Please draw distinctions between webpages with news, mindless link propagation, discussion sites, personal diaries or journals, etc. ... sounds like he's describing/.
It sounds like "nano" is about to become the new prefix of choice. It will be in front of every product in the same way that "e" became popular a couple years ago during the dot com era.
Increase your penis size dramatically with the new...er... nano-penis... ??
Isn't the NSA developing a security enhanced linux? I would look here if I really wanted a secure linux.
It's GREAT... me an all my terrorist^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H friends use it for communicating securely with each other and keeping copies of our hitlists^H^H^H^H^H^H^H porno and stuff... and since it's so secure the NSA will never know!!! we're using their own too against them!!!! we're 1337!!!!!1111.....
from the makers of oracle9i: can't break it, can't break in....... what do you mean it's been broken?... buffer overflows?!?!?!... ladies and gentlemen, apparently you might as well unplug your computer now cuz ur fuX3d...
you're going to pay extra cash to have unreliable components (although tubes do sound much cooler....) put into a system that won't really allow for easy replacement so that you can listen to lossily compressed music (mp3s).... .... where do I sign up?? : )
since I am so original and witty, i must make an obscure geek reference. I, of course will be the only one to come up with this, nevermind the 499 people that did it in front of me...
THE ANSWER IS OF COURSE 42!!
I am so smart you are so stupid.
hey.. fuckass... not all of us sit around and hit reload every three fucking seconds... fucking trolls....
You would have to find a chroot app that had an exploitable buffer overflow problem to begin with. The virus would have to specifically be written to exploit that particular bug in that
particular application. This is non-trivial.
How the fuck is using THIS NON-TRIVIAL... christ.... think!!
yeah... the signal to noise has been taking quite a beating lately... even that which gets modded up to (+3, congrats-you-can-spell) is starting to have a...... 'regurgitated' feel to it
forty bucks would still be pretty damned sweet for what he's talking about... shit... even an order of magnitude or two higher would still be worth it....... . provided you could show me that the laser being used to paint my retina will be suitable for 12-16 hour/day usage... cuz god knows I'd use it that much;)
hmm.... and here I was thinking that I was the only conspiracy theorist around here.......... although.... a good deal of military brass were nixed when the pentagon got nailed... explaining that one away could be kind of tough
A couple cases of that energy drink RedBull, and a shitload of Vodka.... that stuff is amazing when mixed together and keeps you awake longer... so you'll be half-pissed and wide awake; a perfect state for an all nighter:)
or am I the only one who does my best coding when I'm pissed... course that's also the only time I was able to FULLY understand the inner workings of Rijndael and how Galois Fields work.... go figure;)
This past year I've done more coding then I ever thought I'd be able to do. Usually around 13 hours a day of straight C coding I don't have any RSIs... but then again I go to the gym for at least an hour every day (it's great for relieving stress and keeping energy levels up).
I didn't think Canada ever denied it. I'm also not sure that anyone ever asked though;)
all I can say is that a buddy of mine had an opportunity to see it in action and couldn't mention much more... and this was in Canada... if we Canada uses a monitoring technique, you can be damned sure it was the NSA that loaned it to us:)
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Please draw distinctions between webpages with news, mindless link propagation, discussion sites, personal diaries or journals, etc. ... sounds like he's describing /.
Pac-Man's digestive system, amazingly enough, actually utilizes EVERYTHING he eats. No waste is generated.
NO SHIT!
hehheheheeh if only I had mod points...
It sounds like "nano" is about to become the new prefix of choice. It will be in front of every product in the same way that "e" became popular a couple years ago during the dot com era.
Increase your penis size dramatically with the new...er... nano-penis... ??
Isn't the NSA developing a security enhanced linux? I would look here if I really wanted a secure linux.
... me an all my terrorist^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H friends use it for communicating securely with each other and keeping copies of our hitlists^H^H^H^H^H^H^H porno and stuff... and since it's so secure the NSA will never know!!! we're using their own too against them!!!! we're 1337!!!!!1111.... .
It's GREAT
... what a great idea... heh
heheheh, I can see the ads now...
... what do you mean it's been broken?... buffer overflows?!?!?! ... ladies and gentlemen, apparently you might as well unplug your computer now cuz ur fuX3d...
/narrator >
< narrator >
from the makers of oracle9i: can't break it, can't break in....
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you're going to pay extra cash to have unreliable components (although tubes do sound much cooler....) put into a system that won't really allow for easy replacement so that you can listen to lossily compressed music (mp3s) .... . ... where do I sign up?? : )
$ perl -e 'print (100+101)/2;'
it should be
perl -e 'print(100*101)/2;'
since
n
sum i = i(i+1)/2
i=1
since I am so original and witty, i must make an obscure geek reference. I, of course will be the only one to come up with this, nevermind the 499 people that did it in front of me...
THE ANSWER IS OF COURSE 42!!
I am so smart you are so stupid.
hey.. fuckass... not all of us sit around and hit reload every three fucking seconds... fucking trolls....
the answer, as everyone knows, is 42.... (I miss him already :( ..... )
....er wait... wrong computer... sorry, sorry, terribly sorry... dah well, back to monty python
damn.... . . . . . ... .. I'm. .. . . . flabberghasted... an AC beautifully summing the unsummable ..... .. nail... head... you got it
You would have to find a chroot app that had an exploitable buffer overflow problem to begin with. The virus would have to specifically be written to exploit that particular bug in that
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particular application. This is non-trivial.
How the fuck is using THIS NON-TRIVIAL... christ.... think!!
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... oh... so THAT's your problem...
How about some new mod options for Slashdot?
;)
.... hmm... how about
Score:-1,FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T LET IT BREED!!!
.... at the very least it'd be good for modding down the goatse.cx trolls
heh ;)
... ... 'regurgitated' feel to it
yeah... the signal to noise has been taking quite a beating lately... even that which gets modded up to (+3, congrats-you-can-spell) is starting to have a
tha's some pretty [i]sweet[/i] aitchtee'emel u gots thar :) .... it's < and > ... just so you know fo yo nex flame eh?
More than likely they're just trying to get gobs of money from investors... maybe what Cringely's saying is true, but I can't share his enthusiasm
at 15G a pop for DoDs aircraft (fighter and army/army support) I'd say they already have gobs of money, wouldn't you?
forty bucks would still be pretty damned sweet for what he's talking about... shit... even an order of magnitude or two higher would still be worth it..... .. . provided you could show me that the laser being used to paint my retina will be suitable for 12-16 hour/day usage... cuz god knows I'd use it that much ;)
Doesn't even look like a Photoshop job, to me. ... .me neither..... they look auth.. .but it's hard to tell....
...Linux is dying. ... I plan on installing Windows 2000 on each node ... [of] a 500 node beowolf cluster.
sounds to me like it's your wallet that's going to be doing the dying...
not sure why I'm feeding it... oh well...
normally I don't really like trolls but...
I put my porn collection on a couple of Jaz drives and just carry them around. I call them my "jiz disks".
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! You made me spray coke all over my monitor... heheheheheh....
BEST. TROLL. EVER.
hmm.... and here I was thinking that I was the only conspiracy theorist around here... ... .... although.... a good deal of military brass were nixed when the pentagon got nailed... explaining that one away could be kind of tough
A couple cases of that energy drink RedBull, and a shitload of Vodka.... that stuff is amazing when mixed together and keeps you awake longer... so you'll be half-pissed and wide awake; a perfect state for an all nighter :)
;)
or am I the only one who does my best coding when I'm pissed... course that's also the only time I was able to FULLY understand the inner workings of Rijndael and how Galois Fields work.... go figure
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This past year I've done more coding then I ever thought I'd be able to do. Usually around 13 hours a day of straight C coding I don't have any RSIs... but then again I go to the gym for at least an hour every day (it's great for relieving stress and keeping energy levels up).
Maybe there's a connection there??
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I didn't think Canada ever denied it. I'm also not sure that anyone ever asked though ;)
:)
all I can say is that a buddy of mine had an opportunity to see it in action and couldn't mention much more... and this was in Canada... if we Canada uses a monitoring technique, you can be damned sure it was the NSA that loaned it to us
Is there any online games that are going to be MS only?
umm... how about MetalGear Solid X
when that comes out I'll bite the bullet and buy an XBox just for that...
somebody mod this guy up!! This is the FIRST intelligent post I've read on /. ... period..