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  1. Ultimate Haiku on Perl Haiku Poetry Contest · · Score: 3, Funny

    First five syllables
    Then seven, then five again
    Blah, blah, fucking blah...

  2. Re:eh? on Microsoft Rolls Out New Anti-Linux Ad Campaign · · Score: 1
  3. Re:Now calling Apple legal on DVD-Jon Breaks iTunes Encryption For Linux Users · · Score: 1

    You know, ever since Apple has released OS X and their new sexy metallic machines (what's next? Gallium?)

    Maybe, but only in places as cold as Norway: the melting point of Gallium is only 29.78 degrees Celcius...

  4. ObSimpsons on History of a Famous Star Wars Scream · · Score: 4, Funny

    Homer: How'd you get to be so good?
    June: Oh, just experience I suppose. I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner] Meep!
    Homer: You mean "meep-meep"?
    June: No, they only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. [to herself] Cheap bastards.
    -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"

  5. Re:Yeah well... on Time's Up: 2^30 Seconds Since 1970 · · Score: 1

    My two-bit computer ran out of time the moment it was turned on...

    That's what you get for buying the one with the fast clock!

  6. Re:Next up: pigeon network h4xx0rz on Pigeons Faster than Internet · · Score: 1

    using an illeagle Pigeon Network Sniffer

    Surely an ill eagle could never catch a pigeon?

  7. Re:My 2 cents. on U.N. Delays Debate on Cloning · · Score: 1

    A mad scientist wanting to create an evil army of Richard Nixon clones?

    Or even worse, evil Richard Nixon clones with four asses...

  8. Re:SCO Experiences DDOS Attack on SCO Investor Changing the Deal · · Score: 1

    Jeez, SCO is so pathetic. This morning when I was reading about their troubles, I thought to myself that it was time they started whining on again about how much they were victims, and now this happens.

    I seriously believe that they are doing this themselves. What we really need to make this attack believable is a statement from their ISP and/or law enforcement people. I, for one, believe that they are screwing their systems themselves so that they can bitch about how everybody hates them for exercising their constitutional rights.

    They really are pathetic whiny babies...

  9. Re:Not so good.. on Hiding Secrets With Steganography On FreeBSD · · Score: 2, Funny

    and it becomes 100% useless if you make it trigger tons of false positives.

    That's right: for every picture with a real hidden message, you have 10,000 with the following text:

    "What the fuck do you think YOU'RE looking for?
    Madonna"

  10. I hope it can... on Personal SUV of the Sky · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..stay up longer than the Taero web site!!!

  11. Re:You just can't win with the /. crowd on Yahoo! Develops Anti-Spam Architecture · · Score: 4, Funny

    You pimply-faced pessimists remind my of Eor from Winnie the Pooh.

    No, Xor is the operation most often used in cryptographic functions...

  12. Re:come on, baybee! on SCO Ordered to Produce Evidence · · Score: 1

    KICK THEM IN THE NUTS.

    Yeah! Court cases settled by Rochambeau!!!

  13. Re:Intelligent filtering on After The GNOME Bounties, It's Mozilla's Turn · · Score: 1

    That would be excellent - although I'm stuck with Outlook at work.

    Then try SpamBayes for Outlook

  14. Re:Finally! on US House, Senate Agree on Anti-Spam Bill · · Score: 1

    its going to be tough with all the world wide spam

    But is the rule of thumb that most spam comes from outside the US really correct? If you look at ROKSO's list of the most prolific spammers (responsible for 90% of spam), 131 of them are based in the US. Counts are:

    United States 132
    Canada 9
    Australia 5
    Argentina 3
    Russia 3
    Costa Rica 2
    China 1
    Taiwan 1
    United Kingdom 1
    Germany 1
    Hong Kong 1
    India 1
    Philippines 1
    Poland 1

  15. Re:Coordinates on SCO Hints at *BSD Lawsuits Next Year, And More · · Score: 1

    Now you see why Darl Baby has hired bodyguards: hope they can catch...

  16. Do Microsofties use Google at work? on Why Microsoft Wants to Buy Google · · Score: 1

    I'd be interested to know if, in the interest of efficiency, or for other reasons, employees of Microsoft are allowed to use Google, rather than MSN at work. Or, is there another search mechanism/algorithm for the MSN knowledge corpus in use within Redmond that provides more Google-like results.

    I can't believe that a good geek/techie can do a lot of his work without a decent search engine, and would Micorosoft be so stupid as to hobble their employees with an inferior search engine?

    Anyone out there from the belly of the beast care to comment?

  17. Re:good idea. on Spamhaus Guru Steve Linford Profiled · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think a more important difference is that it costs them money to call you. So, basically, a Do Not Call list saves them money because they do not need to call people who hate telemarketing.

    I've spoken to the husband of a friend who works at a telemarketing place, and actually telemarketers hate the DNC list, since it allows people who have problems with saying no and confrontational situations - vulnerable people who are one of the telemarketers' main targets - to say no anonymously, with no conflict.

    If (and only if) such people didn't contribute large numbers of $$$ to the telemarketers' profits, then the latter would love the DNC list.

  18. Re:Maybe that's why they coneived .NET on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 1

    Homogenius

    You're thinking of Alan Turing, right?

  19. One Word on SCO Will Pay You Not to Use Linux · · Score: 1

    VirtualPC

  20. Re:Here's the angle I would take... on Belkin Routers Route Users to Censorware Ad · · Score: 1

    Email sent to Melody Chalaban is generating an Out-of-Office autoreply: i wouldn't like to have to wade through her mailbox when she gets back to her desk!!!

  21. Re:Some other ideas... on Belkin Routers Route Users to Censorware Ad · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm looking forward to to car that randomly turns left when you turn the steering wheel to the right.

    Come to WA state: it appears that most drivers here are already using them, if their apparent road-sense is anything to go by...

  22. I don't know if they used electronic voting... on Touch-Screen Voting Snags Continue · · Score: 1

    ... but Bob Terwilleger was re-elected as Snohomish County Auditor in WA last night.

    Admittedly, if you look at his photograph you'll see he appears to have changed his hairstyle, and it doesn't mention a middle name of Underdunk, but I have my suspicions...

  23. Re:If you want it done right... on Students, ISP Sue Diebold · · Score: 1
  24. Re:The 9 exemptions to FOIA on Memory Hole Un-Redacts Redacted DOJ Memo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe we can get Ashcroft to investigate himself.

    Good luck: in this report you can see how John Ashcroft has been trying to undermine the FOIA. Choice quotes, one from the reporter:

    " In a memo that slipped beneath the political radar, U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft vigorously urged federal agencies to resist most Freedom of Information Act requests made by American citizens."

    and a quote from Ashcroft's memo, which memo is the subject of the article:

    "When you carefully consider FOIA requests and decide to withhold records, in whole or in part, you can be assured that the Department of Justice will defend your decisions unless they lack a sound legal basis or present an unwarranted risk of adverse impact on the ability of other agencies to protect other important records."

  25. Re:But why.. on Scamming Spammer Hooks the Wrong Person · · Score: 1

    Some of these frauds are pretty blatent (penis enlargement pills etc), you dont need to be sherlock holmes to track them..

    Are you saying Sherlock Holmes' little friend was really called Johnson, not Watson?