User: ozduo

I've secured my desktop

On: Snowden Leaks Prompt Internet Users Worldwide To Protect Their Data

By wrapping it in tinfoil!

Re:Short sighted

On: Forbes Blasts Latests Windows 7 Patch as Malware

you yanks didn't defeat Hitler the russians did that, you guys just took the credit!

Re:We need communism

On: Job Postings Offer Clues to Future of Google Fiber

No we need a dictator ME!

beware of thirsty martians

On: Curiosity's Mars Crater Was Once a Vast Lake

or worse ones with full bladders!

what would be neat

On: Pizza Hut Tests New "Subconscious Menu" That Reads Your Mind

is a poster of different sex positions an app on google glass and a partner to try it out on (that would be the difficult part)

I bet the spoof e-mails were about

On: Cyber Ring Stole Secrets For Gaming US Stock Market

the latest Rolex! Ha Ha

Re:There is no such thing as dark matter

On: Physicists Identify Possible New Particle Behind Dark Matter

Then what is it that keeps stealing one of my socks?

what happened to obscurity

On: Vulnerabilities Found (and Sought) In More Command-Line Tools

Linux is getting too popular and too targeted!

Netflix what's that?

On: JavaScript and the Netflix User Interface

I'm from OZ we have no alternative but pirating everything!

android must be doing something right

On: Google Releases Android 5.0 Lollipop SDK and Nexus Preview Images

because no one says it sucked!

Re:Clearly Western Interference

On: Pro-Democracy Websites In Hong Kong Targeted With and Serving Malware

thanks for agreeing, please mod me up.

Re:Clearly Western Interference

On: Pro-Democracy Websites In Hong Kong Targeted With and Serving Malware

please give me citation of a country where Democracy brought freedom to the masses.

An ex CIA man who says he is honest

On: Former Department of Defense Chief Expects "30 Year War"

and he expects us to believe him!

looks like this poster is a fan of OIL RUSH

On: US Navy Develops Robot Boat Swarm To Overwhelm Enemies

http://oilrush-game.com/

all life has some sort of intelligence

On: Is an Octopus Too Smart For Us To Eat?

even carrots think! So lets ban eating everything except air!

quick everyone board the escape craft

On: US Scientists Predict Long Battle Against Ebola

Then nuke earth from outer space!

it's a blueprint

On: New Computer Model Predicts Impact of Yellowstone Volcano Eruption

for terrorists to plant a low yield bomb in Yellowstone and get a high yield result!

Australia rocks

On: Australia Repeals Carbon Tax

we eat carbon for breakfast and fart CO2 all day long

if any of my workmates sexual harras me

On: Sexual Harassment Is Common In Scientific Fieldwork

I'll stop giving them blow jobs!

on the mark 2 version the sensor is attached

On: Take a Picture Just By Thinking About It, Using Google Glass With MindRDR App

to your penis, as that's where glassholes brains are!

did they

On: Cassini's Space Odyssey To Saturn

discover Unobtanium?

not true

On: Fixing Faulty Genes On the Cheap

genes with holes cut in them are always more expensive in the places I shop

great. now lets remove the ban on

On: Federal Judge Rules US No-fly List Violates Constitution

Taking weapons onto the plane

Re:I'm going outside right now to plant a tree

On: Study: Deforestation Depletes Fish Stocks

No I'll plant a macadamia tree. Nuts with a hard shell sort of sums up the Co2 climate controversy

I'm going outside right now to plant a tree

On: Study: Deforestation Depletes Fish Stocks

then lay beside it to slit my throat!