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MS Security Chief: Windows Never Exploited Until Patch Available

BenBenBen writes "The head of Microsoft's security business and technology unit states that Windows is never vulnerable until a patch appears, and that releasing patches is what causes exploits to be developed. Good quotes: 'We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known', and '[he] could only think of one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available'. Erm..."

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  1. Oh really? by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Earth is flat."
    "The Sky is green."
    "Earth is the center of the universe."

    Other ridiculous statements that have also been proven false.

    So, let me get this straight, Windows will become more secure if Microsoft stops issuing patches? :-)

    Sakes alive, the Microsoft spin machine has been well oiled this morning!

    ChaoticChaos
    "If Windows wasn't vulnerable until the patch was released, why was the patch released in the first place???"

    1. Re:Oh really? by Jotaigna · · Score: 5, Interesting

      the simplest method used to detect a lie is to cross question the subject until it gets confused and contradict itself. This guys have security departaments, management, developing, sales, etc. They should build a "Lie Tracking" departament, then, they'll have at least something consistent. I think this post should have been published in "its funny, laugh" category.

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    2. Re:Oh really? by vandegraff · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sounds like a simple belief security through obscurity. That is really sad.

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    3. Re:Oh really? by smchris · · Score: 1, Funny


      Karl Rove moonlights?

    4. Re:Oh really? by dingbatdr · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other news, Microsoft announce that cause and effect are reversed when it comes to their software.

      "We think it is due to our patented time-traveling module," quips Steve Balmer.

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    5. Re:Oh really? by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 1, Funny

      Another way to look at this is that I should be able to remove every patch from my Windows PC and it would be totally secure? LOL!

    6. Re:Oh really? by CaptainPinko · · Score: 0

      To make it vulnerable so that they could make more patches of course!

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      Your CPU is not doing anything else, at least do something.
    7. Re:Oh really? by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

      "We think it is due to our patented time-traveling module," quips Steve Balmer.

      It's true! I was copying a file over the LAN the other day, and IE said it had -8342563246 seconds to go!

      Microsoft Time (C)(R)(TM)
      Where do you want to go yesterday?

    8. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Another way to look at this is that I should be able to remove every patch from my Windows PC and it would be totally secure?

      Um, no, since his point was that exploits are only found when a patch is released. By removing the patches from your system, you'll be vulnerable to those patches that were found. The parent's statement was more correct and humorous:

      So, let me get this straight, Windows will become more secure if Microsoft stops issuing patches?
    9. Re:Oh really? by ChaoticChaos · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yet another way to look at this is that Microsoft's future direction for security is to not improve the software but to stop issuing patches? LOL!

      ChaoticChaos
      "Some days you just can't ask for a better present than this!"

    10. Re:Oh really? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "The Earth is flat."

      Do you mean flat-no-ridges, flat-not-a-sphere, or "effectively flat?" 'cause no one ever believed the first one, and the third is still in effect.

      "The Sky is green."

      Been smoking pot again?

      "Earth is the center of the universe."

      Considering the universe is expanding in every direction at FTL speeds, Earth is as good third-place choice for the center, and is a practical center if you're not doing space travel.

      So, let me get this straight, Windows will become more secure if Microsoft stops issuing patches? :-)

      No. If MS stops issuing patches, people will stop writing (as many) exploits.

    11. Re:Oh really? by Erratio · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The patch would be released to fix the possibility of an exploit. The arguement is still horribly flawed though. MS is saying that they instigate exploits. Maybe they're trying to prove they control everything, including the stuff that screws them over. If it's an attempt to cover their asses it's a really odd one. I'd think if this is really the case, maybe a while ago they should come up with a solution that allows the patch to be applied before what it's patching is known. Maybe have Windows Update download the patch automatically without a nice description alongside it which reads "Gaping security hole, enter here". And then release a descriptive patch later for the people who care about what's being done (who are also for the most part the people who would patch before being expoited), allowing the people who don't know what any of it means time to get it fixed before the secret is out.

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    12. Re:Oh really? by hcetSJ · · Score: 5, Funny

      Next big thing in computers: the then-if statement! Available only on Microsoft products, certainly.

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    13. Re:Oh really? by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 2, Funny

      They cut the quote short. It was really "If you want secure software updgrade to Linux "

      "It says it runs on Windows 98 or better and I'm running Linux and it won't work..."

      ;)

    14. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This means that Microsoft has *NEVER*, I repeat, *NEVER*, has been subject to a 0-day exploit. Wow...this guy is smoking some serious crack. What about the recent exploit that they sat on for 6 months? Doesnt that count? How about the new one that X-Force has contacted them about and MS has 30 days to fix? Is that from a patch too?

    15. Re:Oh really? by Rooktoven · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The implication there is that only Microsoft finds exploits. Forgive me if I'm skeptical.

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    16. Re:Oh really? by hsidhu · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You Sir are a god damn moron. You took a funny and insightful post and just raped it.

      How can you qualify this statement, "No. If MS stops issuing patches, people will stop writing (as many) exploits."

      Umm, if there are no exploits to begin with, then why does microsoft need to issue a patch?

    17. Re:Oh really? by armb · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Other ridiculous statements that have also been proven false.

      Slashdot stories always accurately summarize the content of the linked story, and wouldn't ever misrepresent vulnerabilities are hardly ever exploited before patches are released as "is never vulnerable until a patch appears".

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    18. Re:Oh really? by rblancarte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly how obsure is Windows?

      What this is is security through hiding problems you find and hoping that no one else finds them.

      RonB

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      It is human nature to take shortcuts in thinking.
    19. Re:Oh really? by rseuhs · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Windows will become more secure if Microsoft stops issuing patches?

      The really scary part is that this wasn't said by some marketing guy like Gates or Ballmer, it was said by the Microsoft Security Chief.

    20. Re:Oh really? by morgewan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Shouldn't that be effect and cause?

    21. Re:Oh really? by eweu · · Score: 5, Informative

      Next big thing in computers: the then-if statement!

      print "this already exists\n" if ($usingPerl);

    22. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't you mean:

      When do you want to go today?

      Basically sums up my windows experiences over the past years

    23. Re:Oh really? by tmasssey · · Score: 5, Funny
      You mean like INTERCAL? How can you live without a COME FROM statement?

    24. Re:Oh really? by tbannist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the point is terribly obvious to those with pointy-hair:

      It's not Microsoft's fault your Windows servers have been hacked, infected and your entire system is down, it's the fault of your IT department for not keeping up to date on the Windows patches. You see Microsoft software is 100% secure as long as you keep up to date on the patches.

      I'm not sure whether this is uncertainty or doubt, though.

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    25. Re:Oh really? by ssbljk · · Score: 5, Funny

      in the beginning there was Windows ... and it was secure ....

      then we downloaded damn patch :(

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    26. Re:Oh really? by benya · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not necesseraly... Others might find explots, but do not actually exploit until a Microsoft patch is released.

    27. Re:Oh really? by eatdave13 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Considering the universe is expanding in every direction at FTL speeds ...

      Faster than light? Did I miss a memo?

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    28. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft are a bunch of jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

    29. Re:Oh really? by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      "It says it runs on Windows 98 or better and I'm running Linux and it won't work..." What's that tell you? ;-)

    30. Re:Oh really? by mpe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sakes alive, the Microsoft spin machine has been well oiled this morning!

      They must have had a delivery of snake oil :)

    31. Re:Oh really? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's called sweeping it under the rug. Until, of course, someone trips over the raised rug or sees dust puff out when the rug is stepped on.

    32. Re:Oh really? by zelurxunil · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps it can be reverse engineered...

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    33. Re:Oh really? by LittleBigScript · · Score: 1

      Here I got one...

      "It isn't dead. It's just resting."

    34. Re:Oh really? by hoggoth · · Score: 0, Redundant

      > The implication there is that only Microsoft finds exploits.

      I hate to be an instigator... but that sounds like a ch4113ng3 to me...

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    35. Re:Oh really? by LnxAddct · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It is blatantly false that only Microsoft finds exploits. The SAMBA team found nemerous security vulnerabilities with the way Microsoft implemented their protocol and then reported them to Microsoft. Hackers could easily have abused such cases, but instead Microsoft got lucky and they were white hats that found them. There are many other cases, most exploits are found by security firms of some sort and then Microsoft will acknowledge them for one sentence in the fine print at the bottom of the notice. Well I could go on but I'll let the other slashdotters do that for me.
      Regards,
      Steve

    36. Re:Oh really? by sangreal66 · · Score: 1

      Since it wasn't exploited before the patch was released, no it does not count.

    37. Re:Oh really? by jocknerd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't Microsoft's Security Chief be a marketing guy? He obviously doesn't have anything to do with security.

    38. Re:Oh really? by arrogance · · Score: 5, Informative
      "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known," he said.
      Umm, that WAS in the article. Are you saying there's a difference between "was known" and "appears"?

      In the article, it seems quite clear that what they're saying is that most exploits come after the hackers have had a chance to compare patched VS unpatched systems to see what the changes are. But it's not just Microsoft saying this:
      "It's a myth that hackers find the holes," said Nigel Beighton, who runs a research project for security firm Symantec.
      In other words, I can see the point of view expressed in the article. I disagree with the parent in part (I think the attribution in the Slashdot story is sufficiently accurate) but that the specific (never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known) is probably hyperbole. Hackers might be lazy, but they're not non-existent. There's no way M$ could even KNOW how many exploits have been made.
    39. Re:Oh really? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

      One of the reasons I love Perl is that the following line of code works:

      open ( PERLYGATES ) or die "Trying";

    40. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No dumbass. I guess you're too brain dead to figure out that releasing a patch also alterts people to the vulnerability. These people can then exploit the many systems tha don't get patched. But I guess asking for reason and logic on /. is a bit much

    41. Re:Oh really? by killmenow · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Umm, if there are no exploits to begin with, then why does microsoft need to issue a patch?

      I'm not trying to defend the parent poster to which you replied; but, the reason *anybody* needs to issue a patch even when there are no exploits to begin with is because sooner or later, one will exist.

      See, if some researcher finds a hole, he's not the only genius in the world who can find it. Someone else will eventually. If the manufacturer of the product with the newly discovered hole sits on its arse and does not issue a patch, even if no known exploits exist, said manufacturer is leaving its customers vulnerable to attack. This is a disservice to those customers...and one that will lose said customers. Especially when it comes out that the latest worm/crack/etc. exploited a vulnerability the manufacturer knew about for six months, but sat on it instead of fixing it for you.

      What Microsoft wants to do, I'm sure, is to make distribution of patches similar to AOL's software update. You turn on your computer, boot up Windows, and it initiates an encrypted conversation with Microsoft HQ...then says to you: "Windows needs updated, please wait..." while it downloads and installs whatever it is Microsoft wants to install on your PC today without telling you what that is.

      That would be Microsoft's "security" wet-dream, if you ask me.

    42. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      If I remember correctly, the WebDAV exploit that was out about 5 months ago was found because a military webserver was rooted with it. Thats definately an example of a blackhat finding a hole and using it well before there was a patch available.

    43. Re:Oh really? by Zixia · · Score: 5, Funny

      There has never been an expoit without a patch. Just the one.

      One! One exploit without a patch, and that other one against Internet Explorer.

      Okay, two exploits without a patch. Unless you count the many against Outlook Express.

      AMONGST THE EXPLOITS WITHOUT A PATCH ARE... Can we start the interview again?

    44. Re:Oh really? by PetiePooo · · Score: 4, Funny

      it was said by the Microsoft Security Chief.

      Oh, c'mon, guys. Can't you see that Mr. Aucsmith is just trolling the world?? Move along.. Nothing to see here. The best way to deal with trolls is to ignore thm. Responding only encourages their actions!

      BTW, I have a slashcode improvement request: I'd like the ability to moderate front page articles as "-1 Troll"

    45. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if the word chief appears in the title he's a marketing guy

    46. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly hsidhu,

      You don't need to call people morons.

      It makes YOU look bad, and it makes your argument weaker.

    47. Re:Oh really? by Shivaji+Maharaj · · Score: 1
      He He.. Need to fix privoxy -

      >> PrivoxyWindowOpen( PERLYGATES ) or die "Trying";

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    48. Re:Oh really? by shotfeel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The arguement is still horribly flawed though.

      Its flawed alright.

      First off, MS is making a statement they can't possibly know to be true. "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known." At best all they can say is never that they know of. Then we find out its a lie anyway because the article later says that "he could only think of one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available".

      Which is it, never or one? Or do they just not know?

      Maybe I'm just paranoid, but its not the script kiddies MS is talking about that I'm worried about. Its the professional crackers who are willing to take the time to find a new exploit because they're after something more specific than bragging rights on some IRC channel. They are the ones MS isn't going to hear about because they don't go around submitting vulnerabilities or bragging about their escapades. They are the ones who are going to do real damage, and they are not the ones who are going to be stopped if MS stops issuing patches.

      MS just doesn't get it.

    49. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You must have been copying a file bigger than 2gig
      they used signed int for the file copy dialog.
      so anything bigger than appox 2 gig gets weird results.

      Like -99% copied.

      But I'm sure that is not exploitable in the least ....

    50. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The Iraqi's information ministers stikes BACK !

    51. Re:Oh really? by ktulu1115 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually I think it'd be more accurate similar to this:

      In the beginning there was UNIX. And it was good. And then Windows came along. And then all hell broke loose... ad infinitum, you get the idea. :)

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    52. Re:Oh really? by fitten · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No... I think what they are trying to say is that *after* a patch is released and a description of the exploit is given, mal-ware writers then run off and use this description to write mal-ware to take advantage of folks who haven't applied the provided patches.

      I don't care either way, just providing interpretation.

    53. Re:Oh really? by Lobo_Louie · · Score: 5, Funny

      This reminds me of a Knowledge Base link I saw on M$'s website about 3-4 years ago. I'm paraphrasing here: Warning, your password must be 324,322,322 characters long and must not match any of your last 324,234,234 passwords. The URL made the rounds in couriels *. * excuse my french!

    54. Re:Oh really? by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 1

      Why would they have delivered what they already produce in quantity?

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    55. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Don't be a jackass. (I know I'm asking a lot, this is Slashdot after all) What the article is saying is that most of the exploits out there are for vulnerabilities for which there are already patches, which is quite probably true. Users are slow about updating their system, and thus the virus writers can be 'lazy' and just look at what the patches are supposed to fix, write an exploit that takes advantage of the vulnerability that the patch corrects, and attack the large number of systems that are sitting around not being patched religiously.

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    56. Re:Oh really? by Erratio · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I may be wrong, but one thing I never hear talked about in the relationship between open source and closed source is the sharing of bugs. I'd think it would be safe to assume that when a bug is discovered in an open-source project (or anywhere else for that matter) it can be assumed that it may be present in other similar applications, just because humans think similarly and a lack of foresight on the part of one programmer could have been made by another. And so a bug fixed in one network service may still be present in others, maybe unnoticed by the maintainer. Obviously there are a lot of variables which could eliminate even the possiblity (and some like shared technologies which could support the possibility), but I'd think that if one were to look at all the past bugs that may be easily examined in other projects, sooner or later an exploit could be found which would work on other servers, maybe with a little tweaking.

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    57. Re:Oh really? by akozakie · · Score: 5, Informative

      I read it quite differently.

      If hackers are left uninformed, a security hole is only found by few industrious hackers. Some are white hats, some are not. Some will inform Microsoft, some will exploit the code, few will propagate the knowledge. The system is not secure, but few attacks happen. The few, however, might be very dangerous, as the attacker knows, what he's doing and is probably after something.

      After a patch is released, thousands of crackers can find out, what was wrong. The knowledge barrier to writing a successful exploit drops, worms are written... Suddenly everyone's computers are under attack.

      He's not saying, that only Microsoftees find exploitable bugs. He's just saying what everyone knows - once a hole is well known, it's a greater danger and soon even script kiddies start using it.

      The article mainly says, that in case of a target as popular, as Windows, once a patch is available, you have to get it _quickly_, because the number of attacks grows very rapidly then.

      Unknown hole = exploitable by some hackers
      Well known and patched = safe
      Well known and unpatched = goodbye, sweet data

    58. Re:Oh really? by bgalehouse · · Score: 1
      ..most exploits are found by security firms of some sort...

      I once knew I guy who claimed to have come across a few "non-public" solaris exploits. Said it was a few years before a patch was released. All that I would say for sure is that of the exploits posted to bugtraq, most are posted by white hats.

    59. Re:Oh really? by stanmann · · Score: 3, Funny

      The grandparent was partly mistaken... and slightly confused

      the universe if it is expanding at anything greater than .5c and many posit that it is... is in fact growing FTL...but not in every direction..but the net effect is FTL since .50..01+.50..01=1.0..02 so objects are reaching seperation velocities of C+ which is not to be confused with C++

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    60. Re:Oh really? by FragHARD · · Score: 0

      Uhhhhm.. Now maybe I am wrong but didn't m$$$$ already quit releasing patches for 98 so it should be the defacto standard for secure computing now! FragHARD

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    61. Re:Oh really? by first.last · · Score: 0

      I think he means the exploits are due to the patches opening more holes than they fix.

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    62. Re:Oh really? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      The implication there is that only Microsoft finds exploits. Forgive me if I'm skeptical.

      Hmm, +5 Insightful? Did everyone suddenly forget about SecurityFocus.com, etc? Microsoft doesn't find much at all in my opinion.

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    63. Re:Oh really? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Actually, since we have not yet found the boundaries of the universe, this planet may very well be in the center of it and we simply don't know yet. Earth is, of course, not at the center of the solar system.

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    64. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AHAHAHAHHAH!!

      best one so far

    65. Re:Oh really? by teromajusa · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you read the article, nobody is claiming that only Microsoft finds exploits. They are saying that the people writing the viruses are not finding the exploits on their own - they are reverse engineering patches to find the exploits. They also don't say they should stop issuing patches, despite what people here seem to be assuming. The guy is issuing a caution about how patching quickly is becoming more important. There really isn't that much to get worked up about here.

    66. Re:Oh really? by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      This is why Gandolf is not welcome. He always arrives carrying bad news.. Kill the messenger...

    67. Re:Oh really? by cynicalmoose · · Score: 1

      They recently announced that automatic background updating would become standard from Win XP SP2 and "Windows Updates" would change to "Microsoft Updates" which would install silently without a reboot

      To be fair, they also announced that all of these newer patches would be reversible.

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    68. Re:Oh really? by webtre · · Score: 0

      is the pope jewish?

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    69. Re:Oh really? by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      Careful, now. Don't get all tangled up in that back-page Mad Magazine fold-in.

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    70. Re:Oh really? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

      #include

      They have very good reasons to say such a thing. What they say can be traslated to english as "Since our source code is not available, no one knows of our nasty bugs until we find out and release a patch, so, a) The people has the fault, because they don't apply the patches inmediatly b) Now bugs won't be our fault, they will be bugs because someone has our source code."
      People _will_ belevie that bullshit, and translate what should be "Windows has lots of ugly bugs, and now that we have *part* of the source we know where they are" Into "Windows is perfect, but foreign terrorists make it insecure because they still the code". This will finally be translated into "Having the source is a bad thing" and finally into "GNU is BAD".

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    71. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have been camel-spotting for just the 7 years."

    72. Re:Oh really? by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      Except, there wasn't UNIX in the beginning, and in the beginning of UNIX, it definitely was NOT the best, or even 'good' for all meanings of the term.

      Hope you get the idea.

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    73. Re:Oh really? by jrockway · · Score: 2, Funny

      > They must have had a delivery of snake oil :)

      I hope someone doesn't post a picture of it on their blog and get fired :)

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    74. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. If you buy into relativity, and take the universe as being defined by all space that can be space-like connected to you, then by definition you are at the center of your universe. I am the center of mine. Fortunately for this conversation there appears to be siginificnat overlap of our universes.

    75. Re:Oh really? by Savatte · · Score: 1

      that must mean Donald Trump is missing some for his hair!

    76. Re:Oh really? by hrld1,kon · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the way I would understand that statment. I guess M$ can save a lot of money on not improving security and putting it into marketing. I certainly hope that MS would not take that path. I have to use it at work, but also use x86 Solaris and linux of various flavors...

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    77. Re:Oh really? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

      They Just lost the count ...
      Why do you think they wanted to buy google? To provide a good service to people? come on!!! They needed the google db and installations to host they bug-tracking system ;-)

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    78. Re:Oh really? by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 5, Informative

      They are saying that the people writing the viruses are not finding the exploits on their own - they are reverse engineering patches to find the exploits.

      They don't even have to reverse engineer the patches, since the bulletins released with the patches usually describe the problem being patched well enough for someone to figure out a way to write an exploit. When you have a description available like the following:
      Multiple integer overflows in Microsoft ASN.1 library (MSASN1.DLL), as used in LSASS.EXE, CRYPT32.DLL, and other Microsoft executables and libraries on Windows NT 4.0, 2000, and XP, allow remote attackers to execute arbitrary code via ASN.1 BER encodings with (1) very large length fields that cause arbitrary heap data to be overwritten, or (2) modified bit strings.

      All you really need to do is find more information about how the exploitable code is normally used, then find the limits of the buffer (in the case of a buffer overflow like this) and go to town with it.

      What it all comes down to is basically that people need to update as soon as possible when patches are released, because the people writing worms and viruses tend to watch the security bulletins looking for new holes to exploit. It's certainly much easier than actively seeking out undocumented holes.

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    79. Re:Oh really? by strobexii · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Windows will become more secure if Microsoft stops issuing patches?

      The really scary part is that this wasn't said by some marketing guy like Gates or Ballmer, it was said by the Microsoft Security Chief.
      Actually that was said by ChaoticChaos. According to the article, Mr. Aucsmith urged companies to keep up with patches because the time they had to react before hackers released exploits was shrinking.

      What is this, a game of telephone? The further into the thread we go, the more wildly inaccurate the posts have become.

      Well, in that case, Bill Gates recently declared "The world is flat. The sky is green. Earth is the center of the universe." That's right. Mod me up, baby!
    80. Re:Oh really? by GSloop · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Beyond this...

      You're likely to know when you're rooted by s script-kiddie. Not by some black hat dude who simply wants to screw you over.

      The most devistating attack is one that subtly changes your data over time and upon finding, you realise that you can't determine when the break-in occured, what was modified, and or stolen, and how it happened.

      In short, you don't know what might be screwed, what to do to repair the screwage and how to prevent it in the future. In short - well...wait for it.. YOU'RE SCREWED!

      Script kiddies are a PITA, but far from my biggest worry.

      For the tinfoil hat crowd out there. Think how wonderful the Gvmt would find an unpatched remote root exploit? Total deny-ability should they get caught. "wasn't us - we'd get a warrant!" Great for fishing expeditions while outside the reservation. (Oh, no, the FBI/NSA/who ever's black list you're on would never do something ILLEGAL! No! Say it isn't so!) Sure, if the Gvmt really wants to get you, it can turn the full force of law on you. But IMHO, it's the extra-juducial action that's likely to really start the ball rolling. Just take a peak around the private lives of a few people - I guarantee you'll find some illegal activies that could be pried loose to unleash the full legal and law enforcement community on you.

      These are my fears - and script kiddies don't play an important part. They are like gnats. Really annoying, but not life threatening. Sweat the big stuff.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    81. Re:Oh really? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Even knowing what files have changed will tip people off where a vulnerability is. I'd guess that many so-called hackers know as much about how the OS works as any one person at Microsoft. After all, you can use a checked build of Windows and Microsoft's own debugger to take a look at OS internals, and checked builds are readily available from any friendly MSDN subscriber.

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    82. Re:Oh really? by Dare+nMc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Is my recent experience prudent here?

      Every version of windows, as shipped, now has security holes that will be exploited imediatly upon going on-line. I tried to go online with a new ms install, and was infected with a virus, before I could download a single patch.

      The correct way, according to ms is to patch the OS is through the windows update site (it's hard to find the individual files for download, only going to windowsupdate.com with a non IExplore browser directs me to the patches for download otherwise.)

      To my knowledge ms doesn't ship a single os that is secure enough to go online to patch it's self. maybe 98sp2, but to my knowledge their is no way to get a patched windows XP box without going online first (any patch CD's shipped from MS????)

    83. Re:Oh really? by caffeinebill · · Score: 1

      Such comments are not only suprising, but follow an historical precident with their talking heads. They clearly expect only the 'Comfy Chair' for their behaviour.

    84. Re:Oh really? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      BTW, I have a slashcode improvement request: I'd like the ability to moderate front page articles as "-1 Troll"

      i have seen lots of comments to this affect and would agree. Let logged in users get 1 points, excellent karma gets 2 points to rate it (or 1 each, either way), everyone registered votes. Yahoo does this with their news with a 1-5 point rating. Then you can set your threshold for stories that are +1 only, or +3, etc.

      Don't need a Funny/Troll/etc rating necessarily, just do similar to Yahoo. 1-5, or -1 to +5 rating system. Then maybe do modifiers, like I would add +3 for SCO stories, for instance. (just me).

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    85. Re:Oh really? by thetoastman · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I can follow Microsoft's reasoning.

      1. Microsoft products are not compromised until a patch or knowledge base article is released.

      2. Therefore, if patches and knowledge base articles are not released, there would be no security exploits.

      3. There would be no security exploits because the black hats would be too incompetent to write security exploits without specialized knowledge available only to Microsoft programmers.

      4. The fact that other systems (hardware and software) have been exploited before the release of patches or information makes those products less secure (worse) that Microsoft products.

      5. This means that Microsoft programmers are better than any black hat programmer.

      6. This means that Microsoft programmers are better than any other firmware or software programmer who has ever had a system breached by a black hat.

      Sadly enough, there are many CIOs that will believe this sort of logic.

      Sadly enough, there are many CIOs that will relinquish control of critical business functions to a company with incompatible business goals.

      For those companies, spiraling IT costs and business fragility are "facts" of their business environments.

      Welcome to the reactive IT environment. Welcome to CMM level 1.

    86. Re:Oh really? by teromajusa · · Score: 1

      Are you saying there's a difference between "was known" and "appears"?

      compare "hardly ever exploited" to "is never vulnerable"

    87. Re:Oh really? by ejort79 · · Score: 3, Funny

      way, to use , use those, commas,

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    88. Re:Oh really? by Gumshoe · · Score: 2, Funny
      "We think it is due to our patented time-traveling module," quips Steve Balmer.


      Well, that explains top-posting.
    89. Re:Oh really? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The most devistating attack is one that subtly changes your data over time and upon finding, you realise that you can't determine when the break-in occured, what was modified, and or stolen, and how it happened.

      This brings up an excellent point I would like to make, which is that operating systems are by default not intelligent about how they handle files, and that is one thing that I feel greatly diminishes the security of the systems in question. Obviously tools are available (and sometimes bundled with/considered part of the OS) to track things like the ones you're mentioning, but in general most people will never have any idea they have been rooted until long, long afterwards, and only by witnessing effects much later. (Something is broken, something doesn't work that should, data is missing, the machine catches fire, et cetera.)

      One thing that bothers me (I'll see if I can remember how this ties in when I get there again) about computers is the way they handle deleted files. For example on Windows when you delete something from Explorer it goes into the trash can, but when a file is deleted from the command line or by an application it is simply deleted. (I don't know how NTFS handles that, on FAT the file was marked as deleted by changing the first byte of the filename to some particular value > 127 and the clusters were reused, causing fragmentation. I assume the clusters in deleted files were reused before the later blocks were used in order to prevent the overall fragmentation which would occur if they used free blocks according to a LRU (least recently used) scheme. Regardless this led to a lot of frustration on the part of DOS users trying to recover deleted files. On Unix systems the files are generally unlinked and their blocks reused, but I only understand simple Unix filesystems, and not journaled ones so I can't go much deeper along these lines.

      One thing I am told about modern filesystems is that they are designed to resist the effects of fragmentation. I'm not sure if that includes trying to create files which will not be fragmented later, and creating files which will not be fragmented now, or if it usually just means that the design and implementation are one or both such that when the system is fragmented, it will not suffer as greatly as a system like FAT, or what.

      So it stands to reason that we could be using the whole disk, and only reclaiming deleted blocks when they are needed. Furthermore we can always (except when specified otherwise) be deleting files by moving them to a recycling system and deleting them based on an intelligent scheme (at minimum, least recently deleted) as more disk space is needed (rapidly enough to leave a comfortable margin.) That no current operating system does this (if any do, please let me know, but I've never seen nor heard of one) is mind-boggling, since it would be relatively simple to implement. Perhaps the current trend in filesystems which support arbitrary metadata (this is coming for ReiserFS, as I understand, is already present to some degree in XFS, and is a key feature of Microsoft's upcoming filesystem, using MSDE/SQL Server to store metadata) will lead to these sorts of technologies ending up as a throw-in.

      The other thing I hope it will lead to (you knew this was coming, right?) is much better logging being done. For example, when journaling information is recorded, access logs can be recorded as well. I would like a Star Trek-esque log which tells when (and by who) a file was created, accessed, and eventually deleted. Metadata which pertains to deleted files can be discarded (or, preferrably to me, moved to offline storage somewhere but you might not want that feature for reasons which should be obvious to the security crowd) as it ages.

      Admittedly you could get this functionality by describing your data as a series of cvs (or other version tracking system) repositories, but every time a file changes you have to do something for that to w

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    90. Re:Oh really? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually in the beginning there was Unix, then we got UNIX, and things actually got a lot better, because Unix had to improve to compete. Windows has been around for a relatively short time, when it's been around as long as Unix has today, it will be time to take another technical look at it.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    91. Re:Oh really? by RPoet · · Score: 1

      Of course, that article was taken from its Wikipedia origin, which is where you can read the latest version of it.

      --
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    92. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's because it was engineered reversed

    93. Re:Oh really? by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

      In other news, Microsoft announce that cause and effect are reversed when it comes to their software.

      This is how they can patent so much prior art.

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      What?
    94. Re:Oh really? by Chiron+Taltos · · Score: 1
      MS just doesn't get it.

      No ... MS just doesn't care.

      --
      CT

    95. Re:Oh really? by abradsn · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Exactly right.

    96. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I fully agree. I recently reinstalled XP for my brother becuase he isn't very savvy and caught a virus. So, I reinstalled XP for him and went online to download a free Antivirus package that I like to use and a free presonal firewall that, while I don't need myself because everything in my house goes through a Linux box running iptables, I like to recomend to my Windows using friends and within the first minutes of the download (over dialup *sigh*) suddenly the performance went to h3ll. Opened the task manager and sure enough DLLHOST.EXE was taking up 87% of the CPU time. I was able to kill it and keep going only to get hit with msblast. I finally managed to grab everything I thought he needed, but that was with the knowledge of how to kill these processes and keep an eye out for them coming back. (by the way a neat trick I used to keep msblast away was simply to copy cmd.exe to msblast.exe and run it. Msblast won't launch a second copy of itself and it only looks for the name in the running process list.)

      Bottom line is: the parent poster is right. You don't have the luxury of "quickly getting the patch before the bad guys do" if you need to go and get over 40 patches out of the box.

    97. Re:Oh really? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, they are now shipping CD's so you can patch your system without going on the Internet.

      --
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    98. Re:Oh really? by andrew_0812 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not yet, it hasn't been patched...

    99. Re:Oh really? by Oyvind+Eik · · Score: 5, Funny

      [cheapo] haha, this screen appeared on my windows that said "time before shutdown: 60 seconds"
      [cheapo] so i turned the windows clock 2 years backwards and now it says "time before shutdown: 729 days" :D:D
      [cheapo] i just love windows :D

      [#227455]

      Windows has a great sense of humor. :-)

    100. Re:Oh really? by qcomp · · Score: 5, Funny
      No... I think what they are trying to say is that *after* a patch is released and a description of the exploit is given, mal-ware writers then run off and use this description to write mal-ware to take advantage of folks who haven't applied the provided patches.

      exactly, so MS shouldn't patch any holes in the first place, then no malware would be written and everyone would live happily ever after

    101. Re:Oh really? by ktulu1115 · · Score: 1

      It was meant as more of a tongue-in-cheek comment... although UNIX was around a lot longer than MS. The 'good'ness is debatable obviously...

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    102. Re:Oh really? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 0

      "The Earth is flat."
      "The Sky is green."
      "Earth is the center of the universe."


      We have the linux users surrounded in their tanks.

      There are no kernels in Baghdad.

      http://www.welovethemicrosoftinformationminister . com

    103. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wouldn't Microsoft's Security Chief be a marketing guy? He obviously doesn't have anything to do with security."

      Everybody at Microsoft is in marketing. They just use other job titles to make interviews with the press sound more authoritative.

    104. Re:Oh really? by maxinull · · Score: 1

      Um... if you actually want to make an impact, you wouldnt wait for a patch to come out for the exploit you are exploiting

    105. Re:Oh really? by RoLi · · Score: 1
      Everybody at Microsoft is in marketing. They just use other job titles to make interviews with the press sound more authoritative.

      So everybody is in marketing, they just use other names for marketing reasons... ;-)

    106. Re:Oh really? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 3, Funny

      > My opinion is subject to change without warning. Maybe use "perl -w"?

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    107. Re:Oh really? by __past__ · · Score: 1

      Be carefull with that. COME FROM is obviously a subset of Aspect-Oriented Programming (change program flow without original code knowing about it), which is patented by Xerox. Using INTERCAL could expose you to nasty lawsuites.

    108. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      .well patterns-thought my reflect t'don theY .language other any to used got never I !language programming first my was ITERCAL ?funny modded this was whY

    109. Re:Oh really? by Keyeser_Soze · · Score: 1

      I think ms and symantec need to start drug testing.... Because those guys were obviously smoking CRACK!

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    110. Re:Oh really? by slide-rule · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > ... and IE said it had -8342563246 seconds to go!

      I love bashing IE much as the next /.'er, but I've actually had Galeon's download dialog tell me that a couple times. (fairly recent version as per MDK9.2). Odd thing to watch the seconds still count down (more negative) until the last two figures hit about ...95 or so and then they reverted back to ...36 on the next second, but without changing the rest of the "time left".

    111. Re:Oh really? by dwave · · Score: 5, Informative

      You mean this article, right? http://support.microsoft.com:80/support/kb/article s/q276/3/04.asp This is my all time favorite: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=161129 ("Kitchen: Known Content Errors"). What were they thinking?

    112. Re:Oh really? by junklight · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, this being the case they are causing a lot of damage by releasing patches and they should stop. If their logic is to be followed there would be no attacks without patches.
      Civil Action anyone for M$ causing damge to our machines?

    113. Re:Oh really? by Nimloth · · Score: 1

      Of course they're the only ones to find exploits, they're the only ones with the source code...

      Wait, strike that...

    114. Re:Oh really? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      brass balls:

      "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

      because

      Newer operating systems were also more secure than older programs such as Windows 95 which, when it was first released, had no security features in it at all.

      "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.


      what color is the sky in your world?

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    115. Re:Oh really? by whittrash · · Score: 1

      From the article: "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said. "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

      Only Microsoft finds the problems and only Microsoft forces you to upgrade to fix the problems.

    116. Re:Oh really? by AArnott · · Score: 1

      Oh for crying out loud. STOP DELIBERATELY MISUNDERSTANDING MICROSOFT TO PROMOTE YOUR OWN AGENDA. The quote did NOT say that patches fix vulnerabilities that aren't there. It DID say that 1) Microsoft isn't ignorant of their flaws, 2) that they fix them, 3) and that if you WHINERS would stay on top of your patches, your Windows need not be broken.

    117. Re:Oh really? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Until, of course, someone trips over the raised rug or sees dust puff out when the rug is stepped on.

      Or smells it. This IS Microsoft software, after all.

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      --
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    118. Re:Oh really? by slakr · · Score: 1

      What he's trying to claim, rightly or wrongly is that we don't need to be worried about vulnerabilities. Not because they don't exist, but because by the time the people exploit them find them, there is already a patch available.

      What he's ignoring is that Microsoft doesn't find the vulnerabilities. They're generally found by consultants at security firms, or other white hats. But it doesn't make me feel particularly secure to know that if eEye (that found the ASN.1 vulnerability) had fired an employee who harboured a grudge in August, that employee would have known the vulnerability and been able to exploit virtually every Windows machine accessible. They're relying on the people who find these vulnerabilities being "kind" enough to supress their details until a patch is available, even as they're taking months on occasion to create the patch.

    119. Re:Oh really? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      The grandparent was partly mistaken... and slightly confused

      Ok, I was mistaken about the speed--but was I right about the "center"?

    120. Re:Oh really? by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

      ROTFLMAO Thanks :) SUMMARY The following article lists the known content errors in Someone's in the Kitchen. These errors are specific to version 1.0 of Someone's in the Kitchen

    121. Re:Oh really? by Clived · · Score: 1

      Well I guess we should take it for where it's coming from -- Microsoft. They seem to be aiming such comments at their target audience - a bunch of idiots. Just like the lot in their Microsoft Office tv commercials. Pretty sad for the world's largest technology company

      My two bits

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    122. Re:Oh really? by yoriknme · · Score: 0

      I hate those password nazis.

    123. Re:Oh really? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      The traditional COME FROM statement isn't good enough for me. I demand the
      facility for *computed* COME FROM statements. I want to be able to use a
      COME FROM statement that calls a function to determine what line to COME FROM.
      Moreover, with threaded intercal, I want to be able to call a multithreaded
      function in order to determine what line(s) to COME FROM.

      --
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    124. Re:Oh really? by roboros · · Score: 1
      Why not turn on the built-in Internet Connection Firewall (ICF) in Windows XP before going on-line to download the updates? It should protect you while you download the updates. (Don't plug in the network cable before you have installed XP and turned on ICF).

      Make sure you don't boot or shut down an unpatched system while connected to the 'net if you are using ICF, it does not work during startup or shutdown. That will apparently be fixed in SP2.

    125. Re:Oh really? by Curtman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, me too. I'm with Stallman. Just use "Enter".

    126. Re:Oh really? by dcam · · Score: 1
      There really isn't that much to get worked up about here.

      There is something to get worked up about. Microsoft is saying that if you patch as soon as they are released, then you are always safe. I agree it is said in the context of encouraging people to patch more, but it is still a really dumb thing to say.

      I personally don't know of a case where a blackhat has exploited a hole before the patch was released, I'm not deep in the security side of the industry, but I would be very surprised if it hans't happened. Logically it is possible. The latest exploit was discovered by eEye (who seem to find almost as many holes as Microsoft), a researcher not directly linked to Micorosft. It could equally have been discovered by someone else.

      This is less of an issue that the /. crowd is making out, but it is an incredibly stupid thing to say.

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      meh
    127. Re:Oh really? by software_tweaker · · Score: 1

      Windows doesn't have ANY problems until after they release the patches to fix the problems that aren't there.

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    128. Re:Oh really? by budgenator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      most exploits come after the hackers have had a chance to compare patched VS unpatched systems to see what the changes are.

      So how hard would it be for them to take a few unrelated DLLs, touch a few to change the dates, add bounds checking in a few places that they missed in some others, recompile a few others with the functions in a different order, in addition to fixing what's realy broken just to throw off people trying to diff the patch?

      My magic beight ball says "Microsoft is testing the waters so see if "expedited by subscription update" is marketable. If enough PHBes say "Yeah that's just what we need, get our patches before the public and those evil hackers!" it'll be to M$'s economic advantage to drag their heels on releasing patches.

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    129. Re:Oh really? by Byzantine · · Score: 1
      The other thing I hope it will lead to (you knew this was coming, right?) is much better logging being done. For example, when journaling information is recorded, access logs can be recorded as well. I would like a Star Trek-esque log which tells when (and by who) a file was created, accessed, and eventually deleted. Metadata which pertains to deleted files can be discarded (or, preferrably to me, moved to offline storage somewhere but you might not want that feature for reasons which should be obvious to the security crowd) as it ages.


      My understanding is that this is already available; it exists, but it's ungodly expensive. Hans Reiser gained his filesystem knowledge working on something like this, if I remember correctly. Damned if I can remember the name of it, though.
    130. Re:Oh really? by cavebear42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nooooooooo one expects the Microsoft inquisition!!!!

    131. Re:Oh really? by John.Thompson · · Score: 1

      ChaoticChaos wrote:

      "If Windows wasn't vulnerable until the patch was released, why was the patch released in the first place???"

      While I agree with the sentiment that obscuring vulnerabilies cannot help security, to be fair I have to point out that the claim wasn't that "Windows wasn't vulnerable until the patch was released" but rather "Windows wasn't exploited until the patch was released."

      There is a significant difference here...

    132. Re:Oh really? by Ytsejam-03 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Microsoft got lucky and they were white hats that found them.
      Are you sure about that? If some black hats found something like the Blaster hole, then they're going to keep it to themselves. I doubt that most of those guys would use it to create a worm that would get Microsoft's attention and therefore get the problem fixed. Blaster goes all the way back to NT4. I doubt that the white hats were the first ones to find it.
    133. Re:Oh really? by sydb · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      And what's wrong with top posting???

      "We think it is due to our patented time-traveling module," quips Steve Balmer.

      Well, that explains top-posting.

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    134. Re:Oh really? by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      Funny how plenty of people say the guy's statement is false, but nobody's actually provided a counter-example of an exploit before a patch.

    135. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      way, to use , use those, commas,

      Nothing better to say other than making a laugh about his use of grammar? Guess he's right.

    136. Re:Oh really? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      But in Microsoft's scheme, the block would have been executed before the test. In perl the runtime just reorders it during parsing.

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    137. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to be skeptical, you can be certain.

      Microsoft has previously given creds in their knowledge base to third party sources.

    138. Re:Oh really? by eztcld · · Score: 1
      Try SUS in house and configuring your vulnerable machines to use a testbed in-house addressing scheme that limits where they can go and what they can do. Sure it's not panacea but it is a way to be a responsible windows admin.
    139. Re:Oh really? by Cromac · · Score: 1
      I tried to go online with a new ms install, and was infected with a virus, before I could download a single patch.

      Personally with a new ms install (which I'll be doing later tonight) I won't put the machine directly online, it will be behind a router/firewall. Unless Windows Update is sending out virus I shouldn't have any problem being infected or exploited (other than by MS) while patching.

      If all you have is dialup and don't have some kind of software firewall to install first I guess you might be FUBAR.

    140. Re:Oh really? by AtomicBomb · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think MS tries to mix up two facts. It may be true to claim that some high profile but not that damaging malicious code (e.g. those wild spread internet worms in the last few years) are created in this reverse engineering way... A good enough but not the most elite cracker probably wants to most publicity. Their aim is to compromise the largest number of machine.

      But, I can imagine some of the best crackers in fact targets specific systems. In this case, they don't even want other people to know their technique....

    141. Re:Oh really? by dulles · · Score: 1

      http://www.dreamworksgames.com/Games/Kitchen/

      Hilarious, but I think M$ was referring (reefer-ing?) to the above game.

    142. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      War is peace. Peace is war. Love is hate. Hate is love.

    143. Re:Oh really? by radon28 · · Score: 2, Funny

      not as good as this one...

    144. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK... let me see if I have this straight: The paraphrase is a sin so egregious that it absolves Aucsmith for any culpability for his actual quote?

      Yeah, right!

      Michael's paraphrase seemed to me to be very kind with the guy's quote. The paraphrase is a sideshow. This "modding the poster" bullshit smacks of the worst kind of right-wing reality distortion.

      I say it's spinach and I say to hell with it!

    145. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant.

      However in jest, that idea is great, PetiePooo.

    146. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Mother-in-law bought a laptop yesterday.

      The store wanted to charge her $25 to "install all the patches so you won't get hit as soon as you go online."

      When she refused, they indicated they wouldn't honor the warranty; as the machine was delivered in an "unsupported configuration."

      Good thing her son-in-law is a network admin with 15 years experience; or she'd have been taken in via their protection racket.

      Too bad they wouldn't put that in writing; it would have been fun to whap them upside the head with their illegal tactics.

      They did back down pretty quickly when confronted with a knowledgable customer; but I gather no-one had called them on it before now.

    147. Re:Oh really? by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      no no no no, he's not saying that at all! there's nothing about descriptions of faults there. i don't believe MS give enough detail on faults to write any kind of exploit in the first place. This is the ultimate in stick your head in the sand and hope it goes away security. they would LOVE it if they could remote patch machines, keep patches all in house have no one cept them know their embaressing secrets. pity it doesn't work in reality.

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    148. Re:Oh really? by pantherace · · Score: 1
      or if you prefer the c version:
      also known as the way agnostics think christians are:

      open (PERLYGATES) || die (trying);

      They don't care about the compiler: some might realize that if the first is true, then the second doesn't need to be run, but others might run both...

      And the athiest's view:
      open(PERLYGATES) && die(trying);

    149. Re:Oh really? by 2short · · Score: 1


      Uh, no. That statement wasn't said by any of the above. It was said by a Slashdot poster. What's scary is that you got an Insightful. At least the original poster got a Funny for his willful misinterpretations of the MS guys comments.

      Since obviously no one is going to RTFA, a better summary of what was actually said is:

      Most exploits occur when people reverse engineer patches and use that knowledge to attack unpatched machines. The implication being that Windows will become more secure when people actually patch their machines. Which is hardly earth shattering news.

      The MS guy does engage in some hyperbole, saying "Never" when "Very rarely" is probably more accurate. So if you do go RTFA (which is pretty short in any case), you can quote that and bash MS to your hearts content without looking like an idiot. But frankly, I'd expect a bit of hyperbole: Regardless of title, while being interviewed by the BBC he's in Marketing.

    150. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up!

      Did you see that?

      It was a joke flying over your head.

    151. Re:Oh really? by k_head · · Score: 1

      This confirms my belief that there are vending machines at MS which dispense tabs of LSD.

      It's obvious to anybody who has delved into the depths of Active Directory, MAPI, SMB, WMI and of course the abomination known as WINS.

      The architects and developers all get together and take acid while listening to pink floyd or genesis and then make up weird technologies and code them while hallucinating.

      Really it's the only explanation that makes sense.

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    152. Re:Oh really? by spood · · Score: 1

      BTW, I have a slashcode improvement request: I'd like the ability to moderate front page articles as "-1 Troll"

      Lately I'm noticing that any article with more than 500 comments attached would probably rate a -1 Troll.

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    153. Re:Oh really? by DoctorCool · · Score: 0

      you post the artical and you get off topic. Ironic

    154. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Better yet, release fix to patch holes, and create new ones at the same time, that'll keep malware authors in a state of permanent confusion.

    155. Re:Oh really? by lump · · Score: 1

      Now would seem to be a good time to put forward a suggestion:
      The word "microsoft" is becoming more and more suitable to replace such old favourites in the language such as "f*ck", and "Sh*t".

      I prefer to spit the word out in an angry, machine-gun fashion.

      (hits thumb with hammmer) "owww - microsoft" (feels better already).

      Or:
      "That used-car salesman must have seen you coming, you really got microsofted there buddy"

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    156. Re:Oh really? by Mixel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe Microsoft should adopt a new strategy and also release fake patches to fictional bugs that dont exist (in large, bandwidth-permitting numbers). This would confuse all the malware authors and solve the information exploitation problem!

    157. Re:Oh really? by Tyreth · · Score: 1

      Unknown hole = key hidden under potplant near front door, maybe a passer by saw, or someone watching
      Well known and patched = key kept in pockets when going out
      Well known and unpatched = key left in front door

      The first is a risk, and is not satisfactory for people who don't want just an illusion of safety. If people are paying attention or putting in the effort to watch when announcements of security holes are made, then they will find out.

    158. Re:Oh really? by mino · · Score: 5, Funny

      Running screamingly offtopic, but when it comes to all-time best KB article headlines, here's yer winner:

      Earth Rotates in Wrong Direction

    159. Re:Oh really? by orius_khan · · Score: 1

      Didn't your mom, teach you not to laugh at, retarded people? It's not nice to make, fun of someone who's suffering, from Shatner Syndrome.

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    160. Re:Oh really? by ejort79 · · Score: 1

      I to tend to agree with him. Just posting on impulse. Tripping on commas distracts me. Oh well :-p

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    161. Re:Oh really? by ejort79 · · Score: 1

      I too, but I guess I should just shut up.

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    162. Re:Oh really? by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      Indeed. UNIX was widely derided as a security joke through most of the 80's. It really wasn't until a few of the 'Commercial Workstation' vendors like HP and Sun got going that it was a serious contender.

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    163. Re:Oh really? by Reziac · · Score: 1
      Okay, so I tried to accomplish "Shoot self in foot" in INTERCAL -- hey, where'd my foot go??

      And what you do mean, it only runs on PutriDOS??!

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    164. Re:Oh really? by Barny · · Score: 0

      We assemble and patch many machines at the store where i work and find no problems with being hacked before the patches are applied, of course we connect behind a firewall and have autoupdate turned off as soon as we install.

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    165. Re:Oh really? by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      ...if by "sense of humor" you mean "poor coding"...

    166. Re:Oh really? by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      They already do this 8)

    167. Re:Oh really? by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      Exactly, so they should simply not release a description of the exploit so the 'mal-ware' writers have nothing to go off of unless they stumble upon the security hole themselves.
      Or perhaps M$ should simply have Windows automatically and transparently update itself without telling you. Wouldn't that be fun?!?!

    168. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've played Counter-Strike since 1.6, you'd know that this is exactly what Valve did with Steam. Valve's lead designer is ex-MS. Coincidence?

    169. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I was speaking to a microsoft developer on this very subject. He explained to me that in 'some' cases after the patch is released, potential virus writers run a decompiler on the patch which gives them some information such as which memory addresses the patch works with. Once knowing where to look they start writing code until they get a hit. When they find the problem the patch was intended to fix they write a virus. He said this is how blaster came to be.

      For the record, I am not a developer so I don't know for sure if this is accurate or not.

    170. Re:Oh really? by rixstep · · Score: 1

      Windows will become more secure if Microsoft stops issuing patches?

      The implications are more far-reaching. The patches themselves are the cause of the vulnerabilities; without the patches, there would be no vulnerabilities. It's the patches that make the code vulnerable in the first place.

      If it weren't for the patches, the code would be 100% secure.

      It's discussing these issues that leads to issues - so to speak. Hammer 'em with the DMCA and we can all go to bed early tonight - on our Redmond campus office futons.

    171. Re:Oh really? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 2, Funny

      Microsoft has confirmed this to be a problem in Explorapedia, World of Nature, version 1.0. We are researching this problem and will post new information here in the Microsoft Knowledge Base as it becomes available.

      How much research does this TAKE ?

      UPDATE: We've discovered something called the law of the excluded middle, but we're still investigating how it might apply to this situation."

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    172. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not dust, those are null bytes..

    173. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth is flat, The Sky is green, Earth is the center of the universe.... and obscurity...

      how long till we get back to the middle age? :P

    174. Re:Oh really? by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      So, let me get this straight, Windows will become more secure if Microsoft stops issuing patches? :-)

      Wow! I better go get out my Windows 3.1.... It's been a while since the I've had any new updates on that.... It must be real safe!

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    175. Re:Oh really? by Jafar00 · · Score: 1

      Windows XP Professional - $299
      Norton Antivirus - $60
      Norton Firewall(1 user only) - $50
      Popup blocker - $40
      Anti Spam Software - $30
      Anti Spyware/Trojan Software - $30
      Online Windows Update - Free
      Total - $509

      Having your new Windows XP box exploited (after 10 minutes online), owned, used as a Spam relay/kitty pr0n ftp server and then crashing after the C: drive is wiped by a script kiddie ...

      Priceless! ;)

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    176. Re:Oh really? by boardumb · · Score: 1

      Did MS get their hands on the iraqi information minister?

    177. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not yet, it hasn't been patched...

      Now that's funny.

    178. Re:Oh really? by hplasm · · Score: 1
      Microsoft 'Security Chief'.

      Anyone else read ths as 'Chocolate Fireguard' ?

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    179. Re:Oh really? by yulek · · Score: 3, Funny

      i'm sorry, but that doesn't hold a handle to this kb headline

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    180. Re:Oh really? by garwain · · Score: 1

      Then why release the documentation? just have a gazillion patches for people to install. Then the malware writers would have to spend more time actually disecting the patches before they could do something.

    181. Re:Oh really? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Sure, any point not demonstrably at the edge can be defined as center.. given the other parameters

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    182. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Gates is really saying "believe us, we're lying", which would make as much sense as what they are saying now.
      It's MeagreSoft. They don't need to make sense or even tell the truth. They know that the MS doofi drones will nod their heads (and loosen any brain cells left) and say "see, it came down from the MS mountain, so it has to be so."

    183. Re:Oh really? by danila · · Score: 1

      I would say it's a logical fallacy. Confusing cause and effect. Both patches and exploits are results of the bugs. Saying that exploits result from patches is like saying that obesity is a result of diets - many people become horribly obese after trying hundreds of diets, pills and what not. Surely there must be a link.

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    184. Re:Oh really? by yoriknme · · Score: 1

      Sorry. Should have mentioned that I was being ironic. I will use xml tags next time.

    185. Re:Oh really? by Curtman · · Score: 1

      So was I.

    186. Re:Oh really? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      In Perl,

      open(PERLYGATES) and die("Trying\n");

      would only die if it managed to open the PERLYGATES. (Which should be "Pearly Gates" in proper literary context.) A good way to plan your existance.

    187. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SATAN will attempt to access many UDP and TCP ports across the network in a very short space of time.

      I always knew the devil was working with windows, i just never expected them to admit it.

    188. Re:Oh really? by armb · · Score: 1

      > Are you saying there's a difference between "was known" and "appears"?

      No. (There might be, if you mean "was known to Microsoft" and "appears publically" but that's got nothing to do with my point.)

      > it seems quite clear that what they're saying is that most exploits come after the hackers have had a chance to compare patched VS unpatched systems to see what the changes are

      Right. Which isn't the same thing as "is never vulnerable until a patch appears". How the fuck does someone get +5 Informative for a post saying they don't understand? I was quite pleased with a +5 Funny, but that kind of cheapens it.

      > the specific (never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known) is probably hyperbole

      Since he says he can think of (only) one instance when a vulnerability was exploited beforehand, "never" is definitely at least slight exaggeration. But even if it was strictly true, it wouldn't be the same thing as "is never vulnerable until a patch appears"

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    189. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How the fuck does someone get +5 Informative for a post saying they don't understand"

      Because it's a post that actually talks about what's in the article, rather than a potshot at an easy target. Do you often reply to things a week after the story and posting?

    190. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Because it's a post that actually talks about what's in the article

      Admittedly that made a change from the posts I was replying to, which was my point. It's not as if it actually added any information though, is it?

      > Do you often reply to things a week after the story and posting?

      Sometimes it's a few days between checking whether there's a reply to a past post. Not often a week, but it can be.
      And you?

    191. Re:Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps not, but it contained clarification and opinion. Actually, I get notified via email when my posts get replied to.... except when I post as AC.

  2. Interesting stock photos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Doesn't the BBC have any better stock photos to place in this article. I mean come on, a picture of an old clock and a close of zoom of the shift and return key (with the caption of "Exploits get written once patches appear").

    Beware the evil shift and return keys! They should be removed from the keyboard as they clearly are used to write exploits.

  3. Piffle by onyxruby · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Choice quotes

    "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.

    "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

    Sounds pretty close to an admission of deliberately leaving old OS's insecure to force upgrades to me. What really gets me though is the insinuation that those who don't hand over more money to the beast of redmond for shiny new software are somehow responsible for security exploits.

    Certainly there are industry people that consider only NT 4 as being the only MS OS at all securable and only then because it has been around long enough to pretty much have it's holes ironed out. Is this just a prelude to their future excuse to force a rental model on the public?
    1. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unlike the first poster who reversed what he said, you really got it right. But I do think he got it backwards as patching is something you do to buggy, and no doubt insecure, software.


      I find it hard to believe that there were no holes in windows just because they had not come out with the first patch. Or all patches are insecure. Hmm. Does not compute.

    2. Re:Piffle by sputnikid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

      That quote goes for Linux as well as MS. How many people do you know that are still running 2.0.34

    3. Re:Piffle by October_30th · · Score: 3, Interesting
      those who don't hand over more money to the beast of redmond for shiny new software are somehow responsible for security exploits.

      So, how much has using Windows Update cost you extra so far?

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    4. Re:Piffle by g0hare · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Old OS's are insecure because a) they weren't really designed for the Internet and b) ease of use. Security is hard. You have to remember passwords. You have to get an admin to install software. Etc. And of course you are still running kernel 1.1 right?

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    5. Re:Piffle by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 4, Funny
      >Sounds pretty close to an admission of deliberately leaving old OS's insecure to force upgrades to me...

      Ridiculous. Why would they want to force upgrades to Windows ME?

    6. Re:Piffle by darkjedi521 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Linux 2.0.40 - release 2/8/04 Linux 2.2.26 - release 2/25/04 Linux 2.4.25 - release 2/18/04 Linux 2.6.3 - release 2/18/04 The older versions of the Linux kernel seem to be alive, well, and still being patched for security flaws. In fact, the most recent kernel release is 2.2.26.

    7. Re:Piffle by Erratio · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah...I hate paying for those damn Linux upgrades.

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    8. Re:Piffle by wafflemonger · · Score: 2

      If Linux 2.2.XX had security holes they would say upgrade. The upgrade is to 2.2.XX+1 or the patch that fixes the problem. I don't have to spend $X00+ to get a more secure system.

    9. Re:Piffle by xeaxes · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If Linux 2.2.XX had security holes they would say upgrade. There aren't new fixes being written.

      But, you are wrong about this. In fact, a new Kernel update to 2.2 was released. Version 2.2.26. It's been a year, but they were still released.

      Here's a quote from the release: "Marc-Christian Petersen announced the release of the 2.2.26 Linux kernel. This release includes several security fixes, including a fix for the latest mremap() bug." See the Linux 2.2.26 Release Notes

      So, really, MS is forcing users to upgrade by not releasing patches to old version.

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    10. Re:Piffle by onyxruby · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree not all old software should be upgraded. Windows 3.1 may rest in hell as far as I'm concerned. But it wasn't that long ago they tried to kill of Windows 98, that's what 25% or so of the home user base? I recognize that the 9.x kernel is inherintly insecure and outdated, but that's no excuse not to patch known exploits when their is a substantial user base out there.

      I am not, by the way, saying that users should nut patch their systems, only that they should not be forced to upgrade working systems under auspices of security just because MS want's more revenue. They can pull that crap on the business market and get away with it, but joe sixpack can always go try that linux thingie he heard about.

    11. Re:Piffle by Xpilot · · Score: 0, Redundant

      If Linux 2.2.XX had security holes they would say upgrade.

      Bzzzt! Wrong answer. Linux 2.2.xx and even 2.0.xx is still being actively maintained for bugfixes :p

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    12. Re:Piffle by MagicM · · Score: 1

      If you want more secure software, upgrade.

      What is a Patch other than a (small) upgrade of the software?

      The only benefit I can see of upgrading v.s patching, is that MS doesn't need to disclose what got 'patched' in the upgrade.

    13. Re:Piffle by jone1941 · · Score: 5, Informative
      That quote goes for Linux as well as MS. How many people do you know that are still running 2.0.34
      Probably not many who have security concerns, since 2.0.40 is now the current release. I'm not sure what you are insinuating, but there are still maintainers for these releases because people still want to use them and still want any bugs/security issues to be fixed.

      This in my opinion is one of the greatest benefits of the open source community. You see with both Windows and OS X, if you want all the security patches you need to pay for the latest version of the software. The linux community (note I didn't say RedHat but community) will continue to support prior software so long as there are enough users out there. Just look to the linux kernel or apache for examples. Just my $0.02.
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    14. Re:Piffle by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1
      You can't patch NT 4 after a point because MS will end-o-life it Dec 2004. After that, you won't be able to get any new patches for it. Thanks to the closed source conundrum, you can't fix it yourself' your choices are
      • live with the creaky, insecure system,
      • upgrade to Windows 200x, or
      • switch to *nix.
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    15. Re:Piffle by yakovlev · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, linux 2.2.XX and even 2.0.XX are still supported and still receive security fixes.

      This isn't to say that it's reasonable to expect a commercial company to support software indefinitely, but one of the benefits of open source is that you CAN find/hire someone to support your old software and backport bugfixes as appropriate.

      One of the nice things about MS is that they DO backport bugfixes to old software. Patches are almost always provided for free for all supported versions of Windows. Windows is supported for an established number of years (5, I believe) and at that point the user is reasonably expected to upgrade.

      The Linux kernel has a better reputation than MS, but there are plenty of companies that have worse reputations. Even Redhat only supports its products for about 3 years before expecting an upgrade.

    16. Re:Piffle by whmac33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I'm not mistaken NT4 has an RPC buffer flaw that cannot be patched and will not be patched. Not the only secure MS OS.

    17. Re:Piffle by ispeters · · Score: 1

      I agree with your sentiment (saying 'Upgrade' is pretty normal) but your example is flawed. Marc-Christian Petersen just release version 2.2.26 of the Linux kernel. To quote his news post

      I am very proud to announce this because it fixes several of security bugs including the last mremap() bug, the longer known hashing exploit possibility in the network stack and /dev/rtc leakage.

      Ian

    18. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird, since they won't release more patches for the old systems, you would assume the older systems are more secure. :(

    19. Re:Piffle by Bombcar · · Score: 5, Funny
      How many people do you know that are still running 2.0.34?


      Those people are Amateurs.

      The latest kernel is 2.0.40, as everyone should know.

      [/sillyness]
    20. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Uh, lessee... Blaster?

      It affected XP, NT 4 and win 2k3. Win 98 and 95 were immune.

    21. Re:Piffle by rholliday · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems ..."

      Am I the only one who remembers a few exploits that 95/8 were immune to because of innovations in new OSs? I mean, just a little thing like MS.Blaster. Probably didn't make the news ...

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    22. Re:Piffle by ronaldb64 · · Score: 3, Informative
      The article states that Microsoft urges you to upgrade. The last time I checked UPGRADE to a new version of Windows did cost you some money.

      If you don't want to read the article all the way through, here are the last two paragraphs:

      "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.

      "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

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    23. Re:Piffle by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Umm... What about the rash of .NET exploits? or is what they are saying .NET actually isn't anything new at all.. and just new SPIN on a old technology (I know its not.. but couldn't resist the remark :) )

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    24. Re:Piffle by Erratio · · Score: 4, Informative

      Up until a couple months ago at least, 2.2 ws the still the official kernel version for Debian (which obviously takes security seriously).

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    25. Re:Piffle by Kombat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why do you speak as though this "conundrum" were unique to Microsoft, or even closed-source software in general? If I buy a '57 Chevy Bel-Air convertible, and the top has a tear in it, should GM be obligated to provide me with a replacement part, if I'm willing to pay for it? Does the fact that they won't indicate that GM is a bad company for not supporting its "legacy" products?

      Just how long should a company be obligated to support its older products? And why are you coming down so hard on Microsoft while ignoring the fact that this is simply standard practice, in every industry?

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    26. Re:Piffle by moojuece · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      check your math 2.4.25 is the current version

    27. Re:Piffle by October_30th · · Score: 1
      Legacy system means an unsupported system.

      Microsoft supports W98/ME,W2K, XP and above.

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    28. Re:Piffle by Pieroxy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I realize that you are trying to make a joke, but seriously, how painful is a Linux upgrade compared to a WindowsUpdate(R)(C)TM? Cause that's about the price you pay almost daily to get up-to-date.

    29. Re:Piffle by elmegil · · Score: 0, Insightful

      So does Linus go back and apply security patches to the 2.0 or 2.2 Kernel any more? Does RedHat fix security vulnerabilities in ancient versions (say RH 5.0 or 6.0)? Give me a break. Every vendor defines what support levels they provide for what versions of the OS, and as the OS gets older and older it gets less attention than the newer versions. This is just freaking common sense. You want prompt patches? Use what is most likely to get the prompt patches!

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    30. Re:Piffle by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Quite a few people use various flavors of the 2.0 kernel for various reasons. The 2.2 installed base is huge, and not going anyplace fast. Larger minor version number (or even major version number) does not even vaguely imply greater security. You are buying the myth.

      In fact, quite the opposite is often the case if older versions remain maintained, because they are more thoroughly debugged and locked down. And they are maintained because there is no profit motive to not do so.

      KFG

    31. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am not, by the way, saying that users should nut patch their systems...

      That's gotta hurt.

    32. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to be nitpicky, it's 2.6.3. 2.0.40 is the latest release of the 2.0 tree, and was done on Feb 8 2004.

    33. Re:Piffle by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      2.0.36 on a 486 DLC w/ 8MB RAM. No coprocessor so it virtually disables me from using the 2.2 or greater kernel on that particular machine.

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    34. Re:Piffle by ComradeX13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You could fabricate a new top/machine parts/etc for a car. Not so for a closed source software product (or at least, it would be much harder.)

    35. Re:Piffle by swimmar132 · · Score: 1

      Not for the 2.0 series, moron.

    36. Re:Piffle by ronaldb64 · · Score: 1

      Missing the point. You're arguing that Windows Update is free. The article mentions that you should upgrade. Not the same thing. That was what I was pointing out.

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    37. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      huh huh huh... you said "nut patch".

    38. Re:Piffle by Heutchy · · Score: 1

      Is your time not worth anything?

    39. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +2 Insighful +1 Informative +2 Interesting

    40. Re:Piffle by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 2, Informative

      apt-get or yum is your friend

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    41. Re:Piffle by buysse · · Score: 5, Informative

      Linus doesn't, weaselnuts, but the 2.0.x kernel is alive and well, maintained by David Weinehall, the 2.2.x kernel is alive and well, being maintained by Marc-Christian Petersen, and the 2.4.x kernels are being maintained by Marcelo Tosatti. The only kernels that Linus maintains are the development kernels. He hasn't handed off 2.6.x yet, AFAIK, since it's not fully cooked and 2.7 hasn't forked. As soon as 2.7 branches, expect to see someone else issuing the 2.6 kernels. I'm not going to touch the Redhat commentary, but I know there are people still maintaining their own copies by patching and creating new packages. In the open source realm, you don't need a vendor to do it for you. In Win 9x, you do. 'Nuff said.

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    42. Re:Piffle by Erratio · · Score: 1

      Remembering passwords and having the admin install things are inconvenienves which exist on a lot of multi-user systems, but they're not necessities for security on personal computers, and the security they are symptomatic of is normally easily bypassed if actual access to the console is obtained (with a quick reboot). Even on multiuser systems these things can be automated and remain relatively secure. More importantly this discussion revolves more around network security, which can be more transparently strict, and which isn't affected nearly as much by the OS as the network software running. I've never had a network security issue with Windows 98 because I don't use insecure Internet software. I also feel more secure in 98 which isn't designed for networking and therefore just doesn't do things (but can be implemented with 3rd party software), than I do in an NT which is designed for networking and has insecure services.

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    43. Re:Piffle by October_30th · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The article mentions that you should upgrade

      Yeah, so a product has a definite lifetime.

      So? You don't have to upgrade an antiquated software but if you keep using Win95 today it's up to you to accept the risks.

      I don't see what's wrong with this.

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    44. Re:Piffle by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      Is your time not worth anything?

      At home? No. At work, sure it is, that's why we automate everything we can. My Red Hat boxes had a new OpenSSH patch applied for it (via RHN) before I even noticed the vulnerability announcement last fall. As for at home, my time isn't worth anything. I'd either be sitting on the couch watching TV or playing computer games or browsing the web anyway. I have plenty of free time to do an occasional update.

    45. Re:Piffle by buysse · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, if DCOM was installed (like in some developer or vertical app situations), 9x/ME were (and are) vulnerable to the attack used by Blaster. Fortunately for those otherwise unfortunate souls running such systems, there weren't enough targets around to make it worth the effort to create offsets and shellcode for 9x.

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    46. Re:Piffle by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 0, Troll
      Jesus Christ on a Crutch, how fucking retarded can you get?

      FWIW, there are still plenty of people using a 2.0 series kernel...

      And second, updating Linux (or ANY nix) isn't anything close to the equiv of upgrading an MS OS.

      Burn karma burn...

      *whisperings about how stupid and ignorant moderators here have become...*

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    47. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "
      They can pull that crap on the business market and get away with it, but joe sixpack can always go try that linux thingie he heard about.
      "

      no, joe sixpack can always say "I won't get a virus." and just go on running win98. Joe sixpack doesn't switch to linux. Joe sixpack accepts the problem as unfixable voodoo and just lives with it.

    48. Re:Piffle by thedillybar · · Score: 1
      Yes, but GM's convertible isn't "closed source." You could reasonably fix the tear yourself or take it to someone who is able to fix it.

      Certainly not the case with a closed-source OS like Windows...

    49. Re:Piffle by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It depends if you run updates through regression testing on a series of "standard" machines in the office and all goes well until you actually try to patch the systems. Then, some obscure third party app that you completely forgot even existed clashes with the freshly updated machine and fucks the whole thing but good because of some bizarre bug that prevents the machine from even getting to first stage boot. On 350 desktops. In the middle of the night. On the weekend.

      As compared to the boxes that kernel-upgraded flawlessly even though we didn't list out half the stuff being used on said boxes.

      Windows update for home use? (Usually) painless. Windows update for wide deployments. Potentially, the most painful fucking nightmare you will ever experience unless you have a completely homogenous environment.

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    50. Re:Piffle by fwitness · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So Microsoft has two available plans for dealing with those old and outmoded '98 boxes.

      Plan A:
      1. Issue security patch for 98 (COSTS MS $)
      2. Fix issues caused by hackers examining patches and determining new exploits. (COST MS TIME AND $)
      3. Goto 1

      Or, there is another way...

      Plan B:
      1. Issue bulletins telling those 25% of the home user base that their systems are insecure.
      2. Sell new copies of an OS to those 25% peoples.
      3. PROFIT!!!!
      4. Issue new bulletins telling those that upgraded that their *new* replacement OS is insecure.
      5. Goto 2

      Yep, Plan B has a few more steps, but in the end I think even the silliest would choose that route, provided they could get away with it.

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    51. Re:Piffle by tbannist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The difference is GM won't sue you for measuring the size of the top and making your own replacement. Hell if you found out a lot of people had similar problems you could even go into business making replacement tops for others without any type of lawsuit even appearing on the horizon.

      It's not about how long a company is obligated to support it's products, it's about having a company that refuses to fix their products and has the legal right to sue you if you try to do it yourself.

      That's the real problem.

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    52. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...I hate paying for those damn Linux upgrades.

      Bill Gates spoke at Carnegie Mellon yesterday and during the Q&A session a student held up a CD and asked if he could present Bill with the "gift of Linux."

      Bill chuckled and replied "Is it worth anything?"

    53. Re:Piffle by jridley · · Score: 1

      And yet, all those systems were the state of the art "secure" systems in MS's latest BS at one time.

      In 5 years, they'll be saying "Well, everyone knows that Windows XP is insecure. Why are you still running that old thing? Of course you need to upgrade to be secure."

    54. Re:Piffle by edgezone · · Score: 5, Informative

      I realize that you are trying to make a joke, but seriously, how painful is a Linux upgrade compared to a WindowsUpdate(R)(C)TM? Cause that's about the price you pay almost daily to get up-to-date.

      Let's see...with debian stable (possibly testing, but I don't recommend with unstable)
      crontab -e

      * 1 * * * /usr/bin/apt-get update
      * 2 * * * /usr/bin/apt-get upgrade
      Done.


      Or, if you want a daily email of any packages requiring an update....

      #!/bin/bash
      # ~/bin/getAptList.sh

      apt-get -us upgrade | grep ^Conf > ~/.dist-upgrade-list
      mail -s AptList mymail@myaddress < ~/.dist-upgrade-list
      Change your second crontab to run the shell script, and done. (yes, I don't use variables in 2 line scripts)


      Oh, to upgrade to the next release...

      apt-get update && apt-get dist-upgrade


      for kernels, there's make oldconfig, but I realize there can be complications and a little more technical stuff, but upgrading a debian system for me is very straight forward. Set it and forget it. (I used to do automatic updates with WindowsUpdate, but there is still a patch out there that makes my Athlon laptop freeze up randomly).

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    55. Re:Piffle by jbrelie · · Score: 0

      Actually, I find updating our linux servers over a zillion times easier than Microsoft updates. With a linux update I am confident that it is going to work and do what it says. I don't have that faith in microsoft products. I have been screwed WAY to many times with microsoft "fixes" (read breaks). The funny thing is that I use linux 98% of the time, and I've still been screwed by windows more times than with linux.

    56. Re:Piffle by Erratio · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think pretty much every distro has an automatic updater which is no more painful than Windows Update. Also...almost daily?? I'm guessing you're talking about more than just the kernel unless you're obsessed with getting the latest revision. Among all the software on my computer there are only a couple updates a week aside from snapshots and probably some devel releases. And as for updates that are important for security and system integrity, it's probably about one update a month on average and the other updates could just be done in one large batch.

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    57. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, but on a '57 Chevy Bel Air convertible, I can most likely take the top off myself and either a) buy an aftermarket equivalent, b) put a piece of patch fabric over the hole, or c) fabricate my own top and then install it. To be analogous to the Microsoft situation, the existing top would have to be nonremovable without killing the engine, and coated with some substance so only GM-made patch material would have a chance of sticking.

      ie... on a car, even when the manufacturer's warranty runs out, it's still possible to either fix it yourself or find somebody who knows how. not exactly possible with Windows.

    58. Re:Piffle by October_30th · · Score: 0, Troll
      2.0.x kernel is alive and well, maintained by David Weinehall, the 2.2.x kernel is alive

      Quite frankly: what a colossal waste of resources.

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    59. Re:Piffle by AxelBoldt · · Score: 1

      But 2.6 includes coprocessor emulation. Would be interesting to check if 2.6 runs faster or slower on your hardware.

    60. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... After migrating to Linux I know for certain which one I'd rather have to go through.

      Kernel update on my desktop box (MDK 9.2):
      1. Open up a terminal.
      2. 'urpmi kernel'.
      3. Reboot.

      Patching Windows:
      1. Launch IE.
      2. Go to www.windowsupdate.com
      3. Scan for patches
      4. Read the EULAs and decide to hand over your first-born to Bill.
      5. Install the patches.
      6. Reboot.
      7. Find masses of things have been broken by the patches.
      8. Find WMP has been installed AGAIN.
      9. Reboot.
      10. Start in 'safe mode'.
      11. Wipe WMP (AGAIN!)
      12. Reboot.
      13. Wait a few days until the next massive flaw is found by someone other than MS.
      14. Get screwed by a script kiddie.
      15. Do it all over again.

    61. Re:Piffle by AxelBoldt · · Score: 1

      Indeed the 2.0 and 2.2 kernels are being maintained, and security patches are being applied regularly. Not by Linus though. I don't know nor care what RedHat does.

    62. Re:Piffle by Tinidril · · Score: 1

      Um, Yes. New patches are still being released for 2.0 and 2.2. Of course by this time it is rare that new vulerabilities are found. Can Microsoft say the same for 95?

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    63. Re:Piffle by ivrcti · · Score: 1

      If Chevy *built* my '57 with a hole in the roof, they ought to have the honesty to fix it. If it were a safety item (the equivalence of a security hole) there would be a mandatory recall! Just because the flaw is not phyiscally visible to the casual observer does NOT reduce corporate responsibility!

    64. Re:Piffle by Spoing · · Score: 2, Insightful
      1. The older versions of the Linux kernel seem to be alive, well, and still being patched for security flaws. In fact, the most recent kernel release is 2.2.26.

      The reason for this is simple: Motivation.

      Microsoft isn't motivated to patch software they are not making money on. They are motivated *not* to make changes since that can push users to upgrade. Since the code is closed, they are the only group that can act on this motivation effectively.

      Linux 2.0.x and 2.2.x are maintained by people and corporations who use those kernels and are motivated to keep them secure. Since the code is open, anyone with this motivation can make corrections even if the changes are not widely distributed or placed in the main branch.

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    65. Re:Piffle by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You would think so.

      Jay Leno owns a fleet of a hundred or so rare classic cars. In a column a few years ago he talked about how some part for one of his Packards broke, so he went to find a machinist.

      Guess what? There aren't any. The one guy that he eventually found to fabricate the part was like 75 and could only do the job because he bought out some surplus tooling from a Packard factory years ago.

      We live in a disposable society.

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    66. Re:Piffle by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Apple is still releasing security fixes for 10.2 when they arise, but I see your point. They have EOL'ed 10.1 and earlier.

    67. Re:Piffle by Erratio · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not worth as much as Windows which usually costs about a couple hundred dollars...every couple years. Add on Office and all the other software you want. And then you can relax knowing that you avoided that crappy free software and instead have spent your hard earned money for programs that are written by the best people that take the to time to make sure it's the best possible software in the world and worth every penny. And just to show you how hard they're working, release patches all the time to make it even better than before. The same patches which they claim are the doorways to allow anyone on the Internet to trash your computer. But of course it's not their fault their programs have gaping security holes, or that they are apparently claiming they're helping people manipulate those holes. It's your fault because you haven't given them enough money to fix these problems that you paid for and need to pay for an upgrade which will solve these problems and have exciting new ones.

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    68. Re:Piffle by negacao · · Score: 0

      lesse,

      # apt-get update
      # apt-get upgrade ... done ...

      What's that you're saying?

    69. Re:Piffle by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      Almost all attacks are against Win 95? Something doesn't ring quite right there...

    70. Re:Piffle by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      IIRC, It was patched about a week after they said it couldn't be patched.

    71. Re:Piffle by Erratio · · Score: 1

      Not only is that offtopic in the discussion, but he has nothing to do with my sig.

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    72. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What retard is still running 2.0? That POS only supports like 3 sound cards, and that's only in 12-bit mode.

    73. Re:Piffle by Spacepup · · Score: 1

      Yes but how often are you charged another $100 to upgrade each desktop/workstation with the latest greatest Linux kernel?

    74. Re:Piffle by the_mad_poster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Each time Microsoft comes out with a new OS or product upgrade, it usually IS the most secure and state-of-the-art example of WINDOWS.

      Microsoft is twenty years behind the development curve on stability and security because they spent the early years building up something that's usable. Linux is playing catch up on the usability side and Microsoft is playing catch up on the security and stability side. Each is making good ground, but IMHO, Linux is going to be the winner in the race because Microsoft has to figure out how to keep things usable AND make them secure. Linux just has to add a usability layer on top of things and make sure the new layer is secure while trusting the guts of the machine.

      Heh.. then there's BSD out there actually pretending to be UNIX and not giving a crap about either of those two nutjobs.

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    75. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like my grandma's gonna be able to do all that. Face it zit-boy - the world isn't made up of pear-shaped nerds like you.

    76. Re:Piffle by Egekrusher2K · · Score: 1

      Nothing. But Microsoft has stopped releasing patches through the Windows Update system for: Windows 95 and Windows 98, which together make up about 30-35% of all machines out there. If any new security vulnerabilities pop up on these OS's, you're essentially screwed.

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    77. Re:Piffle by sparkie · · Score: 1

      'Or at least, it would be much harder', and under what logic do you think fabricating a top for a car is less hard than fixing a bug in an operating system.

      It's subjective, what you find as being easy, maybe you're gifted in fabricating tops for old cars, and maybe others are not. So for one person fixing a closed source operating system would be just as easy as it is for you to fabricate a top to your car.

      The original post is accurate, how long should manufacturers be obligated to maintain anything?

      This is in fact capitalism at it's finest.

    78. Re:Piffle by Mordac+the+Preventer · · Score: 4, Funny
      "If you want more secure software, upgrade."
      That quote goes for Linux as well as MS. How many people do you know that are still running 2.0.34
      Yeah, but you try finding a rootkit for my trusty server running kernel 0.99
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    79. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many people do you know that are still running 2.0.34?

      Many many many embedded platforms. It just works. You don't need "features" in an embedded platform, and if you want faster, you replace the whole device.

    80. Re:Piffle by ComradeX13 · · Score: 1

      The point is that USUALLY, if a you need a part for a car and can't get one from the maker, you can have it machined, whereas if you can't get updates for a closed source product USUALLY you're screwed and have to upgrade entirely or switch to a new product.

      I'd like to see a link for the Jay Leno thing anyway, that sounds odd.

    81. Re:Piffle by Egekrusher2K · · Score: 1

      HELLO!!! This is not even REMOTELY the same. For one, a 1957 Chevy Bel-Air was made almost 50 years ago. Windows 98 was released in 1997- almost 7 years ago. That's a bit of a stretch, and you know it. Are you purposely trying to create flaimbait? If not, then please, go away- you know virtually nothing about the world of computers.

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    82. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You see with both Windows and OS X, if you want all the security patches you need to pay for the latest version of the software."

      Fool! You poor, pathetic misguided creature... Don't you realize that OS X is the revolution we've been waiting for. It's the ultimate "X Windows".

      You don't need to pay for the latest version you silly person. You just simply download, configure, compile, and install. It even works for the "10.0" Unix underbelly if needed.

      BSD baby! Oh yeah!

    83. Re:Piffle by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Well, there are lots of companies that started running their systems on 2.2 and have no reason at all to upgrade. It works for them. What would be a colossal waste of time is forcing tens of thousands of computers to be upgraded and tested with the latest Linux version for no good reason.

    84. Re:Piffle by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      Actually, 2.6.3 is the current stable kernel. Wise-ass.

    85. Re:Piffle by rokzy · · Score: 3, Informative

      windows update is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING APPALLING.

      oh look, several patches available... wtf, not only do I have to close down all my apps and restart my computer, but I have to restart for each patch individually!?

      SUSE YOU is infinitely better. I let it run all the time because it doesn't bug me with crap notices (just changes colour), so I get patches straight away, and no restarts. although I'm not running a server or anything it's still very important to me for my work.

      thank god windows is too useless for my work anyway so the crapness of windows update isn't an issue.

      I sometimes use MS Office via Crossover though. even that's better on linux - can automatically download updates and "simulates windows restarting" instead of the real thing.

    86. Re:Piffle by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except it would take something like six hours to compile on what he has. I guess this is where cross-compiling would be helpful ;)

    87. Re:Piffle by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      Ummm... assuming we're talking about the kernel here, it's not that hard to "upgrade" Linux when an exploit is found. Personally, I just go the source code route and compile the latest version and install. All of a few minutes at most on a system with decent RAM and CPU. If the exploit is in an app or server software, I still follow the same route. I just isn't that hard guys:

      1. tar zxvf newkernel.tar.gz
      2. make menuconfig
      3. make bzImage && make modules && moake modules_install && cd arch/i386/boot && cp bzImage /boot/newkernel
      4. Edit grub.conf and reboot

      Anyone who finds that to be "hard" should take their hands off the keyboard now and walk away.

    88. Re:Piffle by ComradeX13 · · Score: 1

      ...No. I'm not particularly gifted mechanically, but I can think of several machine shops where I could get parts fabricated off the top of my head. In contrast, to fix a security flaw in say, NT4, you'd have to do some pretty serious hacking - and selling such a patch would probably be illegal, though I'm not certain.

      I'm not saying Microsoft should be obligated to fix bugs in it's old operating systems, but there's a large difference between an engine, where you can pop the hood and swap a new alternator, headgasket, whatever, in, and closed-source software, where you're totally dependent on the developer.

      Imagine if every time you had a problem with your 300ZX you were forced to go to a Nissan dealer, and when they get low on spare parts they made you buy a new 350Z-- and being an independent mechanic was illegal...

    89. Re:Piffle by mhifoe · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I find it hard to believe that there is no-one capable of machining a car part.
      The machinist we use at work to make our metalwork will make you anything that can be machined. It might be expensive, but it's eminently possible.

    90. Re:Piffle by inetpub · · Score: 1

      Your analogy is somewhat flawed. With a car, or other manufactured object, we expect that external factors such as weather, accidents, and use will eventually cause damage to the original product (ie. a rip in the the top). The difference is that software does not age. The same lines of code are there exactly as they were the day you bought the program. A more suitable analogy would be if the convertible had a factory defect that caused the top to tear at the seams causing it to leak, or maybe a serious transmission problem. What I'm saying is that if a company sells you a defective product, no matter what the industry, you should expect that the company will compensate you by either fixing the product free of charge, or replacing it. Additionally, we aren't speaking about software that's 47 years old.. we're talking about operating systems 5 years or less in age that are still being used by large numbers of people.

    91. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its this hard:

      [bash/$] apt-get dist-upgrade

    92. Re:Piffle by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about the time I spent testing new patches? That is about the same, Linux or M$. Or how about the time it takes to replicate systems becuase I work in an environment where downtime is not acceptable and every fscking patch that comes out of Redmond requires a reboot? With Linux, unless I change a kernel, I don't have to reboot and unless I am patching/replacing the main service on that machine, my downtime is 0. Now, rebooting on a home PC is no big deal, 2 minutes start to finish. Rebooting a multiprocessor server with several SCSI cards and error checking memory can take as long as 15 minutes. Anyone who claims to have uptimes on a M$ box of longer than about 2 weeks is running an insecure box.

    93. Re:Piffle by skiflyer · · Score: 1

      But then on my notebook I have to recompile my display drivers every fourth of fifth update, and I still haven't figured out why or when... heck, if I weren't a reasonably experienced user I probably never would've gotten the drivers going in the first place.

      I'm learning it because I really dig linux, and want to know more about it, but I can't imagine what my dad would've said if I setup his computer like that, and then one day after turning it on he could only access the command line.

      Don't get me wrong, I love apt, I can't wait until I get my new machine and really get to the tinkering with debian (I'm hoping for a 2.6 kernel and getting ACPI to work and the whole bit), but it isn't quite that simple for me... so...much...learning... windows, it's just babysitting, it's frustrating as hell, slow as dirt when I need to use a modem, makes changes I don't want it to, etc. etc., but on the other hand, to date it's always come back up and worked for me. Personally, I prefer the apt trade off, but if I were a non-techy, I'm not so sure.

    94. Re:Piffle by Kombat · · Score: 1

      a 1957 Chevy Bel-Air was made almost 50 years ago. Windows 98 was released in 1997- almost 7 years ago. That's a bit of a stretch, and you know it.

      *Sigh* That's precisely my point, moron. Did you even read my post? I repeat: "How long should manufacturers be obliged to support their products?" So far, all you've said is that it's less than 50 but more than 7.

      So what's the magic number, genius?

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    95. Re:Piffle by thelasttemptation · · Score: 1

      I agree, 2.0.x is the better kernel. Security wise that is. Now the hundreds of companys still using 2.0.x or earlier are all wrong because it works for them and they should break everything and maybe open the systems up for problems because you think they are wasting their time eh?

      Well, It's their time to waste and I think it's quite bastardious of you to tell them that they are wasting their time.

      I say good job to them because they understand why they do it and they want to so sit on it. Heyyyyyy!

    96. Re:Piffle by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Quite frankly: what a colossal waste of resources.

      Every once in a while you hear stories about a company running a dedicated-purpose machine with a fixed set of software for decades because it does the job it's supposed to.

      For these people, the real waste of resources would be requalifying their system after an upgrade.

      When a vendor provides support for crusty old architectures like VAX or HP minicomputers for years and years, people say that that's great "enterprise-level" support. When a couple of guys maintain security patches of older Linux kernels, you say it's a "waste".

    97. Re:Piffle by H0ek · · Score: 1

      Ahh, you must be using Gentoo. I feel for you. Really, I do.

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    98. Re:Piffle by crumley · · Score: 4, Informative
      Instead of :
      * 1 * * * /usr/bin/apt-get update
      * 2 * * * /usr/bin/apt-get upgrade
      use:
      * 1 * * * /usr/bin/apt-get update && /usr/bin/apt-get upgrade
      It saves you a line and it also deals better with failures to update.
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    99. Re:Piffle by Mawbid · · Score: 1

      Computer/car analogies are often misleading. What you're saying sounds convincing, but ignores the fact that when software has to be patched for security, it's not because the software broke, but because the software was broken from the start. If you buy a defective product, the standard in other industries is that you're entitled to a remedy -- or at least you're entitled to be upset.

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    100. Re:Piffle by sparkie · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is, we need 3rd party hacker shops to open up for business to fix bugs.

      And I am telling you, there is no difference between the two, an operating system, or a car, they are both products, and alas, there are mechanics for both.

    101. Re:Piffle by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      > So does Linus go back and apply security patches to the 2.0 or 2.2 Kernel any more?

      No, but the Linux community does. 2.0 got a patch 18 days ago.

      > Does RedHat fix security vulnerabilities in ancient versions (say RH 5.0 or 6.0)?

      No, but if you have RH 5.0, *you* can certainly fix security vulnerabilities. Even when you don't have new RPMs (and often you do), you can still update by hand.

      > Give me a break. Every vendor defines what support levels they provide for what versions of the OS,

      Yes, but only in closed source are you stuck with what the vendor will suppport. In Linux, you will still get patches as long as there is an effective user community, which is a very long time indeed.

      > and as the OS gets older and older it gets less attention than the newer versions. This is just
      > freaking common sense. You want prompt patches? Use what is most likely to get the prompt patches!

      Which is open source; you'll get prompt patches for years longer than you'll see them for proprietary software.

      Chris Mattern

    102. Re:Piffle by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      Er, no. There was just a patch a couple of weeks ago for OS X Jaguar, and Panther came out months ago. While 10.0 isn't likely to be supported, the most likely reason right now for a fix not being applied to an older OS X is that that version didn't have the problem.

      While it is unlikely that Apple will do much with user level software because of it's interconnectedness*, the base OS is BSD. It is probably rather trivial to keep all OS X code bases around so that if any low-level problem is found it will be applied to all of them as appropriate, especially since most of these fixes will be developed elsewhere as well anyway so the least that will be necessary is to make sure the change doesn't break something higher up.

      * What comes to mind here are things like the latest Safari not running on earlier versions because of it's dependancies on changes in the GUI layer. If anyone wants to throw this back in my face, please answer this: the discussion here appears to concern the base 2.0.40 of Linux. Does this include the current gnome/kde/x11/whatever versions? Are they all maintained as well?

      Consider also that the "linux community", as the parent puts it, is millions of people full. Apple's, and for that matter Microsoft's, OS divisions are not. The people who support the prior linux software have good odds of being the same people using it.

      This rant kind of rambled, but I wanted to respond to allegations against Apple base on Microsoft's behavior. While I won't argue that they aren't mainly concerned with current and upcoming OS Xs, they have been releasing security fixes for the base OS for past versions.

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    103. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Sounds pretty close to an admission of
      >deliberately leaving old OS's insecure
      >to force upgrades to me.

      Yeah, and Honda deliberately built my old '84 Accord so that it wouldn't go as fast as the new ones. /me hides under tinfoil blanket

    104. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doesn't the same hold true for windows? now that we can all get the source code i mean =P

    105. Re:Piffle by Lispy · · Score: 1

      Come on, If neither would be supported and I had to choose I would still go for Win98. It is so fast to install it again that it doesn't even matter and it didn't have all those RPC holes in it yet. Personally I'd trust my mom with a Win98 machine on the web more than with WinXP. Needless to say that most users out there run their machines with admin privileges anyway so this doesn't make any difference either.

      Lispy

    106. Re:Piffle by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who remembers a few exploits that 95/8 were immune to because of innovations in new OSs? I mean, just a little thing like MS.Blaster. Probably didn't make the news

      Yeah, did you even read the topic of the article? If they don't release a patch for it, it can't be exploited! If they didn't release patches for 95/98 for blaster, then blaster can't touch it! HAH! ;)

      -matt

    107. Re:Piffle by PyromanFO · · Score: 1
      So what you're saying is, we need 3rd party hacker shops to open up for business to fix bugs.

      Except that it's illegal to do so in closed-source development.
    108. Re:Piffle by madredhatter · · Score: 1

      "how painful is a Linux upgrade compared to a WindowsUpdate?"

      >apt-get update
      >apt-get dist-upgrade

      Hurts my fingers just thinking about all the typing required.

    109. Re:Piffle by gamma+male · · Score: 1

      It would not only be much harder, but depending where you live, because of the EULA, it could be illegal.

    110. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting idea, except think of what the average windows "mechanic" does when you have a problem with the OS.
      -Reinstall the OS.
      -Uninstall other software
      -Install a third party application to get around the problem.

      They don't go in and fix the buffer overflows. They say: "Disable that service".

      Think I could open up an auto repair shop with those practices?
      "Your car isn't as fast as it used to be? Just drive downhill more often."
      "You can't stop effectively? Tie this anchor to the back bumper, and throw it out when you need to slow down."
      "You need an oil change? Hell, I'm not going in there, let's just get you a new engine."

      The issue is that cars as so ubiquitous that GM can't fix them all. So they provide the information necessary for others to fix them. If this results in people hotwiring more cars, so be it, but I certainly haven't heard GM saying "If you don't go to a dealership for service, your car will be stolen".

      Of course, this only properly applies if you are willing to back your "no difference between the two" theory.

    111. Re:Piffle by barawn · · Score: 2, Informative


      But then on my notebook I have to recompile my display drivers every fourth of fifth update, and I still haven't figured out why or when... heck, if I weren't a reasonably experienced user I probably never would've gotten the drivers going in the first place.


      Pin the xserver-xfree86 release. Instructions on how are in the Debian User's Guide. That way it won't get upgraded, but everything else will. It should be noted that notebook video is *terribly* supported, but there are *plenty* of guides out there as to how to do it - tuxmobil has them.

      (You also then should do the trick above which emails you changes specifically for the xserver-xfree86 release coming from the security dist.)

      And as related to previous discussions, the reason that apt's better than Windows Update is that it allows you to customize in this way. With Microsoft, it's "You want to install these updates. Really you do. Trust in Microsoft. Believe Microsoft. Microsoft is good. Watch the spinning lights."

    112. Re:Piffle by Bob+4knee · · Score: 1

      The licensing fees do add up..

    113. Re:Piffle by randomencounter · · Score: 1
      For as long as nobody else is allowed to support it for them.

      With current copyright law and the DMCA that means 95 years, so MicroSoft can stop supporting Windows 95 in 2090 (unless the Mouse gets another extension in the meantime).

      Sounds reasonable to me...

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    114. Re:Piffle by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Windows update sucks, but it is not as bad as you describe. Some updates require a reboot, because they replace core OS functionality, and Windows still requires reboots for that sort of thing. Of course on a Unix system you never have to do more than take it down to single user mode unless you update the kernel, loadable modules required for operation or (sometimes) libc. Windows simply requires reboots far too often, though that has improved dramatically in Windows XP.

      Most of the time, you need only reboot once for all windows patches, except during the install process, when you're caking on the new IE, DirectX, etc. (Needing to reboot for DirectX is pretty stupid, I'll admit.)

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    115. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dare I admit to using Redhat...ok...its pretty easy:

      `/usr/bin/up2date`

      then click next a bunch of times. I guess this doesn't count cause its not really me doing the upgrade...but then the same goes for windows

    116. Re:Piffle by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If "you" are an organization, then it might cost you a lot in bandwidth. Although, you could use SUS instead, and you probably should.

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    117. Re:Piffle by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative
      There is no part on any automobile that can't be made by a competent machinist in a decently equipped shop. Some items might require the creation of jigs or tooling, but you can do that kind of stuff, because you're in a machine shop. A prime example is a cam for valve actuation. The cam is ground, not milled, and it's eccentric and usually (!) not cylindrical. So how the hell do you machine it? You make a machine that rotates two or more wheels in order to rotate and move the cam, and pass it against a grinder.

      Crankshafts are similar, except anything on a car that old can be replaced with a differently-made part which will meet or exceed the original specifications. For example, a forged crankshaft on a car that old could be replaced with a press-fit crank made out of a better alloy, to more exacting tolerances.

      A machinist who tells you "I can't make you one of those" either doesn't want to invest in tooling for a particular material (like if you want something made out of titanium, you have to go to a specialist) or just doesn't want to take the job, they can make the same amount of money or more doing something easier. If I were posessed of that many old cars, personally, I'd build a machine shop and learn machining. Anyone can do it, I mean they even have blind machinists, some of whom do amazing work. (It's hard to imagine working with machines which can effortlessly maim or kill you without being able to see them.)

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    118. Re:Piffle by no+soup+for+you · · Score: 1
      Then, some obscure third party app that you completely forgot even existed

      That might be a joke, but if you've got standard machines, then you should have the programs written down, and if you don't, then that's either:

      • Your fault for lack of structure
      • Your fault for wasting the testing time

      and yes, microsoft's fault too...

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    119. Re:Piffle by whmac33 · · Score: 1

      I found the issue I was thinking of, it wasn't a buffer issue but still an RPC issue.

      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/defaul t. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS03-010.asp /quote
      Microsoft has provided patches with this bulletin to correct this vulnerability for Windows 2000 and Windows XP. Although Windows NT 4.0 is affected by this vulnerability, Microsoft is unable to provide a patch for this vulnerability for Windows NT 4.0. The architectural limitations of Windows NT 4.0 do not support the changes that would be required to remove this vulnerability. Windows NT 4.0 users are strongly encouraged to employ the workaround discussed in the FAQ below, which is to protect the NT 4.0 system with a firewall that blocks Port 135.

    120. Re:Piffle by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

      Because since the last 20 releases were insecure, you can be especially sure that this one is better...

      Wasn't there some joke about building castles in the swamp?

    121. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Really? Are you sure?

      Do you buy a new car every time you get a flat tire? Didn't think so.

    122. Re:Piffle by Kaboom13 · · Score: 0

      This is a troll. You can update from a fresh install of XP with 1 restart. It requires one more if you install a service pack. 99% of the updates on XP don't require a restart, they just tell you it won't take effect until the next restart. Furthermore, windows update can run entirely in the background as well, and automatically grab and install critical updates. Microsoft also supplies all the tools to run your own patch server, so in a corporate enviroment you can control when the computers on your network are patched. Windows tends to suggest restarts that aren't neccesary, just click cancel and your done. It's not a huge deal anyway, my relatively modest XP box goes from off to desktop in well under a minute, so I don't think anyone is really dieing from having to restart.

    123. Re:Piffle by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      emerge -u sys

      emerge -u world :)

      SB

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    124. Re:Piffle by October_30th · · Score: 1
      VAX is vintage code, the equivalent of a battle-hardened combat veteran, running in the mainframe dungeons of banks and financial institutions.

      Linux is a fresh replacement, running websites and routing mail.

      You see the difference? Linux could be developed at a much, much more rapid pace.

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    125. Re:Piffle by shadowbearer · · Score: 3, Funny

      9% of the updates on XP don't require a restart, they just tell you it won't take effect until the next restart.

      Um, that means you have to restart to have an updated system...

      SB

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    126. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fast enough that I do it by hand every day or two. And I use apt-get -u upgrade so that I see what packages are being updated. It has the advantage that I can choose to postpone until a better time. I've found that every time I upgrade the kernel, the nVidia driver develops issues. If I rebuild it, I'm fine. Since I'm going to reboot for the new kernel anyway, that's no big deal. But unlike Windows users, I don't schedule 6 reboot coffee breaks every day. So I usually save kernel patches for lunchtime.

    127. Re:Piffle by sharkey · · Score: 1
      "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.
      "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

      It's a good point. Easy test to discover if you are using a legacy OS: Go to a command line and look for "$LETTER:\>" followed by a flashing cursor. If you see that, you are using a legacy OS, and should upgrade to a modern OS immediately.

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    128. Re:Piffle by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is semi-true. One of my best friends is a machinist who works out of his own workshop on his farm, fabricating custom auto parts, and he can't even come close to keeping up with the demand for older car parts. His most frequent bitch is that he wishes that MORE people would get into his trade so he could take more time off to be with family.

      A half million dollar startup cost and he's pulling in close to two million a year, with two employees. He works 100 hour+ work weeks. Man, imagine working in a trade where you actually *want* some competent competition. Too many people are going into business and law, and trade skills (at least competent people in the "manual labor" trades are getting few and far between. This in a country touted as the "industrial capital of the world" once upon a time.

      "There aren't any [machinists]". I'm going to show him this post. It'll crack him up. Mostly because he'll agree with it. But his greatest bitch wrt to auto parts is that it's near impossible to get specs for some parts - not that the specs aren't available, but because certain *cough*GM*cough* manufacturers won't release them.

      The shit of it is, the computer field is going the same way...

      SB

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    129. Re:Piffle by __past__ · · Score: 1
      You call that simple?

      cd /usr/src && make update kernel
      This will update your sources from your preferred mirror (it can also check which one is currently the fastest), build a new kernel (plus modules) using your local configuration and install it, backing up the old one.

      But yeah, FreeBSD is way to hard to use in comparison to Linux.

    130. Re:Piffle by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      I am not using Gentoo. I was just asking a question.

    131. Re:Piffle by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      I am not saying anything, I am just asking a question.

    132. Re:Piffle by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      BSD is dying. ;P Just kidding. I am multiplatform, but the original was talking about Linux vs. Windows. Either Linux or BSD, you still don't have to pay for the upgrade other than a little time, and if you're really on the ball you can automate the procedure enough that you really don't have to do much more than type one command when you want to upgrade anything. Can't do that with Windows...

    133. Re:Piffle by ajr_trm · · Score: 1

      The machinist we use at work to make our metalwork will make you anything that can be machined. It might be expensive, but it's eminently possible.

      That's true. Somebody please mod parent up.

      ajr.

    134. Re:Piffle by Xawen · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's not entierly true. MS is getting slightly better in that not ALL of the patch packages require a reboot anymore. Keep in mind though, that MS has a really bad habit distributing packages that force a reboot even when not necessary. Between that and simply restarting a service instead of the box you can seriously cut down on reboots.

      If you are all that worried about reboots, it is often possible to download the patch, extract it, do a little analysis on it, and repackage it so that it doesn't require a reboot. Most of the time the reboot is needed because the package puts unecessary entries in the "pending file rename" keys in the registry. If you make your own package to replace the files when the patch is run you can usually escape with no reboot.

      The last patch I had to reboot my critical systems for was MS03-049 because it required a restart of the workstation service. All of my critical systems are up to date and have an uptime of a little more than 2 months. I know that's nothing compared to a *nix system, but it's better than 2 weeks :)

    135. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many people do you know that are still running 2.0.34

      I am.

      I have three servers running 2.0.3x. They do what I need them to, there is no reason to upgrade, as they are all patched.

    136. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (It's hard to imagine working with machines which can effortlessly maim or kill you without being able to see them.)

      *starts humming "Machine Shop Wizard"*

      Can't hear those buzzes and whirs,
      don't see sparks aflashin'
      tools by sense of smell...

    137. Re:Piffle by elmegil · · Score: 1
      No, but if you have RH 5.0, *you* can certainly fix security vulnerabilities. Even when you don't have new RPMs (and often you do), you can still update by hand.

      Because, ya know, I'm just a kernel and OS code MASTER.

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    138. Re:Piffle by Andrew+Cady · · Score: 1

      It should also be noted that there is significant overlap; the old kernels are not completely unrelated to the new ones, and patches are both back-ported and forward-ported between them. The development of all trees benefits from the development of the other trees, in varying degrees. This also means that maintaining old kernels is not as much effort as maintaining the new ones (which is not to say that less effort is required of the people involved - but certainly fewer people are required to be involved).

    139. Re:Piffle by UFNinja · · Score: 1

      And with Gentoo, #emerge sync && emerge -U world The way your distro's package management/upgrade path is set up determines the ease or difficulty of upgrading.

    140. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from the worms in my inbox, it looks like your grandma isn't using windows update either, though.

    141. Re:Piffle by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      2.0.36 had a problem in a network driver. I fiddled around with it and recompiled the kernel. Took a day and a half. ;) I may try 2.6, we shall see...

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    142. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's funny!

    143. Re:Piffle by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      "Anyone who claims to have uptimes on a M$ box of longer than about 2 weeks is running an insecure box."

      OK, open mouth, insert foot. That is a great point about repackaging the patches. I admit that I hadn't really delved into it much further than simply installing them. And, as a direct result of a bad experience where I was installing several things at a time and thinking "they are just kidding about that reboot" and then borking the system... (*sigh*), I always reboot now.

      It is just that waiting when you have to take down a remote system, praying it comes back is stress I would rather avoid. I think what I find most ironic is that I am an MCSE and an MCSA and I still prefer my Linux boxes by far!

    144. Re:Piffle by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      That is amazing! I remember waiting something like six hours on a 486SX25 for a 2.0 something kernel. First one I ever compiled =) But that kernel never booted either... (but it did compile!!!!).

    145. Re:Piffle by dcmeserve · · Score: 1
      ...how painful is a Linux upgrade...

      Lets see...

      1. Enable the "auto update" feature when first installing SuSE.

      2. Each night, go to bed.

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    146. Re:Piffle by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      See, this was a TI/Cyrix 486DLC, it was missing instructions and everything. In fact, my dad's AMD 386/40 was a far superior machine.

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    147. Re:Piffle by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Updating by hand isn't for everybody, granted. But nevertheless, it's an option, a way of extending the life of an install that flat isn't there in a proprietary system, a way some people are damn glad to have--and other people on desupported proprietary systems desperately *wish* they had.

      Chris Mattern

    148. Re:Piffle by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Yea, stupid me to think that a multi-thousand dollar system could actually be updated like, say, Linux or BSD, without some totally unrelated application bringing down the house. HA! HA! I'm such an idiot, what, with my thinking that only a stuttering moron (or in Microsoft's case, whole teams of stuttering morons "guiding" development) would build a system so inconveniently locked together at the seams that a simple code editor could bring it to a screeching halt! How dumb of me!

      I don't know which is scarier, the fact that you have to keep track of every god damn molecule that ever touches a Windows machine lest you be in for a horrid surprise when it comes time to update it, or that you think this is "normal". Some of us are used to boxes that can actually be updated in such a way that - hey, get this, you'll never believe it - unrelated things won't break each other!

      Crazy shit, huh? An operating system that doesn't break when the wind blows. Novel idea! Here's the real kicker: they were around 15 years before Microsoft even existed! Wow!

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    149. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least four, including myself.

      When your machine is not in Internet, there's no no need to fix something that isn't broken.

    150. Re:Piffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should probably see a doctor about that

  4. The dark arts? by monstroyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Has Microsoft become so jaded that they have turned to the dark art of trolling? Do they get some sort of perverse pleasure by fishing strong feelings out of educated people who know better just so their board of directors can laugh at the zeal of the rebuttals, knowing full well they were full of shit?

    head of security? The article is pure genius by trolling standards. And having just read about Microsoft wanting to pollute java, maybe their new business strategy is to troll all aspects of the computer world... just to pollute it?

    1. Re:The dark arts? by millahtime · · Score: 2, Interesting

      M$ is doing great PR to the masses. They know what they are saying and why. But, the masses don't know the whole story.

      The "truth" about them isn't going out to the masses. So, what M$ says is all that is seen by the masses so they by it.

      It's like say in politics. Say there was one party that did 90% of the talking. The other 10% isn't see that often so your average joe believes the larger 90% of the info.

    2. Re:The dark arts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Has Microsoft become so jaded that they have turned to the dark art of trolling?

      I sure hope so. I wonder how much MS will pay for:

      a) First posts
      b) "In Soviet Russia" jokes
      c) "I for one welcome X overlords" jokes

      Goatse & Tubgirl redirects must be worth a bundle!

    3. Re:The dark arts? by Talinom · · Score: 1

      The article is pure genius by trolling standards.

      They have just told the entire blackhat community that their Kung Fu is weak.

      [sarcasm] Theres some good news. [/sarcasm]

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    4. Re:The dark arts? by ChefBork · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the article -- it was quite refreshing!

      I agree with the article's author in that Sun has a chance to help everyone involved.

      Strangely enough, that includes Microsoft by forcing them to play honest when it comes to .NET and Java. That's what true competition is all about -- the drive for the best tools, etc., and not by stealing market share using any means they can get away with.

    5. Re:The dark arts? by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 1

      Goatse and Tubgirl redirects?

      You mean like, if you don't upgrade, your wallpaper changes to goatse permanently and your IE homepage is permanently set to that site which pops up millions of copies of Goatse and Tubgirl? Then, after its spawned a few thousand windows, the computer bluescreens with the simple message, in grey, centred on the screen below an image of a cackling Gates:

      "SO, YOU DON'T WANT XP, HUH?!"

  5. Logic??? by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Meh.......The last statement in the article: "If you want more secure software, upgrade." pretty much sums up Microsoft's position. With this kind of logic, it's a wonder that any coding gets done at all there. So, by extension, if everybody were to leave their doors open and unlocked at night, there would be no crime? :-) Seriously though, if you actually read the article, what it says describes reverse engineering of patches to explore and exploit vulnerabilities. So, the statement if confused might be technically correct, but that does not mean that the security vulnerabilities are not there in the first place. What happens mostly is that the lazy are exploiting the patches, whereas the more experienced (perhaps more dangerous) hackers will do their own work. Furthermore, the more experienced hacker might not be as likely to release their attack into the wild promiscuously. Rather they are doing what they do for a likely monetary payoff.

    The real question though is: If the patch can be exploited, is it a patch? Yes, I know that they are analyzing the patch to attack unpatched machines, but to claim that vulnerabilities are not present before patches are released is circular logic.

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    1. Re:Logic??? by dougthonus · · Score: 1

      So, by extension, if everybody were to leave their doors open and unlocked at night, there would be no crime? :-) No, no, no... They're not saying that at all. They're saying: If you live in a house with no door, you buy a new house with a door. Then when you realize the door has no lock, you buy a new house with a door with a lock. Then you hire someone to lock the door for you. That's the microsoft way!

    2. Re:Logic??? by pantycrickets · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Meh.......The last statement in the article: "If you want more secure software, upgrade." pretty much sums up Microsoft's position.

      Or any other commercial software developer for that matter.

      The real question though is: If the patch can be exploited, is it a patch?

      Well, yeah. If I released a patch today for SSH, along with the notification that it fixes a bug in some buffer overflow for instance, you would have tons of people looking for and eventually finding the bug. Then it's only a simple matter of rushing to find all of the machines with that vulnerable version still installed. Me releasing the patch, or the patch itself wouldn't be to blame in that instance.. but the people who don't bother to install those patches.

      Of course, this guy saying that Microsoft products are never exploited until a patch is released is total bullshit and everyone at Microsoft surely knows this. Maybe this guy is the only one who doesn't? Who knows.

    3. Re:Logic??? by jridley · · Score: 3, Funny

      The last statement in the article: "If you want more secure software, upgrade." pretty much sums up Microsoft's position.

      Does anyone remember Bill G's statement a few years ago... "Nobody upgrades their software to fix bugs, that's the stupidest thing I've heard of. People buy new software to get new features."

      I guess not getting 0wnd must be considered a "feature".

    4. Re:Logic??? by phiwum · · Score: 0

      The real question though is: If the patch can be exploited, is it a patch? Yes, I know that they are analyzing the patch to attack unpatched machines, but to claim that vulnerabilities are not present before patches are released is circular logic.

      But they didn't claim that there were no vulnerabilities before the patch. They said there were no exploits in the wild before the patch. (I'm not defending this claim. I wouldn't know.)

      Now, for my pedant point. Claiming there were no vulnerabilities, had they done so, wouldn't be circular logic in any meaningful sense. It would be an abuse of the laws of causality, perhaps, requiring that patches cause vulnerabilities -- yes, yes, I know. Often Microsoft patches do. But not in the requisite sense.

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    5. Re:Logic??? by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Does anyone remember Bill G's statement a few years ago... "Nobody upgrades their software to fix bugs, that's the stupidest thing I've heard of. People buy new software to get new features."

      Perfectly valid statement. People expect bug fixes for free. They don't upgrade their software to get bug fixes. They expect to get them anyway as part of the original sale.

      Makes perfect sense to me.

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    6. Re:Logic??? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Gates was 100% right. People don't typically install security patches unless the OS just beats you over the head with it. Like Automatic Update Notification does. But the average modem user is just going to blow it off and do something else, they're not like us to where they'd be concerned enough to find out what patch numbers they need and go download them from work or school or the library or whatever. So, users don't upgrade to fix things, they upgrade to get new things, regardless of what microsoft says (they're not going to go pay for them, either.) So Microsoft keeps releasing new versions of its operating systems, with new bloatware- er, features - to compel people to upgrade. "Oh, my PC does this, doesn't yours?" Etc.

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    7. Re:Logic??? by Chiron+Taltos · · Score: 1
      Meh.......The last statement in the article: "If you want more secure software, upgrade." pretty much sums up Microsoft's position.

      Sounds somewhat like Ford's ... "you can have any color ... as long as it's Black".

      "You can have more secure software ... as long as it's XP."

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    8. Re:Logic??? by Pastis · · Score: 1

      That's the point.

      There are people out there looking for vulnerabilties, and trying to exploit them in a way to make them benefit from it.

      Most virus writers have used human stupidity to spread their works.
      Most worm writers have used disclosed vulnerabilities to spread their works.
      But those who have searched and found unknown security vulnerabilities, they didn't go and scream their discoveries on the roof of the world.

      Of course they won't try to hack John's machine for fun, using this vulnerability nobody knows about. They will attack a high profile system, one where data disclosure can be monetized, like a bank.

      Do you think your bank will tell the world they have been hacked using an unknown vulnerabilty? No way.

      The pay off for writing a virus is fame (except you don't benefit from it) and jail.

      Why go an write a virus and get attention of all the media (and FBI) when you can just go and crack something somebody will never claim as being hacked?

      Of course most of the windows users are not directly concerned by those vulnerabilities. But that doesn't mean noone is. Being a non-Windows user, I feel that these vulnerabilities concern me indirectly. No one touches my bank please!

  6. Post hoc, ergo propter hoc by Waab · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At best, the notion that patches are the source of all exploits is a logical fallacy. However, I'm sure I'd not be in the minority of /. readers if I opined that Mr. Aucsmith is either lying outright or simply delusional.

    I say that since Microsoft has a policy of "eating their own dog food", they should be forced to stand by this ridiculous proclamation and henceforth cease and desist all efforts to patch their code. Thus, all exploitations of buggy MS code will also halt.

    1. Re:Post hoc, ergo propter hoc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Delusional. They're neither stupid enough or smart enough to lie outright. I think that there is a strong possibility that this sort of delusion is part of a corporate mindset.

    2. Re:Post hoc, ergo propter hoc by jruschme · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, I think it has a sort of perverse logic (albeit a nearsighted one). If I understand it correctly, the idea is that when a patch is released, it opens up knowledge of a hole. This is similar to the whole argument about when to release info on a security hole.

      The problem with this reasoning is that it assumes the only people writing exploits are lazy/clueless enough to wait for someone to tell them what to exploit. It ignores the fact that there is a community of hackers out there actively looking for the holes.

    3. Re:Post hoc, ergo propter hoc by frankthechicken · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed, if this was Microsofts thinking, then they wouldn't release patches at all, creating the most secure Operating System available.

      I somehow think the quote might have been taking out of context, especially when he states that:-

      "Many people reverse engineer the patch and then build the exploit code,"

      I have a feeling that the main point of his statement, was that the majority of attacks are on unpatched systems. Certainly when you consider Symantec's Mr Beighton's statement:-

      "It's a myth that hackers find the holes,"

      He said in many cases the appearance of a patch was the spur that kicked off activity around a particular vulnerability.


      Which would probably be true, once the problem is widely known, then there is more likliehood for an exploit to be devised. Hence the more devasting attacks such as Code Red were centred around a previously patched exploit.

    4. Re:Post hoc, ergo propter hoc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To frankthechicken,

      All apologizes on the "Offtopic" moderation. I meant to put insightful, but a slight movement of the scroll button made my good intentions all for naught.

      Posting in this forum should undo that moderation.

    5. Re:Post hoc, ergo propter hoc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That exploit code already existed for. Just because it wasn't in a worm that exploited everything it could find does not mean that nobody figured it out. Why do you think the patch existed in the first place? Going by what I've seen, MS does not issue patches unless they fucking have to. There are unpatched issues with IE that have been that way for months -- you're telling me that nobody's exploiting them since MS hasn't been nice enough to issue a patch? Right. Would you like to buy a bridge?

    6. Re:Post hoc, ergo propter hoc by phiwum · · Score: 0

      At best, the notion that patches are the source of all exploits is a logical fallacy.

      Doesn't seem like a fallacy to me. Let's suppose that they are correct when they say that exploits for a particular vulnerability are far more likely once a patch has been released than prior to the release. Is it an instance of the post hoc fallacy to claim that exploits are likely due to the release of patches?

      Not at all, as far as I can tell. Not only is there a fairly large number of repetitions[1] of the data (so that coincidence is less likely), but there is a causal story which explains the relationship between patch release and exploits. Namely, the patches can be analyzed to deduce what the vulnerability is, facilitating the creation of an exploit.

      The post hoc fallacy occurs when there is no explanation of how the preceding event could cause the subsequent, and typically when there are few incidents of the two events (at least, I distinguish between a post hoc fallacy and a failure to distinguish the difference between correlation and causation, but maybe that's just me).

      None of this is intended to support Microsoft's factual claims, but if they are correct that the number of exploits dramatically increases after patch releases, then they are not guilty of fallacious reasoning to suggest that the exploits are often due to the patch release.

      [1] Yes, yes, I know. When discussing Microsoft security, every line is the setup for a punchline.

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    7. Re:Post hoc, ergo propter hoc by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more than that. The only secure thing to do in a lot of the vulnerabilities is to pull the plug on a box.

      Lets assume for a moment that Microsoft decided to change its policy to encourage releasing security information whenever it's found. If a company has at least two sets of OSs running at a time setup such that if one group goes down the other takes over, then nearly every Windows vulnerability would mean a significant disparity in uptime. With a viable free (cost) OS like Linux or FreeBSD around, it wouldn't be at all surprising that sane companies would begin to have such a setup.

      My point is, Microsoft's Security Chief is trying to make corporate consumers feel safe that all they need to do is patch, and they'll not need to worry about it. Corporations who have wised up to the utter breakdowns of have a monoculture might already be realizing this issue. So, it'd seem to follow Microsoft doesn't like the idea of halving sales (or worse, since Linux and FreeBSD would together provide a dual-culture).

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  7. Simple solution by shystershep · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If crackers never find exploits except for by comparing patched and unpatched versions, why the hell do they release security patches then? Seems like they've got their security problems licked -- no patches, no exploits. What could be simpler.

    Also liked this quote, from the end of the article:
    "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.
    "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

    Hmmm.

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    1. Re:Simple solution by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      why the hell do they release security patches then

      That of course is the fallicy. You think some Fortune 500 Company calls up MS and says "Hey just wanted to tell you, everything is fine!" And then out of the blue MS happens to find a securtiy bug and issues a patch?

      Or does said company call up MS and say "HOLY SHIT WE'RE 03N3D!!!!!" And a team of MS engineers works for days or weeks to find that bug? :)

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    2. Re:Simple solution by KrispyKringle · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The point seems to be that exploits, as in easy-to-use bits of software that any kiddie can download and use, tend not to be released until after the patches come out. Doesn't mean that the holes shouldn't be patched, since the more adept attackers don't need a VisualBasic-built GUI to launch an attack.

      In this respect, the claim might be largely valid. It's just a really, really stupid thing to say, and has no bearing on absolutely anything at all. You'd still want to release patches, you'd still be responsible for writing buggy software, and you'd just be wasting your time saying things like this. I think the point was just, ``we never see massive outbreaks of this in the wild until after the patch is released.'' But that doesn't mean your software is any more secure.

    3. Re:Simple solution by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      It's not "largely valid". IT's absolute BS.

      There are exploits in the wild for TONS of microsoft vulnerability BEFORE microsoft releases patches, often for MONTHS.

      Now, certianly, many of them may not be exploited until after a patch is available.. but it's certainly not the vast majority.

      That's why this article is so ludicrous..it's like holding a press release to announce that the earth is flat.

  8. Criminal tools like "diff"? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Funny

    He said tools were available that compared patched and unpatched versions of Windows to help vandals and criminals work out what was different.

    "The guys who write the tools would not consider themselves to be criminals by any measure," he said, "but the tools are also being picked up by people with criminal intent."


    I guess that explains why Windows doesn't include a "diff" function...

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    1. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I guess that explains why Windows doesn't include a "diff" function...

      fc - from your old DOS days - stands for file compare

      I'd check to see if it still exists in Windows, but there aren't any Winboxen around here :-)

    2. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by KillerCow · · Score: 1

      "The guys who write the tools would not consider themselves to be criminals by any measure," he said, "but the tools are also being picked up by people with criminal intent."

      I suppose that Windows has never been used by a criminal or for criminal intent.

    3. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by Bull999999 · · Score: 4, Informative

      FYI, fc still exists in both XP and 2003 server.

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    4. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      fc - from your old DOS days - stands for file compare
      I'd check to see if it still exists in Windows,


      I'll be darned. Works like a charm. All this time, I thought it was gone! Rate my original post "-1, D'oh!"

      And the output is as wonderfully unhelpful as I remember from the late '80s:

      C:\>fc sql.ini sqlx.ini
      Comparing files sql.ini and SQLX.INI
      ***** sql.ini

      [SRV1]
      ***** SQLX.INI

      w00t

      [SRV1]
      *****

      I can only imagine trying to diff Windows versions with something like that. So fc is ok, but a fully interactive binary-compatible version would be Considered Harmful, according to Microsoft.

      Was it ever called "diff" in the DOS days? Perhaps I've been corrupted by other systems' influences... while looking for a file to compare, I tried to use "ls".

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    5. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Know what you mean. That's why the first thing I do on Windows systems is to make a bunch of batch files (ls.bat, etc). It's quicker than installing cygwin.

    6. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      comp - Works well too.

    7. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while looking for a file to compare, I tried to use "ls"

      lol, I hear ya. I keep cygwin around on all my winboxin for this very reason. Bash is my shell, CMD is teh sux0rs

    8. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by daniel_yokomiso · · Score: 1

      In win2k there's a fc.

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    9. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by arkanes · · Score: 1

      The microsoft Platform SDK (free, but huge and annoying download via ActiveX controls) includes a visual diff tool. Not sure if it handles binary very well, though.

    10. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by runderwo · · Score: 1
      binary-compatible? try fc /b. Or better yet, fc /? for more information.

    11. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by Elminst · · Score: 1

      Yup.. still there.
      ----------------
      Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
      (C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

      C:\>fc /?
      Compares two files or sets of files and displays the differences between them

      FC [/A] [/C] [/L] [/LBn] [/N] [/OFF[LINE]] [/T] [/U] [/W] [/nnnn]
      [drive1:][path1]filename1 [drive2:][path2]filename2
      FC /B [drive1:][path1]filename1 [drive2:][path2]filename2

      /A Displays only first and last lines for each set of differences.
      /B Performs a binary comparison.
      /C Disregards the case of letters.
      /L Compares files as ASCII text.
      /LBn Sets the maximum consecutive mismatches to the specified
      number of lines.
      /N Displays the line numbers on an ASCII comparison.
      /OFF[LINE] Do not skip files with offline attribute set.
      /T Does not expand tabs to spaces.
      /U Compare files as UNICODE text files.
      /W Compresses white space (tabs and spaces) for comparison.
      /nnnn Specifies the number of consecutive lines that must match
      after a mismatch.
      [drive1:][path1]filename1
      Specifies the first file or set of files to compare.
      [drive2:][path2]filename2
      Specifies the second file or set of files to compare.

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    12. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by tadd · · Score: 1

      It exists in XP Pro

      (bummed he needs to keep it around because of business concerns, when in Rome, etc)

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    13. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by beebware · · Score: 1

      I just install UnixUtils (and then enable "Tab Completion" in the Windows registry). Only problem is, after installing MySQL, PHP, Perl and Apache (with UnixUtils) on a Windows box, I can often forget which platform that "black box on the desktop" relates to (if it's a Windows command shell or a remote Linux server).

    14. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      It exists on Win2k.

      As another poster already indicated, it exists also on XP and 2003.

      And while we're on the topic of unix-ey features on windows, here's how to enable tab completion on Win2k:

      Expand HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE
      Expand SOFTWARE
      Expand Microsoft Expand Command Processor
      Double-click "CompletionChar" Replace the value that's there with 9 (which is the ASCII equivalent of the TAB key) Click OK
      After exiting regedit, you should be able to start using the tab completion.

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    15. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      It exists in XP Pro

      (bummed he needs to keep it around because of business concerns, when in Rome, etc)

      Better watch it - "when in Rome" - because Rome is trying to switch to Linux too :-)

    16. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

      Great - I'm going to go to everyone's machine and replace the CompletionChar value with backspace and watch them go nuts!

    17. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by shotfeel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Quite the contrary. Criminals have been breaking into windows for centuries. Windows have been a security threat since man upgraded from the cave -either full of holes or easy to break (or both).

      I guess MS really did name their OS accurately.

    18. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Windows 2000 has a command called "comp" which tells if two files differ.

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    19. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft(R) Windows 98
      (C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1999.

      C:\WINDOWS>fc /?
      Compares two files or sets of files and displays the differences between them.

      FC [/A] [/C] [/L] [/LBn] [/N] [/T] [/W] [/nnnn] [drive1:][path1]filename1 [drive2:][path2]filename2
      FC /B [drive1:][path1]filename1 [drive2:][path2]filename2

      /A Displays only first and last lines for each set of differences.
      /B Performs a binary comparison.
      /C Disregards the case of letters.
      /L Compares files as ASCII text.
      /LBn Sets the maximum consecutive mismatches to the specified number of lines.
      /N Displays the line numbers on an ASCII comparison.
      /T Does not expand tabs to spaces.
      /W Compresses white space (tabs and spaces) for comparison.
      /nnnn Specifies the number of consecutive lines that must match after a mismatch.

    20. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by slide-rule · · Score: 1

      Our company installation has it... (thanks, btw!)

      > ver
      Microsoft Windows 2000 [Version 5.00.2195]

      > which fc
      C:/WINNT/SYSTEM32/fc.EXE

    21. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by wfberg · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The guys who write the tools would not consider themselves to be criminals by any measure," he said, "but the tools are also being picked up by people with criminal intent."

      I guess that explains why Windows doesn't include a "diff" function...


      Sysdiff.exe: Automated Installation Tool...

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    22. Re:Criminal tools like "diff"? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1
      It does in Win2K:
      C:>help fc
      Compares two files or sets of files and displays the differences between
      them

      FC [/A] [/C] [/L] [/LBn] [/N] [/T] [/U] [/W] [/nnnn] [drive1:][path1]filename1
      [drive2:][path2]filename2
      FC /B [drive1:][path1]filename1 [drive2:][path2]filename2

      /A Displays only first and last lines for each set of differences.
      /B Performs a binary comparison.
      /C Disregards the case of letters.
      /L Compares files as ASCII text.
      /LBn Sets the maximum consecutive mismatches to the specified number of
      lines.
      /N Displays the line numbers on an ASCII comparison.
      /T Does not expand tabs to spaces.
      /U Compare files as UNICODE text files.
      /W Compresses white space (tabs and spaces) for comparison.
      /nnnn Specifies the number of consecutive lines that must match after a
      mismatch.
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  9. In other news... by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    In related news, the Mayo Clinic has announced that if we eliminated cancer treatments, we would eliminate cancer.

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    1. Re:In other news... by Jacer · · Score: 1

      Well, that is technically true. I mean, they WILL die.

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    2. Re:In other news... by ssbljk · · Score: 0

      in fact Mr Aucsmith said: if you have cancer, you won't die if you don't tell anyone that you have it

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    3. Re:In other news... by gspr · · Score: 1

      Well, that could work, to a certain extent. People with cancer would have died, and the carcinogen genes would slowly fade away. But of course the human costs would be horrible.
      I just had to point it out though, even though it's not something we SHOULD do ;-)

    4. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to recall that some chemotherapy agents may themselves be potential carcinogens ("Mr. Patient, this may be a problem in five to 20 years, but without it you will almost certainly die painfully in 3 to 5 months....")

  10. So... by Niles_Stonne · · Score: 5, Funny


    So, instead of poor programming it's incompetent management?

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    1. Re:So... by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, instead of poor programming it's incompetent management?

      you must be new around here....

      welcome to america. where the most incompetent employee is promoted to the position where he/she will do the least amount of damage... Management.

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    2. Re:So... by Kismet · · Score: 1

      Funny, but also true.

      Since when does competent management employ poor programmers?

      Isn't it almost always because of incompetent management?

    3. Re:So... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      welcome to america. where the most incompetent employee is promoted to the position where he/she will do the least amount of damage... Management.

      Bad paraphrase of Scott Adam's "The Dilbert Principle."

      "The basic concept of the Dilbert Principle is that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management."
      -The Dilbert Principle, p.14

      Give credit where credit is due.

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  11. An article disproving this... by millahtime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If a politician said something like this it would get torn apart by the media. If a scientist said something he would loose his credibility and there would be articles written to counter this in major publications. Why does that not happen with M$??? It's almost like they are "above the law" and what thsy say happens. Kind of like when God speaks.

    1. Re:An article disproving this... by dynamo · · Score: 1

      God hasn't released a patch in a really long time... maybe you're right.

    2. Re:An article disproving this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, they've already lost all credibility and so cannot lose more?

    3. Re:An article disproving this... by hchaos · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If a politician said something like this it would get torn apart by the media. If a scientist said something he would loose his credibility and there would be articles written to counter this in major publications. Why does that not happen with M$??? It's almost like they are "above the law" and what thsy say happens. Kind of like when God speaks.
      From a single story you are concluding that no one is questioning these statements?

      Politicians get torn apart in the media only because other politicians and opinion column writers get involved. It almost never happens in the original story.

      When a science story appears, it is invariably presented by the journalist as gospel truth, and it's only after the rebuttals are published that there is a chance of credibility loss.

      I saw nothing in the article to suggest that this was "like when God speaks". I simply saw an account of what a MS executive stated in a keynote speech. In this situation, there are no questions, no rebuttal, and no excuse for a journalist to impose his own opinions into the story. Instead, it is an opportunity for the readers to for their own opinions. And, quite frankly, as the story develops, this won't be good for Microsoft. It never is when the head of a security technology unit makes ludicrous statements like these.
    4. Re:An article disproving this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God... Is that the guy who thinks he's Bill Gates?

    5. Re:An article disproving this... by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 5, Interesting
      It's almost like they are "above the law" and what thsy say happens. Kind of like when God speaks.

      Nah... God gets questioned more.

      (You can even double check me: I can't remember a single instance in the Bible where God's command wasn't questioned...)

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    6. Re:An article disproving this... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 1

      Sure he did.

      What do you think happened to "cold fusion"? :)

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    7. Re:An article disproving this... by daeley · · Score: 1

      (You can even double check me: I can't remember a single instance in the Bible where God's command wasn't questioned...)

      "Be fruitful and multiply" seemed to go by without much backtalk.

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    8. Re:An article disproving this... by automaticlarynx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because that is the very nature of a monopoly, or a monoculture.

      If a Republican says something ludicrous, there is always a Democrat close to a TV camera who will invariably say, "That's ludicrous!"

      If a scientist says something ludicrous, there are about one hundred thousand other scientists with access to journal publication and mainstream media to say, "That's ludicrous!"

      Who is the opposition to Microsoft? Who does the mainstream world listen to on a regular basis about computing matters other than Microsoft?

    9. Re:An article disproving this... by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Point... ;-)

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    10. Re:An article disproving this... by Mr.Zuka · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here is one that CNET just announced today. Microsoft admits it has been vulnerable this whole year and they are working on a patch yet to be released.

  12. Must have a good source for that stuff... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Malicious hackers and vandals are lazy and wait for Microsoft to issue patches before they produce tools to work out how to exploit loopholes in Windows, say experts.

    I love how people with vested interests are called 'experts'

    thhhhhhhhhtttt *choke* *gag* "ahhhhhhh" So as I was saying, hackers haven't found any of these flaws and exploited them before they were patched. Man, this is some strong crack, I almost believe what I said, myself"

    And how do these fine experts actually know there aren't, at this moment, flaws being exploited left and right? Ah, they're experts, of course!

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    1. Re:Must have a good source for that stuff... by BlackHawk · · Score: 2, Funny
      • I love how people with vested interests are called 'experts'

      A woman I used to work with said it best:

      Don't call me an "expert". "Ex" means a "has been", and a "spurt" is a drip under pressure.

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    2. Re:Must have a good source for that stuff... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I wrote the programs my company sells. Doesn't that make me an expert in them, even if I have a vested interest? Or are companies only supposed to employ people who have no idea what they're doing?

      As pompous (not to mention unlikely) as this article sounds, I can't remember a time when a working trojan was going around, exploiting an unpatched feature. And I'd remember that, because there would be an uproar. Waiting for microsoft to release a patch while a worm attacked system after system via an unpatchable bug? It'd be a coffin nail.

      Is what this guy saying -- that if you had kept your patches current, and your version (reasonably )current, you would have been unaffected by every major trojan or worm released in the past two years? In my experience, yes. So in what way is the guy not an expert? Is it because, according to OSS theory that "open source == secuirty," you'd expect him to be wrong? Or is it just because you don't like the alternate theory he presents?

      Me, I don't care. As long as there's a way to keep the machines that I have to use secure, I'll do what it takes...and a $200 OS upgrade every three years or so isn't much compared to some of the support plans I've seen...

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    3. Re:Must have a good source for that stuff... by Virtex · · Score: 1

      Or are companies only supposed to employ people who have no idea what they're doing?

      That's generally how it works in most companies. People who have no idea what they're doing can be hired for less money, so it looks good to the executives. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

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      For every post, there is an equal and opposite re-post.
  13. This just in... by cybercuzco · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft to stop patching systems altogether to improve security. Also announces that War is Peace, Freedom is slavery etc etc etc

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    1. Re:This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody is stopping you from moving to France. Go on ahead, unless you don't like your women to have hairly legs and hairy pits
      you MUST be American

    2. Re:This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Income taxes are. Even if you change citizenship and move over seas you still have to pay Social Security and Income Taxes to the US IRS.

  14. What happened to the month of March? by andreMA · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... we seem to have skipped directly to April 1st...

    1. Re:What happened to the month of March? by physicsboy500 · · Score: 1

      They obviously thought it was such a good one that they just couldn't sit on it for another month!

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      The original generic sig.
    2. Re:What happened to the month of March? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why it's called a "Leap Year"

  15. Iraq by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 4, Funny

    This ranks right up there w/ the Information Minister... Looks like the corporate world is just as bad about propaganda as the gov'ts of the world.

    1. Re:Iraq by BigJimSlade · · Score: 1

      Did he get hired by Microsoft?

    2. Re:Iraq by ChefBork · · Score: 1

      Oh, so THAT's where he went!

      Looks like he's even changed his name and job title....

    3. Re:Iraq by Kidder1974 · · Score: 1
      Baghdad Bob:
      With Media Pictures of U.S. Troops Being Shown Standing Under the Giant Crossed Swords in Saddam's Favorite Parade Grounds in Baghdad, While Giving a Press Briefing Around the Corner: "There you can see, there is nothing going on."

      Microsoft (Good):
      "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known"

      The similarities are just too scary.

      --
      "Attitude, not aptitude, determines altitude." - Jesse Jackson
    4. Re:Iraq by sharkey · · Score: 1
      This ranks right up there w/ the Information Minister

      This guy?

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  16. It's no wonder... by Sayten241 · · Score: 2, Funny

    that with geniouses like this working for them, Microsoft has the most secure OS in the world.

    1. Re:It's no wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not secure. It doesn't have a built in firewall. But at least it comes with fries.

  17. Security is in the eye of the beholder by chaoskitty · · Score: 5, Interesting

    MS' problem is clearly that they have too many managers and businesspeople, and not enough technical people (or perhaps their technical people have no voice). That a MS employee can say such things that everyone else in the world clearly knows is wrong says something about their concern for real security...

    1. Re:Security is in the eye of the beholder by kyoko21 · · Score: 2, Funny

      All the really technical people at Microsoft are all too juiced up from the free soda that they get readily available from the free soda machines posted at every 50 paces. Not to mention they also get free snacks, too.

  18. Spin, spun, spend by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is a fabulous marketing manouvre. It's completely ludicrous of course, but it makes the connection between not-upgrading and being-vulnerable in the pointy-haired heads.

    There *must* however be laws against making statements *that* outrageous...

    Simon.

    --
    Physicists get Hadrons!
    1. Re:Spin, spun, spend by prgrmr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There *must* however be laws against making statements *that* outrageous...

      If the truth in advertising laws don't cover this, I would think that there are SEC regulations that do, particularly regarding an officer of a publically held company knowingly making false statements to the public. Anyone know when the next insider trading window for Microsoft is scheduled?

    2. Re:Spin, spun, spend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a fabulous marketing manouvre.

      You mispelled manure.

  19. Assume for me... by lacrymology.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... just assume for a moment that what he says IS true (for argument's sake). Would you feel better as an M$ customer having heard it? That is, do you feel better knowing that there are many holes in the system that no one outside of M$ knows about? Does security through obscurity make you feel better?
    -m

    --

    #
    # Modus Ponens
    #
    1. Re:Assume for me... by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In all honesty it does. Not me personally, but I have yet to convince my coworkers that security through obscurity doesn't work, and I'm sure they would use this article as proof. To the layman, this makes perfect sense: If the hackers can't see the code or haven't heard of the vulnerability, they can't hack the system. It's as simple as that to them. I keep trying to explain that hackers are resourceful and can still find vulnerabilities without source code and before it's known to the public, but they deem that to be 'near impossible' and far too time consuming.

      Sigh, it's a losing battle arguing with them, and I've pretty much given up.

    2. Re:Assume for me... by ALpaca2500 · · Score: 1

      there are a lot of paranoid users (you know the ones, who install every anti-virus and firewall software they can find, i know a few myself) who are worried about their computers being hacked. of course they are not going to believe microsoft when they say that 'it's not vulnerable until we release a patch for it'. if hackers could only find vulnerabilities after a ptach was released, why would they release patches? obviously, people are actively searching for holes in the system and MS has a responsibilty to fill in these holes, and users have a responsibilty to to download and install the patches, if they want their computers to be secure (or, as secure as they can be, at any rate).

    3. Re:Assume for me... by strike2867 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think of the great headlines.

      Microsoft believes Windows security only works due to the obscurity

      Microsoft source code released

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    4. Re:Assume for me... by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      How about the real black hats (that is, not script out there who actually take the time to disassemble an OS, see the potential vulnerabilities, relentlessly try them, use the results on you, h4x0r your company's front page, and then tell their buddies.

      You assume that these people do not exist anymore. You are too used to script kiddies being the only attackers.

    5. Re:Assume for me... by Technician · · Score: 1

      Does security through obscurity make you feel better?

      It does, but just for the combination on my safe which I set myself. If all the safes had the same unchangable combination to open them, I wouldn't feel secure at all.

      Unfortunately all Windows XP and all Windows Server models come with a limited knowledge combination that opens them wide open. This does not make me feel secure at all. (except I'm not running Windows)

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
    6. Re:Assume for me... by TheWizardOfCheese · · Score: 1

      I keep trying to explain that hackers are resourceful and can still find vulnerabilities without source code and before it's known to the public, but they deem that to be 'near impossible' and far too time consuming.

      Ha! Yes, "if this is too hard for me to do, then probably nobody can do it." Another popular variation is "if I don't understand what you said, then you must be stupid."

      --

      "The good reader is a rarer swan than the good writer."
    7. Re:Assume for me... by Dalcius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you need is a good analogy. This "amazing, magic beige box" is foolproof to some people, especially when they have personal -- albeit uninformed -- opinions in the mix.

      Something like a locksmith. Would someone claim that a locksmith can't get into a lock unless he's cracked it before or has seen blueprints of the lock? Rubbish.

      I can't think of any others off the top of my head, but that's the type of example you need. Computer programs, like locks, follow patterns and have standard ways of doing things (e.g. reading a string into a buffer). Once you understand the ways of the craft, you can break into any non-perfect system in enough time.

      Cheers

      --
      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    8. Re:Assume for me... by danila · · Score: 1

      Just tell them that programs are cracked every day. They can download any program for free from KaZaA or buy it in China, Russia, etc. If a program can be cracked without access to source code, surely some programs can also be hacked.

      --
      Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
  20. Riiight... by bendelo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.

    "If you want more secure software, upgrade."


    Should I start laughing now or later? David Aucsmith seems to be missing a clue.

    1. Re:Riiight... by Zerikai · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's not missing a thing!

      I did exactly what he claims and I have a very secure system. I upgraded to Linux.

      Or a very old quote:

      "The box said Windows 95 or better, so I bought a Macintosh"

  21. Revised Quote by pumpknhd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Previous Quote: 'could only think of one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available' Revised Quote: 'I can not think of even one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before windows was available'

    1. Re:Revised Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Previous Quote: 'could only think of one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available' Revised Quote: 'I can not think of even one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before windows was available'
      Maybe he just has a very short memory.
  22. Who is he talking to? by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

    Who could ever possibly believe such a statement. I am not necessarily anti-MS (maybe a little) but this is just so over the top that it can only be targeted at people without any clue whatsoever. This is not even a good spin on the topic. Remind me never to believe anything MS puts out in a press release.

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    Stay tuned for new sig...
    1. Re:Who is he talking to? by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      IamGarageGuy 2: Never believe anything MS puts out on a press release.

      Just a reminder.

    2. Re:Who is he talking to? by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      Thanks

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      Stay tuned for new sig...
  23. POC by Bikini+Kill · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm sure that security researchers at companies like EEye are providing Microsoft with proof-of-concept exploit code when submitting vulnerabilities.

    It's pretty obvious from that fact that exploit code does exist before a patch is released almost 100% of the time; it's just not released to the public until after the patch is available most of the time.

  24. What could their motivation be.. by dynamo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Direct quote from the end of the article
    ---------
    "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.

    "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

  25. On the same logic by EulerX07 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    An unlocked door is safe until someone sees you lock it. Therefore everybody just leave all your door unlocked, since we do not know that they're unlocked there is no danger.

    Reply to this post with your street adress and your usual work hours, thanks!

    1. Re:On the same logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      1600 Pensylvania Avenue
      Washington, D.C.

      I work from home, but you can find out my vacation schedule by watching the news.

      Hope to see you soon.

    2. Re:On the same logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 Bill Gates Av. Redmond

    3. Re:On the same logic by e-Motion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      An unlocked door is safe until someone sees you lock it. Therefore everybody just leave all your door unlocked, since we do not know that they're unlocked there is no danger.

      A better analogy: It's more likely that a robber will be able to break into your home if he heard you explain how the lock on your door doesn't work terribly well. This sounds more reasonable, and is more like the point he was trying to make.

    4. Re:On the same logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1060 West Addison Street

      Chicago, IL 60613-4397

      Chicago winters suck, I'm not home from October to April.

      When I'm home, I work days mostly.

    5. Re:On the same logic by ShecoDu · · Score: 1

      1835 73rd Ave NE, Medina, WA 98039.

      I work from 9 to 3.

      William.

    6. Re:On the same logic by EulerX07 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Correction on your analogy : If you don't tell anyone that you lock doesn't work terribly well it's just as safe as it was working fine, and you can get around fixing it 6 months from now, because it's not really a problem since nobody knows.

      Until someone tries to open the door to see if it is actually properly locked, or gets a tip that it isn't.

      Therein lies the flaw of "security through obscurity".

      I know exactly the point that he wants to make, it's that if no one talks or reports the security holes it's not a problem. But it IS!

    7. Re:On the same logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bring me my Cheez-Wiz, boy?

    8. Re:On the same logic by lpangelrob2 · · Score: 3, Funny
      One Microsoft Way
      Redmond, WA 98052

      Kinda sucks that people are always home, but that's okay, they usually aren't doing anything important.

    9. Re:On the same logic by KjetilK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Reminds me: A friend of mine has a really old car, and knowing full well that it would take any skilled attacker ten seconds to open a locked door, he just left it unlocked, so at least anybody breaking in wouldn't destroy anything by doing so. He was hoping that if anybody stole the car, he would at least get the car back some day in one piece. Well, what happens? Some moron decides to steal it, doesn't check the doors, just smashes a window, tries to jump-start it, but in the process destroys the ignition! So, the car was originally intentionally open and easy to steal, but several parts of it was destroyed anyway... Lucky guy, eh...?

      --
      Employee of Inrupt, Project Release Manager and Community Manager for Solid
    10. Re:On the same logic by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You seem to be implying some kind of quantum state of security in which your door is as secure with a broken lock no one knows is broken as it would be with an unbroken lock. However the fact is that the lock is not only intended to dissuade people from trying to open your door, but to dissuade people from opening your door if they do try it. Or, were you saying that is what Microsoft is implying, and that they are bozos? In which case I agree with you, but your comment did not make that clear :) The fact that people trying your lock will find it to be in good working order is a feature of the lock which is just as important as the fact that it prevents people from simply turning the knob and stepping inside.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    11. Re:On the same logic by EulerX07 · · Score: 1

      You seem to be implying some kind of quantum state of security in which your door is as secure with a broken lock no one knows is broken as it would be with an unbroken lock.

      That quantum state of security is exactly what "security through obscurity" is. Don't worry, you perfectly understood what I was trying to say :), it's that it doesn't make sense.

      I don't think that they're bozos, I think they're trying to shed the responsability for having security flaws by placing the blame on those that openly discuss and publicize vulnerabilities in their products.

    12. Re:On the same logic by marauder404 · · Score: 1
      Therein lies the flaw of "security through obscurity".
      RTFA. Your statement is precisely why the security chief, Mr. Aucsmith, is urging "companies to keep up with patches because the time they had to react before hackers released exploits was shrinking." He is not at all saying that no one should talk about security exploits, as you suggest. With the vulnerability well-publicized, there's an opportunity for hackers to take advantage of a known problem with guaranteed results instead of hunting for an unknown one.
  26. Since when.. by bishiraver · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since when did Microsoft hire the Iraqi Information Minister?

    1. Re:Since when.. by esdjco · · Score: 1

      I love it!

    2. Re:Since when.. by wintermute740 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Since when did Microsoft hire the Iraqi Information Minister? "

      We finally see what "IP" Microsoft lisenced from SCO. I didn't know crack counted as IP, though ;)

  27. Partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I must admit that they are partly right on this statement. As long as they don't publish a patch, most the world doesn't even know there is a hole. A few security specialist firms know, but they are not dangerous.

    As soon as they release the patch, every hacker knows 99% of the systems won't be patched for a while, and Microsoft just about gave out what is the problem and how to exploit it.

    So I say yes, it is dangerous to say out loud "hey, there is a hole in our system, but we have a patch". I would prefer if they just shut up, and release a "cumulative patch" once in a while.

    Just my opinion.

    1. Re:Partly right by Ubergrendle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think what the slashdot community needs to do is provide some factual evidence. Specifically:

      1) Identify known, 'in the wild' virii, that took advantage of a Microsoft vulnerability before MS announced a patch.

      2) Identify how many virii were developed/released using knowledge derived after announcement, or release of, a patch.

      Obviously there's way to many viruses to do a complete list, but say the major 10 virii per calendar year, would be a good sample. Case 1 would identify how many vulnerabilities are discovered by hackers through their own active behaviour,wherease Case 2 would help narrow down the % of virii related to script kiddies I think. I suspect the number of virii leveraging net-new vulnerabilities vs clones of existing code are at least 10:1.

      In the end, I unforutnately fear that there's alot of truth in Microsoft's statements. It doesn't absolve them of being responsible for developing poor code in the first place, but the correlation they've identified is probably valid.

      --
      John Maynard Keynes: "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do?"
    2. Re:Partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeh right, you need the whole world to write a virus. mind you, those virus writers are experts too.

    3. Re:Partly right by ronaldb64 · · Score: 1

      And if you stick your head in the sand long enough, all the bad things in the world will be gone.

      --
      There's no place like 127.0.0.1
    4. Re:Partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh bullpoop. Even I've found security holes in windows, and I don't even regularly use windows:

      http://neurosis.hungry.com/~ben/msie_bug/index.h tm l

      Do you suppose I'm the "one" case he referred to in his article? There are some prodigious bug hunters in microsoft products, do you suppose none of them have created code to exploit the bug and made it available?

    5. Re:Partly right by natet · · Score: 1

      I assume that he is not just talking about windows, but about all microsoft products, such as IIS, SQL Server, etc...

      So exploits that came out before Microsoft had a patch available (I may be wrong on some of these, so I hope that people take that with a grain of salt and don't flame me too bad). Code Red, Nimda, any outlook scripting exploit, any office scripting exploit. Can we count the windows popup deal as an exploit?

      I think they guy is delusional. We might not see a widespread exploitation of many of the vulnerabilities until a patch is announced, but I am willing to bet that many of the exploits were out there before the patch. The announcement of the patch probably alerted the script kiddies, who in turn began to search for a program that exploited it.

      --
      IANAL... But I play one on /.
    6. Re:Partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eeye has a decent list for NT. So does Liu have for MSIE. Secure? My ass backdoor is more secure than Microsoft's huge pile of backdoors. This guy is a fucking liar. He should be executed for his lies.

    7. Re:Partly right by m0rph3us0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      How about
      24 unpatched IE exploits. No patches. Still exploited.

      QED.

    8. Re:Partly right by kidgenius · · Score: 0, Troll

      just to let you know, "virii" is not a word. There is not latin word "virius", so viruses is the proper plural of virus.

    9. Re:Partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as they don't publish a patch, most the world doesn't even know there is a hole. A few security specialist firms know, but they are not dangerous.

      How do you know this? There is no way to know, unless you've got solid pipelines into the hard-core black hat world, is there?

      People seem to assume that an exploit that's known by anyone will become widely known. I don't think this is a good assumption to make. It certainly is a dangerous assumption to make. Why would an intelligent person with true criminal intent let others know about a powerful tool he/she has discovered?

    10. Re:Partly right by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

      1) Identify known, 'in the wild' virii, that took advantage of a Microsoft vulnerability before MS announced a patch.

      Wasn't one of the recent "big" exploits found by the US Army after their systems had been hacked? IIRC that led to one of the recent mass worm attacks (after the patch?). My memory is a bit hazy on this, I'd say it was last June or July... but I do recall the US Army informing Microsoft of a flaw in their systems *after* the Army had been hacked.

    11. Re:Partly right by doorbot.com · · Score: 1
      My memory is a bit hazy on this, I'd say it was last June or July... but I do recall the US Army informing Microsoft of a flaw in their systems *after* the Army had been hacked.

      Probably should've gone to Google first, but it was the WebDAV exploit...

      US Army hacked via IIS hole

      U.S. Army Web Servers Hacked

      From the Frame4 article:

      Security experts are characterizing the incident as a rare example of a "0-day" exploit, referring to an exploit that takes advantage of a vulnerability nobody is aware of and for which there is no available patch. However, Microsoft issued a fix yesterday for the vulnerability (see story). Security vendors are also advising users that there are work-arounds that can be implemented immediately to reduce vulnerability.


      (Microsoft released the patch a week after the discovery of the exploit)

      That's a direct contradiction of the statement, "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known", unless Microsoft already knew about the flaw but didn't bother to release a patch.
    12. Re:Partly right by ajs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with security through obsucurity is fairly simple: wide-scale kiddie attacks are just noise in the system. Granted, a lot of noise is annoying, potentially even crippling, but it's not the primary concern.

      What you should REALLY worry about is the folks that say, "if I steal corporate secrets from [pick a large tech company] I can make $10 million selling them to the highest bidder in [pick a country that has emerging tech], thus it is worth my time to spend $1 million on security bug discovery." Now you have a whole other ball-game. Here, Microsoft cannot hide behind the veil of publicly reported attacks because these sorts of intrusions will be as stealthy as possbile and if the work, no one will ever know.

      Thus, you have to look at how many vulnerabilities there were, say, last year and extrapolate how many people will have available to them to perform such attacks.

      Open source on the other hand, contends that not only are the fewer exploits on the whole, but YOU have the source code, and can analyze it yourself and/or fix it if you find problems. When you're a huge corporation that can be a life-or-death difference because you are a very juicy target.

  28. Don't trivialise their complicit condonment!! by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1, Funny

    You may mock, but I doubt any exploit has been written without using the Shift & Return keys.

    1. Re:Don't trivialise their complicit condonment!! by weeboo0104 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You may mock, but I doubt any exploit has been written without using the Shift & Return keys.

      i FOUND ONE. mY KEYBOARD IS TYPING EVERYTHING IN OPPOSITE CASE. pRESSING SHIFT PRINTS A LOWER-CASE CHARECTER AND DOING NOTHING PRINTS UPPER CASE.

      caps-lock, wHAT'S THAT?

      Oh hells bells...

      --
      It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. -Frederick Douglass
    2. Re:Don't trivialise their complicit condonment!! by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      You've got a point, VB(script) can't have more than one statement per line (afaik), so it would be impossible to write much of a program without Shift or Enter (probably a safe assumption that VBscript virus writers don't know about CTRL-J).

  29. As they loose face before me... by La+Camiseta · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It's a myth that hackers find the holes," said Nigel Beighton, who runs a research project for security firm Symantec that attempts to predict which vulnerabilities will be exploited next.

    wow, credibility meter falling ... falling ...

  30. Never, util... by MeBadMagic · · Score: 1

    "We never HAD a problem, until we NOTICED it!"


    B-)

    --
    A friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "damn that was fun!"
    1. Re:Never, util... by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My Grandfather, God rest his soul, was 100% convinced until the day he died that he would not have gotten lung cancer had he not gone to the doctor about the pain in his chest and his shortness of breath.

  31. What the Fuck? What the Fucking Fuck Fuck? by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > 'We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known'

    "Bullshit" doesn't begin to do justice of the level of falsehood present here. We're talking about taking the very essence of falsity, distilling it over the flames of ignorance, condensing it within intestinal walls of monumentally bovine intellectual apathy and sponsoring a college kegger with the elixir-excremento obtained therefrom.

  32. To be fair if I were to write an exploit.... by Bob+Zer+Fish · · Score: 3, Informative

    If I were going to write an exploit, I'd write the exploit AFTER Microsoft had patched my OS so I didn't zombie my own computer up!!!!

    With all the script-kiddies out there, would they know how to patch microsoft to protect themselves? They probably use code from security sites which show the exploit in action, and don't understand the underlying code.
    Of course for the others, they probably realise that many people are forced to use Windows, and there only protection is Windows with a decent firewall and up to date WindowsUpdates.

  33. Which one is next? by loftwyr · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nigel Beighton, who runs a research project for security firm Symantec that attempts to predict which vulnerabilities will be exploited next.

    So Symantec has a full list of all vulenrabilities and is keeping that a secret. Then why does it take 3 days to get a Outlook patch to fix the latest vulnerability?

  34. Yes... upgrade by nulltransfer · · Score: 4, Informative
    "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

    I concur! :) Upgrade today!

    --

    My dog ate my sig
    1. Re:Yes... upgrade by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      I did some time back. Now the only copies of "Windows" I have, are securly stored on the CD rom's and images I got them on. Linux, Mac OS X, and BeOS, all running securly behind a firewall.

      I don't know how many times I have heard people claiming that none of these are "truely secure" either, yet none are showing the level of security problems that Windows has demonstrated.

      -Rusty

      --
      You never know...
    2. Re:Yes... upgrade by cscx · · Score: 1

      all running securly behind a firewall

      And what's that firewall running? Don't say Linux.

    3. Re:Yes... upgrade by ssbljk · · Score: 0

      Bill: kids, if you don't be good, I'll release another patch!

      --
      /ss
    4. Re:Yes... upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully OpenBSD.

  35. Just one?? Really?! by thesolo · · Score: 5, Informative
  36. Back at work, I see... by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's good that ol' Bagdhad Bob, aka The Iraqi "Information" Minister, has landed on his feet and found a good position with Microsoft.

    I wonder if he's moonlighting for tobacco companies on the side as well.

    --
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
  37. XP = Legacy? by La+Camiseta · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.

    So is that what they're calling WindowsXP now?

    1. Re:XP = Legacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They also cut his last sentance short:
      "If you want more secure software, upgrade..."
      ..."to a BSD or GNU/linux."
  38. How I read it by chrisbtoo · · Score: 3, Informative

    When I read this story earlier, I figured that what they really meant was, "most of our vulnerabilities don't get announced until we have a patch, and people don't start to exploit them until they're announced".

    Given that they're binary patches, it seems to me that it'd be a whole lot less effort to look at the details of the advisory (and example 'sploit) than to go reverse-engineering the patches. Particularly since they're accusing the h4x0rZ of being lazy.

    --
    Registering accounts later than some other chrisb since 1997
  39. They don't get the point... by chill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Who is it that finds all the exploits and reports them to Microsoft in the first place? It sure as hell isn't Microsoft employees!

    This means, known holes and exploits are available to certain people BEFORE patches exist. Are you willing to bet your business that those "certain people" are ALWAYS good, ethical and honest? There are no intelligent "bad guys" who can do this?

    Where are all the "hackers" and "black hats" the media is always screaming about! Please, don't tell me they are ALL script kiddies.

    -Charles

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    1. Re:They don't get the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

      Wow! I just realized your sig sums up the homosexual marriage debate.

    2. Re:They don't get the point... by More+Trouble · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who is it that finds all the exploits and reports them to Microsoft in the first place? It sure as hell isn't Microsoft employees!

      If they were giving X shares of Microsoft stock for every vulnerability found, you can bet MS Employees would be finding a lot of holes!

      :w

  40. Can we say windows ME? by K0rnh010 · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember a buggy peice of crap software called Windows ME, that had a couple of bugs in it, and it was "new" software, is microsoft telling me that if I upgrade to winblows XT that i wont have any problems? HAH the only stable Microsoft OS out there was MS Dos oh yea, I need a print out of microsoft's EULA or my Bunghole

  41. Iraqi Information Minister working for MS? by ageoffri · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wow looks like Microsoft has hired the Former Iraqi Informaiton Minister.

    "The infidels packets are slaughtering themselves at the ports to our OS"

    "There are no exploits against windows, they are all lies from the so called Open Source community"

    "We removed the Windows Update site to better serve our loyal followers."

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  42. The relationship between MS and SCO is paying off! by DaSpudMan · · Score: 1

    The Micro$oft Information Minister must have been smoking crack^^^^H, I mean talking with Darl if he's spouting this kind of crap.

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  43. Source by physicsboy500 · · Score: 1

    Or how about until their source itself is known publicly. to my knowledge several bugs were found by meerly looking at the source and if the patches show the vournerabilities of MS, then the source obviously shows the root of every problem.

    I do enjoy how they state something that can never be proven correct on top of the fact that there are already a few known exploits to the source stolen a while back

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  44. Possible Reason by KJE · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Could this possibly be because people who find flaws in the system might go to Microsoft first and say "look what we found", and then give MS a chance to fix it?

    Then, when MS does release the patch, the people who found the flaw throw up the details on their website for all the "hackers" to get their hands on.

    hence the exploits coming after the patch is released

  45. If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only Microsoft would get struck down at the next Zebra crossing

  46. He went on by QuijiboIsAWord · · Score: 2, Funny

    He went on to prove that black was white and was run over at the next zebra crossing..

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  47. Darl?? IS THAT YOU?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since when did McBride get a job a Microsoft..

  48. a quick read through thte comments yields..... by rumpledstiltskin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    pretty much nothing to call into question what he said. granted, I didn't rtfa, but I would like to hear from some slashdot users of a windows vulnerability that was exploited on a large scale before a patch was released.

    There's a lot of hand wringing and self righteous indignation over the statement, but has anyone bothered actually to counter it?

    1. Re:a quick read through thte comments yields..... by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      see the above comment: Just one?? Really?!

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    2. Re:a quick read through thte comments yields..... by Pyrosz · · Score: 2, Informative

      This posting counters it...

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=98387&cid=83 98 802

      Quick Link to Post

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    3. Re:a quick read through thte comments yields..... by trickofperspective · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, as the comment below that post mentions, it doesn't really counter his claim concerning "exploits." But this post does, as does this one.

      -Trick

  49. MSFT mentioned!! Slashbot tantrum time!!! by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The guy does have a point. The description of the patches gives malicious coders a good detail of what to exploit.

    There are no doubt circumstances where the super-1337 h4x0r finds an exploit all on his own, I'd imagine through trial and error, but for the most part, they look at windows update and see "This patch resolves a vulnerability in WMP which could allow arbitrary code execution", and they write an exploit for the unpatched boxes.

    The MSDN knowledge base is a great source for folks looking for exploits, they very often have step-by-step directions to reproduce the problems.

    That's how you get root on linux boxes too, you find people still running an older kernel version, or an old sendmail, ssh, whatever, and hit the known exploits for that version.

    And if you want a more secure system, yeah, upgrade. It works that way no matter what your personal philosopy behind your OS choice.

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  50. Upgrade sales? by ls-lta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't help wondering if they're anticipating a sales problem. If a CEO sees an upgrade request and "knows" that upgrading helps security issues, they're sure to say yes. Unless, of course the CEO thinks that the upgrade is really just another type of patch or realizes that they will get forced into a costly upgrade spiral. But, I wouldn't want to give anyone any ideas.

    1. Re:Upgrade sales? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I can't help wondering if they're anticipating a sales problem. If a CEO sees an upgrade request and "knows" that upgrading helps security issues, they're sure to say yes. Unless, of course the CEO thinks that the upgrade is really just another type of patch or realizes that they will get forced into a costly upgrade spiral. But, I wouldn't want to give anyone any ideas.

      Best bet: Get a firewall and not one running the stupid OS you're trying to shield from the outside.

      Seems like vertical marketing, doesn't it? Back when IBM had the PS/2 you could only upgrade so much before you had to get a bigger box, but no box ever seemed to be sufficient for more than a year. Too bad for IBM that other companies were all over the place that sold boxes that you could upgrade to your hearts content.

      Microsoft doesn't have a competitor, i.e. Thrudco Windows. You have to buy their OS if you buy into their argument that newest version==most secure (remember the XP ads, most secure ever? Pinocchio, eat your heart out boy) Built in Profit machine. Just upgrade, and conveniently they have a *NEW* OS every few years ready for your buying and installing pleasure.

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    2. Re:Upgrade sales? by chef_raekwon · · Score: 1

      as a systems analyst, "If you want more secure software, upgrade" means upgrade to a secure OS, not upgrade the version of Windows Strain.

      with my options today in the Open Source Arena, there really isnt much that Windows can do for me, that Open Source cannot.

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    3. Re:Upgrade sales? by AxelBoldt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Best bet: Get a firewall and not one running the stupid OS you're trying to shield from the outside.

      The best firewall doesn't protect you if you have a stupid OS sitting behind it. The most common exploits nowadays attack javascript/activeX/VBasic in IE and Outlook. Your firewall doesn't help against a remote controlled machine inside your network.

    4. Re:Upgrade sales? by tepples · · Score: 1

      there really isnt much that Windows can do for me, that Open Source cannot.

      Other than work with hardware that you already have, such as 3D accelerators and some scanner models that you received as a gift?

  51. shouldn't this be on bbspot? by hellraizr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    sure this wasn't ripped from bbspot.com?

  52. Legacy Systems by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

    32 bit extensions to a 16 bit OS, built for an 8 Bit CPU by a two bit company.

    Defining the Microsoft Legacy.

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    1. Re:Legacy Systems by squibix · · Score: 2, Funny

      32 bit extensions to a 16 bit OS, built for an 8 Bit CPU by a two bit company...

      That can't stand one bit of competition.

    2. Re:Legacy Systems by existential+goo · · Score: 1

      Man, you gotta get it right so you have all the powers of two. Microsoft Windows: 32-bit extensions to a 16-bit operating system written for an 8-bit revision of a 4-bit processor for a 2-bit company that can't stand one bit competition. And yes, I dream in hexadecimal...

    3. Re:Legacy Systems by bwindle2 · · Score: 1

      ....build by a two-bit company that isn't worth one bit :)

  53. And despite photographic proof... by Bug-Y2K · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...I never did this.

    Ever.

    No, really... I didn't.

    1. Re:And despite photographic proof... by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      Now that is funny. Can I use this shot? May have to replace your(?) face with another. Could be fun.

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    2. Re:And despite photographic proof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow what a kewl leet super hax0r thing to do!

      Your just a dirtbag.

    3. Re:And despite photographic proof... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      I see you're holding on to the signs value ...

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    4. Re:And despite photographic proof... by sharkey · · Score: 1
      May have to replace your(?) face with another.

      Might I suggest Michael Robertson?

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    5. Re:And despite photographic proof... by Bug-Y2K · · Score: 1

      May have to replace your(?) face with another.

      Might I suggest Michael Robertson? [lindows.com]


      Now that's ironic!

      I knew (mind you, only via email) Michael Robertson well over 10 years ago (when he was "MR Mac Software")... And eventually I took over as "List Mom" for the mac-mgrs mailing list about 6 months after Michael stopped doing the job.

      Small world.

  54. Logic? by CaptainBaz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr Aucsmith went on to prove that 1=2, that black is white, and promptly got himself killed on the next zebra crossing...

    1. Re:Logic? by jeremysilver · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like he is saying 2+2=5.

    2. Re:Logic? by DeVilla · · Score: 1

      a = b given
      a*a = a*b multiplication
      a^2 = ab simplification
      a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2 subtraction
      (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b) factor
      a + b = b remove common factor
      b + b = b substitute given
      2b = b simplification
      2 = 1 remove common factor

    3. Re:Logic? by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      If a = b, then (a-b) = 0, and so your "remove common factor" line is the one with the mistake.

    4. Re:Logic? by DeVilla · · Score: 1

      ya. The trick is in hiding the division. Folks rarely look for the divide by zero. I still grin when I look at it thought. :-)

  55. What I would like to know is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you put yourself in the company's position, as chairman of the company, would you be releasing the source code to what you know makes the most money and is used widely thru out the world? Face it, that's a face. Yes, we all would like to see Linux used, but it isn't. They did use underhanded ways to get to the top, but think about it.

  56. Ha... by NeoGeo64 · · Score: 0

    This is bullshit! Total bullshit!

    1. Re:Ha... by bwraith · · Score: 1

      I would tend to have to agree with this... it seems MS is trying to dig themselvees out of a whole they firt started when they released windows in the first plac that was supposedly "stable" if you are going to release a product on the shelf with the intention of having them bug test it and yes even malicious hackers bug test it, you might as well be paying the customers for their time... not having them shell out a contemptable amount of money for a product that was not "child safe" in the first place (i am sorry i had to resort to the child safe remark but there are still a lot of people out there that use the computer that have the computer experience of a small child pre computer age that just buy products because someone tells them to [i.e. MS].)

  57. MS Logic says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Windows is never vulnerable until a patch appears" if this is the case then maybe MS should stop releasing patches.

  58. Of Course, this is now moot by instantkarma1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    since so much source code was leaked out. I bet they can no longer make the claim that exploits are not released until after the patch.

    Welcome to a whole new ballgame, Microsoft.

    1. Re:Of Course, this is now moot by richardbowers · · Score: 1

      since so much source code was leaked out. I bet they can no longer make the claim that exploits are not released until after the patch.

      They're actually not claiming this (that they release the exploits after the patch). They're just claiming that they release the exploits at the same time as the patches.
      :)

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  59. Bug Free == More Secure by dre23 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Any bug is a potential security hole. And Windows has a lot of bugs. Fix the bugs, not the security holes, and your code will be more secure.

    Patching is great. Patch Management is great. But it doesn't keep the bad guys out, it just stops some worms. But then variants of worms come out.

    Clearly worms are a security threat. But there are many other security threats.

    Windows is not secure. NT NULL session, NetBIOS attacks (SAM and AD come to mind quickly), and even simple buffer overflows, format string attacks, etc ... these are POPULAR attacks against Windows that attackers are utilizing right now. Even when patched, some of these attacks still work. Why? Inherent network protocol design is part of it. But bugs are a huge part also.

    Reverse engineering patches... who needs to even go that far? Any engineer at Microsoft can just query their internal bug tracking system. An attacker could have a friend inside Microsoft who sends her/him a bug report. That friend could also be the target of social engineering. You saw the movie "Sneakers", right?

    Others can simply "grep" or "slint" the code. By reading the code, anyone can find a bug and make an exploit out of it. This has been widely done for a long time. It's not an uncommon practice, and it's not difficult.

    If coders want to fix security holes in their code, the only real place to start is by fixing the bugs. When Windows runs so smoothly and never app fails or hangs on me, When I no longer hear or see a BSOD, When hell freezes over -- Then Windows will be truly secure.

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    1. Re:Bug Free == More Secure by mr_majestyk · · Score: 1

      Fix the bugs, not the security holes, and your code will be more secure. Patching is great. Patch Management is great. But it doesn't keep the bad guys out, it just stops some worms.

      Huh? Patches do fix bugs. That is, patches are the vehicle by which bug fixes are brought to a system.

      What is your definition of a patch?

    2. Re:Bug Free == More Secure by Tony · · Score: 1

      When I no longer hear or see a BSOD ... Then Windows will be truly secure.

      What do you mean? MS-Windows is most secure when it is in a BSOD. I have *never* had an intrusion or DoS attack against a BSOD machine.

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  60. Statements are Inconsistent by blueskies · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "'It's a myth that hackers find the holes,' said Nigel Beighton, who runs a research project for security firm Symantec that attempts to predict which vulnerabilities will be exploited next. He said in many cases the appearance of a patch was the spur that kicked off activity around a particular vulnerability."
    Shouldn't it be that patches are the only time there is any activity around a vulnerability? Because that is the only way any holes are discovered?
    "'We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known,' he said."
    Right....

    The first sentence is so ironic:
    "Malicious hackers and vandals are lazy and wait for Microsoft to issue patches before they produce tools to work out how to exploit loopholes in Windows, say experts."
    It should read:

    Microsoft is lazy and waits a long time after hackers discover ways to exploit loopholes in Windows before issuing patches.
  61. Re:OK by symbolic · · Score: 4, Insightful


    There's still one major difference - M$ is driven by the almighty dollar, while Linux is driven by people who want to do what's right. Further, with Microsoft, you not only upgrade your software, but most likely, your EULA as well (and no telling what kind of nastiness). With Linux, you have no such worries.

  62. An observation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note that this is from their "security chief" and that he probably actually believes this. Amazing. You might think that if they were serious about security, they'd have a security chief who... oh, nevermind.

  63. Preparation H by enrico_suave · · Score: 1

    That's like saying you didn't start having hemorroids until AFTER someone brought home Preparation H.

    *shakes head*

    e.

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  64. I can't agree with this statement... by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known', and '[he] could only think of one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available'. "

    I've had my Windows XP system comprimised a couple of times in the most interesting way. Fully patched and running SP1. I've even tightened up IE security to high and restricted what sites can do and firewalled. Despite my best efforts, somehow I must have hit a web site which they downloaded spyware onto my system. I couldn't see it running in the task bar but it was there.

    I found it by accident. From download.com I pulled several programs to scan for running processes. I noticed some weird stuff that Bill didn't put there. I didn't put it there also. Took a bit of work but it was eventually killed and I remove the programs from the system.

    Microsoft has no explaination for this other than "practice safe browsing". Great. So how is that accomplished using IE?

    BTW, Netscape in the same environment and same web sites hasn't given me the same headaches. Oh I"m sure there are problems. At least they are not as blatant as what Microsoft has been shelling out.

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    1. Re:I can't agree with this statement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah... Don't click "Yes" in the ActiveX warning popups, Windows loser!

    2. Re:I can't agree with this statement... by Pastis · · Score: 1

      Do you have proofs to your claims appart vague statements: "there were strange programs on my computer"?

      I find that strange. I've set up several windows systems, for friends, and for me in the past.
      I've personally never used an anti-virus nor an anti-spyware, and never had *any* problem when running with updated security.

      I've installed those personal security programs on other's people machines, because of virii and spyware/adware programs. Most of the programs I've found on those systems had been installed throught 3rd party applications or infected files (many porn movies...).

      My rules for better security on windows:
      - never run as Administrator
      - update security using windows updates and office updates (don't forget that one)
      - run a firewall (e.g. free ZoneAlarm or a decicated router)
      - run an anti-virus (e.g. AVG)
      - don't use IE and Outlook. Use alternatives such as mozilla firefox and thunderbird
      - install spyware/adware removal tools
      - chose strong passwords. E.g. https://www.winguides.com/security/password.php
      - and one the most important, don't download install files/programs you don't trust 110% percent.

      If everybody was following those rules, most virii and worm would never spread that fast.

    3. Re:I can't agree with this statement... by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      " Do you have proofs to your claims appart vague statements: "there were strange programs on my computer"?

      I didn't save the logs. I had no reason to since I couldn't work on the Windows code and fix the problems. Only Microsoft or one of their agents would be able to to anything. Sorry. The names of the programs were unusual. b.exe and bth.exe. After looking around, I didn't see anything that should have called those programs (or even how they got there to begin with). I downloaded several well known programs from download.com/AdAware Removal section. They were very helpful in detecting/removing these programs.

      "I find that strange. I've set up several windows systems,"

      Why would you find that strange? We hear about these things every day in the security newsgroups. Also I keep up with www.cert.org and www.securityfocus.com to name a couple. They have some great info on multiple platforms.

      " don't use IE and Outlook. Use alternatives such as mozilla firefox and thunderbird"

      You got me there. I admit I didn't follow my own rule here. Usually I run Netscape/Mozilla. It's my fault for running Microsoft's browser. I've noticed these last few days fewer problems since I switched. Still, I think it makes the point we were discussing. Microsoft exploits are out and patches for many are not available. A fully patched system according to Microsoft should have no exploits to take advantage of. I disagree.

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    4. Re:I can't agree with this statement... by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      ::grinz::

      It's fortunate I don't have to click "Yes" in the ActiveX popups. Windows did that automatically for me. I checked the IE settings and discovered just how stupid I had been. Now everything in IE (should I be forced to use the damn thing again) is set to HIGH security.

      Amazong how much faster the pages load now :D

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  65. ROFLMAO by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I didn't get past the first paragraph for fear of laughing myself to death:

    Instead of working it out for themselves, malicious hackers are reverse engineering the patches to better understand the vulnerabilities, said David Aucsmith, who is in charge of technology at Microsoft's security business and technology unit.


    How about they read and follow instructions to write exploits, or download and modify proof of concept code? Sounds a whole lot easier and lazier to me than reverse engineering the patches. And given that many of the script kiddies don't even understand the code that they themselves use...

    And that's the head of MS security dept. speaking? Now it all makes sense! At least the BBC had the decency to call them malicious hackers.
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    1. Re:ROFLMAO by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      At least the BBC had the decency to call them malicious hackers.

      You mean there's another kind?

  66. Security through Obscurity by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 1

    Nuff said?

    1. Re:Security through Obscurity by Merlin42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      'Cuz if I said anymore then it wouldn't be as secure ...

      I shouldn't have said that ...

      I shouldn't have said that I shouldn't have said that ...

      I'm talking too much ...

      I shouldn't say that ...

      I'll just be quiet now ...

      I promise (doh)

  67. Secret identity revealed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darl McBride by day, Mr. Aucsmith by night!

  68. Then explain this. by gr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Perhaps David Aucsmith would care to explain this then? Though eEye (purposely) doesn't describe the vulnerabilities that they list there, it's been indicated (on mailing lists like Full-Disclosure) that several of them are being actively exploited.

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  69. You're all reading it wrong. by mumwahead · · Score: 0

    What he's saying is that the vulnerability is discovered within microsoft and no one knows about it until the patch is released, thus creating the security risk. But don't blame yourselves... they write code in just as confusing a fashion.

  70. Beautiful logic, isn't it.. :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hey Microsoft!

    I certainly sympathize with you guys---I know the feeling. I never had to worry about termites before I moved into a house, because termites didn't exist on Earth before January 2004.

  71. Mockery aside, how about the counterexamples? by djh101010 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's lots of fun to bash an asinine statement from Microsoft such as this. However, how about we come up with a list of actual counterexamples? Which specific patches did they release in response to a real security problem that existed before the patch?

    I'll start. KB832894 "fixed" the exploits which used the user:password in the URL to authenticate to websites. It was there long, long before the patch (years, in fact).

    What other counterexamples do we have to show precisely how wrong Microsoft's statements are?

    1. Re:Mockery aside, how about the counterexamples? by MacDaffy · · Score: 1

      They've junked the old-style version of NETBIOS (ports 137-139) rather than fix it and plenty of exploits exist for that. SHENANIGANS!

    2. Re:Mockery aside, how about the counterexamples? by freeweed · · Score: 5, Informative

      Windows file sharing.

      Back in the original 95 release, MS had a neat little bug. If you shared a folder, it was shared to the outside world by default (as it still is today, but I digress). The only security offered from within Windows was to password-protect the share. Now, the exploit:

      Windows 95, and also at least the original 98, both contained a bug in which only the first character of the password had to be guessed. So, if your password was "Slashdot", I could get into your share by simply using "s". Yup, 26 tries and I'm in (iirc windows passwords have to start with a letter, but even if not, the ascii character set isn't that big). Forget dictionary attacks on the password, you were basically in within a second - and of course denied logins didn't count against you.

      The patch for this wasn't released until well after 98 was on the market, which meant it sat for at least 3 years unpatched. I know damn well that it was known and being exploited before then, because I used to play jokes on my friends by getting into their supposedly protected folders. This was back in 1996.

      Opaserv, among other worms, used this hole to spread through a lot of systems, but I can't find the first date any of these were noticed. So I can't prove large-scale explotation of this hole, but I do know that at least I was using it well before it was patched.

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    3. Re:Mockery aside, how about the counterexamples? by KjetilK · · Score: 1
      It's a really bad sign for /. that this thread isn't higher and with more comments... (No, I'm not new here, but I thought /.ers could do better than this).

      It does perhaps not count as an exploit, but what about enabling web-bugs?

      It is a really, really bad idea to have a mail program that loads images without the user knowing, and it is definately a security flaw, because it allows the sender to track e-mail reading habits and possibly associate a name with e-mail and surfing habits.

      Nasty enough for me...

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    4. Re:Mockery aside, how about the counterexamples? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dcom/netcat remote shell exploits were out in advance of the Microsoft RPC patches.

      I dunno 'bout you, but I had dcom at least a day before the patch was released. And I'm no hacker. I'm not even a script kiddie. Just a concerned and borderline paranoid admin who bothers to *read* some of what the black-hats publish.

      If you're getting your news on slashdot, you're not reading enough variety *evil grin*.

    5. Re:Mockery aside, how about the counterexamples? by bishiraver · · Score: 1

      Blaster worm. As far as I know, the patch to fix the exploit the Blaster worm used was not patched until after the Blaster worm was released.

  72. Counter-examples? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see a lot of people calling "shenanigans" on this one... but no counterexamples. Surely somebody can dig deep into the Slashdot archives and bring up some Windows exploits the preceded the patch, right?

    1. Re:Counter-examples? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - itd be great to post a comprehensively list of these things to hold up against these laughably ridiculous claims.

  73. Muhahahahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel an automatic vulnerability finder coming on....

  74. Engage Brain, Think About It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "It's a myth that hackers find the holes," said Nigel Beighton, who runs a research project for security firm Symantec that attempts to predict which vulnerabilities will be exploited next.

    Makes sense to me. Hackers and crackers are losers by definition, so it seems a reasonable explanation that they don't have the smarts to find the holes themselves.

    They're scavengers; a slightly higher form of script kiddie, who looks for knowledge won by other people and then exploits it.

    By the way, no one suggested that companies should stop looking for vulnerabilities that need patching. That spin is just the standard /.-hate-Microsoft nonsense.

    1. Re:Engage Brain, Think About It by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hackers and crackers are losers by definition, so it seems a reasonable explanation that they don't have the smarts to find the holes themselves.

      They're scavengers; a slightly higher form of script kiddie, who looks for knowledge won by other people and then exploits it.


      Um, who do you think finds security holes in the first place? Hackers. Whether they are "evil hackers" out in the wild, white-hat hackers, or working for Symantec (or whoever), they're still hackers.

      True, most people who actually exploit the holes are script kiddies, but script kiddies are not hackers.

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    2. Re:Engage Brain, Think About It by mangu · · Score: 1
      Hackers and crackers are losers by definition, so it seems a reasonable explanation that they don't have the smarts to find the holes themselves.


      What about people who work for spammers? They may be scumbags, but they are talented. They sold their souls, for sure, but they sold it to the highest bidder.

  75. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chernobyl is in Ukraine...

    1. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U.S.S.R. = Russia for all _practical_ purposes.

    2. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and Ukraine != Russia. That was the point.

  76. hrmm by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    Which is funny, because I'm sure i once saw a list of security holes dating from win98 to XP (including NT and 2000 also) that have *yet* to be patched.

    I tried to google the list, but it appears to be missing now....

    Dammit. There were also applications included too, like the infamous IIS and Exchange stuff.

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  77. Why read the BBC anymore? by richardbowers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A few weeks ago, we were treated to the BBC claiming that the Linux community was behind MyDoom, even after it had become clear to everyone else in the world that it was written by Spammers. This article isn't any better/worse - its another thinly-disguised and apparently unresearched document, with no supporting statistics. Is there a reason to read this trash anymore, or should we switch to something more reliable, like the tabloids?

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    1. Re:Why read the BBC anymore? by verrucagnome · · Score: 1

      BBC News is truly atrocious, particularly when any sort of tech issues are being covered. The whole thing seems to be run by a group of work experience 6th formers. Apart from the terrible reporting, many news items seem to be extremely thinly veiled press releases, the sort of commercialisation that the BBC is not meant to have anything to do with.

    2. Re:Why read the BBC anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are already reading tabloid, it is Slashdot.

  78. Right the first time by obsid1an · · Score: 1

    I know this isn't exactly realisitic, but then maybe MS should be striving to make things right the first time instead of releasing an OS where you can buffer overload virtually every feature.

  79. Microsoft admits it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft admits there they are the cause of all those security holes! By recklessly releases these patches, they are creating exploits!

    I think I'll sue now that I have proof!

  80. Feature by scottd18 · · Score: 1

    "It's a myth that hackers find the holes," said Nigel Beighton If they don't issue a patch, that must mean those script kiddies are finding a new 'feature'.

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  81. It's not april yet... by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

    Wait... April comes after March... this is way too early for an April fools joke.

    If I was a windows user, I'd seriously consider suing M$ for false advertising.

  82. Kernel upgrade... by Tmack · · Score: 3, Insightful
    is the key, not OS upgrade which is what MS requires. There is a big difference. In linux, you upgrade the kernel without (normally, unless you jump major releases, ie: 2.4.x->2.6.x)having to upgrade every peice of software...just recompile and reboot. In MS's OS products, you either apply a servicepack (which might update its kernel), patch, hotfix, or other bugfix; or upgrade by buying a whole new OS that replaces all the main OS software, and pray the upgrade doesnt f*ck your already installed stuff (good luck with the registry) if its even compatible (NT/2k/XP from 98/95 anyone?). This is what that quote is reffering to, and what they expect you to do, buy the latest gratest buggiest OS they have to offer, to keep yourself secure, or dont complain to them when a bug comes out that exploits a "non-existant" vulnerability (since it cant exist until they have a patch, and since they arent patching your OS anymore, there must be no more vulnerabilities). Add to that that MS tends to End Of Life software after only a few years, where as the 2.0.x,2.2.x and 2.4.x kernel trees are still actively maintained even tho they have been around a while. So rather than an "upgrade" per Microsloth, keeping Linux "up to date" with kernel upgrades is more like their servicepacks/bugfixes (how many reboots when using Windows AutoUpdate??).

    Tm

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    1. Re:Kernel upgrade... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      I don't remember ever applying a MS patch that messed up another piece of software.

    2. Re:Kernel upgrade... by dougmc · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I don't remember ever applying a MS patch that messed up another piece of software.
      You must not have applied many MS patches then.

      Here is the big example that I can think of -- SP6 broke all kinds of stuff. So much stuff that MS released SP6a shortly after. And that's hardly the only example.

    3. Re:Kernel upgrade... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Informative

      XP SP2 is going to be a bundle of laughs...

      I remember NT SP6 where they screwed up the NTFS format somehow and several machines (luckily only test machines) rebooted to the 'couldn't load NTLDR' screen.

      Various 'hotfixes' that have cause apps to crash or behave oddly - some of which have been subsequently withdrawn and reissued fixed layer.

    4. Re:Kernel upgrade... by 74nova · · Score: 1

      i have a win2k box that i use for a tv with an older ati card. there is one patch that broke the tuner install and the software i used to capture/watch tv wouldnt even acknowledge the existence of a tuner card after that. also, on my xp box, there is an updated sound card driver that makes the card not work at all.

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    5. Re:Kernel upgrade... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      No, actually, I have applied a ton of MS patches. Look at what you are pointing to though.. an NT (2 versions back) OS. That page itself was: "Last Updated: Tuesday, October 09, 2001"

    6. Re:Kernel upgrade... by PyromanFO · · Score: 1

      So you're saying, if you want to be secure .... upgrade?

      Basically arguing the parent's point for them, thanks! :)

    7. Re:Kernel upgrade... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did an IDE drive controller patch once which caused my drives to stop working. Uninstalling that patch was a major pain.

      Just how long have you been using Windows anyway. Pretty much every sysadmin I know has one horror story or another.

    8. Re:Kernel upgrade... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      I've been using Windows since Windows 3.0. I'm not a sysadmin, I'm a professional developer and home user. I run a small network at home, less than 10 boxes total. The original post I replied to seemed to insinuate that this is a frequent occurrence, which even your post seems to indicate otherwise. Between home and work machines, I'm typically running Microsoft Office, SQL Server, Visual Studio (and .NET), newer games (Unreal Tournament 2003/2004, etc.), software to do video editing, photo album software, and some other misc tools and utilities. I apply all of the latest MS patches and don't even remember the last time a patch or service pack has taken one of the applications down. I'm not saying it's never happened, with that many lines of code, fixes are bound to cause other bugs. I'm simply saying it's more of a rare occurrence than a frequent one.

    9. Re:Kernel upgrade... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Windows 2000 service pack 2 was the fucking apocalypse. It broke everything. There is a patch which breaks customization of Outlook (not Express) and you have to uninstall the (security) patch in order to customize Outlook Today, then hurry up and reinstall it before you get exploited :P

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    10. Re:Kernel upgrade... by asdfghjklqwertyuiop · · Score: 1
      Look at what you are pointing to though.. an NT (2 versions back) OS. That page itself was: "Last Updated: Tuesday, October 09, 2001"


      What does that have to do with anything? You made the following statement:


      I don't remember ever applying a MS patch that messed up another piece of software.


      and he just gave you a list of MS patches that messed up another piece of software.
    11. Re:Kernel upgrade... by Lifewolf · · Score: 1
      I don't remember ever applying a MS patch that messed up another piece of software.

      You don't use BrioQuery Explorer or Brio Insight on Windows 2000.

      The patch for MS03-045 broke both BrioQuery Explorer and Brio Insight in such a way that any key pressed in combination with a Shift key would instantly repeat 136 times. Brio rushed out a patch for BrioQuery Explorer 6.6.4.44 and for Insight, but since I'm still on BrioQuery Explorer 6.2.2.53 I have to either bounce on Caps Lock in place of Shift or cut and paste to a text editor.

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    12. Re:Kernel upgrade... by Aron+S-T · · Score: 1

      I just upgraded from 2.4 to 2.6 on my IBM Thinkpad notebook. I did a quick browse of a "how to" someone wrote before I did it. Did apt-get just to the kernel (I'm up to date in everything else) rebooted and everything but sound worked. Did another google search, did apt-get for alsa-utils and libesd, ran alsaconf, and voila. Working system. Entire process from beginning to end: 15 minutes. So I would say even a major kernel upgrade is pretty painless.

      Sure in a large IT environment, you'ld be wise to do far more testing, and wait a bit till 2.6 is further down the line. But I am truly astounded by both the quality and ease of use of Linux qua Linux.

      On the other hand, as for upgrading to the latest Windows to solve your problems. I recently left the same notebook booted in Windows XP (which I keep patched and up to date) and did nothing unusual - just started up Yahoo messenger (I only use it for Messenger voice and syncing my Palm with Vindigo, which still doesnt seem to work in Linux). The next morning I woke up and the boot block was trashed. Why? I haven't a clue. I use an anti-virus and spyware killer, so it was none of the above. I had to reinstall Windows XP from the hidden backup partition, Several hours wasted.

      Windows is becoming more and more of a joke, and not suitable for serious computer usage.

    13. Re:Kernel upgrade... by airjrdn · · Score: 1

      Yes he did. And...I don't remember applying them. :)

    14. Re:Kernel upgrade... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, how about Win2K SP4. After upgrading the machines started blue screening complaining about mup.sys. resolution (from MS itself)? install a 2yr old version of mup.sys, even the immediatly previous version wouldnt work.

  83. Re:Just one?? Really?! by jfengel · · Score: 0

    Actually, the articles you cite go to his point. "new security flaw in Microsoft's Internet Explorer which could let hackers..."

    "A security hole in Microsoft Corp.'s Internet Explorer could prove devastating."

    "7 new security holes for Internet Explorer have been discovered by a Chinese researcher; however, there apparantly aren't any attacks on IE yet."

    He's not saying that there aren't flaws in IE; he's saying that the flaws are discovered by researchers and patches released before exploits are done. At which point he's blaming you for failing to upgrade.

    The skepticism of most articles in this thread appears to be well justified with respect to Outlook, though these days the "bugs" are more human interface issues where people are a crucial element of the infection loop: you can't be infected without pushing a button.

    I do not have the complete history of IE bugs at my disposal, but I'm pretty sure at least one IE bug has been exploited before a patch was released. However, the articles you cite don't demonstrate that.

    I'm not trying to justify MS's security approach. Blaming the user who fails to upgrade is tacky and bad. Even blaming the user who clicks on a virus-ridden attachment is putting the blame in the wrong place, and I'd like to see MS do something about that. So overall this article is rather a non-starter, but it's not actually a lie, at least not that I've seen so far.

  84. Yup by Geccie · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'd check to see if it still exists in Windows, but there aren't any Winboxen around here :-)

    Good news fellow criminals its still there. I checked on WinNT and Win2k and its located in the System32 folder. Its listed as the Dos 5 File Compare Utility I did a fc /? from the command window and it responded.

    Here, I've been using Windiff all this time... Dang

  85. Re:What the Fuck? What the Fucking Fuck Fuck? by sogoodsofarsowhat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    MY GOD you have a way with words. :)

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  86. what about tierdrop and winuke by Revek · · Score: 1

    Remember tierdrop and winuke. I remember two days a few years ago when microsofts whole network was down. they finally had to use cisco routers that rejected everything except port 80 to get their website back up. It took them weeks to come up with a good patch that would stop it. It only took a few hours to get a tierdrop fix for linux.

  87. Exploit vs Vulnerability by centron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think what he is saying is that most exploits are done using known vulnerabilities for which a patch has been released.

    The action of releasing a patch is usually the same as announcing the vulnerability. If the vulnerability exists, and there is no patch for it, it can go unnoticed, and hence unexploited.

    Once a patch exists, the vulnerability can be exploited on systems that aren't patched. Since historically patching has been lax, announcing a patch and the vulnerability it prevents can be dangerous.

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    1. Re:Exploit vs Vulnerability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, a sensible comment on this subject.

  88. To patch or not to patch... by sameerdesai · · Score: 1

    So we can interprete this in other ways is that there are so many "holes" that need to be "patched" that hackers have given up doing the hard work by themselves and let microsoft show them "the way" ... I wonder why they release a buggy code from the start itself!!! If you have less/no patches MS won't have to make these stupid remarks at all!!!

  89. shades of L0pht by Digita1Prophet · · Score: 1

    That vulnerability is purely theoretical....

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  90. Wrong by ShecoDu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Their point is that when they patch they announce they HAD a problem and the hackers can see what the patch fixed and try to exploit UNpatched machines... its security through obscurity, if I don't release a patch... hopefully the hackers won't notice the hole.

    But now that the patch is out, you can expect hackers to know about the vulnerability and attack you if you don't have the patch.

    They are dumb, dont try to play dumber. :)

    1. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their point is that when they patch they announce they HAD a problem and the hackers can see what the patch fixed and try to exploit UNpatched machines

      No shit Sherlock. Wow, how you figured that one out, I'd never know!

    2. Re:Wrong by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What a tangled web that they weave when the practice to deceive. Since you have very few people looking at the code compared to Linux/BSD you miss a lot of things. I've heard Microsoft VPs say that open source is bad because you have a lot of "unqualified" individuals submitting patches, so that "brings down the quality". I'd hardly call Linus or Alan Cox, unqualified people. Or patches from *@ibm.com, *@sgi.com or *@novell.com

    3. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you have very few people looking at the code compared to Linux/BSD you miss a lot of things

      Uh huh. Yeah. Riiiiggghhttt. Then the Linux kernel patches released last week that corrected vulnerabilities that existed since version 2.2 was what?
    4. Re:Wrong by Moeses · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You've got part of it, but you're missing the big picture.

      It's true that SOMETIMES a patch is released before the potential exploit was publicly known. But to imply that this ALWAYS happens, or to even imply that this is how it USUALLY happens is an outright and calculated attempt to deceive. That's also known as lying, as in one of those things that parents almost universally indoctrinate their children against from the time they can converse. You know why? Because lying is despicable, especially for someone in a position of responsibility.

    5. Re:Wrong by teromajusa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nice summary of their position, but you seem to be reaching the same conclusion as alot of other readers - that they want to stop releasing patches. The guy's actual conclusion is that it is increasingly important that you immediately apply security patches since the patches themselves increase the danger posed by the hole. I agree that the way he phrased it suggests a misguided attitude towards the whole thing, aside from the hyperbole, there's nothing dumb about it.

    6. Re:Wrong by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And how do the explain the lists on various web sites of MS software exploits that MS hasn't made patches for? Many have been shut down by MS now, but just they fact such things were public knowledge totally debunks MS's claim.

      Black hats generally keep exploits among themselves so when M$ does become aware of an exploit and finally releases a patch for it, the exploit could be months( years! ) old.

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    7. Re:Wrong by reverse+flow+reactor · · Score: 1

      Read the last two sentences of the article:

      "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.

      "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

      That sounds more to me like they want people to get on the upgrade cycle and pay for software as a service instead of software as a product. They seem to be looking for new revenue streams, and want to get all those corporate clients who just finished their Windows2000 migration to upgrade to the latest version instead of using Win2K on the current servers for the next several years. They seem to want people to pay a annual/monthly charge to run the lastest (and most secure) version of Windows.

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    8. Re:Wrong by Mixel · · Score: 1

      security through obscurity

      Yah, they should make fake patches and increase noise-to-signal ratio. Nobody will ever find a real bug. Heh.

    9. Re:Wrong by kommakazi · · Score: 1

      or perhaps they simply ought to focus work on releasing a secure OS for once...

  91. Re:MSFT mentioned!! Slashbot tantrum time!!! by SoTuA · · Score: 1
    And if you want a more secure system, yeah, upgrade. It works that way no matter what your personal philosopy behind your OS choice.

    Why? Can't I get a patch for my current version? Imagine that, a security fix that doesn't need you to upgrade, possibly breaking a fine-tuned system(*).

    (*) This is no figment of my imagination. At work we have a kickass app that runs on specific versions of perl, apache, mod_perl, etc. Trying to run it with the new apache and mod_perl leads to random hangs and shared memory leaks. If apache had the MS approach to security, a bug in their software would have made my app either unstable or insecure.

  92. He was missquoted... by ayjay29 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What he actually said was:

    "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before Apachi was available."

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  93. Just a matter of time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just a matter of time before statements like this make vulnerability researchers go back to releasing exploits _immediately_ to hurry things up instead of politely reporting vulnerabilities and waiting until a patch is issued before publishing their findings.

  94. Bad patches by morgandelra · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The way I read this was "No exploits happen until we release a patch" meaning that the patch that was released to fix the exploit sucked, or even better opened up new holes to be exploited...... the article almost makes sense that way.

  95. Typographical error in article by iapetus · · Score: 1, Funny

    Due to user error, the words "to NetBSD" were omitted from the end of the article.

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  96. Like the chicken and the egg by NinjaPablo · · Score: 1

    Which came first, the exploit or the hole?

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  97. IE unpatched bugs (with exploits) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    here. I rest my case.

  98. Well... by AbbyNormal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've read a lot of these comments here and I do think the claims are a little far reaching...but, HAS there ever been a worm that has exploited a previously unknown flaw in the operating system?

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    1. Re:Well... by Ewan · · Score: 1

      I saw pishing attempts using the IE bug where it didn't display the correct url if you embedded a control character in it during the gap between the bug being released and Microsoft released a patch a couple of months ago.

  99. Take it on the road by Lindy · · Score: 1

    With material this good the guy ought to be doing two shows per night in Vegas.

    I just flew in from the coast and boy are my arms tired!

  100. Err. by nberardi · · Score: 1

    That sounds about right, but many of the patches get released in secret or something shows up the KB that alerts people to creat viruses. But I don't think there has been many exploits that Microsoft hasn't brought on them selves by releasing some document that states a work around or a problem.

    So I sort of a agree with the statment from microsoft.

  101. contradiction? no? by wnstitw · · Score: 1

    QUOTE: ""We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known,"" a few paragraphs later... QUOTE: "Mr Aucsmith said he could only think of one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available" either aucsmith is a complete buffoon or bbc fudged up. im leaning towards the former.

  102. Yet Another MS Fire Started on /. by transformer_dp · · Score: 1

    Obviously this post points out a very big flaw in the way MS approaches its business practices, but honestly who in the /. audience doesn't already know that. I'm so sick of these 'MS-Sucks' flame bait posts. There are so many other things happening in the world of techdom, why do we have to dedicate 4-5 posts a day to proclaiming our dislike for the way MS behaves. To those who make these posts, please move onto a different topic. The community as a whole will be more informative and more respected if the topics were not constantly recycled. Let me guess, in the next 3 hours we'll see some post about how SCO is a terrible company too!!! Ooh, lots to learn there too.

  103. ummmmmm by cb8100 · · Score: 1

    HAH!

    No other comment, that's it. I just read the article and all I could do was scream "HAH!" at the top of my lungs

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  104. Let's start a list of counterexamples by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 5, Informative
    OK, so let's get a list going of examples to the contrary of what this dipshit says.

    I'll give 2:

    1) The original Melissa email virus (enabled by idiotic default settings in OE)

    2) The one recently where remote web sites could hijack your address bar while redirecting you and doing nasty shit - that MS didn't patch for 6 months.

    Someone might say those weren't strictly "Windows," but both OE and IE come installed by default, so it counts for me.

    Others?

    1. Re:Let's start a list of counterexamples by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      The original Melissa email virus (enabled by idiotic default settings in OE)

      Windows in general, and Outlook/OE in particular, have generally shipped with default settings that make them as receptive to outside entry as the lead starlet of a porn flick.

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    2. Re:Let's start a list of counterexamples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Windows in general, and Outlook/OE in particular, have generally shipped with default settings that make them as receptive to outside entry as the lead starlet of a porn flick.

      Nice, I'm totally stealing that.

    3. Re:Let's start a list of counterexamples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Someone might say those weren't strictly "Windows," but both OE and IE come installed by default, so it counts for me.

      MSFT officers testified under oath in the US DOJ anti trust trials that IE is a part of windows. Are Microsoft employees liars or simply guily of perjury? You decide, film at 10.

    4. Re:Let's start a list of counterexamples by Doc+Scratchnsniff · · Score: 2, Informative

      While both of those are obviously bad and wrong behavior, I don't think either would fall into the category of unpatchable exploit.
      1) Patchable by changing Outlook settings.
      2) Not an exploit. It is incorrect behavior, which leads to user confusion and trust where it doesn't belong, but it does not directly give an attacker any power over the machine.

    5. Re:Let's start a list of counterexamples by Jagasian · · Score: 1

      Well, by your reasoning with "1)", Gentoo never has any exploits because you can change all settings by modifying source code and recompiling.

    6. Re:Let's start a list of counterexamples by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      While both of those are obviously bad and wrong behavior, I don't think either would fall into the category of unpatchable exploit.

      1) Patchable by changing Outlook settings.
      2) Not an exploit. It is incorrect behavior, which leads to user confusion and trust where it doesn't belong, but it does not directly give an attacker any power over the machine.

      Certainly this becomes a semantic point, but ultimately whether they're officially exploits (or what), it is an example of "problems" with Windows that weren't corrected until someone "took advantage" of them. And in the spirit of things, I think this certainly counters the points made in the interview.

      Also, while those were the first off my head, it shouldn't be hard for someone to come up with examples of buffer overflows in the wild before they were patched. Anyone?

    7. Re:Let's start a list of counterexamples by Elminst · · Score: 1

      lol!
      This is my new sig...

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    8. Re:Let's start a list of counterexamples by Elminst · · Score: 1

      Damn... had to shorten it to fit the /. char limit...

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  105. Alright! by bruns · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alright, who gave Microsoft the SCO koolaid?

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  106. OT: your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Moore's law was a marketing strategy...

  107. One Truth in There. by chadjg · · Score: 1

    And that is that criminals, and demi-criminal crackers are lazy. Most of them anyway. I take this as axiomatic.

    So yeah, patching probably does stir things up. But this guy has to be smoking something.

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  108. If you want more secure software ... by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 0
    upgrade.

    Up yours.

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    1. Re:If you want more secure software ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, modded down for summarizing MS's attitude so succinctly and offering it back to them. That's gotta hurt. Still, this is Slashdot, so we don't expect the moderators to look for anything other than a literal interpretation. That would take (gasp) thought.

  109. How did MS find out they needed a patch? by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How did MS discover that they needed a patch? 1) Somebody hacked it. or 2) They poured over the souce code and found a flaw. I suspect at least half of them were found by method 1.

  110. sounds like a chicken and the egg question ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    which came first, full public expoitation or patches?

    I can see the point that the exploits are not "fully taken advantage of" until a patch is release, since then its 100% publically known.

    It statistically might be that virus' etc are written for these vulnerabilities moreso after the patch has been made available than beforehand.

  111. In related stories by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    In related stories, it has been revealed that firemen cause fires, policeman cause crime, and the good folks at Symantec have written all the viruses.

    Film at 11:00 (just after the anchorman tells us about all of the muggings he committed).

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    1. Re:In related stories by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      firemen cause fires,

      Ancient Rome.

      policeman cause crime

      Various UK police forces in the 1970s.

      and the good folks at Symantec

      Um, ah, um, those nice virus protection folks are always welcome to consume 20Mbytes of RAM and grind my machine to a halt.

  112. Flies Cause Garbage, says Microsoft Expert by bgeer · · Score: 3, Funny
    REDMOND (AP)-- Microsoft's Dewey Cheetum, head of the software giant's "City and Regional Advantage Program" (CRAP) Group, announced today a major breakthrough in his group's analysis of waste management processes. "The biggest problem with dealing with a municipal landfill is all the flies. They spread disease, cause nearby property values to drop, and are a nuisance." CRAP has long known that flies were a problem, but what Cheetum discovered recently made him totally rethink the problem. "We looked hard at our research data and realized that the flies were causing all the garbage" Cheetum said "It seems counterintuitive, but I mean think about it, you never see a lot of garbage without flies around it. It makes sense to me and I'm really smart, trust me." Cheetum dismissed the idea that his group might have made an error "Look bitch, I have a fucking PhD in computer science, don't get smart with me"

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  113. Who's this guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, the head of Microsoft's security business and technology unit...
    If this should not send a shockwave to Microsoft stockholders, then what?
    Wallstreet, hello...

  114. "If you want more secure software, upgrade." by NSAnonymousCoward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Translation: What we gave you the first time sucked, so give us more money and we'll give you something that sucks a little less.

  115. Complete dingbat by Performer+Guy · · Score: 1

    This guy is a fruitcake.

    What the heck is he trying to do? Convince everyone that Microsoft has no clue about security at the highest level?

    Keep talking dude, you're doing a fine job.

  116. This vuln wasn't found in a patch! by SysKoll · · Score: 5, Informative
    This is marketing BS in the purest form. Here is a nice juicy MS vulnerabilitythat wasn't found by reverse engineering a patch.

    As for real security experts, they routinely find vulnerabilities in Windows beforesending a description to MS which would then, a few months later, issue a patch. Maybe.

    There is a fine line between marketing and outrageous lying. I'm glad to see that MS gleefully steps over it every single time. Any other conduct would actually be unsettling. You see, we geeks revel in a binary vision of the world, and we cannot thank MS enough for consistently being a caricature of evil villain. It makes working against them so much more rewarding.

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  117. I have an acquaintance.. by ProudClod · · Score: 3, Informative

    in real life who could be described as black hat. He showed me exploit code for the ASN1 exploit (this was remote shell code) about a week before the Microsoft patch was release. He said it was big news in his community.

    From what i could see, it was very tight C code which compiled and worked on the winxp test machine (his own), so I guess it was authentic.

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  118. Isn't this.... by retinaburn · · Score: 4, Funny

    The same company that has an exploit written for an OS that is yet to be released ??

  119. Expert = Homeless bum by Eudial · · Score: 1

    Malicious hackers and vandals are lazy and wait for Microsoft to issue patches before they produce tools to work out how to exploit loopholes in Windows, say experts.

    I think they pick random bums of the street and ask them of their oppinion and say that "experts claim that". Maybe "expert" is a very old word for "bum".

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    1. Re:Expert = Homeless bum by potus98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's almost exactly what happened to me! When I started my sys-admin career years ago, one of my first tasks was to install a web/mail/ftp anti-virus gateway from a major anti-virus company. I fought with this turd through 4 months of patches, direct developer support, etc... Although I was a noob, I wasn't a total moron either. This thing was crap.

      Finally, we got it sort-of working. Then someone from McAfee(oops) marketing approached me about being published in a major news/industry publication. They sent me 3 "quotes" for me to choose from. I would be the so-called network and unix security "expert". Nevermind the fact that I was still fumbling with sendmail and vi.

      Since I was young, I was pretty tempted to have been published as a network/unix security expert in 1997 (for those that remember, this was not a bad time for salary jumping!) However, since I was young AND idealistic, I told McAfee they could shove it up their a$$.

      Nowadays, I'm getting old and cynical. I would only agree to being quoted in a quote they provide if an Xbox with 3 titles was included.

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  120. Did anyone read the article? by dougthonus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hah! I know microsoft is evil and all, so you have to twist anything microsoft related in the worst possible way, but still I think most of you read way more into this then was there. It clearly looks like the quotes are taken completely out of context, and you guys are all implying meaning that is clearly not intended.

    All they are trying to say is that patching your machine is a good idea because many exploits are created from reverse engineering. I don't think there's anything revolutionary about that statement, and I think it's a pretty accurate one.

  121. Seeking examples... or Flamebait if you will by riclewis · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm going to play devil's advocate for a minute here, because most the comments so far have seemed to be just as lacking in substance as the Microsoft comments.

    So let's really hash this out.

    Just for kicks, let's make a list of examples in the last three years where a virus/explot happened on any kind of wide scale before the patch was available. If we really disagree with his comments, let's make an intelligent attempt at rebuttal.

    I'll take first shot: the first major incident that comes to mind for me is the COM+ bug of this last summer.

  122. Re:Just one?? Really?! by thesolo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article states "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known"

    However, in the cases I cited, people were absolutely exploiting those bugs in the wild before Microsoft released a patch for them. While the articles I linked don't explicitly state "this is already being exploited", the fact of the matter is that exploits did happen before Microsoft finally put out a patch. A friend of mine was hit with the domain-spoofing bug while surfing pr0n, seriously.

  123. bizarre collusion by mabu · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "It's a myth that hackers find the holes," said Nigel Beighton, who runs a research project for security firm Symantec that attempts to predict which vulnerabilities will be exploited next.


    I find it kind of weird that Symantec is backing Microsoft up on this goofy propaganda. You'd think, since they are in the business of protecting peoples' computers, they wouldn't make such a ridiculously stupid statement.

    1. Re:bizarre collusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was at the conference, what they said and what the BBC jurno said, was a little diferent. I think the "lazy" refrence was added by the jurno..

      They said something like, hackers do not need to find the vulnrabilities, when they are given them [announcement of the patch] and so many orgs take too long to patch or do not track the updates/patches.

      I am sure if there was not so many vulnrabiltiies found now (you can make a good living out of finding them responsibly) hackers would go back to finding them, rather than concentrating on the exploits.

  124. If you want more secure software upgrade... by plopez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    to Linux or *BSD or OSX or OS/390

    Seriously, to me it sounds more and more like they knowingly shipped a defective product (remember, it wasn't until class action suits that the ar industry started to clean up thier act). Then they are using fear of security issues to force upgrades. It almost sounds like racketeering to me.

    "Ya got a nice server there, it would be a shame if something happened to it... for just $bignum dollars we can protect you..."

    Hey! That sort of sounds like the AV "industry" as well... :)

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    1. Re:If you want more secure software upgrade... by plopez · · Score: 1

      that should've been 'car industry'. The point being is there needs to be accountability of some sort.

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    2. Re:If you want more secure software upgrade... by nnet · · Score: 1
      Exactly. Commercial software makers need to be made liable for their products. I don't think there's a single other industry where a complete lack of liability exists as it does in the software industry.

      Want to bet if MS had been legally/financially liable since the start, they wouldn't have the dominant position in the marketplace they enjoy now. Thats right, capitalism at its finest would have doomed MS to either secure their software from the beginning, or go out of business.

  125. well i can tell you for a fact... by ophix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i can tell you for a fact that the RPC hole was being exploited for at least 9 months before a patch was out. I know a few script kiddies in RL who were pissed off when the patch came out as they lost their doorway. I watched them do it a couple of times as proof. I pretty much will not put a windows box directly touching the outside world in any way shape or form now.

  126. A crackers mind? by miffo.swe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe MS is mixing things up? If you count worms and viruses as exploits in the same category as real breakins then by far those and script kiddies who uses ready made exploits account for most breakins.

    Any sane cracker wont report his latest exploit to bugtraq. He will continue to use it until someone else finds out about it. When it hits MS and they patch it the cracker will have found another hole to use. The most dangerous breakins is ofcourse corporate espionage and i think the ones doing those have a field day on Windows right now. They dont use common exploits that intrusion detection systems detect since they want in and out unnoticed, even if the systems in the target is unpatched.

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  127. Cancer by Kombat · · Score: 1

    (Re: Eliminating cancer treaments will eliminate cancer) Well, that is technically true. I mean, they WILL die. ... and no new cases would appear?

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  128. Re:What the Fuck? What the Fucking Fuck Fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dude, give the guy a break.

    when Steve ballmer hired him he was able to get him for a set of office chairs and a snow globe...

    Besides, the mentially retarted need jobs..

  129. Should have been posted with the foot icon by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

    This certainly falls under the category of humour. It is the funniest thing I've read on /. in a while.

  130. Logical Consequence by 4/3PI*R^3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If a vulnerability is never exploited before a patch is relased. Then this is equivalent to saying releasing a patch implies a vulnerability may be exploited. Thus the contrapositive of this statement is never releasing a patch is implies a vulnerability will not be exploited.

    Since a statement and its contrapositive have the same truth value (if one is true then so is the other) and if M$ assumes the initial statement is true then they must accept the contrapositive is true.

    This being the case it seems the logical consequence for M$ in their desire to increase security is to never release another patch.

    But this would require M$ to actually operate under a logical framework and we know that his statement is false.

    1. Re:Logical Consequence by nukem1999 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Incorrect. The contrapositive of patch->exploit is no exploit->no patch, which is not really a truth. The inverse of patch->exploit is no patch->no exploit, but the inverse of a true statement does not have to be true.

    2. Re:Logical Consequence by 4/3PI*R^3 · · Score: 1
      Correct! Score +1 for nukem1999 who obviously paid attention in his Logic class and actually knows what a contrapositive is and can discerne between a statement, it's invers, it's converse, and it's contrapositive and also knows the internal logical relationships between the four. I'll be looking up one of your old posts and giving you a +1 since I currently have mod points.

      I typed contrapositive instead of inverse. Also the first sentence is broken into 2 incomplete sentences. That's what I get yet again from submitting my comment with readining it first.

      Of course my intent was not to be Informative. I was going for Funny. My ultimate goal is to get a +5 TROLL. Even Kathleen Fent got a +5 Offtopic on one of the only 2 posts. I guess that's one of the benefits of sleeping with CmdrTaco. But, I'm not willing to go that far -- I do have my standards.

      Does anybody really think it would be good for M$ to stop patching all together? Think of all the programmers and system administrators that would suddently be unemployed!!!

      OK moderators -- hint, hint, this is a JOKE -- FUNNY -- HA, HA, HA, HA. Excuse me while I go to my happy place!!!!

  131. Okay, now that was funny!!!!!!! by zibix · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Where do you want to go yesterday?" Thanks, that made me spit coffee on my screen... but it needed cleaning anyway.

  132. Could this mean... by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could the mean that Microsoft as a Business exists moving in time backward. This explains Microsoft quick profits and good business decisions back in the 80's and over now in the 2000's a younger and less experience Microsoft is making more mistakes. and having a little more competition to deal with.

    I don't know about you but I confused myself.

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    1. Re:Could this mean... by daft_one · · Score: 0

      So... does this mean that, when we fire a tachyon stream at MS headquarters to destroy them, the convergence of that with the streams sent off by our past & future selves will, in fact, create Microsoft in the distant future? And that it will expand to destroy the Earth just as life originates?

  133. Re:Just one?? Really?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MSBlast?

  134. only Microsoft finds exploits by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or is it the other way around ?

    say [pun]"Only Microsoft exploits exploits"[/pun]...

    from the article :

    "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.

    "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

    Here you are. They said it, officially.

    I seem to remember that my debian stable is composed of 1-2 years old software, and, regularly patched, will say secure without even have to reboot...

    PEOPLE !!! "If you want more secure software, upgrade." ... to Debian 8)

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    1. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by strike2867 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Debian 8? Isnt there a Debian alpha they can upgrade to.

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    2. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Somebody around here has/had a .sig to that effect. "The box said Designed for Windows XP or better, so I installed [insert favorite distro name here]"

      I always found it funny anyway....

    3. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you say Debian when there's OpenBSD? Just curious.

    4. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by Necrobruiser · · Score: 5, Funny

      **"Only Microsoft finds exploits"**

      Or is it the other way around ?

      say [pun]"Only Microsoft exploits exploits"[/pun]...


      I think the other way around would read "Only exploits find Microsoft."
      Seems more probable that way...

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    5. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by stanmann · · Score: 2, Funny

      old joke... insert so I bought a Mac.

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    6. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you want more secure software, upgrade." ... to Debian 8)
      Debian 8 is a long way into the future ;-)

    7. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the other way around would read "Only exploits find Microsoft."

      Maybe in Soviet Russia, perhaps?

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    8. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by kryptoknight · · Score: 1

      You forgot the "In Soviet Russia, " part :P

    9. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, Microsoft exploits you!

      Oh wait...

    10. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by UFNinja · · Score: 1

      Not quite, because if it were Soviet Russia, other way around would think you! ;)

    11. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by potmos · · Score: 1

      PEOPLE !!! "If you want more secure software, upgrade." ... to Debian 8)

      Woah! Debian is already up to version 8? I guess it's the new Linux distro thing to jump 6 version numbers, or like RedHat dropping 6 versions. ;)

    12. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by estes_grover · · Score: 1

      "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.

      "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

      Yeah, well I have recollections of getting patches from MS and there'd language on the page suggesting that Win 95/98 are not vulnerable.

      But Win 95/98 are not supported. We recommend that you upgrade to a supported version of the OS.

      Which, BTW, *is* vulnerable.

    13. Re:only Microsoft finds exploits by alexpage · · Score: 1

      Except for those nasty kernel vulnerabilities, they usually require a reboot...

  135. Agreed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    BBC = Bunch o' Bloody Crooks!

    ... removing bookmark ...

  136. There's a perfectly good explanation for all this. by hethatishere · · Score: 1

    Well, it's perfectly obvious that Redmond is not experiencing the security problems that the rest of the world is because they were isolated from the changes in the timeline. In layman's terms they'd be in a 'paralell universe' mostly like caused by temporal wake. Obviously, the article got to us because of the excess Tachyon emissions. Don't read the article, fellow Slashdotters it could create Casuality paradoxes which would destroy the innocent Redmond from which this message came!

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  137. Symantec partly agrees... by rmpotter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:

    "It's a myth that hackers find the holes," said Nigel Beighton, who runs a research project for security firm Symantec that attempts to predict which vulnerabilities will be exploited next.
    He said in many cases the appearance of a patch was the spur that kicked off activity around a particular vulnerability.


    For the most part, I think this is true. Most Windows exploits DO "magically" appear a few days or weeks after a patch is available. Of course, hundreds of thousands of users never patch, or never patch in time. The "magic" lies in the symbiotic relationship between anti-virus software producers and malware creators.

    None of this excuses MS from releasing Swiss cheese code, but it looks like a lot of malware gets created after a "proof of concept" has been released by "security researchers".

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  138. Counterexamples? by gmuslera · · Score: 4, Insightful
    So never was an exploit before a patch available? I remember last year when there was a lot of exploited IIS with the WebDAV enabled by default like 2 or 3 days before Microsoft releases the patch.

    Maybe they knew about the vulnerability for a week at that moment, maybe they were testing the patch, but the patch was not yet available, existing systems were being actively exploited, and site owners had no clue about that vulnerability because the "will be no exploit till we release this patch" policy.

    I'm not sure if that is the best example, but at least is one that is enough to show how much bullshit they used to tell in public.

  139. Fourth option by frenetic3 · · Score: 1

    • download source, fix bugs, recompile ;)
    i keed, i keed...

    -fren
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  140. How far would Ford get? by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

    "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

    How far do you think Ford would get if they said something along the lines of:

    "If you don't want your Pinto to explode, upgrade."

    Hey MS, fix your crap.

  141. Can I sue? by zippyRRB · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "It's a myth that hackers find the holes," said Nigel Beighton, who runs a research project for security firm Symantec that attempts to predict which vulnerabilities will be exploited next.

    So can I sue Microsoft for providing hackers the information they need to hack my machine. Sounds like they're aiding and abetting according to that logic.

  142. Iraqi information minister working at Microsoft? by gkelman · · Score: 1

    Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf? Is that you?

  143. OFFTOPIC by hendrix69 · · Score: 1

    "The infidels packets are slaughtering themselves at the ports to our OS"

    ROTFPMP -Rolling on the floor pissing my pants!
    Goddamn, that was the funniest shit I ever read. And I read some funny shit. Thanks.

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  144. Star Trek.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep on thinking of this ST:TNG episode where Picard gets shuffled around between the past, present and future. By doing some blather (IIRC, some inverse tachyon pulse into an anomaly) they create a temporal rift...

    So here's this MS marketroid saying, "Windows is secure until we release a patch." It's like saying, "We've created an anomaly in the past by releasing this patch today." Uh huh.

    Anyhoo, knowing that MS is known for taking a kernel of truth.. well, say sliver or iota of truth, and then twisting it into their needs I had to look further... So I went to eEye and cert and poked around. Soon, I realized that the MS statement was closer to the "All dogs are cats" argument from phi101. The iota of truth in this case means that others find the exploits and, being good net citizens, they inform MS a few days or months in advance. MS then releases a patch. At this time the exploit is released to the wild and people start creating code around the exploit. In other words, MS has thus far relied upon the benevolence of the Internet to do no harm before MS is patched.

    It's like the whiny kid on the playground who's mean and nasty and pathetic. The big kids tell the little kids not to pick on him because that would be so *low*.

    Little Kid: Hey, that guy Billy just peed in his pants.

    Big Kid: Hey, don't shout it. Give the kid a chance.

    Little Kid (to Billy): You peed your pants.

    Billy: My pants were not peed. I have on new diapers. The pants only became peed when I changed my diapers. Nyah nyah nyah.

  145. So which exploits came out before the patches by girgit · · Score: 1

    If haven't RTFA (and I won't) but the post here is not saying that the exploits are caused by the patches but that patches expose the vulnerabilities.
    This means is that the people who discover vulnerabilities inform M$ of them instead of exploiting them. Very nice of them, but I find that hard to believe. Are there examples of exploits that came out before their respective patches did?
    How does it happen is the OSS world? I know that vulnerabilities are discovered (and published) and patches are released very soon after that. Are there exploits that happen within that short time? The reason for this is that the vulnerabilities are also open. In case of M$, they are not.

  146. Instead of usual slashdot antics.. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be nice if someone here were to engage in a groklaw like effort of documenting the cases in which an exploit occured before the patch. That would be the mature approach. Who knows, maybe he's right.

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  147. Two Observations... by lynx_user_abroad · · Score: 3, Funny
    First: Microsoft must have knowledge about vulnerabilities which they are not releasing patches for. Unless the next monthly patch (or Service Pack) is the last one ever released, it means they chose not to release a patch they currently know about, or they didn't know about/didn't have a patch for the vulnerabilities which next month's Service Pack fixes.

    Second: They are admiting that any machine which is not patched current has vulnerabilities; including machines with fresh installs, and the ones sitting on store shelves/warehouses waiting to be sold. Since these machines are already admitted vulnerably, and since patches are now being release monthly (or more frequently) we can conclude Microsoft Operating systems have a maximum warrantable period of 30 days, and recalls should be done for all previously delivered software, since the manufacturer is admitting the fault at this point.

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  148. how about testing these assumptions?? by freerecords · · Score: 1

    How about testing these claims by gathering data on exploits that were written before - and using a hypothesis test, with a correlation analysis to check if there is any ASSOCIATION.
    Then again - correlation does not imply causation.

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  149. IIS & Internet Explorer by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 4, Informative

    "A previously unknown vulnerability in Microsoft's Web software allowed an online attacker to take control of a publicly accessible U.S. Department of Defense server last week, the military confirmed late Tuesday."

    http://news.com.com/2100-1009-993276.html

    (This has been confirmed over more or less independent channels. Nobody was truly independent because of the pending war on Iraq, of course.)

    And, as you all know, several holes in Internet Explorer exist which are being exploited actively.

  150. Re:OK by jellomizer · · Score: 0, Troll

    I thought Linux is own by SCO. And you have to pay for these upgrades. You mean that I have been RIPed Off! Man now I am really disapointed.

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  151. Unbeleivable! by GoMMiX · · Score: 1

    I had NO idea that Darl McBride was MS's security cheif!

  152. Not true. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    Kernels as far back as 2.0.x still receive security updates. As new kernel series are developed, the old ones are handed to maintainers who become responsible for the security of the product.

  153. Dude... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    If a politician said something like this it would get torn apart by the media.

    ...have you listened to any politicans lately? The complete and utter bullshit they come up with and get away with would make your head implode. Your brain cells would collectively either commit harakiri or escape through any orifice possible, leaving nothing but a big vacuum. In fact, I suspect that's the fate of most politicans - listening to other politicans.

    Kjella

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  154. Just the Other Day by pete-classic · · Score: 1
    head of Microsoft's security business and technology unit states [. . .] that releasing patches is what causes exploits


    That's funny, just the other day my dog was trying to convince me that flies cause dog shit.

    -Peter
  155. One Instance by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm guessing that one instance of exploitation would be the initial windows purchase. That's when you bend over and Billy comes over to plant his worm in your "security hole."

  156. MS Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Our products just aren't engineered for security."

    - Brain Valentine: Microsoft senior vice president in charge of Windows development team

  157. Uhhmm, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, yes thats our plan. But who will believe you... Mu ha ah haha! Bill Gates

  158. Partially True by phorm · · Score: 1

    Though I hate to say it, this statement is partially true. No, we wouldn't completely eliminate cancer by stopping treatment, but by sustaining bloodlines wherein cancer is common - we are increasing the rate at which it can spread.

    The same thing applies to many gene-related defects/diseases though. Nowadays we have the technology to allow people with said condition to live and produce offspring which may inherit it. In latter days, they would die and thus not pass on the possibly defective genetic material.

    Not argueing that it's a good thing that people can live... but until an actual cure is found or perhaps gene-therapy for such things (which is scary in itself) we are actually making ourselves as a race more succeptible to such things by creating survivors.

    1. Re:Partially True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah baby. Eugenics is obviously the way forward.

  159. Is he interviewing... by 99bottles · · Score: 1

    for the postion of Iraqi Info Minister?

  160. PLEASE READ THE ARTICLE by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Informative

    It is NOT only the MS exec who is saying this. In the same article Symantec confirms this:
    "It's a myth that hackers find the holes," said Nigel Beighton, who runs a research project for security firm Symantec that attempts to predict which vulnerabilities will be exploited next.

    He said in many cases the appearance of a patch was the spur that kicked off activity around a particular vulnerability"

    As usual everyone is going off half-cocked.

  161. Setup on the part of MS to redirect blame? by mabu · · Score: 1

    Is it possible that articles like this are a setup to set the stage for taking action, not against hackers, but web sites and publishing companies that divulge information on system vulnerabilities?

    This is the one argument that seems to make sense out of Microsoft's goofy statements. If they establish the impression that publishing vulnerabilities is the key factor in creating problems, they can go after their critics as the cause, instead of tracking down the actual hackers.

  162. It could be true! by mazarin5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It could be true!
    After all, I've never had a cavity until I went to the dentist!

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    1. Re:It could be true! by MrPink2U · · Score: 1

      Close but no cigar. Let me show you what you should have written.

      "After all, I've never had a cavity discovered until I went to the dentist."

      I think that quotes from this article were taken a little out of context. Not that I would expect anything different from slashdot.

    2. Re:It could be true! by mazarin5 · · Score: 1
      Close but no cigar. Let me show you what you should have written. [...]

      I think that quotes from this comment were taken without a sense of humor. Not that I would expect anything different from MrPink2U. :)

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  163. Which ignores the point.. by KalvinB · · Score: 0

    "It ignores the fact that there is a community of hackers out there actively looking for the holes."

    The point being made in the article is that the "community of hackers" has never actually found an exploit until MS told them where it was by issuing a patch for it. At which point, all the hackers are then doing is taking advantage of people's laziness.

    I wasn't up to date when the SoBig virus hit. But the patch was available a month before it came out which further proves the point of the article. However, no computers on the home network were touched because I run a $40 hardware NAT that's properly configured. The College of Education was the least affected college at ASU because the people who do the tech support make sure all the virus scan and windows updates happen automatically. The faculty affected where the ones that went out of their way to stop windows from updating.

    Keep up with the free patches and you're fine because all (most of) the hackers working on Windows are just a bunch of no talent script kiddies. SoBig didn't happen because of some genius. It happened because MS told them what the exploit was and a month later they finally got it to work and the real problem was lazy Windows users.

    It's very rare that a Windows virus doesn't require user assistance.

    Ben

    1. Re:Which ignores the point.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Excuse me, but have you ever heard of eEye?

      You know, the guys that were sitting on the latest IIS hole for 6+ months waiting for MS to patch it before releasing the details?

      The same guys that said they were sitting on at least two other holes?

      So, what was that about the 'community of hackers' that has never found a single hole ever? Sure, the eEye guys aren't on the same level as a bunch of script kiddie worm writers.. But who are you to say that there isn't a single person out there who wants to write a worm and just happens to know enough to find one of these holes?

      The holes are already there, thanks to bad coding/auditing/testing/QA/whatever. This is the point that every Slashdotter is trying to get across.

      MS is almost making it sound like noone should be looking for these holes, noone should be fixing them. They want us to believe that by never disclosing vulnerabilities, they will never be exploited. Which is all well and good, if you can completely ignore the fact that the holes are already there.

  164. Re:Just one?? Really?! by trickofperspective · · Score: 1

    See also here and here.

    -Trick

  165. no vulnerabilities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woah....If there are no vulnerabilities until a patch is administered then I guess there was no reason for administering a security patch in the first place.....good sound Microsoft logic.

  166. 9.x kernel? by oneiros27 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Um.... Windows 98 isn't 9. anything.

    If anything, it's 'Win4.1'. Take a really close look at the installer the next time it runs. [I know I saw 'win4.0' flash by when I installed Windows 95 for the first time.]

    In the same way, Win2000 is is 'NT5.0' I'm not sure if XP is the fabled 'NT6' or jut considered to be 'NT5.1' as I've never used it.

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    1. Re:9.x kernel? by Shados · · Score: 1

      Winver report it being NT 5.1 Cuz well, it really is little more than Windows 2000 with a few integrated apps added, a change or two to the way drivers work, and a buggier GUI. At the least, Microsoft acklowledge that in the version number.

    2. Re:9.x kernel? by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yup, XP is 5.1. At least their version numbers (still) tell the truth about how much differences there *really* are beneath the "pretty" surface. 3.1 to 4.0 (95) was a pretty huge leap, not only GUI-wise. So was Windows 2000 (5.0), which some consider Microsoft's greatest improvement. Windows Longhorn will be Windows 6.0.

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    3. Re:9.x kernel? by irokitt · · Score: 1

      Although the DRM makes me think of Longhorn as Windows 6.66. I mean, come on, they're talking about dongles for the love of God...

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    4. Re:9.x kernel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, 9x and NT are completly different products there was a NT3.1, NT3.5, NT3.51, and NT4.0. Windows 4.0 (Win95) is very different from Windows NT Workstation 4.0.

  167. Here comes trouble by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
    So does anyone else read this as an open invitiation from M$ for all those hackers out there who have been slacking off to step up and get those exploits out on time?

    By this time next week we'll be ass-deep in MyDoom.g and PrePatchOfDeath.a .b and .c

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  168. Things that need to be pointed out. by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Few quick observations...

    1.) Microsoft end of lifed windows98 on Jan 16th of 2004. That's 6 years of supporting an operating system, folks. That's impressive. $100, and you got downloadable updates for 6 years? RHN subscriptions or enterprise linux don't touch that. So, if they don't provide security updates for it anymore, it's only because, in terms of software, it's ancient and it should be phased out. Upgrading to get security sux, but who'd buy a new computer and willingly want to use their old win98 on it (i know slashdotters can always come up with whatever reasons for anything, but in the general public).

    Yes the Linux kernel, even back to 2.2, is still being updated. And yes, linux updates don't cost money. But, what if I have just downloaded kernel 2.4.11, and it works great, and oops, we found a problem in 2.4.11. The solution is to upgrade. Not patch. What if going to the new kernel breaks stuff that used to work, while in the process patching an old hole?
    This is different, but similar to MS. "You have a problem with 2.2.7? You should try to upgrade to 2.2.26 or 2.4.24." "You have a problem with windows98? You should upgrade to ME or XP."

    2.) The article claims windows has not had security holes that were exploited before a patch was available. I don't think this was true, but keep in mind, the VAST VAST majority of Microsoft problems are with outlook, internet explorer, office, IIS, exchange, etc. Technically, these are not windows problems. It's like saying that wu-ftpd has an exploit that gives a user root access (which is almost always true), and then blaiming that on the kernel dev team.

    Or, it's like OpenBSD. "Only one remote hole in the default install, in 7 years". My ass. The default install is unusable as an OS. How do they accomplish their security claim? Partially through well-written systems. Partially through turning off every freaking useful service known to man that you would want to run on a server. And yet, people hold them up as a paragon of security. The holes in OpenBSD are from other programs, the masses cry. But no one thinks about the same thing in terms of microsoft.

    3.) The time warp thing is confusing me. Everyone is saying that it's a logical fallacy that Microsoft could have released patches for security bugs that are not yet discovered? Or, what, i'm not following. The have the code, they test it, they find a bug, they try to release a patch before it gets exploited. This involves, as has been discussed, not mentioning that there is a bug, but i suppose security through obscurity is still security.

    How many times have we seen a story on slashdot that exclaims how microsoft has yet another hole (!!!!1!) and then, 40 minutes after the bashers have played their part, someone comes on and says "people should have applied this patch (link) which is discussed in MS Knowledge base 7498923298232"? I see it all the time.

    The average linux user is smarter than the average windows user. Therefore, we tend to keep our shit up to date. Microsoft tries to make it as easy as they can, but there's no such thing as idiot proof (i mean, in windows XP, the windows update service pops up on the first run of the OS and asks you if it can run in the background, checking for updates, and downloading / installing them automatically for you!).

    I'm not trying to defend microsoft here, all I'm saying is that, before you bash them, think.

    ~Will

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    1. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by t_allardyce · · Score: 2

      outlook, internet explorer, office, IIS, exchange, etc. Technically, these are not windows problems. It's like saying that wu-ftpd has an exploit that gives a user root access (which is almost always true), and then blaiming that on the kernel dev team.

      Erm, Microsoft wrote all of those so yes we are blaiming their problems on the Microsoft 'team'

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    2. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by kurokaze · · Score: 1

      but you still have to differentiate between the teams that work on the apps and the team the works on the windows kernel.

    3. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      But, what if I have just downloaded kernel 2.4.11, and it works great, and oops, we found a problem in 2.4.11. The solution is to upgrade. Not patch. What if going to the new kernel breaks stuff that used to work, while in the process patching an old hole?

      This is different, but similar to MS. "You have a problem with 2.2.7? You should try to upgrade to 2.2.26 or 2.4.24." "You have a problem with windows98? You should upgrade to ME or XP."


      You're confusing your terminology... The problem with your argument is that going from 2.2.7 to 2.2.26 is a patch, not an upgrade. It's the same as applying a patch to a Microsoft product that modifies the kernel. And, as everyone knows, applying Microsoft patches very frequently breaks old things... you do not need to upgrade just to lose functionality.

      And that patch is often even more risky in Microsoft products than open source, because MS typically supplies a whole package of unrelated patches with no way of applying only the individual ones you want.

    4. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you grab kernel 2.4.18-14, which is patch 14 of the 3.4.18 kernel from the debian system. Active backporting of security patches to stable kernels.

    5. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

      The holes in OpenBSD are from other programs, the masses cry. But no one thinks about the same thing in terms of microsoft.

      Yea it's those other program vendors that suck ass! The people who release Outlook and Internet Explorer!!

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    6. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by geekbox5 · · Score: 1

      linux-2.4.11-dontuse.tar.bz2 09-Oct-2001 16:55 22M

      I think if you have a problem with 2.4.11, it's your own fault.

    7. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by damiam · · Score: 1
      the VAST VAST majority of Microsoft problems are with outlook, internet explorer, office, IIS, exchange, etc. Technically, these are not windows problems.

      They're not? My copy of Windows shipped with IE, Outlook, and IIS. If they're on the Windows CD, integrated into Windows, and installed by default, than security problems with them are Windows problems.

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    8. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      I don't think this was true, but keep in mind, the VAST VAST majority of Microsoft problems are with outlook, internet explorer, office, IIS, exchange, etc. Technically, these are not windows problems.

      While this may be true for most of the apps you listed, if it comes with the kernel (windows), and I can't uninstall it while keeping that kernel, then it is a problem with that kernel. Hence, as far as I'm concerned, any IE bug is a Windows bug. If they don't like that mentality, the solution is simply the opposite of the above.

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    9. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If it was any other MS bashing article, you would have a point. But did you really read the article?

      The logic that that article clearly asinine.

      Pleas read it and find out for yourself.

    10. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Microsoft ways that IE, OE, WMP are all integral parts of the OS. They cannot have it both ways. Either they are part of the OS or they are separate apps. And separate apps can be removed.

    11. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree with your assertion that average linux user is smarter than the average windows user. Nobody knows whether that's true or not, but if you look at Slashdot and its audience as average Linux user, we can state that average linux user is more stupid than average windows user. You don't see average windows user bashing Linux with false accusations and assertions. However we do see so many number of Linux users bashing Windows. I have realized that most of these people do not even know computers quite well. They seem to learn Linux and various computer related stuff, but they don't know much deeper than that. I especially love news that state that Slashdot is a favorite place for programmers. I haven't seen any serious programmer here yet, most of the people seem to be system admins and probably the worst ones.

    12. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OpenBSD unusable by default install? Eh?

      Might be for you. I'd like to disagree:

      1. OpenBSD, v3.1. Running a webserver, default install, minor fiddling with config to change name of server, those kinds of things. Happily serving my personal webpages and assorted trash since 2001.

      2. OpenBSD, 3.2. Running a DB server, only non-default change or install was for PostgreSQL. Happily serving DB requests for a small office since 2002.

      3. OpenBSD, 3.3. Running as a gateway for a large institutional network, also as firewall. Only default install, no additions or changes. Happily filtering packets since 2003.

      4. OpenBSD, 3.4. Running as a basic desktop, OpenOffice installed, no other changes, 40+ machines. All nicely working since 2003.

      I'd list several others, but I think I've wasted enough time on an idiot like you. Basic OpenBSD installation, with normal defaults, will work both as a gateway or a webserver quite nicely. Since these are the places OpenBSD is used most, I'd say that it's reputation for security is WELL DESERVED.

      Oh, and since I am putting my personal knowledge and reputation behind this, I will sign this.

      Igor Lulic
      il11 at csu dot csuchico dot edu

    13. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by nytmare · · Score: 1

      Windows ME came out in September, 2000. Therefore Windows 98 was the current OS version 4 years ago.

      Personally I like my products to be reasonably supported a lot longer than 4 years after I bought it, particularly base products.

    14. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      I deliberately chose 2.4.11 because of this.

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    15. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      They're not? My copy of Windows shipped with IE, Outlook, and IIS. If they're on the Windows CD, integrated into Windows, and installed by default, than security problems with them are Windows problems.

      My linux CD came with Apache, gcc, wu-ftpd, bind, and sendmail. They were installed by default. Security problems with these are obviously linux problems, correct?

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    16. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      How to uninstall internet explorer.

      Step 1.) Install XP service pack one.

      Step 2.) Start -> Control Panel -> Add/Remove Programs -> Uninstall Internet Explorer

      Thank you, thank you. For other things that are "integrated into the windows kernel", see Outlook, IIS, Outlook Express, MSN Messenger, Net Meeting. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

      Dude, if you're going to MS bash, get on top of your shit first. I'm not saying they're not evil, all I'm saying is if we're going to attack them, we need to understand them.

      ~Will

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    17. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      And how many of those machines have holes?

      None? Or none that you know about.

      By default install, I meant that you had to *turn shit on* in order to make anything usable. Without turning any services on, you get a fully installed system, with everything off except SSH. It's like buying a car, and sitting in it with the keys in your lap in the car lot, and being proud that this car has never been in a wreck.

      Oh, and answer me this? What's the super user on OpenBSD? It certainly is not root. Cause, I had an OpenBSD system, and I wanted to set my password. User account will. So I'm logged in as will, and I type passwd. It won't let me change my pasword to anything less complicated than Jce&2C!@7lf.&*$%jal. I don't want my password that complicated. So I su - to root. I type passwd will. It WILL NOT let me set a non-complicated password. I'm sorry, spit out an error, and don't let the minions change their passwords to dumb things, but when I'm root, I AM GOD. Fuck you, this is my world, I am king of all that I survey. But, not on OpenBSD. I can't even open the shadow file to put a pre-encrypted password into the file, cause THERE IS NO SHADOW FILE.

      Fuck OpenBSD. It's easy to make an operating system free of remote holes in the default install: don't fucking listen on any port but ssh. WOW, I'm a GENIUS. But, then, you end up turning stuff on. Oops, security guarantee not valid. Plus, when you're root, we're not going to let you do everything you want to do. We're going to restrict you.

      Whatever, that OS sucks. Bottom of the barrel, as far as I'm concerned.

      ~Will

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    18. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by geekbox5 · · Score: 1

      That "dontuse" is like a big red button. Just begging to be pushed.

    19. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by damiam · · Score: 1

      They are problems with your distribution. You didn't get "Linux" on that CD, you got "Red Hat Linux" or "Mandrake Linux" or "Debian GNU/Linux". Linux is just a kernel, not a full operating environment. Windows is both, and therefore IE bugs are problems with Windows just as much as Mozilla bugs are problems with SuSE.

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    20. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      Hehe... You know, I've thought of setting it up on a system just to see what it would do, how many files would get corrupted. Just for fun.

      But, I know there was like a couple of hours where people downloaded it becuase it was on slashdot or wherever, or someone had a computer set up to finger kernel.org thousands of times.

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    21. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      Ah. So, problems with mozilla are problems with SuSE. Or, problems with apache are problems with redhat. Or problems with SSH are problems with OpenBSD. Or problems with wuftpd are problems with debian.

      Now, I agree with you. I hate how a lot of people in the OSS world move quickly to blame others for interface problems, buggy code, version incompatibility, etc. However, some people would disagree with both of us, saying that these are problems with specific pieces of software, not with the distro.

      I just think that, if people can say that SSH problems are not the fault of OpenBSD, despite being packaged (and people do), then it's equally possible to say problems with IE are not problems inherent to the Windows kernel / core OS. And I think that may have been what the Windows exec said. Now, I'm not saying he's right about being almost exploit free, but I'm saying, given the definition of "Windows" as the core os and kernel, he may be more right than we give him credit for.

      ~Will

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    22. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by geekbox5 · · Score: 1

      You know, I've had that idea myself. Haven't had a chance to set up a spare box for it though. Always wondered exactly what would cause enough problems to warrant it being branded "don't use." Once, I downloaded 1.0 for nostalgia's sake, but it doesn't work the best when your main file systems are ReiserFS.

    23. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I'm running WinXP Service Pack 1, and here's what I get in the standard Add/Remove Programs section:

      Internet Explorer Q832894 (1.11 MB)
      Google Toolbar (0.75 MB)

      Did I step in the wayback machine, and IE is only a Meg or so? And the Google Toolbar is almost as big as IE? Say it isn't so.

      So I look a little further, in the Add/Remove Windows Components (What!?! bundled with the OS?). And what do I find? Oh, there it is, IE 22 MB. There's the space glutton I know and love. Well, I'm running IE, but let's try uninstalling it anyway...well, it didn't complain about anything being open, but all my icons for it disappeared. Well, let's try Start, Run and type iexplore and see what happens. Can you guess?

      I've been reading about this since XP came out. One of the biggest chuckles I had was where you can choose to pretend IE isn't on your system by deselecting it from the Windows Components list. And all it does is take away the icons, and not (usually, I'm sure) use it when another program calls for a browser window. It's still used for all the pretty rendering of your explorer windows (and probably for Outlook HTML emails, rather than whatever you choose as your default browser). And may still leave you vulnerable to some of it's security bugs. Do you Remember, during the Anti-trust trial, where they said IE was integral to Windows, and went on to splatter the API throughout their Win APIs to prove the fact? Yeah, didn't think so. And you better bet nothing's changed.

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    24. Re:Things that need to be pointed out. by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      What?

      I'm sorry, this simply doesn't make sense. I've read it like 4 times trying to figure out what you actually said, but...

      Windows ME's release date has nothing to do with how long Win98 was supported. And I'm not sure where you got 4 years from, or what it's in reference to.

      In any case, not a fan of RedHat, are you?

      ~Will

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  169. Security by Obscurity by ThinkTiM · · Score: 1

    They've depended on it for years - why stop now?

  170. Actually by Mycroft_514 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The viruses that are making the rounds now, many of them won't work on Win 9x.

    The older systems are growing more secure, because the virus writers are going after the newere ones.

    Coupled with running any e-mail program besides Outlook and you are pretty secure.

    1. Re:Actually by Spoing · · Score: 2, Insightful
      1. The older systems are growing more secure, because the virus writers are going after the newere ones.

      Win9x;

      Good: Less complex, so fewer places to exploit.

      Bad: All programs run as 'root'/'administrator' and no architectural protections at all beyond the system crashing (intentionally) after a priv. operation has occured (usually a program bug).

      WinNT/Win2000/WinXP/...;

      Good: System enforces 'root'/'administrator' access.

      Bad: Most configurations and users do not respect this separation.

      While these are not complete reasons, they do cover the major areas.

      Security has little to do with popularity or attention. Win9x can't be hardened, and many of the older attacks still work against it as it is actually used...so why bother inventing more?

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    2. Re:Actually by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Security thru obsolescence. There's a concept. :)

      SB

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  171. Old Kernels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many people do you know that are still running 2.0.34

    Hell man, I'm still running Kernel 1.2.13 (Slackware 3) on a an old Pentium 133MHz box that's still going strong!!!

    Why dork with something that works fine?

  172. This is the same David Aucsmtih who, when at Intel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This is a new focus for the security community, [...] The actual user of the PC -- someone who can do anything they want -- is the enemy."

    -- David Aucsmith, security architect for Intel, as quoted in an article by Robert Lemos of ZD Network News, Feburary 25, 1999

    Remember the Pentium III Processor serial number?

  173. Re:Bahh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Joe Sixpack has a bigger problem than over modem auto-attacks, and that's Joe Sixpack clicking any old attachment he gets.

    I'd rather they spend money making future versions of server/workstation software secure than Joe Sixpack's Win98 AOL Box.

  174. He makes a good point by geekee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "'[he] could only think of one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available'. Erm..."

    Although the MS guy overstates his case, it isn't always a good idea to release a patch for a system after an exploit is discovered internally that is not well known. The problem is that releasing the patch also alerts malicious individuals of the vulnerability. The real problem that must be solved first is figuring out a way to deploy a patch at a level near 100% so that releasing the patch does more good than harm.

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    1. Re:He makes a good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Microsoft knows about a hole, doesn't patch it, and it's exploited, then the information that MS knew about the hole and didn't do anything leaks, they have a serious liability.

    2. Re:He makes a good point by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      Although the MS guy overstates his case, it isn't always a good idea to release a patch for a system after an exploit is discovered internally that is not well known.

      The problem is that there are several flaws that were well-known before an MS-Patch showed up.
      The domain-spoofing one being one. And the 'hide file extensions by default' "feature" certainly counts in my book as a flaw that gets exploited. And that one's still not been "fixed".

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  175. Microsoft At Blame for not Educating Users by unics · · Score: 0

    Okay, so Microsoft wants to claim that their operating system is not exploited until a patch is released. First off, how did they know to make the patch if the operating system wasn't exploited. But more important, until recently, what has microsoft done to help educate those end-users whom use their computer just for email or word-processing about maintaining their computer.

    Let's face it folks...most novice people who buy a computer expect it to work the first time and not do anything to up keep. Their idea of up keep is buying a new unit. Most people don't understand that Microsoft provides a free service to their customers to help make their system more stable (in relative terms to microsoft quality).

    I personally hold Microsoft responsible for not properly educating those users how to maintain their systems. Granted, I'm not asking to have each individual user sent to a "Computer Licensing" class to know how to maintain OS patches and Antivirus Pattern files.

    Possibly even an automated tutorial when the user first turns on their computer or some guide that can help them with the process.

    The other complaint that I have is that Microsoft has made these patches so large that most updates (from a computer that has never seen the daylights of windowsupdate.microsoft.com) usually take 2-3 days of constant effort to complete. Most novice users don't have DSL or Cable modems cause they only use it for very simple tasks such as email and moderate web-surfing over a 56K modem.

    I do have to applaude Microsoft for finally making a windows security update cdrom http://www.microsoft.com/security/protect/cd/order .asp
    for free. After all, these are problems caused by them for lack of testing their code for security vulnerabilitites for those individuals who just have a slow connection.

    Lastly, I feel that Microsoft should have the workstation locked down to begin with at first time turn-on. For example, Microsoft could do the world a big favor by making their workstations with xp by default have the firewall enabled. It would eliminate a whole set of vulnerabilities right there and/or limit it (whether it is a DoS attack or Virus).

    Microsoft also needs to educate users that just because they went to the store and bought Norton Antivirus 2004 means that it is current. Most people think they buy this software to stay current with the latest. But most often by the time the software is packaged, shipped, and purchased in bulk and redistributed to the stores it is already more than 90 days old and is in serious need of updating.

    Microsoft also needs to have their patches broken up into smaller segments. So that users can casually download these programs in the background if they are connected to the internet and idle.

    Enough ranting and raving. Microsoft just needs to admit that they as an OS distributor are going to find their operating system vulnerable and hacked. Granted other operating systems have vulnerabilities and problems too *but* the user group is much more in-tune to patching and verifying that their systems are secure.

  176. Poor analogies by ratpick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The analogies in previous posts (locked doors/crime, cancer/treatment, etc) are entirely inaccurate. A more proper analogy might be the fixing of a defective door/window in an apartment building, where the fix is observed and the problem exploited before all units are updated.

    Why is this phenomenon so hard to accept? When I first played around with Linux, I put up a server on multiple T1's of bandwidth to experiment. After pointing a domain to the system, it was attacked and compromised regularly, but only after a patch was released. Yes, that's right, Linux suffers the same problem. Now, I'm certainly not advocating the cessation of security patch development. The people reverse-engineering patches for exploits are small potatoes--the real threat is the person capable of ascertaining and exploiting holes on their own. However, releasing patches does facilitate the development of exploits by those who would otherwise be unable.

    I hate Microsloth as much as the next geek, but the issue here is not whether patches facilitate attacks (of course they do). Exploits will occur regardless, and I for one would rather have the opportunity to pro-actively patch my systems instead of hiding in a Saddam summer home. The issue is half-assed buggy software that requires so many patches, and security holes that totally compromise systems.

    Oh, and I don't buy the 'logical fallacy' BS either--I've seen it happen, so obviously their argument is invalid, or the premises false, or both.

    "Even logic must give way to physics."

    1. Re:Poor analogies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it was attacked and compromised regularly, but only after a patch was released"

      So why exactly did you not patch it?

    2. Re:Poor analogies by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Ditto what ratpick says about crappy analogies. We see this "locks on doors" style of analogy a lot (esp. on Slashdot). There's many variants. One says "even if the door is unlocked it still trespassing." Another says "The vendor who sold you the lock is at fault since he knew his locks could be picked." And so on.

      These analogies have nothing to do with real life. They're just analogies and they don't really help us understand the situation. Why? Because Microsoft is not some guy living in a house, or a locksmith with a small shop, they're one of the most powerful corporations in the world.

      When I was in college there was a rapist who attacked girls living off campus. One victim was living in an apartment where the bathroom window physically could not be locked. The guy crawled through and raped her. Guess who got sued? The apartment's management company. Guess why? Becuase they were the only ones with enough money worth going after.

      But there are some crucial differences between landlord-tenant law and whatever sort of law you'd use to try to hold Microsoft (or any vendor) liable for faulty software. For starters, cracking a system is not a violent crime. (Though the prison sentence for "hackers" is probably on par with what rapists get. But that's a judicial and/or legislative problem, not a legal liability issue.) Furthermore, the EULA states right on it that they can't warrant the system against break-ins.

      In fact Microsoft doesn't even make security/firewall products in the first place, so this is (analogy alert) like suing the guy who makes your file cabinets after thieves break your locks and find that the file cabinets themselves are wide open. Nevermind that Microsoft markets their products as more secure and reliable -- THAT'S MARKETING HYPE and, compared to previous versions of Windows, it's probably valid marketing hype.

      Landlords are obliged to provide a safe place for you to live, in return for your money. Microsoft makes no claim that they'll provide a safe way to connect your systems to the Internet, and they never have. The only people who might be liable for cracking systems would be a managed data center or co-location facility that actually makes the claim that your box won't get rooted.

      Cars, alcohol, and guns kill people all the time. That doesn't mean that Chevrolet, Coors, and Colt are negligent or liable for the resulting mayhem. I'm no Microsoft fanboy but I'm really sick of this stupid locks-on-doors analogy. That whole line of thought is a red herring.

      How do you secure systems on the Internet? I certainly don't know. Frankly I don't think there are too many people who do. From what I've seen you've got two choices: Trust a few vendors like Cisco and SecurID, or trust a few unix geeks.

  177. Thousands of Dollars - Thanks For Asking by HopeOS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given the number of Windows machines in my office that have required complete reinstallation after a bad Windows Update, I'd say we've spent many thousands of dollars in lost development time. Think developers not working * average wage * hours twiddling thumbs waiting for reinstallation for the bigger picture.

    My desktop XP is on its fifth install. I have compressed images of the XP partitions saved on the network so I can restore the entire system state rather than reinstall from scratch.

    -Hope

    1. Re:Thousands of Dollars - Thanks For Asking by SpaceCadetTrav · · Score: 1

      Way to go... blame someone else for your inability to uninstall a hotfix or perform basic debugging techniques.

    2. Re:Thousands of Dollars - Thanks For Asking by HopeOS · · Score: 1

      When the machine blue screens on reboot, there's not much left to do but reinstall.

    3. Re:Thousands of Dollars - Thanks For Asking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, except for maybe try some of the recovery tools available today. Yeah, it may take longer than reinstalling, but you'll learn something. Life doesn't end with a non-booting system. I desperately hope you don't work with servers. If I tried to tell a user that thier data was gone because the box is blue screening, I'd lose my job...

  178. Hmm. Cute. by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

    Oh, so he's basically saying that Microsoft Windows will never be secure? Yeah, I could have told him that. Besides, patches heal more holes than they create... so his statement made Microsoft's lovely Operating System look a lot more vulnerable. =/

    I'm glad I use Linux. Oh sure, it's been proven true that Linux has more holes than Windows... but which is worse? Windows of course. With Linux, the holes get patched quick... and are relatively small anyhow.. but with Windows, it seems to take Microsoft about 8 months to fix each damn hole. Come on, I know you can do better than that!

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  179. FUD == More Secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any bug is a potential security hole.

    False. A bug that could only cause white pixels to be drawn as yellow is not a security hole.

    It would not even be safe to say that all security holes are bugs, some are by design. (see Windows 9x)

    Patching is great. Patch Management is great. But it doesn't keep the bad guys out, it just stops some worms. But then variants of worms come out.

    Yes, it stops some worms. And then the next patch stops more worms. And this continues until, in theory, all security holes have been patched. What do you expect? Do you want Microsoft to skip patches and "simply" fix all of their bugs in one go?

    Even when patched, some of these attacks still work. Why?

    Because the patches did not adequately address the security hole. Internet protocol has nothing to do with it, it's either bugs in the patch or no patch related to the issue.

    You saw the movie "Sneakers", right?

    Actually, no.

    If coders want to fix security holes in their code, the only real place to start is by fixing the bugs.

    And somehow do this in production code without releasing patches for it?

    never app fails or hangs on me

    Microsoft does not write all of the apps that run on Windows.

    When I no longer hear or see a BSOD

    I haven't seen a BSOD for a very long time. months, maybe years. I've never heard one to my knowledge, but then my ears aren't very sensitive in the blue range.

    When hell freezes over

    Well, I hear Bill just bought a nice sturdy coat...

    1. Re:FUD == More Secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False. A bug that could only cause white pixels to be drawn as yellow is not a security hole.

      The password box in an app is poorly written and writes white characters to a white background.

  180. Microsoft admits to creating the vulnerabilities.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is how they keep us upgrading our software. They just admitted that. lol.

    good one for bill gates. I'm sure they got the haxor division of the campus where they unleash to code samples to efnet after the fact.

    ya right.

  181. Only the morons are lazy by ScuzzyTerminator · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Aucsmith's logic assumes that the only exploits that count are by morons who try to infect every machine on the planet.

    The bright and industrious hackers like to keep a low profile.

  182. Drop the affectation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Obviously there's way to [sic] many viruses to do a complete list, but say the major 10 virii per calendar year, would be a good sample. Case 1 would identify how many vulnerabilities are discovered by hackers through their own active behaviour,wherease [sic] Case 2 would help narrow down the % of virii related to script kiddies I think. I suspect the number of virii leveraging net-new vulnerabilities vs clones of existing code are at least 10:1.

    You had it almost right there, just that once, with 'viruses'. Check it:

    There is one more common English -us word borrowed from Latin that doesn't follow any of the rules above: virus. To the Romans a virus was a dangerous or disgusting substance, anything from snake venom to body odor. Ancient grammarians couldn't agree whether the word was a third-declension noun, a fourth-declension noun or in a class by itself, but the one thing they could agree on was that it didn't have a plural form. Ever. To the Romans, it was a mass noun, not a count noun. That hasn't stopped English writers from inventing pseudo-Latin plural forms to cover the modern countable senses of the word. Viri is formed on the false assumption that virus is a second-declension noun. (Viri in fact is the plural of Latin vir, "man".) Virii is an even worse mistake. Only Latin nouns that end in -ius form the plural with -ii. There are no really common English plurals in -ii other than radii. That hasn't stopped people from trying out such atrocious forms as virii and penii. Virii would be the plural of virius, if such a word existed in Latin. Other suggested plurals include virora, vira, virua, and vire. For more on the debate, see http://www.perl.com/language/misc/virus.html. The one inescapable fact is that in classical Latin, there was no plural of the word. In English, the only correct plural is viruses.

    You can find the whole article here. Now you can just use the word 'viruses' all the time, and not sound like the literary equivalent of an out-of-tune piano.

  183. What'd he say?? by cyclist1200 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this Microsoft's way of saying they're not gonna patch Windows vulnerabilities any more?

    1. Re:What'd he say?? by psoriac · · Score: 1

      If they don't patch it, and thus no one exploits it, is it still a vulnerability?

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  184. Put your money where your mouth is by sootman · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

    OK, I'll take you up on this. Starting today, release no more patches for XP and 2003 Server (or IE or IIS or OE or MS-SQL or any other component.) We should see no new exploits from this day forward. We'll give it a year. If an explot is found, I get your house and car. If no exploits are found, you get mine. Deal?

    PS: If you release another patch, I win. Any "feature upgrades" must be thoroughly examined by a 3rd party to make sure you aren't sneaking any patches in. I promise I will not actively look for exploits myself.

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    1. Re:Put your money where your mouth is by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      If an explot is found, I get your house and car. If no exploits are found, you get mine. Deal?

      I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to trade his place for a mobile home and a '73 Pinto.

  185. Compare this to the car industry by MiniChaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is exactly the same as a car manufacturer saying "we never had an accident caused by this fault until we told people about it".

    Well of course you didn't. The defect still caused accidents but other factors were blamed.

    This disgusts me.

    1. Re:Compare this to the car industry by gral · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that's a better comparison. Same idea I had but worded a whole lot better.

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  186. Secure Software? by skooba · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "If you want more secure software...", dump Windoze.

  187. Absolutely by Tony · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The guy does have a point. The description of the patches gives malicious coders a good detail of what to exploit.

    This is completely true. Publishing the details of a hole certainly draws attention to that hole.

    However, it doesn't change either the facts or history: many holes were exploited long before MS either published a description, or a patch. If MS did not publish patches, crackers would *still* discover holes, and exploit those holes.

    There are several levels of cracker. There's the script kiddie, which accounts for the largest number; there's the typical malicious coder, who can create a new exploit based on the description of a hole; and there are the true malicious hackers (the ones that deserve the term, bastards as they are), who can find a hole and write an exploit.

    Many security firms find holes in MS-Windows. This is without code or anything else. If good guys can find holes, why would you assume the bad guys sit around waiting for patch descriptions? That's very poor logic.

    Yes, upgrading and patching will make you more secure. But, security is also dependent on the quality of the OS you run, and no amount of MS-Spin (tm) or outright lieing can change that.

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  188. if... by dizzy+tunez · · Score: 1

    this is true, why do they release patches anyway?

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  189. True, but by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unlike Open BSD, Windows Installs many obscure features into the the default install of the desktop. So although it wasn't a bug in the kernel, it was in Ie or windows messaging or RPS or something else. I sort of prefer the OpenBSD idea that the end user has to decide what to put on their computer besides the shell and basic utilities.

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  190. Post leaves out most important quote by geekee · · Score: 5, Informative

    " Instead of working it out for themselves, malicious hackers are reverse engineering the patches to better understand the vulnerabilities, said David Aucsmith, who is in charge of technology at Microsoft's security business and technology unit."

    Of course I wouldn't expect a biaed site like /. to bother even considering MS's arguement. The post doesn't even bother to explain the MS position, but instead just continues with the mindless MS bashing that I've come to expect here to insure that no meaningful disscussion ensues and nothing is learned from MS, since of course they can't possibly have anything usefull to teach us about computer use and misuse.

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    1. Re:Post leaves out most important quote by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

      Of course I wouldn't expect a biaed site like /. to bother even considering MS's arguement.

      Here's the problem though... Microsoft is trying to say, "When we release a patch, we're giving hackers shortcuts to exploiting the vulnerabilities." This might be translated as, "If we didn't release patches, the hackers would still figure out the exploits, but it would take them longer, and fewer would have the expertise to do so." Yet this is not very comforting to those supporting Microsoft products, as it still means exploits will be in the wild. I'm not sure what Microsoft hopes to get from a statement like that... it just makes them look disorganized and out of touch with reality -- there will be exploits and there will be attacks... whether that attack is tomorrow or next year is not as important as whether or not a patch is available.

      And to quote a sig a read a while back... if /. wasn't slanted, it'd be |.

    2. Re:Post leaves out most important quote by menscher · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Those of us in the computer security industry happen to be well aware of how this works:

      A researcher finds a vulnerability. The researcher reports it to Microsoft. The researcher waits up to a year (in the case of the ASN.1 vulnerability) for a patch to be released. Simultaneous with the release of the patch, the researcher posts how to exploit it. So yes, usually the information about the vulnerability comes after the patch... by a few minutes.

      Now ask yourself: what if the researcher doesn't contact M$ first?

    3. Re:Post leaves out most important quote by Helvick · · Score: 4, Informative
      OK then speaking as an admin in a large outfit that is predominantly MS this guys approach is typical of MS management. They (the MS suits) do their damnedest to imply that it's someone elses fault and even though they must understand this stuff they pile on the FUD in order to avoid taking the rap when they should.

      Take the SQL patch that remedied the vulnerability used by Slammer\Sapphire. While this was available for >6 months before being widely exploited it was so poor on release by MS that it had never been widely deployed. In fact most people who needed to apply it would never be able to tell they needed it (it was labelled a patch for SQL Server only but was needed by Age of Empires among hundreds of other home user apps). So they made it available for a fraction of the systems that were vulnerable (Pure SQL only, not clustered, not MSDE, not Visual Studio) and you needed a lot of Windows and SQL architecture expertise to be certain you had actually installed it correctly and comprehensively on even the small fraction of systems you actually had a patch for.

      So they released their non-patch and promptly forgot about it until Slammer appeared (despite a growing body of evidence prior to Slammer that it was not an adequate fix). Once Slammer was released they reworked the patch and their information on it repeatedly - to the point that they eventually had at least a dozen variations and pages of instructions\guidelines on using it.

      I had the wonderful experience of being in a teleconference with MS engineering support during the peak of the Slammer outbreak (well +-12 hours after the peak) and I am certain that they had a bunch of MS legal heads in the room constantly putting them on mute and telling them not to answer our questions. They did not give us anything like a realistic picture of the scope of the problem at that time, would not confirm or deny that the patches were being reworked. And I know the engineers in question had a fair idea of all of the correct answers.

    4. Re:Post leaves out most important quote by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      The post doesn't even bother to explain the MS position, but instead just continues with the mindless MS bashing that I've come to expect here to insure that no meaningful disscussion ensues and nothing is learned from MS, since of course they can't possibly have anything usefull to teach us about computer use and misuse.

      The article makes it look like this David guy is stating something that's quite ovbious, and using it to try and justify his side of the argument without looking at the other side.

      That kind of attitude is meant to occur (kind of...) here on Slashdot, but does seem somewhat out of place for a stamenent by a company rep for a "Proper News Outlet".

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    5. Re:Post leaves out most important quote by MiniChaz · · Score: 1

      This is a forum for open discussion. If you believe something is true then say it.

      Can you explain Microsofts position so we can discuss it sensibly?

      Thought not.

    6. Re:Post leaves out most important quote by geekee · · Score: 1

      " This is a forum for open discussion. If you believe something is true then say it.

      Can you explain Microsofts position so we can discuss it sensibly?

      Thought not."

      MS's position is that by releasing patches, they make it easier to for attackers to crack into unpatched systems. The crackers simply compare the patch with the old cade, find what was changed, and figure out the exploit from there. That was the point of the artcle. The post of the article mentions none of this, but simply takes a quote out of context and uses it to claim MS believes they should not patch systems. The post completely mischaracterizes the intent of the article, which should have been a vehicle to discuss the dilemma of releasing patches that MS has found through experience. I thought this was obvious from just mentioning the quote I posted above, which formed the basis of the article, but I guess it I assumed too much in gauging your reasoning skills, based on your response.

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    7. Re:Post leaves out most important quote by geekee · · Score: 1

      Your problem is that you're more concerned about assigning blame then solving the problem. MS is saying they lose either way. If they don't release a patch, the vulnerability exists for everyone, but is less understood and less likely to be exploited. If they release a patch, people can patch the vulnerability, but MS makes it significantly more likely that an exploit will be developed, since they believe crackers are reverse engineering patches to develop exploits. Therefore, the unpatched systems are much more likely to be exploited if they release a patch. The solution to the problem seems to require a method to insure that above 90% of systems are patched soon after the release of a patch. Hoever, there are other factors that make people hesitant to patch systems, inclding fear of breaking functionality, lack of time, etc. This is what should be being discussed, but the person who wrote the post was more interested in bashing MS than actually looking at the problem.

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  191. security through stupidity by rbird76 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    MS wants to make computers secure for copyright holders from those who purchase their output (or not), they want to make email more secure and less spammable, and they claim to have an emphasis on security. The quotes (I haven't RTA, so fire away) seem to imply a level of security below "security through obscurity" (I call it "security through stupidity") incompatible with securing anything more valuable than yesterday's used toilet paper. These are the people I'm supposed to trust with my bank accounts (or already do), my pictures, video, and music, my checkbook and taxes, and my personal mail? Why would copyright holders or anyone else with anything of value trust MS to secure their work? Why would users trust them to make something that works well and does what they want if MS doesn't understand or care what they want? They may be able to write programs, but if they have such a distorted view of reality, how are they going to understand what others want or how to help them to get it?

    Willful stupidity is not a defense mechanism - it is a way for MS to say "Got ya, suckers!" MS must figure that it can afford because of market share to ignore and antagonize its customers while using its positions to find new people to antagonize - usually businesses operating under willful stupidity end up in Chapters 7 or 11, so I can't figure that they're that stupid. They must think that others are however, that as long as they have a pretty butterfly and nice ads no one will pay attention to the bugginess and insecurity of their software and the denial of their executives. I hope this is wrong.

  192. Not Necassarily. With no released patch... by gral · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Admins just didn't realize that was how there box was hacked until after they saw the symptoms.

    With the patch in hand, people can say, "Oh THAT was how they did it."

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  193. Only in Microsoft... by loteck · · Score: 0, Redundant
    are cause and effect reversed. And, of course...

    in Soviet Russia.

  194. The solution is obvious! by El · · Score: 1

    Never release any patches, and there will never be any exploits! Isn't that the strategy M$ is already following?

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  195. Poor programming AND incompetent management by Balrogg · · Score: 1

    I think it's a combination of BOTH! I have several friends who have worked at Microsoft, both as contract employees, and regular staff - OH the stories I have heard!

    I read recently in some tech article online that the author doubted Microsoft's commitment towards their Security Initiative, and cleaning up their code. I have no DOUBT that Microsoft is committed to cleaning up their code... what I doubt is their ABILITY to clean up their code.

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  196. That would be... by 87C751 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "We think it is due to our patented time-traveling module," quips Steve Balmer.
    That would be a kernel module. See pp. 270-271 of Oney's WDM book, 2nd. ed.

    Wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it firsthand.

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    1. Re:That would be... by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Funny
      WDM? Damn, I parsed that as WMD.

      Windows of Mass Destruction.

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  197. Cause and effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft just broke one fundamental law. First there was a patch and then it was vulnerability. Brrr... It means that patches produces vulnerabilities.. Well done Microsoft. Everything left is to claim that earth is flat.

  198. Iraqi misister of information by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone let G. W. Bush know we found the Iraqi Minister of Information.

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    1. Re:Iraqi misister of information by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

      We knew where he was. We issued him a VISA to work in Utah about a year ago.

    2. Re:Iraqi misister of information by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      D'oh!
      Man for the last half hour I was trying to figure out what you were getting at. Now that I "got it" I'm glad I didn't ask what you were talking about. Now the people in the cube farm are wondering why I just burst out with laughter.

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  199. brute force can make up for a lot... by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    and spammers have a lot of time, a lot of computers, and all the incentive in the world. What makes you think that only MS can find the holes in their software? Brute force, lots of people, and lots of patience can do quite a lot - brilliance is not required. Even dumb people are smart sometimes ("the problem with stupid people is not that they are predictably stupid, but that they are unpredictably smart.")

    The sig on /. says it best : 10 guys at MS working 9-5 versus 10 million file sharers working nights and weekends - do the math in man-hours...

  200. Gross misquotes there by Temporal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The head of Microsoft's security business and technology unit states that Windows is never vulnerable until a patch appears

    He said no such thing. Not only does he say no such thing, but you (Michael) are clearly aware of it. To claim that the vulnerability doesn't exist until a patch appears would certainly be absurd, which is probably why no one made that claim.

    The article is simply making an observation: That most vulnerabilities are not actually exploited until after a patch is released. This is an observation, not an assertion. It seems like a very reasonable one, too, since most evil crackers are not smart or patient enough to go though Windows binaries instruction-by-instruction looking for bugs. Instead, they just wait until a patch is released, and see what was patched. That way, they know where to look.

    No one is claiming that a bug can't be exploited before the patch is released. They are simply pointing out that they usually aren't.

    Michael, you can't just misquote people like that. It is obvious from looking at the comments here than most people did not read the article. Most people believe what you write, and don't realize that it is a gross exaggeration of what was acutally said. Even if it is Microsoft (and mind you I'm no fan of Microsoft), it's still not ok. Don't stoop to Microsoft's level; lying about your enemy is not the right way to win any battle.

    It's posts like this that made me give up on Slashdot as a source of anything other than humor long ago (see the sig).

    1. Re:Gross misquotes there by MacDaffy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Man! You had me going there for a moment. I was going to award you the shiniest mod point I had in my quiver until I went back and checked your assertion.

      David Aucsmith explicitly states that: "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known," he said.

      This statement is false on its face and it is not misquoted. Numerous posters have pointed out why much more completely than I can. Again, CIFS/SMB using ports 137-139 is so irretrievably flawed that they've implemented a workaround rather than fix it (PATIENT: It hurts when I do this. DOCTOR: Don't do that!)

      So, thanks for the lofty pronouncements--no mod point for YOU!

    2. Re:Gross misquotes there by Temporal · · Score: 3, Informative

      The following two statements are VERY DIFFERENT:

      We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known - Actual quote. Maybe not completely true, but mostly true. "Never" should be replaced with "almost never". I consider that an honest mistake.

      Windows is never vulnerable until a patch appears - Misquote by Michael. Absurd. Anyone who would make this claim is an idiot.

    3. Re:Gross misquotes there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "He said no such thing."

      Yes he did.

      "In a keynote speech to the E-Crime Congress organised by Britain's National Hi-Tech Crime Unit, Mr Aucsmith said the tools that hackers were producing were getting better and shrinking the time between patches being issued and exploits being widely known.

      "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known," he said."

      There. Does that clear it up for you? He said it, Slashdot reported it, and you tried to spin it.

    4. Re:Gross misquotes there by sholden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh well, everyone else understands how English is used in the real world, and that "vulnerable" in that context doesn't mean "there is a bug which is exploitable" but "there is an exploit in the wild".

      You might like living in your world of literal interpretation, most of the rest of us are happy with a language where context matters.

      Now if that misquote was presented as a quote and not a paraphrase then the author is either a liar, hard of hearing, has trouble reading, or needs to be more careful when using those quote marks. But, for almost everyone the misquote has the same meaning anyway.

    5. Re:Gross misquotes there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the parent. I also gave up on Slashdot as a source of anything long time ago. If Slashdot is the most respected source on the internet then it is a sad proof that Linux is nowhere near winning anything. It seems to me that, Slashdot is after making money rather than promoting the development and use of Linux. The mob here also isn't interested in the development, there are so many important projects that simply do not move fast enough. Many people just like to bitch about things.

    6. Re:Gross misquotes there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never slept with your wife.
      vs.
      I have almost never slept with your wife.

      Maybe not "completely true" but "mostly true." Honest mistake?

      You are "almost never" a complete idiotic astroturf troll.

    7. Re:Gross misquotes there by MacDaffy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known - Actual quote. Maybe not completely true, but mostly true. "Never" should be replaced with "almost never". I consider that an honest mistake.
      No. Sorry. Not even a little true. If it's not a bald-faced lie, it's so wildly misinformed for someone in Mr. Aucsmith's position that he either ought to be retrained or fired. If he had said "we have rarely had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known," I think most of the thinking people here on Slashdot would have scratched their heads, said "Damn! I didn't know that," and moved on. He did not say that. He said never. I've coded CIFS/SMB on Macs. I'm a networking consultant. The vulnerabilities still exist and anyone using the old-style networking method is begging to be owned.

      That--to me-- is not "never."
    8. Re:Gross misquotes there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree with the parent. I also gave up on Slashdot as a source of anything long time ago. If Slashdot is the most respected source on the internet then it is a sad proof that Linux is nowhere near winning anything. It seems to me that, Slashdot is after making money rather than promoting the development and use of Linux. The mob here also isn't interested in the development, there are so many important projects that simply do not move fast enough. Many people just like to bitch about things.
      Who's talking about Linux winning anything? And if you gave up on Slashdot as a source, why am I beset by the drivel you decided to post above? Hell, your penultimate sentence ("The mob here...") doesn't even make sense! Your logic is no better than your English.

      Slashdot is calling Aucsmith on what is either a mistake (charitable assessment) or a lie (most probable assessment). Your grandmother might insist on believing it--that'd be cute. Asking millions of people who know better to cut Micro$oft some slack on the basis of "fairness" is lunacy. And you're guilty as charged.
    9. Re:Gross misquotes there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's mostly because you can call another person idiot, and you can bitch about anything anyway you want. There is no credibility. It is like this, if you tell the people here to commit time for development, not enough people will show up. People who do show up will have below average skill set. However it is quite free to whine about anything. That is why people come here and post, it doesn't mean that they take it seriously though. If you haven't realized nobody cares about what you say or what you charge Microsoft or any other company with.

  201. MS Technical Folks by Tony · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is many things, but stupid isn't one of them. They have a great technical community. Their coders are *very* important to the MS culture, and they have some of the best.

    I've known too many MS employees to think the problem lies with their technical folks. These are smart, dedicated individuals who are proud of their work; and most of them may be justifiably proud.

    The problem is the market. MS is able to push up schedules and avoid real innovation, because real innovation would change the product. Remember when Coke issued their "New Formula?" Remember the customer backlash? Same sort of market pressure applies here.

    So they give their products a face lift once in a while so the average customer thinks they're getting something new. They react to the market pressure with things like .Net, providing their version of something that is already available. (In the case of .Net, improving on the weaknesses of the competing product while introducing its own set of weaknesses), giving their products stupid common names like Windows and Word and Access to help push the idea these products are the Platonic Ideal.

    No, the problem is not the technical folks at all, and I think it an indictment of the corporate culture that managers and PR folks and marketters can so effectively hamstring their real talent.

    But that's just my naive assessment. I could, of course, be wrong.

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  202. how do they know? by oogoody · · Score: 1

    Then how do they know what to patch?
    My parsing says a "patch was known" means
    most attacks happen after a patch, but some
    attacks happen before, and that's how
    they know what to patch.

    Otherwise the implication is they know about
    all possible vulnerabilities now, or will discover
    them by themselves, which can't be true.

  203. Not really by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Cancer is mostly an old person's disease. If nothing else gets you before you get old, you die of cancer. (stroke and heart attack of the other big ones that I can think of). Very few people of "breeding age" get cancer. The rest are no longer contributers to the gene pool (Viagra aside, and then only for men who can get a younger girl) in any way so eliminating their genes gains the future nothing.

    1. Re:Not really by phorm · · Score: 1

      Some bloodlines, however, are prone to cancer - at least certain forms of it. My family in particular has a history of cancer on the female side... which is one of the odd things I look at when choosing a prospective longterm significant other... whether both bloodlines can increase the risk of children having cancer.

      And cancer is, nowadays, far from being an old person's disease... unless you count being over 30 as "old." Even some people in their 20's or less have to worry about it too. Regardless, the cancer itself need not manifest prior to breeding for it to be passed along the bloodline.

    2. Re:Not really by bluGill · · Score: 1

      The problem is cancer is mostly passed on before it manifests itself. That is in most cases someone prone to cancer will have passed their genes on before they get it. Yes some young people, get cancer, but the large majority get it after "breeding age"

      Note that I'm only talking about the genetic parts of cancer, there are a lot of other factors that are controlable. (smoking is the obvious example)

  204. Does anyone recognize the importance of this??? by bcgvaos · · Score: 1

    David Aucsmith is apparently a very intelligent and ambitious man. This is ground breaking insight into multi-dimensional dynamics. Surely, we must study this thoroughly. For all we know he may have stumbled onto a unifying theory.

  205. Sounds like a cover story.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maintaining software, digging for exploits and writing patches is a tedious and costly expense for microsoft to be certain. Perhaps this is simply a disclaimer or possible excuse if they slack off, miss a hole, or just plain decide to cut back on this cost center of their business.

  206. Pish and tosh by 87C751 · · Score: 1
    Certainly there are industry people that consider only NT 4 as being the only MS OS at all securable and only then because it has been around long enough to pretty much have it's holes ironed out.
    And those industry people would be wrong.

    Any OS is secure if you don't turn on the computer. After that, all bets are off.

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  207. Re:noKey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's this ? RedHat driven to do what is right? Then how come they orphaned 30,000 RedHat_8/9 lusrs? Ditched them (us) cold after we proved-by-use the value of that desktop OS_version. Don't bleat about ENTERPRISE or FEDORA. Not the same, eh ...

  208. Known != Available by RockModeNick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As these words mean different things, there is no contradiction. You just didn't pay attention. I'm not batting for microsoft here, just trying to keep the griping at their statement legitimate.

    1. Re:Known != Available by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Known != available

      Right - but irrelevant.

      "there is no contradiction."

      Wrong.

      MS is claiming sequence of events as:

      1) Vulnerability discovered.
      2) Patch created, distributed.
      3) Exploit created (from study of patch).

      This MS spokesperson is claiming that "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known." - i.e., EVERY exploit came after the patch was available (AFTER #2 above) but he also states that he could think of at least one instance where "a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available" (BEFORE #2 above).

      As the parent poster stated, it is either never or not never; it can't be both BEFORE and AFTER #2 above at the same time.

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    2. Re:Known != Available by DotNetGuru · · Score: 1

      Actually you're wrong. The sequence of events is:

      1. Vulnerability discovered
      2. Patch conceived of and created
      3. Patch tested
      4. Patch released
      5. Exploit Created

      "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known." == never before 2.

      "he could think of at least one instance where 'a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available'" == one before 4.

      never before 2 and one before 4 are not mutually exclusive. You've conveniently combined the "patch was known" and "patch was available" steps into one step. But to MS these are certainly distinct steps.

    3. Re:Known != Available by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Just because known!=availible does not mean I believe microsofts other logic is correct, or that it matters at all to the truth of the matter. Just that they can't be used interchangeably.

    4. Re:Known != Available by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Actually you're wrong. The sequence of events is:

      1. Vulnerability discovered
      2. Patch conceived of and created
      3. Patch tested
      4. Patch released, studied and "known" by virus writers. -- notice my change to your list
      5. Exploit Created

      "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known." == never before 4.

      "he could think of at least one instance where 'a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available'" == one before 4.

      Once again, we are back to what I said above - both statements can not be true at the same time.

      The only way you are correct is if they are saying there was never an exploit before the patch WAS KNOWN TO MS - i.e., #2 in your listing. That is not the contention of hte article.In the article they maintain that there are no exploits before the patches WERE RELEASED by Microsoft( == #4 in your listing), and that virus writers are studying the patches AFTER THEY ARE RELEASED to create their viral software.

      Based on the article, I am reading the quotes as "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was [released and] known [to the exploit writers]" and "I know of one exploit that was created before the patch was released [and known to the exploit writers]", or 0==1. That is false in the real world.

      You are correct in that, from Microsofts' viewpoint your listing (actually my second listing with corrections to your listing) is the actual sequence of events. But the article is saying that, to the outside world, my original sequence is correct - unless you are wanting to claim that the exploit writers are insiders at Microsoft? That is the only way thay can have access to all the patches before they are released to the world.

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  209. I get a different message from this by erroneus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While most people are hearing affirmation that they only care about the newest versions of the Windows OS and that this is how they hope to keep people buying upgrades, I hear something a little different.

    This could easily be a prelude to Microsoft releasing OS upgrades without a description of what is being done to the system. Consider how scary it will be to do your daily upgrade/update/reboot only to find that along with new fixes, they've done other nasty things like change the EULA again... of course not agreeing would mean you can no longer use the system. Or maybe they decide to do some other trashy thing like forcing an upgrade of (Insert Program Here) that you prefer not to have upgraded for some reason.

    I have a feeling they might be trying to give out updates and patches without telling us what they are.

    1. Re:I get a different message from this by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      I have a feeling they might be trying to give out updates and patches without telling us what they are.

      They already are, more or less.
      The explanations that go with the updates are hardly explanatory. And even after looking up stuff like the related KB article, I already find myself unable to find enough information to know whether to trust what they're wanting to do to my system.

      If they do go this root, then they run the risk of making the situation worse. Already you get people that don't install patches until they're sure they don't break anything. This could just make even more people dismiss the patches out of hand.

      Unless I'm 100% confident of what's being changed, I won't install updates already. And yes, I know that it means I'm taking somewhat of a risk. The simple fact is that I don't trust Microsoft not to do something unwanted.

      Hell, I trust spam mroe than I do Windows Updates.
      At least with spam I know it's potentially harmful and stuff that I don't want. But with MS there's always the chance that there updates are actually important. But they're already so obfuscated that I can't tell the gold from the shite.

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  210. Not improving by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 1

    At least we know from this that Microsoft's security is not going to improve anytime in the near future.

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  211. iirc by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    small linux uses 2.0.x still...and it's one of the prime options available for really not powerful computing solutions

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  212. Non-Malicious Hackers by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1
    Since nobody else has said it, I will.

    At least the BBC had the decency to call them malicious hackers.

    You mean there's another kind?


    Yes, there is. hacker just means computer expert. See the jargon file entry for an insider definition, or Webster if you prefer a more objective source.

    The press tends to use the term exclusively to mean computer criminals. Often, what they mean comes closer to cracker, but in other cases the people they label hackers are actually not hackers at all, but script kiddies.

    I hope to have enlightened someone.
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    1. Re:Non-Malicious Hackers by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      I was feigning ignorance for the sake of humour, but good explanation otherwise.

    2. Re:Non-Malicious Hackers by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      I thought you might be, but posted nonetheless, for the sake of people who might come here and be unaware.

      This post delayed by /.'s 2 minute per comment limit...

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  213. Apples and oranges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If statements don't wear out. Loops don't come loose after thousands of iterations.

  214. What's so scary about that? by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1

    Unless you work from (or depend on) Microsoft, that is.

  215. Hacker's cookbook by donutz · · Score: 1

    I keep trying to explain that hackers are resourceful and can still find vulnerabilities without source code and before it's known to the public, but they deem that to be 'near impossible' and far too time consuming.

    I think what we need to show these laypeople is a "Hackers Cookbook for Dummies" -- lay out some recipies for finding vulnerabilities. Show people that it's a simple matter of poking and prodding open ports in different ways to find buffer overflows and the like. Show them how easy (though probably tedious) it is for the hackers. Then see if their opinions change regarding security through obscurity.

  216. I don't get it by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

    Here's the detail I don't understand... presumably Microsoft believes that issuing a patch in turn signals a vulnerability that is then exploited. Ok, whatever... ... but here's the part I don't get... have you ever read microsoft's "detailed" information when installing a patch? The "detailed" information usually reads something like:

    "This patch fixes a vulnerability in the operating system that could allow an attacker to do something with your computer, perhaps causing the death of cute kittens".

    Ok, so I added the kittens part... but the rest of it is typically how it reads! NO DETAILS about *EXACTLY* what is vulnerable.

    Microsoft's reasoning is absolutely false. My past experience shows that microsoft's "what patch do we write next" list comes from bugtraq after vulnerabilities are discovered.

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  217. Three Monkeys Accounting by Dark+Bard · · Score: 2, Funny

    In related news the government has fired all accountants in an effort to end budget deficits. "What we don't know can't hurt us."

  218. Re:Oh really? [OT] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think MS has to go ~630720000 secs to get things back to normal!

    {2004-1984 = 20
    20*365*24*60*60 = ~630720000 secs}

  219. Windows updates by King_TJ · · Score: 5, Informative

    I hardly call Windows updates for home use "painless", for many people out there.

    Just this morning, for example, I helped a guy get his older PC updated from Windows '98 to 2000 Professional. Problem is, he's using AOL dial-up with a 56K modem. Ever try downloading the latest Win2K service pack over a 56K modem? Now, how about the IE 6 service pack 1, not to mention the other misc. update patches MS has out as "critical updates", and then the handful of "recommended updates" which you probably want, also. Did you install MS Office on that machine afterwards? If so, guess what? More critical updates to download (MSDAC objects need a patch after they get added by Office)!

    As far as I'm concerned, the average "home user" has the most painful upgrade experience of all. It can take close to an entire day to download everything needed via modem. (You can't even do it all at once, in a big batch, either, because a number of the patches have to be installed individually, followed by a reboot! So that means pretty much babysitting the machine all day, if you want to get everything updated without spreading it over days and days.)

    1. Re:Windows updates by marauder404 · · Score: 1

      Downloading service packs are not required to fix security issues -- critical updates do that in just a few megabytes. Service packs are major bug fixes as well as feature upgrades. Using the Linux analogy, critical upgrades move from 2.4.x to 2.4.y, while service packs move from 2.x to 2.y. I do agree that the service packs are really large and can be painful to download over a modem, but it's not your only option. I do wish that it could get broken down a little bit more.

    2. Re:Windows updates by tepples · · Score: 1

      critical updates do that in just a few megabytes.

      Some Windows critical updates do not become available, and a remote Administrator hole remains open, until the user has installed a given service pack.

    3. Re:Windows updates by LMacG · · Score: 3, Informative

      I just had a two week experience dealing with the Windows Update "support team." The code was downloading OK, but something was preventing the updates from installing. After reporting my problem, the first guy had me check a bunch of settings, reboot, try to update (failed), go into safe mode, do some other stuff, reboot, try to update (failed), send him some files, download the patches direct from some links he sent me, etc.

      Then I got "escalated." The second guy had me try some more stuff, send some more files, etc. Then he tried to tell me that WU wouldn't work because I had an OEM/pre-installed version of XP. Ummm, yeah, OK "Dustin." First of all, just about every copy of XP out there is an OEM version, since you can't hardly buy a mass market PC without XP being pre-installed. Therefore, if your little story was true, don't you think there'd be some mention of it on the web? Little weasel just wanted to get the ticket closed so he could get a gold star or something. Oh yeah, he also told me I'd have to order a CD that had the updates on it. OK, so the CD was free, but according to the order page, it only included updates through October 2003. Nice. What about the hugely critical flaw that was just patched at the beginning of this month?

      I called "bullshit" on his answer and requested further "escalation." Luckily, the next guy sent me an updated copy of some system file or other and it seems to have resolved the problem.

      I just have to wait until the next time there's a patch for a critical flaw in XP to see if that's true. And we know there's going to be a next time.

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    4. Re:Windows updates by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Someone mod this guy up.

      At work we're switching from Sucky Coding Operation over to XP systems next month. Security, updates, yadda yadda. It'll still be an improvement, but I'm wondering just how much BS we're going to have to deal with this year. Here goes....I'm going to lay in a big supply of aspirin (preventative) and beer (pallalatitive).

      Oh, and Corporate was originally going to linux systems, but changed their minds almost exactly one year ago. I wonder why? Thanks, SCO, you assholes. Don't be surprised if your gravestone is covered with spittle 24/7, Darl.

      SB

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    5. Re:Windows updates by bakes · · Score: 1

      I'm going to lay in a big supply of aspirin (preventative) and beer (pallalatitive)

      Sounds like the 'pallalallatilatitive' effect has kicked in already.

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    6. Re:Windows updates by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Of course it has. How else would I be able to deal with the bullshit I'm reading, other than going postal on certain Microsot (not a sp error) execs? :)

      SB

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  220. doesn't that assume rapid patch release? by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    There aren't any MS security holes for which a patch hasn't been released yet? I thought that there have been multiple problems for which MS took 6 months or more to release a fix, all the while during which the hole was known and exploitable. If you kept your machine patched on a regular basis, you would still miss these holes because they weren't fixed. The holes may not have been used, but the longer a security hole goes with no patch, the greater the odds are it will be exploited.

    Then of course, as others have said, there is the issue of the patches breaking other things....

    1. Re:doesn't that assume rapid patch release? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Uh, the article claims that exploits haven't been made for security holes that weren't already patched. It doesn't purport that there aren't unpatched holes. And there's an essential difference between an actively exploited hole, and an unpatched hole. One is an immediate concern, the other is an immanent concern.

      Is security about actual threats, or possible ones? Depending on which you believe, MS' security is either sufficient or it isn't. Like I said, I'm a part time Windows admin, not a full time security pundit. I only have time to devote to immediate concerns.

      When having an up-to-date machine is not enough, then I'll raise my voice in complaint. But at present it is enough and I'm content even if I'm not thrilled.

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  221. Cloaked attack on OSS? by dankney · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The argument that Microsoft is making here is that the software is secure so long as the "evildoers" have no insight into how the software works. When the patch is released, they can compare patched vs. unpatched systems and gain that insight.

    This sounds like a cloaked attack on the security of OSS. If you follow the argument M$ is making, publishing the source code to an operating system should make it more vulnerable to attack, not less.

    If you buy M$'s argument.

  222. Re:noKey by senzafine · · Score: 1

    Because...money makes the world spin. Fortunate or unfortunate...when there are dollars to be made companies will jump on it. Hence the trend with Linux as of late.

    Redhat wanted to capitalize yet remain in good standing with the open source community. The answer? Enterprize and Fedora....sure they're not the same...but it helps ward off the demons.

    You can't really believe that everyone involved in Linux is doing it so other companies can profit from their hard work, can you?

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  223. So if this is true... by Hamfist · · Score: 1

    Then what are these guys talking about?

  224. M$ is trying to catch crackers by Woogiemonger · · Score: 1

    Remember the $250,000 bounty M$ put out on I think more than one virus/worm writer? They've pretty much declared war lately. This comment is no doubt just trying to play on the common belief that eventually every virus author has to brag to someone, because they do it for social status. I'm not saying that it's correct or mistaken, but they probably expect someone to come forward and say, "HEY! I wrote A, B, and C to exploit your silly OS, X number of days before patches were available for any of them!" Just sign your name to that and you've got yerself a convicted cracker. Very clever, masking it like a marketing tactic, but we know the real truth.

  225. actually by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    there should be a prompt you can go to in 'system information' or some jazz which will actually tell you your version of windows. i don't currently ever plan on touching another windows box so long as i live so i'll have to just suggest for someone else to. but there is a version number for the windows kernel itself somewhere reachable. at least as far as win98se anywho

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  226. Just a thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean that there has never been an exploit against a Microsoft product based on a security bulletin describing the vulnerability before a patch has been developed? Presumably then publication of the details of any vulnerabilities would not present a problem for them.

  227. No Known Exploits... by GoodNicsTken · · Score: 4, Informative

    "The vulnerability was discovered by Eeye Digital Security in July 2003 but no exploits were produced until three days after Microsoft's patch became available."

    What this really means is no rapidly expanding virus was created which drew the general publics' attention. That doesn't mean a black hat didn't use it to hack a system steal merchanzse, products, $, or information. Then was able to cover his tracks.

    That's why I like to see virus that forces everyone to patch their systems. It scares me to think how many companies have my banking/credit card infrmation. Then take into accout the millions of computers that can access that data, 90% of them running windows.

    Either way, this guys is an idiot.

  228. I'm going to side with MS on this one by SleezyG · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Although I think that the statement is untrue in its literal form as an all encompassing blanket, it is well known that most exploits are based on known security flaws. Said another way, most script kiddies use sites such as cert.org because they know that they can build an exploit faster than any given manufacturer's patch can be distributed and installed. And when you consider a product such as Windows, it takes an intense knowledge of the software to build an exploit without having the source code at your disposal. I argue that there are very few "hackers" that can find exploits in Windows without having access to the source.

    Just my $0.02

  229. You have got to be kidding, right? by reformhead · · Score: 1

    Umm... we're supposed to believe this? Given Micro$quash's credibility problems when it comes to security issues, I don't really think it would be wise to take this "statement" at face value.

  230. um by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    tobacco anyone?

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    1. Re:um by phorm · · Score: 1

      Oh definately. They're all contributing factors. Cancer is prominent on one branch of my family (luckily for me, more common among the female side). It doesn't mean an assured chance that any one person will have cancer, but it does mean somewhat of an increased risk.

      Smoking/tobacco would increase that risk per an individual even more, and I wonder about people who smoke and then have children (regardless of whether the smoke during the incubational/infancy stages, but even prior to pregnancy) and whether or not that can lead to a higher risk in offspring.

  231. Not *that* outrageous statement by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think that's a too outrageous statement. I can't really recall a wide spread exploit made before MS knew about the flaw at least. Maybe some minor things, but nothing too big. The horrible Blaster worm was for example extremely well spread at its worst, but it wasn't because Microsoft hadn't got a patch for the flaw.

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  232. Makes sense by Unregistered · · Score: 1

    Let's say i wanted to hack windows. I could either spend a bunch of time doing hacker stuff or go to windowsupdate, patch my machine (so i won't 0wn myself) and exploit the most recent patch b/c most windows users don't do windows update.

  233. #%#%@ /. Spell Checker by 4/3PI*R^3 · · Score: 1

    DISCERN not DISCERNE!!!!

    Damn you Malda and your cursed /Code!!!!

  234. Re:OK by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

    not only upgrade your software, but most likely, your EULA as well (and no telling what kind of nastiness). With Linux, you have no such worries.


    Unless of course you use XFree86 for anything...

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  235. Microsoft: Security Through Hilarity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    MS can't expect the crackers to laugh for too long. Maybe this guy has a whole stand-up routine planned to keep the crackers too busy laughing to write exploits.

  236. You people are forgetting something by CokoBWare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the major things about security is assessing risk. If no one knows about a flaw, how can one exploit it? Risk is minimized by publishing patches in a timely fashion when a flaw exists. The vast majority of people who use and continually try to exploit flaws in Microsoft's software security are exploiting KNOWN issues. To just say "oh well there's Microsoft saying they are very secure" is hogwash, and frankly irresponsible of the poster to make such claims.

    The lesson is: practice safe computing. All platforms have flaws, and since 90% of the desktop market is MS, that of course is going to be the target platform for viruses. I bet you anything that if Linux was the defacto standard for desktops in the home and enterprise, that we would see a hell of a lot more security issues arise on that platform.

    1. Re:You people are forgetting something by ctid · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I bet you anything that if Linux was the defacto standard for desktops in the home and enterprise, that we would see a hell of a lot more security issues arise on that platform.

      But you wouldn't have somebody in authority effectively stating that problems can be addressed by keeping them quiet. If somebody from one of the distributions did say that, users would be able to make a judgement on whether or not it might be better to migrate to a competing supplier. Emphasis on competing. The only reason MS can pay somebody to spout nonsense like this is because they have a monopoly. I hope and believe that that time is coming to an end now.
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    2. Re:You people are forgetting something by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      The fallacy of your risk assessment is exemplified by this statement: "If I don't see the semi-truck bearing down on me at 90mph, it won't run over me.". You generally won't know you're being exploited until you know the hole exists and go looking for evidence of someone exploiting it.

  237. Security, what about the CA they use by bulldog2260 · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you look at the SSL Certs they use, MS signs them themselves. When did MS become a signing authority? CN www.microsoft.com O Microsoft OU mscom Issued By CN Microsoft Secure Sever Authority O OU Issued On 3/37/03 Expires On 3/26/04

  238. It's all about the users by October_30th · · Score: 1
    Then feel free to enlighten me as I don't quite see your problem here. If your objection is that Microsoft is making money on the consumers, I give up. I have no arguments against it because I don't understand the accusation in the first place.

    On another note, I categorically deny that Linux is more secure an operating system than Windows. If Linux were as popular as Windows, it would have exactly the same security record as the Microsoft product. Windows, XP and the latest version of it in particular, will get the millions-of-eyes treatment the open source community is so proud of. Only in this case, the millions of eyes will make any security features shallow.

    What makes the difference are the users. Microsoft has actually done an admirable job in creating an operating system that your average user has any chance of connecting to the net and with a reasonable amount of security.

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    1. Re:It's all about the users by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then feel free to enlighten me as I don't quite see your problem here.

      In that article, "almost all attacks are against legacy systems". Define legacy. There's plenty of XP and 2003 attacks out there, so that means either a) Non-Longhorn = legacy or b) They're blowing smoke.

      On another note, I categorically deny that Linux is more secure an operating system than Windows. If Linux were as popular as Windows, it would have exactly the same security record as the Microsoft product. Windows, XP and the latest version of it in particular, will get the millions-of-eyes treatment the open source community is so proud of. Only in this case, the millions of eyes will make any security features shallow.

      Not true. Developers on Linux are more aware of testing under non-root level accounts. That is sorely lacking under Windows.

      Many-eyes does *not* make security features shallow. Many encryption algorithms are publicly, including the ones MS uses to sign their code. Kindly release an executable that is signed using an MS certificate.

      Microsoft has actually done an admirable job in creating an operating system that your average user has any chance of connecting to the net and with a reasonable amount of security.

      Reasonable amount of security? I've had to clean plenty of systems that have been attached to the net, including one that was infected through the XP firewall. And no, the owner *doesn't* run executables from unknown sources or use Outlook/Outlook Express.

  239. Yes, really. by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 2, Funny

    You haven't RTFA, have you? The quote in the Slashdot summary is a little bit out of context, but is a perfectly valid statement of a well known historical fact nonetheless. Please read it carefully:

    The head of Microsoft's security business and technology unit states that Windows is never vulnerable until a patch appears, and that releasing patches is what causes exploits to be developed. Good quotes: "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known," and "[he] could only think of one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available."

    Does he say anywhere that the patch is a specific diff patching this particular vulnerability? No. Of course not. It would be ridiculous.

    Now, if I recall correctly, Larry Wall made the patch available in 1984 and I honestly cannot remember any Windows vulnerability whatsoever before that time.

    Please, people, just because it was Microsoft Security Chief, doesn't mean that what he said must not be true!

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    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
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  240. What kind of BS do they think they can pull on us? by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Obviously, this is just more security through obscurity BS; we all know that it doesn't work. Simple counter-example: Does anyone remember how long it took them to patch that URL spoofing problem? I certainly think that it was a problem before they patched it.

    Yeah, I suppose it could also be part of their large FUD campaign against LINUX since they insist that closed-source is more secure.</rant>

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  241. Re:Why read the Slashdot anymore? by dr.fishopolis · · Score: 1

    i mean, the blurb you guys posted is an out and out lie

    slashdot: "states that Windows is never vulnerable until a patch appears"...

    actual article: "never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch"...

    nobody said windows is never vulnerable until a patch appears, except for you...

    not saying bbc is much better, in this case. as their byline reads "experts say", but they only talk to one "expert" the whole artic...

    oh sorry, i swear i didn't read the article, you can still mod me up

  242. Re:OK by cynicalmoose · · Score: 1

    Linux is driven by people who want to do what's right

    By people who want to make more useful and more secure software, yes. But to say that Linux is driven by people who want to do what is right is being too kind - I doubt the main motive for most contributer's efforts is the morality of what they write.

    I wait to be modded into oblivion for daring to criticise any part of the OSS ideals or development process.

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  243. XFree86 licence v2.0 by StupidKatz · · Score: 2, Funny

    A shame about that, but thankfully, there are things like Y Windows, which would be next to impossible to create without the existence of the Open Source train of thought in the first place.

    What if you don't like the next version of MS' EULA?
    1. suck it up and patch
    2. refuse and be owned by the next RPC buffer overflow worm

    Whee.

  244. Re:What the Fuck? What the Fucking Fuck Fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now tell us how you really feel...

  245. (somewhat offtopic) / Old Fart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess I officially ARE one... I Remember the Good Old Days... when "Hacker" was a term of honor, and great indignation was expressed when it was misused in reference to "crackers" **sigh**... is the current acceptance of this linguistic confusion (as evidenced by many posts in THIS topic/thread) simple realism... or is it "caving"?

  246. Best laugh I've had all day! by brain1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just spewed coffee all over my desk! To quote the article...

    "Malicious hackers and vandals are lazy and wait for Microsoft to issue patches before they produce tools to work out how to exploit loopholes in Windows, say experts."

    Ok, all you lazy good-fer-nothing lazy script kiddies -- get out your disassemblers and get to work! Service pack 2 is just around the corner and guaranteed to keep you busy for weeks! Brush up on VB scripting.

    Whee-hoo!

  247. Translation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Translation: a significant enough majority of our paying customers are stupid enough to either a) not understand, or b) believe, statements unrelated to reality concerning our products.

    Gates: No one will ever need more than 640k.
    Translation:
    Gates: By the time your underlings realize how gullible and incompetent you are, I will have your money and you will be negotiating the upgrade contract.

    Microsoft made some follow up comments that were not included in the interview regarding Linux, the open source operating system.

    M$: [...] Linux is not a threat to us. We don't even care about it. No one uses it because it costs so much money and has such poor performance, you know, it's awfully unstable and has low uptimes. And you can't find anyone who understands or can learn it, anywhere. It is incompatible with everything, and there is no community from which to seek or purchase support. Linux is stagnant because it's a lame copy of somehting that saw it's heyday in the 70's, and hasn't changed much since then. Also, Linux is inherently less secure than Windows XP, and cannot be configured or modified in any way. I feel sorry for those poor Linux users, all 9 of them, because they are locked-in to the system they use, and lack access to an application base.

    phhhhbt.
    (5, Troll)

  248. Yes But by blunte · · Score: 1

    It's entirely lacking the use of colorful language that made the Info Minister so entertaining.

    So it's really just embarassing with no redeeming humorous qualities.

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  249. What about these vulnerabilities? by Ytsejam-03 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Umm... I'd like to know how Microsoft explains these.

  250. Re:What the Fuck? What the Fucking Fuck Fuck? by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    Oh, MAN!! *wipes eyes, catches breath* ..if /. has a hall of fame for funniest posts, you've definitely got my vote..that HAS to be in at least the top 10. I'd get a patent on that pronto, before M$ does..or maybe you should hide..before M$ legal sues you for releasing their trade secrets. ;)

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  251. No, not really by NineNine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The implication is that hackers are not smart enough to use an exploit until a patch is released that that notifies them about what the exact exploit could possibly be, and how to use it.

  252. I can't believe I'm defending them... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From a certain point of view, they almost have a point.

    Stay with me, I'm as surprised as anyone else.

    Consider this: you buy a window that says it will stop insects. And it does. But then some nut genetically enhances* an insect to have diamond tip cutters that can cut through the window. Since the window did keep out all know insects when originally sold, the manufacture really isn't liable for the new one and is allowed to say 'the new model fixes it', though they could release a spray the would cover your old model but possibly introduce new problems.

    Yes, that's a terrible analogy, but it shows that they have a bit of a point: any business would go out of business if they had to fix problems that were ineffable at the time of the original sale. Where this falls down with Microsoft, of course, is whether the problems were from completely new areas, or flaws in their original work that they just ignored and denied -- similar to how certain problems in cars/children's toy result in recalls, but other problems don't. (e.g. it isn't a problem if a toy breaks after 3 years of continued use, but it's a problem if it breaks in a potentially injurious way - and let's not get started on the liability/lemon laws that Microsoft avoids with EULA.)

    * And this isn't intended as an attack on genetic engineering per se. But anyone who does this to insects would be, in my opinion, a nut.

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  253. So thats where the Iraqi Information Minister went by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Doesn't this sound an awful lot like:

    "The Linux infidels are commiting suicide and throwing their dead bodies on the walls of Redmond..."

  254. Solution to all MS problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, MS Security Chief just found the answer to all MS security problems: never patch Windows!!

    Proof: Patch available -> Windows exploited, no patch -> Windows unexploited. .:. The patch is the cause of all security holes. QED.

  255. No S**t! by _bug_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of course we don't hear about exploits being developed until after the patch. Because before that moment, the vulnerability is going to be kept in the dark by those who do know about it so that they can make best use of it.

    You're not going to see worms using unknown sploits because the developer woub essentially be giving away a tool that could be used for perhaps more nefarious purposes.

    And furthermore, I wonder how people would know to notify MS about unknown an exploit that's been used to crack a system when such exploits either crash the system (which NT admins are very use to experiencing during NORMAL use and will ignore the crash) or are used in a covert manner, not warranting attention from NT admins in the first place.

    If this is the kind of logic MS has behind it's security department, then MS is just doomed.

    This kind of logic is just so incredibly flawed I can't even comprehend how an educated person could think that way. It's like say "well, whenever I go to sleep, the sun goes down, so if I don't go to sleep the sun will stay up".

    Just absolutely ludicrous.

    The (not so) recent mass breakdown of basic critical thinking skills among people in powerful positions around the United States just scares the crap out of me.

  256. Childsplay by Myrmi · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If I put my hands over my eyes, the evil booger-hackers can't see me...."

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    "I think everyone is an agnostic but just doesn't know" - Frazz
  257. Time to start Drug testing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone's quite obviously not in their right mind....

  258. They should keep their story straight. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    This guy should talk to: W. Russel Jones, author of "Open Source Is Fertile Ground for Foul Play"

    In it Mr. Jones says that Open source is dangerous because people can read the script and see the problem.

    Of course, neither of these people seem to be smart enough to think.

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  259. Sorry, off-topic sig response... by Ironica · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Marriage is a ritual. So are funerals. If you don't have a funeral, you're still dead, right?

    Marriage is an "institution." Weddings are rituals. You can be married without a wedding, as you can be dead without a funeral. However, until you have a death certificate issued by the local authority, your beneficiaries cannot collect death benefits, your creditors won't stop hounding you, and your spouse can't remarry... so *legally*, you're not dead, no matter how stiff and cold you are.

    Until you get a marriage certificate, *legally* you're not married, no matter how you feel about each other. You cannot collect any of the benefits of marriage (joint tax filing, automatic inheritance without probate, spousal SSI and pension benefits, etc.)

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    Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
    1. Re:Sorry, off-topic sig response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      T4D cloaked as AC here to avoid the problem of idiot mods.

      You are correct sir. I support gay marriage. That's what I find intriguing about the phrase I chose for my SIG. It can be interpeted to support or not support gay marriage. I like things that have theat sort of logical palindromic feel.

    2. Re:Sorry, off-topic sig response... by Ironica · · Score: 1

      You are incorrect, I am not a sir. ;-)

      You *are* correct about the ambiguity of the phrase. It seems, however, that it is liable to be interpreted as opposing whatever stance a particular person holds (but maybe that's just me).

      Still, it seems that the logical palindromic feel is somewhat diminished by the logical fallacy of setting up "marriage" as equivalent to "funeral," when in fact it is the parallel of "death" (and "wedding" is the parallel of "funeral").

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  260. Yes, but the government needs new exploits to spy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who work for government spy agencies don't care about the ease or expense.

  261. Microsoft Security Policy by bodinewilson · · Score: 1

    It boils down to two things. Fear and Consumption. Get scared by the news, buy / upgrade the software. Repeat.

  262. The real issue by benking · · Score: 1

    Malicious hackers and vandals are lazy and wait for Microsoft to issue patches before they produce tools to work out how to exploit loopholes in Windows, say experts.

    MS users are the lazy ones because (either from laziness or ignorance) they do not maintain current patch levels on thier OS. Of course there would not be as many security updates if MS wrote better code. I suppose that is asking too much.

  263. You're an idiot by Dave_bsr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hackers are loser by definition? What are you smokin? Or are you just trolling? Well, for everyone else's benefit...

    It entirely depends on your definition, of course. But I would say that many people describe the people who program the linux kernel as "kernel hackers."

    Obviously not losers.

    Now, if you're talking about the guys who read FullDisclosure or Bugtraq, study applications for bugs, and responsibly support them, then again, you're wrong. These people do us all a favor by finding open holes and then letting people know about them. THEY FIND BUGS. they report them, we all upgrade, and all is well.

    If such people were gone, only badguys would find bugs. No one would know that systems were insecure. And we'd all be owned, silently, without notice. Maybe we'd never know.

    Remember back when the concept of networking computers wasn't that old, say, around 20 years ago? remember how people created viruses, looked into how systems could be exploited, but the security research was stamped out - sysadmins figured it was better to be ignorant and have strong rules than to find out the holes and plug them - that was their security plan.

    You've probably never even heard of the morris worm. You probably think we should all just close our doors and trust the megacorps to protect us from the badguys. This is a common logical error. You're not the only one. But if everyone agreed with you, you'd all be boned. And I'd probably being one of the ones breaking into your servers and stealing your lunch money.

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    Who is this Anonymous Coward character, how does he post so much, and why is he always such a whore?
  264. Dog eat food. by Amiasian · · Score: 1

    I thought the "eat our own dog food" was an Apple policy and in those exact words, too. I've heard Jobs say it numerous times at WWDC's.

  265. HA-HA-HA by Dave_bsr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    nice. except you don't know that. Does everyone on the interweb know exactly what happens on all their servers? especially when someone might have broken in and erased their tracks? NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NEVER EVER EVER ASSUME SECURITY.

    Assume that you can be broken into. Assume that since you were vulnerable, it happened. you must PROVE that you weren't. Otherwise, you cannot trust your data.

    How do we know that some unemployed researcher in hungaria didn't find this bug (or any other unreported bug), and use it to break into a bank somewhere, and make some cash? We don't. And given the number of potential hackers, I'd say that this bug WAS exploited, well before a patch. We just don't know, one way or the other.

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    Who is this Anonymous Coward character, how does he post so much, and why is he always such a whore?
  266. But surely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we already know that everything from Microsoft is a joke :p

  267. Does anyone else take this as a challenge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By stating to the world that "Malicious hackers and vandals are lazy and wait for Microsoft to issue patches before they produce tools to work out how to exploit loopholes in Windows" Microsoft just issued a challenge to these people. I think that all Microsoft has done by making these statements is piss off the "Malicious hackers" and make them redouble their efforts to get these exploits out there before the patch is available.

  268. new tag? by Aslan72 · · Score: 1
    I think should be a new html tag that should be added so that when people make comments the text can be a bit dimmer and all relevant factual argument can be removed from within the text that the tag is surrounding

    --pete

  269. A little bit of knowledge by Bob+4knee · · Score: 1

    It is true, looking a sheer numbers, that most exploits occur after the patch is available. See, for example, Arbaugh et al

    http://www.cs.umd.edu/~waa/pubs/Windows_of_Vulne ra bility.pdf

    There are many reasons not to patch immediately (why should you Beta test the patch rushed out by the same guys who messed up in the first place? How much did they test? Did they test it on a system and configuration similar to yours? Can you afford the (potential) down time? Can you convince the PHB that it is more important than whatever else you have to do?)

    You cannot just look at the raw numbers of exploits, which occur after a script becomes readily available (and one has to admit that a patch can be a very good recipe for scripting an exploit). What does not show up when looking at the raw numbers are the exploits that get in, do what they want to do, and then get out w/out saying "hey, look at me" (i.e. by participating in a DDOS attack). How much (unreported) fraud is associated with those first attacks?

  270. Gross misquotes here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's a myth that hackers find the holes," said Nigel Beighton, who runs a research project for Symantec.

    "We find the holes and write the viruses - I mean patches. This way, we can make alot of money without anyone knowing our secret plan - I mean... you're not going to print this are you?"

  271. Re:OK by Ironica · · Score: 1

    M$ is driven by the almighty dollar, while Linux is driven by people who want to do what's right.

    Which comes to an interesting issue: Open Source Software operates much as a public good, and in a similar way, is liable to be underproduced. Proprietary software operates more traditionally within the market economy, and so is more likely to find an equilibrium price at which the amount suppliers are willing to produce matches the demand of consumers.

    Which isn't to say that it's unworkable; many items are public goods because when they're privately held they're non-functional. The journal entries I linked above go into more detail about how digital data and OSS might work in spite of the normal economy. Still, it's an important point to understand, especially if you want to see OSS go mainstream.

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  272. Challenge? by lcde · · Score: 1

    Hmm, you have all those companies like Eeye and such working nicely with MS to find holes in Windows. Seems like a kind of slap in the face to their credit.

    To me, this sounds like a challenge to black hats.

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  273. Symantec is Microsoft's Bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah they are in the business of protecting people's computers from the holes MS leaves in them.

    But Symantec NEEDS MS. Without MS cooperation, Symantec can't make programs that work with MS patented and secret API's and filesystems.

    As a result, Symantec is Microsoft's bitch. They write antivirus software that needs the latest version of Internet Explorer just so it can INSTALL.

    1. Re:Symantec is Microsoft's Bitch by mabu · · Score: 1

      I saw somewhere that the next MS OS has antivirus software built in. Is this a Symantec product? If so, that explains their position, if not, then Symantec's comments seem akin to suicide.

  274. [OT] Abuse of the "overrated" moderation *again* by phiwum · · Score: 1

    I have two posts in this thread. Both of them have been marked overrated, despite the fact that neither of them had been previously rated. It's hard for an unrated post to be overrated, ain't it?

    What the heck is the point of that? Is it merely to avoid later "meta-moderation"? Is it to avoid affecting the karma of the poster? What the heck?

    (At least, if you want to moderate this down, be honest and mark it offtopic and not overrated.)

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  275. Re:OK by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

    I'll go further: Linux is driven by people that are anti-establishment and view Microsoft as "The Man" of technology. They don't want to use a Windows PC because they'd be supporting "The Man". They bitch about the "MS Tax" just as an already overpaid worker bitches about aying taxes to "The Man". Much like the overpaid worker who doesn't think he should pay any taxes at all, the Linux hippies don't think money is required to run things and not everything is without cost.

    50% Funny, 50% Flamebait! :P

  276. Hee hee.... by Malek+the+Damned · · Score: 1

    This guy didn't happen to have dinner with the ex-Iraqi Information Minister recently did he? Certainly seems to be the same approach...

    "The evil penguins are _not_ in the kernel. We will crush the infidels with our mighty litigation machine. Our code has never, and will never crash. It is secu..*BRZZZT*
    *** STOP: 0x0000000A (0x00000000,0x0000001A,0x00000000,0xFC873D6C)
    IRQ L_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL*** Address fc873d6c has base at fc870000 - i8042prt.SYS.....

    and so on.

  277. In other news by Inquisitor13 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Automobiles were safe until seat belts were installed.

    Smoking is harmless until you go to the hospital.

    Any more?

    1. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I could mod this "-1, Gay"

  278. Everyone's missing the point... by Silik · · Score: 1

    Of _course_ there have been no vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known. Doesn't everyone know the patch? You know, the one that replaces core MS systems with, oh, say, Linux? Thus, I know the patch for all vulnerabilities for all future MS OSes! WOOT!

  279. patches are not really the problem. by geoff+lane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If MS believes that blackhats are reverse engineering patches to discover security problems and that their "solution" is to "upgrade" (which may mean replacing hardware as well as software) they have an insurmountable problem.

    ANY two OS releases can be compared to detect the changes which can then be reversed engineered. It may be more complex as the security changes are mixed with other changes but blackhats have the time and, it increasingly appears funding, to do the research.

    It looks like MS are applying "security through obscurity" as a business policy.

  280. That's not what the article says by cosmol · · Score: 1
    "It's a myth that hackers find the holes," said Nigel Beighton, who runs a research project for security firm Symantec that attempts to predict which vulnerabilities will be exploited next.

    That article is just chock full of gems.

  281. It seems to me that... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    Slashdot readers are making something out of this that they shouldn't. I don't think that Mr Aucsmith is suggesting that we ought not patch our boxes or that Microsoft should return to a policy of security through obscurity.

    What I read is a simple statement of fact. That virus and worm writers reverse engineer the patches to make it easier to write code that exploits the vulnerabilities that the patches fix. He goes on to urge companies to keep up with patches because the time they had to react before hackers released exploits was shrinking.

    He also makes a few bogus comments like it's a myth that hackers find the holes etc. I would dare to say that hackers find almost all of the holes but not all hackers wear black hats.

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  282. Microsoft upgrades make systems LESS secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the late '90s, I was a reviewer for a computer trade publication. After having been subjected to Microsoft's spin machine first-hand for so long, I went and did some research of my own. Now this was back in the days of NT 4, and at the time I think they were on Service Pack 4. If you actually read through the release notes, it was obvious that with each service pack release, the OS was becoming more unstable and less secure. Each service pack addressed at least twice as many new problems as the service pack before. Digging a little deeper, at least half of the fixes were in direct response to either previous fixes or to new "features" added in the last service pack. Everything from buffer overrun errors that could leave your system compromised to amateurish memory release errors. Having checked back recently, the same general trend is carried out with each Microsoft product. They not only can't get it right the first time, they get further and further away from it as time goes on.

  283. Oh please, you guys are grasping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insightful my arse.

    Yes, NT SP6 from 3 years ago caused a problem accessing Notes. It did not "broke all kinds of stuff". Still does not negate the FACT that almost every MS update has been EXTREMELY stable. And I have deployed many more SPs and hotfixes than I care to remember on thousands of systems.

    Have you ever installed updates/patches/ptfs on minis or mainframes? If so, you would know what buggy and unstable is all about.

    Minor problems with old crap video drivers that you didn't upgrade notwithstanding, the updates rarely break anything or cause much grief. Yes, I'm generalizing here, but I'm generalizing about a "testbed" of thousands of machines over several years, not about my home laptop and my cousin's Packard Bell.

    If you have had trouble with MS updates with some of your 3rd party software, it is usually because it was never written for the OS you are running it on. It may have been written for 95, using carryover 3.1 code like many apps out there. Just because it successfully runs on 2000 or XP doesn't mean it should be. (Backwords compatibility is both a blessing and a curse. But you should thank MS for being so lenient towards lazy programmers who refuse to rewrite their crappy old programs).

    Back to the point - to say that MS updates are buggy and unstable and break all kinds of stuff is a lie.

    1. Re:Oh please, you guys are grasping by dougmc · · Score: 1
      Yes, NT SP6 from 3 years ago caused a problem accessing Notes. It did not "broke all kinds of stuff".
      I was doing Tivoli support at the time. It broke our product, and there were others as well -- pretty much anything that used Winsock. I think that qualifies as `all kinds of stuff'. (And yes, our product *was* written for NT.)

      More recently, Windows 2000 SP3 broke name resolution for all non-Administator users. Here's the details. That was just a few months ago ...

      Back to the point - to say that MS updates are buggy and unstable and break all kinds of stuff is a lie.
      I did not say that. I pointed out a case where a Microsoft patch (service packs, no less) broke many things. Certainly, it wasn't just Notes that broke.

      I know about these problems, and my job isn't even really about Windows. Somebody who works a lot more with Windows probably knows dozens more -- I know of a few more, but tracking them down isn't really worth the time.

      Windows works with so many different things, and has so many little quirks in there to make old applications works, it's amazing it works at all. I don't envy those guys their job at all maintaing it -- but certainly, to claim that their fixes don't break things (which wasn't the original claim -- I know that) is silly.

    2. Re:Oh please, you guys are grasping by Tmack · · Score: 1
      The original post was intended to mean upgrading the OS while trying to keep your apps sane, though I see now how that can be taken to include the bugfixes as well. In reality, MS bugfixes and patches are relatively stable, and generally fix stuff more than they break, but to claim they do not break stuff is ignorant. If they didnt, there would be no need to test run the fix before deployment, as any real IT department would. MS has a track record of deploying many fixes that broke things, badly. Pick a service pack, read the troubleshooting section on MS's page for it, and doubtless there are several "known issues" relating to software/drivers that becomes broken from installing the SP.

      Tm

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  284. EOL by tepples · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft understands that people expect bug fixes for free, then why does Microsoft refuse to issue patches for holes in old but still widely used operating systems?

    1. Re:EOL by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft understands that people expect bug fixes for free, then why does Microsoft refuse to issue patches for holes in old but still widely used operating systems?

      Because those operating systems are 8 years old, and no-one in this industry - including RedHat - does that.

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  285. And he's the head of their SECURITY div? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that a head will roll, then. Look, just making that statement is a challenge to these dingbats. Plenty of vulnerabilities are discovered before the patch is out. Many of those vulnerabilities are reported with proof-of-concept code showing how to do an exploit. The vulnerabilities are often discovered through reverse-engineering: they are not exclusively discovered by MS engineers. Now that this fellow has implied otherwise, there will be that much more incentive for the black hats to prove that they have the necessary skill to reverse engineer the OS before MS can catch up.

  286. But updating can break things! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last time I tried to get my Dad's PC current with update, after applying several over a period of hours, I got a little message box that said "Can't start explorer.exe. Reinstall Windows"!!!

    There's an upgrade path for you! I worked the rest of the weekend trying to save his data and programs, but in the end, I had to do what that stupid little message box demanded.

    Thanks, Bill! I'll install all the upgrades from now on. Sure!

  287. Re:What kind of BS do they think they can pull on by kalidasa · · Score: 1

    Simple counter-example: Does anyone remember how long it took them to patch that URL spoofing problem? I certainly think that it was a problem before they patched it.

    Call them on it, and they'll claim that the patch was already KNOWN, it just wasn't IMPLEMENTED. This is looking glass logic. And the worst part is, the PHBs will buy it.

  288. Not just the updates- failing silently ==teh sux0r by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    When you run windows update and it completes "successfully" and for whatever reason, you are still wide open- that's when you give serious consideration to a serious OS. Like *BSD or a linux. Or an Amiga.

    It's just poorly architected, like one of my perl scripts. Only, I don't get paid to sell perl scripts.

  289. How do you find "exploited"? by tepples · · Score: 1

    If there existed a published proof-of-concept exploit for a hole in a popular web browser that allowed the server to execute arbitrary code on the client machine without the informed consent of the user, would you consider it an "exploited hole"?

    1. Re:How do you find "exploited"? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Your example seems like it wouldn't bother me very much at all, as the transmission vector is kind of worthless. It's easily tracked and requires significant effort on the user's part...it would certainly be less effective than MyDoom, and that doesn't even EXPLOIT a security hole.

      I mean, you have to consider internet security the same way you consider office security. Yes, if one of our office doors won't lock, we have an immediate problem. Would it kill us to wait a few days to have it fixed? Probably not. Maybe if it was one of the outside doors...and every time a major hole in an on-by-default protocol has been found, it's been patched before it's exploited. That's what this guy was commenting on...that even if MS' security isn't GREAT, it's certainly GOOD ENOUGH, and part of the blame therefore lies on underfunded (or if you will, lazy) IT departments.

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  290. Is Slashdot better?? by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    This would be easier to take seriously if it didn't come from someone who obviously still reads Slashdot...

  291. hardware support? by tepples · · Score: 1

    "The patch for Windows security issues is Linux" is the common smart-aleck response to an article such as this about security holes in Microsoft Windows. However, not every user of desktop Windows can switch to Linux that easily. Linux on the desktop will not work for me until Microtek helps the SANE developers add support for the Scanmaker 4850 scanner. The fact remains that Windows has the best hardware support of any desktop OS.

  292. An example: C code exploit for ASN.1 vuln by SysKoll · · Score: 2, Informative
    Riclewis, I don't know if this fits your definition, but here is a piece of C code that crashes a Windows server by exploiting the ASN.1 vuln. Similar pieces of code have been floating for quite a while since at least October 2003. Some of them are rumored to give you a remote shell, which is not unbelievable.

    Was this what you wanted?

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  293. And another example: IIS by SysKoll · · Score: 2, Informative
    /.er Florian Weimer supplies another example: a military IIS server cracked before the flaw was known.

    This, I believe, fits your description.

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  294. Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wonder how the 'vulnerabilities' get discovered then? An infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite number of keyboards? Perhaps microsoft employs a grad student to snif out these things.... yes - that's got to be it. Or perhaps while spewing out code, the IDE automatically highlights vulnerabilities in Red to 'remind' the programmers that there is something to fix (which they never get around to doing). Perplexing isn't it?

  295. Microsoft Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Security - an oxymoron that ranks right up there with Jumbo Shrimp.....

    1. Re:Microsoft Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Jumbo Shrimp" really isn't an oxymoron. Shrimp is an organism. Jumbo modifies it. so it means big sea-faring organism named shrimp.

  296. typical microsoft by gyratedotorg · · Score: 1

    "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

    does anyone know of any other companies that actively promote their new products by badmouthing their old products?

    this is the type of thing that keeps me from taking anything they say seriously.

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  297. In other news... by sittingbull · · Score: 1

    Today Microsoft Corp. (NASDAQ-NMS:MSFT)(MSFT) has undisputabley declared that indeed the chixen does come before the egg...

  298. It only takes one hacker by violet16 · · Score: 1

    But it only takes one hacker to unleash something like MS.Blaster, MyDoom or SoBig.

    I take the point that more people know about a security flaw after a patch is issued, but this doesn't seem like a quantity issue to me. The issue is one black hat writing a really vicious exploit that goes around the world in half a day -- and the sort of people that do that, I would have thought, are in communities where they are likely to hear about security holes ahead of the general public.

  299. Liar liar by ehiris · · Score: 1

    This is like Michael Jackson saying he has only had esthetic surgery once.

  300. If thats true then by Tandoori+Haggis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nobody smoked until nicotine patches were released

    Nobody washed dishes before washing-up detergent was invented

    Nobody had a crap before bog roll was invented

    Nobody got pregnant or caught diseases until condoms were invented.

    Help! I'm trapped in a parallel universe where the laws of logic are being inverted!

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    1. Re:If thats true then by stewball · · Score: 1

      The Practice Effect, David Brin.

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  301. Patch ecomonics by lub · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft's practise of patching security holes is a matter of patch economics. Patches will be released if: a. Microsoft will significantly lose customers if they do otherwise; b. legal threads/law enforcement force them to do so. I always compare it to primitive Saudi-style oil-patch economics with West Bank settler-type religion.

    William, thou scurvy patch!

  302. I don't get aspect-oriented programming... by Goonie · · Score: 1
    From what little I understand of this programming paradigm, its key feature is just that - the ability to add "COME FROM" statements to your code.

    Could somebody explain to me how in the world this is supposed to be a good thing?

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  303. Like Trees in the Forest by ebresie · · Score: 1

    So this is like, if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make noise?

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  304. Any comparision? by Michalson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps a comparison is in order to determine if keeping exploits a secret really does help? Take a product that is open source, but which practices security through obscurity by keeping security bug fixes under raps. The first piece of popular OSS that fits this bill is Mozilla. Security bugs are reported to the bug list, where they are only known to a small circle of developers. Those bugs can then be fixed at the developers leisure (for instance the new Packages.sun.plugin.javascript.navig5.JSObject(1,1 ) bug which caused Mozilla to instantly crash taking every tab with it was fixed about 10 months after it was originally reported [reported in March 2003, silently fixed in a late January 2004 build of Mozilla 1.6]). After the bug is fixed however it is not formally announced, no advisory is issued to tell anyone to update to the latest build. Only after 2 version changes do the bugs appear on the vulnerabilities list (right now you can see 1.4 vulnerabilities, once 1.7 goes gold you'll see the 1.5 vulnerabilities).

    This method has greatly increased the security of Mozilla users browsing experience (when was the last time you where the victim of a Mozilla exploit?). This is despite a long track record of arbitrary code vulnerabilities (almost averaging 1 per month so far as the official list admits), frequent problems with javascript and cross site vulnerabilities, URL spoofing, reading local file and password vulnerabilities in almost every minor version (1.2 being the exception for file reading, unless you count the 1.3 or 1.4 vulnerabilities), and some of the most original mail client vulnerabilities out there (in addition to standard arbitrary code execution) such as being able to permanently DoS a mailbox using a webmail account and a message of less then 20 byte.

    The simple fact is that most Mozilla users aren't downloading nightly builds to keep themselves secured with all the latest secret patches (though this has its own risk, like the recent bug that deleted everything in the program files folder) they have remained much more secure than users of IE, who are frequently burned because they only (sometimes) apply the publicly announced and electronically pushed patches after someone takes a month or more to come up with a virus based on them (i.e. Blaster). Of course other software users get burned in the same way too: Redhat servers (including some at NASA) got rooted by the Ramen/Lion virus which was made possible by the public announcement and patching of the TSIG vulnerability 6 months earlier. phpBB2 boards that aren't constantly updated get hacked by script kiddies all the time thanks to open security mailing lists.

    The simple fact is that the easiest method of writing a virus (if you want it to succeed) is to lookup a known vulnerability (even though its likely patched by that time) and use it. The people most likely not to notice or understand how to deal with the infection are the same people using totally unpatched copies of Linux kernel 1.8 or Windows 98. Look at the "please run this attachment" user vulnerability - while almost all email clients from the last few years physically prevent this vulnerability (for some time Outlook has even gone so far as to remove executable files from zips) viruses like MyDoom still spread at an alarming rate. The people most likely to let their machine become and remain compromised due to carelessness are also the least likely to watch for updates and apply patches.

    And no, I don't think companies should withhold patches, but there is a lot of truth to the concept that telling the world about a vulnerability is the fastest way to get a virus written.

  305. Re:What about these vulnerabilities? - And these? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok

    For anyone who thinks this is just biased mindless m$ bashing on /. 's behalf. Think again.

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/02/10/2031 21 9&mode=thread

    http://computerworld.co.nz/news.nsf/UNID/CC256CE D0 016AD1ECC25684C000DD6EC?OpenDocument&Highlight=2,M icrosoft,Security
    From above link:
    "* Microsoft officials say it is developing a patch to fix an IE 5 flaw that allows Web site operators to run malicious executable codes on visitors' computers. Until the patch is ready, Microsoft advises disabling Active Scripting in IE 5's ImportExportFavorites feature."

    http://computerworld.co.nz/news.nsf/UNID/CC256CE D0 016AD1ECC25684C000D47F5?OpenDocument&Highlight=2,M icrosoft,Security
    http://computerworld.co.nz/news .nsf/UNID/CC256CED0 016AD1ECC25684C000D4D53?OpenDocument&Highlight=2,M icrosoft,Security

    I could have found a ton more examples. All of the articles basically show that an exploit has been found.

    I could agree that some people have to literally create an exploit code from reverse engineering a patch - however the inital hole had to be found an exploited.
    So that means someone out there had an exploit but was kind enuff to inform the vendor.

    However! MICROSOFT ARE BLATANTLY BULLSHITTING AGAIN! Make NO Mistake about that.

    1- There is such a thing as a zero day hack
    2- There is such a thing as an easy manual exploit that doesn't require trojans or virus inflitration to bust open the hole.

    Shape up Microsoft. Stop lying. I'm sick of it.

  306. You Are Now Leaving Reality ... by stuffduff · · Score: 1

    ... and entering The Microsoft Zone.

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  307. Just more FUD by m1kesm1th · · Score: 1

    By pointing out that 'known' bugs in the operating system make the system less secure (by more people being aware of it). It is plainly another attempt to draw a line between closed source and open source initiatives.

    Open source is a labour of love, time and effort. Microsoft is a labour of profit and monopoly. Neither method is particularly better than the other, though one does sound more altruistic.

    Maybe all the other arguments aren't working, although the article states "I know of no..." then "I think there has only been one instance..." is clearly contradictory, the only reason I can see for the article was to pave the way for more comments against open source initiatives. Makes you wonder really, some of their code is 'open' now.

  308. Patches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Step: Vulnerability

    Second Step: Patch

    Third Step: Profit!!!!

    Hey, we know what the second step is now!!!

  309. OT, but... Re:An article disproving this... by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

    > (You can even double check me: I can't remember a single instance in the Bible where God's command wasn't questioned...)

    "Be fruitful and multiply" seemed to go by without much backtalk.

    Apparently, you haven't done much Bible reading. The story of Onan (Revised Standard Version) appears pretty early on; it is in Genesis 38.

    For King James Version enthusiasts, here's your preferred text.

    1. Re:OT, but... Re:An article disproving this... by daeley · · Score: 1

      Well, technically, that was disobeying Judah, not God, although the latter is the one that got pissed off and slew him. And from that passage, there does seem to quite a bit of multiplying going on.

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  310. all of their software is a legacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of buggy programming, randomly- and hastily-added "features" and security that makes Brie cheese at room temperature look solid.

    Yeah, XP is a legacy alright....just don't leave it to anyone in your will.

  311. and that single instance by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    in which a virus exploited windows prior to a patch would be what ? Installation ? That HUGE BLOATED mass of corpse white infected code is by its very nature a virus, that just happens to have some useable features :) LOL

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  312. Izzat so? by Kenardy · · Score: 1

    Where can I order these CD's?

    Online? Oh. Um ... er ... well, maybe not.

    Just yanking yer chain ... I used Linux to order the CD's last night so I could patch my final remaining copy of Win98 one last time ... it's all cool.

  313. I don't believe it for a minute... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    There was a problem with a version of IE where if you visited a site which had malicious intent, it could read cookie details for another site.

    Microsoft were aware of it, it was public and MS didn't patch it for a few months.

    As it was known and unpatched, I think someone, somewhere must have abused this.

  314. Copyright monopoly + EOL = forced upgrade sales by tepples · · Score: 1

    Because those operating systems are 8 years old, and no-one in this industry - including RedHat - does that.

    Third party consultants can and do still issue security updates for versions of Red Hat Linux. So let me rephrase: If Microsoft understands that people expect bug fixes for free, then why does Microsoft refuse to permit third parties to issue patches for holes in old but still widely used operating systems?

  315. What kind of moronic BS is this? by dougnaka · · Score: 1
    "It's a myth that hackers find the holes," said Nigel Beighton

    Of course they don't, security researchers find the wholes. They believe in full disclosure, and tell the hackers. Who create exploits, way before there is a patch, and often before the vendor (especially in the case of Microsoft) has responded to the notice.

    Now that's good, but c'mon "We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known" is just criminal ignorance. Let's all go visit Packet Storm and click on last 20 exploits, or Bugtraq and see if there's any talk of exploits without patches. Or, wait, we could go straight for Vuln-dev and see exploits as they are developed.. which is [sarcasm]OBVIOUSLY by reverse engineering patches[/sarcasm].

    If this guy wasn't fed this FUD by marketing droids, and he's really supposed to be in charge of "security", he should be fired.

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  316. In Red Mond... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the patch causes the exploit.

  317. Perhaps MS should ship a Knoppix CD too. by waferhead · · Score: 1

    That way folks could safely go grab the Windows updates;-)

    The weird thing? It would work;-)

    I'll have to remeber to suggest it in future...

  318. Heh Good one! :))))) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please mod parent up: +5, Funny!

  319. "Default Install" by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    Bill writes:
    Unlike Open BSD, Windows Installs many obscure features into the the default install of the desktop. So although it wasn't a bug in the kernel, it was in Ie or windows messaging or RPS or something else. I sort of prefer the OpenBSD idea that the end user has to decide what to put on their computer besides the shell and basic utilities.
    Absolutely. One reason I purchase the OpenBSD release CD set is because the install set includes pretty much every application I need to have a usable system, with most necessary network services installed in the base install, but 99.9% of services are turned off by default.

    Compare this to MS-Windows, where 90% of the network services included are turned on by default, and it is difficult for even an experienced user to know which services can be safely disabled, and which are necessary for a usable system.

    How difficult would it be for Microsoft to default all services to 'off', and bind all network services only to the loopback interface?

    If they can't make thge security posture of MS-Windows approach that of OpenBSD, at least they can try to match MacOS X, where the default install has no remotely accessible listening ports!

  320. Another example just today by NathanE · · Score: 1

    While not exactly Windows, here's a flaw in MSN Explorer 8.5 that has been used since "sometime last year" by some clever folks in China to get free access to Premium services. This was just in the news today.

    Ironic that the very day MS' security chief says there are essentially no zero day vulnerabilities being exploited until after a patch comes out, one is reported by news.com.com. :)

  321. This article just BEGS for a reaction - here it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The M$ guy has been borked by M$ - I mean, his brains must have rotten dead, or something like that. What he says is so utterly untrue, unlogic, strange - whatever you wish to call it. What does working for M$ do to your thinking-capacity? Destroy it? My hamster shows more intelligence.

    This guy seems to have gone braindead.

  322. after reading this by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    I believe microsoft should fire their security chief .

  323. 8) Smiley... with glasses on.... by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    Lets say it's a smiley for us myopic minority, okay ?
    8)

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  324. "And Where's The Harm?" You Ask... by MacDaffy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I was just surfing the net after commenting here and stumbled across the following in Shortnews.com:

    David Aucsmith, head of technology for Microsoft stated that hackers are lazy and instead of finding exploits themselves, are instead waiting for patches being released and then hacking them.

    Windows is known for having persistent problems regarding malicious hackers, and have a reputation for security problems.

    David Aucsmith compared these problems to the recent vulnerabilities discovered by Eeye Digital Security. No exploits were produced until there days after the patch was made available.
    Aucsmith and Microsoft have succeeded in misleading the public by giving the impression that no mechanism other than the ill will of a few fiends is responsible for the appalling state of Windows security. It's not Microsoft... it's not the vulnerabilities inherent in their code... it's the bad guys!

    I work with users every day. I've been in the industry for twenty years and I know that user ignorance is a powerful force in sales, marketing, design and support of IT products and services. This Aucsmith debacle is a textbook case of a company depending on it. They know that the average user doesn't have--or want--the wherewithal to think critically about statements their representatives make. It's groundwork for Next Generation computing. It stinks.
    1. Re:"And Where's The Harm?" You Ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just went up on CNN...

  325. Machine catches fire!! by aauu · · Score: 1

    the machine catches fire

    Now there is a remote exploit that will catch everyone's attention. ;-)

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  326. My word ... by Sonic+McTails · · Score: 1

    My bullshit detector just exploded when I heard that ...

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  327. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as he knows ! ;-P

  328. Gawd, how embarassing by bratmobile · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm a former 'softie, and I hate to see people without half a neuron speaking for the company. Microsoft has a lot of good people, and a lot of good products. I just can't figure out why they let IDIOTS speak for the company so often.

  329. "known" vs. "available" by zaba · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    "'We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known,' he said."

    and:

    "Mr Aucsmith said he could only think of one instance when a vulnerability was exploited before a patch was available."

    Either I am missing something subtle about the difference between the words known and available, or his first statement is obviously false.

  330. Some people live in their own world by serutan · · Score: 1

    Aucsmith must live in the same self-delusional world as Jack Valenti and various record company execs. Maybe they should all go to an island somewhere. Make yourselves comfortable, gentlemen. Mr. Rorke will be along shortly. Here's a drink with an umbrella in it.

  331. On a large scale ? by ladadadada · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So you're limiting exploits to script kiddies who need to recruit hundreds of machines to do their ddos attacks on their favourite target for the week ?

    The single professional hacker who exploits MY work server and modifies/steals the data contained is far more devestating than even a ddos directed at me by a script kiddy, but because professional hackers don't brag about their exploits in irc, these vulnerabilities will go largely unnoticed by MS until someone else discovers it and exploits it large scale or posts it to a discussion on security so that MS can fix it.

    Large scale exploits are not the only concern here.

    On another note, if you discover that you have been hacked, you would try to remove any backdoors that may have been installed and upgrade/re-install all your software but how do you figure out which exploit was used ? Is it a known exploit or is it a new one ?
    I visit a website that has been hacked and taken down twice in the last two months. It seems that the maintainer simply didn't know how they got in, so put the box back up with basically the same configuration, plus some security patches from the distro website but it obviously didn't include the right patch, or possibly it was a configuration thing and not buggy software at fault so they got in again and hosed his server again.
    So, how do you determine how they got in apart from scanning your own box for vulnerabilities and assuming it was one of those ?

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  332. Almost... by EventHorizon · · Score: 1

    In the Microsoft wet dream, customers are also paying them monthly for the priviledge of these secret automatic updates.

    Though, they are finally adding a firewall in XP SP2. Maybe the recent Linux deployments are putting on some heat?

  333. This Statement Says It All by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Almost all attacks against our software are against the legacy systems," he said.

    "If you want more secure software, upgrade."

    They WANT YOU TO SPEND MONEY TO MAKE BILL RICHER!

    This is the sole and total purpose of this idiot's comments.

    That simple.

    No further discussion is necessary.

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  334. Gee, that makes me feel better 'cause... by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0

    I just got the patch! No more viagra for me!

  335. An obvious solution... by brettper · · Score: 1

    Well the easiest thing to do would be to stop releasing patches - then the hackers would never find the holes and everything would be fine.

    What idiot came up with the idea of security patches in the first place?

  336. How to create an exploit from patch by andika · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think MS predict cracker's way of thinking:
    1. backup current system
    2. install security patch
    3. compare files
    4. reverse engineer differences & refer to the security advisory
    5. create an exploit
    but:
    what if step 3 was made difficult, say, by obsfuscate the new file, so comparation with old file will result in way to much difference?

    Just an idea ...

  337. Security through obscurity... by Secahtah · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...never works. That's like a bank saying "No one ever robbed our bank until we fixed that big gaping hole in the side of the vault that was exposed to the outer wall of the building."

  338. This falls flat to some degree... by Otto · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's a terrible analogy, but it shows that they have a bit of a point: any business would go out of business if they had to fix problems that were ineffable at the time of the original sale.

    The problem is that you can reverse this concept with regards to software. If the vendor doesn't patch the exploits/bugs in their product, people will stop using said product because the holes in it will eventually make it unusable for many applications.

    He has a point, but it's not a very good one. All he's saying is that most widespread attacks are script-kiddie attacks. Big deal. We already knew that. However, that's due to the fact that those people capable of discovering new exploits, for the most part, are white hat people who release the exploit info in order to get it fixed.

    Yes, it sucks that releasing a patch leads to script-kiddie attacks on that exploit. But I find it hard to believe that they really think that if the situation were otherwise, and exploits didn't get fixed/patched until they were already seriously exploited in the wild, that this state of affairs would somehow be better in any way. Does everybody have to be rooted before a patch comes out to fix the problem? Or is it better to have the patch available and then be able to more squarely blame end users for not upgrading their boxes? There's really no alternative to these two scenarios. Take your pick.

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  339. Hmmm... by Tatarize · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me or is Microsoft just asking the folks who send them security hole information to bypass that silly part where they send the information to them and wait 6 months for a patch and jump straight to giving the information to malware folks just to show MS up? Somehow this gives me the impression of snubbing their noses at some security folks. I'm sure there are some hackers who have been exploiting certain holes in MS for years and kept it secret. Maybe if MS keeps saying this stuff they will turn it into a virus just to show up. We don't need unpatchable worms. Thank you.

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  340. So stop releasing these patches bastards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It is all your fault then, Mirosoft!
    I did not believe that, I thought it is those
    nasty Linux hackers, but now you admit it yourself!

    I demand that you stop relasing these patches so our OS is more secure! If you don't we will go into
    class action suit against you.

  341. *cough* by Frogbert · · Score: 1

    *Cough* Winnuke *cough*

  342. Geniuses or Idiots? by WanderingFighter · · Score: 1

    Wow, more Microsoft Stupidity. You have to wonder, is this marketing Genius? Or stupidity? All the people who aren't computer literate will probably believe that. Along with that Viruses make WinXP Better. Windows is never vulnerable until a patch appears, and that releasing patches is what causes exploits to be developed. Okay, well then if thats the case, why don't they stop making patches. We have never had vulnerabilities exploited before the patch was known Then what was that fault with Internet explorer opening .exe files that appeared as .pdf files? Thats been around for like, 9 Months. I wonder if the coders and programmers @ Microsoft use Mac Products or Linux Flavors. I'd like to raid their houses.........

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    $>Segmentation fault (core dumped)
  343. Underhand shot at full disclosure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Microsoft would like nothing better for full disclosure to go away. Blaming their design and production mistakes on subsequent discussion will allow Ashcroft and Co. to stifle discourse essential to protecting your systems during the months or years it takes MS to get a [working] patch.

  344. Re:OK by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Do anybody actually read these posts after a couple days and responds to them?

    If not LAST POST!

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.