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  1. Re:I'd like to take this time to patent.... on Patent Reform Bill Passes Senate · · Score: 1

    Well, he was first to file :D

    According to the new rules, that makes him the winner.

  2. Re:Starting Forth on What Is the Most Influential Programming Book? · · Score: 1

    Completely agree. Starting Forth is one of the best books ever written for how to look at (and into) a problem, break it into manageable chunks, and write a program to solve it. It's really a shame that no one here will ever read it.

  3. Re:Larry Ellison on Lucasfilm Unveils "Sandcrawler" Singapore Office · · Score: 1

    AT&T has been using the Death Star as their logo since the 80's. Seems oddly appropriate.

  4. Re:And these weld points on Lucasfilm Unveils "Sandcrawler" Singapore Office · · Score: 1

    Well played.

    Except when you're watching/being shot at, then they can't hit the broad side of a barn.

  5. Re:Ya right on Intel and AMD May Both Delay Next-Generation CPUs · · Score: 1

    x86 isn't "the CPU market". Less so every day.

  6. Re:I'm an outlier on Weak Typing — the Lost Art of the Keyboard · · Score: 1

    I touch-type with one hand, just because I can.

    I'm pretty sure I've seen you on Chatroulette.

  7. Re:RTFA... on Court Renders $3 Judgment Against Spamhaus · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should stick to browsing with Lynx on a VT100.

    Feh. Kids these days. Real men use VT52s and self-written EVE/TPU macros.

  8. Re:Thall Shalt Not Ape LCARS GUI on Android Tricorder Killed By CBS · · Score: 1

    I agree that it's the word "tricorder" that got them all worked up, although I'm sure they also think they're doing the legal requirements to keep their trademark franchise alive, vis the LCARS look-and-feel. Also the existence of a sanctioned/licensed iPad app further muddies that their motivations are.

    I'm curious what their reaction will be when they see my new "Heisenberg compensator" App. It works very well, if I do say so myself.

  9. Re:Lame! on Android Tricorder Killed By CBS · · Score: 1

    I once had a symbolic link to a great-grandparent directory. I have an infinite number of backups of it.

  10. Re:Uncertainty on Record-Low Error Rate For Qubit Processor · · Score: 1

    You can only observe the error by making it.

  11. Re:Progress! on Record-Low Error Rate For Qubit Processor · · Score: 2

    One error per bit per 50,000 logic operations should be accurate enough for non-technical people.

  12. Re:And? on Large Improvement in Graphene Photosensitivity Realized · · Score: 1

    I know! And some idiot said I was "off topic" (whatever THAT is). Try to be environmentally conscious and people jump all over you.

  13. Re:Graphene sounds awesome on Large Improvement in Graphene Photosensitivity Realized · · Score: 1

    The federal government has already given the telecom industry several large subsidies, purportedly to improve infrastructure, instead companies in the industry have used the money to buy each other, and pocketed the difference.

  14. Re:Internet pipes fatter? on Large Improvement in Graphene Photosensitivity Realized · · Score: 1

    So it really could be a series of (pneumatic) tubes!

  15. Re:"Could" does not mean "will" on Large Improvement in Graphene Photosensitivity Realized · · Score: -1, Troll

    So (for example) ATT's rapacious greed and refusal to upgrade infrastructure (anywhere, particularly cross-country) is the fault of local governments? When it's the phone/cable companies who DEMAND those local monopolies to "recoup their investment"?

    Holy shit, I've read some wildly delusional libertardian bullshit on /. before, but this one is deserving of some kind of award.

  16. Re:And? on Large Improvement in Graphene Photosensitivity Realized · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comcast is simply being a good steward for the planet in this case. Whilst other companies fritter away bandwidth at an appalling rate, Comcast recognizes and respects that bandwidth is a non-renewable resource. Once you use up bandwidth, it's gone forever. This new research reminds me of nothing so much as an announcement of a new model Hummer that gets even WORSE mileage.

    Don't be in such a hurry to use up all the bandwidth, leave some for your grandchildren!

  17. Re:Sometimes i wonder... on Large Improvement in Graphene Photosensitivity Realized · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thank god for this. The slow bandwidth to Twitter is killing me. When one my friends goes out to lunch, or has a particularly noteworthy bowel movement, I want to know about it in nanoseconds, not milliseconds, goddamit.

  18. Re:HP is looking for a defining product on Ex-Board Member Says HP Is Committing 'Corporate Suicide' · · Score: 1

    You young whipper-snapper, HP used to mean frequency generators/counters.

  19. Re:Gave up too quickly on Ex-Board Member Says HP Is Committing 'Corporate Suicide' · · Score: 4, Interesting

    HP looks at the way IBM dumped the (cutthroat margin) PC and laptop market and survives on consulting and big iron and fantasizes that they can do the same. The days when HP could produce ANY world-class widget ended when they stopped being an instrument company at heart, probably in Lou Platt's day, but certainly by the end of the Evil Queen's reign. By then, they'd lost (or gotten rid of) all their top engineering talent, and were no longer one of "the top 10 places to work in the world". The Compaq, later (attempted) PWC and finally (completed) EDS and Palm deals are just the fenceposts along the way of HP losing its soul.

  20. Re:What an Unreadable and Horrible Summary on A Custom Objectionable Word List Ate My Homework · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some therapist should have a chat with them.

    Hehhh. Hehhhh. You said "the rapist".


    Luckily, I see "fucktard" isn't on the list, so we can still accurately describe the list's author.

  21. Re:What is with this... on LHC Data Continues To Disagree With Supersymmetry · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slept-ons are emitted when a futon decays.

  22. Re:What is with this... on LHC Data Continues To Disagree With Supersymmetry · · Score: 1

    I feel certain that if we add a few more hypothetical particles and their anti-particles, along with some new virtual particles to transmit forces between them and the rest of the particle zoo, and (at most) four new carefully tuned fudge factors^W^Wcosmological constants to make the math come out right, depending on how many extra space-like dimensions you postulate, that suddenly, miraculously, the Standard Model will become a thing of breathtakingly elegant simplicity and great descriptive and predictive power.

  23. Re:Shortsightedness is a weakness on LHC Data Continues To Disagree With Supersymmetry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please don't confuse the "Everybody thought the world was flat until Colombus!" crowd with facts. Telling them the ancient Greeks knew they were living on a sphere (from the shape of the shadow of the earth on the moon) won't disturb their firmly held articles of faith at all.

  24. Re:The good old days of evolution... on Neanderthal Sex Boosted Immunity In Modern Humans · · Score: 1

    You probably think Quest for Fire is a documentary, too.

  25. Re:Why does X let my entire OS crash? on X.Org Server 1.11 Released · · Score: 2

    Because Windows is 99.2% of the market and nVidia throws engineers at Windows drivers like firemen throw water at an oil refinery fire?
    Because the nVidia marketing assholes have to be reminded on a daily basis that Linux (or OSX) even exists?
    Because the Linux nVidia staff is three guys in a room who get less respect than a vomiting crack whore in the Sistene Chapel?

    Idiot.