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  1. Re:Hermaphrodism on Engineers Have More Sons, Nurses More Daughters · · Score: 1

    My father was an engineer, my mother was a nurse.

    My _three_ brothers and I (also male) are doing fine, thanks.

  2. The only problem with this contest.... on Hack IIS6 Contest · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that the winners get X-Boxes....

  3. Re:It's annoying... on Go Daddy Usurps Network Solutions · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our non-offensive overlords.

  4. Re:Ban SUVs = Save More Oil Than Expanding DST on Daylight Savings Change Proposed · · Score: 1

    How is this regressive?

    If I have a car that sits in my driveway for a full year, I've bought no gas, and paid no gas tax on it. That's fair, because I haven't used the roads those taxes support.

    If I have a standard car, I buy gas regularly, and the gas tax pays for the "wear and tear" that my vehicle causes the road.

    If I have a hybrid car, I buy much less gas, but am still causing the same wear and tear on the roads.

    A regressive tax would be one that increased gas taxes to offset the tax lost on the gas I don't buy; making the people with standard cars pay for my road use.

    Pay per use is _not_ regressive.

    It's also why the toll roads in California are some of the best kept up in the state; people pay to use them, to avoid other traffic. The fees pay for road repair, the toll collecters, and turn a profit, or did, until the one in OC was taken over by the County.

  5. Ahhh..... on Publishing Exploit Code Ruled Illegal In France · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The tried and true French method of "stick your head in the sand, and hope it will go away on it's own."

  6. Error in Belgium.dll on Bill Gates Talks about Belgian eID Card · · Score: 1

    A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage
    to your country.

    Belgium.dll ERROR

    If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen, restart your country. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:

    Check to make sure any new government is properly installed.

    If this is a new installation, ask your electorate
    for any Windows updates you might need.

    If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed government. Disable government options such as democracy or socialism.
    If you need to use Feudalism to remove or disable components, restart your country, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then
    select Feudalism.

    Technical information:
    *** STOP: 0x0000004e (0x00000099, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000)

    Beginning dump of physical memory
    Physical memory dump complete.
    Contact your system administrator or technical support group for further assistance.

  7. Re:Classic Cartoons on Fantastic Four Teaser Trailer · · Score: 2, Informative

    It was actually released to video, but then the video was pulled.

    You can still find copies at gaming conventions.

    All likely to be illegal, mind you, but that doesn't stop copies from being sold.

  8. Re:And they're NOT a monopoly? on Microsoft Not Worried about FireFox · · Score: 1

    Dunno about your keyboard, but I can pry up the letters on mine and remap it.

    Or, what I did at work, just remap and touchtype.

    It drives my coworkers nuts, but it also keeps them from using my computer.

  9. Re:Sci fi "original series" on Le Guin Peeved About Earthsea Miniseries · · Score: 1

    Yeah, to make room for more of that John Edwards crap.

    As my brother might say...

    *BLAM* John Edwards, you've crossed over. Is there anything you'd like to say?

  10. Comedy... on IT Practice Within Microsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    users are the admins of their machines.

    So even Microsoft has realized you can't do crap under a limited login in XP.

  11. Re:Draft Copy? on GPL Revision Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    Did you read the article?

    The draft isn't due until next year.

    Wait, what am I thinking... This is Slashdot, of course you didn't read the article....

  12. Forgive my ignorance... on IBM Sponsors Humanitarian Grid Computing Project · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But isn't the Stanford Folding project already doing part of this?

  13. Re:Sue sue sue, it's the American way! on Microsoft Pays $536M to Novell · · Score: 1

    Tell me about it.

    To this day, it takes me 20 minutes per attempt to get Word to do columns the way I want, not the way it wants.

    I can do the same thing in WordPerfect in 30 seconds.

  14. Re:Coed Prison? on Siblings Guilty of Spam Felony, Partner Acquitted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only the Arkansas slashdot readers....

  15. Re:Voter fraud is going to be the biggest issue of on More on the Dangers of eVoting · · Score: 1

    I'm part of a set of identical triplets.

    What do you suggest they do if one of my brothers does something?

  16. Re:I've heard this before. on IE Holes Not Microsoft's Fault, Says Bill · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, at least in yours, Han spoke first....

  17. Re:More school yard fun on SCO Claims Linux Lifted ELF · · Score: 1

    AT&T or BSD? What evil lurks in that sealed agreement?

    Only the Shadow knows!

  18. Re:Is this really that bad? on Military on Alert for Killer Coke Cans · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Exactly.

    When I went shopping for a new phone recently, it took 2 worker bees and a manager to figure out that when I said I didn't want a camera phone, that I really meant I didn't want a camera phone.

    One of those damn things would get me fired. And, if I were lucky, I wouldn't have federal charges filed against me.

  19. Re:Borg Love on Microsoft Patents The Body Bus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where are they getting the human skin to test this on? Interns?

    Sure.

    Cause you don't build social attachement to MS Interns like you do to rats...

  20. Re:Longhorn even later? on Microsoft Is Planning To Renew IE Development · · Score: 1

    Only if there's an arguement about the nature of the flight sim to put in the new version of IE.

  21. Re:Best Features of WordPerfect on Microsoft Word 5.1: The Apex of Word Processing · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, but in Word Perfect, it took maybe 2 clicks. Not the 6 or so it takes in Word, if you remember what it is you need to do.

    Word Perfect also handles balanced columns, multiple column sections on the same page, and any number of other features much smoother than Office.

    And yeah, reveal codes, rocks.

    For those who don't know, it's a little box which shows all the escape codes, inserted symbols, formatting codes, etc. To change something, say column settings, all you had to do was click on the right thing, and it opened that up.

    No worries about messing up the formatting in some subtle way, which has happened all too often in Word.

  22. Gideon's in Spaaaaaceeee... on Hotel Tycoon Pushes Inflatable Space Stations · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if each inflatable station module won't come with complimentary bibles.

    But will the bibles be inflatable as well?

  23. Been watching SCO too long..... on Rambus Files Antitrust Suit Against Memory Makers · · Score: 1

    I read that as:

    "Darl with it, losers."

  24. Re:That's hardly a privacy issue on Automobile Black Box Sends Driver to Jail · · Score: 1

    And the driver is still open for a civil suit from the victim's family.

  25. Re:Worst Function of All Time on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 1

    I worked on code just as bad.

    In one case, it said that 2000 wasn't a leap year, because, according to the original programmer, years ending in 00 were _never_ leap years.

    I showed him both on his computer, and with a calendar that he was wrong, and he still wouldn't believe me.

    I then went to the boss. He didn't believe me either. I showed him on his bankbook, and it was still "no go"...

    So then I went to the VP. She was uncertain, but one of the Business Analysts was there, she believed me (especially with all my proof), and because she was literally never wrong, the code fix got in for the three customer accounts I worked on.

    It didn't get in at least two others that I know of, and this cause wonderful issues with multiple state insurance oversight boards. The rest of the customers were not pleased.