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  1. Re:Can I get a research grant? on Ancient Campfires Led To the Rise of Storytelling · · Score: 1

    The next logical step is to research the story-telling of people drinking heavily at a bar.

    But you've got to research it while drinking heavily, so you'll understand the stories from the perspective of the intended audience.

  2. Re:It's got to be biological on Ancient Campfires Led To the Rise of Storytelling · · Score: 1

    I could introduce you to a couple of blind people that I know...

    Though I think that for one of them, staring intently into a campfire might have been a contributor.

    I have a little scar in one eyebrow where my younger brother poked me with a hot coathanger while toasting marshmallows at the beach. I'm about half an inch from being blind in one eye due to a campfire.

  3. Re:The campfire gave rise to two things on Ancient Campfires Led To the Rise of Storytelling · · Score: 1

    Many, many tales in many religious traditions are simply oral histories, eventually written down. There's quite a bit of good history there, both in stories at least "inspired by real events", and fairly accurate representations of customs and values of ancient peoples.

    They also tend to contain a lot of superstition, prejudice, ignorance, outright nonsense, and religious/social/political spin.

    (Just like secular literature.)

  4. Re:The campfire gave rise to two things on Ancient Campfires Led To the Rise of Storytelling · · Score: 1

    That second link has been posted here recently enough that my browser still shows it as visited. It *uttterly* failed to support the claims of the person who posted it, leaving the impression that they hadn't actually read it. Or maybe read it and didn't understand it. Or maybe read it and understood it, but thought they could get away with misrepresenting it. Who knows...

    In your case... uhm... what claim about history, religion, or ghost stores do you think it supports? Merely posting a link doens't win a vague argument, nor does it make your personal beliefs real.

  5. Re:MAD on US Revamping Its Nuclear Arsenal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    MAD prevented WWIII. I don't care whether the people who build them or the people who authorize their construction are corrupt, or worship a giant statue of a sexually aroused Beelzebub, the fact is that we are kept largely secure from would be Napoleons, Hitlers and Stalins by the mere fact that these weapons exist.

    Hitler would have pushed the button just before he pulled the trigger.

    MAD only works when all the owners of knukes are reasonably sane.

  6. Re:When is too soon? on Who Is Buried In the Largest Tomb Ever Found In Northern Greece? · · Score: 4, Funny

    How long do they have to be dead before we dig them up and take their stuff?

    1 / expected value of loot to be found.

  7. Re:Who is buried on Who Is Buried In the Largest Tomb Ever Found In Northern Greece? · · Score: 0

    "So where are you fom, Utah Johnny Montana?"
    "Idaho."

  8. Alexander on Who Is Buried In the Largest Tomb Ever Found In Northern Greece? · · Score: 1

    I recently read a hypothesis that the purported relic bones of St. Mark in the San Marco cathedral (Venice), which were smuggled out of Alexandria, are actually the bones of Alexander.

    I don't suppose they'd be eager to allow a DNA test.

  9. See... on US Rust Belt Manufacturing Rebounds Via Fracking Boom · · Score: 0

    There's an upside to all the earthquakes and poisoned water supplies!

  10. That's odd... on Tesla Plans To Power Its Gigafactory With Renewables Alone · · Score: 3, Funny

    I figured they would power it with hype on Slashdot.

  11. Re:al Qaeda ep. 2: this time it's... still "terror on New US Airstrikes In Iraq Intended to Protect Important Dam · · Score: 2

    I think this is a simple case of "you break it, you buy it".

  12. Wow, two on the same day! on Newly Discovered 60-foot Asteroid About To Buzz By Earth · · Score: 1

    Or is the same asteroid making two passes?

  13. Re:Yes on Should Cyborgs Have the Same Privacy Rights As Humans? · · Score: 1

    "Sorry, my dear Intelligent Kneecap. We've had good times together, but now you know aye too much!"
    *BLAM*BLAM*BLAM*
    [Drags rest of self away from crime scene.]

  14. Re:Why? on Alibaba's US IPO Could Top $20 Billion · · Score: 1

    'cause they aren't getting our money fast enough yet?

    Re #2, Teh Beeb or someone on the telly said that the IPO was already for a front company, 'cause foreigners aren't allowed to own Chinese companies.

    Also said some potential investors are shy because it's not clear whether / how long China will tolerate the kind of workaround set up for the IPO.

  15. Re:, , , and his 40 thieves on Alibaba's US IPO Could Top $20 Billion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You beat me to it, 'cause I paused to look it up. He was a woodcutter, not the thieves' leader. The wanted to kill him because he knew how to get their treasure.

    Not that that version of the story is particularly reasurring for an IPO either...

  16. Re:But of course! on The Argument For a Hypersonic Missile Testing Ban · · Score: 1

    s/customer/consumer/

  17. But of course! on The Argument For a Hypersonic Missile Testing Ban · · Score: 1

    All missiles have civilian applications: governments can use them to blow up civilians, and malcontent citizens who can get their hands on the can use them to blow up governments.

    And other governments are always there to provide missiles to the malcontents.

  18. Re:Stop Making Up Words! on Reno Selected For Tesla Motors Battery Factory · · Score: 2

    Dude he can call it "cucumber" if he wants as long as it creates actual STEM jobs in North America.

    Once it's built it will probably only employee low-paid assembly line workers and some managers.

    (Which isn't STEM, but may still be an improvement on the way the USA has been hedded for the past few decades.)

  19. Re:Stop Making Up Words! on Reno Selected For Tesla Motors Battery Factory · · Score: 1

    WTF is a "gigafactory?"

    A factory that makes giants.

  20. Re:Well that's a relief on Reno Selected For Tesla Motors Battery Factory · · Score: 1

    Anyone can get a sweetheart deal in Nevada. Microsoft and Amazon are already firmly established their.

    Nevada's economy is so weak that there was once serious consideration of reverting its rushed statehood.

  21. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But dealing with reality is very logical.

    If you don't want people to see pictures of you naked, don't take the pictures.
    And if you do, don't put them on a computer.
    And if you do, don't put them on a computer on the internet.
    And if you do, don't put them on someone else's computer on the internet.

    If they're out there, someone is going to get them.

  22. disingenious on First US Appeals Court Hears Arguments To Shut Down NSA Database · · Score: 5, Insightful

    lawyers for the federal government argued that provisions within the Patriot Act that legalize mass surveillance without warrants have already been carefully considered and approved by all three branches of government

    Two of which are irrelevant for deciding constitutionally.

    And if a higher court has already agreed that what they are using the Patriot Act to justify is constitutional, they need merely cite the case. Otherwise they're just trying to blow smoke up the judges' asses. Or arguing that Appeals Courts' opinions don't matter.

    (I wouldn't think either was a good strategy for an argument in an Appeals Court, but maybe they think Appeals Courts' judges are stupid.)

  23. "Phony" cell towers? on Mysterious, Phony Cell Towers Found Throughout US · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this article some kind of joke I don't quite get?

  24. Re:not surprised on Researchers Say Neanderthals Created Cave Art · · Score: 1

    I suspect people put too much emphasis on brain evolution as an explanation for technological innovation. Think how slow innovation would be coming now if the world population was 50,000 and we didn't have writing.

    Our ancestors of maybe 10,000 years ago had a material culture closer to the apes than to us, but we probably hyaven't changed much during that period.

  25. Probably I should learn to spell it, but if you got a laugh out of it, more power to you.