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  1. Then why is Tesla selling so many $80K+ cars? on Tesla Delivered Over 76,000 Vehicles In 2016, Falling Slightly Short of Goal (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    Why has the Model S get glowing reviews?

    Is there really nothing objectively interesting about a whisper quiet luxury sedan that does a smooth 0-60 in 2.6s? How about one that never requires going to a gas station because you can charge it at home at night? How about the giant screen in the console? The excellent crash rating? Oh, right, those things are "not relevant" because you don't personally care about them.

    This is standard /. zealotry. Start with the assumption that the only reason anyone could want anything from Tesla (or Apple, whatever) is because they are stupid fashion-craving SJW fanbois and then dismiss any legitimate reason one might favor those products as "not relevant".

    Why can't you just accept that different people care about different things? It's their money, they can spend it however they want.

  2. What's the ROI on any $80K+ car? on Tesla Delivered Over 76,000 Vehicles In 2016, Falling Slightly Short of Goal (theverge.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are hundreds of thousands of cars selling in that segment (high-end Porsches, Mercedes Benz, BMW, etc.). I can only think of one that seats 5 comfortably and does 0-60 in 2.5s...and that's why Tesla is cleaning up in that segment.

    Different people care about different things, and everyone can spend their money on whatever they want. The only ROI that matters for personal purchases is whether the buyer thinks they got their money's worth.

    For example, do you believe you got your money's worth on that "degree" from University of Phoenix? Then good for you.

  3. There's a reason Apple is successful... on Samsung To Reveal This Month What Caused the Galaxy Note 7 Smartphone To Catch Fire - Report (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    and it's not because they've somehow managed to trick hundreds of millions of people into buying something they don't want. Or that they've hypnotized their customers into wanting whatever Apple happens to make.

    Apple is successful because they make what their customers want and their customers have lots of money--it's that simple. It's pretty much the same formula that every other company that's ever been successful has followed.

  4. Also let's outlaw exercise so I don't feel fat. on Work Emails After Hours Finally Banned in France (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    That's pretty much what this amounts to.

    There are, in fact, many people [like me] that enjoy working. My hobby is to casually log in and do some work. You're trying to outlaw my hobby...so, ummm, fuck you?

  5. And when you die of a meth overdose... on Russian Authorities Are Trying To Unlock iPhone 4S From Russian Ambassador's Killer (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 0

    while watching a DVR full of Duck Dynasty reruns with your Trump hat on, no one will care.

  6. The rule interpretation was changed retroactively. on Apple Appeals EU Tax Ruling, Says It Was a 'Convenient Target' (reuters.com) · · Score: 0

    For 25 years there wasn't a peep from the EU that Ireland's tax laws constituted illegal state aid. Then they change their interpretation--towards a single US company--and now they want that company to pay years of back-taxes.

  7. Ireland's rules have been the same for 25 years on Apple Appeals EU Tax Ruling, Says It Was a 'Convenient Target' (reuters.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The EU has just recently decided to reinterpret their laws to ban the rules Ireland has had in place for 25 years, and then do so retroactively to arrive at $14B.

    I'm fully in favor of the EU shutting down this obvious tax shelter scheme, but: (a) society can't function if laws are reinterpreted retroactively, and (b) it's fundamentally uncompetitive to apply this revised reinterpretation to Apple alone.

  8. My landline never needs a battery-replacement on Apple Will Charge You $69 To Replace a Lost AirPod (macrumors.com) · · Score: 2

    you smug idiot hipster with your cell phone.

  9. You really, really, just don't get it (nt) on Apple Will Charge You $69 To Replace a Lost AirPod (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    nt

  10. I'll work until I drop dead. on If You Get Rich, You Won't Quit Working For Long (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    So I guess I'm one of the guys that you "can't imagine". I find work fulfilling.

    People are different.

  11. They aren't doing that because they hate money. on AirPods Delay Attributed To Apple Ensuring Both Earpieces Receive Audio At Same Time (macrumors.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    All phone companies know that the real way to make billions is to be build a 4 inch thick brick with 2 weeks of battery life; a phone where every component can be swapped using thumb screws.

    But, alas, phone companies hate making money. That's the only possible explanation.

  12. Samsung has their own fires to put out on AirPods Delay Attributed To Apple Ensuring Both Earpieces Receive Audio At Same Time (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    they aren't thinking about headphone jacks.

  13. 1. The iPhone 7 does NOT require wireless headphones by default. That's retarded.
    2. There are thousands of wireless headphones that work with the iPhone 7 (ever heard of Bluetooth?).

  14. Landlines worked will 100 years ago. on AirPods Delay Attributed To Apple Ensuring Both Earpieces Receive Audio At Same Time (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    Why do we need cellphones?

  15. You also have no explanation for Apple's $500B. on AirPods Delay Attributed To Apple Ensuring Both Earpieces Receive Audio At Same Time (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    I'll give you a hint, they didn't get all that money by hating their customers.

  16. A lot of men take Viagra, is that natural? on Cesarean Births Could Be Affecting Human Evolution, Study Says (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Or is it only a perversion of nature when women make an elective medical choice?

  17. Whoooosh (nt) on Cesarean Births Could Be Affecting Human Evolution, Study Says (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    nt

  18. So baby boomers retiring are Obama's fault? on US Economy Added 178,000 Jobs in November; Unemployment Rate Drops To 4.6 Percent (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Workforce participation numbers have gone down because of baby boomers retiring and stubbornly refusing to not die instantly. That metric goes up and down over the course of history correlated directly to birth booms from about (wait for it) 65 years earlier.

    So you don't realize this because you are (a) fucking retarded and (b) a liar, but you are blaming Obama for the post WW2 baby boom.

  19. Recalculate again, but this time ditch the south. on Lawrence Lessig Calls For The Electoral College to Choose Clinton Over Trump (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    You can't find a more ideologically homogeneous area than the American South--can we throw their votes out?

  20. That's just stupid gibberish. on Lawrence Lessig Calls For The Electoral College to Choose Clinton Over Trump (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    1. Superdelegates are in primaries, not the general.

    2. She pursued superdelegates in the primary for the same reason that every candidate does (including Bernie)--because she wanted to win. She would have won the primary easily even if there were no superdelegates.

    And this was rated Insightful? Idiocracy was a remarkably prophetic movie.

  21. Yes, but that's not what we're talking about. on Clinton Urged To Challenge Election Results Due To Possible Hacking [Update] (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    The debate was whether or not Bernie won the popular vote in the democratic primary. It is an incontrovertible fact that he did NOT. We don't elect people based on attendance at rallies.

    I can't tell at this point whether you are trolling or just really believe that you can alter reality by stomping your feet and yelling.

  22. It's not a matter of opinion, it's a proven FACT. on Clinton Urged To Challenge Election Results Due To Possible Hacking [Update] (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    You don't get to make up your own facts.

  23. Have you ever called a man shrill? on Clinton Urged To Challenge Election Results Due To Possible Hacking [Update] (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Asshole.

  24. The claim was that Bernie won the popular vote on Clinton Urged To Challenge Election Results Due To Possible Hacking [Update] (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    That claim is false. Either you agree that the claim was false or you are a liar.

    You are trying to change the subject--which is apparently what people do nowadays when they are caught in a lie, and that has contributed to this environment of fake news and information. Yes or no, did Hillary win the primary popular vote?

    The only correct answer is YES--and thus the post by Hylandr was a LIE. Those are facts--absolutely irrefutable facts. I'm not going to debate them because they are not debatable.

    Once we've established that incontrovertible fact--we can move on to discussing whether the primary was stacked against Bernie. IMO, yes--it was, just like it was stacked against Barack Obama in 2008. But Obama was a far better candidate with far broader appeal and he overcame the establishment bias. Bernie fought a valiant fight but fell short. In hindsight, I wish I had voted for him and I wish he had won. Not because I think he would have been a better president (I agreed more with Hillary's positions, I think she's smarter, more pragmatic, more experienced and harder working) but it really does look like Bernie would have had a better shot against Trump based on how the general election turned out.

  25. Well, she did win the popular vote. on Clinton Urged To Challenge Election Results Due To Possible Hacking [Update] (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    If that's not the best measure of popularity then it is poorly named.