So why don't we have a key for the computer? by Bullet-Dodger · · Score: 1

      The SecuriKey might do what you're talking about. Uses USB.

  165. Not suprising by dougthonus · · Score: 1

    It's the often the rules around password generation that make this happen. Let's look at a typical company. You probably have 3 plus passwords to remember, some of them likely expire (ours expire monthly) without letting you use repeats. Now, some people I'm sure will come up with some great random words and methods to memorize them easily. However, once you get past about 5 people who understand security, the rest of the company is going to come up with a scheme to just figure out their own passwords because they just want to do their work everyday and don't want to deal with this problem. At our company, the scheme is invariably one of two options: 1) Write it down on a post it note and stick it on the front of the computer. 2) Come up with one word, and increment a couple letters in it each month. Neither method is too secure, and neither one would be used if it weren't for the total number of passwords required and frequent changes combined with a large number of users. Once you get past about 5-10 people in a place then you know a ton of users will find an easy way out. At that point added complexity to your password rules probably makes you less secure. What's more secure, allowing people to use english words and change once every 6 months, or having non english words with 1 month changes and having 2 dozen people in your place of business post their passwords on a post it on their computer?

  166. You got it backwards, Microsoft ruins security. by twitter · · Score: 1
    when you're screaming "WINDOWS ISN'T SECURE!!!", nobody really listens and nobody really cares.

    It works the other way around poor Microsoft security has ruined all computer security. Most "security" on Microsoft systems are nothing more than an inconvenience to the honest user. In a corporate environment all of the inconveniences add up to a huge ass pain and the user gets blamed when the system gets rooted again anyway. People using such systems know they don't work and are resentful. Worse, they are deeply suspicious of anyone who would tell them that there are good security practices that are not difficult to use.

    I know, I've worked at a fortune 500 Microsoft Partner. It was big windows stupid and it sucked eggs. Reasonable security on an institutional scale was figured out decades ago and is implemented well at places like MIT. You can't just bandaid that kind of system into a single user OS that automatically opens runs email attachments.

    Big dumb companies are especially hard pressed to deal with each other. They are so paranoid about losing their precious "IP" that they can't share anything without having you memorize a new random sequence of characters and signing a 10 page agreement to never tell anyone else what you know. It's a tin foil hat at the executive level that drives these half ass security measures. The same executive moron lets his favorite vendors remove his tin foil hat in the next instant and that's why you have all these stupid windows networks paining everyone to begin with. It's stupid from the top down.

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    1. Re:You got it backwards, Microsoft ruins security. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical psycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

      I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

      If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

      For example, in this recent post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

      More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own.

      More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, twitter wants to be RMS, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean, really. You think?

      FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD, offtopic FUD, and more FUD. This guy is like the Monty Python SPAM skit, but with FUD and more FUD instead of canned meat. Amazed

  167. admit it by scrytch · · Score: 1

    How many of you went to the slashdot login page and tried to login as CmdrTaco using the password "hershey"?

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  168. This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...intelligence is a minority. Studies have now proven that the earth is populated by morons.

  169. SecurID! by mjh · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I have a securid card that I use for logging into a number of different things at work. I wish it was used for *EVERYTHING*. I'd never have to remember another password in my life (unless you count my PIN as my password). I'd never have to deal with varying password changing schemes on multiple systems. Which result in having multiplying passwords which I have to remember, which require me to enter them into STRIP.

    I wish I could use SecurID (or something like it) for everything. It would dramatically simplify my life.

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    1. Re:SecurID! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does this SecurID thing keep coming up? I've seen it pushed in every security related story lately. Is it really the panacea for security, or is RSA doing astroturf marketing...

  170. Re: True, but.... by Psykechan · · Score: 1

    Biometrics used in combination with a traditional password scheme would be more secure than just the password itself. Consider this:

    A system that monitors the timing of how you type in your password. This can and has been done in software. For a hardware solution, we could use a keyboard/keypad that monitors the velocity of each keypress. These perople have done something similar for handwriting recognition.

    Heck, we could even add fingerprint identification to our hardware solution and determine not only who is entering the password but which fingers were used to press which keys. It would cost quite a bit more for a reader in every key but that's paranoia for you. How much are you willing to do to protect your data.

  171. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by iangoldby · · Score: 1

    For most internet users there is no real value attached to their computer accounts.
    Then...
    This, I think, is a big problem and the only way to solve it is to re-educate people for them to understand that such a password is important.

    I hope I'm not quoting you out of context here. But you appear to have directly contradicted yourself. First you say there is no real value attached to an account. If so, how is the password important? You just said is has no value.

    I don't mind admitting that my user account on my home machine has no password. That's ok. There's no password to my (physical) filing cabinet either. Access to both rests on access to my house, and my house is locked. I think that is how most people see it.

    You may want to protest that access to a computer doesn't need physical access, but I disagree. In my case (and in most domestic cases) it does. If you were to try to access my computer right now, I guarantee you would fail, even if I told you the IP address. That's because it's switched off. Even if it were switched on, you'd have to find a whopping great remote-access exploit - because it is behind a firewall with no open ports.

  172. Yep, that's why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we have our vending machine authenticate via LDAP.

  173. Did they really give it up? by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do they know this doesn't just show people are dirty lying bastards. I'd give up a random string of charachters I made up on the spot for a bar of chocolate!

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  174. Forgetting passwords by eric76 · · Score: 1

    About 5 years ago, I set up an NT machine for this one lady at the office. Since then, I've forgotten the Administrator password. I've tried and tried to remember it, but so far, nothing.

    I really don't want to bother reinstalling NT on the machine.

    The woman retired last year and we have a new hire to take her place. The new woman knows absolutely nothing about computers at all. I'm tempted to install Linux on the machine and train her on that.

  175. I'm going in the other direction by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    I just moved all my financial stuff to one bank, for exactly two reasons. Firstly, the interest rates sucked where I was before. Mostly, I required four 4-digit PIN numbers, six 10+ digit ID numbers, three "memorable" words, and two more 6-digit code numbers, just to manage my darned money! (For anyone who's wondering, that's a budget and a current account at the bank, and the two credit cards I use occasionally -- just four "accounts".) Go ahead and tell me that's not silly. My new stuff will require one PIN, one numerical ID and one password in total, BTW.

    I love people who think this sort of nonsense is actually good for security, as well, particularly those who force me to use something really cryptic for a password. Take UNIX, for example. Just the other week at work, I was trying to change my password on our office systems, of which there are many. Unfortunately, for the various inter-system logins to work without irritating me every few seconds, I need the same account name and password on all of the systems. That's wonderful when, after spending a silly amount of time updating these on several independent systems, I then find that one of the UNIX platforms thinks my new password is too like a dictionary word! I KNOW IT'S LIKE A DICTIONARY WORD, F***WIT, I CHOSE IT!

    User interface rules 101: by all means offer unobtrusive advice, but the user is always right, and there should always be a "No, just do what I told you and shut up" option. No, you don't know better. And no, I don't care if you're the sysadmin.

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    1. Re:I'm going in the other direction by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      really? then i'd like to change to blank passwords.

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    2. Re:I'm going in the other direction by jhoffoss · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm sorry, but if you're the person responsible for cleaning up a system after it's been ripped to shreds by an attacker, you're going to do what you can to prevent that from happening in the first place.

      Try this: Pick a *good* password. For example: Take "Oh Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" (A line from Whitman's "Oh Captain! My Captain!")

      Now, your password is

      OC!Mc!0ftid;
      (you switch the second "O" and the second "C" to avoid repeating characters) Now, say you have four systems: Unix, Mail, Login, Finance. Add one more character at the front/back/middle/somewhere. So you have one password with one extra character somewhere. For instance:

      OC!Mc!u0ftid;
      OC!Mc!m0ftid;
      OC!Mc!l0f tid;
      OC!Mc!f0ftid;

      Next time you switch passwords, pick a different line or a different poem, and maybe move where you put your extra character. Now I can't walk in to one system if I compromise another one (the point of SEPARATE passwords...) minimizing the impact of an intruder.

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    3. Re:I'm going in the other direction by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      really? then i'd like to change to blank passwords.

      If you want a blank password, that's your responsibility. Your OS has no business telling you you may not have one.

      The sysadmin comment was a swipe at people who think they're being clever when they tell users they must use yet another creative collection of symbols. In fact, as any competent security professional can tell you, this can make systems much less secure (depending on other factors, obviously). Social engineering attacks, and simply reading passwords off something near a computer terminal, are way more common methods of gaining illegal access than dictionary cracks, and guess which two of these three become more likely when you enforce awkward-to-remember passwords?

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    4. Re:I'm going in the other direction by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      No offence, but I think you're missing the point.

      One of those accounts I mentioned was a new credit card. The first time I tried to log in, I discovered that they'd already expired some details I'd only had for a few days, and I had to ring them up and get everything reset. To confirm my identity, the first question they asked after my name was "What's your memorable word?" I had no idea; it was a random thing I had to enter (amongst numerous other random things I had to enter) on a web site a month earlier, that I'd never used before in my life. Expecting someone to remember that sort of thing is just pointless, and since they have to check by some other means (e.g., confirming personal details) when you forget anyway, it does absolutely nothing to enhance security.

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    5. Re:I'm going in the other direction by jhoffoss · · Score: 1

      I guess I wasn't speaking so much to the banking situation than passwords at work. The eighteen different authentication methods with your CC company is a bit rediculous, agreed.

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    6. Re:I'm going in the other direction by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      OK, but at work the systems in question are not connected to the outside world, and the password is a formality (which, as it happens, I am contractually required to supply to anyone else working there who needs it anyway). On these systems, we could quite happily do without any passwords at all, and the fact that not only do I have to have one, but I am forced to waste time updating numerous systems according to their own pet rules to keep everything in sync is inexcusable.

      That issue, together with the silly and prehistoric permissions/ownership system used by many *nix flavours, have collectively wasted nearly a man-day of the company's time (most mine, some for the sysadmins) in recent weeks, for absolutely no benefit whatsoever. Now, why was it that *nix knows better than us, again? :-)

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    7. Re:I'm going in the other direction by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Interesting system, but sometimes you don't have that much choice:

      Lately a lot of sites, including some that purport to be secure, are restricting users to 6-to-8 character passwords that don't include any characters other than A-Z and 0-9.

      While password madness can indeed strike anyone, this is taking prevention way beyond the pain!

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  176. Oh, the irony :-) by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    Ironically, you're probably right. A combination of two real words, possibly with a random digit stuck in between them or replacing a letter or two, is one of the best choices for a password: it's far more memorable to most people than a random character string, but defeats your average dictionary attack.

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    1. Re:Oh, the irony :-) by Phenris+Wolfe · · Score: 1
      For a while, I would create my passwords as follows:

      Take a random Japanese word, transliterate into romanized characters (English letters), slightly change the spelling, and stick a number and a special character in the middle. Worked like a charm, but I honestly doubt anybody would want to hack my account anyway. What are they going to do, read the spam in my hotmail accounts?

  177. I tell everyone my password!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In case I forget it!!

  178. Re: True, but.... by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

    Biometrics used in combination with a traditional password scheme would be more secure than just the password itself.

    I don't even advocate that.
    As I said earlier, fingerprints and the like fail for any sort of security use becuase they are not secret.

    And as for things like monitoring HOW you type your password, I think it's a bad idea. Personally, I probably have about 5 different typing styles depending on what else I'm doing and how much attention I'm paying. Then there's also the problem of "What it I break my finger?"

    Personally, I'd rather have better locks on my can than a lock that monitors how fast I turn the key. While it can be argued that adding basically ANY step to a security system makes it more secure, the real think should consider it that energy is better expended elsewhere.

    One cool password authentication scheme I've seen, was where your password was a series of tasks to be performed on a set of objects. The concept was that you could watch me enter my password once, but you wouldn't be able to access the system because the objects to perform the tasks on would change.
    Even a keylogger wouldn't help with that situation.
    The only way to get my password for be for me to tell you the set of tasks or for you to watch me enter my password many times.
    Unfortunately, the guy's implementation was to difficult to use.

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  179. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by mge · · Score: 1

    i bet you they do not know what this card does. therefore, if you offer a chocolate for the card, they will show it to you

    A securID displays a 'random' number. It's keyed to a PIN. The 'random' number must match the value generated (by a h/ware device at the other end of the network) for that PIN for that time period.

    i.e. my card is currently reading 144800. That does you no good right now, unless I tell you the PIN. Even if you got hold of the PIN, the value 144800 will be no good to you by the time I finish typing, because a new key-pair will be generated.

  180. RE: ascribed value to computer security by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    In many cases, I think the employees are actually right, too! Just last week, I completed the migration of a network from an old Windows 2000 server to a brand new one with Active Directory put in place, etc.

    During the migration, I discovered that the vast majority of the file shares were configured so "everyone" had full control. The only "security measure" they really had in place for them was hiding them (putting $ on the end of the share name so it didn't show up in browse lists).

    They'd been happily using this environment for years, with no real incidents, too.

    The average I.T. worker loves to analyze this type of enviroment, and go ballistic about the lack of security -- but in reality, you're talking about a fairly small business where if something really needs to be "kept away from prying eyes", it's not going on the file server in the first place. Passwords really are a non-issue for people like this, because everyone pretty much has equal access anyway.

  181. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    modern scanners send a slight current trough your skin when scanning. with this they can figure out that you are not just a glove or the finger of a dead guy, because, as far as i know, the resistance is measured and that tells you if it is a realf finger or a living human of not. clearly it is not foolproof, but nothing else is either, right?

    "not foolproof"? You can defeat it with a Gummi Bear:

    http://news.com.com/2100-1001-915580.html?tag=fd _t op

    "A Japanese researcher presented a study on Tuesday at the International Telecommunications Union's Workshop on Security in Seoul, Korea, showing that fingerprint readers can be fooled 80 percent of the time by a fake finger created with gelatin sporting prints lifted from a glass, for example. "


    And, even if the sensor detects, say, body heat, you just keep the gelatin next to your skin until you use it. But I doubt an outdoor ATM will have sensors for body heat- too many variables. (You run out on a winters morning to get cash, and neglect your gloves- the ATM rejects your thumbprint because your thumb is too cold? Ha- banks would change that in a flash!)

  182. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by ticktockticktock · · Score: 1

    Sadly, I've seen public computers with IE set to save passwords without prompting so people logging into wherever on those machines have their passwords stored on the machine indefinitely without ever knowing because one person checked the option to "never show this dialog again."

  183. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by ticktockticktock · · Score: 1
    If you were to try to access my computer right now, I guarantee you would fail, even if I told you the IP address. That's because it's switched off.
    How are you posting this then?
  184. Corporate Directive: RE: Ban on Chocolate by JGski · · Score: 1
    It had to happen. We just received this memo.

    To: All Employees
    Subject: New Chocolate Security Policy

    It has come to our attention that chocolate has been found to be a new type of computer security threat. In the interest of assuring proper computer security and protection of company assets chocolate will be banned from corporate facilities and corporate-sponsored events. Employees are expected to report immediately to corporate security any incidents of suspicious offers, bribes or exchanges involving chocolate by other employees, competitors or members of the public. This policy is in effect immediately.

    We appreciated your help in making Initech a safer place to work.

    Provisional Security Manager
    William 'Bill' Lumbergh

  185. What's wrong with writing passwords down? by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

    No, really, what's wrong with that?

    I use passwords to protect my online traffic.

    I use a deadbold to protect my apartment.

    If a thief did break in- do you have any idea how much paper I have strewn about? Do you know how long it would take to find my password?

    My handwriting alone has to be equivalent to at least 1024 bit PGP encryption.

    Write passwords on paper, and memorize them. It's simple. If you forget, you can try every password on your paper list.

  186. I use Gator! by MikeHunt69 · · Score: 1

    I use the Gator! eWallet (tm)! it remembers all my passwords for me!!!!!!!111111

    1. Re:I use Gator! by krackpipe · · Score: 0

      I sure know I would trade my password for a Gator eWallet.

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  187. Re:IT'S NOT THAT HARD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the numbers of "whatever" grow to insane amounts. I'm a student and I work 2 part time jobs. So I have ~5 various user/pass combo's given to me by the university. One of my job's requires me to remember ~15 user/pass combos (all on slightly different rotating schedules amd all with different length/format requirements). I also have a second job where I take care of a few smaller networks. So here I need to remember various administration passwords (which I obviously have as different betweem each network, and I rotate those about every 2 months). That probably relates to another ~30 user/passw. Then there is my personal life (e-mail, web accounts, banking sites, personal computers, etc). All told that's about 50 user/pass combos that I need to remember just for work/school. Remembering that most of these work on a rotating basis too.

    Now the only way I can actually remember all of these is often by using a password wallet program. There is no damn way I could remember that many passwords.

    What also needs to change is the password reset abilities in a lot of places. One of my jobs is @ a helpdesk for a local ISP and as a result I work evenings/weekends alot (it works with my school schedule). Now if any of my passwords need to be reset I need to submit a ticket to IS security who will then reset it the next business day! So if I'm in working on a Friday night and I forget my password, I need to wait till Monday morning to get a password reset. So basically I could come in and be unable to do my job because I forgot a password and can't get it reset for 3 days. I recognize the need for me remembering my password, but you'd think in a company with ~10,000 people they could at least have 1 person working IS security over the evening/weekend to do workstation resets.

  188. I'd give you a password for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but what makes you think it would be my real password

  189. Free by strike2867 · · Score: 1

    I'll do it for free right here. It's 12345.

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  190. Thanks for that one.... by hughk · · Score: 1

    The main problem I have with biometrics is that it usually isn't even your attributes, it is just a syndrome of theose attributes. For example, your fingerprint is converted into a bit pattern thatr can be captured and replayed. At least with a password, it can be changed.

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  191. Simple and hard-to-crack system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use only 6-digit alphanumeric passwords, for instance 'zbw35f', because they're easy to remember (two groups of three characters). I use four of these for almost all of my passwords, but in order to get more mileage out of the sequence, sometimes I'll use the same one twice in a row, e.g. 'zbw35fzbw35f', or I'll put two different ones together, e.g. 'zbw35fwe8fe4'. This gives me a very large number of potential passwords which would be difficult to crack, and I only need to remember four sequences in all.

    As for the 'writing down' problem ... I just keep a sheet with the name of each site, and next to it the FIRST CHARACTER of the password. For instance, if I used the above password, I would abbreviate it to 'z'. The doubled one would be abbreviated to 'z z'. The compound one I above would be 'z w'.

    The actual passwords are written on a piece of paper that I keep in my safety deposit box, in the bank, right next to my passport, birth certificate, etc., so that if I die an untimely death, my wife will eventually find the sheet and she'll be able to access my email, etc.

  192. He's not joking, I've seen this done before ... by NZheretic · · Score: 3, Informative
    You have got to catch the person at just the right time when they are falling asleep and it has to be an action that the person often performs in a repetitive manner. Extreme tiredness and a little alcohol about 20min before hand helps

    I have seen it done on three occasions, each time someone who has just fallen asleep ( cat/power napped ) at their desk.

    1. Re:He's not joking, I've seen this done before ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little sodium pentathol does wonders too!

  193. How come I only get cookies by Netsnipe · · Score: 2, Funny

    and not chocolates when I enter my root password to login on websites such as Slashdot?

    --
    -- "I can't tell the future, I just work there." -- The Doctor
    1. Re:How come I only get cookies by shish · · Score: 1

      Post the password here, let's see if anyone else can get it to work...

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  194. oh, the neins! contact me for hot seckx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go go

    go dw go go go

    dw b. goode

    andriy_sb hotsexnospam yahoo.com

  195. And people wonder... by alexjohns · · Score: 1

    ... why I gave up sysadminning to go back to programming. Next time they ask, I'll just point them to story id 104740 on /.

  196. Use encrypted disks/files for password storage by ChrisDolan · · Score: 1

    MacOS X makes it trivial to build a small, encrypted disk image. Make up a strong password for that image, store passwords in -rw------- text files on that image and you're set. As long as you unmount the disk image after each use, it's pretty easy and modestly safe. Using a technique like this, I make up a semi-random password for *every* computer, website, maillist, etc that I access. The three or four most sensitive passwords (GPG passphrase, etc) don't go in there, though. Those stay only in my head.

    A nice alternative is Secret! for PalmOS which, similarly, encrypts a simple text file.

  197. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by iangoldby · · Score: 1

    I'm on a different computer :-)

  198. users hate passwords by johnrpenner · · Score: 1


    most users hate passwords -- its just one more useless piece of information they resent having to remember in order to get things done.

    for example, i was trying to migrate my dad from mac OS9 to OSX, and he refused to use OSX because it required a login whereas OS9 didn't - in his home situation, it was just an extra impediment standing between him and using the machine to geth things done. of course, i set the auto-login feature for him, but the passwords fundamentally annoy him.

    he complained that as far as he was concerned that he already had a password for his email, and adding a second password on top of that for a login (what!? a password to turn the machine on -- i don't want it!) was just going from bad to worse. so i reminded him that if he gets email, he already uses a password, and with the keychain, he would still need to remember only one password for the login, and the email would pick-up off the keychain -- meaning that his password load would not double as he feared.

    he still refuses to to switch to OSX from OS9, 'because of all those #$%#$% permission passwords -- why can't i just get at my own hard disk in my own house!?' -- to a geek on the internet, the necesity of passwords is clear. but for the average home user they're just a pain that gets in the way.

    john penner
    (toronto).

  199. Thank's for the cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you could create a password that consists of:
    up right right f7 f2 other random chars F2 down left


    Thanks for the cheat.

    Would that give you unlimited caffeine, and excellent karma?

    I've got a cheat that turns off periodic crashing in Windows 98:

    up right down down left left left up up up enter

    The timing is important. Let me know if it works.

    1. Re:Thank's for the cheat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a cheat that turns off periodic crashing in Windows 98:
      up right down down left left left up up up enter
      The timing is important. Let me know if it works.


      Hey, 1998 called, they want their operating system released on schedule.

  200. Ah, but you forget! by matrix0f8h · · Score: 1

    My voice is my passport!

  201. Passwords will be eliminated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Passwords will be abolished. Each site will prompt you with randomly generated text, which you will encrypt with your private key, and return to the server.

    Then they know it's you, and you never have to remember any silly passwords.

  202. Trickle not Cycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The passwords don't cycle back to the top - they drop off the bottom when they've been used as the 'chocolate password.'

  203. Personal Info by illuminatedwax · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a bit off-topic, but a friend of mine had an account at a bank that would only allow you to access your information if you could answer a particular question. You could set the question and answer to whatever you wanted. His question was:
    "What are you wearing?"

    His response?

    "I don't think that's an appropriate question."

    --Stephen

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    Did you ever notice that *nix doesn't even cover Linux?
  204. Tired of those zip attachments needing a password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to open. Why can't my support|itstaff|it people send me this e-mail notification without a god***mned password!

  205. this just in... by iamhassi · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "According to a recent survey, more than 69.6% of people don't answer polls. Over a third of the people surveyed love answering polls, and most indicated that they were fed up with having to take polls at all. Over 10% of those surveyed were not available for comment at the time of the poll."

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  206. lol computer users revolting against the computers ;)

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    Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
  207. 70% of people.. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    would also lie a little white lie you couldn't check if you offered them anything for it.

    the rest would just think that the candy bar sucks. ..and in other news people would like to be able to leave their houses unlocked and the car keys into the car.

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    world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
  208. What would you expect... by MediumFormat · · Score: 1

    The country that gave the world Tellytubbies is far too busy to be bothered with such trivialities! God Save the Queen's account... or better yet, get access yourself with a Hershey's Bar!

  209. Gator! by iLEZ · · Score: 1

    Try Gator! :)

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    You cant fight in here, its a war room!
  210. what percentage gave their REAL password for choc? by hansreiser · · Score: 1

    If they didn't test the passwords, maybe the public is smarter than the pollster? ;-)

  211. candy hacking by Martin+Maciaszek · · Score: 1

    Forget social hacking. Now we have candy hacking!

  212. Most passwords don't protect anything by Lulu+of+the+Lotus-Ea · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'd gladly give up my password to many sites for a bar of chocolate. I'd be getting a great deal. Heck, I'll tell you all now: it's "password"... or sometimes if the sites use a dictionary check, I'll go for "password1".

    A whole lot of the places I visit protect absolutely nothing of significance to me with their password. As in, maybe I can select a color scheme for a site, or similar. And for a lot of those, I know perfectly well I'll never go back to a site; I just have to do a one-time transaction. Exactly how concerned am I supposed to be that "hackers" might change my color scheme on a news website. Actually, a lot are even worse than that--like commercial newspapers (NYT and friends): I can't even change a color scheme, they just insist on me giving them demographic info. But it's a one way thing, you can't see or change it after "registration." Even if crackers -could- change how old the NYT thinks I am, why do I care about that exacty?

    Opinions of security are probably harmed by the overuse of security measures where there is self-evidently no reason to have them. Casual users get in the habit of thinking passwords are just a nuisance... even when the -do- something significant.

    1. Re:Most passwords don't protect anything by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Heck, I'll tell you all now: it's "password"... or sometimes if the sites use a dictionary check, I'll go for "password1".

      Woohoo! /me heads over to /users.pl

      Time to get me a 4-digit UID!
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  213. Having fun with passwords :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At one of my jobs, we had a sysadmin who was an absolute nazi and treated everyone with extreme disdain, even though he was a clueless retard.

    When I had to turn over my old pc to him, he asked me to make sure I clearly labelled my password as I was going on vacation. I attached a PostIt which said -

    "Password: there is no password"

    Of course, as you should've guessed, that phrase *was* the password. The poor schmuck struggled with it for a week before someone put him out of his misery!

  214. here's mine for free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hpnon9d8

  215. If it isnt news, you already knew about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Voice Print ID is just plain stupid. I enjoy typing passwords

    1. Re:If it isnt news, you already knew about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please elaborate on your ill-informed, idiotic and unsubstantiated claim. I will now explin why you are SO wrong:

      1. Voice Print ID is unique. No two human beings have the same pattern match and even someone who is a good mimic cannot mask the enharmonics that are specific to their vocal chords.
      2. Recordings of a person's voice cannot fool a well implemented voice ID system. A recording will have, at best, an accoustically distorted version of the user's voice. There is a BIG difference between the air being disturbed by the cone of a speaker vs. the propulsion of air through one's vocal chords and mouth.
      3. Formant checking. The function of the mouth is a filter which modifies the sound produced by the vocal chords. This filter has certain formant qualities that a loudspeaker CANNOT reproduce.

      Vocie print ID, if it is well implemented, is infallable. Passwords are archaic and a legacy of the world when the printed page was still king. That age is ending. Welcome to the 21st century, dolt.

    2. Re:If it isnt news, you already knew about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recordings of a person's voice cannot fool a well implemented voice ID system.

      So far as you know. I think the technology to create a speaker that moves air like a human mouth can't be THAT hard to implement. The only reason it doesn't exist is because voice ID isn't pervasive. As soon as it becomes profitable to emulate a human voice accurately enough to fool a computer, someone will find a way to do it. Besides which, a computer still has to process a digital version of those waves, and bits can be copied perfectly.

      Vocie print ID, if it is well implemented, is infallable.

      Nothing is infallible, partially demonstrated by your incorrect spellings of voice and infallible.

  216. I don't trust numbers like these. by MoCycleGeek · · Score: 1

    I am a computer professional so maybe I play the game more than the non-technical. But if someone came to me and offered me a pen (last year) or chocolate for my password, I'd just make one up on the spot and give it to them. It wouldn't do them any good since it would work on anything, and I'd have the chocolate.

    1. Re:I don't trust numbers like these. by moktod · · Score: 1

      This is what I was thinking, until I remembered I HATE CHOCOLATE!

  217. A password generator. by endquotedotcom · · Score: 1

    Thought I'd share this:

    http://mr.unpopular.com/pwgen/

    It's a password generator written in Javascript, which can give you passwords from severely-jumbled to memorable-but-not-from-the-dictionary.

  218. I WANT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My password is "password." Please send me a bar of chocolate. You can find my address when you login to my account.

  219. Chocolate by Hentai · · Score: 1

    [M]ore than 70% of people would willingly give up their computer password in exchange for as little as a bar of chocolate

    So, what would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

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    -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
  220. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how many people were simply bullshitting? the UK seems notorious for bullshitting surveys.

    and how many people would do that, but lie about their password? or promptly change it?

  221. It depends on the value of the information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    • You want my private PGP key? Not a chance.
    • You want my financial password? Forget it.
    • You want root on my home server? You can't afford it.
    • You want my cellphone number? I could tell you for US $10,000, but first I'd have to kill you.
    • You want the password I use on Slashdot? $20.
    • You want the password for my login at work? Yeah, you could have that for a chocolate bar.
  222. MOD PARNET UP!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny siht that

  223. sooo.. by Suchetha · · Score: 1

    where do you work then?

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    learn from yesterday, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
    or one out of three ain't bad
  224. Re:Passwords and COMPUTER memory by DonGar · · Score: 1

    I used to have public/private passwords, but that never really fealt like a good solution to me.

    I have eventually started using Password Safe (though there are a dozen tools like it).

    http://passwordsafe.sourceforge.net/

    I remember a couple of account passwords and one long pass phrase. For anything else, I have to open the Password app and copy/paste. The good news is that I have a LOT of distinct passwords that are all randomly generated. The bad news is that I have to have my laptop to do much of anything. And, of course, backups are critical.

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  225. Phonetic Data Hiding by feloneous+cat · · Score: 1

    I can tell you the password I use, but it is unlikely that you will ever type it out right (ah, the advantage of phonetic data hiding). Unlike silly stuff like >
    "Kaan Yoo Heere Mi Mnowe?"

    feloneous

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    IANAL, but I've seen actors play them on TV
  226. What would you do for a Klondike bar? (Family Guy) by NarrMaster · · Score: 1

    Announcer:"Sir, what would you do for a klondike bar?"

    Man:"Um, I don't know...."

    Announcer:"Would you stand on one foot?"

    Man:"I guess..." (stands on one foot)

    Announcer:"Would you act like a monkey?"

    Man:"Yeah..." (makes monkey like sounds)

    Announcer:"Would... would you kill a man?"

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    That's right. All your base.
  227. One admin's bizarre method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For a while, my UNIX admin instructor used to have one of the machines boot strieght to a root prompt on the console. To access the console required unlocking the industrial cabinent.

    I suppose he could have gotten away with locking the root account.

  228. That's nothing I have 27 passwords...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 potatoe,
    2 potatoe,
    3 potatoe,
    4,
    5 potatoe,
    6 potatoe,
    7 potatoe,
    more........now if I can only remember when to use which.

    1. Re:That's nothing I have 27 passwords...... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should spell potato right first.

  229. WORK WANTED: by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
    Will fuck for root.

  230. Don't even need chocolate by Evil+Butters · · Score: 1

    And then there are those who will just give up their passwords or other personal information if someone just plainly asks (without reward). Look at all of the SPAM e-mail's and web sites that portray to be a legitimate company asking for a user's account id and password under the disguise of some sort of account update or maintenance. They may or may not look authentic to the average Joe computer user, but from what I have read, even though these sites and e-mails are usually only up for a short time, they are fairly successful at obtaining information.

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  231. stupid by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    "most indicated that they were fed up with having to use passwords"

    I would be interested if these same people leave their cars running while they step inside a convinience store.

    while( !passwords_difficult_to_remember ){
    if( !exhaustive_to_type ){
    printf( "Hey admin, pwned\n" );
    }else{
    printf( "The money in your bank account stays yours.\n" );
    }
    }

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  232. Re: ascribed value to computer security by IvoryRing · · Score: 1
    Are you actually in IT or just a savvy user that got stuck with "here do this" duty? If it is the second, there is no shame in the error of what you've talked about. Otherwise...

    In a very small business (for my purposes, single server, everyone on it, computer support is a part-time job [could be part of a full-time person's responsibility or it could be 'service contract' or it could be an actual part-time position]) - it's quite unlikely that decent security will be in place, even though it is needed just as much as any other business. With larger companies, there will be lapses as well, but that reality doesn't mean that these issues aren't important. To trot out a tired old horse: Just because everyone else does something stupid doesn't per se make it smart to do the same yourself.

    with no real incidents - let me rephrase this: you probably mean "no known incidents". The error here is the assumption that only known incidents matter. What users consider to be "a real incident" and what actually can cause loss are two very different things. In my book it is an IT responsibility to deal with/anticipate/cover the gap between those two while minimizing the burden placed on users.

    everyone pretty much has equal access anyway Two problems here: First of all, please note the size of the gap between "everyone" and "all current employees of the company". Secondly - it would surprise me to see a company bigger than one person where every employee was truly a peer with a genuine need for equal access (both read and write) to every piece of information in the company.

    if something really needs to be "kept away from prying eyes", it's not going on the file server in the first place - If some data/file meets this requirement then it usually also satifites two other conditions: 1.) complete loss of the data is relatively expensive, and 2.) when the person that usually uses that data is on extended vacation/illness then someone else will need to fill that role. All three of those are very strong reasons why the data should be on a server in the first place (backup, network access, better than workstation-level security).

    Overall, I hear a lot of arguements similar to this: "We haven't had a problem before, why should we go to the effort to accomidate some security?" and the related "We don't have anything that we really need to secure anyway". There are a few very specialized enviroments where state really doesn't matter - where you could have the entire staff running off CD only machines. For just about every other office, it matters.

    Just a handful of things (tasks/files/processes/data/whatever-you-want-to-c all-them) to think about - especially in the context of 'every current employee' vs. 'every human on the planet': payroll, employee reviews, customer payment info, taxes. Nearly every company needs to track (some or all of) these things. Nearly every company must keep these things from being public (readable by everyone on the planet) information. Nearly every company with more than one employee has at least one employee that should not be able to change every single one of those things.

    Given all of that, do you really want to suggest that the lowest common security stance amung all employes is really the responsible approach In many cases?

  233. And all because... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  234. here's a typical IT move... by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Funny

    At my wife's place of work (she's a research scientist for a major university) IT will delete the old passwords, then send out an email informing the employees that their passwords are no longer good and that they need to be changed.

    Of course, to read your email, much less change your password, you need to log in. And you can no longer log in because your password has been deleted. Therefore, no one ever receives the email that their passwords need to be changed, nor could they do anything about it even if informed. Eventually enough people call up IT to ask them what the hell is going on, prompting them to restore the old passwords long enough for everyone to get on, read their mail, and change their password.

    The IT department at her university has pulled this idiocy more than once. In fact, one time they restored the old passwords, everyone dutifully changed them, and then IT deleted the new passwords!

    If ever there was an IT department where it was a requirement to have the word "LOSER" stenciled on one's forehead, this one takes the cake.

    Max

    --
    My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
  235. sure. by bitspotter · · Score: 1

    considering that I could jsut change my password from my mobile faster than some pollster on the street could exploit it, I might, depending on how huingry I was.

    For that matter, how do they know what I gave them was my password? And to what?

  236. Care with language... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A friend of mine is particularly anal when it comes to security."

    Perhaps I'm being too literal, but does anyone else get the shudders thinking about where your friend keeps his car-keys?

  237. secret passwd by phsdv · · Score: 1
    For a while we used a very secret passwd for a shared account. If anyone asked what the passwd was, we would say "it is secret", and we never got a chocolat bar in return :-( It took some people a long time to find out! Others knew immediately.

    But now serious, how safe is it to have base passwd and change a sequence number everytime the sysadm (no offence, i have been one too) thinks you need to change your passwd again?

    At work I use 7 differnet systems that I have to login everyday a few times. Some have the passwd system somehow linked (ldap) but most systems are independend. I am getting SOOOO tired of typing passwds and remembering passwds and having to change the passwd every 6 weeks or so.

    I like to know a good secure system of generating passwds for myself that I can use on all 7 systems. Oh yes, they have to be exactly 8 chars/digits/special_char long...

    thanks

  238. Clickable link by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1
  239. Is MitM really the big problem? by glorf · · Score: 1
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but /. login isn't through SSL

    I always see stuff like this and wonder, why are people more worried about a highly unlikely Man in the Middle attack than the are about there ID and password sitting in the database on the site? Sure slashcode tells me they run it through MD5, but there is no way for me to know that for sure. And there may even be some kind of logging turned on in the web server completely outside of slashcode that catches and logs all requests including POST info somewhere that isn't encrypted.

    I think the more appropriate thing to say is "Correct me if I'm wrong, but people you don't trust run /. So I wouldn't use the same password for /. as for Citibank, etc."
  240. I guess by that logic I should be able to get a by waspleg · · Score: 1

    fair amount of passwords just by asking, (ahem),

    Would you, kind post reader, please reply with with your various passwords and any other related identification needed to access whatever said passwords guard?

    I'd also like a pony, and a million dollars, and to rub britney the right way.

    PS There's milk and cookies in it for you if you're so inclined and travel by reindeer

  241. A bar of tjocolate? hah by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

    "Yea.. so you can make my computer faster? It takes like 15 minutes to boot.."
    "Sure... No problem, just give me a 3 minutes." (I so have forgotten how slow 56K modems are, so it took a bit longer)
    *Cleaning out the system, leave the comp while it downloads*
    *Screen saver pops up, get prompted by login-screen*

    "Um, what's your password? I can't get in otherwise to finish up"
    "It's *******, oh no.. that's my hotmail.. um *****, no that's the other account. Oh there.. It's just my name on that login thing."
    "mhmh.. that seems to work."

    --
    I think we can keep recursing like this until someone returns 1
  242. Is it accurate? by swordfishBob · · Score: 1

    Ok, thanks for the chocolate. Now here it is:

    dontbestupidimnotgivingyoutherealpassword

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    -- All your bass are below two Hz
  243. I dont know my passwords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, really, I dont. I only know the first part of all my passwords (the same for all), and the second part is random characters, which I have it on my website and on a saved email.
    Whenever I need a password, I have to look it up.

  244. Strange analogy... Re:Unfair survey... by hacksoncode · · Score: 1
    I frequently give out my credit card number in exchange for a chocolate bar... why, just the other day I walked into Safeway, picked up a chocolate bar, proceeded to the checkout counter, plopped down my credit card, and to my amazement, they let me walk out with it for no more than my signature on a piece of paper...


    The issue is people stupidly trusting random individuals of whom they don't have any way to really determine the trustworthiness.

  245. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by k3y · · Score: 1

    IIRC nowadays fingerprint readers are set up to allow access with any one of at least two fingers, in case you cut your finger or something, and one "panic" finger which sets off an alarm in case you are forced against your will to open/access the system.

  246. My password by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is "elevatoroperator". Give me candy.

  247. I use my Palm to store all my passwords by burbilog · · Score: 1
    Palm (or any other handheld) is ideal solution, at least for us, techs. But for users it would be better to come up with USB keys instead of passwords. Insert it, get accces. Remove it, disconnect. Software DO exist. Any cheap USB keychain will do the trick. Just make users responsible for the key (i.e. if they loose the key they have to pay for the new one).

    Unfortunately my boss refused this idea saying that it would be too expensive to build such infrastructure in our 500+ computers network...

  248. Like passwords for chocolate by internic · · Score: 1

    How did they pass up a chance for an article name like that?

    --
    "You call it a new way of thinking; I call it regression to ignorance!" -- Operation Ivy
  249. umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he hasn't gotten what he wanted in the first 30 days, then why can't he look over your shoulder again?

    Or better yet, lift up your mousepad and get the new password without the risk of shoulder surfing.

  250. security story by SamSim · · Score: 1

    I worked in the computing departmant of a reasonably big company a few summers ago. I was new, and only there for three weeks, and 18 years old, so they never got around to getting me an ID card or indeed a magnetic access card. However, I was hanging around the computer room mostly so people knew who I was at least.

    For some reason we were then asked to go around every computer in the company - which is spread over a (physically) very large site - and update certain settings in Outlook. (Don't look at me, I don't run this company.) Now this happened on dress-down Friday so I wasn't wearing a shirt and tie, just jeans and a t-shirt. When we got to Marketing - where I'd never been before - the guy who was helping me said "you take that end of the corridor, I'll take this end", and we split up.

    So there was me - a complete stranger, a random kid wearing everyday clothes, no identification, no access pass, no supervisor, asking four or five marketing ladies to let me spend five minutes adjusting some settings on their computers. And they happily let me.

    I'm told things have tightened up more recently.

  251. Most fed up with passwords? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > and most indicated that they were fed up with having to use passwords

    Most are fed up with passwords? Passwords don't protect me from spam overdoses. Passwords don't protect me from having to update Windows XP for security holes (home user) every few months. Passwords don't protect me from having to run AdAware and SpyBot and other things every few days.

    I can't imagine why people are fed up with passwords.

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  252. Object lesson needed, methinks... by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 1
    As we learned in Econ 101, it probably comes down to value. Most people do not ascribe value to computer security; they see it as "something the IT guys make us do."
    There have been times when I've been severely tempted to do some easily repairable damage to try to get the message through to these lusers. Only the fact that I like where I work has held me back...
  253. Any one else think of "Strange Brew"? It's a Jelly by harmonics · · Score: 1

    You know the scene, where Bob and Doug bribe the receptionist with a Jelly Donut.

    "Go on, go on.."

    "It's my last one."

    "Go on! eh."

    "Here you go, it's a Jelly..."

  254. Security: Not in my Job Description! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Always a laugh-riot when security consultants want employees (specifically me) to abide by unusual rules for "company security". Sorry, security is YOUR job, not mine! You may have convinced the CEO to distribute a memo entitled, "security is everyone's job", but hell I change my work habits to abide by your ideals. If I feel my work is more productive by keeping my computer running with no passwords, then you'd better lock down your servers more tightly. My favorite is the "workers should never hold the door open for people to enter the building" policy. Um, screw you! You're not deciding that I'm going to be a rude asshole especially when I'm not even into work yet. You want door security? Make physical barriers and hire a security guard. You want computer security? Lock down the terminals and hire network security to maintain them. Don't count on me, Joe, because it ain't my job!

  255. My own solution to this: by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Passwords -- plural -- is the real problem here.

    I bet users could be bothered to remember and not tell anyone a particular single password.

    I bet that end users are better at this than most geeks (who would trade it for sex).

    One possible solution that I wrote up is here. The paper is very arrogantly and somewhat foolishly written, but I wouldn't change anything about the implementation ideas -- except that I would actually implement it, because it doesn't look like much work, and is mostly patches to other projects.

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  256. Re:does this surprise anyone? it's not a fingerpri by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    What need is there for iris scan, when I have to have OTP?

  257. Easy! by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    implement good password ageing policies so his password changes regularly, and use complex passwords. then insist he keeps the backup password tatooed on his arm up to date. you could probably buy a robotic tatooing machine for the IT department.

  258. Re: Password Mnemonic by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    so your password is IagmuplMafasHIadifGAnnito? Forget the password, how do you remember that mnemonic?
    "I'm a geeky messed-up plywood-licker.
    My aardvark fondles attic stairs.
    However, I am debasing inexpensive furniture.
    Giving Anita naughty nighties is terribly optimistic."
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    Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
  259. Re: ascribed value to computer security by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Actually, yes, I am in I.T. and have been working in the field for 14+ years now.

    I never said that I neglected to put security measures in place, as part of the server migration. My point was, everything ran just fine without it for years and years - so the alarmist attitude some I.T. folks might take upon seeing this seems a little "over the top".

    Furthermore, I think that sometimes, I.T. admins feel like the security permissions and account restrictions they apply serve as the only safeguard preventing employees from committing corporate crimes (leaking proprietary information, for example, or editing documents they're not supposed to have authority to change). In reality, I suspect that these only provide mild stumbling blocks to those bent on breaking company rules and/or the law.

    Unless you've gone to the extremes of such things as fingerprint identification for logins, it's just not that difficult to obtain someone else's password in a small business. Social engineering gets people right past most account restriction/security rights issues.

    Lastly, even though a Win2K or NT server may have permissions set for "everyone" to have full control, that doesn't automatically imply that "anyone on the planet" could really go in and access those files. If the firm was using wireless networking, I'd say "Yes, that's a big potential issue." If they didn't have a firewall in place, again, I'd agree that it's a real issue. In this case, they did have a firewall proeprly set up and they had no wi-fi devices in use, which helped minimize their risk.

  260. It's a matter of ease of use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most users understanding isn't much more than click the pretty [w] and that launches my "operating system". Quite obviously these people don't understand why they would need a password...they can't comprehend that someone might know more than them.
    As for my experiences I come in to contact with plenty of computers that are currently sitting unattended while logged on to a very fuctional user account.

  261. Some people really do give them up for sex... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people give away their passwords without even realizing it. For example, if they sign up for access to an adult site, there are lots of people willing to try hacking those sites. Once a hacker has figured out your username/password, they publish it to a website somewhere.

    As most people wouldn't use their work email to sign up for adult sites, and because people also don't bother to used different usernames and passwords for their email logins, you can often log into their yahoo or hotmail account (and soon maybe even gmail accounts). Then they have email receipts with their credit card numbers and addresses and such--the potential for a malicious threat suddenly becomes very real and very costly.

    Moral of the story: Use different passwords for different levels of security.

  262. Seinfeld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darn, I locked myself out of the office again, oh well, I'm going home.

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