Do you get to bang the chicks on your website? You have some pretty hot pieces-o-ass up there. It almost makes me want to subscribe. But then I remember that giving my cc# to seedy webmasters and "billing companies" isn't a smart thing to do.
You're not the REAL Jim Norton. The real Jim Norton is a fat-breasted, thin-lipped, little worthless nothing! He's also the funniest man alive. EAT A BULLET, YOU FAT WHORE
I hate when they smell like shit. It's like the girl was wiping her ass the wrong way and smeared some all along her areas. What a turn-off. Could you try and do a better job next time, JinWicked?
Shut the fuck up, you curry-smelling cum dumpster. If you wogs ever set foot in my town I will personally see to it that you never code again. You can't do much typing when your hands have been chopped off. Go take a bath in that shit filled river. Disgusting pig.
You're insane. Crazy. Off the wall. There are NO beautiful women who are employed as UNIX sysadmins. Maybe you work at the helpdesk. Maybe you push around the spare-parts cart. Maybe you reboot an NT server every now and then.
I've been to many sites and not once have I ever seen a female UNIX sysadmin who would even come close to giving me an erection. Most of them are older lesbians, and not even the cute lesbos either. They're the bull dyke cunts who enjoy slicing testicles off and eating them raw.
I can't think of a good ending to this little piece. I'll just smugly eat my cranberry muffin and check for new Solaris patches.
Listen up, jerk-dick. Take a good look at yourself - you're probably overweight, ugly, smelly, and balding. Now imagine a female copy of yourself. This is your female unix sysadmin. Just because it's a she doesn't mean it's a sexy woman.
Remember that old PBS show called Square One? They had a cool segment called 'MathMan'; it was a PacMan clone but when he ate a PowerPill he had to do a somewhat challenging math problem/stat problem/geometry problem. The bad guy in the maze was a big tornado that would eat MathMan if he answered incorrectly! Ah yes, those were the days.
Hey, that's pretty funny. Last night I dropped my dick into your daughters virus-ridden cock-socket. It couldn't of been easier. Too bad she gave me VD.
I've yet to sample a Latino woman. I have a friend from Texas who claims they make great food but are ugly as sin and have vaginal odor similar to RMS on a good day. Are you able to affirm/deny these rumors?
Tomorrow night you will be tied to the bumper of a rusted old pickup truck and dragged along a potholed road for many many miles. If you're lucky, you'll die within a minute or so. If you're unlucky, you'll get to witness your coon ass being scraped on the road at 80mph. You can "holla" all you want, but no one's going to hear you. Fucking ape.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH LUNIX THAT SI TEH FUNNYEST EVAR!!!1!!!
lameness filter is lame. lameness filter is lame. lameness filter is lame. lameness filter is lame. lameness filter is lame. lameness filter is lame.
At least you didn't say "For all intensive purposes". I would of had to feed your balls to your mother.
hey AT. see you in lwz tonight, you stud...
c_m is dying. [.....] Truly a homosexual icon.
Has c_m gone trollbuster? Aww what a shame. His (non)talent will be sorely missed by none.
Do you get to bang the chicks on your website? You have some pretty hot pieces-o-ass up there. It almost makes me want to subscribe. But then I remember that giving my cc# to seedy webmasters and "billing companies" isn't a smart thing to do.
At the discotechque people have anal sex
anal anal anal sex
Oh fuck gay anal sex.
yes yes yes yes yes.
That's my poem and I'm proud.
Tech specs here.
You're not the REAL Jim Norton. The real Jim Norton is a fat-breasted, thin-lipped, little worthless nothing! He's also the funniest man alive. EAT A BULLET, YOU FAT WHORE
I hate when they smell like shit. It's like the girl was wiping her ass the wrong way and smeared some all along her areas. What a turn-off. Could you try and do a better job next time, JinWicked?
A tight win would be fucking both of the Olsen Twins. Don't tell me you wouldn't bang the fucking shit out of this.
I hope you choke and die. Right now.
Signed,
Ethel Merman
Oh yes I'm massaging my junk while eating lunch and looking at a goddess.
Is it a good thing or a bad thing if your serial number starts with QT?
Shut the fuck up, you curry-smelling cum dumpster. If you wogs ever set foot in my town I will personally see to it that you never code again. You can't do much typing when your hands have been chopped off. Go take a bath in that shit filled river. Disgusting pig.
I've been to many sites and not once have I ever seen a female UNIX sysadmin who would even come close to giving me an erection. Most of them are older lesbians, and not even the cute lesbos either. They're the bull dyke cunts who enjoy slicing testicles off and eating them raw.
I can't think of a good ending to this little piece. I'll just smugly eat my cranberry muffin and check for new Solaris patches.
Good morning, sir. I start the day with a fresh cranberry muffin and a bottle of Nantucket Nectars cran-rasp-grape juice.
Listen up, jerk-dick. Take a good look at yourself - you're probably overweight, ugly, smelly, and balding. Now imagine a female copy of yourself. This is your female unix sysadmin. Just because it's a she doesn't mean it's a sexy woman.
Remember that old PBS show called Square One? They had a cool segment called 'MathMan'; it was a PacMan clone but when he ate a PowerPill he had to do a somewhat challenging math problem/stat problem/geometry problem. The bad guy in the maze was a big tornado that would eat MathMan if he answered incorrectly! Ah yes, those were the days.
Alan, that joke is getting older than your awful comedy routines. Next time please link to a pickshur of a distended anus. Thanks.
Hey, that's pretty funny. Last night I dropped my dick into your daughters virus-ridden cock-socket. It couldn't of been easier. Too bad she gave me VD.
You're a fat and ugly cunt. Almost as disgusting as that kike Perdida. I bet you two have lesbian Jew orgies. Pigs.
I've yet to sample a Latino woman. I have a friend from Texas who claims they make great food but are ugly as sin and have vaginal odor similar to RMS on a good day. Are you able to affirm/deny these rumors?
First Logged In Post. Fuck you, ACs.
Dear Nigger :
Tomorrow night you will be tied to the bumper of a rusted old pickup truck and dragged along a potholed road for many many miles. If you're lucky, you'll die within a minute or so. If you're unlucky, you'll get to witness your coon ass being scraped on the road at 80mph. You can "holla" all you want, but no one's going to hear you. Fucking ape.
Signed,
Marge Schott