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  1. Re:Curses! on eBay Bans the Sale of Spells and Magic Items · · Score: 1

    And my plan to flood the world with magic would have worked if it weren't for you meddling kids at Ebay!

    More seriously. If you're going to ban people for buying stupid useless things, you might as well shut down Ebay right now.

    This does not prevent you starting your own magic item online auction service, they've left that door wide open.

    EBAY - Getting our cut while helping rearrange the world's junk.

  2. Re:Does this also include on eBay Bans the Sale of Spells and Magic Items · · Score: 1

    Just start reporting them then *shrug*

    "As seller claims this Crickett Bat is fully capable of whacking Zombies, as Zombies are creatures of magic (alternatively: Magyk, of Magical Enchantment, Spellbound or upon retainer to dark and nefarious fiend(s)) they are therefore out of compliance with eBay policy and this item has been withdrawn."

  3. Re:What's left? on eBay Bans the Sale of Spells and Magic Items · · Score: 2

    First they ban used underwear and now I can't even buy magic spells? Sheesh. It seems like there's nothing left on eBay worth bidding on.

    Yeah, you can't even sell your spare body parts anymore. What's the world coming to?

    But you are free to sell all the grilled cheese sandwhiches depicting Jesus or the apostles your heart desires (gette thee the compleat sette nowe!)

  4. Re:Could be a problem on eBay Bans the Sale of Spells and Magic Items · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this also include oxygen-free cables and that CD that's supposed to re-tune your speakers?

    Sounds to me like any sufficiently advanced technology will now be banned as they are indistinguishable from magic.

  5. Re:Does this also include on eBay Bans the Sale of Spells and Magic Items · · Score: 1

    Holy water is still for sale http://www.ebay.com/itm/Blessed-Holy-Water-4-fl-oz-118ml-/110919177479?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19d34c5507

    Sounds like a case of "who backs up your magic?"

  6. Re:Well there goes my plan on eBay Bans the Sale of Spells and Magic Items · · Score: 2

    to sell magic brownies on Ebay

    To say nothing of Magic Mushrooms

    Or little tea cakes with the lettering EAT ME on them

  7. A curse upon them! on eBay Bans the Sale of Spells and Magic Items · · Score: 2

    So they may know the sufferings endured by their customers, may a great lamentable curse be upon them!

    Not like using ebay isn't some kind of curse, from both buyer and seller perspective .. every try to get online help from these goofballs? Have a lot of spare time to kill.

  8. Re:Recourse on Joyent Drops Lifetime Account Holders · · Score: 2

    Smells like a class action suit to me...

    Sounds like the old clause: "Subject to change without notice" at work.

  9. I ate it. Oops. on Flexible Robot Can Change Colors · · Score: 1

    I was sitting in a pub and it made itself look like a pretzel.

  10. Re:Linux on Mac?! on Linux Is a Lemon On the Retina MacBook Pro · · Score: 1

    Why in the world would you even try to do it? What is the goal of this endeavour?

    Its like squeezing a Chevy V6 into a Ferrari.

    Because you can.

    When I was in Michigan I saw what I thought was the most outlandish faux pas I've seen to date .. a Chevy 454 engine in a Porshe 911. Talk about a down grade, bet the handling is horrible. Pointless.

  11. Re:Intact human brain? on Exceptionally Preserved 2,600-Year-Old Brain Found · · Score: 0

    I could make a joke about presidential candidates here, but they already have fossilized brains.

    I was considering an alegory to Tea Party members, but it would fall flat as I suspect everyone immediately made that association by now and has moved on to Young Frankenstein, Frankenstein and FRAHNK-en-STEEN.

    It's tough luck coming late to the party.

  12. Re:Intact human brain? on Exceptionally Preserved 2,600-Year-Old Brain Found · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The brain is the oldest known intact human brain from Europe and Asia" – So I take it the brain still works?

    The card reads Abby Normal. Should be OK, what could go wrong?

  13. Re:At first I thought the Judge was biased on Judge Suggests Apple Is "Smoking Crack" With Witness List In Samsung Case · · Score: 1

    in favor of Apple.

    Now I think her wild mood swings must mean she's medicating?

    No, she has just gotten to know Apple better than she did before.

    Got to know the ugly side of patent fights and how everyone can be such a poor actor.

  14. Re:Linux on Mac?! on Linux Is a Lemon On the Retina MacBook Pro · · Score: 2

    Why in the world would you even try to do it? What is the goal of this endeavour?

    It's a game .. seeing how many pieces of hardware we can run Linux on. There's always the question, is it the suitability of the OS or the hardware which is the chief difficulty. I'd say with problems prying into how the Mac is made and what tricks you have to overcome, it's not a particularly good choice (particularly as there may be small deviations during the production, which you won't know about, until you trip on them.)

  15. Re:Dumbass... on Ask Slashdot: Protecting Data From a Carrington Event? · · Score: 1

    Wow, this is one of the most retarded questions to date and that's saying something for an "Ask Slashdot" question.

    Yeah. Joan can't possibly interfer with Blake's things anymore as he's R.I.P.

  16. Re:impossibly obscure, personal cultural refences on Curiosity's Latest High-Res Photo Looks Like Earth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah really, I was thinking more like:

    Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies
    Don't fence me in
    Let me ride through the wide open country that I love
    Don't fence me in
    Let me be by myself in the evenin' breeze
    And listen to the murmur of the cottonwood trees
    Send me off forever but I ask you please
    Don't fence me in

    Interesting perspective. I'm a hiker and I'd love to hike Mars. All these photos are tantalizing, to imagine some of the great vistas available, which only a robot can see for the present.

    Some day the Sierra Club will be trying to protect areas of the planet, to keep open and undeveloped. Trails will descend into Valles Marineris and there will be campgrounds. No scorpions, no rattlesnakes. A trail or two will ascend Olympus Mons and even in daylight you will be able to see the brighter stars and constellations. The hint for every martian Geocache will be under a pile of rocks. It'll be a glorious place to wander. I'm seriously envious of those who will enjoy all Mars has to offer, aside from just another place for the human race to populate and industrialize.

    Keep Mars Clean - Pack Your Trash
      Red Planet Night Fighters

  17. Re:Good on Ecuador To Grant Assange Political Asylum · · Score: 2

    South American non-aligned flexing its muscle.

    At least it's not Venezuela, which would be putting him on parade to rub US noses in it.

  18. US will never go broke on Ask Slashdot: What's the Best Place To Relocate? · · Score: 1

    It'll just go through a period of inflation, which will devalue the dollar and those who bought bonds in the US will be screwed.

    It's knowing how the game is played.

    Move to California, it's still a cool place and a lot is still being done here.

  19. Re:Can the U.S. military target it immediately? on Korean Artist's Intentionally Useless Satellite To Launch This December · · Score: -1, Troll

    Seriously, we don't need more space junk. This "artist" is a griefer.

    I hope it comes down in North Korea. In scrap value it might double the GDP of the country.

  20. Re:When you put it that way... on Could You Hack Into Mars Curiosity Rover? · · Score: 1

    All you would need is your own massive 230-foot dish antenna and a 400-kilowatt transmitter

    In that case, yes. Yes, I could.

    On your way to the Hamfest in Findlay, Ohio, then?

  21. The lag would discourage me. on Could You Hack Into Mars Curiosity Rover? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's bad enough when I have a few seconds of internet lag, let alone the amount of time it would take to send instructions to Rover and wait for a return.

    plan large pauses before timing out

  22. Re:Powerful brainwashing knowledge on How Pictures Skew Our Judgment · · Score: 1

    This combined with the power of the Baskerville font will empower you to crush the free will of others, MUAHAHAHA!

    Fortunately, facebook's Timeline format will make your efforts unintelligible and people will rapidly lose interest in ... OH, LOOK! SHINY!

  23. Re:Yeah well..... on How Pictures Skew Our Judgment · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most people are idiots. They immediately jump to a conclusion based upon flimsy evidence like photos (never thinking maybe the photo has been doctored), or something they read at FOX or MSNBC.com, or were told on facebook. (See my sig for examples of these idiots.)

    My favorite quote on the subject: There are people who will doubt a panel of highly educated experts who have gathered evidence, studied, assembled the facts and presented them in a thoughtful manner, but will accept for indesputable fact the word of a blowhard on the radio, TV or internet, who has nothing at all to back up their assertions.

    do you believe it?

  24. Re:Reminds me of Critical Thinking on How Pictures Skew Our Judgment · · Score: 1

    critical thinking died 10 years ago, guess you missed the funeral.

    I think that' was Irony's Funeral. They're still nailing Critical Thinking into a coffin.

  25. Re:Reminds me of Critical Thinking on How Pictures Skew Our Judgment · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in the world a father is proud of his son, a graduate's sister wants an ice-cream, and a mother is happy. I challenge your assumption that the statements are referring to the people in the picture, and conclude that all the statements are true with extremely high probability.

    Argued like a lawyer. Well done. But the jury has been instructed to decide not on a preponderance of circumstatial evidence, but on facts.