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  1. 'race' on Earthstation 5 Claimed to be Malware · · Score: 1

    And what exactly is a "distinct race"? It sure as hell isn't a genetic difference.

  2. Homosexual necrophilia in mallard ducks on Ig Nobel Awards 2003 · · Score: 4, Funny

    There was also a study of sado-masochistic bestial necrophilia by jockeys, but it turned out the researcher was just flogging a dead horse.

  3. this.instanceVariable on How Were You Fired? · · Score: 1

    I'd just like to point out that prefixing every instance variable with "this." is a commonly recommended practice. It's one of the things mentioned in "The Elements of Java Style".

    Hungarian Notation, on the other hand, is a piece of idiotic crap used by C programmers to make up for a brain-dead type system. It's completely unnecessary in Java.

  4. Not offending western media on Why Are Japanese-Developed Games Less Popular? · · Score: 1

    I'm amused when game developers manage to sneak one by the censor.

    For example, I'm playing "Golden Sun" on Game Boy Advance, and the teenage female character just got some "armor" which consists of a Geisha-type robe. One of her attacks is to open the robe, reducing the enemy's chance to attack by distracting him. He gets surrounded by little heart symbols. So now I have a teenage girl who distracts giant gorillas by sexually arousing them... Oh yeah, that's an "E for everyone" game all right.

    Also, when playing "Ape Escape 2", all the monkeys have names. I laughed when I found one called "Spank"... That was probably the UK translator's doing, though.

  5. The way the list works on Direct Marketing Execs Sign Up for Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 1

    From my point of view, the way the list works is that if anyone I don't know calls me trying to sell me stuff, I no longer have to feel the slightest bit of guilt about being as malicious and abusive towards them as I can possibly be via a phone line.

  6. Re:I hope this works... on Arcade ROMs for Download, Legally · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and I bet the one bad company's name is going to start with an 'N'.

  7. Yup, SYSV is dead on SCO Derides GPL, Will Revoke SGI's UNIX License · · Score: 2, Troll

    It's a shame, I prefered many aspects of SYSV design to BSD... but now, there's no way I'd ever build anything on SYSV.

  8. Entity beans on Should A High-Profile Media Website Abandon Java? · · Score: 1

    Interesting. I've been learning J2EE this year, and I concluded pretty early on that Entity Beans seemed like a massive waste of time, a good way to increase complexity with very little gain over just encapsulating the SQL. Glad to hear I wasn't missing some fundamental benefit of entity beans.

  9. Re:Heaven forbid C++ should be used on Should A High-Profile Media Website Abandon Java? · · Score: 1

    Cut it out, Bjarne.

  10. Re:Earth & Beyond on Why Online Gaming Isn't As Fun As It Should Be · · Score: 1

    Earth & Beyond sounds like exactly the sort of game I'd like to play.

    Except I'd have to buy Windows to do it. Oh well.

    Anyway... if a game is set up to reward killing other people, which is the ultimate in asshole behavior, then it seems a bit strange to complain that all the other players are assholes. Now, if the players in a cooperative game were mean-spirited and rude, that would be worthy of discussion.

  11. Re:Online vs. live. And the "fair shake". on Why Online Gaming Isn't As Fun As It Should Be · · Score: 1

    I haven't even tried Diablo online, because everything I heard suggested that it was full of bored teenagers wanting to kill other players.

    It's not bad as a single-player graphical Nethack, though...

  12. Re:This is good news on Perl 5.8.1 Released · · Score: 1
    Python has become my scripting language of choice over the last 2 years. Does that mean I have a problem?

    Only if you have a different prefered tab size to other people, and try to share code with them.

  13. ISO 216 joke on Amazon to Take on Google? · · Score: 1

    A9, or 37x52mm as it's also known.

    Darl McBride to start a search engine called Foolscap.

  14. A scholarly look at Uranus on New Moon System Around Uranus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, there's nothing funny about Uranus. let's forget the childish humor and take a serious, scholarly look at Uranus. To many people it's just a giant cloud of gas where the sun doesn't shine, but those of us who are enthusiastic about Uranus know that it has many secrets.

    Surprising as it may seem, we don't have all that many photographs of Uranus. Yes, the Pioneers sent back pictures of Uranus, lots of them. But there are very few images that are high enough resolution and quality to show the faint rings around Uranus. Perhaps the excitement around these new moons will give us the excuse we need to take another long, hard look at Uranus.

    Even if you have no idea how to find Uranus, you can still appreciate its unusual configuration. Scientists still don't understand why Uranus is tilted sideways. Also, while we know what's near the surface, we still aren't sure of the exact chemical mixture deep inside Uranus. Are the moons stable, or are they spiraling into Uranus?

    With so much to learn, we must hope that NASA will probe the depths of Uranus soon. Yes, there are many technical issues that will need to be resolved, and problems to be faced--but we put men on the moon, and I'm sure that given sufficient motivation, NASA's engineers can lick Uranus too.

    Oh, and yes, the size comparisons are silly, but can you think of a more sensible unit of size than San Francisco for an object in the vicinity of Uranus?

  15. "incredibly easy, conceptually simple" on New Moon System Around Uranus · · Score: 3, Funny

    I downloaded the "incredibly easy, conceptually simple" description in the PDF file.

    Now I remember why I switched to computer science. *sigh*

  16. Re:Hopeful! on Doctor Who Comeback · · Score: 1

    Ah, so *you're* the other Colin Baker fan.

  17. $#doctors on Doctor Who Comeback · · Score: 1

    Interesting that even the BBC miss Michael Jayston from the list of Doctors in that article.

  18. Re:Hmph... on New Anti-Swap CDs Hit Shelves · · Score: 1

    I'm not taking anything. Everyone who had the music before has the music afterwards.

  19. Can we PLEASE get HP to build more 16Cs? on Recommendations for RPN Calculators? · · Score: 1

    I'd buy a second 16C if HP started making them again, so I could have one for the office and one for home.

  20. Re:Why is the mass media not all over this???? on Diebold Audit Released, BlackBoxVoting.Org Shut Down · · Score: 2, Informative
    As it is now, even the people who are not popular with the media moguls get to be heard because they can spend money, and the media are forced to sell them ads.

    You're full of it. Adbusters have repeatedly had their ads refused by major media corporations, even though they were prepared to pay the going rate. The media said they would not run the ads for any price. So even if you have money, the current system doesn't necessarily give you a voice.

  21. Re:Radiohead - Hail To The Copy Protection on New Anti-Swap CDs Hit Shelves · · Score: 1

    My copy was a completely unprotected regular CD. (USA.)

  22. Re:Hmph... on New Anti-Swap CDs Hit Shelves · · Score: 1
    Copyright law gives them control over distribution and price BY DEFINITION. No one is forcing you to buy their over priced product. At the same time, a high price does not give you the right to pirate.

    It's not a matter of price. I only wish to buy music on CD. If the record company won't sell it on CD, or in some format I can burn to a regular audio CD, then I won't buy it--I'll copy it instead and make my own CD.

    I have no moral problem with making something that a company won't sell me. If they change their mind and start selling it, I get rid of my copy and buy a legit one.

    (Yes, really. I had a bootleg copy of "Warp" by New Musik. Finally, Sony Japan released it on CD, so I ordered an import copy.)

  23. Re:Solving your Futurama indexing problems on Do You Need More Space for Your Media Needs? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I bet those are primo quality archival DVD-Rs that'll still read fine in ten years.

  24. Re:Formatting on Is There An OS On My Hard Drive? · · Score: 1

    Yes, but RedHat makes creating a non-root user part of the install process, as do most other sensible distributions.

  25. Re:What happens to the world.. on EU Parliament Approves Software Patents · · Score: 1

    Both of those sound exactly like the kind of research projects done at major Universities around the world.