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10th Circuit Says FTC Can Enforce Do Not Call

TCPALaw writes "Reuters is reporting that the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals has just ruled that the FTC can go ahead with administration and enforcement of the national Do-Not-Call list, staying a lower court ruling that blocked the FTC from implementing the list. Now I can sue those pesky telemarketers .. I have already gotten 3 telemarketing calls to the phone number I put on the national list since the list went into effect." Reader jhlund1976 points to the court's decision itself. Note, as strredwolf does, that this only means the FTC can "run the registry while a challenge from telemarketers winds its way through the courts." Strredwolf also points to the all-knowing Google News link.

372 comments

  1. FCC and FTC by rmohr02 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So both the FCC and the FTC can enforce the do-not-call list. Personally, I don't care who enforces it as long as they have the power to do so.

    1. Re:FCC and FTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets hope the FTC send their copy of the list to the FCC while they still can (the other judge said they couldn't do that).

    2. Re:FCC and FTC by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Just picture what would happen if they both enforced the list. Or, what if both thought the other was enforcing it?

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    3. Re:FCC and FTC by inertia187 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you call them up and they reply, "DNC? Call the other department starting with F and ending with C, and please stop calling us. We're on the DNC too, you know."

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    4. Re:FCC and FTC by jhunsake · · Score: 1

      Actually, that was the plan from the very beginning.

    5. Re:FCC and FTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the list blocks unsolicited political and charity calls it is not constitutional.Speach is speach commercial or otherwise.

  2. In Canada by calcifer · · Score: 2, Informative

    here in canada we dont have any fancy do not call lists. I've started doing it the old fashioned way. when telemarketers call i tell them to please never call back again. before, i received at least 2 calls per day, now its about 3 per week, and the number keeps decreasing. it actually works, if you are getting repeat calls from certain parties. so, try that out, people in canada, and other non-US places.

    1. Re:In Canada by macemoneta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reason that it has come to a legal device like the do-not-call list, is that some telemarketers have abused their privileges.

      I have had telemarketers laugh at me when I politely asked to be removed from their call lists. I have had telemarketers actually berate me for not interrupting them sooner to tell them I was not interested. I have had the same company telemarketer call me six times a day (they don't all block CallerID).

      Yes, I have filed complaints with the companies involved. I have gotten polite responses. I have never gotten my name removed from any call lists (at least not that I can tell from the dozen calls a day that I have gotten).

      The last couple of days, the silence is deafening! I guess an $11,000 fine per offense is an adequate deterrent.

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    2. Re:In Canada by calcifer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      well, this is just speculation, but i think the reason people ignore your requests and laugh at you is because you live in the US.

      here in Canada, where people apologize for everything, the telemarketers mumble an apology and dont call back. this kind of shows the fundamental differences between the two cultures.

    3. Re:In Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I have the feeling that we're going to see a lot of telemarketing by proxy soon, with the proxy calling being performed in Canada/Mexico/Carribean Islands. Those proxy components will be "distributors" of U.S. based products, like Credit Cards, Mortgages, Windows, Long Distance Service, Insurance, and whatnot.

    4. Re:In Canada by thermopylae300 · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if you are trolling about this whole Canada-US thing or not, but here goes... In my experience, telemarketers will not simply remove you from their list when you ask them too. Actually, they are often overly-insistent on a line of discussion that involves you being led towards buying their product. So, US-Canadadian cultural differences aside, the Do-Not-Call list is rather similar to your polite request; only this polite request carries a big stick ($11,000).

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    5. Re:In Canada by Flaken2000 · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is a similar service in Canada called the CMA (Canadian Marketing Association).
      You can register here.

    6. Re:In Canada by shepd · · Score: 1, Interesting

      >here in Canada, where people apologize for everything, the telemarketers mumble an apology and dont call back. this kind of shows the fundamental differences between the two cultures.

      Well, I'm living here in Canada. Had an ADAD phone me at work selling some cars (blatantly illegal activity there). Being not-an-asshole, rather than phone the police and have their line disco'ed, I called them back and let them know the law (it's in the phone book, too).

      They said "Oh, well, our guy says that doesn't exist". Uhhuhh, yeah right. My phone book is pirated. That must be it. Well, anyways, they're not phoning me, probably because they know next time I'm calling the cops. But more apologetic? Please.

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    7. Re:In Canada by stilltwentysomething · · Score: 1

      There is a better way.

      The key here is to stay calm and be very pleasant...

      When a telemarketer calls, ask for their id (such as a name, or an employee ID - any information that can identify them in the company they are calling from without jeopardizing their privacy) and the company name. Explain to them that, as a consumer, you have the right to be placed on their do not call list (this is mandated by provincial laws - check your phone book for details). Ask them if they understand. You may need to explain repeatedly. Continue until they answer "Yes." Finish the phone call and make a log of the time, date, phone number they called from and the length of the conversation in addition to the company name and the ID of the person you were talking to.

      Next time the company calls, ask to speak to a manager, explain to him/her that you've asked to be placed on the do not call list, and that you talked to [insert ID here] about this on [date] at approximately [time]. Furthermore, say that your rights as a consumer were violated and you will contact your telco authorities about this. Generally, at this point the manager of the telemarketing firm will realize that you are someone who takes their privacy very seriously and assure you that this will not happen again. Conclude the conversation by another request to be placed on the do not call list, and, of course, get the manager's ID, etc... Again make a log of the call. As soon as you're finished writing the log, dial *57 (again, check your phone book) which will mark the _last_ incoming call as a nuisance call for your telco. If the telemarketer never calls again, no problem. If they do, that was strike one.

      If the telemarketing phone calls persist follow the same procedure, but after the third nuisance marked phone call your telco can take action.

      In my case, one of the local telemarketers lost their outgoing lines for a week as a result of several people following this procedure.

      I no longer consider telemarketers a nuisance in my area - they rarely call me.

    8. Re:In Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      here in Canada, where people apologize for everything, the telemarketers mumble an apology and dont call back. this kind of shows the fundamental differences between the two cultures.

      BS, that shows nothing of the sort.

    9. Re:In Canada by kmb · · Score: 1
      The key here is to stay calm and be very pleasant...

      Yes! Sometimes it's nastier to be nice.

      Anyway, telling telemarketers not to call you is also enforceable in the U.S. Scroll down to "How can consumers limit telemarketing calls?"

      I also keep meaning to have the phone company block my incoming calls if the caller is hiding their caller ID. That would get rid of huge numbers.

    10. Re:In Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... identify them in the company they are calling from without jeopardizing their privacy...

      Way to go, eh? Wouldn't want to invade the privacy of the telemarketer who's calling you at home, eh, hoser? Beauty way to go, ya silly frost monkey.

    11. Re:In Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in NS, Canada, we just simply don't answer any strange phone call that we don't recognize from our call display. We also adopt the philosphy that if the call were important for us personally, the person would have left a message. It's 100% effective.

    12. Re:In Canada by Insurgent2 · · Score: 1

      bzzt...wrong answer!
      Sorry, but there are 22.9 million businesses in the US alone.
      Why do people insist that I should be required to receive a phone call from every one of those 23 million business just to tell them that I'm not interested and to not call me again?
      Simple. This list will save them the time and money by them not to call someone who could give a rats ass about what they are selling.
      If the day comes when every single phone number in the US is on the DNC list, it's a wake up call to the fact that their business model is outdated. (if only the RIAA would get the hint)

    13. Re:In Canada by kmb · · Score: 1

      Uh, assuming businesses actually respect the DNC list, in theory you should only be getting calls from places with whom you've had prior business and non-profits. Now, if you have prior business relationships with 22.9 million businesses....

      No, maybe it's not "fair" but it's still progress.

    14. Re:In Canada by dgreenwood · · Score: 1

      Actually Canada does have a 'do not call' list. I have been on it for 5 years and it largely works, I just get the odd local realtor who suddenly gets the idea of telemarketing and the like who are not members of the CMA, maybe 3 or 4 calls a year. This is down from the dozen calls a month I used to get.
      You can join at
      http://www.the-cma.org/consumer/donotcall/dnc_serv ice.cfm

  3. unfortunatly by LennyDotCom · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It won't effect this type of scum http://www.datausainc.com

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    1. Re:unfortunatly by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      right, we also need a national do-not-survey-or-campaign-or-fund-raise call. until then, be sure to tell every such group that bothers you to never ever call again.

    2. Re:unfortunatly by Unsolicited+Commando · · Score: 1
      right, we also need a national do-not-survey-or-campaign-or-fund-raise call. until then, be sure to tell every such group that bothers you to never ever call again.

      Dude, why would I want that? Arnold Schwarzenegger called me this morning...

      ARNOLD FREAKING SCHWARZENEGGER!!!!!

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    3. Re:unfortunatly by BollocksToThis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Arnold Schwarzenegger called me this morning

      Vote for me if you want to live.

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    4. Re:unfortunatly by CaptBubba · · Score: 1

      Most of the political shit I get is prerecorded. you cannot say no, because there is nobody to say no to!

    5. Re:unfortunatly by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      but now that he's called you, you no longer need to get any more campaign/fundraiser calls ever again. So get your phone bronzed and mounted, and never wash the ear that heard his voice.

  4. Speaking to people by rf0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At the end of the day its my choice if I want to speak to someone. If someone in the street says hi and I don't want to speak to them I won't. Also if I put a sign round my neck saying "Don't speak to me", as its my right I would like to think people would respect that.

    If I do the same on my phone and say I only want people who I know or need to speak to contact me why shouldn't I be allowed? If I want to speak to someone about a product I will call them

    In the UK there is something similar called the TPS (Telephone Protection System) which actually does work but the again we don't have the implicit right to free speech

    Rus

    1. Re:Speaking to people by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      put a sign round my neck saying "Don't speak to me"

      Not only will they not speak to you, they back slowly away, just hoping they don't become part of your "news at 11"

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    2. Re: Speaking to people by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful


      > If I do the same on my phone and say I only want people who I know or need to speak to contact me why shouldn't I be allowed?

      In the USA it's popular to confuse the idea of "freedom of speech" with the idea of "guarantee of an audience".

      Especially popular when there's money in it (and also among k00ks whose messages are being ignored).

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    3. Re:Speaking to people by rf0 · · Score: 1

      Well I suppose if I'm waving the loaded banana around at the same time.

      Rus

    4. Re:Speaking to people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes you have a right to say "dont speak to me". But you need the government's help to enforce that. If the government agrees to help you enforce that against some callers and not others, then thats fundamentally unfair is it not?

    5. Re:Speaking to people by Kenja · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is one of my goals in life to not end up part of a news cast which finishes with the phrase "before turning the shotgun on himself". So far so good.

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    6. Re:Speaking to people by rossz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The implicit right to free speech is not all encompassing. Certain things are excluded. Threatening someone is a criminal offense is but one example. Limiting commercial speech has been upheld by our Supreme Court (sorry, I don't have the citation).

      If free speech was all encompassing, then businesses could outright promise the world if you used their product. The truth in advertising laws are a limititation of commercial speech, so the beer companies can only imply you'll get laid by bikini models, but never actually say so. Same goes for tobacco product commercials. They are completely banned on t.v. and radio. If free speech applied to commercial speech, those bans would be declared unconstitutional.

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    7. Re:Speaking to people by Macka · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the UK there is something similar called the TPS (Telephone Protection System)

      Actually, it's the Telephone Preference Service and it works great. I work from home a lot and was amazed at how many nuisance phone calls I got during the day. It reached a point where I stopped answering the phone and would only call back if it was a genuine number. Registering with the TPS has changed all that. The unsolicited calls have stopped and my phone is my own again. This service is definitely something you will appreciate when you get it.

      Macka
    8. Re:Speaking to people by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      "The implicit right to free speech is not all encompassing. Certain things are excluded"

      You can also add disturbing the peace to not protected speech. People don't have a right to walk down a quiet residential street with a PA shouting their message. Telemarketers are equally obnoxious. That's why we already have laws banning telemarketing calls before 8am and after 10pm (not exactly sure of the times, but I think that's right).

    9. Re:Speaking to people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope seems fine to me

    10. Re:Speaking to people by Scoot+G · · Score: 2, Interesting

      [quote] At the end of the day its my choice if I want to speak to someone. If someone in the street says hi and I don't want to speak to them I won't. Also if I put a sign round my neck saying "Don't speak to me", as its my right I would like to think people would respect that.[/quote]

      So I lose my Freedom of Speech due to your yearn for silence? I'm not so sure I buy that. However, if you paid to walk down the street, you should be able to regulate what happens, to a certain extent, while walking down the street. I mean after all, it is a monthly service, isn't it?

    11. Re: Speaking to people by jdreed1024 · · Score: 1
      In the USA it's popular to confuse the idea of "freedom of speech" with the idea of "guarantee of an audience".

      Right on. I wish more people realized this. The First Ammendment guarantees the right to free speech. It does not guarantee that anyone will listen to said speech.

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    12. Re:Speaking to people by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      Your Freedom of Speech is only a right because your government says it is. If the social benefits of amendments to that right outweigh your unfettered exercise of it, then the government may well decide to so limit it.

      Your recourse in this case is to
      a) demonstrate your displeasure at City Hall, hoping that you will garner enough support that the government decides to rethink. *
      b) vote the government out of office, hoping that the people you vote in will feel as you do. **
      c) buy enough representation in the government so that you get what you want without having to have the force of public opinion on your side.
      d) move to a country where everything works exactly as you like it - good luck finding Utopia.

      I don't see the relevance of paying to walk down the street. Freedom of Speech should not be regulated just because someone has paid money to do so (I say should not.. )

      The government only promises not to stifle your expression, not guarantees that we have to listen
      to it. After all, the man has a sign which says "Don't speak to me" - not "don't speak".

      When this freedom of speech encroaches on other freedoms, it's a balancing act weighing the public interest in both hands which must take place to determine which freedom takes precedence. There are no absolutes.

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      * Public demonstrations, coincidentally exercise the freedom of speech. Be glad you still have this.
      ** As a display of prevailing opinion, this is one of the only ways you have to making sure the government will take into account the true social benefits of their actions. If only c) weren't the dominant manner in which things apparently get done in the US, and if only the elections weren't rigged to all hell... Ah well. Freedom is an illusion anyway :)

    13. Re: Speaking to people by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 0

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."

      No law abridging the freedom of speech.

      A law telling telemarketers that they cannot speak to you is unconstitutional.

      If you don't want to talk to them, hang up. Duh.

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    14. Re:Speaking to people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom of Speech does not give you the right for you to force yourself upon me against my will. Speech is about speaking, not being heard.

      Ignoring the personal space of one whom has clearly conveyed (as a sign around you neck saying don't talk to me would) the wish not to be spoken at is at best rude and disrespectful and at worst outright harassment.

    15. Re:Speaking to people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put that TPS report on my desk, sans fish guts.

    16. Re:Speaking to people by benzapp · · Score: 1

      In most western nations, including Canada, it is a felony to question the Holocaust in any way. There are hundreds of people in prison for doing just that. Only in the US and the Netherlands is it not a crime.

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    17. Re:Speaking to people by jhunsake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Questioning the Holocaust should never be a crime. It may bring in to question your sanity (the same as questioning if 1 + 1 = 2), but it shouldn't be a crime to be ignorant.

    18. Re:Speaking to people by benzapp · · Score: 1

      If the truth was so self evident, why do these laws exist?

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    19. Re:Speaking to people by jhunsake · · Score: 1

      Because people are too easily provoked/irritated/angered.

    20. Re:Speaking to people by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      Could you please reference the UK law stating that questioning the holocaust is not a crime? Even if there is one, I imagine it could get struck down because it contradicts the Human Rights Act.

    21. Re: Speaking to people by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Yes. But a law providing a service for you to tell telemarketers that they cannot speak to you is quite constitutional.

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    22. Re:Speaking to people by 1ucius · · Score: 1

      Free speach definately applies to truthful commerical speech, the level of protection is just lower than for political speech. IMHO, this law has problems even under the lower standard. Telemarketing calls are merely anonying, not life-threatening (i.e., not addressing a huge problem) and the law discriminates based on message more than necessary (i.e., not narrowly tailored at solving the problem).

    23. Re: Speaking to people by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      Since when do you have the right to tell people they cannot speak to you without a restraining order and due process? Hey, don't respond to this comment.

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    24. Re: Speaking to people by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      A law telling telemarketers that they cannot speak to you is unconstitutional.

      No, a law telling telemarketers that they can't speak is unconstitutional. A law which says that they can't speak to ME, after I have clearly indicated that I am not interested in listening to them by signing up for the do-not-call list, is just fine.

    25. Re:Speaking to people by rossz · · Score: 1
      Free speach definately applies to truthful commerical speech
      Wrong. You can't have a t.v. or radio ad for cigarettes even if you are honest about it's health problems. Camels will kill you, but they are smooth and taste great. Nope.

      BTW, it's spelled s-p-e-e-c-h.

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    26. Re:Speaking to people by dago · · Score: 1

      Questioning the Holocaust should never be a crime.

      -> to rephrase parent poster : it's "Denying the existence of the holocaust" which is usually a crime (your actual legislation may vary)

      Questioning is not a crime, but you have to be very very precautious.

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    27. Re: Speaking to people by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Similarly there is a problem with newspapers around the world who can't tell the difference between "in the public interest" and "of interest to the public". Sigh.

      J.

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    28. Re:Speaking to people by danila · · Score: 1

      If I want to speak to someone about a product I will call them

      Hey, why these double standards? The whole thing was started because of the right to call people to speak about products with them! :)

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    29. Re:Speaking to people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Free speach definately applies to truthful commerical speech,

      The point you are missing is that the SCOTUS also has asserted a "Right to Privacy" (see recent case strking down sodomy laws among many others). Your right to truthful commercial speech stops when it invades my pricacy.

    30. Re: Speaking to people by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      A law telling telemarketers that they cannot speak to you is unconstitutional.

      A law telling telespammers that they cannot speak on my property without my permission is just fine.

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    31. Re:Speaking to people by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      ...so the beer companies can only imply you'll get laid by bikini models, but never actually say so...

      Wha-? Wait a minute. You mean my six-pack a day of Budweiser isn't guaranteed to help me score with a bevy of bikini and hotpants clad super babes? This immense and usually sloshing gut I've developed and covered with a pizza-stained "Wassup?" tank top isn't a total babe magnet?

      DAMN THOSE BEER COMPANIES! DAMN THEM TO HELL!

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    32. Re:Speaking to people by 1ucius · · Score: 1

      Perhaps its merely semantics, but the 1st Amendment does apply to your example ad. The law banning that ad is still consititutional because the government interest is important (save kids) and the law narrowly tailored at that interest (ban ads most likely to influence kids). Put another way, 1st amendment protections are not absolute.

    33. Re:Speaking to people by 1ucius · · Score: 1

      I hope you are right, though I admit my libertarian side twinges a bit every time I try to find the word "privacy" in the Constitution. Perhaps I need a different editor ;-)

    34. Re:Speaking to people by rossz · · Score: 1

      We may agree on the 1st ammendment protection not being absolute, but I have to take exception with one of your arguments. Specifically, "the government interest is important". The government always claims their interests are important - and all too often uses that sorry, worn out "for the children" excuse. That isn't good enough, at least to me.

      I think what the Supreme Court ruled (I'm a bit vague on this) is that it must have an overriding PUBLIC interest, not government interest, and must be as narrowly defined as possible.

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    35. Re: Speaking to people by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      My house, my telephone, my rules. I'm not telling them they can't speak. They can say whatever they want to anyone willing to listen. I'm not willing to listen, and the DNC list allows me to say that one time and be done with it, instead of a billion times over and over.

      Care to explain why it's so important to you that telemarketers be allowed to call people time and time again with no limitations? No? I didn't think so.

    36. Re:Speaking to people by k12linux · · Score: 1
      If the government agrees to help you enforce that against some callers and not others, then thats fundamentally unfair is it not?

      Not if the "some" callers are ones who refuse to respect my request to not be called.

  5. ummmm..... by HeyYou82 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I have already gotten 3 telemarketing calls to the phone number I put on the national list since the list went into effect."

    well, you can't sue them, since the list wasn't supposed to be enacted until early October anyway, meaning that even though your name was on the list, it was not yet banned from telemarketing calls.

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    1. Re:ummmm..... by queen+of+everything · · Score: 1

      The list went into effect Oct 1, the following Sunday I received a call telling me I could win some wonderful vacation... so far I'm impressed with the results of this list.

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    2. Re:ummmm..... by lilricky · · Score: 1

      Guess he doesnt know that its October already, you would think he would know at least the month! hehe

    3. Re:ummmm..... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
      "I have already gotten 3 telemarketing calls to the phone number I put on the national list since the list went into effect."
      well, you can't sue them, since the list wasn't supposed to be enacted until early October anyway

      Did you notice that he claimed he'd had those calls since it went into effect? So if the list went into effect today, he's claiming that today he has already had 3 calls that violate the list. Or are you suggesting that the list still shouldn't be in effect yet, even though it already is "early October"?

    4. Re:ummmm..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, the List has nothing to do with it being Sunday. Telemarkers are limited to business days only anyway. HTH.

  6. may still call you by _avs_007 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Telemarketers may still call you, if they have a pre-existing business relationship with you. So if you bank with BofA for example, BofA and all of its subsidiaries (and IIRC, business partners) can/will call you.

    1. Re:may still call you by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Not quite.

      BofA can.
      BofA's subsidiaries may be able to (I'm not sure of the law on this)
      BofA's business parteners can't.
      BofA can't hire a telemarketing firm to call you.

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    2. Re:may still call you by N7DR · · Score: 1
      Telemarketers may still call you, if they have a pre-existing business relationship with you. So if you bank with BofA for example, BofA and all of its subsidiaries (and IIRC, business partners) can/will call you.

      Or the one that really ticked me off a year or so back, when, despite the fact that I'm on Colorado's No Call List, I received a call from... Microsoft. What proportion of the general population does not have a pre-existing business relationship with Microsoft?

    3. Re:may still call you by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

      makes you wonder about "OmniCorp"... I'm sure everyone has bought something from Proctor & Gamble, Johnson & Johnson, GE, etc.

    4. Re:may still call you by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Funny
      if you bank with BofA for example
      BofA???

      Bastard Operator From America???

    5. Re:may still call you by dattaway · · Score: 1

      BofA can't hire a telemarketing firm to call you.

      But can you prove they hired a telemarking firm? Or are they the telemarketing firm?

      Some investors LOVE court battles. The inverse of consumer rights are profits. Their goal is to turn your world upside down so the change falls out of your pockets.

    6. Re:may still call you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing how nobody I know actually paid for their copy of Windows, I'd say very few.

    7. Re:may still call you by leerpm · · Score: 1

      But can you prove they hired a telemarking firm? Or are they the telemarketing firm?

      You don't need to. Just file a complaint and let the FTC investigate them.

    8. Re:may still call you by Hammer · · Score: 1

      Running only Linux at home and my own business, I am safe....

    9. Re:may still call you by kmb · · Score: 1
      Not according to the FTC site:

      The company-specific do not call rules apply to all telemarketing calls, including calls from companies with which you have done business and telemarketing calls on behalf of charities.

      Company-specific meaning when you tell the telemarketer on the phone to remove your number from their lists.

    10. Re:may still call you by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Their goal is to turn your world upside down so the change falls out of your pockets.

      So true! Great comment :-)

      --
      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    11. Re:may still call you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... Now that you mention it. Time warnner has a rather large number of pre-existing business relationships and many subsidiaries. They could call virtualy anyone on the list.

  7. Back in my day by SHEENmaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    we'd just walk 30 miles in the snow to the local light plug, that's what we called power outlets back then. Then we'd run copper wire all the way to our phone, and send some through the line to melt the telco's links between me and them.

    It only worked if you tied onions to your shoelaces, cause that was the style at the time...

    --
    You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
    1. Re:Back in my day by calcifer · · Score: 0, Troll

      are all your posts a trainwreck of cliches and old jokes mashed together into one steaming load of crap?

    2. Re:Back in my day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, now the situation's funnier because everyone else thinks it's funny.

      Word of advice: check that chip on your shoulder.

    3. Re:Back in my day by calcifer · · Score: 1

      oh i guess it just wasnt funny to me because i've heard the "walked 30 miles in the snow" thing so many times that its negative funny. my apologies to mr. sheenmaster, the people have spoken in his favor.

    4. Re:Back in my day by RayBender · · Score: 1
      we'd just walk 30 miles in the snow to the local light plug....Then we'd run copper wire all the way to our phone, and send some through the line to melt the telco's links between me and them.

      You had phones? In my day all we had was a pair of tin cans and some taut string. I had to wake up at 4 am to shovel coal to run the steam-powered computer so I could log in using a 1-baud modem..

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      Human genome = 3 billion base pairs = 6 GBit. Windows + Office = 20 Gbit. Which is more impressive?
    5. Re:Back in my day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh , yeah, well back in my day, i WAS the computer. I had electrodes hooked up to me and when key storkes were hit, i received tiny electrical impulse shocks. I spit out little cards with all of the output from the commands and hand delivered them to the next work station.

    6. Re:Back in my day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone once told me that cats don't cry. They do if you chop onions near them.

    7. Re:Back in my day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the people have spoken in his favor

      baa-aa-aa
      baa-aa-aa

      Yes we haa-aa-aave.

  8. now taking bets.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    on what (good) news will be brought to us tomorrow by the 11th Circuit.

    We had a great decision from the 9th yesterday, and from the 10th today. Can we get the Hatrick?

    1. Re:now taking bets.... by rigorist · · Score: 1

      The Eighth already ruled. The ban on junk faxes is constitutional, no matter what Judge Limbaugh says.

  9. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Finally a good ruling on this. I have heard enough about free-speech, etc. The court has affirmed a simple fact: people have the right to end harassment against them.

    1. Re:Finally by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 0

      Telemarketing is not, and never was, harassment. You have a phone number. People are allowed to call the phone and try to talk to you. There's no national "do not ring my doorbell" list.

      --
      evil adrian
    2. Re:Finally by dissy · · Score: 1

      > Telemarketing is not, and never was, harassment. You have a phone number. People
      > are allowed to call the phone and try to talk to you.

      No one claimed the first call was harassment. Possibly even the second. Its when you tell them to stop calling you and they do so multiple times a week, then it is harassment. And this is aparently common between my own experences and those I have heard from others.

    3. Re:Finally by EverDense · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Telemarketing is not, and never was, harassment.

      Oh YES, it damn well is.

      Definitions of Harrasment is:
      "To irritate or torment persistently."

      A lot of people find it irritating that telemarketers call persistently them
      at dinner time.

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      http://jesus.everdense.com/
    4. Re:Finally by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      The same telemarketer is not calling you persistently.

      Therefore, it is not harassment, unless you can prove that all of the telemarketers are conspiring to harass you.

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      evil adrian
    5. Re:Finally by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      This problem is common; it also manifests itself in different ways, like outbursts of "But I swear I put the envelope on the kitchen counter!"

      Did the envelope just WALK AWAY? No: You never put it there in the first place.

      People, hanging up on the telemarketer is not the same as telling them to not call you!

      --
      evil adrian
    6. Re:Finally by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 0, Troll

      So you want me to believe that the same company is calling you -- to the point of harassment -- at dinner time? So, over the course of (liberally) a 30 minute meal, you're receiving at least (conservatively) 3 telephone calls from the SAME COMPANY?

      Let's stay in the realm of reality, shall we?

      And it's "FUCKIN'". Ah, public education.

      --
      evil adrian
    7. Re:Finally by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      Since when did one dinner time interval become the definition of "persistent"?

    8. Re:Finally by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Informative

      "No soliticing" signs do that. A national do not call list isn't much different. It's effectively a "no soliciting" sign for your phone.

      Plus I don't see many humanoid robots walking door to door, playing 5 minute advertisements at every house, and never slowing, tiring, or stopping.

      And besides, telemarketting is, and always has been, harassment.

    9. Re:Finally by modecx · · Score: 1

      How's this:

      "Do not call me again, or I swear on my mother's grave that I'll hunt you down and rip your guts out. Then
      I'll carry 'em home leaving a trail of blood and fecal material, and feed 'em to a pack of hungry wolves,
      and call you at dinnertime to let you know how it went."

      Eh, go figure, it didn't work. I wonder why.

      ...

      Oh, that's right. They don't give a shit.

      --
      Constitutional rights may be respected, repealed, or modified; but they must never be ignored.
    10. Re:Finally by dissy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Did the envelope just WALK AWAY? No: You never put it there in the first place.
      >
      > People, hanging up on the telemarketer is not the same as telling them to
      > not call you!

      Right.... And ???

      I am here telling you that I tell them to not call me. I generally even say please first. Usually I say "Please do not call this number back. Thank you, Bye." or something similar, then wait to hear if they hangup or start talking. I will not speak after this point, even though I am listening. Only once did the telemarketer actually hang up the phone. The rest just ignored my polite request and continued to annoy me. After a couple of seconds I will then hangup.

      If they ever call me back, at that point everything legally is in place for me to obtain a court order to keep the person out of my life.

      This holds true no matter how a person is bothering you and not stopping after you ask. If they did this exact same thing in person, and were selling whatever it is door to door, and refused to leave my porch after both asking them to leave and also closing the door on them. They have no right to stand out side and ring my door bell continuously. If one would call the cops they would be arrested. This is the law.

      The exact same harassment laws can also apply over the phone.
      There is even a system in the USA where you can dial *57 and log a trace of the last person tha called you with the phone company and authorize them to share that log with the authorities. Ironically this feature costs $5 to use, but as its for preventing harassment and not to be used lightly (You never see the trace, only the cops and phone co do)

      Harassment is defined in the law. Calling you multiple times on the phone after being told to stop is indeed covered.

      Perhaps you made the mistake in using the dictonary definition of the word harassment, or something like that. I dont know. But as far as legalitys go, the words in law are usually defined very detailed and very differetly.

      I personally do not feel I should be forced into getting court orders aginst the thousands of thousands of telemarketing companys out there.
      Not to mention when they 'fold' and turn up under a different name, and the court order will not apply.

      And since there are thousands upon thousands of telemarketing companys, this is in effect a legal DDoS, which is not the easiest thing to beat.

      The do not call list is actually just enforcing existing harassment laws in a new day and age to adapt to our situation.
      After all, im sure when the first harassment laws for this country were made, phones wernt around just yet.

    11. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But...there are such things as restraining orders for chronic 'doorbell ringers'. We're just enforcing the restrictions that should be there naturally; whatever we have for strange doorbell ringers is also going to apply for strange phone callers. It's all about equalization betwixt the two.

    12. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No dingleberry.

      It is "FUCKEN" you FUCKEN COCKSMOKER.

    13. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope your kid gets CANCER.
      You're a fuckwad telemarketer.

    14. Re:Finally by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wow. Mature. Doesn't address my argument at all.

      Additionally, I don't have kids. And you want my kid to get cancer because of a few phone calls? You need therapy. Give me your address, I'll beat it into you.

      --
      evil adrian
    15. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What argument?

      You're just a troller.

    16. Re:Finally by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 0, Troll

      I am here telling you that I tell them to not call me. I generally even say please first. Usually I say "Please do not call this number back. Thank you, Bye." or something similar, then wait to hear if they hangup or start talking. I will not speak after this point, even though I am listening. Only once did the telemarketer actually hang up the phone. The rest just ignored my polite request and continued to annoy me. After a couple of seconds I will then hangup.

      If they ever call me back, at that point everything legally is in place for me to obtain a court order to keep the person out of my life.


      You're missing the point: if you tell a telemarketer to not call you back, they won't. Can you actually show me documented proof that a telemarketer, or a single company, that you have told to specifically not call you back, has called you back? There are strict laws saying "once they say don't call me, you can't call them."

      So we come back to the issue:

      I personally do not feel I should be forced into getting court orders aginst the thousands of thousands of telemarketing companys out there.
      Not to mention when they 'fold' and turn up under a different name, and the court order will not apply.


      If you don't want people calling your phone number, it shouldn't be publicly listed. That's why people have private phone numbers, so they aren't bothered.

      It disturbs me that people will piss on the First Amendment so easily for a little comfort. Hello, CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS are a bit more important than dodging a phone call. UNLIST YOUR NUMBER!!!

      --
      evil adrian
    17. Re:Finally by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      There's no national "do not ring my doorbell" list.

      No, but there's a local one: the "NO SOLICITING" sign. This is legally enforceable.

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    18. Re:Finally by Insurgent2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what if someone who calls me can never call again?
      There are 22.9 million businesses in the US.
      Do I have to tell every one individually (most of whom have a problem identifying themselves unless you pretend to be interested in buying their crap) that I don't want them to call??

      As for the unlisted number crap, once you give your number to any company, your number is fair game. There is no regulation stating that they are not allowed to call unlisted numbers.

      Oh, and by the way, get a clue. There is nothing in the constitution referring to the forcing of a person to be subject to a barrage of commercial speech in the privacy of their own home.

    19. Re:Finally by dissy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > If you don't want people calling your phone number, it shouldn't be publicly
      > listed. That's why people have private phone numbers, so they aren't bothered.

      My number is unlisted, and I do not give it out to companys.
      At quick count only about 4 or 5 of my closest friends even have that phone number. I generally use my cell phone for my other friends and a very small list of companys which i assume would be safe (IE Doctors office)

      I do get telemarketer calls on the landline.
      And the only documented proof I have is my caller ID box showing the multiple calls from the same company, and my word that I indeed told them to not call me again during the first call.

      Unfortuatly in the past couple years almost all telemarketers showup as 'unknown' anyway, so I have no way to prove I already talked to someone selling the exact same thing.

      I'd have to guess that I can think of a good 10 products being sold (I generally didnt ask for a company name) where they did call back after being told not to.
      Now I realize some of those 10 could very well be totally different companys selling the same item, but I cant believe 'most' of them, and its definatly not all of them.

      > It disturbs me that people will piss on the First Amendment so easily for a
      > little comfort. Hello, CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS are a bit more important than
      > dodging a phone call. UNLIST YOUR NUMBER!!!

      Um. Well, you'll be glad to hear that the First Amendment has nothing what so ever to do with anything in this thread.

      I dont care if they pitch their sales to people that care to hear it.
      All I know is I dont want to hear it, have told them so, and am still _forced_ to listen to it aginst my will.

      And the do not call list, by its very definition and nature, is a *list* of people that are clearly stating they do not wish to listen to telemarketers.
      It is not the place for you or the government to force this speach onto me if I do not wish to hear it, and have made my wishes known by stating so on the do-not-call-list which I had to ask the government to add me to in the first place.

      The First Amendment does not grant you the right to force me into anything aginst my will.

      And as to your "UNLIST YOUR NUMBER!!!" comment, thank you for suggesting what I did as I ordered the phone line 9 years ago. Got any suggestions that may have something to do with solving the problem of harassing calls?
      As it would seem, adding or removing my number from the public phone books should have no physical means or otherwise to magically make that number removed from the telemarketers lists.

    20. Re:Finally by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
      You must have a stressful life, seeing as how you must drop what they're doing and rush to answer the phone everytime it rings, like a rabbit going for that food pellet.

      I let my answering maching pick up all my calls. If someone calls when I'm doing something else, they can talk to the machine. If I feel like talking to 'em, then I pick up. In the 5 years I've been doing this, I have been bothered by exactly one telemarketer, who happened to call exactly when I picked up the phone to dial out. I hung up on the guy, then made my call. What's the hassle?

      Imagine time management, where your things live to serve you, instead of you serving them... BRIIING! Hey, isn't that your phone? Better go get it! Food pellet time!!!

      Bonus trick: the next time you're at work and you're talking to someone face-to-face, when the phone rings try not picking it up and let it roll to voicemail. You can do it!

      --
      Yeah, right.
    21. Re:Finally by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 0, Redundant

      So what if someone who calls me can never call again?
      There are 22.9 million businesses in the US.
      Do I have to tell every one individually (most of whom have a problem identifying themselves unless you pretend to be interested in buying their crap) that I don't want them to call??


      If I send 22.9 million people to your house, one a day, to ring your doorbell, do you have to tell each one of them individually to stop? Yes. Deal with it.

      As for the unlisted number crap, once you give your number to any company, your number is fair game. There is no regulation stating that they are not allowed to call unlisted numbers.

      That sounds like your problem, buddy -- don't give out your telephone number!

      Oh, and by the way, get a clue. There is nothing in the constitution referring to the forcing of a person to be subject to a barrage of commercial speech in the privacy of their own home.

      I'll bold the relevant portions:
      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

      And like I said, I doubt it's a barrage. Please, get me call logs! PROOF! FACT! For the love of God, I am at least quoting REAL DOCUMENTS!

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      evil adrian
    22. Re:Finally by EverDense · · Score: 1

      Nice Strawman, I don't drop anything or rush to the phone during dinner time. I merely said they call during dinner time.
      Bonus tricknext time you're done felching your Telemarketer mates, wipe the shit off your face.

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      http://jesus.everdense.com/
    23. Re:Finally by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 0, Redundant

      OK, so use a TeleZapper. That's the equivalent, not a piece of legislation.

      --
      evil adrian
    24. Re:Finally by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

      We're just enforcing the restrictions that should be there naturally

      The restrictions shouldn't be there. Gov't does not have the right to enact legislation abridging the freedom of speech, it's in the First Amendment.

      Get a TeleZapper or check your caller ID. This law is unconstitutional.

      --
      evil adrian
    25. Re:Finally by evilviper · · Score: 1
      There's no national "do not ring my doorbell" list.

      Unfortunately, I'm unable to hang a "No Solicitors" sign on my telephone that they will see before they call me, so a list is needed.

      Shooting a solicitor on my property can be consedered self-defense... Hunting down a telemarketer and shooting them is somehow considered "First Degree Murder", so there is an inherent inequality between these two methods of communication that you disregard in your lowsy analogy.
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    26. Re:Finally by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      Not to pick nits, but just turn off the damn ringer. I think the point is that the constitution guarentees my right to say what I want.

      I actually theink the framers were speaking about political speach. My personal belief is that insulting the president and burning the flag are covered, while pornography and hate speach is not covered.

      Anyway, the constitution gives freedom of speach, but never covers the freedom to have a phone no one can call.

      If you don't want to be called, turn off the ringer and get an answering machine to pick up in 2 rings. If 50 million americans did that for about 2 weeks, telemarketing would have been dead long ago.

      --
      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    27. Re:Finally by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1
      Telemarketing is not, and never was, harassment. You have a phone number. People are allowed to call the phone and try to talk to you. There's no national "do not ring my doorbell" list.


      You're saying I call someone over & over trying to sell them my cat & when they ask me not to call any more I get 10 of my friends to call & try to sell them their dogs and it's not harassment? What part of "I don't want to buy crap on the phone, I work night shift, quit #$#@$ing calling me 2 hrs after I went to bed, and I'm broke" do they not understand? This process could go on & on until they have thousands of people trying to sell them stuff. Can I have your phone #? I have about 40 boxes of stuff to sell after I moved. I also have lots of friends who are wanting to sell some stuff.

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      Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
    28. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, but there's this little building called 'National Rifle Association Headquarters' less than 10 miles from my house. They allow me to enforce my own 'do not ring my doorbell' list.

    29. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first amendment doesnt obligate anyone to listen. Freedom of speech is not freedom of action, and making my phone ring is not speech, its an action.

      They can tape their pitch and make it available at the Wal-Mart checkout line, then if I choose to listen, I will.

    30. Re:Finally by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      When they call you there are multiple levels of ratings the caller gets after the call is complete. 1) No reponse/hangup, 2) spoke to us (this means even saying don't call again for those buying the list), 3) listened to the sales pitch but did not buy, 4) bought the product. There is only one other category and that is the do-not-call list. In the old law asking them to not call any more did not mean they had to remove your name from the list they sell, only that THEY couldn't call you any more. Just hearing a human voice verifies it is a real person who is a potential client and moves you up from 1 to 2. Actually listening to them is almost as bad as buying the product since you're at rating 3. The higher up the list you are, the more phone calls you get from the list being sold when they do database searches to find the most likely suckers..er I mean buyers on the list.

      If you don't want people calling your phone number, it shouldn't be publicly listed. That's why people have private phone numbers, so they aren't bothered Uhh...they call my cell phone all the time. Find THAT in the white pages. Your argument is based entirely on misinformation so far. Even credit card companies sell your contact information to telemarketers. They also can just rotate through all of the phone numbers and only skip the ones on the do-not-call list. Unlisted or not, you're number is coming up.
      It disturbs me that people will piss on the First Amendment so easily for a little comfort. The right for one man to swing his fist ends where another mans nose begins.

      --
      Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
    31. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. YHL. HAND.

    32. Re:Finally by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      Why the hell should we have to turn our ringer off? What if I get a call for a job interview? What if there is a family emergency? The REASON for the do-not-call list is so we only get calls that we need. Last I checked, solicitation was NOT freedom of speach or the 'no solicitation' signs would be illegal. Anyone who calls me repeatedly, refuses to give me THEIR phone number, and annoys the crap out of me is harassing me. I'm not going to buy their crap. Me putting my number on the list should be money in their pocket from not wasting the long distance calls on me. I'm all for freedom of speach. I want to hear prayers at football games, I want to see the 10 commandments back up at the courthouse, I want to hear that school children can pray on their own without a parent-teacher meeting talking about how their child is causing trouble. Our country was founded on it, however there was NOTHING in the declaration of independance about freedom to annoy the crap out of people and give your contact information to all the others who annoy.

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      Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
    33. Re:Finally by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      There's no national "do not ring my doorbell" list.

      That's because there's no need for one, you can put up a "No Solicitors" sign on your door, which according to my menial research are legally enforcable in many areas. Natch, The List is the only way something analogous can be done for telephones.

      --
      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    34. Re:Finally by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      I have one. It works on some of them but they're wising up and turning off the auto-hang when it hears the infamous 'beep' before the fax picks up. It's just as annoying when you get the same # of phone calls and nobody is there.

      --
      Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
    35. Re:Finally by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      ...Change your phone number.

      Chance [his] phone number!? You're actually suggesting that someone should have to do that, then go through the process of letting everyone who should know their correct number know that you changed it? All so that people he never has nor never would express an interest in hearing from don't call him just to hawk some crap he doesn't want?

      Get a clue. That's not what the Bill of Rights is about.

      --
      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    36. Re:Finally by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, TeleZapper. Neat product, but not equivalent to a sign on your door. Why? According to the web page, your phone will still ring and you or your machine has to answer it. Big improvment, but not the same. If a door to door salesman keeps ringing your door bell, and then leaves when you finally open the door, does that qualify as heeding your "No Solicitors"? Not in my book.

      --
      We hope your rules and wisdom choke you / Now we are one in everlasting peace
    37. Re:Finally by Courageous · · Score: 1

      There is no constitution right being abridged by the do not call list. You do not have a right to privately contact someone who has expressed a very explicit desire to not be privately contacted. Free speech does not and has never guaranteed you an audience.

      C//

    38. Re:Finally by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      It's just as annoying when you get the same # of phone calls and nobody is there.

      About once a day, I answer the phone and nobody is there. I've fallen into a habit with these calls: "Hello? HELLO? I can't hear anyone," and hang up.

      Why does this happen? I do not have a telezapper, so that's not the cause; why do the telemarketers (or stalkers, I suppose, since there's no caller ID either I don't know who they are...) not talk/hang up too soon?

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    39. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is a TeleZapper a "no soliting" sign? For it to be a sign, it has to be visible. How does the Telemarketer know you have a TeleZapper? A TeleZapper is a tripwire; the Telemarketer can't see it and doesn't know about it, until they try to enter your property and fall on their face.

    40. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got any suggestions that may have something to do with solving the problem of harassing calls?

      Ask your phone company to give you a longer phone number because despite it being unlisted, it is still too easy to "guess". The problem right now is that almost every combination of digits is valid, so telemarketers find it acceptable to try random numbers and someday they find you.

      No so with credit card numbers because they are 16 digits long. Phone numbers should be 16 digits long too.

    41. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First Amendment: Big talk on Slashdot, but when it comes to telemarketers, everyone looks the other way.

      Does freedom of speech also extend to the written word? Would it allow me to throw rocks with notes attached at the side of your house, morning, noon, night and any other time I felt like (assuming I used rocks that don't do damage and politely cleaned up any mess, of course). The rocks would just be to get your attention while you are watching Donnie and Marie on the boob-tube.

      Do you understand the problem yet?

      No one is trying to take away the Telemarketer's freedom of speech. They just don't want their private time "invaded" by them. There is no constitutional right to force someone to listen to your "freedom of speech". And, in fact, we do have rights to demand non-solicitation for this very reason. The Do-Not call list is essentially a big "No Solicitor's Allowed" sign, parked on the opposite end of our telephones. Well within our rights, has nothing to do with theirs.

    42. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It disturbs me that people will piss on the First Amendment so easily for a little comfort. Hello, CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS are a bit more important than dodging a phone call.

      The first amendment guarantees the right to speak, not the right to be heard. Telemarketers can speak all they want to, just not to me.

    43. Re:Finally by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

      Absolutely correct.

      Telemarketers don't generally bother with the phone book anymore, unless they're targeted calls. They usually just have an autodialer that does blocks of numbers in ranges, so it doesn't matter if you're listed or not for these types.

      Since telemarketers now also use their own in-house phone switches, they don't provide caller-id data, so you can either let the machine pick up EVERY unkonwn call, or suffer with advertising.

      Telemarketing is a form of harassment. It induces a state of distrust and even fear in what was created to be a means of strengthing the community, namely the ring of the phone. When I was younger, I used to look forward to phone calls, but nowadays I find I cringe every time the phone rings at home, and my thought is usually "damn telemarketers" before I even look at the caller id.

      As for the first amendment... trying to claim that advertising directly to an individual in their home is protected is also saying that anyone on the street corner can not only scream their opinion at you, but can walk into your living room and do the same. Free speech means you can say what you like, it doesn't mean I have to listen to it, nor does it mean you can come to my house and say it.

    44. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TeleZapper doesn't always work, and neither does the Caller ID. This does not abridge freedom of speech in any way--freedom of speech is completely different from the guarantee of an audience.

    45. Re:Finally by Beatbyte · · Score: 1

      my phone is a private phone number. I didn't give these people to harvest my telephone number and call me unsolicited all the time. you may view your phone number as a public spot in the open but mine isn't. its in my home and i use it for personal use.

      It basically boils down to what I've been screaming for years now:
      I'M A CITIZEN! NOT A CONSUMER!

      The government seems to have forgotten that.

    46. Re:Finally by dogdaze · · Score: 1

      I often wonder why the telemarketing companies have not been attacked in much the same way abortion clinics have come under fire over the years. A few terror incidents here and there would possibly curb their cockiness.

    47. Re:Finally by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Nope. A TeleZapper does not prevent a telespammer from ringing your phone (as a NO SOLICITORS sign prevents solicitors from knocking on your door).

      Mind you, if it did work the same way (a telespammer who called a TeleZapper-equipped phone could be arrested for trespassing without further ado), I'd consider the merits of your suggestion....

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    48. Re:Finally by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      but now it's OK to piss on the First Amendment

      I don't see the clause in the First Amendment that allows it to trump my private property rights. Maybe I need a good pair of Penumbral Emanation Spectacles.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    49. Re:Finally by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      If you don't want people calling your phone number, it shouldn't be publicly listed.

      This is equivalent to asserting that if you don't want solicitors knocking on your door, you should go live in the Unabomber shack.

      That's why people have private phone numbers, so they aren't bothered.

      What penalty do you think should be meted out to telespammers who use sequential dialing and connect to unlisted numbers?

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    50. Re:Finally by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      You could get a TeleZapper.

      What penalty do you think should be meted out to telespammers who call a TeleZapper-equipped phone?

      You don't need to cite specific numbers -- a less-more-or-equal comparison to the physical-world equivalent (picking a door lock in order to enter somebody's house without permission) will do.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    51. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut Up, you stupid libertarian troll.

    52. Re:Finally by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Insert blithe appreciation and support for Courageous (228506) here. If it was later in the day I could drudge up some good quotes from Star Wars or Pulp Fiction describing my appreciation, but you were heard by your peers and you were cheered.

      --
      Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
    53. Re:Finally by Steve+B · · Score: 2, Informative
      If I send 22.9 million people to your house, one a day, to ring your doorbell, do you have to tell each one of them individually to stop? Yes. Deal with it.


      ***BBBBBZZZZZTTTTT!!!*** The correct answer is "No -- one NO SOLICITORS notice is sufficient."


      Now, there is a NO SOLICITORS notice for the phone. Deal with it.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    54. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that this is even really an issue of free speech, but perhaps if you read carefully, you'll note that Congress shall make no law abridging your free speech - it says nothing about ensuring that others must listen to you.

    55. Re:Finally by volkris · · Score: 1

      But this law doesn't attack those who harrass by that definition.

      It attacks everyone making that first call.

      The law is a bad one, just defining another victimless crime and providing another example of Americans running to their government at the slightest annoyance.

    56. Re:Finally by volkris · · Score: 1

      Do I have to tell every one individually (most of whom have a problem identifying themselves unless you pretend to be interested in buying their crap) that I don't want them to call??

      Yes, you do.
      Otherwise you're interfering with their right to do what they want with the service they've purchased.

      It sucks when reality is against you, but the reality is that you subscribed to a service that works like this, and now you're complaining about it.

      If you don't like it, don't pay for it.

      If you insist on telling telemarketers what they can do with their phones, don't complain when I start telling you what you can do with your web browser.

    57. Re:Finally by volkris · · Score: 1

      Unless that desire was expressed directly to the caller, he has ever right to make the phone call.

      By contracting for phone service, one is agreeing to have anyone else call them. In order to make exceptions to this rule people must be told individually not to call.

      Saying "I'm on the list in Washington and therefore you can't call" is like saying "I'm on a the list in my desk drawer and therefore you can't call." The only difference is that the first has the force of law, and so declaring it valid begs that the law is valid in the first place.

      This doesn't abridge freedom of speech, it abridges the delegation of powers. There is no place for the federal government to be telling me who I can't call on my own phone, and so a law doing so is necessarily unconstitutional.

      Note that if you tell me not to call, that is still enforcable by simple private property rights. But the feds have no place in that conversation.

    58. Re:Finally by volkris · · Score: 1

      Telemarketing is a form of harassment. It induces a state of distrust and even fear in what was created to be a means of strengthing the community, namely the ring of the phone.

      But you invite them in by having a phone service that allows incoming calls from these people.

      It is not the government's place to prevent citizens from bringing harassment upon themselves.

      Free speech means you can say what you like, it doesn't mean I have to listen to it, nor does it mean you can come to my house and say it.

      And nobody says you have to listen to the telemarketers. They have no guarantee of audience, and so this particular argument against a first amendment violation is nonsense.

      In the end telephone users have to take responsibility for themselves. Demanding that telemarketers not call is precisely like demanding that no redheads access your public web site.

    59. Re:Finally by skarmor · · Score: 1

      About once a day, I answer the phone and nobody is there. I've fallen into a habit with these calls: "Hello? HELLO? I can't hear anyone," and hang up. Why does this happen? I do not have a telezapper, so that's not the cause; why do the telemarketers (or stalkers, I suppose, since there's no caller ID either I don't know who they are...) not talk/hang up too soon?

      I'm not sure that you will actually be reading this but, i will answer just in case. The reason that you will sometimes hear dead air when you answer the phone is that telemarketers use predictive diallers to call clients. These predictive systems estimate the number of calls that the company should make in order to keep their agents in the call center constantly busy.

      The system makes the calls based on its estimates and then routes the calls to the available agents. The trouble is that the estimates are not exact and in some cases the system will call a number but there will be no agent available to take the call. This is known as call abandonment. The result is that when you answer your phone you hear dead air.

      According to the FCC telemarketers are allowed to use predictive diallers provided that their abandonment rate does not exceed 3% of calls made. However, since this is difficult to enforce, some companies will increase the number of calls made resulting in a higher abandonment rate.

    60. Re:Finally by dissy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *sigh* you just dont get it do you.
      I appologize if it sounds like I am losing my temper, but it really sounds like you are purposly ignoring what I am telling you, and then repeating your first incorrect comments again.
      Going by my insightful mods and your troll mods, I can only assume its not just me seeing things.

      Ok, lets try this a different way.

      > OK, so why make a law to dodge telemarketing calls?

      It isnt. Its a law to fight a form of harassment (as defined currently in our law) aginst an industry that traditional legal defenses are not apt to use (IE court orders to not call me, taken out aginst each company)

      > You could just not answer calls that have blocked numbers.

      This is what I am forced to do.
      Ligit callers that do not show up on caller ID now must leave a message.

      > You could get a TeleZapper. Verizon has Call Intercept.
      > How hard is it to be proactive?

      I dont call that being proactive. It is not solving the problem.

      Using that logic, every time a stalker finds where their target lives, the burden and cost is on the target to move, and not the person commiting the crime of stalking.

      You can stalk and harass over the phone too. And there are thousands of them out there doing this to everyone.

      > I'll bold the relevant portions:
      >
      > Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or
      > prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or
      > of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition
      > the government for a redress of grievances.

      So I will reply to the bolded portions.
      Noone, congress or otherwise, is planning to make a law aginst telemarketing, nor abridge them from doing it. Telemarketing will still be legal after the do-not-call-list is activated. That is why it is a list.
      If they were gonig to outlaw telemarketing as a form of speech, there would be no need for a list. If it was a law, everyone is included, like it or not.

      Maybe this is the part you are getting confused on.

      Harassment laws already trump freedom of speech. Ask a lawyer.
      Once a telemarketer crosses the line from marketing to harassment, they have broke existing laws.

      The first item of your post asked why I want them to pass a new law.
      I'll tell you.
      Because its annoying as hell for me to go to court and pay tons of money (atleast to a lawyer, if not to actually get the court order, depending where you file it) many thousands of times, and it would be much easier for me to say no once. That is all the do-not-call-list is.

      So, if you are in person harassing me, its already illegal.
      Then, i get a court order aginst you to not come near me.
      Why on earth do you feel there shouldnt be a stronger punishment if you continue to come near me after the court order is issued to you???

      I aggree with the law that there should be. And its no different with the do-not-call-list. There should be a siffer penalty for those that continue to commit the crime aginst me after being told to stop.

      Next...

      > Really. Someone held you down and forced you to listen.
      > No.

      Clearly if people like you had their way, this would be their next step.
      Assult is just as illegal as harassment. Id like to keep it that way.

      To answer you, they dont need to hold you down to force you.
      And you are suggesting I do things proactivly to fix the problem.
      I wouldnt very well have to do that if i wasnt being forced into it, now would i?

      > No one forced you to lease a telephone line. No one forced you to answer
      > that phone.

      I live here in the real world. So yes, I am forced to do so if i wish to keep my chosen life style. Are you suggesting I let criminals force me to change my life style too?

      Other people may be happy living as a hermit in the woods with no connectivity to others, but that isnt me

    61. Re:Finally by dissy · · Score: 1

      > But this law doesn't attack those who harrass by that definition.
      > It attacks everyone making that first call.

      Ok. So, lets rip the situation apart here.

      Currently.
      Telemarketer calls me. I do not wish this to happen. They do not know this fact yet. I tell them of the fact, and now they know. As of yet, no crime has been commited.

      If they DO call back, it is a crime. It is harassment.

      Now. With the do-not-call-list.
      They already know the fact I dont want to listen to them before they call.
      This makes their first call purposly going agisnt MY WISHES and they have no excuse not to know it.

      How is the first call with the do-not-call-list any less harassing than the second call now?

      How many times does the girl have to say 'no' to you before you personally concider it rape?
      Granted not to compare telemarketing with sex crimes at all, but the point I am making is that for some things, the first NO should be enough.

      Do you feel I can not put up a 'no soliciting' sign on my door?
      Do you disagree with the current laws that DO have harsher penaltys if you solicit to a building with one of these signs?

      Do you disagree with 'disturbing the peace' laws? Do you really not care if hundreds or thousands of people were outside in the streets just waiting for you to leave the house so they can hound you with what they have to say?

      Would you agree with the parent poster that the best solution to that is to move? Dispite the fact it happens everywhere so there is no way to move away from it, nor to change your phone number to a form they will not call?

      > The law is a bad one,

      but you STILL havent made a single valid or correct point about why.

      > just defining another victimless crime

      Huh? I am a victim here. I can assure you I exist.

      > and providing another example of Americans running to their government at the
      > slightest annoyance.

      Yes. The government said what certain telemarketers are doing is illegal. Oddly, they did this hundreds of years before telemarketing, and phones, existed. Yea it must be purposly targeted at the telemarketers!

      My annoyance is with the fact I would have to spend TONS of money and time to press multiple lawsuits for the same exact thing aginst thousands of people.
      That is annoying. That is not called for.

      If I am not allowed to say NO to them before they call (You seem to want no harsher penaltys for calling someone on this do-not-call-list) then why am I allowed to say NO on the first phone call, and impose a harsher penalty for it on the second?

      It must be a bad law in your eyes to fine telemarketers more money after they call you back a 2nd or 3rd time, after you tell them to not call you during the first call.

      I'm sorry, if you cant see how silly and rediculous that sounds, I dont think anything I say will be able to convince you its true.

    62. Re:Finally by JimFromJersey · · Score: 1

      Citizens have constitutional rights, not corporations. Even if you take the position that a corporation is a pseudo-citizen and enjoys limited constitutional protection, telemarketing is commercial speech and therefore not protected.

      --
      between the greater and lesser infinities sleep the dreams undreamt
    63. Re:Finally by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      People are allowed to call the phone and try to talk to you. There's no national "do not ring my doorbell" list.
      1. Where's your phone number?
      2. There is a 'no solicitors' sign. Any door-to-door solicitor who ignores it is guilty of trespassing. Absent a DNC list, there's no way to do the same for phone numbers.
      --
      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    64. Re:Finally by Courageous · · Score: 1

      By contracting for phone service, one is agreeing to have anyone else call them.

      I very much dispute this. *I* never made any such agreement.

      Unless that desire was expressed directly to the caller, he has ever right to make the phone call.

      I very much dispute this as well. My right to the privacy of my own home, if I request it, trumps this other so-called "right" in every conceivable way.

      Saying "I'm on the list in Washington and therefore you can't call" is like saying "I'm on a the list in my desk drawer and therefore you can't call."

      A false analogy! A list in your desk is not publicized in a known location that can be easily accessed. ...so a law doing so is necessarily unconstitutional.

      Not by any modern interpretation of the courts, so you are entirely out of luck there.

      C//

    65. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have your email publicly and easily available, and your user URL is nonexistant.

      You're interfering with a service I've purchased (access to a bonafide email server), and because I have the right to free speech, and I want YOU to hear what I have to say.

      For that matter, why don't you post your home address. You're denying me from using government subsidized services that my tax money pays for.

      What the fuck? Are you that full of shit?

      You know what? I purchased a service (phone service), too. I have the right to use it how I want, in accordance with FCC regulations. I don't want these fuckers calling me, and it seems that many other people share the same feelings.

    66. Re:Finally by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      You could get a TeleZapper

      The telemarketers (and apparently you, whether you are a telemarketer or not) don't want people to have a right to say "no". The telemarketers already have ways to spoof callerID information, and to outwit a TeleZapper. Article available here.

      The TeleZapper also only works after the phone rings. I do a lot of my sleeping during daytime hours, and telemarketers waking me up (despite the fact that I will *never* buy from them) gets very old. The phone is still going to wake me up, even if the telezapper then sends a "disconnected" tone. If my boss or friends feel the need to call, it's probably important, and it's worth waking up for. If it's a telemarketer, they shouldn't be bothering me, and it won't get them anywhere anyway.

      First Amendment also does not grant you the right to pass laws abridging freedom of speech -- doesn't matter if you like the speech or not.

      The telemarketers and spammers love this argument. It doesn't hold up to the facts, though.

      If the law tried to say "You can't market your product" or "You can't say nigger", the law would infringe. However, the marketers aren't being told that they can't say it. They aren't being told that they can't post it on a website, or run a newspaper ad, or buy radio/TV time. They *are* being told that they can't abuse other peoples time and equipment in order to spread their message. I can call someone an asshole, but I can't spraypaint it on the side of their house and car.

      I pay for my phone, just as I pay for my internet connection, so that it is available for my use. I don't want telemarketers calling. Why do you have a problem with me saying "No!"?

    67. Re:Finally by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1

      You say that people are allowed to call you, and you aren't allowed to say no. Care to post your phone number?

    68. Re:Finally by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      A TeleZapper doesn't always work.

    69. Re:Finally by volkris · · Score: 1

      I very much dispute this. *I* never made any such agreement.

      Did you contract for phone service in which anybody with the service may call you? In other words, did you contract for standard phone service? If so you DID make the agreement.

      I very much dispute this as well. My right to the privacy of my own home, if I request it, trumps this other so-called "right" in every conceivable way.

      Right, and by agreeing that anyone else may call, you voluntarily give up that right.

      A false analogy! A list in your desk is not publicized in a known location that can be easily accessed. ...so a law doing so is necessarily unconstitutional.

      You assume that everyone who might want to call, that would be disallowed by this list, would know about the list and be able to access it. Neither of these is necessarily true.

      This is in stark contrast to the normal analogy involving "keep out" signs on the lawn.

    70. Re:Finally by volkris · · Score: 1

      You're interfering with a service I've purchased (access to a bonafide email server), and because I have the right to free speech, and I want YOU to hear what I have to say.

      This law doesn't have to do with email addresses or phone numbers. The analogy would be if I told you you weren't allowed to email me if you had my address (which I never go out of my way to hide anyway).

      You know what? I purchased a service (phone service), too. I have the right to use it how I want, in accordance with FCC regulations.

      You have the right to use it however you want. The problem is that the telemarketers also have the right to use it how they want.

    71. Re:Finally by volkris · · Score: 1

      It is fundamentally unjust for anybody to have to go out of their way to insure that a person has not said no in regards to you specifically when they have said yes generally.

      It would be no different from you having to check with Washington before entering every store you approach, or viewing every website you wish to view.

      If you put a 'no soliciting' sign on your lawn it tells the visitor without him having to go out of his way to check. For this reason it is a completely different situation.

    72. Re:Finally by dissy · · Score: 1

      > It is fundamentally unjust for anybody to have to go out of their way to insure
      > that a person has not said no in regards to you specifically when they have said
      > yes generally.

      I'm sorry, im not sure if I just dont understand the comment or simply am not following your line of thought.

      Do you mean to say that it is unfair to the telemarketing companys to need to check the list to see if i have said no (by being on it), when what they do has a default 'yes'?

      Basically there is a seperation between what the govt says is legal and what people want to happen. Just because it is legal and not banned does not mean everyone wants it, and just because something is illegal and banend does not mean that nobody would want it.

      Yes the government has not outlawed it, nor should they (nor can they in any useful way that wouldnt also hurt other peoples rights.)
      But that doesnt mean everyone wants to get telemarketing calls.

      Maybe I am just missing what you mean..

      Basically with a sign like in my example saying no, you say that is ok because it says no. But without a sign (an unknown, just like everyone on a phone) you should assume yes?

      > It would be no different from you having to check with Washington before
      > entering every store you approach, or viewing every website you wish to view.

      Again, I dont understand this comment either.
      I dont see how it would be similar to your examples at all.

      If anything what so ever, it would be similar to a list of IPs of people that do not wish to look at your website, and on each request you check the list and if they are on it you send them elsewhere. Alot of adult sites do this already with things like netnanny and the like.

      > If you put a 'no soliciting' sign on your lawn it tells the visitor without him
      > having to go out of his way to check. For this reason it is a completely
      > different situation.

      This part I do understand, and even half agree.
      I think its a little odd that the government charges money for this list. It should be made free to the telemarketing companys as a tool to obide by the law.
      They should never charge so that you can see part of the law.

      Ignorance is no excuse, unless your too poor to by access to the law to know.

      I think their goal was so that noone could just grab the list without doing some work, but I think there could have been many better ways to do this.

      For most government-messed-with businesses and industrys, you have to file with the govt to start doing whatever it is that company will do. Telemarketing should become the same way (You have to register special with the govt, for free) and then you get access to the free list.

      Anyone telemarketing and not using the list is fined. Anyone telemarketing and not registered gets fined, taxed, and all the other fun stuff that happens with other regulated industrys.

      I'm sure there are better ways even yet.
      Oh well, nothing is perfect.

    73. Re:Finally by Courageous · · Score: 1

      Did you contract for phone service in which anybody with the service may call you?

      No, I did not.

      C//

    74. Re:Finally by volkris · · Score: 1

      Basically there is a seperation between what the govt says is legal and what people want to happen. Just because it is legal and not banned does not mean everyone wants it, and just because something is illegal and banend does not mean that nobody would want it.

      There is also a seperation between what the people want to happen and what should happen. Just because people want something to happen doesn't mean it is right.

      Basically with a sign like in my example saying no, you say that is ok because it says no. But without a sign (an unknown, just like everyone on a phone) you should assume yes?

      Correct, because a person who has subscribed to a system in which they accept incoming calls from any stranger has chosen to accept those calls. They have agreed that it is ok for you to call them, and so you should assume yes.

      Again, I dont understand this comment either.
      I dont see how it would be similar to your examples at all.


      This is about a group of people wanting to do something and being told that it is ok to do, so long as they don't do it to anyone on a list stored in Washington.

      That group might as well be redheaded people wanting to access websites, and that list might as well be a list of websites they would not be allowed to access. Or substitute stores for websites.

      I'm sure there are better ways even yet.
      Oh well, nothing is perfect.


      The better way is for people to get smarter phones or not use phone services that allow telemarketers to contact them (through guarantees and contractual restrictions). This would be a heck of a lot more effective, more just to the telemarketers, and it would avoid setting the precident set by this type of law.

    75. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are a corporate lawyer now? Dumb ass American. I suppose you voted for Arnie too?

  10. A nitpick... by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Informative
    I have already gotten 3 telemarketing calls to the phone number I put on the national list since the list went into effect."


    It's not in force until the court cases are resolved, so yeah you will still get calls. Move to Pennsylvania, we have a DNC list and since being on it I have gotten no calls.

    1. Re:A nitpick... by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      It's not in force until the court cases are resolved,

      How about RTFA? From the article:
      "The legal status of the list is still not resolved as the appeals court must determine whether it unconstitutionally discriminates between commercial and charitable calls, which are not subject to the no-call rule.

      But until then, the FTC will be able to fine [my emphasis] telemarketers up to $11,000 for each time they call one of the 51 million phone numbers on the list"

      --
      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    2. Re:A nitpick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the law is FULLY in effect. Even if the Nottingham decision was not stayed, his ruling ONLY blocked the FTC from enforcement. I as a consumer have a cuase of action uder 47 USC 227(c)(5) which was NOT affected by the Nottingham decision. The FCC and the state attorneys general have a similar cause of action... again, not affected one ioita by the Nottingham decision.

      Now any defendant can bring up the same defenses, but MY judge will laugh at them and I will win (my local court rejected First Amendment claims for telemarketing and junk faxes many times already).

      Unless the junker wants to appeal (and throw me in that briarpatch ... please!) he has to pay the judgment, even it the law is ultimately struck down.

      And the way I read the post, she got 3 telemarketing calls since Oct. 1, when the list went into effect.

    3. Re:A nitpick... by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "Move to Pennsylvania, we have a DNC list and since being on it I have gotten no calls."

      Move to Vancouver, they'll forward the call to whatever bar you're at.

    4. Re:A nitpick... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, techincally you are right, but in practice, the calls are still coming thru and thus the law is not in effect.

    5. Re:A nitpick... by multimed · · Score: 1

      I live in Wisconsin & have experienced the same--I don't think we've gotten a single call since the Wisconsin DNC list went into effect. This has actually suprised me quite a bit--I figured that there would be a lot of shady telemarkers that would just disregard the list or not even know about it--I mean this is Wisconsin not New York or California. But apparently pretty much all the telemarketing calls I received in the past were from "reputable" firms that actually comply with our state DNC list. That's rather shocking to me.

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      Vote Quimby.
    6. Re:A nitpick... by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Well yeah, techincally you are right, but in practice, the calls are still coming thru and thus the law is not in effect.

      So, using your logic, theft laws (for example) are not in effect, because thefts are still happening?

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      The real "Libtards" are the Libertarians!
    7. Re:A nitpick... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Not really.
      If someone were taken to court because they violated the DNC list and it ended up in appeals or was thrownout, then it's not in effect.

      If I rob someone and go to court, I'll 99% be convicted.

  11. The BIG question is... by tinrobot · · Score: 1

    How do I extract the correct names of these callers and report them to the FTC when they call? I get at least three per day.

    1. Re:The BIG question is... by dnotj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Under the new regulations passed, they are required to provide you with their name/phone number. If they don't, use complain about a call feature on your phone. When the telco calls to find out about your situation explain it to them.

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    2. Re:The BIG question is... by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      ... use complain about a call feature ...
      What is "use complain about a call feature?" I can't even parse that sentence.
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    3. Re:The BIG question is... by dnotj · · Score: 1
      ... use complain about a call feature ... What is "use complain about a call feature?" I can't even parse that sentence. It should have read "use the complain about a call feature".

      My telco allows me to dail some *xx code to initiate a complaint and/or problem caller. The point was though that if you have a telemarketer calling you and your CID doesn't work and they won't tell you who they are or provide a phone number, you could activate this feature.

      Well shoot, I guess it couldn't be used in this situation. It's call "Call Trace " with qwest.

      from some url on www.qwest.com (it's dynamic):

      "Call Trace will help you get assistance if you receive harassing, obscene, or threatening phone calls. It traces the phone number of the caller and turns that number over to our Call Identification Center.

      Under normal circumstances, three successful traces are required before any deterrent action will be taken by your local law enforcement agency or by Qwest. Under no circumstances will you be given the name or number of the caller."

      I guess since it is technically illegal for a telemarketer not to supply you with a name and/or number, you might be able to use this service.

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    4. Re:The BIG question is... by dq5+studios · · Score: 1

      They always hang up on me when I ask for their name or number. If i've got free time I'll drag out the conversation to increase their call time average (bad for them). Otherwise I just start off asking them what their name was.
      "And what was your name again?"
      "What?"
      "Your name."
      click...

  12. regulation vs unwanted callers. by dilvie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's a numbers game, really. What is the bigger pain the the public's arse? 60 phonecalls / day that we don't want to get, or some regulation that gives us a central place to say, "don't call me, or I'll SUE YOU."

    The fact is, for consumers, the numbers are against us. There are LOTS of businesses out there competing for our interest, and they will use any outlet they think is valid for their marketing purposes.

    The more people they can get their message to, the better. That means that as they all expand their marketing efforts, we all get a lot more calls. The problem is, there's a limit to how many unwanted solicitations we as individuals can tolerate, and I don't know about the rest of you, but I've reached mine.

    1. Re:regulation vs unwanted callers. by PrimeNumber · · Score: 1

      It's a numbers game, really. What is the bigger pain the the public's arse? 60 phonecalls / day that we don't want to get, or some regulation that gives us a central place to say, "don't call me, or I'll SUE YOU."

      The fact is, for consumers^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h citizens , the numbers are against us. There are LOTS of businesses out there competing for our interest, and they will use any outlet they think is valid for their marketing purposes.

      The more people they can get their message to, the better. That means that as they all expand their marketing efforts, we all get a lot more calls. The problem is, there's a limit to how many unwanted solicitations we as individuals can tolerate, and I don't know about the rest of you, but I've reached mine.

  13. The law is flawed and should be rewritten by geekee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although I agree that telemarketers don't have the right to call me at home if I don't want them to, I don't like this law because non-profit and politcal organizations are exempt. This is unconstitutional in that it makes a distinction between speech for profit and speech with other agendas. If it's not a free speech issue (as I think), but instead a no free platform for speech issue (i.e. you can have your free speech, but not in my living room), then I should have the right to block political and non-prfit calls as well.

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    1. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's not a free speech issue

      Actually, it really isn't a free speech issue. The US Constitution gives people freedom of speech, among various rights. Corporations aren't people, and they don't have rights.

      This is in addition to the fact that your free speech ends where my right not to listen begins. No one has the right to force speech on others.

      And in addition to all that, the notion of "free speech" allows the free expression of ideas, but the fact an illicit activity involves speech doesn't protect the activity. If harrassing phone calls are unethical, the fact that speech is involved doesn't protect the harrassment.

      Paul

    2. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-profit speech is more likely to be actual expression or political speech which the government cannot silence AT ALL without getting in trouble. Even charities are a one way thing where they *usually* have some type of meaningful message along with the usually respectful request for a donation to further their cause. Telemarketers are engaging in trade in which consumers give them money for a PRODUCT. Consumers on the do-not-call registry are saying they don't want to engage in trade over the phone with anyone and the government is going to enforce their desire.

    3. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, it's not. Key distinction: the government is not prohibiting the speech; the prohibition is initiated by the citizens who don't want to be annoyed. It's not about freedom-of-speech, they're trying to get the court to grant them a right to harass. If anti-stalking laws are constitutional, the anti-telemarketing laws must be as well.

      Now, it wouldn't hurt my feelings at all if they fixed this alleged shortcoming by stopping the "charity" calls and the politicians, too. It's my phone, and I don't want any of them using it.

    4. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by sik+puppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know about re-written, but perhaps expanded.

      First have the main list for commercial telemarkets, as now exists.

      Add a second list for politicians, and a third for non-profits.

      That would allow people to filter according to personal choice, although I'm fairly certain most would opt out of all 3 types of calls.

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    5. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by wozster · · Score: 1

      Agreed
      I hate telemarketers just as much as the rest of you, but this WILL lose in court.
      Congress has NO right to say that some speech is bad and other forms are good.
      If they want this law to succeed it's all or nothing.

    6. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      you certainly have the right to block political and non-profit calls. get rid of your freaking phone. there's no constitutional ammendment requiring you to have phone service. trust me, the calls WILL stop if you discontinue your phone service.

      as far as making a distinction between free speech and speech for profit, the courts have historically ruled that corporations do not enjoy the same constitutional rights that individuals do. i conclude that very often the corporations are living under the law in their own little world they control which really has nothing to do with reality. their world is obsessed with strategic partnerships to leverage synergies accross the organization while maximizing the investment return (lots of bs).

      finally, i would argue that all speech is for profit, weather that profit is financial or weather that profit is in the form of some other reward. even if someone is shooting off their mouth for no apparant reason, deep down inside, they're profiting from that speech.

    7. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
      This is unconstitutional in that it makes a distinction between speech for profit and speech with other agendas.
      Congress has NO right to say that some speech is bad and other forms are good.

      Hmm. You two seem to agree, but I'm not sure that agreement means you are correct. Doesn't Congress make very deliberate, stated distinctions between commercial speech and other types of speech? It seems to me that bans on what companies can claim in their ads is just one of many examples of how the US government controls commercial speech. AND, those laws have been upheld by the courts!

      If they want this law to succeed it's all or nothing.

      I don't think so. Not based on precedent. It looks like the laws and courts are not on your side, even if First Amendment is.

    8. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by ca1v1n · · Score: 1

      The Supreme Court has always held political speech to be more protected than commercial speech. Political organizations obviously qualify. Making the case for non-profits is slightly more difficult, but because of how they operate they are obviously not commercial and are at the least implicitly political. As long as this distinction is made to the satisfaction of the court, the FTC is fully entitled to discriminate.

      If the court believes that the FTC also has the right to block political and non-profit calls as well, this does not compel the FTC to apply the list to them as well. That would be a policy decision.

    9. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is unconstitutional in that it makes a distinction between speech for profit and speech with other agendas.

      Given the way the US government has been running lately, I'd say that speech with a political agenda = speech for profit.

    10. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by Schwartzboy · · Score: 1

      This is unconstitutional in that it makes a distinction between speech for profit and speech with other agendas

      Well, I'll agree completely that it's somewhat iffy to distinguish between for-profit and other varieties of speech and/or contact, but I'm trying hard to think of something in the constitution that makes it bad. Can someone help me out here?
      Something else- how is it that speech for profit different from political speech? Call me cynical, but political speech is generally along the lines of "elect me/support my issue so that I can push my own agenda and get money(yay money!), while using this issue/my new office to do really cool things (like get more money for me and my friends)", isn't it?

      The way I look at it, the DNC list is an extension of something we've taken for granted as a society for quite a while: the restraining order. Think of an individual who follows you around all the time, calls you at odd hours, and always makes a point of interrupting your meals. This jerk frequently organizes his buddies into a phone posse to call you and harass you as well, probably because he's a nut. He says that it's his right to free speech, or because he loves you, or because he's really God, but in the end he's just a jerk who forces unwanted contact on you. At some point, this behavior will reach the point where you're able to get a court order to tell him what you've probably been saying all along- "Leave me alone". Until recently, there's been nothing that I'm aware of to provide this same protection against companies, which are after all just entities made up of a bunch of people, only with a lot more money and political clout than one might expect by that definition. I can see the argument that it's bad/wrong/questionable to lump all of the telemarketers in to one universal DNC list, as there may be some companies that you might really want to hear from if only you knew they were out there (yeah, right), but desperate times and all that. Saying that it's a violation of the companies' right to free speech is like saying that I have the right to call some guy I don't even know to explain my latest crackpot theory on the meaning of life...and believe me, you don't want me to have that "right" after a little Guinness and a really bad day.

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    11. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by ChuckleBug · · Score: 1

      you certainly have the right to block political and non-profit calls. get rid of your freaking phone. there's no constitutional ammendment requiring you to have phone service. trust me, the calls WILL stop if you discontinue your phone service.

      I suppose I won't have any more trouble with toenail fungal infections if I chop my foot off, either. So I opt instead to keep my very useful foot and seek treatment for the infections.

      Why can't there be 3 lists - One for commercial, one political, and one non-profit, so we can opt out of any combination thereof? Then there's no inherent discrimination in the law.

    12. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The caller-ID string should include information about what kind of entity is calling you. Individual, LLC, Inc, Ltd, NonProfit, blah blah blah. Then you could have a callerid box which would only ring aloud after getting the callerid, and only if you wanted the call. It would also be nice if someone forced everyone who made unsolicited calls to send the caller id string.

      Then we don't need these laws. They can try to call you, and you can simply reject them and never know they've called. A smart enough box could listen to the phone line and when a call waiting beep came in while it was telling the spammers to fuck off, or the unknowns to send the callerid string, it could flash and answer the other call.

      It would be better to solve all of these problems technologically than through litigation, except as minimally necessary to support the technology. My suggestion is above, and I am sure it is not the only way, but it sounded good to me. One partial solution is to have all business telephone lines send caller id information. You do have to get the voip carriers onboard with something like this, though. That's only going to be more and more popular as time goes by. All the long distance carriers are going to turn into ISPs, voip providers, or go out of business before too long, and we'll have a whole new set of telephony problems.

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    13. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by evilviper · · Score: 1

      You are simply not allowed to censor commercial speech. The judgement that this is uncostitutional was idiotic.

      You can stop a company from handing-out adds on the street-corner, but you can't legally ban political or non-profit companies from handing-out their own material. It's a clear difference that is as old as this country.

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    14. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Telemarketers just have to give 0.1% of their revenues to charity and they can call you?

    15. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by danila · · Score: 1

      It would be better to solve all of these problems technologically than through litigation.

      Guess what, they are doing exactly this. They set up a web-site (technology) and they will produce a database (technology again) of people who do not want to be called. The only purpose of the law is to force all participants to play by the rules and not abuse the system.

      You want build a technological solution with caller IDs, but it would be more expensive, much more complicated and much easier to abuse. The solution that is being implemented is simply more effective.

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    16. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by Phigs · · Score: 1

      There are many reasons that non-profit and political organizations are exempt from this rule. For one as 100's of other people have already said is the constitutional protection toward this type of speech. These are covered by "freedom of speech" where as commercial speech is subject to limitations.

      [Now IANAL so go easy on me...]
      Also... the FTC was created as an act of congress. The constitution clearly outlines congresses right to control interstate commerce (under the commerce clause). This is because if it were up to the states to regulate commerce between states it would be total chaos with interstate tarrifs and such. So using this power, congress was able to create the FTC, which is able to regulate interstate commerce. Since non-profit and political organizations (technically) do not represent commercial interests they cannot be subject to laws regulating commerce.

      What I dont get, is since the FTC is again created by a body with the power only over interstate commerce, how can this regulate intrastate telemarketing? Where the telemarketing company and the target are both contained in one state, how can these laws apply? Can anybody answer this for me?

    17. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by cra · · Score: 1

      If there is anything I'd want less that sales people calling to sell me socks, subscriptions or whatever, it would have to be some schmuck telling me that if I don't believe in *insert favourite god here* I am going to *insert favourite bad place here* and will suffer eternal *insert favourite punishment here*.

      Or wanting me to vote for the only party that can actually save civilisation.

      Religion and politics are just two of the things I can think of that is not meant for profit (not plain straight, anyway).

      That said, I also find it annoying when ideal organisations (Red cross, Amnesty International to mention a couple) call me to sell lottery tickets, T-shirts or whatever. All these are good causes, but the argument "It's only ten bucks" don't work, simply because $10 multiplied by the number of phone calls adds up to a significant amount none the less.

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    18. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are simply not allowed to censor commercial speech.

      When was the last time you saw the Marlboro(sp?) Man or Joe Camel on TV? There are dozens if not hundreds of government mandated restrictions (aka censorship) on commercial speech. All upheld by the SCOTUS

    19. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      there's certainly an inherent discrimination if the law were to separate into 3 lists. that _screams_ that political speech should recieve different treatment than "normal" speech. i think the USSC will have a hard time limiting any political speach.

    20. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The solution today is too easy to evade, and is not an overall solution. It still allows nonprofits to call me and take my time in spite of the fact that I will not be giving them any money. I'm a student with an intern job, I am NOT repeat NOT going to fund the policemen's ball. I might consider showing up to the FD's pancake breakfast, but I drive past them all the time, so I'll know about it. I don't need telephone notification.

      I want a system which uses caller id and which has no exceptions. That way I can choose who to filter, and the burden is primarily on me, not on the state.

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    21. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by ChuckleBug · · Score: 1

      You can look at it that way - But it could also be said that it's just a way for individuals to do the discriminating rather than the government. The government would still be offering do not call for everything. The law does recognize differences between those kinds of entities.

      It all depends on what a judge thinks, I guess. This is the sort of crap lawyers would argue about.

    22. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by danila · · Score: 1

      You want such and such system. The one you describe might very well be perfect for you. The problem is that it is probably not very scalable. ;) There are 50 million people who want unwanted calls blocked. Many of them would like to still receive calls from charities. If these are blocked as well there is also another problem - charities are important for the US, since the "safety net" is not as strong as in Europe and the state will not help everyone. Without the right to make fundraising calls (even if not all Americans will sing up) many charities will face significant problems and this will lead to problems in the society (no, it's not the same as telemarketers losing their jobs). The political calls are important, because the system works poorly enough as it is and without the ability of candidates to get support from the citizens, even more campaigns will be financed through corporate sell-outs.

      Compared to that, telemarketers are clearly evil and serve no useful purpose, being only marginally closer to being actual humans than spammers. I agree that having separate do-not-call lists for charities and political candidates might have some benefits (as well as the shortcomings outlined above), but if we are comparing the accepted system with your idea about caller ids, the accepted one is better for the society as a whole (but not for every individual).

      Disclaimer: I do not really know how bad telemarketers are, because I have never ever received a single call from either a telemarketer or a charity. I've received a few calls (American Language Center, is the different story, though...

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    23. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by Phigs · · Score: 1

      For anybody that cares...

      IANALBIAO (I am not a lawyer but I asked one)

      It is true that technically, the FCC can only regulate those companies who engage in interstate commerce. This would exclude those companies who solely target members of a particular state and are themselves a member of that state. This would then not fall under the jurisdiction of the FCC and would instead fall to the state legislature. But...

      That phone has to be connected to the rest of the nationwide network. So by picking up that phone, they are joining the national network which is sold by a company engaging in interstate commerce. As such, this means that the telemarketing company would then be engaging in interstate commerce and as such would be subject to regulation by the FCC.

    24. Re:The law is flawed and should be rewritten by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I do not think of this as limiting speech. I see this as a law that creates a no soliciting sign for my phone.

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  14. What's the deal with this? by moehoward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am getting calls, but the callers say that it is legal because "they are not selling anything". They want to 1) lower my interest rate on my non-existant mortgage, 2) Have me over for 3 hours to watch their presentation on a time share, or 3) sell me insurance.

    Why do these people think they can get away with it? Should I report them? I suspect that this law is filled with all sorts of holes, as usual. Anyone care to comment or having similar experiences?

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    1. Re:What's the deal with this? by Cyno · · Score: 1

      I thought number 3 was hilarious! "They are not selling anything." HaHa! :)

    2. Re:What's the deal with this? by ejaw5 · · Score: 1

      I think they're getting slick too. Cingular called my home and started out saying "this is a courtesy call...." instead of right off the bat "we have an excellent deal..."

      Guess who I just canceled my service with....

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    3. Re:What's the deal with this? by moehoward · · Score: 1

      Remember... they are ADMITTEDLY the lowest IQ group in the country. Unemployable anywhere else, according to themselves. That is to say... they are very stupid people.

      I find that telemarketers and IRS employees have a lot in common. Remember the gall of IRS employees who picketed the IDEA of a flat tax because it would put them out of work. Amazingly brazen, but just as stupid at the same time. Not to mention that they can't answer tax questions correctly 65% of the time.

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    4. Re:What's the deal with this? by TrentC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do these people think they can get away with it?

      The same reason spammers think they can get away with putting "This is not spam" in their emails; because they have zero respect for the people they're calling. They think you're too dumb/gullible to protest.

      Should I report them?

      Well, it's easy for me to spend your money on lawyers on your behalf, but I'd say yes. The Do Not Call list will only be effective if it's enforced. If telemarketers can wink and nod and go on about their business, then all of this hoopla is for nothing.

      Jay

    5. Re:What's the deal with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way! Accept their offer and invite them over to your house to watch the time share, so you can beat the living hell out of them, and then when the cops come, state that you acted merely in self-defense and thought he was trying to rob you. [Well, honestly, he probably was trying to...]
      If they insist you go to their place, just go there, act like youre a big car guy, ask the guy what kinda car he drives, then key it as you leave after turning the offer down :)

    6. Re:What's the deal with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you have a previous business dealings with them?

      It's my understanding that that gives them the legal right to call you.

    7. Re:What's the deal with this? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Well, it's easy for me to spend your money on lawyers on your behalf, but I'd say yes

      Umm, he don't need any lawyers. The FTC investigates directly.

      The more you report, the more money the government MAKES from fines to private companies like this.
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    8. Re:What's the deal with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but note that your parent post said nothing about the legality of their calling him. Just that he will not do business with them.

      I tell all companies that call me and/or that I do business with not to call me (except in relation to a specific transaction that I have initiated) or I will do everything possible to avoid doing business with them in the future.

      I get very few calls.

      I do remember a funny one where the guy kept screaming that his calling me was "legal" and I kept calmly explaining that I did not care if it was "legal" - I would no longer do business with his company. Then I asked what he thought I would tell my friends and associates about doing business with his company.

    9. Re:What's the deal with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are still in violation of the law IF they are not a registered charity or have a pre-existing business relationship with you. File a complaint.

    10. Re:What's the deal with this? by hobbespatch · · Score: 1
      Im getting a lot of "Nonprofits" calling to "lower my debt" too!

      I actually work for a 501 (c) 3, Not-For Profit Membership Association. These people are really tarnishing the good work nonprofits do. These so called Nonprofit 'Lower your debt' telemarketers every day leave messages on my answering machine, and avoid the national do-not call list, because they are claiming the 501 (c) 3 non-profit exemption.

      Watch out for this in the future, marketers using Non-profits. Telemarketers are being backed into a corner and are going to use that loop-hole in the law.

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  15. Just in time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I almost moved to canada!

    1. Re:Just in time by mh101 · · Score: 1

      I live in Canada, and guess how many telemarketing calls, surveys, or charities I've had call me in the past year and a half? Around three dozen tops.

      So go ahead and move to Canada!

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    2. Re:Just in time by nigels · · Score: 1

      In Australia, I would be surprised to get more than one unsolicited call a month. Including opinion surveys. And I find _that_ annoying!

    3. Re:Just in time by Joel+Carr · · Score: 1

      I was going to write exactly the same thing. About one, maybe two a month in my part of Oz as well, and find it absolutely infuriating when they call! I'm glad I'm not living in the USA...

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    4. Re:Just in time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Australia. I've had 1 telemarketer call my number in the last four years. And funnily enough, it was a software company in San Diego trying to force feed some package down my throat...I was very surprised indeed to find that US telemarketers actually call international numbers to sell their stuff...

  16. I have a "Do Not Answer" list... by blcamp · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...And it includes anyone and everyone who I don't recognize on my Caller ID.

    If people don't have the courtesy to identify themselves when they call, I won't answer the phone. I certainly don't answer calls from the Number 1 caller, "Out Of Area".

    And best of luck to anyone trying to sell windows to my answering machine.

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    1. Re:I have a "Do Not Answer" list... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I live in a small town. We don't have caller ID. Thus if I call you, it wont show my number. Thanks alot.

    2. Re:I have a "Do Not Answer" list... by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      Well, start talking to the machine and I'll either pick up or call you back...

    3. Re:I have a "Do Not Answer" list... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have done the same thing - I live in Germany, and we do not have telemarketers, really (of course our government is thinking about softening those laws up, but by the gods, the day they do so and I get telemarketing calls I will openly call for an armed revolution).

      However, I have dropped my landline and gone totally cellular and stopped answering calls I do not have in my address book on general principle. If it's an unknown number, do not expect me to ever pick up. If it's a number I simply do not know, I answer if the mood strikes me. Anybody who has something important to tell me can leave a message and I will call back - and add them to my whitelist.

      I'd do the same with email, unfortunately, how do you leave a message when an email doesn't reach me? :)

  17. My first "Survey" call was yesterday by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    -- this is such a huge gap in the law. The call went something like, "Hello Mr. Foo, this is National First Mortgage and we are conducting a survey of people to see who would like to refinance..." That is where I hung up.

    I expect as the number of telemarketing calls I receive drop, the number of surveys will increase.

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    1. Re:My first "Survey" call was yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't hang up. Just press the mute button and waste their time. Or "Oh, I'll get him on the phone." Anything to waste their time. This will soon get you on their Do not call list.

    2. Re:My first "Survey" call was yesterday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I LOVE my mortgage. Well HELL YES its 15%. I do not like saving money AT ALL I spend it as fast as I can Im a good American!

      Had a 'music' one last night.

      "which radio stations do you listen to"
      (hell if I know) "uh the one that is currently not playing comercials and is playing music?"
      "uuuuuuuh thank you"

    3. Re:My first "Survey" call was yesterday by evilviper · · Score: 1

      That is not a legal phone call. Report them, and watch them suffer.

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    4. Re:My first "Survey" call was yesterday by frankie · · Score: 1
      If a call includes a telephone survey and a sales pitch, is it covered?
      Yes. Callers purporting to take a survey, but also offering to sell goods or services, must comply with the Do Not Call provisions. But if the call is for the sole purpose of conducting a survey, it is exempt. However, sellers and telemarketers should also be aware that the FCC regulates telemarketing calls.
      What about telephone surveys?
      If the call is really for the sole purpose of conducting a survey, it is not covered. Only telemarketing calls are covered - that is, calls that solicit sales of goods or services. Callers purporting to take a survey, but also offering to sell goods or services, must comply with the National Do Not Call Registry.
  18. Why this will cost jobs... by Uhlek · · Score: 4, Informative

    The arguement about the free speech issue not withstanding, there is a very fact about this bill that makes the law completely irrelevant in the far term.

    This is because of two loopholes that exist in the law. For one, you have the issue of the pre-existing business relationship. While this is not presently a problem, what you're going to see happen is many companies that were previously not in the business of telemarketing opening new subsidiaries solely devoted to offering their "valued customers" "valuable offers" from their "valued partners."

    The second loophole really isn't a loophole per se, but a simple and unfortunante fact that US law does not affect those overseas. Already, a large portion of telemarketing is being pushed to overseas locations -- much like the rest of US jobs. Calls originating in India from a corporation headquartered in the Bahamas won't be affected by this law.

    In short, all this law will do is cause a major shift in the telemarketing industry. Banks and grocery stores will become the new telemarketing companies, but in the long term, we'll just be annoyed by Indians and Cambodians.

    1. Re:Why this will cost jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might come back and bite us in the A$$. It could have huge implications on the US economy. There are a TON of telemarketing jobs out there and if they are not allowed to cold call the gullible fool anymore, what will they do? We might experience an increase of unemployment and a surplus of burger-flippers!

    2. Re:Why this will cost jobs... by the+uNF+cola · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying anyone deserves to lose a job. I'm not saying any business should go out of business.

      Am i the only one who notices that any big and successful businesses either ... tailor to the needs of the local area, like construction companies, pizza places, book stores or on a large corporate scale. ... have multiple income revenue streams in different markets or subsections of their market, like beverage companies in the soda biz and non soda biz, or IBM, who does consulting and manufactures both software and hardware.

      Now take telemarketing, a domain registrar and the Boeing. Bowing? Bowling. Also throw in a magazine, like Maxim and Cosmo.

      Most domain registrars out there make money by providing multiple services. I worked for one, so I know this as a fact. Web hosting, certificates, email hosting.. you name it. Boeing, big plane company, doesn't only produce 747's. They make a slew of different plane components and types of planes. Telemarketing, they cater to companies around the US and call people. Maxim and Cosmo, sells ads and magazines AND has an online presence. While the mag company and telemarketing industries aren't the most present, the magazine company is double dipping, once into ad companies pockets and once into yours.

      Now let's look at the .com boom. I worked for one. It sucked. And I left it. People who work for telemarketing companies know that cold-calling sucks, and don't stick around for various reasons. Low pay and a crappy job.

      I don't feel vengence towards these people, nor do I feel pitty. It's an industry that's going away. Successful companies stay successful 'cause they are smart, not lucrative. They know that they must expand or make thsmselves dominant and unmovable. The people who are going against the gov't have lots of money, but probably little biz sesnse. Just some smucks trying to control their wealth via regulations via the gov't.

      Telemarketing going away? Yay. People losing jobs? Yeah, but this will happen from time to time, as time passes. Nothing to see here.

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    3. Re:Why this will cost jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the other issue is that making a phone call abroad to pester people in the US is that it now costs long distance toll. Intercountry long distance. Most current telemarketers actually just make short run calls from a local location to not get charged from the telco.

      Plus I really don't want to do transactions with someone who speaks broken english. Too much risk dealing with them already, plus it's over the phone. bye!

    4. Re:Why this will cost jobs... by czion3 · · Score: 1

      to quote Dave Barry:

      "mugging laws limits the jobs for muggers, but you don't see them complaining."

      not an exact quote

    5. Re:Why this will cost jobs... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      you have the issue of the pre-existing business relationship.

      Which means you have to voluntarily give out your phone number, to companies you presumably don't trust. I don't know about you, but my phone number on file at Circuit City is (213) Fuck-Off.

      And still, it will drastically reduce the number of calls you will get, and you can tell any company to remove you from their calling-list at any time.

      US law does not affect those overseas. Already, a large portion of telemarketing is being pushed to overseas locations -- much like the rest of US jobs. Calls originating in India from a corporation headquartered in the Bahamas won't be affected by this law.

      Possibly, but not necessarily...

      Those foreign companies are almost certainly going to have a local-presence. That means, you shut-down the US branch of "India Telemarketing", and you've taken-care of the problem.

      Then there's the issue of the products that they are selling. You think they will call the US to tell you to eat at the 'Dhali Lama cafe' in Bangaladesh? No, they are going to be calling on behalf of a US corporation, who is going to get sued into the ground for breaking the law.
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    6. Re:Why this will cost jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably a bit late on this one, but I don't really care if it costs a telemarketer in america his/her job. That's one less scum-sucking bottom-feeder calling me when I'm trying to eat my ramen noodles. I personally love my Telezapper with an open line... *Exchange dials X numbers, receives the out of service tone* *Exchange removes X numbers from list* *Lather* *Rinse* *Repeat* 6 hours of this has done wonders for the number of calls I get, and the past week has been beautiful, golden silence. Let us hope that that silence remains forever.

  19. site down by fireteller2 · · Score: 0

    Now that it's enforceable it's too bad that the list is locked out.

    It's also worth noting that the site (previously) reported that it may take up to three months for any number you enter to be included in the list. So don't call your layer just yet.

  20. Nobody enforced the old laws. Hope they do now. by HDlife · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All of those pre-recorded telemarketing calls have been illegal for 12 years and nobody would bust them. I hope the bigger fines will get somebody, somewhere interested in seeking out and fining the scofflaws.

  21. Look by Bame+Flait · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I am an American, I live in the northeastern US, and I'm going to Quebec City this weekend for fun, because I like Canada. There is not this cultural difference that you think there is, you just have not yet come to accept that money rules
    the north american continent. The reason it's called North American is because you are fucking owned by Americans, and it's time we learned to live with each other.

    Basically, you haven't been subjected to the same stresses as Americans, mostly due to population density. Once you start feeling the bulge (and you already are along the American border) you will realize that feeding your kids is more important than your demeanor on the telephone at work.

    Maybe, if we can see your point, and you can understand the causes of our situation, we will be able to work together (as we will eventually have to do) to find amenable solutions to the problems that give rise to belligerent telemarketers. But until Canadians can realize that, Americans will never be able to see past your perceived cultural virginity to be able to find a truly workable solution.

    Hope that war doesn't try to solve the problems first.

    1. Re:Look by calcifer · · Score: 1
      that is a thought provoking viewpoint.

      i'm not entirely sure that our politeness is caused by population density, partly because i dont think other countries with similar population density has the same symptoms as canada.

      However i do think you have hit the nail on the head when you say that "feeding your kids is more important than your demeanor on the telephone at work". you fuckers are hungry for the money (pun).

      but like you said, canada is owned, thats for damn sure. what is our perceived cultural virginity exactly?

  22. I solved it the easy way... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 3, Informative

    All I've got left is a cell phone. No land line.

    And the cost difference is $5... Less!

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    1. Re:I solved it the easy way... by Grant29 · · Score: 1

      Is it already illegal for telemarketers to call cell phones? IIRC, it is.

    2. Re:I solved it the easy way... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      That's nice. How is your DSL service overcell-phone working? How about even dial-up over cell-phone? Surely it's going to be just as cheap as landlines for the same service, right?

      Oh, guess not...

      And how about those of us who are too smart to carry a cell-phone around with us all the time? Have you seen any answering machines that can be hooked-up to a cell-phone? Me either. There's always voice-mail, but that will suck up the $5 you saved, leaving you about the same-off.

      Oh yeah, and we all know that wireless communication is 100% as private and secure as a land-line. Not to mention the quality.

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    3. Re:I solved it the easy way... by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      Wow, great job troll. You lured me in, congratulations. I am a cellphone only, no landline person, and I save money too.

      I don't need dialup or DSL over a cellphone, because I have CABLE internet, pay less than DSL for it, and get a discount on my expanded basic channel package to boot.

      Voice mail is free with my cellphone plan. In fact, I don't think I had a choice whether or not to take it.

      for $60 per month I get 2 lines (not just one) with 400 daytime minutes (my wife can have all of them, I am at work or asleep during the daytime hours) and unlimited nights (after 9pm) and weekends. Also unlimited cellphone-to-cellphone calls. In this, I have a form of emergency communication that I can take wherever I go, my reception is fine 99% of the time, and we (my wife and I) each have our own voicemail.

      Cellphones are certainly a lot more secure than cordless land phones, which is what most people have (I think my mother is the only person left with a corded wall phone).

      So, better luck next time, Mr. or Ms. Troll.

      Chris

    4. Re:I solved it the easy way... by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      If you think for a second that your landline is 100% private or secure ... just a sec ... (muffled 'wassat boss? huh? ok) ... whoops nevermind, we hereby assure you that your landline is 100% private and secure and -get this- now completely anonymous also! That's right, use your completely private, secure, and anonymous land line to call whoever you want, get calls from whoever you like, and talk about whatever you want.

      We promise, we aren't listening!
      -
      As for the 'net, odds are he has a cablemodem. Voice mail is the equiv of an answering machine, even works when you are talking to someone (answering machines can't do that.) And my GSM cell phone is easily as clear as my land line.
      -
      Damn, it is still early in the day. Did I just get trolled?

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    5. Re:I solved it the easy way... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      It's no troll, I'm tired of elitists who think everyone in the world should use cell-phones because they do.

      In fact, I seriously doubt there are any trolls with a UID less than 200,000... Let alone ones at the karma cap, and ones that regularly get many of their comments modded up...

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    6. Re:I solved it the easy way... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      If you think for a second that your landline is 100% private or secure

      No I don't, and I never said anything of the sort. However, a landline is several orders of magnitude more secure than a cell-phone, where anyone within many miles can listen-in, with trivial effort.

      Voice mail is the equiv of an answering machine

      Not unless you have an answering machine with the bare-minimum of functionality. You also have to pay more for voicemail service, whereas an answering machine does not charge you a monthly fee.

      And my GSM cell phone is easily as clear as my land line.

      It's been said time and time again here on slashdot... Just because you can't hear the difference, doesn't mean it's "as clear".
      Did I just get trolled?

      No, but the habbit on /. seems to be to call anyone with an opinion you don't like, a troll.
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    7. Re:I solved it the easy way... by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      I didn't say everyone should. It's your choice, it wouldn't work for everyone. If you work out of your home, why would you use a cellphone as your primary mode of communication?

      I was just responding to his unfounded and at times completely ridiculous claims about costs and drawbacks to only cell/no landline situations. He's either quite stupid or has done very little research on the matter, either way he shouldn't be commenting.

      Chris

    8. Re:I solved it the easy way... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      "He", happens to be "me", to which you are commenting.

      None of my points were unfounded at all. Rather, they are all valid.

      For isntance, I pointed out that DSL/Dial-up aren't an option over cell-phones. Sure, everyone brings up Cable Modems, as if by leaving them out, I'm pretending they don't exist. I also didn't bring up Sattelite, T-1s, or anything of that nature. An no number of alternative methods being available will change the facts, which I stated.

      That's just one example, but it applies to all my comments. Everything I said was a fact, plain and simple.

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    9. Re:I solved it the easy way... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 1

      Nothing elitist about it.

      I moved across country, got a cell phone for the trip, and kept it.

      The land line is in the roommate's name, I don't use it, I don't even know the number.

      Internet is cable modem.

      And the voice mail came free with the cell phone. At any rate, I've only used it about 5 times.

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  23. has anyone thought of this? by gtshafted · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Can't they just move their company to a foreign country that allows telemarketing calls to the US? VOIP makes things even cheaper for them, not to mention having cheaper labor.

    thinking about this. I wouldn't even sign up for the registry when a computer can now be used to screen your calls. It might just help those offshore telemarketing companies in annoying you at dinner if they can easily access the registry without even paying!

  24. Eegads!! by Constancee · · Score: 1

    You know, regardless of a nocall list or not, there is still going to be loopholes! I got 2 calls last night for the past week or so from "mississipi call" and you know, this gal needs her beauty sleep, when I'm getting telemarketers calling this early, Its crazy during the workweek.

  25. Research Companies? by SiO2 · · Score: 1

    I just received an unsolicited call from a company claiming to be a market research firm. I immediately asked the phone biscuit to speak with a supervisor biscuit, who summarily informed me that research firms are exempt from the Do-Not-Call list, with which I am registered.

    Can anyone provide any insight into whether this claim is true? I was under the impression that only political organizations and charities were exempt.

    Please advise.

    Thanks.

    SiO2

    1. Re:Research Companies? by sik+puppy · · Score: 1

      Sorry, surveys are also exempt from the DNC list.

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    2. Re:Research Companies? by SiO2 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to be a jerk and answer my own question. From the DNC list FAQ:

      Will the National Do Not Call Registry cover all telemarketing calls?
      Placing your number on the National Do Not Call Registry will stop most telemarketing calls, but not all. Some types of calls are exempt. Political organizations, charities, telephone surveyors, and the business of insurance, to the extent that it is regulated by state law, are permitted to call you.


      SiO2

    3. Re:Research Companies? by Wumpus · · Score: 1

      It's true. Charities are also exempt, and that includes the scumbags who collect money "on behalf of" some organization or other, but only pass a small percentage of the money to the orgianization they claim to represent. Sometimes as little as 3%. Those are, in fact, for-profit companies. Next time, just ask them to put you on THEIR do-not-call list. They'll be happy to do that, and if you keep at it, you'll stop getting those calls.

    4. Re:Research Companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then whatever they ask does not need to be answered in ways that make sense.

      I can usually shut down a survey in 2 or less questions. They usually lead off with a 'warm up' question. Then they put in the stearing question. This one is the key to not know ANYTHING about what they are asking. Or to answer in a way that they have no out.

      'Hi this is jim from blah blah blah and I am conducting a survy on music. Do you listen to music? -yes- Great which radio stations do you listen to in the area?'. Now the second question they are trying to get serval pieces of information out of you. 1st music preferance, 2nd age, 3 demographic, 4th region. However an answer of 'well whichever one plays music and not comericals.' Works very well. It gives them nothing they do not know already. You listen to music. They have no hook as it were to keep on. If they do it will be trying to nail you down to what TYPE of music you like. Keep steadfast in your answer of 'one that plays no comercials'.

      I have as much a right to free speech as THEY do. They called me and now they get to listen to whatever I give out. Remember that, they are using free speech as an excuse to sell you something. Turn it around sell them your ear wax. It has many wonderfull attributes. The longer you drag it out the lower the dudes call rate is. He gets paid fairly much the same either way. But in order for the company to keep up the same call rate they must hire more people. Even if you mute and go take a dump keep them on the phone as long as you can. Drrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaag it out. I do. Its my little favor to the world. Plus I have fun doing it. Do I care what goes on on the other end of the phone. No why should I YOU CALLED ME.

    5. Re:Research Companies? by zoloto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No they're not telemarketers, but they are researchers. The people that call during dinner and ask for 'opinions' in efforts to 'improve customer service'. Yeah it's legal. I know cause I "USED" to work for them. and they suck.

      BRG Research Services
      Operation hours:
      7:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. (MST)
      Phone:
      (801) 373-9923

      Toll free:
      (800) 800-8784

      Fax:
      (801) 374-2751

      Address:
      50 East 500 North, Suite 200
      Provo UT, 84601

      Sign them up for mailing lists etc. And JAM their phone lines.

      Oh yeah, call the Microsoft Dogs on them. They have illegal copies of Windows , illegally registered copies of winzip (you can tell when the registration name is X and code is obviously hacked). and a multitude of pirated software on their systems.

      I know, I work there. And I dont' care of the company goes under. They suck [goatse.cx]

  26. Forntunately offshore calls still covered... by HDlife · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...as long as there is someone in the US who hired the off-shore callers.

    The rules cover this

    "Similarly, it makes no difference whether the calls are made from outside the United States; so long as they are made to consumers in the United States, those making the calls, unless otherwise exempt, must comply with the TSR's provisions."
  27. A few random thoughts.. by windows · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The telemarketing companies complain that the DNC list will severely harm their profits. But with some simple and rather obvious reasoning, it's very easy to dispute this claim.

    Consider this, if your number is on the DNC list, chances are you weren't likely to buy much from a telemarketer, anyways. What telemarketers assume is the 50 million numbers that are on the list would be every bit as likely to buy from them as the numbers not on the list. I think my scenario is more likely.

    I tend to think the people that haven't signed up to the DNC list either aren't really annoyed by telemarketers or they find some of the products useful and would buy from a telemarketer. There's also the people who don't know of the DNC list, but I doubt that accounts for very many people.

    So the real effect of this is the people who are willing to buy from the telemarketers are far less likely to sign up for the list.

    It was a wise webmaster who said, in response to some clients blocking their banner ads, that he doesn't care. If they block the banner ads, they probably wouldn't click or buy, anyway. It saves him bandwidth.

    Along the same lines as his argument, I'd argue that this actually makes telemarketing more efficient. You are more likely to sell your products to someone who would not sign up for the DNC list than to someone who would sign up for it.

    Another thing that really annoys me about telemarketers is when they call, they usually show up on my caller ID as UNAVAILABLE. The problem is there are also legitimate callers who show up the same. I think it needs to be mandatory that those conducting phone calls for the purpose of commercial activity (solicited or otherwise) should be required to display their number and business/name on the recipient's caller ID. This means if you're calling someone to try to sell them a product, you can't call anonymously, either.

    Even if the DNC list is overturned in court, my idea for requiring them to show their caller ID information is completely constitutional. And anyone who has a caller ID can simply not answer the phone if they don't wish to receive such calls.

    1. Re:A few random thoughts.. by cmowire · · Score: 3, Insightful

      See, here's the problem.

      You are a rational person. You *know* that if somebody says no, they probably mean no.

      It's a bad parallel to draw, but telemarketers are the type of person who thinks that if the girl says no, they just need another drink or two. Telemarketers are not people like you and me. Every number they can't call is a person who just doesn't want to admit yet that they want whatever they are selling. Because they know that whatever useless cooking gadget that breaks in 2 weeks or less, credit card, mortgage refinancing, etc. that they are trying to sell, everybody who hears about it wants it. If they could, they'd call each and every person on the do not call list because they figure that nobody else will and they *know* you will love whatever it is that they are selling.

      The overall problem is that the presence of the DNC list makes it pretty clear that all of the lines that the telemarketers have been feeding their clients and lobying legislators about are all lies. They don't call legislators, you know, so they have no normal way of knowing how bad it is. Their clients were under the impression that they were not universally reviled, just that a disproportionately noisy bunch of people were annoyed. So even if it makes their business better, they can't afford to let it lie. I have a sneaking suspicion that even if the DNC list isn't constitutional, it will discourage legitimate companies from dealing with telemarketers.

    2. Re:A few random thoughts.. by Mitreya · · Score: 1
      Consider this, if your number is on the DNC list, chances are you weren't likely to buy much from a telemarketer, anyways.

      That is true in general, but has some exceptions. In particular, it seems that telemarketers are afraid to lose the customers who can be talked into buying anything and are too polite to firmly refuse talking to a telemarketer.

    3. Re:A few random thoughts.. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I'd like to mention that all salespeople are like this. That's why I can't sell anything I don't believe in. I don't have any problem selling something to someone for more than it's worth or more than you can get it for elsewhere, because let's face it, you have to be some kind of asshole not to be able to do research. We need two kinds of stupid people in this world, one to make hamburgers (I worked at Wendy's for a while when I was young(er) and I don't think I'm an idiot but my point stands, and I'm not there any more I might add) and the kind that makes lots of money to spread it around lavishly, because the really smart ones that have most of the money aren't usually wasting it. That's why they have it. But healthy economies depend on money moving :)

      But really, what kind of products can I really believe in? I mean how can you really feel good about selling the crap at circuit shitty, for example? Or the shit you have to try to do to people's pocketbooks at a car dealer. Not to mention, most of those cars fucking suck. Maybe a Nissan dealer will hire me...

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    4. Re:A few random thoughts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have done telemarketing, so here is my insight, And Moderators don't mod me down as a troll just because.

      Ok, The Girl saying no metaphor is unfair. Consider instead the girl that says no to every stranger who ever meets her before they even finish saying hello. She'd be awful lonely. Most people if they don't recognize the voice are already thinking no.

      Now for the every one doesn't want to admit they want it. The counter here is that Most people say "not interested" before I even finish saying hello my name is ... If I haven't told you what I am offering, how do you know your not interested?

      Now the product I offer must be something that people want. Last month we had a %1.87 take rate, so nearly 2 out of every 100 people we spoke to bought the product. Not bad conisdering most people don't even let you finish saying you name.

      The other problem that I face is misinformation. I sell DSL internet service. Do you know how many people think that you need a 2nd line for it, or that it costs about twice as much as are asking, or that you have to pay $200 dollars to get it installed, or have heard that it was slower than cable (sometimes yes and sometimes no)? So how many people hang up after hearing "DSL" because of their assumptions? So the real question is who does a customers close mindedness hurt? What will it cost you to listen and find out the facts? Sure it costs time, but how much is it costing to pay twice as much for broadband than anyone has too?

      Also consider that a lot of marketing calls do come from reputable companies, and all you have to do is ask us to stop calling. It made me crazy knowing that everyone that yells "Fuck you" into the reciever is going to get called again because they were too stupid to ask me not to call again.

      So, having done the job here is my take on it. You don't have time for tha call, thats fair, we can call another time. Don't want to be called another time? fine just ask and we won't. But otherwise who knows, that next call might be for something you do want, but you'll never know because you hung up.

      Oh By the way, a word of advice, Never hang up right away (its the worst thing you can do because the system is designed to call again until it reaches a person. Always claim to be the person they are asking for (even if you have a manly voice and they ask for Gloria). Ask them not to call again. (A reputable company won't.) If it is disreputable company, ask them who they represent, and threaten legal action. (I hate that anyone should have to do this. disreputable companies made my job so much worse than it should be.) Then Hang up.

    5. Re:A few random thoughts.. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      It was a wise webmaster who said, in response to some clients blocking their banner ads, that he doesn't care. If they block the banner ads, they probably wouldn't click or buy, anyway. It saves him bandwidth.

      There's a big problem with this theory though. First of all, I would be willing to bet that a good number of click-throughs are accidental. That's at least part of the reason banner-ad sizes were increased.

      Secondly, the intelligent webmasters aren't the ones who set the terms anymore. If you want advertising support from company X, you need to do what company X's bean-counters want. That means, they couldn't care less how much bandwidth is used up (not their concern), they only care that Y number of banners were served, and there were Z number of click-throughs. Common-sense, and logic don't enter in to it.

      SHORT RANT: If anyone was smart, they would ignore click-throughs all togther, and judge an ad's success the same way they do with TV and radio, where you couldn't possibly click-through. This is a case where giving idiots too much information is actually causing them to make the wrong decisions.
      END RANT

      Anyhow, this is somewhat the same case with telemarketers. The bean-counters who decide these things are not interested at all in how much money was spent on calling un-interested parties, how much they've hurt a brand-name by irritating people, or anything of that sort. All they care about is that X number of people were called, and Y number of people said they would buy. They don't care that no money was made, they just care that they can report those numbers to their superiors, make themselves look good, and get their paycheck.

      Logic need-not apply.
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    6. Re:A few random thoughts.. by cmowire · · Score: 1

      See, one problem is that telemarketers do poor screening. I have an apartment. I get all kinds of call asking if I want to refinance my mortgage.

      As a general rule, I've already made my decisions about the things sold by telemarketers. I have 2 credit cards that have managed to not piss me off so far. I don't carry a balance, thus I don't care about interest rates. I already get perks, so I don't need new ones. I have DSL from a provider that lets me do whatever I want with that pipe, and I do pay a premium for that. So I will stop a telemarketer who's trying to sell me DSL simply because I value a long-term relationship with a provider who isn't going to screw with me. It saves me time and annoyance to end the pitch early.

      The overall problem is that telemarketers have poisoned the well. Years ago, people might have considered a call from some strange person selling something. But because there are too many callers selling too many things who aren't adequately targeting the right audience, people have declared that entire medium of advertising to be not worth dealing with. Because of overuse of telemarketing, nobody wants to take the time to allow somebody to make their pitch.

    7. Re:A few random thoughts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a bad parallel to draw, but telemarketers are the type of person who thinks that if the girl says no, they just need another drink or two.

      Just about every male in the world thinks the same thing too.

    8. Re:A few random thoughts.. by Kane+Skalter · · Score: 1

      I think it needs to be mandatory that those conducting phone calls for the purpose of commercial activity (solicited or otherwise) should be required to display their number and business/name on the recipient's caller ID. This means if you're calling someone to try to sell them a product, you can't call anonymously, either.

      If you've read the FTC DNC site, you will find that CID blocking will no longer be allowed after Jan 31, 2004. Problem Solved!

    9. Re:A few random thoughts.. by frankie · · Score: 1
      if your number is on the DNC list, chances are you weren't likely to buy much from a telemarketer

      Unfortunately, this is not true. Telemarketers have admitted that their top customers are lonely seniors with low willpower. Those folks don't want to buy junk, but feel guilty about saying no to a friendly but insistent voice. Do-Not-Call gives them an out.

  28. The only sad thing by zymano · · Score: 1

    All those telemarketters losing jobs will be sad.

    Now we need to change the internet email formats to stop SPAM.

  29. Political calls! by Jack+Greenbaum · · Score: 1
    We've found that the existing Direct Marketer's association do-not-call list was very efffective at eliminating sales calls. But we live in California, and I must be an important voter, because I received AUTOMATED calls from the following on Sunday (yes all in one day):
    • Sharon Davis (Governor's wife
    • Barbara Striesand (sp?) Well known democrat
    • Bill Clinton
    • Al Gore
    And Joe Lieberman for good measure on Monday. The end of one of the messages listed the local democratic party as one of the funders, so I gave them a call and left my own message with a piece of my mind.

    Sure makes me consider paying Verizon to block all non-caller ID calls.

    -- Jack

    1. Re:Political calls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aha. You must've signed up for the Democratic National Committee list instead of the Do Not Call list.

  30. my stategy against telemarketers by civilengineer · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have a land line that I never connect to a phone. Its just for internet use. But, whenever I am filling out forms and providing phone numbers in applicatios, I give out this number.
    I have a cell phone for all communication purposes and I only give out that number to the people who can call me. Once in a while, very rarely telmarketers call on the cell number too, but if I tell them they are calling me on my cell phone, they hang up and never call back.

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    1. Re:my stategy against telemarketers by hendridm · · Score: 1

      1. If you never take incoming calls on your data line, why not just put a fake number?
      2. Isn't it sad for a person to have to buy a second line just so telemarketters won't harass them?

    2. Re:my stategy against telemarketers by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      I have a cell phone for all communication purposes ...
      What do you do if you have to call some company's customer support, or, more generally, any number where you will be on hold for a while? Do you really burn all those cell-plan minutes? Do you pay a premium for a large bucket of any-time minutes?
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    3. Re:my stategy against telemarketers by civilengineer · · Score: 1

      What do you do if you have to call some company's customer support, or, more generally, any number where you will be on hold for a while? Do you really burn all those cell-plan minutes? Do you pay a premium for a large bucket of any-time minutes?

      Then I disconnect internet and use the land line!
      After I am done calling them, I replace the net connection. Obviously, I am on dialup

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    4. Re:my stategy against telemarketers by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      Then I disconnect internet and use the land line!
      Wouldn't it be easier simply to have a splitter with a phone always attached? You can turn the ringer off on the phone. The end result would be the same.
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  31. Weak Point by Detritus · · Score: 1

    Any foreign telemarketing company has a weak point, getting paid by a customer in the USA. The federal government and the credit card companies can block much of the money that flows from the USA to the companies in question.

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  32. MOD PARENT UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with parent.

  33. BofA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You goddamn right, Bastard Operator From America!

    [Red Telephone] This is GWB, what was your country ID again?

    [tippy tappy tippy tappy] rm -rf ~/countryID

    Nope... looks like you have plenty of room now.

    Hope you have backups.

    Oh, yeah. By the way, I've been reading your e-mail.

  34. Regarding Calls After Oct. 1 by Nirak · · Score: 2, Informative

    Apparently this is a little known fact, but for those of you still recieving calls after the 1st of October; perhaps you should be aware that the list is only issued to Telemarketing Firms quarterly. What does this mean to you? Well if you signed up after September 1st, then your name will not be on the list that goes into effect on October 1st. Instead, your name will be on the list that is issued on January 1st. Just a little clarification.

  35. A little more explanation by Bame+Flait · · Score: 1

    By cultural virginity I really mean your ability to operate as a community without significantly intrusive government intervention. If you think policy runs your life in Canada, it's 100 times worse in the states.

    I view it as a good thing, for the record - an intact culture is one that hasn't been invaded and homogenized by big government. It's something I value, which is why I live in a small town in the state that I live in, but the inclusion and acceptance of public policy is key to our mutual understanding as we grow closer and closer together, and thus require greater and greater regulation to govern our everyday lives (because there really are stupid fucking people out there who will fuck things up for the rest of us).

    As for being hungry for the money, yes - some of us are. I can say that making money is a significant goal for me over the next ten years. I would not however, run a telemarketing firm where we harrassed people at home during the evening. The folks who do this are another example of the abusers who require even more regulation. They are effectively the slashdot trolls of life, who require a moderation (and meta-moderation!) system.

    Without understanding and acceptance it will only get worse, and it's up to use to make it better.

    Peace from south of the border.

  36. Are you so sure? by Kjella · · Score: 1

    The second loophole really isn't a loophole per se, but a simple and unfortunante fact that US law does not affect those overseas. Calls originating in India from a corporation headquartered in the Bahamas won't be affected by this law.

    While the US doesn't make international law, it is quite accepted policy that courts have jurisdiction over actions taken specifically against those inside their territory. Unlike SPAM, where you could reasoably argue you did not know where it is going, a US phone number is quite obviously in the US.

    I think the most common analogy is, that if you stand on the Mexican side of the border and fire a rocket into the US, can you then be convicted in the US for murder? Yes sir. Or for the modern version, if you organize terrorist hijackings om the US from a cave in Afghanistan, can you then be convicted in a US court? Yes sir.

    In the same way, corporations outside the US might find themselves convicted in US courts. Just about the worst the courts can do though, is to ban them from making direct business within the US, as e.g. DeBeers have been. Of course, since that is already the issue with the do-not-call list, I'm not sure if the courts has anything effective.

    Kjella

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  37. I just got a "research" call by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    they were interested in asking me questions of what I think about the quality of the financial services in my area.

    do not call has turned into do not sell, but still bother.

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    1. Re:I just got a "research" call by forkboy · · Score: 1

      You know what they're doing, don't you? They're surveying prospective customers for a home mailing campaign. Now you get to have just as many interruptions over the phone AND get more junk mail, too!

      So much for the spirit of the DNC list, which should more accurately be called a "do not fucking bother me, you underpaid annoying barely literate suckwad who is too stupid to get a job in a real office and/or too lazy to work in retail or fast food." But I guess that's bulky, even as an acronym.

      They need to rework the wording of the law so that only non-profit and government entities can make these calls. Or just ban them altogether. Tele-market research and charity begging are 10 times as annoying because the calls take longer and have more of a guilt trip factor.

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  38. Well, we all know what this will end up in.. by deniea · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's just too plain obvious that will happen next; in every 'charity' call, they will try and sell you stuff you don't want, and will 'donate' $1 to a charatiy, by that making it a 'charity' call.

    So they will still call, telling you that they focus on they charity, trying to sell you stuff you do not want/need.

    The rules are plain to unclear from my point of view...

    1. Re:Well, we all know what this will end up in.. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      A charity cannot sell products, nor could they advertise for another company.

      Those "gifts" you get for donating to some charities are already borderline legal as it is, and that's only when you are giving them 50Xs what the product is worth. If they get even a little more aggressive, they will be crossing the line, and loose their non-profit status. I would say you have absolutely zero chance of such a problem.

      So hard to find a good tin-foil hat these days.

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  39. Offshoring by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    Offshoring the call centers won't help because the company whose product is being advertised is still liable if the telemarketer is offshore. The "distributors" you speak of are similar to the "affiliates" that those MLM vitamin firms Berrytrim and Herbalife use to shield themselves from accusations of spam and illegal billboards. That may work up to a point. As the story shows, Herbalife affiliates go to great lengths to hide exactly what they're selling until you pay something to buy into their business opportunity.

  40. EPIC DNC Timeline Online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    EPIC has a handy timeline of Do-Not-Call Registry events at http://epic.org/privacy/telemarketing/dnc/

  41. Oh the moral dilemma... by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 1

    Help BSA (whom I hate and I think are morally unjust), or cause trouble to telemarketers, whom I hate just as much?

    Decisions, decisions.

    I choose the high ground and good karma today. Creating over destroying, helping over tearing down. Sharing should be allowed, legal, and considered helpful. I will not report. I will not help the BSA.

    I will not assist a dysfunctional system.

    1. Re:Oh the moral dilemma... by Zirnike · · Score: 1
      "I choose the high ground and good karma today"

      I differ from your opinion of high ground. The high ground would be to waste the time of BOTH evil organizations by causing them to fight each other rather than innocent bystanders.

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  42. Which is good.... by Vermifax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    because no such law was passed.

    The Law says the government enforces my telling them they can't talk to me.

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    1. Re:Which is good.... by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      I think it's ridiculous that this list enables people to get the equivalent of a restraining order without evidence and just cause.

      Your statement is indeed ridiculous, but correcting it to "...the equivalent of a NO SOLICITORS sign..." fixes it right up.

      Relevant Evidence? Yep, this phone is my property, all right; I even have the receipt in the kitchen drawer somewhere.

      Just Cause? Just 'cause it's my phone, you don't get to use it if I choose not to allow it.

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  43. This whole thing is silly... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    I'd think them telemarketeers would appriciate the reduction of numbers they call that would likely result in a hang up, and the people who can't say no to sales people should have a way to say no indirectly.

    What this conflict does is just expose those who are in the business of selling names/number lists as I'm sure it will reduce their income by reducing the amount of what they sell.

  44. ....if I could only talk to the telemarketers by TPFH · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Now I can sue the telemarketers, if someone ever gets on the line that is. A few weeks ago I decided to just start f#*$ing with the telemarketers. Sound like I'm interested, and keep them on the line for a while and then just start meowing.

    What I've discovered is that most of the time when I pick up the phone and say hello I just hear clicks and then it hangs up on me. I get like 8 calls a day like this and most of the time never get to speak to someone. I finally got sick of it and did a *77 which is supposed to block calls without caller ID info but I'm guessing it only works for the Private (ie blocked) calls and not the Unavailable calls that come from most telemarketers.

    I understand that computers do the actual dialing and they call multiple people and the first to answer and trigger the voice recognition software gets to the actual telemarketing drone but even when I answer on the first ring and start saying "Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?...." it still hangs up on me.

    Anyone else experiencing this?

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    1. Re:....if I could only talk to the telemarketers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a gang dialer- the machine dials 8 people at once, and then the first person who picks up gets connected to a live human being (joy). The other 7 get random clicks.

      I bought a "Call Me Not" a few months ago; it deals with gang dialers by picking up the line on the first ring, and then playing a message that says if you're not trying to sell me crap or get me to take a survey, press "1" to continue. In 14 months, only one telemarketer has been dumb enough to press 1 and harass us. End of telemarketing calls, right there.

  45. I like Dave Barry's take on it by Rastan_B2 · · Score: 1

    read it here for a good chuckle.

  46. Since Noone Commenting Read The Law.... by Pitawg · · Score: 1

    1. Not for profit means political and marketing calls as well as many other types.

    2. The calling being unsolicited does not include calls from companies with which you have a business relationship. Have you given a phone number for any service or product ever? Most of the calls in the last few weeks were to initiate a relationship with people before the list goes into effect. This links you to the company for any further calling until you answer their call with "Do Not Call Me".

    Anyone that gives out their own contact information to undesirables deserves what they get. Anyone who lets the government make laws like the one enforcing this List is placing less control in their own life as well as mine.

    STOP PICKING UP THE PHONE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ANSWER IT!!!

  47. Not quite true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the problem with your scenario:

    Most people are impulse buyers to some degree, and the same is true for those who signed the list. I know lots of people that *hate* being called and would go to any lengths to stop it, but when they are called about the newest device to make your life easier, it's a buy in about twenty minutes. The telemarketers know this, and so, they rightly argue it will take away their revenue.

  48. Nevermind the Do-Not-Call list; by dripwipeflush · · Score: 1
    How do I keep politicians from spamming my message recorder?

    For crying out loud, I just received a message from "Concerned Republicans against Arnold Schwarzenegger", and then another from Martin Sheene "urgeing" me to vote for Cruz Bustamante!

    They should extend the anti-solicitations list to anyone that costs me money on my phone usage; that means everyone, my next-door neighbor, relatives, with exception to The Stripper (she's a personal call *wing)

  49. Did anyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    did anyone really bother to figure out that the do-not-call list doesn't actually prevent all telemarketing calls? You can still get calls from any company you EVER did business with and yes you can even get calls from those you just won a free vacation to...

    the reality is maybe 1/4th of the calls you might have been getting would be illegal if your on the list... the list isn't this magic thing where no one can't call you.

  50. Commercial Speech by MacJedi · · Score: 1
    The Supreme Court has ruled in the past that Commercial Speech is NOT completely protected.

    /joeyo

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  51. Mod Parent Up Funny by Brushfireb · · Score: 1

    Jesus christ thats funny.

  52. Telemarketers should have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...their lower horn removed. Even the chicks.

  53. Why wouldn't this work? by Gorak · · Score: 1

    Telemarketers aren't allowed to call you on your cell, right? That seems pretty universal.

    So, when you get The Call, tell them that this is a cellphone, regardless of whether it's a landline or not. By all reports, they hang up quick-smart and never call back.

    Easier than saying "put me on your do not call list" by 4 words, too!

    Or is this somehow illegal too?

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  54. Re:I solved it...Cell phones are now legal to call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The legislature passed that made the
    do not call list as a balance allowed
    cell phones to now be called.

  55. Not Harrasement? by deputydink · · Score: 1
    Not harrasement? are you serious? Not for you and me mabye, but for my elderly parents for sure. The've been conned, harrassed and threatened into purchasing non-refundable goods like cruises, flights and exercise equipment 3 times this year, my mind can't even fucking walk man, and is not in her right mind either.


    She does, however, have a chequebook (well, had) and ever tried to a refund from these people?


    Did you know that all these people need is your parents chequing account number and ABA routing number (an the bottom of you checks) to make a withdrawl from your account?


    Fortunately, NACHA, the National Automated Clearing House Association has in the last few years made it incredibly easy to force a no-authorization (known as an R07 or R10) and subsequent refund for you, and 35 dollar penalty to the telemarketer on a fraudulently obtained chequing account number.


    These people annoy us in our right minds, but prey on our elderly parents, and for that i signed both my parents numbers up, for what its worth.

    1. Re:Not Harrasement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not harrasement? are you serious? Not for you and me mabye, but for my elderly parents for sure. The've been conned, harrassed and threatened into purchasing non-refundable goods like cruises, flights and exercise equipment 3 times this year, my mind can't even fucking walk man, and is not in her right mind either.

      No offense, but if they're not in their right mind, they shouldn't be home alone answering telephone calls, they should be receiving nursing care, which calls into question your responsibility for your elderly parents.

  56. "do not ring my doorbell" sign... by Goonie · · Score: 1

    At least in Australia, you can put up a sign that says "no hawkers" and if they do they can be prosecuted for trepassing if they do so.

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    1. Re:"do not ring my doorbell" sign... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, I can put up a sign in the US (mind you, outside my mountian shack), that says "US-Government property--No trespassers--Lethal force is authorized", blow their heads off, and bury them in the desert.

      It's worked well so far.

  57. Follow this script: by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    You pick up, and telemarketer babbles on at you for a while. Before they get to their yes/no question, you interrupt with:

    "Hold on! Back up. --What was that last part? I missed that."

    When Telemarketer repeats, immediately interrupt again.

    "No, no, no. Before that. Where are you calling from?"

    Telemarketer pauses, tells you.

    Immediately ask another inane question to keep them off balance. I like to use: "No kidding? Where is that? Do you actually work there, or are you calling from somewhere else?" (That's two questions; now the telemarketer has to really stop and think.) This is all it takes to turn the game around. The conversation is now progressing according to your timetable and agenda. Don't give them time to plug back in to their script.

    From this point on, you can do whatever you want. You can kill the conversation altogether, or as I do when I'm feeling annoyed and anti-productive, is I'll start asking personal details, and question into their choice of job, or the validity of the product they are selling. If a charitable organization, tell them, "Wow, I thought I had respect for you guys; I had no idea you'd started doing telemarketing. This changes everything! I consider telemarketing morally repugnant. So, actaully, perhaps you can help me; I'd like to cancel the $30-per month automatic credit card donations I make to your organization. Can you do that from your desk?" (They can't.) If you are not making regular donations, pretend you are and sound really distressed and ignore their reasons when they refuse to cancel. "What kind of organization is this?" Make them dig up a phone number and contact name so that you can cancel your regular donations. This will scare them, because it's their job to make money, not give it up. After you've ruined the day for several layers of command structure, they might start to re-think telemarketing as a means of fund raising. It's your obligation to make this process as miserable as possible so as to keep your charity of choice on the level! Oh, and you can gurantee that your number will be crossed off a lot of lists after a few episodes like this one.

    But when it comes right down to it, I've found that the following is the fastest way to terminate any of these calls:

    Exuberently interrupt them and say, "Wow, that's great. But you know what? I am completely uninterested in what you're asking/selling. Sorry. But Take Care, and thanks for calling!"

    (Click).

    Always thank them. Always be civil and always try to enjoy the conversation in a happy way. This undermines the true purpose of telemarketing which, of course, is to pervert society by making people less tolerant of their fellow humans by making everybody more likely to feel mean and angry.


    -FL

  58. Can't win telemarketers ? Call their advertisers by elpapacito · · Score: 1

    Let's be fair..many telemarking company are just trying to sell you products they paid $x at a price of $x+50 (usually) but this may vary. Nothing wrong with that. It's the way they do it that many of us consider inappropriate and annoying.

    So if you can't win by a do-not-call list you can still get , even if -slowly- , rid of them by employing some simple tactics:

    1) let the telemarketer talk forever, ask a lot of information, pretend you're interested in their product. It is perfectly legal. He/She may try to close the call by "so would you like to try/buy it ?". Pretend you need some more info, like color, size, weight..be creative. This way you're helping the person doing the job get paid (usually they're paid by per sale or per time) while you're adding more and more costs to telemarketing company.

    2) if you do the above, NEVER close the call with a "i'll try or buy" ask them to call again in maybe one week.

    3) if you're out, leave a note anybody answering the phone and have them ask the telemarketer to call again because you're out, but don't give them any other telephone number.

    4) If you're pressured to buy for any kind of benefit (for sick children, aids, etc etc) I suggest you rather donate to somebody in need you know. Otherwise very little of your money if ANY will be received by somebody in real need.

    At the end telemarketers costs will grow, they'll be forced to ask their advertiser for more money, but given that you didn't buy anything from them the advertisers will be very displeased and will drop them. They go out of business and stop annoying you for a long long time or maybe forever.

    You literally OWN telemarketers, they live only thanks to YOU so YOU make the rules, they don't.

  59. Hmmm... by roninbix · · Score: 1
    There is not this cultural difference that you think there is, you just have not yet come to accept that money rules the north american continent. The reason it's called North American is because you are fucking owned by Americans...

    You so sure about that? Sure, money is important. But that is one of the biggest differences between us. I'd say in Canada we worship money but not to the exclusion of all else like in the US. I like to think of our approach as more of a long-term view. What I see out of the US is a lot of short-term thinking, especially lately. Let's summarize in these points/questions.

    If you could get $10,000 tomorrow but it would cost you all your friends and goodwill would you take it? If you're an American at heart, you answer yes.

    Point 2. Here in Canada we regularly face issues when money tries to dominate us. Take hockey, our unofficial national sport. The NHL specifically. There has long been a trend of rising wages, and financial problems of Canadian clubs (basically if a Canadian club hits the bottom of the rankings, it'll be gone the next year). One of the financial differences stems from the fact that we make our clubs pay for their arenas, where in the US that gets subsidized. Makes it hard for our clubs to turn a profit and stay competitive against US clubs, or so they say. I seem to remember the clubs asking for tax breaks and such for the arenas. At the cost of possibly losing our sport, we were opting for no. It's all a principle thing. If it becomes about money, then the US can have it. We'll build something from the ground up to replace it. Even our cherished sport. The reason it is cherished is not because it generates hot dog sales.

    Also, I'm pretty sure "North American" doesn't exclusively refer to the US. You adopted the American term from the continent, not the other way around. Kind of like declaring yourself to be a human, or from Earth. Good to see education is alive and well in the *US of A* (think about that for a sec). Sorry. I had to.

    Maybe, if we can see your point, and you can understand the causes of our situation, we will be able to work together (as we will eventually have to do) to find amenable solutions to the problems that give rise to belligerent telemarketers. But until Canadians can realize that, Americans will never be able to see past your perceived cultural virginity to be able to find a truly workable solution.

    You refer to learning to work together and creating solutions etc. However, I like our relationship now, and don't really desire for it to change. I just don't see the problems you imply are there. If you mean you can't be bothered to absorb us until we get over our "values" and worship money then I hope you'll be disappointed. I for one don't want to get over my values, and I would submit that your worship of money is what creates your telemarketing problem (among others). If you developed substantial values (in addition to the value of money), maybe your problems would go away on their own (perhaps we do see the causes of your situation...).

    Hope that war doesn't try to solve the problems first.

    What the hell are you implying? Or is that just your sig that you use for all occassions. Could be either these days. ;) Are you suggesting that you would murder Canadians in an effort to help us learn to worship money. Thanks. Buddy.

  60. How to deal with timeshare telemarketers. by Bernie+Fsckinner · · Score: 0

    1. Ask if you can bring a few friends to their session.
    2. Get your RPG group together
    2a. Make sure your friends are loud and obnoxious, maybe even drunk.
    3. Play your favorite game in the middle of their session. Nothing disrupts a sales pitch worse than an argument over whether your 8th level bard can use that Harp of Undead Control he acquired in someone else's Monty Haul dungeon.

  61. The kind of # it's illegal to call.... by weston · · Score: 1

    All I've got left is a cell phone. No land line.

    Of course! Cell phones are illegal to call! Now, if only there were some way to get land lines that were also illegal to call....

  62. Preying on the weak by stewby18 · · Score: 1

    There's also the issue of people who are signed up for the DNC list by others; for example, your elderly parents/grandparents might be losing touch a little bit, and thus be easier prey for hard-selling telemarketers. The DNC list lets people protect their family in situations like that, which means less profit for the telemarketers.

    Besides, it's not like they'll really gain much from eliminating the absolute no-sell customers; those take almost no time for the telemarketers, so there's almost no cost for calling them. The massive efficiency gain that everyone likes to speculate about won't really come, because only a small fraction of phone time is (I would speculate, perhaps someone has numbers?) be spent on the "No! *click*" calls.

  63. stupidity by Sheepdot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It amazes me how stupid net-savvy people are when it comes to reading laws.

    Note to the author of the writeup:
    This list is only going to save you from telemarketing "cold calls" which are usually calls from newspapers asking you to sign up.

    This is not going to get rid of calls from people calling on behalf of the phone company, your credit card, or your bank.

    This is also not going to get rid of the police and fire dept. "cold calls" that you get from time to time.

    If anything, this list is a great way to give illegitimate telemarketing enterprises a free list of names. If you notice an *increase* in telemarketing calls, you'll think back to my response here and slap your forehead.

    And if you think you can turn these companies in by yourself, that's great. Just try starting a lawsuit. Let's see how far you get before you give up cause of the time you have to put into it. My guess is you'll start looking at the annoyance of calls as simple compared to the annoyance of trying to figure out exactly *who* it is that you can sue.

    If you have ever posted with "IANAL" you're basically SOL.

  64. If you don't want to be called again by Kane+Skalter · · Score: 1

    Yes, there are loopholes in the TSR (Telemarketing Sales Rule) that allow everything but "cold calls" (read: You've never done business with them or asked anything of them before), which are very few and far between, like another poster noted, usually are newspapers.

    I'll probably end up sounding like a (-1, Troll) when I say that those pranks (like pretending not to be yourself to end the call) are doing nothing but inviting more calls! Picking up and hanging right back up without a word and using the answering machine to screen calls only GUARANTEE you a call back. How do you stop that? Here's how I stopped getting telemarketing calls I don't want:

    Just say: DO NOT CALL!!!

    That's right. Don't dance around it. By signing up for the DNC registry, you've already stopped the "cold" calls and told them so.

    Any legitimate telemarketing firm will stop calling upon being told to do so. Of course, those same telemarketers will tell you that "You will no longer recieve calls about special offers, promotions, etc, with that in mind would you still like to be placed on the DNC list?" Answer yes to that question and you're all set.

    Of course, I do so selectively, I'll let them identify themselves before I tell them so on the off chance that there may be something I'd want, like a cheaper deal from Verizon about DSL simply because I trust that company.

    I'm done ranting now.

  65. Just don't hang up! by Quizo69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One way to screw telemarketing companies is to simply leave your phone off the hook. This holds open the switch at the exchange so even when they hang up and pick the phone up again, it is still connected to your line. This is why you are told not to hang up if there is a bomb threat - it keeps the connection open so they cannot use the phone again, and allows the phone company/police to track the line even if it is spoofed.

    It means that you've tied up that particular phone line until YOU decide to hang up. In my case, since I don't get many calls to my landline and people who know me call my mobile, I can leave it open a LOOOONNNGGG time! :)

    If everyone did this, instead of the first reaction (to hang up), they would soon be immobilised.

    1. Re:Just don't hang up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      umm.. You do know that is completely false.

    2. Re:Just don't hang up! by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Nonsense. Anyone can verify this. Call a friend. Ask them not to hang up, but to just lay the phone down and go back to whatever they were doing. Now you hang up for a second, pick up your phone, and call someone else. Did their phone being off the hook stop you? Of course not.

      In addition, the telemarketers have a *lot* of lines. Even if this worked (which it won't) it wouldn't make a very big difference.

      There are situations where leaving the phone off the hook for a bit will help. Is the phone call automated? If so, it's illegal. If you hang up, they'll start calling someone else on that line. If you lay the phone down, they'll go through their spiel first, and then hang up and start calling someone else on that line. It slows them down a little. Not much, just a little. Better is if they have a "leave a message after the beep" thing, because then they don't hang up right away and get a long dead-air recording, but most are more sophisticated than that.

      The other time leaving the phone off the hook is if you scam them first. Pretend you're interested but "I have someone at the door" or "Let me pull that pot off the stove" or something, asking them to hold for "just a second". Then put the phone down and let them wait.

  66. FYI by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The phone company sells books(I'd imagine its software now) that is a complete list of every home number. It only has an address and a phone number no Name.

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  67. Typical by geekoid · · Score: 1

    This law is no different then many other laws that exept Not for profit, religeons and political campaigns.

    There are two ways to look at this:
    1) The court general give political, charitable, and religous speech more lee way then commercial speech. always have, alway will. tere is pefectly good reasons for this, however this is not the place.

    2)A compromise would you rather have this, or none?
    me, I'd rather have this.

    It is NOT unconstitutional because the courts that determin what is constitutional say it is not.

    now, I would rather not get non-profit calls, but I have to take political calls, just in case the president needs me to save the world...again.

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  68. If I lived in the US.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'd simply get a phone# that costs $2 a minute to call.

    "Hello Sir, can I interest you in our latest product?"

    "Why YES please tell me ALL about it"

  69. Do Not Spam by Walrus99 · · Score: 0

    I'm waiting for the "Do Not Spam" list. I get at least 50 spam e-mails a day. Sort of annoying as I administer a number of web sites and am dependent on e-mails for my job. Besides, I am quite satisfied with my current dimensions.

    1. Re:Do Not Spam by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for the "Do Not Spam" list.

      Amen, Brother! And the person that composes the bill should immediately be sainted, knighted, and win the all expenses paid vacation to Cancun.

      I get at least 50 spam e-mails a day.

      Woosy boy -- I get 700 to 1000 emails a day, of which about 4 to 7 are ones I actually want. You wanna talk about annoyed? If I ever overhear someone bragging about spamming, I'm going for their kneecaps -- POP, POP!

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      *** *** You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me... ***
  70. A sugested poll by cra · · Score: 1

    What is your favourite way to put off telemarketers?

    * Not answer "anonymous" calls
    * Hang up
    * Be rude, swear, yell and then hang up
    * Put them on hold indefinately
    * Threaten with lawsuit
    * Lie and say you already have that product
    * Ask the to call back on a different number (which you don't answer)
    * Buy the product
    * Forward the call to CowboyNeal

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    This message has been ROT-13 encrypted twice for higher security.
  71. Hacking by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    If someone trying to sell me something makes my phone ring by typing it's number onto their keypad, even when my name is on a telemarketer do-not-call list, they are hacking. They have hacked into my phone to make it ring. No matter that the password to make it ring (phone number) is published in the phone-book, they are specifically NOT authorized to make my phone, which is my property, ring.

    If the free speech amendment protects telemarketers, then it should also protect other forms of unauthorized access to machines and computers over the phone lines, and it should protect virus writers that spam everyone with their worm.

    The first amendment doesn't protect someone from blasting loud music at 1:00 am, it doesn't let you shout FIRE in a crowded theatre ( unless there really is a fire ), it doesn't let you slander someone unless they are famous, and it doesn't let you advocate breaking other laws. Noise pollution via the phone lines is no different in principle than noise pollution eminating from a 12 foot tall amplifier next door. They are disturbing the peace.

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    Eat at Joe's.

    1. Re:Hacking by volkris · · Score: 1
      If someone trying to sell me something makes my phone ring by typing it's number onto their keypad, even when my name is on a telemarketer do-not-call list, they are hacking. They have hacked into my phone to make it ring. No matter that the password to make it ring (phone number) is published in the phone-book, they are specifically NOT authorized to make my phone, which is my property, ring.


      And the worse analogy of the week award goes to... A55M0NKEY!!!

      I mean seriously, this is the most nonsensical comment I've ever seen about telemarketing. From flawed premises to an incredibly contrived conclusion, this comment is truely one for the record books.

      Now excuse me, the power company is hacking into my computer (by sending power through its plug). I need to go secure a lawyer, though not through the mail, that would be hacking his mailbox.
  72. Do not Call list by a1z26b2y25 · · Score: 1

    Oh sweet Jesus, this is good news! Now I can stop being so obscene on the phone. It was not very Christian of me but dammit it had to be done and I liked it!

  73. Technical solution? by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    Maybe the phone company ( a monopoly and so averse to innovation ) should get off their ass and design a protocol that will let you add numbers to your own private blocked calls list. You could have a 'report call as spam' button on your phone like Yahoo email does which would enable you to share and take advantage of other people's blocked call lists.

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    Eat at Joe's.

  74. Telemarketing is not Free Speech by frankie · · Score: 1
    the constitution gives freedom of speach, but never covers the freedom to have a phone no one can call.

    BZZT. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

    Warren Burger, Chief Justice, SCOTUS wrote the majority opinion in Rowan v Post Office (May 4 1970) against unwanted junk mail, which is easily analogous to telemarketing (and spam):
    "Nothing in the Constitution compels us to listen to or view any unwanted communication, whatever its merit"
    "We therefore categorically reject the argument that a vendor has a right under the Constitution or otherwise to send unwanted material into the home of another. If this prohibition operates to impede the flow of even valid ideas, the answer is that no one has a right to press even 'good' ideas on an unwilling recipient."
    1. Re:Telemarketing is not Free Speech by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      Nothing compels us to listen to or view...

      When someone calls, you have the right to hang up. When someone sends something, you can throw it away. You are not being forced to listen to the marketing sphiel or read the "you may have already won" letters. But, if you open a line of communication, you may be subjected to it. Just like walking in a public square opens you to people's speach, connecting your phone to a public phone network opens the door into your home.

      Look, you have a phone so that you can be contacted. If you want to pick and choose who contacts you, fine. Use an answering machine or another device to filter based on the senders phone number. Otherwise, you have to deal with wrong numbers, harassing calls, potential employeers offering work, and marketing droids.

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      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    2. Re:Telemarketing is not Free Speech by frankie · · Score: 1
      Bzzt. You still do not get it.

      You have a mailing address, and you have the right to force advertisers to stop mailing you. You have a physical address, and you have the right to enforce a No Solicitors sign. The advertiser is NOT allowed to say "just don't open the letter" or "just don't answer when I knock". If you don't want them, they are prohibited from even trying. THIS IS CONSTITUTIONAL LAW AS RULED BY THE SUPREME COURT.

      Do-Not-Call is the same exact thing.
    3. Re:Telemarketing is not Free Speech by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      You can deny a solicitor access to your property. You could place a "No Trespass" sign to prevent someone from physically encroaching on your property.

      I'm not really sure what country you are from, but in the US, your mailbox belongs to the USPS. It is not your property. It is part of a public network. You cannot prevent anyone from sending you a letter. You can, however, throw away the letter before you read it. Otherwise, there is no recourse.

      The phone network is similar. It is a public network. Connecting an end-device to the public network opens you to the perils of that network. Just as going to a park opens you to people exercising their rights, being on a public network does the same.

      You could argue that:

      a. Judges issue restraining orders to prevent harrasing phone calls from ex-whatevers. I do not know the details, but I belive these are intended as short-term measures to allow the parties a "cooling down" period.

      b. Me causing your phone to ring is no different from me causing your computer to reboot. One is considered "hacking" and the other is normal use. The difference is that a telephone can only ring if the user specifically allows such action to take place. Just like me opening a http request on a web server.

      So, I hope you can see the difference between being on a public network and being on your private property.

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      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    4. Re:Telemarketing is not Free Speech by frankie · · Score: 1
      You cannot prevent anyone from sending you a letter

      I am going to make this very clear for all the illiterate fucking idiots in the audience, such as BiosHakr. The United States Supreme Court case Rowan v Post Office (397 U.S. 728, 1970) specifically ruled that:

      "a person may require that a mailer remove his name from its mailing lists and stop all future mailings to the householder."

      I cited this case in my initial post. Go back and read it, then STFU.

  75. Call Abandonment is also illegal by frankie · · Score: 2, Informative
    most of the time when I pick up the phone and say hello I just hear clicks and then it hangs up on me

    They're breaking the law:

    Abandoned calls often result from the telemarketers' use of predictive dialers to call consumers.
    [...]
    Under the Rule's definition, an outbound telephone call is "abandoned" if a person answers it and the telemarketer does not connect the call to a sales representative within two seconds of the person's completed greeting. The use of pre-recorded message telemarketing, where a sales pitch begins with or is made entirely by a pre-recorded message, violates the TSR because the telemarketer is not connecting the call to a sales representative within two seconds of the person's completed greeting.
    [...]
    The abandoned call safe harbor provides that a telemarketer will not face enforcement action for violating the call abandonment prohibition if the telemarketer:
    1. uses technology that ensures abandonment of no more than three percent of all calls answered by a live person, measured per day per calling campaign.
    2. allows the telephone to ring for 15 seconds or four rings before disconnecting an unanswered call.
    3. plays a recorded message stating the name and telephone number of the seller on whose behalf the call was placed whenever a live sales representative is unavailable within two seconds of a live person answering the call.
    4. maintains records documenting adherence to the three requirements above.
    Personal note: If you want to sic the FTC on abandoners, you'll need to track them down first. There is a "star" number similar to *69 that IDs any incoming phone call (including blocked, out-of-area, etc) and records it at the local telco. The list can then be obtained by a judge or other law enforcement officials. Ask your telco and/or police department for this number, and use it after receiving abandoned calls.
  76. I don't have problems anymore.. by Arpie · · Score: 1

    ...since I started to just say "please put me on your do not call list". I also told my wife to do the same. I was actually very polite saying (the truth) "Hey, we have a newborn at home, please put me on your do not call list and don't call again, thanks." That never had even a hint of a negative reaction and was never ignored.

    Now, I can't even remember the last time I got a telemarketing call.

    Really, I guess people don't understand that there already is a law demanding that they do not call people who say the 8 magic words. If they do, you can already sue them. Moreover, often the do not call lists will be shared among different front ends who use the same telemarketing back end.

    One has to remember these are businesses. They need to make a profit, and they won't make a profit from people that just get annoyed with their calls. There's no sense in calling them.

    Telemarketing is now to me a non-issue, as opposed to spam.

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  77. Rules for Charity calls by frankie · · Score: 1

    The rules are unclear from your point of view because you obviously have not Read The F---ing Manual . If they claim to be a charity/survey/politician and then they also try to sell you something, they are not exempt and are subject to prosecution.

  78. 30 days to comply by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

    You can't sue them just yet. The list just went into effect, and they have 30 days to comply once your number is added.

  79. Works fine in Australia by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

    Actually, this technique works in Australia (where I live). It means you can chat to someone, hang up your phone, move to another phone, pick it up, and resume conversation. Great for cordless.

    Perhaps it doesn't work in the US the same way. It's actually beneficial for the reasons I mentioned to have it work this way.

    I'd love someone from Telstra to pipe up and confirm this in a post....

    1. Re:Works fine in Australia by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      It may work in Australia, but I ran a test here before I posted, to make sure I was correct (though I was pretty sure anyway), so I know it doesn't work in Texas.

      Does it work both ways? You said that if the party that receives the call doesn't hang up, the line will stay open and the caller can't clear the line. Does it work the other way too? If the caller doesn't hang up, but the receiver does, does the line clear? I didn't test it going that direction, but I'm pretty sure that I'd get the same results.

      I can see how that could be used in an abusive way. You could call someones house from a payphone in the middle of nowhere, cuss at them till they hang up, and leave the phone off the hook. Their phone would then be useless until someone came along and hung up the pay phone.

      You don't need anyone from Telstra to confirm it to me - I believe you. I just know it doesn't work that way here.

    2. Re:Works fine in Australia by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

      Actually, you know, I haven't actually done a both directions test. You've got me thinking now! :)

      I will test tomorrow (it's night time now here) and post my results here. You may end up being right that if the CALLER hangs up it stays hung up (I hope not of course!), but I can definitely say if I as the RECEIVER hang up and then pick up again it will still be connected.

      To be continued! :)

  80. I stand corrected by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

    You know what, you are right. Here's how it works if one party keeps an open line:

    If the CALLER hangs up, it stays hung up.

    If the RECEIVER hangs up, he or she can pick up again and still remain connected to the existing call.

    Bugger!

    Oh well, on to Plan B - firing off the air horn into the phone mic. Perhaps some high intensity feedback will force them to abandon their chosen career as a professional annoyer.... :)