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  1. Re:Missed the mark on Chicago Mayor Calls For "Brainiac High" · · Score: 1

    Finding the right way to emphasize academic success could eliminate the geek-hating problem, and that could produce a positive feedback loop as people look up to straight-A students and try to become as successful as them.

    How about cutting the funding for things like sports in half and diverting those funds to debate, rhetoric, history, math, and chess clubs that can compete against other schools? Don't let the jocks be the only ones representing their school's honor and maybe the nerds will get some respect.

  2. Re:Cue the Nibiru quacks on Rogue Brown Dwarf Lurks In Our Cosmic Neighborhood · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or why some kids think they won't live past their 21st birthday.

    I know one kid who won't live past his 13th birthday if he doesn't get his Math grade up!

  3. Re:thats actually really close... on Rogue Brown Dwarf Lurks In Our Cosmic Neighborhood · · Score: 1

    You jest, but any probe sent that far away is going on a one-way mission, anyway. So why not orbit it a bit and then smash into it and see what happens (presumably after jettisoning the sensor and communications package so we can send data back to earth)?

  4. Re:It means that eventually you'll agree to a EULA on PS3 Owner Refunded For Missing "Other OS" · · Score: 1

    Does that mean I didn't actually have to give Microsoft my first-born son?

    Don't worry, corbettw jr, I'm coming to get you!

  5. Re:Why Google Earth? on Possible New Hominid Species Discovered, Thanks To Google Earth · · Score: 1

    Google has now helped build upon our understanding of we came from, as a species. They are officially off my shit list.

  6. not impressed on DIY 80GB iPod Touch · · Score: 1

    Post a story when someone uses an iPod to prevent evil hackers from breaking into a bank, then I'll be impressed.

  7. Re:Can the MP's be accused? on Digital Economy Bill Passed In the UK · · Score: 1

    Go one step further and claim "someone" in Buckingham Palace has been stealing your music or whatever. Watch hilarity ensue.

  8. Re:Hmm on Digital Economy Bill Passed In the UK · · Score: 1

    if any of the voting members present asks for a quorum check

    That seems to be the rub. If no one really cares to ask, doesn't really matter, does it?

  9. Re:It was a farce... on Digital Economy Bill Passed In the UK · · Score: 1

    So, why don't you take a leaf from the successful and lobby the Liberal Democrats?

    Splitters!

  10. Re:Translation for the legislative impared. on Wisconsin DA Threatens Arrests Over Sex Ed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the state should leave it to parents to talk about contraceptives and abstinence

    That worked out real well for Bristol Palin, didn't it?

  11. Re:Obligatory... on Star Wars To Air As Animated Sitcom · · Score: 1

    The joke might have been funny if you had not screwed up (misquoted) the actual quote.

    Or maybe that was the point? Dur.

  12. i beg to differ on Videogame Driving Skills Don't Apply In Real Life · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the ride into work this morning, I drove over several pedestrians, flipped my car twice after hitting guardrails at the wrong angle, and took 5 minutes to get unstuck when I drove through the plate-glass window of a coffee shop. I'd say I've learned everything I need to know about driving from video games.

  13. Re:Obligatory... on Star Wars To Air As Animated Sitcom · · Score: 1

    Dur, I wasn't going for the full quote. I think you need to go back to 5th grade English class and relearn what an ellipsis means.

    (Have I done a good enough job of pretending to be a rabid fanboi yet? Or are people still not getting the joke?)

  14. Re:0.007% on C Programming Language Back At Number 1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why not? Hell, I know when I want to check out the goings on in programming the first and last place I turn is YouTube.

  15. Re:Chemical properties on Six Atoms of Element 117 Produced · · Score: 1

    Sounds like we have a candidate for the name of the new element: halucinicium.

  16. Re:Translation for your average homeowner... on Obama Unveils New Nuclear Doctrine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    More accurately, if you poison my family I promise to only shoot you yourself. I won't blow up your house, rape your wife, and burn your children alive. Unless it looks like there's plutonium in the cupboard, then all bets are off.

  17. Re:Obligatory... on Star Wars To Air As Animated Sitcom · · Score: 1

    What the hell is wrong with you and the mods? You can't get a simple quote right? It's "...as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

    And you call yourself a nerd. Turn in your card!

  18. Re:Seriously? on Net Neutrality Suffers Major Setback · · Score: 1

    What is the point of having the FCC if you don't let it do its job?

    According to the Court of Appeals, regulating the Internet is not part of its job. Are you saying the justices were wrong? If so, what case law do you have to prove your assertion?

  19. warning to the Mayor on Jordanian Mayor Angry Over "Alien Invasion" Prank · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You might want to stay off the Internet every April 1. It can be a little confusing (and annoying).

  20. Re:Can't wait for the "any language allowed" versi on Scrabble To Allow Proper Nouns · · Score: 2, Funny

    The french version of scrabble has a value of 10 for the W and Y letters, because they are in very few words. If only I was allowed tu use english words....

    Why? How would any English words help you?

  21. Re:The real question is- on Making Closed Software Act Like It's Open · · Score: 1

    What if you resize your monitor, do your 'customizations' all go to hell?

    How often does that happen, though? Personally, I've used laptops pretty much exclusively for the last six or seven years. Which means resizing the monitor means getting an entirely new system, something I only do once every two years or so. I'm more than happy to go through the steps to get this kind of thing working once every two years if it means I can customize software I have to use for work to make it easier for me to do my job.

  22. Re:Hmm... on Federal Appeals Court Says Sex Offender's Computer Ban Unfair · · Score: 1

    Your friend should look into online courses at someplace like University of Phoenix or Strayer University. I'm finishing my bachelors at Strayer online now and it's great, very easy to work the classes into my schedule with work, family, and community commitments. Once he's done, he could start looking for accounting gigs through sites like Guru or eLance, jobs he can do through the internet (and not run the risk of coming in contact with verboten persons).

    So yeah, it sucks that your friend got screwed like this, but there are workarounds available. You just have to think outside the box a little.

  23. Re:Not a Soviet first? on First Weather Satellite Launched 50 Years Ago · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Strategically, letting the Soviets go first was a good move. Can you imagine how Nikita "We will bury you" Khrushchev would've responded if the US had been first to launch a satellite? He would've banged his shoe at the UN some more and whined and complained about us invading their territory. But with the Soviets going first and us not complaining about Sputnik flying over our territory, the precedent was set that satellites could go anywhere. It might not have been Ike's plan all along, but it definitely worked out better for everyone in the long run.

  24. Re:Narrow interpretation on NJ Court Upholds Privacy of Personal Emails At Work · · Score: 1

    This is why, whenever I've turned in a company laptop (even if just exchanging it for a new one), I'll boot off a CD (or floppy, back in the day) and run "dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda" or the equivalent. Gets rid of everything on there, incriminating or not.

  25. Re:Soon To Be Overturned! on NJ Court Upholds Privacy of Personal Emails At Work · · Score: 1

    (Checks username of GP, ensures it's not BAG.) No, that's probably a good analogy.