User: ozduo

stop using drugs

On: Ask Slashdot: Best Tools For Dealing With Glare Sensitivity?

after a couple of months your irises will function properly.

"Z" is only popular

On: Scrabble Needs a New Scoring System

to Americans who can't spell properly. english spellers rarely use it

don't the

On: Hands On With Redbox Instant

Chinese bury people in red boxes?

You could eat it twice

On: Dean Kamen Invents Stomach Pump For Dieters

and much easier to digest a second time, well camels do it!

Of course

On: Death of Printed Books May Have Been Exaggerated

there are still candle makers in existence.

Seriously

On: Adobe and Apple Didn't Unit Test For "Forward Date" Bugs. Do You?

we need an accurate method of identifying and solving these future bugs because they are playing havoc with my Tardis!

that's a lot

On: Russian Space Industry To Receive $69 Billion Through 2020

of $100,000 tool bags http://www.space.com/7088-tool-bag-lost-space-meets-fiery.html Or maybe the Russians will buy theirs at a local hardware store

By bet is

On: How To Make PC Gaming Better

that you are looking for standardised cheats!

My brain

On: How the Brain Organizes Everything We See

Puts boobs top of the list

quick

On: Researcher Says the Hawaiian Islands Are Dissolving

better sell them off to some cashed up country while it is still worth something!

missed it

On: Asteroid 2011 AG5 Will Miss Earth In 2040

By that much! agent 99

and

On: All Systems Go For Highest Altitude Supercomputer

was it running windows 8 ?

Wow

On: Instagram: We Won't Sell Your Photos

someone actually bothered to read their terms before they clicked through

I predict

On: Wozniak's Predictions For 2013: the Data Center, Mobility and Beyond

That in the next two weeks there will be hundreds of inept predictions, wishful thinking, and a couple of accurate predictions.

Yes

On: The State of In-Flight Wi-Fi

and please pay the stewardess $19.95 for the password!

Jobs for humans

On: Is Technology Eroding Employment?

will include domestic duties for our robot overlords

what is BPI short for

On: BPI Threatens To Sue the UK Pirate Party Over Proxy

Big pricks incorporated

sign me up

On: Bitcoins Join Global Bank Network

for a bitcoin card. I'll transfer my Visa debt right away plus my mastercard debt, my Amex debt and all those other cards that offered me money.

edit needed as the location is wrong

On: Swimming Robot Reaches Australia After Record-Breaking Trip

It actually landed "east of Lady Elliot Island." http://www.ladyelliot.com.au/ which is north of Hervey bay and offshore from Bundaberg, Here is the link from the Bundaberg paper intervewing Erik Wilson and Graham Hine and showing a photo of the craft. http://www.news-mail.com.au/news/man-reunited-robot-after-year-apart/1631488/ I can understand why Hervey bay tried to claim the honour because the town inhabitants are jealous of us Bundabergians as our town is so much better than theirs with its perfect climate, proximity to barrier reef islands and relaxed lifestyle. http://ilovebundaberg.com/

so will someone please tell me

On: How the Eurograbber Attack Stole 36M Euros

where I can put my money that's completely safe. Oh and before you bum fetishes tell me where to stick it my roll is too big to fit in there.

so now he is single

On: Star Wars Fans Plan Full-Size Millennium Falcon Replica

he wants kids to come to his place. does this sound perverted to you?

If I've got 7 inches strapped to my head

On: Kickstarted Oculus Rift VR Headset Shipping In March/April

does that make me a dick head?

now I know where that monolith is

On: Study Finds Similar Structures In the Universe, Internet, and Brain

it's in my head!

i'd rather he

On: A Wi-Fi Wardriving Motorbike — With Plans Available

had fitted chuck style rocket launchers

If only my CEO

On: Could Testing Block Psychopaths From Senior Management?

would take advice from the voices in his head then the money I spent building that transmitter was worth it.