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  1. What a spoof on Nanotech Brings Battery Life Extender for Mobiles · · Score: 1

    There are certainly no "waves" escaping from a battery, thus there is no high frequency apparatus inside such a device. The technical staff who wrote this "story" on batmax.com should no that the internal chemical compound of a battery does not radiate anything while decaying. Entropy in a battery can or will not change by encapsulating the battery in any materials.

    Somehow everything is slipping out of the + - poles Watson, please stop it with your hand!

  2. Good news on Automated DMCA Notices Still Full of Lies · · Score: 1

    This is fairly good news for your lawyer if you are in trouble.
    The letter is truly an evidence of shooting in darkness. It proves that the MPAA have no clue whatsoever.

    IP evidence would be turned down in court, because of the superficial evidence on this matter.
    ... and they no it. It is just there kind of scare tactics.

    A countersuit could bring them in a bad situation, where they would have to rethink there tactics, because the cost would be to high.

  3. Goverment control on Secret Service Seeks Indymedia Logs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back in the old days Americans was free and liberated; nowadays it seems we Europeans are a little freer as in beer.
    The government is controlled by the people for the people in the spirit of democracy.
    USA is on the way to become more like a totalitarian state where the people are controlled by there government - the fusion of all intelligence department services would indeed speed this up.

    I however do trust that the legal systems will protect the individual citizens from being gagged all the time.

  4. Its the methods and functionality on City of Munich Freezes Its Linux Migration · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The real issue is the totally stupid "software" patents issued by ignorant offices.
    I.e. the "one click buy" patent, the tabbed browsing and even methods for embedding "something" in a browser are examples of ignorance and stupidity.

    There are 1000 ways to code "one click buy" commerce functionality - but only ONE patent for it. That's what's wrong. It should be the code and the algorithms there where the target for patents NOT the method. As an example I could file for a method for making a car move. That would be the engine, and that would be ridiculous in the eyes of engineers. Such a patent would never make it trough the patent offices. Of course there would be prior act, but in many situations prior act is forgotten or the little man are afraid of the battle with the "mastodont" - an whole other issue.
    Therefore I must conclude that the people patenting software methods and functionality are somehow not fit for the job.
    It is then up to us citizen of the world, to raise a flag saying that the entire world will be in state of limbo if the current insane software patent wave continues.

    Next time I file a patent it should be for bad endings in novels!

  5. The question we have all awaitet on Now We Have the Internet, But Why Do We Need It? · · Score: 1

    42!

  6. The Neal anomaly on The Most Famous Geek in IT · · Score: 0

    The picture clearly shows another reincarnation of CowboyNeal.
    Personal redundancy is a skill - not a coincident!

  7. Violating our IP on A TCP/IP Stack and Web Server In BASIC · · Score: 1

    Hey the code are violation our intellectual property!

    I can't tell you which line, but GOSUB 10000 and the command REM are violating our IP..!!

    Watch out.
    (btw. you may license the use of REM for a small fee)

    McBeef

    CEO

    (TDP)-1

  8. Fish'n'chips on Aquarium Modcase · · Score: 1

    This looks fishy!

    Put and take in a case, no way.

  9. Re: No its Holoware on Holographic Keypads Float Into View · · Score: 1

    I believe Holoware is the same thing as Vaporware!

    Just a bit more transparent.

  10. How will the internet evolve in the future. on Ask Dr. Vinton Cerf About the Internet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Cerf,
    It seems like a short time since everything started out at CERN - did things evolve as your expected? And how du your think the future of the digital age / internet will evolve ?

    Very hypothetical and yet so breathtaking :)

    --
    El_Jake ( /. my favorite . )

  11. Re:In web pages? on Easter Eggs in Web Sites? · · Score: 1

    Well, there is about 400 programmers working on ms office - and if there are 400 easter eggs, no wonder its blow ware. /jake

  12. Re:hrm. 911 (at least in the US) on Can You Hear Me Now? · · Score: 1

    Well, who needs all that advise when there are angels above us ;)

    --
    jake daemon

  13. Smile and wave! on All Sourceforge.net Being Blocked by SmartFilter · · Score: 1

    Hey keep up the good spirit and wave the red flag, they are bringing China to the US :)

    --
    Jake

  14. Mostly Harmless on Properly Testing Your Code? · · Score: 1

    "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something
    completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
    - Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless, 1992

    Mr. Adams is right, you can't completely avoid errors !

    But a good approach to (near) failsafe software is to let non software engineers/pros test your solution, because they allways end up doing something completely foolish and crash the app.

    Jake.