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  1. Heads or tails on Microsoft's Goals For Their New Web Rendering Engine · · Score: 3, Funny

    We needed a plan which ensured that our customers have a good experience regardless of whether they browse the head or tail of the Web

    Sounds like a good plan... a lot of people use sites like Tinder and Grindr to find both head and tail.

  2. "...invaded by our robot overlords." on 5 White Collar Jobs Robots Already Have Taken · · Score: 1

    Did you say "overlords"? You meant "protectors": https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  3. Re:10% of all bitcoins on Alleged Bitcoin Scam Leaves Millions Missing · · Score: 1

    assuming BC remains something that is stable and trusted

    And that's a big assumption. As you probably know, it is possible for the supply of something to go steadily downward and for the value to fall as well -- all that has to happen is for demand to fall faster than supply. The more people mistrust Bitcoin and refuse to use it as a medium of exchange, the lower the value goes.

  4. Re:Eve Online in real world on Alleged Bitcoin Scam Leaves Millions Missing · · Score: 2

    Not only that, but remember the old adage: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

  5. Re:10% of all bitcoins on Alleged Bitcoin Scam Leaves Millions Missing · · Score: 1

    I'd say it depends on precisely where those acres of land are. :-)

  6. Re:How is this news? on The Quantum Experiment That Simulates a Time Machine · · Score: 5, Funny

    You keep out of this.

  7. Re:How is this news? on The Quantum Experiment That Simulates a Time Machine · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, no, that was back in January 2015.

  8. Re:How is this news? on The Quantum Experiment That Simulates a Time Machine · · Score: 4, Funny

    And before that, back in January 2015.

  9. Re:I'm not an expert on arithmetic, but... on US Senate Set To Vote On Whether Climate Change Is a Hoax · · Score: 1

    My friends, it is high time for us to put away partisan bickering and just agree that in this great nation, there is room for many opinions on the question of whether 15 is greater than 5, or less than 5, or equal to 5, or even not a number at all. Perhaps we will never know the answer. Perhaps it is up to each of us to decide for ourselves. So it is important that we in the media give equal time to all perspectives on the matter.

    Today I have with me on the panel a Baptist minister, a gun rights activist, pop star Miley Cyrus, and our friend "Carl the Carpenter". Let's start with you, Miley. But first, tell us about your new video...

  10. Re:A Cyrano de Bergerac app on What Will Google Glass 2.0 Need To Actually Succeed? · · Score: 1

    Actually, such an app would be really useful for those people on the autistic spectrum who have difficult reading facial expressions. It could help them tremendously with socialization.

  11. Re:Well first, it has to be unnoticeable. on What Will Google Glass 2.0 Need To Actually Succeed? · · Score: 1

    Agreed, but I'd go even further: it has to be available in so many different styles of frames -- all of which are plausibly "ordinary", and *none* of which are branded as "Google Glass" -- that people simply give up on trying to figure out whether any given eyeglass wearer has Google glass built in.

    Yes, this would open the doors to adoption by a lot of creeps, but it seems pretty inevitable. And the creeps can film you with hidden cameras right now anyway. :-(

  12. Re:Who supports it on Exploring Some Lesser-Known Scripting Languages · · Score: 1

    Plus a million points for referring to the "underscore is understood" mnemonic.

    [applause.gif]

  13. Re:Same old same old? on Meet Flink, the Apache Software Foundation's Newest Top-Level Project · · Score: 1

    A Javascript framework for writing a TODO list app? That's GREAT idea! And I know JUST how to do it! (starts typing)

  14. Re:Agent Smith was Right on Ancient Viruses Altered Human Brains · · Score: 1

    I doff my cap to you sir: that is indeed superior. :-)

  15. Re:Agent Smith was Right on Ancient Viruses Altered Human Brains · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mister Baggins."

    "My name... is BILBO."

  16. Quick, Colonel, change the Twitter password! on US Central Command's Twitter Account Hacked, Filled With Pro-ISIS Messages · · Score: 4, Funny

    This time, try 1-2-3-4-6! That's the new password on my luggage!

  17. Re:In other news on AI Experts Sign Open Letter Pledging To Protect Mankind From Machines · · Score: 1

    Oh, they have that already: see http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/R...

    It's interesting that even posting about Roko's Basilisk may cause great distress to certain individuals on LessWrong, who once tried to suppress it's very existence: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/R...

    Some people familiar with the LessWrong memeplex have suffered serious psychological distress after contemplating basilisk-like ideas — even when they're fairly sure intellectually that it's a silly problem.[5] The notion is taken sufficiently seriously by some LessWrong posters that they try to work out how to erase evidence of themselves so a future AI can't reconstruct a copy of them to torture.[6]

  18. Re:I'd *really* better not go there on Nuclear Waste Accident Costs Los Alamos Contractor $57 Million · · Score: 1

    Speaking of potassium, my favorite part of radioactivity science is the Banana Equivalent Dose:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

  19. Re:I'd *really* better not go there on Nuclear Waste Accident Costs Los Alamos Contractor $57 Million · · Score: 1

    Huh? The submitter didn't make anything up... the quote was clearly from the bottom of this LA Times article, which was their very first link in the summary:

    http://www.latimes.com/nation/...

    The SciAm article is just a relevant reference about plutonium poisoning.

  20. I'd *really* better not go there on Nuclear Waste Accident Costs Los Alamos Contractor $57 Million · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as you don't lick the walls, you can't get any radiation down there.

    I was just in the Wieliczka Salt Mine, and that is literally what I did. :-(

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W...

  21. One interesting side-effect: 3D fakery is harder on 3D Cameras Are About To Go Mainstream · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Photoshopping a single image can be done easily in ways that make the edits virtually undetectable, even for the casual home user. But an amateur attempting to edit two nearly-identical images (e.g., to modify body shapes, or skin tone, or to get rid of unwanted parts of the scene) would almost certainly leave behind inconsistencies that simple image analysis could detect.

    ...Today, that is.

    There will probably be a niche for home-use 3D Photoshop extensions that perform activities like airbrushing, texture duplication, etc. on two images simultaneously in a manner that always results in a clean combination of the two by effectively performing the edits in 3-space. Heck, such technology may already be in use in movie studios that are cranking out 3D movies with live actors that must be composited with generated scenes.

  22. Ok, so it knows Texas Hold'Em... BUT on Researchers "Solve" Texas Hold'Em, Create Perfect Robotic Player · · Score: 2

    ...does it know when to fold 'em? When to walk away? When to run?

  23. Re:Bitcoin Loss on Hackers Steal $5M In Bitcoin During Bitstamp Exchange Attack · · Score: 1

    It's very sane
    Let us explain:
    Your coins remain
    On the blockchain
    In public view
    So carry on!
    No cares for you!
    Aaaaaand... they're gone.
    Burma Shave

  24. Re:Bitcoin Loss on Hackers Steal $5M In Bitcoin During Bitstamp Exchange Attack · · Score: 1

    Hack or fraud
    Gain or lose
    On /r/Bitcoin
    It's all good news
    Burma Shave

  25. Re:Still useful research on Beware Headlines Saying Chocolate Is Good For You · · Score: 1

    There are other properties of very dark chocolate that potentially make it healthy, other than the heat-sensitive flavanols. From U Michigan Med:

    http://www.med.umich.edu/umim/...