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Jordanian Mayor Angry Over "Alien Invasion" Prank

krou writes "Jordanian mayor Mohammed Mleihan has taken a dim view of local newspaper Al-Ghad's April Fools prank, which saw a front page story claiming that 'flying saucers flown by 3m (10ft) creatures had landed in the desert town of Jafr.' The paper claimed that communication networks had gone down, and people were fleeing the area. The mayor called the local security authorities, who combed the area, but they were unable to find any evidence of the aliens. Mr Mleihan is now considering suing because of the distress it caused to residents: 'Students didn't go to school, their parents were frightened and I almost evacuated the town's 13,000 residents. People were scared that aliens would attack them.'" I guess they've never heard of Orson Welles in Jordan.

217 comments

  1. Let me be the first to say... by Psychotic_Wrath · · Score: 3, Funny

    The mayor is a retard!

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Pojut · · Score: 0, Redundant

      lol, who the hell mods the very first post of a story as "redundant"?

    2. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, it happens all the time.

    3. Re:Let me be the first to say... by v1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The mayor called the local security authorities, who combed the area

      So... the mayor set aside common sense, skipped the whole "why don't we call the newspaper and see what their source for this story is?" and called in the marines? AND the local law enforcement ALSO failed their reality check, made no attempt to talk sense into the mayor, and headed out on their alien snipe hunt?

      I say the whole group got what they deserved. The only reason the mayer is lawyering up is in retribution for a whole henhouse full of egg on his face.

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    4. Re:Let me be the first to say... by cpghost · · Score: 5, Funny

      The mayor called the local security authorities, who combed the area

      Colonel Sandurz: Are we being too literal?
      Dark Helmet: No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.

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    5. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Cos Jordan has never been invaded by a high-tech neighbour before...

    6. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 2, Funny

      We ain't found shit!

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    7. Re:Let me be the first to say... by flibuste · · Score: 0, Troll

      I am not Jordanian so I should not really care. However, your view of a country you have never been, barely heard of and which you can't probably point on a map, is a little blind....You also shouldn't mention Israel if you don't like being flamed, since it has no relevance with the FA. I know ignorance is bliss but you shouldn't abuse of it.

    8. Re:Let me be the first to say... by KharmaWidow · · Score: 2, Informative

      What make you think that bit you cited is the entire definition of the word redundant? "exceeding what is necessary or normal" is entirely subjective. Most of us use the word by its objective meaning, repetitious, which is entirely objective and can be counted to a finite result.

    9. Re:Let me be the first to say... by eleuthero · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Cos Jordan has never been invaded by a high-tech neighbour before...

      Of course, when Israel invaded Jordan each time they had already been invaded in reverse. ... Or perhaps you are referring back to the crusades... where it was more about numbers than superior European medieval technology.

    10. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... the mayor set aside common sense, skipped the whole "why don't we call the newspaper and see what their source for this story is?" and called in the marines? AND the local law enforcement ALSO failed their reality check, made no attempt to talk sense into the mayor, and headed out on their alien snipe hunt?

      I say the whole group got what they deserved. The only reason the mayer is lawyering up is in retribution for a whole henhouse full of egg on his face.

      I'm sure it's nice to be able to really let go and pour your scorn over somebody but let's take this down a notch. Keep in mind that they don't have much of a tradition for April fools jokes in that part of the world, April fools day is a European/American tradition. In view of that fact it's a bit harsh to call these people stupid. It's also a fair bet that reports of this incident have been blown completely out of proportion.

    11. Re:Let me be the first to say... by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      You are aware that Jordan has one of the most stable and educated populaces in the Middle East, right? ...that their laws allow for freedom of religion and that the issue with Israel is only part of the country's policies? ... and that originally they were holders of the entire West Bank under partition?

    12. Re:Let me be the first to say... by keeboo · · Score: 1

      Newsflash: April Fools' Day is not an universal celebration.

    13. Re:Let me be the first to say... by westlake · · Score: 1

      So... the mayor set aside common sense, skipped the whole "why don't we call the newspaper and see what their source for this story is?" and called in the marines? AND the local law enforcement ALSO failed their reality check, made no attempt to talk sense into the mayor, and headed out on their alien snipe hunt?

      You've made at least two assumptions here:

      That the hoax - the snipe hunt - is part of Jordanian culture.

      That in a violent and volitile region like the mideast the right decision for the mayor is NOT to call in the troops - and let them sort it out.

    14. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You are aware that Jordan has one of the most stable and educated populaces in the Middle East, right?"

      Which... unfortunately isn't saying much.

      "...and that the issue with Israel is only part of the country's policies?"

      Yep, which is also where the authorities that botched this alien thing came from.

    15. Re:Let me be the first to say... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      But the summary is already screaming "RETARD!" all over the text.

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    16. Re:Let me be the first to say... by mea37 · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight - you think the moderation tags are based on objective definitions? LOL

      The tags mean what the moderator who uses them means by using them. If you think you get to single out which definition of redundant you like, and tell the moderator they're wrong for using it when that definition doesn't apply, then the problem is with you, not the moderator.

      For the record, the definition I gave is indeed a complete definition of redundant. There are other definitions, but that does not make that definition incomplete.

    17. Re:Let me be the first to say... by teko_teko · · Score: 1

      It's possible that he may suspect this "flying saucer" is some other countries' new secret technology that is used to spy/attack them. Thus he call in the security.

    18. Re:Let me be the first to say... by KharmaWidow · · Score: 1

      LOL - relax. By writing "very first definition" you inadvertantly acknowledged that there are multiple definitions. But yet you ridiculed the guy for not using the definition you prefer...

      I was just (teasingly) pointing out that the definition you chose to embrace was entirely subjective... which means using your preferred definition you could call ANY comment redundant.

      Second, because peeps around here claim to default to science, naturally an objective definition is more suitable. Look up subjective and objective if you aren't familiar with the difference.

      It's all good. No harm; no foul.

    19. Re:Let me be the first to say... by KharmaWidow · · Score: 1

      Maybe, there should be a moderation label "obvious" because it sounds like that word is more appropriate in this case than 'exceeding what is necessary.' ...Because stating the obvious is sometimes necessary. Especially when one is trying to be funny.

    20. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, your emergency response plan includes reading the newspaper?
      What, are you trying to find out about disasters that happened YESTERDAY?

    21. Re:Let me be the first to say... by mea37 · · Score: 1

      "relax"

      What on Earth makes you think you know my emotional state?

      "By writing "very first definition" you inadvertantly acknowledged that there are multiple definitions"

      There was nothing inadvertant about it.

      "But yet you ridiculed the guy for not using the definition you prefer..."

      Wrong. I corrected him because he claimed that he gets to choose which definition the moderator has to use.

      "pointing out that the definition you chose to embrace"

      I didn't "choose to embrace" any definition. As busily as you're trying to make this situation symetric, it isn't. His claim was "the moderator was wrong for not using a particular definition". My claim is "the moderator is equally justified in using a different definition".

      As an aside, while I am not claiming that "unnecessary" is the only acceptable definition of redundant for moderation purposes, I do consider it the better one, for reasons I'll point out in a moment.

      "was entirely subjective"

      So is the entire moderation system. Get over it.

      "which means using your preferred definition you could call ANY comment redundant."

      Actually, no, that is not what "subjective" means. That you would suggest this makes it laughable that you later suggest I should look the term up.

      Subjective merely means that different people could come to different conclusions some of the time. No matter how much the baseball rulebook tries to define objective boundaries for the strike zone, on the field balls and strikes are subjective; however, that does not mean that you can call "any pitch" a ball.

      More to the point, all of the moderation tags are subjective. Someone subjectively believes that I was trolling with my initial comment; factually I was not, but it's that moderator's opinion that I was. And you know what - that's why there's metamoderation. If the community at large agrees that the tag was misapplied, then that moderator's score will go down; if not, it will stay up.

      And speaking of metamoderation, that points to why "unnecessary" really is the better definition to use for redundant when moderating. When you metamoderate, you don't see the whole thread, much less the order in which posts were made. You have to decide, by looking at the comment that was moderated and the moderation tag that was applied, whether the tag was fair. You cna't evaluate whether it was fair to say that another comment beat that one to the punch; you can evaluate whether it was fair to say that the comment was unnecessary.

      And really, if two guys have the same thought and post at nearly the same time; or if one guy posts something and an hour later it's burried in 100 posts, so another guy posts something similar without seeing the first post; how much sense does it really make to penalize the later post in those situations?

      So that's my opinion of what the tag "should" mean, but again that's really beside the point. The point is, the moderator decides which definition the moderator is using; "unnecessary" is a valid definition; so it is absurd to claim that the first post cannot be redundant.

    22. Re:Let me be the first to say... by KharmaWidow · · Score: 1

      Freaky comments like this give huge hints of your emotional state...

      I sincerely hope you have a nice day!

    23. Re:Let me be the first to say... by Kvasio · · Score: 1

      did you meta-moderate today?

    24. Re:Let me be the first to say... by v1 · · Score: 1

      While "April Fools Joke" may be an american tradition, the concept of a practical joke on any day is universal. Believing a globally preposterous newspaper article any day of the year should win you some sort of razzy'ish award.

      Unless you think the average Jordanian would even consider such an article to be true, any day of the year? No, this one was a dim bulb. OR, OR he happens to have a greater-than-average belief in aliens, and just latched onto it before someone could hit him with a common-sense-bat. There's my bet.

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    25. Re:Let me be the first to say... by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      Look, if I were the average Joe in Jordan and someone said "aliens have invaded, it's in the papers, the police are out looking for them", I would be more likely to think: "No way ... but somethings going on, so I'll keep the kids off school" than: "It must be a joke ... I'll ignore all the hullaballoo and send my kids off to school as per normal."

      And that's how panic spreads.

      As for the Mayor, he'd be better off admitting that he fell for the prank and then pointing out the serious side of it (panic caused etc) than doing the lawyer thing.

    26. Re:Let me be the first to say... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      But we have found lice.

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    27. Re:Let me be the first to say... by mea37 · · Score: 1

      That much easier to be dismissive and patronizing than to actually look at an alternative point of view, eh?

      Sheep.

    28. Re:Let me be the first to say... by KharmaWidow · · Score: 1

      LOL - why don't you consider my point of view!? You were totally in error by chastising that guy and you just won't admit it because you are an elitist poop. ...meanwhile, I tried to be polite and wish you well!

  2. Two important revelations ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Jordanians (and possibly, by extension, all Arabs) have a hilarious sense of humor.

    2. Politicians EVERYWHERE are absolute morons

    1. Re:Two important revelations ... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Arabs do in fact have a marvelous sense of humor, see Anthony Bourdain's excellent No Reservations episode where he travels to Saudi on the invitation of a viewer, Danya Alhamrani, who sent in an idea for him to go there last year and accompanied him. I think the trip was as much a surprise to me as well as to him.

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    2. Re:Two important revelations ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arabs do in fact have a marvelous sense of humor, see Anthony Bourdain's excellent No Reservations episode where he travels to Saudi on the invitation of a viewer, Danya Alhamrani, who sent in an idea for him to go there last year and accompanied him. I think the trip was as much a surprise to me as well as to him.

      Wait a minute. You can't have this both ways. If it's racist to say "BECAUSE THIS PERSON IS ARAB, he has [negative trait]" then it's also racist to say "BECAUSE THIS PERSON IS ARAB, he has [positive trait]". Both statements deny the individuality of the person in question and attribute their traits to their racial status.

      From dictionary.reference.com:

      racism
      /reszm/ [[ask.com]] Show Spelled[rey-siz-uhm] [[ask.com]] Show IPA
      –noun
      1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement [such as good humor], usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.

    3. Re:Two important revelations ... by cromar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except that no one is saying they are funny because they are genetically Saudis. (Would that even have any basis in reality? Are Saudis their own "race?") Cultures have many differences between each other, and that is a beautiful thing -- and that is what is being discussed.

      On the other hand, I don't know why I take the time to reply to obvious, anonymous trolls :)

    4. Re:Two important revelations ... by cromar · · Score: 1, Troll

      Or Jordanians even... heh.

    5. Re:Two important revelations ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that no one is saying they are funny because they are genetically Saudis. (Would that even have any basis in reality? Are Saudis their own "race?") Cultures have many differences between each other, and that is a beautiful thing -- and that is what is being discussed. On the other hand, I don't know why I take the time to reply to obvious, anonymous trolls :)

      If you're going to try and sound reasonable don't be a dolt about it. "Saudi" is a nationality. It refers to the nation of Saudi Arabia. A white person born in Saudi Arabia is also a "Saudi". The racist statement was not made about "Saudis". The statement was "Arabs do in fact have a marvelous sense of humor". He then mentions Saudis because most are Arabs, not Arabs because they are Saudis. I know, that whole reading comprehension thing is so tricky for you sometimes. Anyway, "Arab" is a racial/ethnic group primarily recognized by their brown to light-brown skin. To say that Arabs are a certain way is to make a racist statement. That statement isn't about culture because "Arabs" are a very large group that includes several different cultures.

      So, you have failed to rationalize away this instance of racism. Care to try again?

    6. Re:Two important revelations ... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      IIRC, genetically speaking, there are only three "races": European, African, and Asian. Every other ethnic group is some sort of mix or variation.

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    7. Re:Two important revelations ... by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. This is more like because this person is British, he has bad teeth. Humor is a cultural thing, much like dental hygiene. Furthermore - I think the statement "Arabs do in fact have a marvelous sense of humor" is counter- or anti-racist in that it subverts the quiet racism against Arabs amongst the current American populace (is he a terrorist/jihadist/fundamentalist/different) by highlighting a characteristic of Arabs that we can relate to, rather than one that highlights a division or disparity. In other words - Arabs are just like us; they have a sense of humor. By extension - politicians are not like us; they don't.

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    8. Re:Two important revelations ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, genetically speaking, there are only three "races": European, African, and Asian. Every other ethnic group is some sort of mix or variation.

      And making broad statements about a group that is a particular, unique, recognizable mix, such as Arabs, is still racism. Your point?

    9. Re:Two important revelations ... by cromar · · Score: 1, Troll
      Too bad I corrected myself 24 minutes before your post, dumb ass.

      I know, that whole reading comprehension thing is so tricky for you sometimes.

    10. Re:Two important revelations ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, I don't know why I take the time to reply to obvious, anonymous trolls :)

      Because that's exactly why you registered your slightly-above-the-million account in slashdot, long long time ago.

    11. Re:Two important revelations ... by c_forq · · Score: 1

      I think you are definitely recalling incorrectly. The way you describe race is controversial, but if you are going to buy into it you have at least Africans, Caucasians, Oceanian, East Asian, and Native American.

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    12. Re:Two important revelations ... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Native Americans are Asians. Not sure what "Oceanian" is.

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    13. Re:Two important revelations ... by Shatrat · · Score: 1

      The only surprise to me was that he punked out and didn't call anyone on the "We're segregated from men for our own protection." bullshit.
      There was so much horseshit and whitewashing of the lack of equality it almost felt like I was watching a documentary on the Separate but Equal doctrine in the 50s.
      I'd rather go to Cleveland on vacation than Saudi Arabia.

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    14. Re:Two important revelations ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, I don't know why I take the time to reply to obvious, anonymous trolls :)

      Because if you didn't they'd starve!

    15. Re:Two important revelations ... by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Umm.. no. African includes Nigerian, Bantu, and Bushman. Caucasian includes Italian, English, Iranian, Indian and Lapp. Oceanian includes Australian Aborigine and New Guinean. East Asian includes Japanese, Chinese, Malay, Polynesian, and Micronesian. Native American includes Eskimo, Brazil Indian, and Alaska Indian. Now current theory under this breakdown is that Native Americans split from East Asians, but to say they are of the same would be the same as saying Caucasians are Africans. This is viewing races as a clade. There are interpretations of race besides viewing us as subspecies of a general ancestor, including that race is nothing more than a social construct.

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    16. Re:Two important revelations ... by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      The point made was: Arabs are no more or less able to see a joke than anyone else.

    17. Re:Two important revelations ... by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1

      I think you have misunderstood the post.

    18. Re:Two important revelations ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That generalizes on who are Jordanians. "Jordanians" have become fewer as time goes. They are being crouded out by Palestinians, Iraqis, and Egyptians. Most of the Palestinians hold Jordanian citizenship, some consider themselves "Jordanian".

      I've yet to meet an actual Jordanian (Bedouin or otherwise) who is funny, for that matter a funny Iraqi. The Palestinians I've met are very funny. Egyptians: Even funnier.

    19. Re:Two important revelations ... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Again, I'm talking genetics here. The recent PBS series Face of America dealt with this much better than I can. But Indians are genetically Asian (no surprise since you can look at them and see that). Australian aboriginals and New Guinean's are genetically African (though of an ancient branch). Of course, when you get into interpretations of race, you can mire down in all kinds of debates. But genetically, there is no such thing as an "American Indian," or a "Hispanic," or an "Italian," etc. You can only meaningfully test for percentages of African/Asian/European genotypes (though you can go back far enough to when even these "races" become muddied).

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    20. Re:Two important revelations ... by c_forq · · Score: 1

      I'm talking genetics too. It is a bit more complex than the simplification PBS treats it with. Genetically there is around a 1-3% difference between current humans in the world. There are no stark lines when comparing genomes. Scientifically race doesn't stand. Please see Dr. Craig Venter's research on the human genome in this regard. The differences between race are crazy small, and things you might attribute to one race (for example in America the sickle cell attribute is associated with people of African descent) are actually non-existent (people of Mediterranean, Middle Eastern, and Indian descent have developed the sickle cell trait - it correlates to malaria distribution better than population groups). Evolutionary scientists have pretty much rejected race, and even social scientists have switched to self-identified ethnicity. If you are trying to group people into races, the clade I described were the last accepted groupings, but fell out of favor with science in the 1970's. Even in the 1960's Livingston concluded that there were no races, but instead only clines. Even with the clade view there are huge problems, which also exist in the model you propose, such as the European/Caucasian grouping being as large of a swath as it is due to social reasons rather than science.

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  3. Best prank ever by e2d2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This has to go down as one of the best ever. If they evacuated it would've been insane. This teaches you to be skeptical of "truths" handed to you on a platter by the media.

    I tell you what though - they'd never try this in Saudi Arabia. They'd end up executed for sorcery.

    1. Re:Best prank ever by Scutter · · Score: 5, Funny

      they'd never try this in Saudi Arabia. They'd end up executed for sorcery.

      Since it was a UFO prank, wouldn't the charge be saucery?

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    2. Re:Best prank ever by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      They'd end up executed for sorcery.

      Strange village guy: But she's a witch!
      Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.

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    3. Re:Best prank ever by Bakkster · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This teaches you to be skeptical of "truths" handed to you on a platter by the media.

      Though, we're not talking about reporting on "truths" that are partisan spin. We're talking about a front page report about a disaster/national security issue. You know, the kind of thing where taking the time to investigate it on your own could be costly, and that you expect has little room for intentionally misleading reporting.

      In any case, it's poor form to publish a prank story implying people were in imminent danger, especially in a country like Jordan, which according to TFA is not known for pranks. I'd be angry too, since the prank had actual consequences (loss of productivity, etc).

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    4. Re:Best prank ever by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who saw the Target bullseye in the backround? So....the employees at Target are aliens???

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    5. Re:Best prank ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "publish a prank story implying people were in imminent danger"

      If I'm in imminent danger, I'd hate to have to wait until the morning printing to find out about it.

    6. Re:Best prank ever by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When you are in a region close to warring countries, how are you expected to react when an unidentified force lands and disembark ? The mayor reaction was quite sane : aerial unidentified vehicles, possibly military, were signaled to have landed by what was supposed to be a trusted channel. Doing this kind of prank in an unstable region is like shouting "fire !" with no specific reason in the middle of a crowd. It creates apparently stupid reactions but that are perfectly logical in the context of the decision maker.

      Imagine a prank in the 1960 that would say that strange cigar shaped rockets were coming toward the USA. Would you blame all the sheeplish people who would rush for the shelters ?

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    7. Re:Best prank ever by nospam007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Imagine a prank in the 1960 that would say that strange cigar shaped rockets were coming toward the USA. Would you blame all the sheeplish people who would rush for the shelters ?"

      Yes, since they already were on the run 22 years earlier.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds_(radio)

    8. Re:Best prank ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternatively, it might make people use their brains and evaluate what they are being fed. Anyone dumb enough to believe 3m tall aliens have landed and then hides under their bed needs to get a dose of reality and fix their edumacation.

    9. Re:Best prank ever by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1938 was before WWII, before the cold war, and before the nuclear fear.

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    10. Re:Best prank ever by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      aerial unidentified vehicles, possibly military, were signaled to have landed

      If the summary is correct, the article also said that the vehicles were piloted by 3-meter-tall creatures. I know there's a lot of cultural hatred amongst various groups in that part of the world, but I don't think a report about a military invasion by a neighboring country would go quite that far.

    11. Re:Best prank ever by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      If I'm in imminent danger, I'd hate to have to wait until the morning printing to find out about it.

      I guess it's a good thing you don't live in Jordan, then.

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    12. Re:Best prank ever by causality · · Score: 1

      When you are in a region close to warring countries, how are you expected to react when an unidentified force lands and disembark ? The mayor reaction was quite sane : aerial unidentified vehicles, possibly military, were signaled to have landed by what was supposed to be a trusted channel. Doing this kind of prank in an unstable region is like shouting "fire !" with no specific reason in the middle of a crowd. It creates apparently stupid reactions but that are perfectly logical in the context of the decision maker.

      That's the norm to which we've been conditioned, yes. It's one option of many. Personally, I prefer not to be a panicky herd animal. I could do that, I guess, but it's so much more satisfying to be a thinking self-determined human being.

      If I am in a theater and the guy near me yells "FIRE!", I'm not going to fly into a panic. If the guy six feet from me smells smoke or sees flames, I too should smell smoke. I too can glance around and look for flames. As none of my physical senses are impaired in any way, I can use my own judgment. Even if there IS a fire, being seized by fear like some kind of animal is not going to help me deal with it. When people do that, they create the second danger of being trampled in addition to the first danger of the fire.

      If you think that's too high of a standard for average people, I would say they are more than capable but too eager to sell themselves short. It's not like public education wants a tough-minded population that's skeptical and highly skilled at critical thinking. But let's say it really is an unreasonable standard to expect average people to use their minds to overcome animal impulses. The mayor, however, is in a position of leadership. He's not fit to lead anyone if he isn't an exception to the general herd-mentality. If he's not a member of the herd-mentality, his first step would have been to check with the newspaper. They were, after all, claiming contact with extraterrestrial beings and extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. Not to mention that if this really happened, he would hear about it from his police (or military) forces or maybe air-traffic control long before it would appear the next day in the paper.

      Instead, the mayor panicked and now he rightfully feels stupid. Too bad he's dealing with that by trying to save face. He should be thanking the newspaper for helping him become a better leader by exposing a weakness of which he was unaware. But he won't, because that would mean swallowing his pride, and he's apparently not man enough to do that. So now the newspaper might end up in a courtroom. That is not justice.

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    13. Re:Best prank ever by billcopc · · Score: 1

      I'll believe in 3m tall aliens long before I ever put any stock in any bible, Torah or Qur'an.

      Believing in aliens isn't necessarily stupid. Believing in aliens because the morning paper mentioned it on April fools day and not realizing for one second that maybe, just maybe, aliens would pick a nicer place to land than war-torn fundie Jordan, now THAT'S stupid.

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    14. Re:Best prank ever by ultraexactzz · · Score: 1

      Here's the problem, though. The News media may be a trusted channel - but the very fact that civil authorities (first responders, military, etc) were not notifying the mayor of the situation should have immediately raised red flags everywhere. No notice from the police, for example, indicates that either a) the police have been wiped out, or b) there is nothing to report.

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    15. Re:Best prank ever by rainmouse · · Score: 1

      Very true, most of the reaction seems very justifiable in an unstable region coupled with typical media spin which is usually of dubious accuracy to begin with. Consider not your 1960's example but instead the mass panic and pandemonium in 1931 following the broadcast of War of the Worlds despite repeat statements throughout the show advising that it was a work of fiction.

    16. Re:Best prank ever by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      It's obvious, the Target logo must be the pentagram for saucerers!

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    17. Re:Best prank ever by dominious · · Score: 1

      Yes it was a front page report, but it was reported on 1st of April. And it was a report about aliens. I mean come on! 1st April and aliens report? Would you seriously believe it?

    18. Re:Best prank ever by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      It would be reasonable to assume that Jordan doesn't have the same cultural trappings that we do. Would you, without looking it up, know when you woke up that it was the first day of Ramadan? Is it that hard to expect that this non-Western nation without a tradition of practical jokes would have people who don't wake up on April 1st with a stronger sense of skepticism than usual?

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    19. Re:Best prank ever by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Jordan isn't exactly war-torn Muslim-fundie land. It's like that moon with the whorehouse on it in "Firefly": it could have developed a fair while ago if the local ruler didn't like to play King in His Castle and Ethnic Cleansing so much.

    20. Re:Best prank ever by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Yes, since they already were on the run 22 years earlier.

      Wait, let me make sure I understand your logic: since hydrogen-bomb-packing ICBMs were not a credible threat in 1938, it follows that they weren't a credible threat in 1960. Right?

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    21. Re:Best prank ever by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Well it's your right to be angry. But maybe you should just relax man. Here toke on this [passing joint]

    22. Re:Best prank ever by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      e're talking about a front page report about a disaster/national security issue.

      Because when I read - the next morning - about how aliens came in and took over the town the night before no matter what I see when I look out the window, I'm totally gonna call in the marines.

    23. Re:Best prank ever by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Believing in aliens isn't necessarily stupid. Believing in aliens because the morning paper mentioned it on April fools day and not realizing for one second that maybe, just maybe, aliens would pick a nicer place to land than war-torn fundie Jordan, now THAT'S stupid.

      Believing someone is stupid because they read on /. that someone in Jordan got fooled on April 1, and not realizing for one second that maybe Jordan doesn't generally observe April Fools the way we do? Now THAT'S stupid.

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    24. Re:Best prank ever by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 1

      No kidding. These kinds of pranks can be DANGEROUS.
      On August 31st, 2005 in Baghdad, there was a large crowd of Shiites on a pilgrimage crossing a crowded bridge. Someone somewhere on the bridge said something about suicide bombers, and this sparked a horrible panic which turned into a stampede. Over 950 people died from being crushed, suffocated or drowning after jumping or falling into the Tigris. This probably wasn't a prank. It could have been malicious, or maybe there are words that rhyme with suicide bomber in Arabic. But it does demonstrate how dangerous a prank can be.

    25. Re:Best prank ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This teaches you to be skeptical of "truths" handed to you on a platter by the media." i think they are too stupid to get that message....

    26. Re:Best prank ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before WWII the greatest fear was Zepplins pouring poison gas over large cities. Interesting enough, the original Orson Welles broadcast depicted the aliens using gas as the weapon to wipe out mankind. The myth of alien attack from outer space has always had a connection to the military technology of the era. Death rays = radiation. Mylar weather balloons = crashed alien space ship. Even today, Area 51 - a military installation, will forever be connected with the UFO phenomenon.

    27. Re:Best prank ever by MalikyeMoon · · Score: 1

      they'd never try this in Saudi Arabia. They'd end up executed for sorcery.

      Since it was a UFO prank, wouldn't the charge be saucery?

      Booo hisss ..... :)

    28. Re:Best prank ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly Israel has Avatar technology already!

    29. Re:Best prank ever by Tuidjy · · Score: 1

      Or c) that communications are disrupted (as the newspaper article claimed).

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    30. Re:Best prank ever by billcopc · · Score: 1

      April fools or not, when something seems patently ridiculous, it should be one's duty to verify the claim before accepting it as fact.

      You don't see people calling air raids every time the Onion has a bowel movement.

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    31. Re:Best prank ever by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "aliens would pick a nicer place to land than war-torn fundie Jordan, now THAT'S stupid."

      Maybe the aliens were just ignorant and thought Jordan was similar to the UK - a peacefull constiutional monarchy with a secular society that embraces modernity?

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    32. Re:Best prank ever by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Now, don't get me wrong, there's something cool about the UK night life, but I would hope that beings capable of space travel are also sufficiently socially advanced to recognize monarchy as an embarrassingly archaic model of government.

      I'm not saying that crock we call democracy is any better in practice, but at least we rotate our leaders around every few years... oh, and they have surnames! :P Mononyms are for attention-starved "artists", thankyouverymuch.

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    33. Re:Best prank ever by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      April fools or not, when something seems patently ridiculous, it should be one's duty to verify the claim before accepting it as fact.

      Which he did, although via the roundabout method of sending troops to investigate rather than calling the station. Although, the article said communication had been cut off, so he probably expected a faster answer from the troops.

      You don't see people calling air raids every time the Onion has a bowel movement.

      But it happens, for people who don't have cultural experience with the Onion.

      So yes, he totally got duped, but there's no sense being all high-and-mighty about it.

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  4. They weren't aliens by alex_l83 · · Score: 0, Troll

    They were mars-born nazis that got cover when security raided the area. Thanks to the mayor, the danger of nazi occupation is now gone!

  5. Sue!!1 by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    You’re an idiot and everyone knows it... but if you sue them, by golly, you’ll show them who’s boss and you won’t look like a buffoon any longer.

    Except... you will.

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    1. Re:Sue!!1 by billcopc · · Score: 1

      You should have said that to SCO a while back.

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  6. Angry? by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

    So he'd be happy if aliens were actually invading?

  7. Is common to have these kinds of reactions by greggman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When some radio station you normally trust starts reporting a hoax it takes a while to figure out it's a hoax. It's happened several times.

    http://www.wnyc.org/shows/radiolab/episodes/2005/06/29

    1. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      How had he never heard of War of the Worlds?
      I mean it's a cultural thing at this point.

      At the very least you'd think someone around him would have laughed and let him in on the joke.

      If they'd reported that terrorists had attacked, a foreign military or some other remotely plausible threat sure but aliens???

    2. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is what is considered a credible threat for that part of the world.

    3. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I mean it's a cultural thing at this point.

      In Jordan?

    4. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by GuJiaXian · · Score: 1

      Is that real? If so, that's sick (and yes, I'm sure much worse things have been done to hurt/kill kids and such, but it's still sick).

    5. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      Nothing like that would ever happen. People are too smart to believe everything they hear or read. I read so on the Intertubenetweb.

          [/sarcasm]

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    6. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by GNious · · Score: 0, Troll

      Parent is likely American - locales outside the timezones covered by the US-of-A does not exist unless reported on by Fox, and then only for the duration of said reporting. Locales inside aforementioned timezones are part of the US-of-A, Canada or Mexico.

    7. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Obviously, Hungry Hobo would never be tricked by a story out of One Thousand and One Nights.

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    8. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by sznupi · · Score: 1

      It's a cultural thing in your culture.

      But, for example, what notable can you say, from the top of your head, about "Captain Abu Raed" film?

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    9. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      It has its own wikipedia page?

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    10. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What? You have to ask if that's real?

      No! Of course it isn't real.

      But there's no shortage of idiots who believe it to be true anyway.

    11. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How had he never heard of War of the Worlds?
      I mean it's a cultural thing at this point.

      You'd think that they'd at least of heard of The Flintstones, when the Way Outs (a British rock band) invaded Bedrock. The publicity behind the whole affair promoted them as being "out of this world", which caused the residents of Bedrock to believe that their town was being invaded by space aliens. In the cartoon, however, the guy on the radio promoting the band was eventually arrested by the police.

      The problem is that, if there is ever a real space alien invasion, people won't take it seriously. Sort like people never take weathermen seriously until after Hurricane Katrina comes around, and then they'll be waiting for years for the government to give them their promised trailer home. Trust me, if you think bad weather is dangerous, just think of the aliens!

    12. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by westlake · · Score: 1

      How had he never heard of War of the Worlds? I mean it's a cultural thing at this point

      Your culture. Not his.

    13. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      no I'm european.
      Famous fiction does get published outside the american boarders despite what you may think.

    14. Re:Is common to have these kinds of reactions by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Well, Queen Noor of Jordan is an American. (And still pretty hot at 58.) However I take your point about cultural translation of American 1938 radio dramas.

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  8. Nuts : Warning. May contain nuts by VShael · · Score: 1

    Why do we have to change the rules just because some idiots are finding brand new unforeseen ways to be stupid?

  9. A little like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...screaming "fire" in a crowded theatre?

    1. Re:A little like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      More like screaming that you see Lincoln's Ghost in a crowded theater and causing a panic because of credulousness.

  10. heh by Pojut · · Score: 1

    Stop fueling my silent rage.

    Oh, and apparently this no longer applies exclusively to the USA...slightly modified, of course.

    1. Re:heh by Molochi · · Score: 1

      Silent rage...

      Hey, I did my part to meme-ify 131.

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=131

      But apparently, my sentiments were in the minority. Hell only 25 people have even voted on the entry so I guess it's not really a part of most people's concerns one way or the other.

      Though it didn't catch on, I glad there's at least a wikipedia page about it.

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  11. Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoax by VShael · · Score: 4, Informative

    The urban legend that sprang up, about ignorant people believing that the radio broadcast of War of the worlds was real, is one of the most pervasive and believed myths in modern times.

    It was fuelled by the newspapers and magazines of the era, who didn't like radio much and were keen to portray it in a bad light.

    As anyone who has heard the broadcast knows, the show was frequently interrupted by voice overs telling you that you were listening to a dramatisation.

    No doubt though, there will be those on slashdot who will also continue to perpetuate this legend as historical fact.

  12. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by gblackwo · · Score: 1

    citation please.

  13. His fault by aBaldrich · · Score: 1

    It was his fault. He should have dropped his inferior culture and converted to saxonwesternism long ago.

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  14. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by VShael · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sure...

    "Later studies suggested this panic was less widespread than newspapers suggested. During this period, many newspapers were concerned that radio, a new medium, would render the press obsolete. In addition, this was a time of yellow journalism, and as a result, journalists took this opportunity to demonstrate the dangers of broadcast by embellishing the story, and the panic that ensued, greatly." see Mass Communication Theory: Foundations, Ferment, and Future By Stanley J. Baran, Dennis K. Davis

    Robert E. Bartholomew suggests that hundreds of thousands were frightened in some way, but notes that evidence of people taking action based on this fear is "scant" and "anecdotal".
    See - Bartholomew, Robert E. (2001). Little Green Men, Meowing Nuns and Head-Hunting Panics: A Study of Mass Psychogenic Illness and Social Delusion. Jefferson, North Carolina: Macfarland & Company. pp. 217ff.. ISBN 0-7864-0997-5.

    And for a slightly more amusing take on the myth :
    http://www.cracked.com/article_18487_6-ridiculous-history-myths-you-probably-think-are-true_p2.html

    That enough citations for you?

  15. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As anyone who has heard the broadcast knows, the show was frequently interrupted by voice overs telling you that you were listening to a dramatisation.

    Not quite. Up until last year, my parents had a record (33) of the entire broadcast. There were only three times the announcement was made that this was a dramatisation(sic) and not real. Had someone come in at any other time, they would not have known it wasn't real.

    I should have saved the record from the yard sale, but I debated what I would do with it in the ensuing decades other than holding on to it as a curious memento of the broadcast.

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  16. Reply : Warning, may increase urge to reply! by thijsh · · Score: 1

    We have to create some rules for the real idiots... like how they can win a Darwin award.

  17. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical backwards community stuck in the 19th century. Not unlike Mississippi.

  18. d9 by furty · · Score: 1

    Wikus escorted the prawns away quickly, that is why they could not find any evidence of them.

  19. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by Aladrin · · Score: 1

    A later study, which had no actual evidence and just supposes a lot of things, is supposed to contradict writings from the same timeframe as the event?

    No, you'll have to cite better than that.

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  20. Psychological Warfare With Jordan by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, if the US ever finds a reason to go to war with Jordan, all they need to do is to carpet bomb the place with old copies of "The Weekly World News http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekly_World_News ."

    The Jordanians will be to dazed to put up a fight.

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    1. Re:Psychological Warfare With Jordan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      _too_ dazed, fool.

  21. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by mea37 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, let's see...

    You said that it was a "myth" that people believed the War of the Worlds broadcasts were real, and implied that nobody hearing them could possibly believe that.

    Your citation only says that some reports of fear were overstated by newspapers with an agenda, and yet it acknowledges that "hundreds of thousands were frightened" (compared to a U.S. population of about 130M at the time).

    Nope, not enough citation for your claim.

  22. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by medv4380 · · Score: 3, Informative

    It also ran without any commercial breaks which also made it seem more genuine to the people who tuned in late. The exaggerated level of panic is the only thing that was an urban legend.

  23. I Guess They've Never Heard Of Reality Either by SplicerNYC · · Score: 1

    No evidence. No proof. They don't exist and never did. That doesn't mean there isn't life on other planets, just that as far as we know about the laws of physics, it would take quite a long time and a real effort on the part of any society to want to do it. You'd think Jordanians would be a tad more modern.

  24. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

    See - Bartholomew, Robert E. (2001). Little Green Men, Meowing Nuns and Head-Hunting Panics: A Study of Mass Psychogenic Illness and Social Delusion. Jefferson, North Carolina: Macfarland & Company. pp. 217ff.. ISBN 0-7864-0997-5.

    Please post more citations on Meowing Nuns. I, like, need them for a research project or something . . .

    . . . or is this just Hentai stuff, and not real nuns?

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  25. Orson wells, WTF? by k8to · · Score: 2, Funny

    What does Citizen Kane have to do with it? Perhaps you meant H.G. Wells?

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    1. Re:Orson wells, WTF? by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 2, Informative

      H.G. Wells wrote the War of the Worlds.

      Orson Wells did the radio play.

    2. Re:Orson wells, WTF? by jabelli · · Score: 2, Informative

      H. G. Wells wrote War of the Worlds, set in England. Orson Wells directed an episode of Mercury Theatre on the Air that was an adaptation of the story, set in New Jersey. Nobody ever thought the novel was a factual account. There were some people who thought the radio episode was actual news reporting and panicked.

    3. Re:Orson wells, WTF? by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      There's even a radio interview out there where they met and discussed the event.

    4. Re:Orson wells, WTF? by FiloEleven · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is correct, except it's spelled "Welles."

      There are also a number of very good reason why people thought the radio episode was actual news reporting, outlined in this Radiolab episode.

      There was a disclaimer at the beginning of the broadcast, which most people missed. There was a (fictitious) musical act "scheduled" for the show. The music was first interrupted to bring "breaking news" of "explosions seen on Mars." The next interruption reported that the explosions were rockets leaving the surface of mars, and a third said they were heading towards earth. Every time a report was finished, the music returned, leaving people to wonder. Every time there was another interruption, the whole thing gained more credibility.

      Then they brought in actors portraying astronomers, government officials, and others, all of this offered up with the seriousness of the Hindenburg coverage--which Welles listed as one of his inspirations. One of the freakier parts that gave me chills even knowing it was fake is an on-scene reporter at the landing site. He sees something come out of the spacecraft, and it attacks the soldiers in front of him (with requisite gunfire and other sound effects). The reporter is emotionally distraught but still trying to report when suddenly---silence, he is cut off in mid-sentence. There's a good five or ten seconds of silence, which is almost unheard of on radio even today.

      Welles knew what he was doing. He knew that War of the Worlds presented as originally told would be stale and get no listeners. He wanted to trick people, though he originally denied it, in order to teach them not to believe everything they see or hear from mass media. The lesson has obviously not been learned--people have pulled the same stunt successfully at least 3 times, discussed on Radiolab along with the occasionally disastrous results, and this makes a fourth.

    5. Re:Orson wells, WTF? by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      What does Citizen Kane have to do with it? Perhaps you meant H.G. Wells?

      I'm wondering why this is informative... it should be funny.

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  26. warning to the Mayor by corbettw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You might want to stay off the Internet every April 1. It can be a little confusing (and annoying).

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    1. Re:warning to the Mayor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I simply do not check any newspapers or online sources at all during all of April 1. It's a bit boring actually -- and I find it strange that we've chosen to go without reliable newsreporting ability for a full day each year. Organizations that participate by publishing hoaxes lose my respect and, in some cases, business.

  27. Irony by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 1

    There were no aliens... but there were probings.

  28. The horrors by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    I remember studying the horrors of the Eugenics movement but I have to say... everyone of those people... might do us some good to keep dumb people from having too many kids who will also grow up to fear alien invasions from flying saucers...

    Score +1 for the Idiocracy again... So far this week we are at a record of 33 points for the idiocracy and it's only Tuesday...

    I mean even if there were aliens attacking, LOOK UP and if the skies are clear... no aliens in flying saucers. It's not like he reported INVISIBLE ALIEN SAUCERS... Right?

    If common sense is common, then those that lack it lose their common link to the rest of us...

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    1. Re:The horrors by billcopc · · Score: 1

      I dunno man, I wouldn't mind watching "OW my balls!" once in a while, just to see idiots getting hurt, that is.

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    2. Re:The horrors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your meme is tired.

      I have found that most of those who make Idiocracy references all the goddamned time are only slightly above average in intelligence. They feel like they're special, yet deep down they know they're not THAT special, so they must continually make themselves feel better by loudly decrying how stupid most people are.

      You make it quite obvious that you are one of those people. Hold fast to your few percentage points. Meanwhile, those of us with enough intelligence know that it is far from the only thing that matters, and that we too are susceptible to manipulation, that most people are not stupid in most situations. You continue to alienate yourself, living your sad little life, while we fortunate ones who outshine your pale glory will enjoy ourselves fully in a world overflowing with more worthwhile, if a little less intelligent, human beings.

    3. Re:The horrors by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      It was a parody of a real show called "kicked in the nuts." I saw some episodes on YouTube a few years ago.

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  29. I guess they've never heard of Orson Welles... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Wow, how culturally sensitive of you.

    I guess you've never heard of Abdelsalam al-Majali. (Sure, I'll wait while you look it up...)

    1. Re: I guess they've never heard of Orson Welles... by ooooli · · Score: 1

      Wow, how culturally sensitive of you.

      Ah, the cultural sensitivity police. Where would we be without you guys.

      And you're right, referencing a highly similar and relevant story that happened in the US is just the same as arrogantly assuming that everyone everywhere needs to know obscure political figures with funny names that, frankly, I think you made up.

    2. Re: I guess they've never heard of Orson Welles... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Hey, Abdelsalam al-Majali was merely the Prime Minister of Jordan, whereas Orson Welles was a celebrity! There is no comparison between the two!

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    3. Re: I guess they've never heard of Orson Welles... by kaizendojo · · Score: 0

      Not the 'cultural sensitivity police' just proving a point, proven further by the fact that you didn't know who al-Majali is. Rather than dismissing it as someone I made up, a simple search would have educated you. Yet you expect Jordanian's to know not only who Orson Welles was, but what similar historical prank that he was involved in well over 70 years ago. Meaningless to many contemporary Americans, let alone Jordanians.

      And while many Jordanians can tell you the name of various US Cabinet members, some of our own folks here in the US can barely name the VP!

      BTW, al-Majali was director of medical services for the Jordanian armed forces, president of Jordan University, and minister of health. He also served as advisor to King Hussein starting in the late 1980s. Majali was prime minister from 1993 to 1995, during which time he signed the 1994 Jordanian-Israeli peace treaty.

      Not exactly a nobody, but *you* didn't know who he was, did you?

    4. Re: I guess they've never heard of Orson Welles... by ooooli · · Score: 1

      Not the 'cultural sensitivity police' just proving a point, proven further by the fact that you didn't know who al-Majali is. Rather than dismissing it as someone I made up, a simple search would have educated you. Yet you expect Jordanian's to know not only who Orson Welles was, but what similar historical prank that he was involved in well over 70 years ago. Meaningless to many contemporary Americans, let alone Jordanians.

      I don't see how that proves any kind of point whatsoever. First, the reference to Orson Welles was not there so Jordanians should get it, it was there for the /. crowd. (not that there's no intersection). Second, the implication that Jordanians should know about the War of the Worlds scare was clearly a joke -- but wouldn't it have been useful if they had? Third, again, how are you not comparing apples and oranges? Give me the name of a Jordanian film director who was involved in a prank that, if known in the US would have been highly useful in avoiding an embarrasing similar occurrence there. Then we'll talk.

      Not exactly a nobody, but *you* didn't know who he was, did you?

      No, I didn't know who he was. Yes, I did look him up, as you might see from the fact that I referred to him as a political figure, not, say, a member of a Jordanian boy band. And no, I wasn't serious when I said you made the name up. There should really be an irony tag.

    5. Re: I guess they've never heard of Orson Welles... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

      There should really be an irony tag.

      On that, we are in total agreement...

  30. Legend by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot, let this be a lesson to you. If your April Fool's day jokes earn you an intervention by authorities, get children out of school for a day, and result in a possible lawsuit against your organization by an official political body, then you are doing it right.

    Anything less just falls short.

  31. He's back? Re:Orson wells, WTF? by objekt · · Score: 1

    Run! He'll eat us all!

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  32. But IF, it Were True... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    In the cold, jaundice glare of reality, the following scenario would most likely occur. The Aliens would go about their business doing what they came here to do. Mayor Mohammed, may, be contacted by the Aliens. But as sure as the sun comes up the morning, Government representatives from all over this planet would be approaching, very quickly, to the landing site. The optimal solution to consider is getting places for the diplomats to stay. Worst case scenario is that it won't matter. Best case scenario, investing in the local business; fast.

    But the one question that all 7+ Billion of us should be asking is, "Why there?"

  33. "Citation please" Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had a nickle for every moron who posts "Citation please" I'd be a fucking millionaire.

    Unlike these jackasses, I don't think everyone on Slashdot is posting lies or misconceptions.

    I suspect that these imbeciles often do and expect that everyone else does too.

  34. Now aliens know when to invade by naplam33 · · Score: 0

    Now aliens know when to invade... on April Fools day

  35. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I heard an original copy once as well, and while it was dated, it had all the hallmarks of journalism from its period. I can see easily how people tuning in at the wrong moment might have thought it was the real thing. -There were segments where the reporter was doing the whole, "I don't know if anybody is still receiving this, but. . ." thing with explosions and ray guns sounding off all around him. Keeping in mind also that the jury hadn't even been assembled, let alone come to any decisions regarding the whole UFO thing at that point in our history.

    Further, I don't know what the state of radio drama was at that time, but Orson Wells was certainly an innovator and he might have been breaking entirely new ground with such a story-telling technique. Sort of "Blair Witch", except with audiences having no emotional/intellectual defenses built up through past exposure to similar stories.

    Though, on the other side of the coin, I can also see how the story of people being frightened would be a very, very easy (and fun) thing to exaggerate in the telling. Just look at how headlines get pumped up around here. While the shape of media has changed dramatically over the years, it's still humans selling the 'scoop'.

    -FL

  36. Don't be fooled by Narishma · · Score: 1

    They are just trying to cover up the fact that aliens really did land in that desert. You shouldn't trust everything the media says.

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  37. Jordan - The Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://socialprotest.com/jordan-the-truth

  38. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    Knowing some from that generation, do remember that not everyone heard the opening disclaimer, and that some of them didn't stay glued to their radios to hear the latter ones.

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  39. Eheh, a national emergency in a NEWSPAPER by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    because you know, when the aliens to invade, I am sure the first priority is to set a frontpage, insert some nice ads, print it, distribute it...

    At least the Orson Welles scare was over the bloody radio.

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    1. Re:Eheh, a national emergency in a NEWSPAPER by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      because you know, when the aliens to invade, I am sure the first priority is to set a frontpage, insert some nice ads, print it, distribute it...

      At least the Orson Welles scare was over the bloody radio.

      In both this instance and the War of the Worlds radio broadcast, neither was from the point of view that the aliens were in charge of the media. Both are the media 'reporting' on an ongoing alien invasion in a backwater hick town, so I'm not sure how this is relevent.

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    2. Re:Eheh, a national emergency in a NEWSPAPER by chickenarise · · Score: 1

      Jesus are you daft? If there is an alien invasion what makes you think the newspaper is going to take its time and make a nicely put together newspaper and deliver it the same way they do every day? The point is, if there is an alien invasion, the newspaper is going to be hard pressed to "break" the story.

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    3. Re:Eheh, a national emergency in a NEWSPAPER by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      Right, the news would never look this good.

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    4. Re:Eheh, a national emergency in a NEWSPAPER by chickenarise · · Score: 1

      Nice to see you still don't know how to read a post. Here's a hint, when someone says "The point is..." he will follow those words with the point he is trying to get across. My argument is not that the newspaper looks "too good", my POINT is that a newspaper is going to be hard pressed to "break" the story. There are a lot of low probability assumptions you have to make in order to believe that the newspaper broke the story. First, not a single soul at the newspaper thought it would be a good idea to let the mayor know that there is an alien invasion going on. Second, those who witnessed the alien invasion never escalated their testimony to anyone other than the newspaper. Third, the newspaper decides to withhold this breaking news until their paper is completely ready (i.e. they don't rush out a preliminary pamphlet that breaks the story).

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  40. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by Kidbro · · Score: 1

    Big Media trying to badmouth a new information distribution medium because they can't control it and fear becoming obsolete?

    Man, things were pretty bleak back then, good thing nothing like that happens these days....

  41. On the first of April? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Common sense, not so common actually.

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  42. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by bugi · · Score: 1

    Of course they were frightened. It was a horror story.

    Their initial shock however wore off as soon as they heard one of those frequent interruptions stating it was a radio play.

  43. cuts both ways by bugi · · Score: 1

    And they say we're ignorant of their culture?

    At least we have self-righteous idiot leaders in common.

  44. Radio Lab by Triv · · Score: 1
    Radio Lab did a great radio story about 3 different iterations of the War of the Worlds broadcast - Welles' version, one in Central America and one in upstate New York in the 70's.

    Check it out.

    1. Re:Radio Lab by Triv · · Score: 1

      I misremembered. Chile, not quite Central America.

  45. This happens all the time. by FiloEleven · · Score: 2

    I heard a Radiolab episode all about War of the Worlds, the original broadcast and repeat performances all over the world. "From Santiago, Chile to Buffalo, New York to a particularly disastrous evening in Quito, Ecuador." This doesn't surprise me in the least, and it wouldn't be any more surprising if it happened in Kansas or California. The backlash has been worse than the threat of lawsuits--several employees of the news agency in Quito were killed when people realized they'd been tricked and stormed the news building, setting fire to it with them inside.

    Welles' point, explained by him in an audio clip during the show, was to get people to realize that they can't automatically believe what they hear on the radio or any form of mass media. It's a lesson that never sank in, which is what makes it possible to continue pulling these stunts.

  46. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it still an Urban legend if my mother, who was a child at the time, gave a first person account of a woman running into the family's hotel and screaming that the martians were coming?

    Be careful before you indicate that someone was fibbing, this is my mother after all.

  47. The part that makes me laugh is the pop. by KharmaWidow · · Score: 1

    Come on, 13,000 people inconvenienced? That's like a square block in New York. And what kind of mayor reacts to in a knee-jerk fashion to a story written hours ago in a newspaper?

  48. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by srobert · · Score: 1

    Sure, it's anecdotal but, when I was a kid in the 70's, my uncle told me about the night of that broadcast. He was at a gas station that night in Indianapolis. Cars began coming in large numbers and a line developed. Some people were genuinely frightened. They were filling up with gas and advising everyone else there to "get out of the city because Martians were coming". They were completely serious. My uncle and his friends thought the whole thing was likely some Halloween stunt. But they also laughed at the frightened people because they reasoned that "Even if it were true, if Martians had the ability to come all the way from Mars to kill us all, wouldn't they get us in the country just as easily as they would in the city?"

  49. Aliens and Islam by Jodka · · Score: 1

    So it took about one day for the gullible Jordanians who initially believed the reports of aliens to gather evidence, refute those claims, and adjust their beliefs accordingly. Yet initial expression of the Islamic religion occurred about 14 centuries ago and they still believe in an imaginary being which controls events on earth. Why is that? Why such selective application of empiricism and reason?

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    1. Re:Aliens and Islam by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      So it took about one day for the gullible Jordanians who initially believed the reports of aliens to gather evidence, refute those claims, and adjust their beliefs accordingly. Yet initial expression of the Islamic religion occurred about 14 centuries ago and they still believe in an imaginary being which controls events on earth. Why is that? Why such selective application of empiricism and reason?

      Well Christianity has a 600 odd year lead on them and Judaism have another thousand so I'd be careful about casting the first stone on that particular issue.

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    2. Re:Aliens and Islam by ArtemaOne · · Score: 1

      It is kind of like the guy who brings up mutiny on a ship. You don't want to be the guy who gets shot asking the wrong guy, loyal to the captain, to turn on him. Sure, the entire ship may feel that way, but who is going to be the first to chance it? Anyway, a lot of dead people have already tried I imagine.

  50. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by religious+freak · · Score: 1

    pfft, it's not credible until I see a wikipedia link...

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  51. Let me be the first to say after what you said... by flahwho · · Score: 1

    That's why hes now pointing the finger at the prankster. Trying to take the focus off of his dumb ass. Guess what, buddy? Now you're telling the world your a dumb ass! ~HA~HA!

  52. And if you're an alien by flahwho · · Score: 1

    They'll certainly kill you too!

  53. 3M by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    I thought it read "flying saucers flown by 3M" and thought "Damn, no wonder he believed it." :P

  54. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by dannys42 · · Score: 1

    Granted this is still anecdotal (sorry I don't have a source).

    I remember in college (I think it was a comm studies class) where the professor explained the situation. The War of the Worlds radio broadcast was prefixed with a very clear message stating that it was fiction. However, there was some other really popular station/show or perhaps news report that people were listening to. When it was over, they had switched the station to hear the invasion announcement, but of course had missed the disclaimer.

  55. Come See Sandy Jafr! by sharkey · · Score: 1

    Boston's sister-city in the desert.


    *No foreign flora or fauna permitted.
    *Possession of Lite-Brites or alien-attack stories strictly prohibited.


    Enjoy your stay!

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  56. What a morron... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    You have a moron running the town, what do you expect, seriously, call the coast guard or the army if you have any doubt, they are always up to speed with what aliens might be here, with all the radar equip they have....they would also know standard protocal for something like this should it ever happen.

  57. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    There's an interesting write up here.

        It doesn't fully back what he was saying, but does suggest that the media did play up the response to the show more than actually happened. Oh, imagine that. :)

        What he says seems to come from the Wikipedia article, which cite this book and this book. Both books were published over 60 years after the events happened. Actual evidence shows that people did evacuate, or at least gather in Gover's Mill. There were many calls placed in to the police, radio stations, etc...

        The "frequent interruptions" were 3. One at the beginning, one in the middle, and one at the end. I have listened to the show, and that's how I recall it, but one of these days I'll sit down and listen again. Maybe in a couple years with my daughter, when she's old enough to believe. :)

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  58. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by causality · · Score: 1

    In addition, this was a time of yellow journalism

    They say that as though today were not. The practice has become more sophisticated and better able to mislead without actually making demonstrably false statements, mostly by framing, omission of inconvenient facts, and repetition. But that's the only difference I see between the journalism of then and most journalism that happens today.

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  59. Civilization vs Uncontacted people. by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Sure this time it turned out to be a joke but just imagine if it was for instance a US special ops mission. Most of the people in Jordan beyond the capital live in remote mountaneous regions and have never seen anything more sophisticated than a goat so a US helicopter could be mistaken for an alien spacecraft. I've heard stories that during the 1967 war many Jordanian hersmen thought the God came down from the sky in fiery chariot! Most Arabs are also pretty short (about 120 cm) so a Westerner may appear unusually tall to them. Just imagine how uncontacted tribes in Papua feel when scientists hover in helicopters over them and what they think happened after they 'chased' it with arrows.

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  60. Talk about communication woes... by meerling · · Score: 1

    Ok, let's see if I've got this right.

    On April 1st a newspaper (which was probably printed the prior day or night, and obviously written before that point) had a story that the town was being invaded by giant aliens.
    There is a nearby military base.
    Nobody could see anything wrong, hear any explosions, see any smoke columns, or any other signs of problems.
    Not one person was running through the streets in charred rags yelling about an apocalypse.
    There were no radio, TV, or phone reports from any government agency or even media coverage of this.
    Nobody had called to police to report this. (Maybe to ask about it, but not report it.)
    There weren't any armored vehicles rushing to the site.
    You're at ground zero, and it's a nice quiet day.
    No attempts were made to contact governmental authorities of any kind for verification.
    No one questioned that the newspaper (which has such a huge lag time between event and distribution) had a story that near instant media didn't.

    So what do these morons do? Assume it's real and hide/waste police resources... Again, MORONS !!!
    (I'm directing most of this at the mayor, since he had the most capability to speak with authorities, and should be using his head for something other than a hat rack.)

    At least when HG Wells did it, some people missed the part of the broadcast calling it a play, and it was over one of the "instant media" source, aka radio. Not to mention, phone systems at that time were far less capable than they are now and the landing had supposedly taken place in a rural area in the early parts of the broadcast.
    By the way, the original broadcast was recorded and archived, it's really cool to listen to. I had a tape of it when I was a kid. (Actually I think it was several tapes, but it was a long time ago)

  61. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "During this period, many newspapers were concerned that radio, a new medium, would render the press obsolete."

    Little did they realize that it would be the internet coming some 70 years later that would accomplish this instead.

  62. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    If you turned on the radio, and heard that there was an alien invasion, nuclear attack, or whatever, would you really stay at home listening to the radio?

        You know, if heard on a major radio station that ICBM's had been launched towards the US, and it was from a reliable source and sounded authentic, I probably wouldn't be hanging around in a metro area either. Of course now we have other methods for fact checking. I could (oh my gosh) go to any number of news sites, or check broadcast TV, but those were a simpler time. Television was a new technology, with only a few thousand in existence world wide. Radio was common. Phones were fairly common, but who would you call? I'd be pretty sure the important numbers would be tied up. Even if I had heard it, but couldn't confirm it, that doesn't mean it isn't true. What's the time between apogee and impact? 15 minutes? I don't want to be tied up in the mad rush trying to escape the metro area, I'd rather already be out and on my way. Expected highway speed at night with ICBM's headed for me? about 120mph. Expected highway speed once everyone else knows? < 2mph.

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  63. okay, okay, races are different by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    The truth is that the different races do have their tendencies, at least in physiology, and probably even to some small degree in personality. The "you can't have it both ways" post is appropriately contextualized and correct in this regard.

    But as tendencies are tendencies rather than invariabilities, and since racist prejudgement is typically applied overbroadly, for the sake of devaluing humans, racism as it's generally conceived is a Bad Thing. Fearful, malevolent folks use the fact of racial tendency inappropriately (inaccurately) in the service of their learned fear (unfortunate formative incidents) and self-loathing (as poor self-esteem encourages in a bullying mindset -- racism is really a kind of bullying). With such "motivated cognition" (emotion-driving thinking, rationalizing, etc.), the subtle truths of racial difference are wielded as a perverse, bludgeoning tar brush.

    What if one race tends to have better visual acuity? Or worse distance running? Or better procedural thinking? Or worse verbal ability? The real purpose behind everything is that we all have a good time, and that can be done totally despite these tendencies. The one thing that fucks it up for everyone is hatred of others.

    Racists, quit being so fearful. Indeed, everyone, quit being so fearful. Because in your fear you become something dangerous. If you want to take action against the scary world, if you want to do something to fight the dangerousness, start with yourself.

  64. Crying wolf will get you nowhere... by ebombme · · Score: 1

    Crying wolf will get you nowhere... But it sure is funny to watch you run around screaming in terror!!!

  65. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Please post more citations on Meowing Nuns.

    Here you go! Meowing Nuns.

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  66. Re: "Citation please" Morons by causality · · Score: 1

    If I had a nickle for every moron who posts "Citation please" I'd be a fucking millionaire.

    Unlike these jackasses, I don't think everyone on Slashdot is posting lies or misconceptions.

    I suspect that these imbeciles often do and expect that everyone else does too.

    They're often called "Wikitards" because they are taking something that is a normal part of the culture of one place (Wikipedia) and trying to apply it to another (Slashdot) as though it were universal. For the rest, I can speak only for myself. I don't assume anyone is posting lies or misconceptions, but I don't assume they're telling the truth either. If it's important to me, I look it up. If It's not important to me, I entertain the notion without regard for whether it's actually true ("If that's the case, then ..."). It's basic skepticism and I consider it a healthy thing.

    It's quite rare that a single individual is in a unique position to provide the only known source of information. That's why I honestly see most of the "[Citation Needed]" memes on Slashdot and it's plain to me the person is too lazy to do their own research. It's almost always something that could easily be Googled. If using Google is difficult for the person, they'd be better off improving their basic research skills instead of asking someone else to spoonfeed information to them. That's because even if the requested citation IS provided, there is such a thing as confirmation bias. The person providing a citation might have ignored the ten other relevant citations that say something different. There's no substitute for not being lazy.

    Additionally, lots of people start with good data and then use incorrect argumentation to come to invalid conclusions. Therefore, for any non-trivial issue, good citations alone are not enough to determine the validity of a position. The couple of minutes with Google that the "[Citation Please]" folks are trying so hard to avoid to avoid is only a small part of the overall process of determining truth. That is again why I think it's about having someone else do your legwork for you and not about a genuine concern for the quality of information.

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  67. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1
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  68. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Up until last year, my parents had a record (33) of the entire broadcast.

    And you never took a few minutes to digitize it, not even a speaker-to-mic rip. >:|

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  69. Re:Let me be the first to say after what you said. by v1 · · Score: 1

    sort of a streisand effect if you look at it right. he's trying to shift the blame away from himself and is stepping into the spotlight as a result. but the error is so obvious that near 100% of the observers realize who the fool is.

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  70. Not all that fair. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    1. Is April Fool's day even a tradition in Jordan?
    2. And if communications where taken out isn't it possible that a newspaper would be the only source?
    Yes to you and I it is all very unlikely but considering how many stupid things I see on Slashdot everyday it only seems about average for the human condition.
    Now the suing part is as stupid as that idiot town controller that threatened CentOS but the initial reaction I would put as only average.

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    1. Re:Not all that fair. by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The main issue for me is that it was on the front page of a newspaper, i.e. a publication that takes quite some time to go from "receiving a story" to "being in print and distributed". That's a long time for such an earth-shattering event to be going on without any other reports.

      Then when they read the article, instead of calling the paper and asking where they got their information from (and why the fuck didn't they immediately report it to authorities?!) and to see if they had any additional information that might be helpful, they decided to call in security forces to search the area.

      Of course, we don't know all the details. Maybe they did call the paper and they continued/escalated the prank there; in which case they certainly deserve to be in a lot of trouble. Maybe communications with the town in question did actually happen to be down so they couldn't speak to anyone in the town to see if people had started fleeing before the paper was out on the stands. Nothing in the article suggests that either of these is the case, but then it doesn't explicitly state they weren't, either.

      And finally, I suppose calling out security forces to sweep an area isn't really that big a deal. If it turns out to be just a hoax, hey, it's good practice for them anyway.

  71. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by kgo · · Score: 1

    The Mecury Theater show at the time never had commercial breaks, so even that wasn't that exceptional. Although I could see it leading to some confusion if you were just spinning through the dial.

    There's a second component to the urban legend. That Welles himself was perpetrating a hoax. That he was trying to 'punk' the audience. That he didn't provide an explanation at the beginning of the show. That there weren't commercials throughout the week advertising Mercury Theater's special Halloween performance of War of the Worlds. He did and there were.

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  72. Those aren't UFOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are called UAVs, and we want them back.

  73. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by mea37 · · Score: 1

    Uh, yeah. Again, citation needed.

  74. And in France.... by Bananatree3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Frenchmen are a bunch of beret wearing, pea-balled wino weenies who spit on American flags. French women are slutty goddess incarnates who seduce every man on the street.

    1. Re:And in France.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, the pea-balled wino weenies Frenchmen enjoy their slutty females all day long!

      I'm French, believe me, it's fun the first 100 times, but not so much after a while.

  75. And in America... by Bananatree3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're a bunch of elephant sized fat asses who smash McD BigMacs into our triple chinned faces.

    1. Re:And in America... by Larryish · · Score: 1

      True dat.

  76. And in Australia... by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    They're all convicts.

  77. And in England.... by Bananatree3 · · Score: 1

    All the gents wear top hats, walk around with boards up their ass and sip tea. The ladies wear huge foofy dresses and ride in horse drawn carriages while sipping tea.

  78. parent inaccurate! by eleuthero · · Score: 1

    My initial post was simply a quick response (in hind site, I should have cited a couple of sources). Seeing the parent marked as "insightful" is disturbing (though there are some accuracies).

    With regard to the final comments, Jordan is noted as having a very high level of literacy and a high level of post-secondary education (including on-going research institutions). See Education in Jordan.

    Anecdotally, the medical system is also superb with great focus on care and proper surgical method. No problems with the loss of appendix yet.

  79. Moral of the story by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Don't make advanced jokes in primitive countries.

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  80. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Especially if you turn in in the middle of the broadcast. You may hear what sounds like a newscaster discussing military defensive actions in New Jersey, which would would definitely be unnerving.

  81. War of the Worlds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hehe, Kinda sounds like the "War of the Worlds" scare. Or at least what I've heard of it from urban myth. But I digress, that mayor is an idiot, and diserves to be laughed out of office. But I wouldn't hold my breath expecting this to happen, remember the idiot City of Boston Police/Government, running around blowing up LED signs of Cartoon Network Characters? Somehow those idiots managed to turn that debacle around and successfully threaten CN (Turner) & the advertisers. I even think they continued on to start blowing up road usage meters, placed by their own road department!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_bomb_scare

  82. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by bugi · · Score: 1

    I think the one you're looking for is

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  83. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

    Ya, that's like saying some kind of investigation into the war in Iraq could possibly show that the evidence for the war was faulty. Don't be absurd.

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  84. So what we have here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is a Jordanian version of Ray Nagin?

  85. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by Macrat · · Score: 1

    Not hard to believe considering people think that Fox News is actually "news."

  86. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by belmolis · · Score: 1

    The voice overs did no good for people who tuned in in between, heard what appeared to be news, and panicked, which is exactly what quite a few people did. My mother heard that broadcast.

  87. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boston invaded by mooninites!

  88. I have more of a problem with it being a newspaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can sort of understand the reaction if it was a radio or television broadcast that you walked into in the middle of it. In that case it's something that's occurring NOW and might necessitate an immediate reaction, whether over the top or not.

    However, when you're reading this in a newspaper that was likely printed the night before, the question of "wouldn't I as the head of the local government have heard about this before it ended up on my front doorstep?" should have entered his mind.

  89. Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this modded insightful? The information was from "a trusted channel"? Are you kidding me? So government (even if we're talking municiple) should be making decisions based on newspaper articles now?

  90. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    It was also and age when people implicitly trusted the media--almost as if 90% of the population back then was like the 10% today that believes every claim they see on TV or receive via email.

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  91. Re:Let's remember : The Orson Wells story is a hoa by MoleyGhost · · Score: 1

    Orson Welles, really? How was he tied to War of the Worlds? Am I the only one here who ever read H.G. Wells? I mean, I assume that's who everyone means...?