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  1. If it isn't broke... on Read the Fine Print · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there is some kind of mechanism in place to turn off this feature, but there is a very good reason why many people don't get the updates right away. What if the update breaks more than it fixes (it's happened). Then a company can lose productivity and money. Will Microsoft be responsible for that? Also, our company is very good about keeping everyone on the same revision level. Things are thoroughly tested before patches are installed.

    In previous jobs, I cannot tell you how many hours were spent, fixing the faux pas of others who had just enough knowledge to apply upgrades to software. These were human beings who had a working knowledge of the company. Now we have autmatons who have no knowledge at all, making corporate decisions on our behalf.

    The horror. The horror.

  2. I think it WILL happen - Losers can now get dates on Writing Messages In Empty Space With GPS · · Score: 1

    Just imagine. You've been invited to a party, and you haven't had a date in 6 years. Now, thanks to technology, you can program the ether to give the appearance that you have a beautiful brunette with you.

    And if you can keep people from talking to her, none will be all the wiser.

  3. The solution in SIMPLE! on Writing Messages In Empty Space With GPS · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whenever I see an ad pop up in front of me, I'll just whip out my faithful mirror, and send the beam back to its source, thereby destroying the nasty sattelite that created the spam.

  4. This is scary beyond belief. on In Line for Episode II · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    This little stunt will only end in tragedy. They'll get their names in the papers, and wind up meeting Uber-Trekkies. The resulting union will result in offspring that will make the monsters in Aliens, seem like the Olsen Twins.

    I weep for mankind.

  5. This is good news. on In Line for Episode II · · Score: 4, Funny

    By having these guys stand in line, they're effectively removing themselves from society where they cannot be a danger to the rest of us.

    I wonder if, while they're waiting, they're listening to N'Sync CDs.

  6. Here's a news flash on Consequences of a Solution to NP Complete Problems? · · Score: 2

    Would our most popular implementations of cryptography be useless overnight?

    All of our cryptography schemes are made useless more often sooner than later.

    Which is why I think this government initiative to install viruses on our computers is not only a bad idea, but an awful waste of money, that could be put into better use. Like an extra daisy-cutter or something.

  7. I'll fight this tooth and nail on Electronic Paper · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hear talk of paperless offices and paperless this and paperless that. Why are we so opposed to paper? As someone who spends 50-60 hours a week on a computer, I need my paper. It's the last bastion of sanity I have left.

    I don't want to be permanently attached to cell phones and hand-helds. I keep my to-do list on a little scrap of paper, that neatly fits into my pocket. At the end of the day, it's dutifully thrown into the trash bin. It works just as well as any $160 dollar device, and it never breaks down or crashes. Heck, it's not even bulky like those personal organizers.

  8. Too bad about the "prior art" clause... on British Telecom's Hyperlink Claims To Reach U.S. Court · · Score: 1

    Euler got there long before you.

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    2.71828
    Who do we apprec-i-ate.
    Euler! Euler! Ra!

  9. This is not encrypted on IBM Crypto Up For Grabs? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mr. Bin Laden,

    Enclosed you will find two pounds of manure.

    Please put the contents into a paper bag, place the bag on fire and put it at the cave entrance.

    The stomp furiously.

    Thank you.

  10. Truer words were never spoken... on The Monk and the Riddle · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You don't need a million dollars to do nothing.

  11. Version e on Linux 2.2.20 is Out · · Score: 1

    It'd be better to end on 2.7.18

  12. Re:First pr0st on Nintendo GameCube Clone Out In Japan · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I blame this first post on my excessively large canadian penis

    You may have a large Canadian penis, but with the exchange rate, it's still small by world standards.

  13. How much? Nothing! Details inside. on Slashdot Updates · · Score: 1

    Simply route all slashdot advertisers to localhost. I've rerouted all the common ones and have been living 99% banner-ad free for years. And I certainly wouldn't pay for something that I do can for free in 2 minutes or less using notepad.

    Before ad advocates starts yelling, "Foul, foul", I don't buy things advertised in banner ads anyway.

    Here's an example.

    127.0.0.1 www.x10.com

  14. Re:russians will win? on IOCCC Accepting New, 'Improved' Entries · · Score: 2

    Russians? Americans used to do the same thing. Maybe not with the misleading variable names, but obfuscation was part of the game. It wasn't until the 80s that people started shifting focus towards software development toward a more professional focus. During the 60s mostly (and into the 70s) you had the core-wars hacker types discovering what was possible and trying to push the envelope.

  15. More information` on Netcraft Survey Updated · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not too sure about this whole NetCraft thing, but if it has Neve Campbell and Robin Tunney, you can count me in.

  16. It's true on How Many Domains Does Your School Own? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    CmdrTaco owns the domain of all the words that are spelled incorrectly.

    Mathematically known as: f(v) - pronounced as f of x.

  17. Re:Word! on Raising the Kursk · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    rm -Rf /taliban

  18. Re:Fun? Job? on Are There Any Fun Tech Jobs Left? · · Score: 2

    , I never hear those two words in the same sentence. Unless someone is saying "My job is not fun.

    I hear these whiners all the time. I wish they'd shut up and stop whining or get a job the do like. This is America. People are free to find a job that they're happy in (assuming it's legal). If they can't find one, maybe it's not the job that's that problem.

  19. test on New (More) Annoying Microsoft Worm Hits Net · · Score: 1

    test

  20. An interesting question on Preserve Your Rights Online - Act Now · · Score: 2

    All the American groups who are anti-government (those who are portrayed as hiding in the mountains, stockpiling weapons, etc) - have they spoken up? I'd be interested to know what their thoughts are in all this. Are they as pissed off as the rest of us? Obviously, strangers came knocking on our back door. Are they temporarily allied with the government now?

  21. Re:Where in the??? on Drug Testing For Olympic Chess Players? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Guess they'll have to get their sample from it's core dump.

  22. This is getting out of hand. on The Well-Connected Park Bench · · Score: 4

    Do we really need to have this much connectivity? Soon we're going to have 12 step programs for internet junkies and people getting mugged for their bandwidth.

    Hi, my name is smith@parkbench.com and I'm an internet junkie. I've been broadband free for 3 weeks.

    Hello smith@parkbench.com.



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    Entropy ain't just a good idea. It's the law.

  23. Hey CmdrTaco on Fusion Gets Closer With Magnetic Field Correction · · Score: 2

    This comment has been submitted already, 276473 hours , 30 minutes ago. No need to try again.

    I think you were compiled with the lameness filter. What gives with this? Time to go back to the drawing board.


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    Entropy ain't just a good idea. It's the law.

  24. Correction on Congressional Hearings on WHOIS · · Score: 1

    The Internet is widely used by ALL nations of the world.

    Not Afghanastan.


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    Entropy ain't just a good idea. It's the law.

  25. fp on Why Open Source Software/Free Software? · · Score: 1

    fp


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    Entropy ain't just a good idea. It's the law.