"Niggers Is Disgusting", as said like a typical Negro and with a Negro tone of voice. But alas, my White background subconsciously prevented me from doing so.
Fuck off, you twat. I hope you fall off a bridge and are impaled on the rocks below. There you will struggle for 3 or 4 days as insects swarm all over your body. Vultures fly overhead and wait for the inevitable.
-- What does that mean? I was kind of surprised Mozilla on Linux displayed it correctly. Actually I don't know if it is correct, seeing how it's just a bunch of chicken scratch used by inferior races as a writing implementation.
The whole point of this article is that the head of Kenya's ISP association wants a handout. Not gonna happen.
Just like a typical nigger. Always looking for a handout and too lazy to work. I say we just stop providing anything at all to that shithole country and let it die.
When the men with AIDS in Africa are raping 2 year old children because some voodoo witch doctor said that it will cure the disease, you know the whole place is worthless and in need of a nuke or two. Fucking savages.
Sir, Thank you for your hypertext markup language link to an enticing image. If I was not at work, I would be yanking my crank. Spanking the monkey. Doing the twist. Shaking hands with the pope. Have a good weekend.
Yours, That Dude Who Stands In The Bus Terminal All Day Leering At Young Women
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Mac OS X on a PowerBook 667 owns everything.
I wonder if that chick would suck me off if I gave her my Slackware '96 CD set from Walnut Creek.
Professional baseball bulletin???
Whoops, I've made a mistake. I meant to say :
"Niggers Is Disgusting", as said like a typical Negro and with a Negro tone of voice. But alas, my White background subconsciously prevented me from doing so.
Niggers Are Disgusting. Thanks, that is all.
I don't get it.
Fuck off, you twat. I hope you fall off a bridge and are impaled on the rocks below. There you will struggle for 3 or 4 days as insects swarm all over your body. Vultures fly overhead and wait for the inevitable.
First logged in post. Claiming FP for all logged in crapflooders.
Pics plz. Tnx.
According to Babelfish, I'm " Troll". Neat-o.
-- What does that mean? I was kind of surprised Mozilla on Linux displayed it correctly. Actually I don't know if it is correct, seeing how it's just a bunch of chicken scratch used by inferior races as a writing implementation.
God I hope so. Sometimes I see these apes walking along the street and when they smile it looks like piano keys against a dark chocolate background.
Just like a typical nigger. Always looking for a handout and too lazy to work. I say we just stop providing anything at all to that shithole country and let it die.
When the men with AIDS in Africa are raping 2 year old children because some voodoo witch doctor said that it will cure the disease, you know the whole place is worthless and in need of a nuke or two. Fucking savages.
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MontyPython-VisitorsFrom&n bsp;Coventry
AbouttheSketch:
Notonlydidthissketch appearintheFlyingCircus&nb sp;TVShow-Episode12, itwasalsoperformedon theirAlbum-MontyPython's&n bsp;FlyingCircus'.
Thecast:
GrahamChapmanasVICTOR,Caro lClevelandasIRIS,Eric  ; dleasARTHUR,JohnCleese&nbs p;asBRIAN,TerryJonesas&nbs p;AUDREY,TerryGillamasMR.& nbsp;FREIGHT,MichaelPalinas  ; R.COOK
(Sceneopenstoasitting  ; oom.Lowsexylighting- haha-softsexymusic.& nbsp;OnthesofaareVic torandIrisjustbeginning&nb sp;tomakepassesateach  ; ther.)
Victor:Wouldyoumindterribl yifIholdyourhand?
Iris:Ohno,no,notat&n bsp;all.
Victor:OhIris,you'reso&nbs p;verybeautiful.
Iris:Oh,doyoureallym eanthat?
Victor:Ido,Ido,I&nbs p;do.Ithink...I'mbeginning tofallinlovewith&nbs p;you.
Iris:OhVictor.
Victor:It'ssillyisn'tit?
Iris:No,no,notatall& nbsp;dearsweetVictor.
Victor:NoIdidn'tmean that.Onlyjustusbeing soclosetogetherforso manymonthsinthesoft-toy&nb sp;departmentandyetneverda ringto...
Iris:Oh,ohVictor.
Victor:OhIris.(theymove&nb sp;closertokiss;justbefore theirlipsmeetthedoor bellgoes)Whocanthatb e?
Iris:Oh,wellyoutryan dgetridofthem.
Victor:YesIwill,Iwil l.
(Victoropensthefrontdoor.& nbsp;ArthurNameisstandingo utsidethedoor.)
Arthur:Hello!
Victor:Hello.
Arthur:Rememberme?&n bsp;
Victor:NoI'm...  ; nbsp;
Arthur:Inthepub.Thet allthinonewiththemou stache,remember?Aboutthree yearsago?
Victor:No,Idon'tI'ma fraid.
Arthur:Oh,blimey,it'sdark& nbsp;inhere,(switcheslight on)that'sbetter.Only yousaidwemusthavea&n bsp;drinktogethersometime,so&nbs p;IthoughtI'dtakeyou uponitasthefilm  ; ocietymeetingwascancelledt hisevening.
Victor:Look,tobefrank,&nbs p;itisalittleawkward thisevening.
Arthur:(steppingin;toIris) Hello,I'mArthur.Arthur&nbs p;Name.Namebynamebut notbynature.Ialwayss aythat,don'tIVickybo y?
Victor:Really...
Arthur:(toVictor)Isthat&nb sp;yourwife?
Victor:Er,no,actually.
Arthur:Oh,Igetthepic ture.Eh?Welldon'tworry&nbs p;aboutmeVickyboy,Ik nowallaboutone-nightstands
Victor:Ibegyourpardon?
Arthur:MindifIchange therecord?(takestherecord& nbsp;off)
Victor:Look,look,weput&nbs p;thaton.
Arthur:Here'sagoodone,&nbs p;Ihearditinapub.&nb sp;What'sbrown,what'sbrown andsoundslikeabell?
Victor:Ibegyourpardon?
Arthur:What'sbrownandsound slikeabell?Dung!Ha,& nbsp;ha,ha,that'sagood&nbs p;one.Ilikethatone,I won'tkeepyoulong.(th egramophoneplaysthe'Washin gtonPostMarch'veryloud)&nb sp;That'sbetter,nowdon'two rryaboutme.I'llwait& nbsp;heretillyou'vefinished.
(Thedoorbellgoesagain.)
Victor:Whothehell...
Arthur:I'llgetit.It'll&nbs p;befriendsofmine.It ookthelibertyofinviting&nb sp;themalong.
Victor:Look,wewerehoping&n bsp;tohaveaquietevening&nb sp;onourown.
Arthur:Oh,theywon'tmind.&n bsp;They'reverybroad-minded.Hell o!
(Heopensthedoor;Mran dMrsEquatorwalkinand gostraightuptoVictor .
Brian:Goodevening.Myname&n bsp;isEquator,BrianEquator.  ; ikeroundthemiddleoft heEarth,onlywithanL. (wheezinglaugh)Thisis  ; ywifeAudrey,shesmells  ; bitbutshehasah eartofgold.
Audrey:Hello,hahahah ahahahahaha...
Victor:Theremusthavebeen&n bsp;somekindofmisunderstanding,& nbsp;becausethisisnotthe..
Brian:Who'sthatthen?
Victor:What?
Brian:Who'sthebird?
Victor:I'm...
Brian:Yougotanicepai rtherehaven'tyoulove.  ; putshandonIris'sboobs  ; ndgivesawetkiss;Iris screams)Shutupyousil lybitch,itwasonlya&n bsp;bitoffun.
Victor:Nowlookhere...
Brian:Bigginplease.
Arthur:I'llgetit.
Victor:(goingafterArthur)L ook,leavethosedrinksalone.
Audrey:Andthreetinsof  ; eansformeplease.
Brian:Itoldyoutolay& nbsp;offthebeans,youwhore!
Audrey:Ionlywantthree  ; ans.
Brian:Buttonyourlipyou&nbs p;rat-bag.(laughsuproariously)
Audrey:(joinsin)Ha,ha,&nbs p;ha,ha...
Brian:Itwasratherwitty,&nb sp;wasn'tit?Where'smygin?
(Thedoorbellgoes.)
Victor:Whothehell'sthat?
Brian:Oh,Itookthelib ertyofinvitinganoldf riendalong,ashiswife hasjustpassedaway,and  ; e'ssomewhatdistraughtpoorc hap.Ihopeyoudon'tmin d.
Arthur:(openingdoor)Comeon in.
(InwalksMrFreightinu nderpants,sequins,eyemake-up,&nb sp;whitewellies,andnecklace.)
MrFreight:Oh?MyGod,w hatasimplyghastlyplace.
Brian:Nottoogoodisit ?Apintofcrèmede  ; entheformyfriend.Well  ; owareyou,yougreatpoo f?(sitsdown)Bitlumpy .
Iris:Aaaagh!Booboohooo.
MrFreight:I'veaskedalong&n bsp;asimplygorgeouslittlem anIpickedupoutsideth eOdeon.
Brian:Ishesexy?
(InwalksMrCookwitha& nbsp;goat.Freightkisseshim.)
MrCook:Ihadtobring&n bsp;thegoat,he'snotwell.&n bsp;Ionlyhopehedon't goonthecarpet.
Brian:(toIris)Comeon thenlove,drop'em.
Iris:Aaaaaaagh!(runsout)
Brian:Blimey,shedon'tgo&nb sp;muchdoshe.
(Hesitsinchairwhichc ollapses.)
Audrey:Ha,ha,ha,ha,h a,ha,oooooh!I'vewet' em
MrCook:Thegoat'sjust doneabundle.
(Agroupofsingersruno n,dressedasWelshminers.&nb sp;Alltalkatonce.)
Victor:Look,getoutall  ; fyou.Goon.Getout!&nb sp;Getout!
Brian:Ibegyourpardon?
Victor:I'mturningyouall&nb sp;out.I'mnothavingmy  ; ousefilledwithfilthyperver ts,nowlook,I'mgiving youjusthall'aminutet henI'mgoingtocallthe police,sogetout.
Brian:Idon'tmuchlike thetoneofyourvoice.( shootshim)Rightlet'shave&n bsp;adingdong...
All:(singing)Dingdongmerri lyonhigh,inHeaventhe bellsareringingetc...
Is the name of your host "Nigger"?
Sir,
Thank you for your hypertext markup language link to an enticing image. If I was not at work, I would be yanking my crank. Spanking the monkey. Doing the twist. Shaking hands with the pope. Have a good weekend.
Yours,
That Dude Who Stands In The Bus Terminal All Day Leering At Young Women
Can the Poll Guy please post? I miss his 'Sex With A Mare' questions. The "Sex With a Vacuum Cleaner' was funny too. Thanks.
Hello,
I am interested in your products, please sign me up for more information.
Signed,
Dick Hurtz
Commander Stark Fijita? Is that you?
JonKatz, please eat shit and die. You child-molesting sack of pig guts.
I hope someone hangs you from a tree and sets your body afire. Disgusting ape.
Can someone please translate this from nigger to English? Thanks.
That sounds like alt.tasteless to me, but I haven't read aDOTt for a couple months so I'm not sure.
YHBT = Yank Harder, Brutal Teen
YHL = Yogurt Horking Lesbian
HAND = Handle Asshole, Never Dirty
That last one sounds like a Jap product slogan.
Great White is cool. White Snake too. 80s rock is the best.