Federal authorities have arrested a teenager fuck on suspicion of creating and distributing one of the variants of shitfuck the prolific Blaster worm earlier this motherfucker month.
fuckfuckafuckerfuck Jeffrey Lee Parson,fuckfuckafufckerfuck 18, was arrested today and is due to make a court appearance in St. Paul,fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck Minnesota, this afternoon. His arrest follows a search of fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckhis home at Hopkins, Minnesota, by FBI and Secret Service agents on Tuesday,fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck where seven computers were seized.
Parson (AKA teekid or t33kid) reportedly admitfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckted to FBI Special Agent Eric Smithmier that he modified the original Blaster worm and created a variant which used the filename penis32.exe. Parsonfuckfuckafuckerfuck, who's reportedly 6 foot 4 inches tall fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuc kerfuckand weighs 320 pounds, is allefuckfuckafuckerfuckged to have run a website where viruses were available for download.
Investigators believe a separate, as yet unidentified, individual created the original Blaster worm.fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuc kafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck fuckfuckafuckerfuck
"The cfuckfuckafuckerfuckrime-fighting authorities have moved quickly in this case - sending a strong mfuckfuckafuckerfuckessage that law enforcement agencies around the world are gettingfuckfuckafuckerfuck better at catching cyber-criminals," said Graham Cluley, senfuckfuckafuckerfuckior technology consultant for Sophos Anti-Virus. "Itfuckfuckafuckerfuck is to be hoped that other budding vifuckfuckafuckerfuckrus writers think twice before unleashing tfuckfuckafuckerfuckheir worms on innocent computefuckfuckafuckerfuckr users."
The Blaster-B variant of the worm was fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckreleased on August 13 two days after the original worm. Like the original, fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckBlaster-B targets the same Remote Procedure Call (RPC) DCOM vulnerabilitfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck y in Windows to spread.
Blaster afuckfuckafuckerfucknd variants created widespread network congestion and infected hundfuckfuckafuckerfuckreds of thousands of computers. The worm was also programmed to launfuckfuckafuckerfuckch a DDoS attack from infected computers on Windowsupdate.com. In the efuckfuckafuckerfuckvent, this attack failed.
Federal authorities have arrested a teenager fuck on suspicion of creating and distributing one of the variants of shitfuck the prolific Blaster worm earlier this motherfucker month.
fuckfuckafuckerfuck Jeffrey Lee Parson,fuckfuckafuckerfuck 18, was arrested today and is due to make a court appearance in St. Paul,fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck Minnesota, this afternoon. His arrest follows a search of fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckhis home at Hopkins, Minnesota, by FBI and Secret Service agents on Tuesday,fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck where seven computers were seized.
Parson (AKA teekid or t33kid) reportedly admitfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckted to FBI Special Agent Eric Smithmier that he modified the original Blaster worm and created a variant which used the filename penis32.exe. Parsonfuckfuckafuckerfuck, who's reportedly 6 foot 4 inches tall fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuc kerfuckand weighs 320 pounds, is allefuckfuckafuckerfuckged to have run a website where viruses were available for download.
Investigators believe a separate, as yet unidentified, individual created the original Blaster worm.fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuc kafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck fuckfuckafuckerfuck
"The cfuckfuckafuckerfuckrime-fighting authorities have moved quickly in this case - sending a strong mfuckfuckafuckerfuckessage that law enforcement agencies around the world are gettingfuckfuckafuckerfuck better at catching cyber-criminals," said Graham Cluley, senfuckfuckafuckerfuckior technology consultant for Sophos Anti-Virus. "Itfuckfuckafuckerfuck is to be hoped that other budding vifuckfuckafuckerfuckrus writers think twice before unleashing tfuckfuckafuckerfuckheir worms on innocent computefuckfuckafuckerfuckr users."
The Blaster-B variant of the worm was fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckreleased on August 13 two days after the original worm. Like the original, fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckBlaster-B targets the same Remote Procedure Call (RPC) DCOM vulnerabilitfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck y in Windows to spread.
Blaster afuckfuckafuckerfucknd variants created widespread network congestion and infected hundfuckfuckafuckerfuckreds of thousands of computers. The worm was also programmed to launfuckfuckafuckerfuckch a DDoS attack from infected computers on Windowsupdate.com. In the efuckfuckafuckerfuckvent, this attack failed.
A big room somewhere in Europe with lots of chrome and glass and a great big whiteboard in the front with lots of tiny, neat writing on it. There are about 50 desks, each with headphones and pristine workstations, also with a lot of chrome and glass. The faint sound of classical music permeates the room, accompanying the clicky-click of 50 programmers typing or quietly talking in one of the appropriately assigned meeting areas. (Which of course consist of elegant contemporary white pine coffee tables surrounded by contemporary white pine and fine leather meeting chairs.) Coffee, tea, mineral water and fruit juices are available in the break area.
At the end of the day, *everyone* checks in their code and the project leader does a "make" just to make sure it all compiles cleanly, but it's mostly only done from tradition anymore since it always compiles cleanly and works flawlessly. When all milestones have been met, and everything has been QA'd, (usually within a day or two of the roadmap that was written up 18 months previous) a new KDE release is packaged up and released to the mirror sites with the appropriate 24-hour delay for distribution before being announced.
KDE developers are generally between the ages of 16 and 25, like art made of lines and squares and the colors white and black. When/if they finally stop taking government subsidies and get around to getting "real jobs," most of their salary will be taken in taxes so the socialist government can subsidize the care and feeding of the next generation of KDE developers, just like it did for them. A high percentage of KDE developers, during their mandatory 5 years of government military service, crack from their years of cultural dullness and flee Europe to become terrorists for the sheer joy to be found in killing random strangers for no discernible reason.
GNOME
An abandoned warehouse in San Francisco, kitted up as for a rave, electronica playing at 15db louder than "my ears are bleeding and I'm developing an aneurism" volumes and the windows all painted over black so that the strobe and spotlights and lasers can be seen better. Computers, mainly made of whatever stuff has been exchanged for crack or scavenged from dumpsters behind dot-bombs, are scattered around on whatever furniture is available, which also consists of whatever stuff has been exchanged for crack or scavenged from dumpsters behind dot-bombs. There's no break area, but you may be able to bum a beer (or more likely something harder) off of one of the developers hanging around, and they will probably be too jacked up on X, coke, acid, heroin, ether or all of the above to notice that you've taken anything.
Development strategies are generally determined by whatever light show happens to be going on at the moment, when one of the developers will leap up and scream "I WANT IT TO LOOK JUST LIKE THAT" and then straight-arm his laptop against the wall in an hallucinogenic frenzy before vomiting copiously, passing out and falling face-down in the middle of the dance floor. There's no whiteboard, so developers diagram things out in the puddles of spilt beer, urine and vomit on the floor.
At the end of the day - whenever that is since an equal number of programmers will be passed out at any given time - or really whenever someone happens to think of it (which is rarely), someone might type "make" on some machine somewhere, with mixed results. Generally nothing happens, so he/she shrugs his/her shoulders and wanders off to look for someone who might have more pink/black-striped pills. Once in a great while, generally in the unpleasant time between the come-down from the last thing they took and before whatever it was they took just now comes on fully, someone will tar up a bunch of random files and post it on a website someplace it as the next GNOME release, usually with a reference to some kind of monkey.
GNOME developers rarely live past 25 and prefer "alternative" art - generally stuff made of feces that's "too edgy" for most people to "understand" or "like." Core GNOME developers are heavy Ketamine users. The bodies of GNOME developers can often be found in dumpsters or floating face-down in any sufficiently large body of water.
no, its my 1st post. I claim it, for me. ITS MINE NOW! I'd like $50,00000 cash, and it to be handed over, as I own your 1st post. oh, and i'll have your user account, so you can't make anymore of these frist psots.
It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when
Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again,
now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that
goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what
we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray,
as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last
in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.
You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future.
The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future.
In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying.
Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware,
the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass
like a river of blood.
the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core
goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time
givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to
underscore the point more clearly.
There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man.
How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see.
The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on
slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about
7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about
half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of
penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse
mans clientele.
Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver.
This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out
of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man.
Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share.
he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim.
If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners.
the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point
in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.
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Federal authorities have arrested a teenager fuck on suspicion of creating and distributing one of the variants of shitfuck the prolific Blaster worm earlier this motherfucker month.
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k y in Windows to spread.
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Jeffrey Lee Parson,fuckfuckafufckerfuck 18, was arrested today and is due to make a court appearance in St. Paul,fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck Minnesota, this afternoon. His arrest follows a search of fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckhis home at Hopkins, Minnesota, by FBI and Secret Service agents on Tuesday,fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck where seven computers were seized.
Parson (AKA teekid or t33kid) reportedly admitfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckted to FBI Special Agent Eric Smithmier that he modified the original Blaster worm and created a variant which used the filename penis32.exe. Parsonfuckfuckafuckerfuck, who's reportedly 6 foot 4 inches tall fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafu
Investigators believe a separate, as yet unidentified, individual created the original Blaster worm.fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfu
"The cfuckfuckafuckerfuckrime-fighting authorities have moved quickly in this case - sending a strong mfuckfuckafuckerfuckessage that law enforcement agencies around the world are gettingfuckfuckafuckerfuck better at catching cyber-criminals," said Graham Cluley, senfuckfuckafuckerfuckior technology consultant for Sophos Anti-Virus. "Itfuckfuckafuckerfuck is to be hoped that other budding vifuckfuckafuckerfuckrus writers think twice before unleashing tfuckfuckafuckerfuckheir worms on innocent computefuckfuckafuckerfuckr users."
The Blaster-B variant of the worm was fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckreleased on August 13 two days after the original worm. Like the original, fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckBlaster-B targets the same Remote Procedure Call (RPC) DCOM vulnerabilitfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuc
Blaster afuckfuckafuckerfucknd variants created widespread network congestion and infected hundfuckfuckafuckerfuckreds of thousands of computers. The worm was also programmed to launfuckfuckafuckerfuckch a DDoS attack from infected computers on Windowsupdate.com. In the efuckfuckafuckerfuckvent, this attack failed.
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Federal authorities have arrested a teenager fuck on suspicion of creating and distributing one of the variants of shitfuck the prolific Blaster worm earlier this motherfucker month.
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k y in Windows to spread.
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Jeffrey Lee Parson,fuckfuckafuckerfuck 18, was arrested today and is due to make a court appearance in St. Paul,fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck Minnesota, this afternoon. His arrest follows a search of fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckhis home at Hopkins, Minnesota, by FBI and Secret Service agents on Tuesday,fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuck where seven computers were seized.
Parson (AKA teekid or t33kid) reportedly admitfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckted to FBI Special Agent Eric Smithmier that he modified the original Blaster worm and created a variant which used the filename penis32.exe. Parsonfuckfuckafuckerfuck, who's reportedly 6 foot 4 inches tall fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafu
Investigators believe a separate, as yet unidentified, individual created the original Blaster worm.fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfu
"The cfuckfuckafuckerfuckrime-fighting authorities have moved quickly in this case - sending a strong mfuckfuckafuckerfuckessage that law enforcement agencies around the world are gettingfuckfuckafuckerfuck better at catching cyber-criminals," said Graham Cluley, senfuckfuckafuckerfuckior technology consultant for Sophos Anti-Virus. "Itfuckfuckafuckerfuck is to be hoped that other budding vifuckfuckafuckerfuckrus writers think twice before unleashing tfuckfuckafuckerfuckheir worms on innocent computefuckfuckafuckerfuckr users."
The Blaster-B variant of the worm was fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckreleased on August 13 two days after the original worm. Like the original, fuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuckBlaster-B targets the same Remote Procedure Call (RPC) DCOM vulnerabilitfuckfuckafuckerfuckfuckfuckafuckerfuc
Blaster afuckfuckafuckerfucknd variants created widespread network congestion and infected hundfuckfuckafuckerfuckreds of thousands of computers. The worm was also programmed to launfuckfuckafuckerfuckch a DDoS attack from infected computers on Windowsupdate.com. In the efuckfuckafuckerfuckvent, this attack failed.
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ha ha ha
I will H4XOR j0000000
lolololololo
with a bottle of rum
and a dirty bum...
EVAR Heard Of SPectrum Management?
SOOPID MErkins.
Just like this beauty
dude.
SHUT UP.
goddamn whiny slashborks
and what happens when you puke on it?
NOT ENOUGH ANSWERS!
KDE
A big room somewhere in Europe with lots of chrome and glass and a great big whiteboard in the front with lots of tiny, neat writing on it. There are about 50 desks, each with headphones and pristine workstations, also with a lot of chrome and glass. The faint sound of classical music permeates the room, accompanying the clicky-click of 50 programmers typing or quietly talking in one of the appropriately assigned meeting areas. (Which of course consist of elegant contemporary white pine coffee tables surrounded by contemporary white pine and fine leather meeting chairs.) Coffee, tea, mineral water and fruit juices are available in the break area.
At the end of the day, *everyone* checks in their code and the project leader does a "make" just to make sure it all compiles cleanly, but it's mostly only done from tradition anymore since it always compiles cleanly and works flawlessly. When all milestones have been met, and everything has been QA'd, (usually within a day or two of the roadmap that was written up 18 months previous) a new KDE release is packaged up and released to the mirror sites with the appropriate 24-hour delay for distribution before being announced.
KDE developers are generally between the ages of 16 and 25, like art made of lines and squares and the colors white and black. When/if they finally stop taking government subsidies and get around to getting "real jobs," most of their salary will be taken in taxes so the socialist government can subsidize the care and feeding of the next generation of KDE developers, just like it did for them. A high percentage of KDE developers, during their mandatory 5 years of government military service, crack from their years of cultural dullness and flee Europe to become terrorists for the sheer joy to be found in killing random strangers for no discernible reason.
GNOME
An abandoned warehouse in San Francisco, kitted up as for a rave, electronica playing at 15db louder than "my ears are bleeding and I'm developing an aneurism" volumes and the windows all painted over black so that the strobe and spotlights and lasers can be seen better. Computers, mainly made of whatever stuff has been exchanged for crack or scavenged from dumpsters behind dot-bombs, are scattered around on whatever furniture is available, which also consists of whatever stuff has been exchanged for crack or scavenged from dumpsters behind dot-bombs. There's no break area, but you may be able to bum a beer (or more likely something harder) off of one of the developers hanging around, and they will probably be too jacked up on X, coke, acid, heroin, ether or all of the above to notice that you've taken anything.
Development strategies are generally determined by whatever light show happens to be going on at the moment, when one of the developers will leap up and scream "I WANT IT TO LOOK JUST LIKE THAT" and then straight-arm his laptop against the wall in an hallucinogenic frenzy before vomiting copiously, passing out and falling face-down in the middle of the dance floor. There's no whiteboard, so developers diagram things out in the puddles of spilt beer, urine and vomit on the floor.
At the end of the day - whenever that is since an equal number of programmers will be passed out at any given time - or really whenever someone happens to think of it (which is rarely), someone might type "make" on some machine somewhere, with mixed results. Generally nothing happens, so he/she shrugs his/her shoulders and wanders off to look for someone who might have more pink/black-striped pills. Once in a great while, generally in the unpleasant time between the come-down from the last thing they took and before whatever it was they took just now comes on fully, someone will tar up a bunch of random files and post it on a website someplace it as the next GNOME release, usually with a reference to some kind of monkey.
GNOME developers rarely live past 25 and prefer "alternative" art - generally stuff made of feces that's "too edgy" for most people to "understand" or "like." Core GNOME developers are heavy Ketamine users. The bodies of GNOME developers can often be found in dumpsters or floating face-down in any sufficiently large body of water.
i lie pie.
do you?
Its The Sentient ATM!
http://slashdot.org/~BankofAmerica_ATM/
mmm, girlies with brazilians
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(sorry , i have absolutely no idea. but its about apple-spacks the most homosexual computer EVAR so it isnt important.
THis post is the gayest. you cant post anymore!
Now fuck off back to the front page.
This something to do with circumcision?
too damn right. i dont want to see no k-whorin comments. i prefer reading the educated literaure that is -1-sville.
however, -2? YOu CrAAAzy Man!
but i havent any tea, so you had better get a coke.
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no, its my 1st post.
I claim it, for me.
ITS MINE NOW!
I'd like $50,00000 cash, and it to be handed over,
as I own your 1st post.
oh, and i'll have your user account, so you can't make anymore of these frist psots.
my pigeons are on fire.
Arr but no, the cows fly east.
It is official; Trolls confirm: The Goatse Man is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when Trolls confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all wank material.
Coming on the heels of a recent troll survey which plainly states that goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. the goatse mans ass is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing to close dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive turd test.
You don't need to be a Klerck to predict the goatse man's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the goatse man faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the goatse man because he is dying. Things are looking very bad for the goatse mans ass. As many of us are already aware, the goatse man continues to lose turds. Red ink flows from the goatse mans ass like a river of blood.
the giver is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core goatse customers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of the long time givers Coiboy kneel and jon katz only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the goatse man is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
goatse.cx leader Taco states that there are 7000 users of the goatse man. How many users of tubgirl are there? Let's see. The number of goatse versus tubgirl posts on slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 tubgirl users. penisbird posts on slashdot are about half of the volume of tubgirl posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of penisbird. A recent article put the giver at about 80 percent of the goatse mans clientele. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 users of the giver. This is consistent with the number of slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Shit Creek, abysmal sales and so on, the giver went out of business and was taken over by BSDM who pimp another troubled man. Now BSDM is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that the goatse man has steadily declined in market share. he is very sick and his long term survival prospects are very dim. If the goatse man is to survive at all it will be among faithful ass wideners. the goatse man continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save him at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the goatse man is dead.
Fact: the goatse man is dying