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  1. Re:Who's counting? on Meet Millionaire Spammer Jeremy Jaynes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    $750k a month is better than I think 99.9% of this entire world's population. And to think... only 9 years in jail.

    You're the second person in this thread who expresses this point of view. Interesting (and sad) society we live in were it's deemed an acceptable option to serve time in jail as a paid job...

    Personally, I'd rather starve in the street than go one minute in jail. I couldn't bear the shame...

  2. You've got mail! on Meet Millionaire Spammer Jeremy Jaynes · · Score: 4, Funny

    who just got a 9-year jail term recommendation from the state jury

    9 years in the slammer getting unsolicited gifts from Bubba? Wow! I bet at least one of the jurors purchased a penis enlarger and, let's say, wasn't totally satisfied with the results...

  3. Re:Giving Up on Security Pros Bemoan the Need for Focus · · Score: -1, Troll

    they are actively considering disconnecting their main systems from the internet altogether and only using a dedicated machine for access

    They should also consider going off the power grid and start using oil lamps and petrol space heaters. Never know where those 3vi1 h4x0rs might hit you from...

  4. Re:Sprachen ze WHAT? on A Projection Display For Your Pocket · · Score: 1

    It directs a laser beam by speedy changing of its tilting angle

    Your dog may speak German, but it sure doesn't speak english. FYI, it's called a friggin' laser beam.

  5. Translation on Where Is Sun Going With Linux? · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Linux is something that we'll have to interoperate with because it may exist far beyond whatever Solaris turns out to be"

    meaning, SunOS/Solaris has no future, Linux does, so we'll morph the former into the latter.

  6. Re:There we go again... on Zope X3 3.0.0 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm.. what could Zope be ? Lemme guess ?
    DukeNukem 3 beta release ?


    Can't be, they only took 3 years to release it.

  7. Slashdot == Freshmeat. Yawn... on Zope X3 3.0.0 Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news: ispel-fo 0.2.18 was released today. ispell-fo is a faroese dictionary for ispell based on Føroyski orðalistin til rættlestur (The Faroese Spellchecking Dictionary). Massive rejoicing of computer hackers on Capitol Hill was not reported.

  8. Re:Two birds - one stone on NASA Prize Competition Solicits Ideas and Partners · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    As a challenge, I'd like to submit that myself and a partner be the first couple to conceive a child in space. If this is Sigourney Weaver - then that can be my prize.

    In case Sigourney isn't available, the second prize is a good hard shag in zero-gee in the Alien's station wagon. Still interested?

  9. In other words... on NASA Prize Competition Solicits Ideas and Partners · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Hey look folks, we're in a bit of a fix: we have a $15.5bn/yr budget, but we're stuck with this stupid space station, and we're also afraid to do anything in case we screw up again, and we're a big fat brain-dead administration. So, like, can we give one of you a teensy little big of our big pile of cash to give us some ideas? Thank you in advance!"

    I say it's pathetic...

  10. Re:I think this should be encouraged... on USAF Studies Teleportation · · Score: 1

    ... because the more money the US military wastes on this kind of mumbo-jumbo, the safer the rest of the world will be. I'd far rather they have remote viewing specialists, psychic teleporters and experts in yogic flying than even more guns and bombs.

    Bzzt... wrong answer. If the US military needs money, either taxes go up, meaning more americans go into poverty or into debt, or less is spent on educating america's youth. And if need be, the federal reserve just prints more money, devaluating the dollar and threatening the US economy. Nothing reassuring for the rest of the world really...

  11. Re:Interview with first post chief on Interview with MPAA Chief Dan Glickman · · Score: 2, Funny

    My sister wås bitten by å møøse ønce...

  12. Soon there will be only one way to d/l movies on Interview with MPAA Chief Dan Glickman · · Score: 4, Funny
  13. Re:Nobody wants your data. on Outsourcing Information Security · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, nobody wants your data, get that through your head!

    You my friend need to do a reality check. People out there want your data. However meaningless items of data. *BAD*.

    * Spammers want your email, as you point out
    * Marketdroids want your consuming habits
    * Health insurance folks want your latest medical checkup and your average cigarette consumption
    * Car insurance companies want your tickets and warnings
    * Pedophiles want your kids' school timetables
    * The IRS want your overseas banking records
    * Bubba from da 'hood wants to know when you take holidays

    Please get real...

  14. Re:Danger of China on Outsourcing Information Security · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you want to protect yourself, always ask your bank, medical clinic, etc. whether it outsources information processing to China or India. If the answer is "yes", then find another place to do business.

    Are you really this naive?

    Your bank will answer "Sir, we are doing everything in our power to protect your privacy", or "the contractors with work with are fully accredited by us to handle your personal data" or something sybilline like this. They'd never admit flatly that they outsource to a shitty data center in a third world country. If they did, there'd be no problem since people would walk out the door without a second thought.

  15. Re:For me... on Outsourcing Information Security · · Score: 5, Funny

    To me all the outsourcing problems can be resumed to a simple allegory : cooking.

    That's right: I just had papadams, lamb vindaloo and a kingfisher tonight and I can really feel outsourcing going on in my tummy!

  16. A book about information technology on Outsourcing Information Security · · Score: 4, Funny

    cannot be complete without chapter 11.

  17. Thank you on Latest SCSI Drive Reviewed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the traditional predictions of the end of Moore's Observation

    Thank you for correctly not calling Moore's observation "Moore's law". It's refreshing once in a while.

  18. Re:Long day on NASA Plans Robotic Lunar Scouts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I read the title as "NASA Plans Robotic Lunar Scots"
    Was wondering what kind of kilts the robots would have.


    And here folks, we have a perfect example of method #34 of getting a +1:Funny rating on Slashdot. Let's detail a generic recipe for this method:

    1 - Quickly peruse the blurb, lift a sentence out of it

    2 - Quote the sentence in your post, pretend you read something else, presumably funny, by changing whatever word you want to anything you want.

    3 - Make some witty comment about what you supposedly thought, or wondered, or believed, by supposedly mis-reading the sentence.

    4 - Don't forget to indicate, somewhere in your post or in the title, that you're tired, you need coffee or you generally need rest, to explain why you would mis-read the sentence in the first place

    Voilà, no need to find a genuine sentence that's funny, just make up your own with some context and watch yourself be modded up!

    That, people, concludes the Slashdot lesson for the day...

  19. Re:Won't they just quit? on NASA Plans Robotic Lunar Scouts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Leave it to the private companies, they've given ample evidence of capability superior to NASA's

    Some dude flying a light aircraft at 360,000 ft for several seconds in 2004 doesn't even remotely qualify as proving superior to NASA's putting tons of men and equipment on another planet and bringing back many pounds of samples back on earth in 1969, sorry.

  20. Re:the man never went to moon debate... on NASA Plans Robotic Lunar Scouts · · Score: 1

    Hell, they couldn't find the remains of my land rover last time I left it parked in south central, so nevermind on the moon...

  21. Re:Lunar Scouts on NASA Plans Robotic Lunar Scouts · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait till they send the girl scouts, then you'll get the moon cookies...

  22. Re:Backwards on NASA Plans Robotic Lunar Scouts · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know what level and type of war the US is involved in by looking at their activities on the moon. For example:

    * Decades-long cold war with soviet block --> man on the moon
    * Months long warlet in Iraq --> robot on the moon
    * In time of peace --> gazing at the moon

  23. Jesus, what next? on NASA Plans Robotic Lunar Scouts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure sure, and next thing you know they'll tell you they'll send a man on the moon. Sheesh...

  24. Re:What a scoop! on Photoblog Revolution · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The real good news is, Roland Piquepaille will be forced to follow the new blogging trend to stay cool, and therefore whoever hosts his lame blog now (Primidi, it seems) will make him pay dearly for the bandwidth at the first sign of self-redirected Slashdot traffic, therefore negating the advertising revenues he derives from the activity.

  25. Re:grammar on How Infants Crack the Speech Code · · Score: 1, Interesting

    When was the last time you saw an infant? FYI, infants do something early in life called "saying their first word". When that happens, they've just learned one single word, and it usually turns out to be pretty hard to conjugate with itself...