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  1. Re:Tweaking memory variables on The Proton Is Lighter Than We Thought (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 2

    As we used to say: "Constants aren't, variables won't".

  2. Re:Nine Whole Months on Ubuntu 16.10 Reaches End of Life (softpedia.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but at least XP didn't have systemd.

  3. Re:Outrun the t-rex... on New Research Shows Humans Could Outrun T. Rex · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Little known fact: Jesus rode a saddled T-Rex into Jerusalem on what we call "Palm Sunday".

  4. Re:He seems to have let off a number.... on Here's Elon Musk's Plan To Power the US on Solar Energy (inverse.com) · · Score: 2

    Either way, after we do it, you'll be able to see Musk's bank account from orbit.

  5. Re:Jean has a big moustache. on Australia To Compel Technology Firms To Provide Access To Encrypted Missives (reuters.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Exactly. Or a simple book cipher, or steganography. It's just too laughably easy for REAL terrorist types to communicate in perfect secrecy. What measures like this are about is for Law Enforcement(TM) types to trivially easily spy on the general populace.

  6. Re:Reminds me of Dan Rather & CBS! on Microsoft's Default Font Is at the Center Of a Government Corruption Case (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Karl Rove is a genius; supplying fake documents of real facts to discredit the truth. Brilliant!!

  7. Re:A photon is not an "object" on First Object Teleported From Earth To Orbit (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    You probably should have used a factory pattern, that way you could instantiate ALL the massless particles -- neutrinos, gravitons, etc.

  8. So, would that be him writing about "Dvorak's keyboard"?

  9. The laws of pointless accidents do care if you're paying attention, though.

  10. Here's a better idea on Elderly Drivers In Japan Could Be Limited To Vehicles With Automatic Braking (japantimes.co.jp) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Make the twenty-somethings who are fucking around with their phones instead of paying attention drive the auto-braking cars. At least the old people are trying to drive.

  11. Re:Air Gap on Hackers Targeting US Nuclear Power Plants, Report Finds (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure those Iranian centrifuges were air-gapped.

  12. Ummm, because if they're running >10 year-old OS software, they're running it on >10 year-old HARDWARE? Picture VMWare on 3 Ghz Pentiums with 2 Gb of memory, a 512K VGA card and an IDE drive.

  13. Agreed. We're comparing apples and aardvarks. The ULA launches were done as bespoke one-offs (for the DoD, no less) and Musk is (VERY disingenuously) quoting commodity launches at a loss, hoping to make it up on volume.

  14. Re:Yet another reason to never use in-store wifi on Amazon Granted a Patent That Prevents In-Store Shoppers From Online Price Checking (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of what Henny Youngman always used to say: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this"...

  15. Ya gotta love Intel on Intel Announces X299, Skylake-X, and Kaby Lake-X Release Schedule (anandtech.com) · · Score: 1

    Intel gave the dates for the new platform as the following: 4, 6, 8 and 10-core parts available for pre-order from June 19th; 4, 6, 8 and 10-core parts shipping to consumers from June 26th; 12-core parts expected to ship in August; and 14, 16 and 18 core parts expected to ship in October.

    IOW, they're going to start making IDENTICAL 18-core parts NOW, and they'll bin them according to how many (4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18) functioning cores pass QA. By October, they hope to have their processes straightened out to the point where they can get maybe a 5-8% yield on the 18-core version.

    Meanwhile, you've still got 18 cores sharing the same memory bus, running the same-old, same-old 8086 instruction set. REPNE SCASB forever, baby!

  16. Re:nearly impossible to anticipate? on Chess.com Has Stopped Working On 32bit iPads After the Site Hit 2^31 Game Sessions (chess.com) · · Score: 2

    I remember it being most of two day shifts (US timezones). They had to rebuild/migrate the whole database, and there were (PERL (full-body shudder)) slashcode changes as well.

  17. Re:nearly impossible to anticipate? on Chess.com Has Stopped Working On 32bit iPads After the Site Hit 2^31 Game Sessions (chess.com) · · Score: 5, Informative

    Huh. I seem to remember a few years back when a certain "News for nerds" website went down for a couple days when the comment ID number overflowed and they had to change the data type in the database...

  18. Re:Condensation on Ask Slashdot: What Would Happen If You Were To Put a Computer Inside a Fridge? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Besides, the computer would turn off when you close the refrigerator door.

  19. Re:A whole lot of nothing in the leak on Edward Snowden On Trump Administration's Recent Arrest of an Alleged Journalistic Source (freedom.press) · · Score: 5, Funny

    or (b) it's been created to make the Trump administration look competent and tough.

    $DIETY, how I miss the quiet, towering intellectualism and sure, deft, thoughtful competence of the George W. Bush administration.

  20. Re:I agree, this is unnecessary on Police In Oklahoma Have Cracked Hundreds of People's Cell Phones (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    And please don't mention that the Manchester bombing "suspect" was a British national from ... Manchester.

  21. Donald, shouldn't you be running the country or golfing or something?

  22. Re:I agree, this is unnecessary on Police In Oklahoma Have Cracked Hundreds of People's Cell Phones (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    The fallacy here is "protect us from terror". Maybe we should also be protected from lightning strikes and slipping in the tub.

  23. Re:Moore's law on IBM Research Alliance Has Figured Out How To Make 5nm Chips (cnet.com) · · Score: 2

    , I know. Moore's Law (observation, actually) is that transistor count (approximately) doubles every 2 years, not "power" (current times voltage?), or "processing power" (Whetstones perhaps?), and certainly not "speed" (GHz times bus width?). This process seems to obey the transistor count rule, but with heat already being the problem it is, it's hard to say what quadrupling the density actually buys you.

  24. A sterling character witness... on Putin Now Argues Russia Could've Been Framed For Election Meddling By The CIA (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The defense calls Vladimir Putin..."

  25. Re: Henry is right on ESR Shares A Forgotten 'Roots Of Open Source' Moment From 1984 (ibiblio.org) · · Score: 1

    Maybe you shouldn't've made fun of him for that.