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  1. Re:What we have here... on The Struggles of Getting Into the App Store · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Yes, this requirement blows goats. But it is clear and straightforward.

    It blows goats for both legitimate business (sort of—it creates a safer, consistent marketplace, which is a big part of why people are willing to spend money buying software and media on their iDevices, and that doesn't blow goats. Actually, I'd say it's a net benefit for most businesses) and for scammers.

    It's good for Apple (obviously) and for most users most of the time.

  2. Re:iPad Mini -- $329 on Apple To Stream a Product Launch Live For the First Time · · Score: -1, Troll

    It's worth $80 not to have Android 4.x's stupid, giant menu bar wasting pixels and bouncing you out of your apps when you accidentally touch it while trying to swipe, or just when a thumb rolls on to the screen while you're holding it.

  3. Re:More info here than in PG on 17th Century Microscope Book Is Now Freely Readable · · Score: 2

    Jesus Christ, another one?

    Long S

  4. Re:WoW! on 17th Century Microscope Book Is Now Freely Readable · · Score: 4, Informative

    Terrible typesetting notwithstanding (seriously, are they using an f in place of an s?

    Are you trolling, or are you seriously not aware of the Long S?

    It was used when a lower-case S occurred anywhere but the end of a word, much like the two lower case forms of the greek letter sigma.

  5. Re:A good reason to host your own blog on Millions of Blogs Knocked Offline By Legal Row · · Score: 1

    Damn. I gotta put up a Craigslist ad.

  6. Re:A good reason to host your own blog on Millions of Blogs Knocked Offline By Legal Row · · Score: 1

    Does he at least do some custom skinning/theming, or is it purely pointy-clicky Wordpress installation and ticking a few boxes on the settings page?

  7. Seriously thinking of starting my own company - but the IP battles (and $$$$$$$$$) with McKesson don't appeal to me.

    Pft, please.

    Just do what every other startup moving in to an established space does: don't aim to compete, aim to be annoying enough (and to have a good enough product) that it's a better business move for one of the big guys to simply buy you rather than ruining you in court.

  8. Re:Atlas Shrugged on Ask Slashdot: What Books Have Had a Significant Impact On Your Life? · · Score: 2

    Most of us are no good at judging literature and consider Dan Brown to be a totally kickass author?

    Lots of us go to church so we're used to really boring, repetitive, preachy monologues full of unjustifiable logical leaps and question-begging?

    Political science and theory education is all but non-existant outside of university major programs specializing in those areas? Ditto general philosophy and reasoning.

  9. Re:Every book in high that you were supposed to re on Ask Slashdot: What Books Have Had a Significant Impact On Your Life? · · Score: 1

    Skip Salinger

    Don't skip Salinger.

    Skip Raise High the Roofbeams and Seymour, an Introduction. Never, ever, ever read it. Ugh.

    Skip Catcher.

    Read Nine Stories, then read Franny and Zooey if you loved that.

    If you loved both, maybe circle back and try Catcher after all.

    If you loved all three of those... still don't read Raise High....

  10. Re:Good start... on Ask Slashdot: What Books Have Had a Significant Impact On Your Life? · · Score: 1

    Ender's game

    Seriously? Might as well throw The Hunger Games and Harry Potter on the list too, then.

    It's decent juvi-fic, but life altering?

  11. Re:Compare the costs of social programs to researc on French Science and Higher Education Programs Avoid Austerity · · Score: 1

    I don't understand austerity; is the idea "sacrifice tomorrow to pay for today"? I bet that will work about as well as it sounds.

    It seems to me that people in power have decided that the prevailing wisdom that "austerity" caused a deepening of the Great Depression and the stagflation of the '70s is bullshit, or that it's true but for other reasons they'd prefer to say it's not.

    I guess we get to learn that lesson again. Yay.

  12. Re:I like the not so subtle FUD... on TypeScript: Microsoft's Replacement For JavaScript · · Score: 1

    I do think CoffeeScript is pretty compelling

    The thing about CoffeeScript is that it sucks almost as much as Javascript, but it does it in half the lines, so point: CoffeeScript.

  13. Re:The fear of ceasing to exist if not on the phon on Why It's Bad That Smartphones Have Banished Boredom · · Score: 1

    anxiety disorders have become epidemic in recent years for a number of reasons I won't get into here,

    Please do.

  14. Re:Slackware on floppies on Ask Slashdot: What Distros Have You Used, In What Order? · · Score: 1

    - Redhat (briefly)
    - Mandrake
    - Debian (briefly)
    - Gentoo
    - Ubuntu
    - Fuck Linux on the desktop, whatever's easiest to stick in VirtualBox on Windows in case I need to do real work there rather than just play games. OSX when actual money is involved. Linux on the server. I don't really give a damn which distro.

    It's been a long journey, from confusion to love to eventual hate and resentment.

  15. Re:Pre-election laws on Brazilian Judge Orders 24-hour Shutdown of Google and Youtube · · Score: 1

    If by "electoral college system" you mean "awarding most states' electoral votes in a winner-(of that state)-take-all manner", then yes, it is a major contributor to our de facto two party system.

    The electoral college itself is stupid for other reasons, though, notably that it has all the problems of a simple popular election and more, with no clear benefit.

    Like much of our American system, the idea of choosing representatives to handle the actual selection of the president is very sensible—it is and always has been ridiculous to expect the average person to be competent to make that choice directly—but the implementation failed to account for the adaptability of douchebaggery and it was neutered almost immediately to become the direct-by-proxy popularity contest bullshit we still see today.

    Also, neither of our current parties lean toward the center. One is center-right, the other is far right, and both seem to move farther right with each passing year. We're to the point where the bulk of mainstream Republicans' policy ideas and plans from (at least) the last half century are portrayed as being to the left of Marx.

  16. Re:Vodka is better on Beer Is Cheaper In the US Than Anywhere Else In the World · · Score: 1

    So fraud's fine as long as the buyer doesn't notice?

  17. Re:So tired... on Man Arrested In Greece For "Blasphemous" Facebook Page · · Score: 1

    I think you mean 1997, October 1

    The END DAY

  18. Re:All Edison's fault on Light Bulb Ban Produces Hoarding In EU, FUD In U.S. · · Score: 1

    You cut your electricity bill. That's why you're paying less money: less electricity.

    You can't invent heat. It came from somewhere. The system has to be less than 100% efficient *unless you added some from somewhere else*. Claims of higher than 100% are science fiction. You did something else, like had sunshine, body heat, or some other source. You only get 100% max. That's all there is.

    Holy god, where's the -1 Jackass mod when you need it?

  19. Re:For God's Sake on Data Breach Reveals 100k IEEE.org Members' Plaintext Passwords · · Score: 1

    Or FTPS, even.

  20. Re:Code? on Why Non-Coders Shouldn't Write Code · · Score: 1

    It's fine as long as you make sure you don't go over about 500 lines of code. It's well suited for cheap, single-task listening worker processes that you need to be able to spawn or kill at a moment's notice. Very Unixy, in that regard.

    I do agree that it's goddamn stupid to use it to do anything that a traditional language + Apache/Nginx could do just as well. And of course we could all just learn Erlang and the world would be a better place, certainly.

  21. Re:Marketing guy's function on Why Non-Coders Shouldn't Write Code · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here, I fixed it for you:


    (function() {
            var MarketingFunction = new function (options, callback) {
                    var revisedText = new String(options.originalText + "!!!!");
                    callback(revisedText);
            }
            Function.prototype.toString = MarketingFunction;
    });

  22. Re:Gamecube games on Nintendo WiiU Price and Release Date Announced · · Score: 1

    You can get a Gamecube for, like, $30, and that's if you don't shop around for a good deal.

  23. Re:New controllers expensive on Nintendo WiiU Price and Release Date Announced · · Score: 1

    Then again this is Nintendo. I still don't have 2 nun-chucks because of the ridiculous high prices they ask.

    Yeah, left out of the price discussion last generation was how much it cost to outfit any of the rigs for four local players.

    Wiimote+nunchuck+classic controller X 4 versus 4 X 360 or PS3 controllers and suddenly the prices aren't so different, especially when you consider how fast the Wii controllers eat batteries and the fact that you're probably going to want a charger with battery packs. Then there's the "light bar" which is worthless shit in any room bigger than a typical Tokyo apartment living room, so there's a chance you'll need to buy a better 3rd-party one of those... all in all, when I got my Wii I felt like a sucker within an hour, while neither of the other consoles made me feel that way—and that's before I got sick of the RSI-inducing motion controls and started just doing wrist-flicking for everything, like all players eventually do, defeating the whole purpose of all that controller clutter.

    Of course, the Kinect and Move sort-of evened things out later in the life cycle (if you care about those—I don't).

    I really wish they'd just re-done the controllers for this one, since the Wii has hands-down my least favorite ones of any console I've owned, though the classic controller(s) are very nice if you're doing something other than using them with a Wii (say, plugging them in to a PC via USB).

    Unrelatedly, I also find it bizarre that Nintendo went from having the most-portable console last generation to by far the least-portable one this generation.

  24. Re:I don't give a Zuck! on Zuckerberg: Betting On HTML5 Was Facebook's Biggest Mistake · · Score: 1

    Javascript is a fine language

    I'm willing to chalk up a lot of my dislike of Javascript to preference, but its broken-ass scoping is so bad that "fine" is not an adjective that can be used to describe it.

    Its next biggest problem IMO is how often libraries blindly modify built-in objects, but that has more to do with the culture surrounding the language than the language itself.

  25. Re:I'll take getting a job Alex on Is a Computer Science Degree Worth Getting Anymore? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Man, if I had a nickel for every time I'd had to design a query language that doesn't allow queries which will have EXPTIME complexity...