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  1. Re:Hilarious. on Study: MP3 Sharing Not Serious Threat To CD Sales · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but the other studies were most definately paid for by the RIAA, so do you really think that they are going to show what the funders don't want to admit?

    It's like all those MS funded studies and reports that say that Microsoft is better. Take with large grain of salt, a lime, and some tequilla.

  2. Re:Quite a low introductory price! on New DVD Burners To Double Capacity · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where did you get your $75 price from?

    Canada. :)

  3. And Gates says... on Microsoft To Be Fined E500M By European Union? · · Score: 2, Funny

    All I wanted was sharks with freaking lasers on their heads?

    How freaking hard is that?

  4. Re:Government and Hospitals on Using Employee-Owned Technology in the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    I work for the government these days, and our policy is no personal electronic devices in secure Secret or TS areas, and no camera phones.

    I don't know what they do if they catch you with an electronic device in a secure area, but if they catch you with a camera phone, they take the phone, grind it into small pieces, and then fire you and/or bring you up on charges.

  5. So now there's four 'R's? on Microsoft Rereleases Patch to Fix Problems · · Score: 2, Funny

    Retry, Reboot, Reapply, and Reinstall...

  6. Re:This part is not unusual. on Baystar Confirms Microsoft Behind SCO Investment · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Part of me is wondering who they are going to buy the stock back from.

    Boise is due 400,000 shares.

    If Baystar/RBC provide some or all of it, it's a sweetheart deal where SCO redeams Baystar's investment, costing them nothing (they are just making shares up), and then buys them back, writing off the same expense twice.

    Baystar/RBC get their money, and SCO gets yet another chance to cook the books.

  7. Re:An article disproving this... on MS Security Chief: Windows Never Exploited Until Patch Available · · Score: 1

    Sure he did.

    What do you think happened to "cold fusion"? :)

  8. Re:Sweet Jesus on Eminem Sues Apple for Sampling his Samples · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, he did ask first.

    Mathers gave permission for the song, but then wouldn't allow it to be released as either a single, or for a video for it to be produced.

    Al mocked this decision during the Poodle Hat tour with one of his 'interviews', by turning it around on Mathers as a free speach issue.

    It was extremely funny.

    (4th row, opening concert, Poodle Hat tour; aka, the sound check.)

  9. Re:Aww... Mod Parent up. on WW2 Aerial Photographs Go Online · · Score: 1

    Oh good. Someone got it.

  10. Carroll O'Connor should be glad.... on WW2 Aerial Photographs Go Online · · Score: 1

    They didn't lose his aerial photos...

  11. Re:ftp? on SCO Not Lying About DoS Attack · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It also doesn't explain why the NetCraft stats show their connection going dead like a switch was flipped.

    Even with a SYN flood, there should have been a ramp up period of increasing latency, not an "on/off" situation.

  12. Re:No laws of physics broken? Let's disect... on New Battlestar Galactica - Worth a Series? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Help me out here...

    Why would the arcing missiles be impossible?

    Missile (forgive the lousy ASCII art)

    ===== -Thrust that way.

    Applying thrust from the side of the missile, akin to the maneuvering jets, would get you an arc, wouldn't it?

    Taking inertia into account, etc.

    Or am I missing something obvious here?

  13. Re:You are incorrect. on Security Experts Doubt SCO's Claims of DoS · · Score: 1

    First, bandwidth is an issue. Determined hackers can bring GIGABITS of syn requests in...

    True. However, the Netcraft stats do not support a massive amount of data flooding their bandwidth.

    Rather, they go from a reasonable response time to completely off, with no ramp up.

    On, then off, as if someone, say, turned off the box.

    But that's just my guess.

  14. Re:Jury's out on that one on What Has Number Portability Done For You? · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they will start again if/when a significant portion of the population only has cell phones.

  15. I am shocked! on Microsoft Antitrust Compliance Questioned · · Score: 2, Funny


    Shocked, I say, to discover that there are violations of the agreement here!

    "Your bribe money, sir."

    "Thank you."
    "Shocked I say!"

  16. Re:I solved it the easy way... on 10th Circuit Says FTC Can Enforce Do Not Call · · Score: 1

    Nothing elitist about it.

    I moved across country, got a cell phone for the trip, and kept it.

    The land line is in the roommate's name, I don't use it, I don't even know the number.

    Internet is cable modem.

    And the voice mail came free with the cell phone. At any rate, I've only used it about 5 times.

  17. I solved it the easy way... on 10th Circuit Says FTC Can Enforce Do Not Call · · Score: 3, Informative

    All I've got left is a cell phone. No land line.

    And the cost difference is $5... Less!

  18. Re:When you are in a hole...stop digging.... on Back To SCO · · Score: 1

    Or flesh eating shrews.

  19. Re:SCO translator-o-matic on SCO: FSF Reply To GPL Claims, Conference Sponsors Back Off? · · Score: 2, Funny

    We are proud of that, and the future going forward is bright.

    Shhh! I think we are getting a way with this, the SEC hasn't noticed yet...


    That light? It's at the end of the tunnel. From an oncoming train. Named IBM.

  20. Re:Chewbacca defense? on SCO: FSF Reply To GPL Claims, Conference Sponsors Back Off? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Try here

  21. The Bond Clips on SCO: FSF Reply To GPL Claims, Conference Sponsors Back Off? · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, if you read all the articles, you'll notice that the Bond clips were provided by MGM (who owns the hotel SCO is at) for SCO's use.

    Thus, no piracy.

    I dislike SCO's tactics as much as the next guy (unless the next guy is Gates or Ballmer), but a touch of fairness isn't going to hurt our cause.

  22. Re:The best bits from IBM... on SCO: Fortune 500 Company Buys License, IBM Retort · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Pretty simple, but if I mess something up too badly, someone who is a lawyer can correct me.

    1) None of what they (SCO) said we (IBM) did is against the law.

    2) No really, none of it was against the law, and here are the contracts we had that prove we didn't do anything wrong.

    3) Piss off, you don't have any real reason to file this suit. (No, really, that's what a lack of standing defense means.)

    4) Even if we (IBM) did do something wrong (which we didn't), then SCO didn't file in time to actually do anything about it.

    5) Even if we (IBM) did do something wrong (which we didn't), then SCO didn't lose any money from it (mostly because their business sucked before any of this started).

    6) When they 'found' what they say we (IBM) did (and, no we _really_ didn't do it) they waited too long after they found out about it to tell us there was an issue. [Not the same as #4.]

    7) We (IBM) bought the stuff from the Original SCO (now Tarrentula), and the new SCO (dirtbags) can't sue us for stuff we legally liscenced from them.

    8) Talk to the Feds. We (IBM) still didn't do anything wrong, and even if we did, Federal law says it wasn't wrong, it was legit.

    9) They (SCO) are playing the ball in the wrong court. Come play in our backyard, and this arguement goes away.

    10) Even when they (SCO) found what they say we (IBM) did wrong, they didn't try to stop it first, they just went straight to the lawyers.

  23. Re:There is one word to describe these people: on SCO: Fortune 500 Company Buys License, IBM Retort · · Score: 1

    The 'truth' will come out if more companies start paying.

    Please note, I'm not saying that SCO didn't get somebody to pay, but we only have 500 Fortune 500 companies.

    How hard would to ask each of them if they have paid? Any that say "no" we can cross off, any that say "no comment" we leave on the list.

    If SCO's next announcement (my guess, late Wednesday or early Thursday) is that more Fortune 500 companies have paid, it will be even easier to find out who is 'paying'.

  24. Re:good faith discussions on SCO "Disappointed" by Red Hat Lawsuit · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, no...

    Pot makes you sit around and eat chips all day.

    SCO is on crack .

    *******
    This is your brain. [Insert picture of a computer running Linux.]

    This is your brain on crack. [Insert picture of computer running SCO Unixware.]

    Any questions?

  25. Re:Ah-ha! on Diebold Voting Systems Grossly Insecure · · Score: 1

    South Carolina.

    I wish I was back there to help un-elect him.