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John3 writes "InternetNewsM is reporting that PlanetLab is getting closer to reality. According to this article, a consortium of universities (including Princeton) is launching a test-bed platform based on Red Hat Linux. This project is different than Internet2 or some of the other "alternate Internet" networks being developed, and seems to offer the most benefit to distributed computing projects rather than generic WAN/Internet communications."

139 comments

  1. This has exsited for ages. by Chris_Stankowitz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its call AOL!

  2. REQ: Internet ROM by generic-man · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please send me a copy of the Internet with which I can use this emulator. The preferred means is a station wagon full of DVD-R media.

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    1. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe you can download it from IRC? I don't know, I think they're still figuring out how to rip it.

    2. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Exiler · · Score: 5, Funny

      wget *

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    3. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      LMAO I'm expecting to see someone post a .torrent file for this new internet any second now.

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    4. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny
      Please send me a copy of the Internet with which I can use this emulator. The preferred means is a station wagon full of DVD-R media.

      (+1, Underestimated)

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    5. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Surak · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I think you'd need at least a Ford Excursion full...but even then, where would the drive sit? :)

    6. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      Stationwagon, SUV, what's the difference?
      Except of course, $$$.

    7. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Surak · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Interestingly enough, I typed "The Internet" into Google so I get the Google cache in case it got Slashdotted, but look what comes out at the top. Weird huh? :)

    8. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by maxume · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Wouldn't it be cheaper to use a station wagon full of hard disks? The cost per GB on hard disks isn't that much higher than it is for DVD-R media, and if you bother to factor in the amount of time it would take to create the DVD-R's versus filling the harddrives, they might come in cheaper. Should be faster to read in to.

      I know that some companies are offering thier GIS datasets on HD instead of cdr now, but they do charge a bit more. Backing up to cdr is pretty useless for 40 Gigs of data though. Ramble Ramble.

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    9. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure is weird, what with microsoft internet explorer being the number 1 web browser. Wonder how they got so many links to a page with the word 'internet' on it? It just makes no sense!

    10. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by SoSueMe · · Score: 3, Funny

      try this

    11. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by jared_hanson · · Score: 5, Funny

      And today, kids, we are going to learn a very important lesson. When someone makes a joke, you should laugh, rather than take it seriously and analyze its details.

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    12. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by sweetooth · · Score: 1

      The excursion is about 3 times the size of most SUV's being that it is built upon the frame of a large truck, the F150 I believe. Hence there is a huge differance when talking about capacity.

    13. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by the_consumer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You typed The Internet rather than "The Internet", which yields somewhat different results.

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    14. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Jeedo · · Score: 3, Informative

      actually it's (for the web, not the internet):

      wget -rmpH http://directory.google.com

    15. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by skaap · · Score: 5, Funny

      At least it's first result isnt Al Gore's homepage... :)

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    16. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by tundog · · Score: 1

      I would have expected a link to this site

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    17. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

      F350 - v10 triton.

    18. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by sweetooth · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I knew it was on one of the FX50 frames. I guess it's the expedition that is on the F150 frame.

    19. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by maxume · · Score: 1

      Did I get the joke? Yeah. Did I think it was worth a laugh? Not really. I chose to comment the way I did, because I thought the joke would have been funnier if it had made more sense.

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    20. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Dear maxume,

      Thank you for your feedback. At generic-man joke productions, your satisfaction is our highest concern. Enclosed please find a refund of the cost you incurred in acquiring our defective joke.

      I appreciate your constructive criticism. In the future, I would appreciate it if you would pre-emptively contact me via e-mail to ensure that my exaggerated comparisons are accurate and scientifically just.

      I apologize for any insult that may have been transmitted via my inaccurate comparison. We respect your intelligence and look forward to serving you in the future.

      Sincerely,
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    21. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by maxume · · Score: 1

      Just a bit testy are we?

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    22. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You want to use Honeyd, which actually can simulate large networks. Check out this example: How does Honeyd work without a network?

      This shows how to set up the whole Internet in a single computer. Pretty interesting

    23. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Does a "1 ton" truck mean 2 "1/2" ton axles or 2 "1" ton axles?

    24. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by eugene_roux · · Score: 1

      Weird huh? :)

      I nearly had a heart-attack when I saw that, you bastard!

      Fortunately I realised that that was because Google ignored the "The" preceding the "internet".

      This should give a more accurate representation.

      At least according to to Mike...

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    25. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Zarhan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Phew. Okay. here's the google cache in case it gets Slashdotted!

      I like the notice on their cached page:

      Google is not affiliated with the authors of this page nor responsible for its content

    26. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by generic-man · · Score: 1

      All of the mental masturbation behind "never underestimate the bandwidth of a (VEHICLE) full of (TYPE OF MEDIA)" has already been done. Rather than perpetuate this stupid plug-and-chug exercise, read the results.

      As the owner of this thread, I would like to announce that this thread is closed to new posts.

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    27. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, give up.

    28. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by mr_e_cat · · Score: 1

      Reminds of an incident in the book "Burn Rate" by Michael Wolff. He really did sell some billionaires a copy of the internet (It was around 1996 before people wised up).

    29. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon man, it is geeks you're talking at... their concept of sense of humor is joking about Vi and Emacs, Kde and Gnome, stuff like that...

    30. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Srass · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're just waiting for it to finish ZIPping the ARJ of the RAR file...

    31. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      haha. its gets the best if you wait it out, as the gif doesnt actually loop. i was about to hit the back button before i saw it.

    32. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by chaoticset · · Score: 1

      ...yeah, because otherwise someone might take it seriously.

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    33. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what? they don't acknowledge the inventor?

    34. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      it's cute, it's funny, great style.
      respect! :)

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    35. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Oaktree_b · · Score: 1

      Micro-soft was it? I think I've heard of them before... Man, that's spooky. Right at the top, right where they want to be.

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    36. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by rkz · · Score: 1

      try again freak, search for "The Internet", look at the top result now.

    37. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by rkz · · Score: 1

      wrong link, try this one

    38. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW--the only reason you're on my foes list is that your sig either said "Hate me. Just" or "Cool! Someone hates me!" or something like that. Anytime someone puts stuff like that in their sig, I'm always happy to oblige. ;) I don't actually hate you.

      --Surak

    39. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by jhylkema · · Score: 1

      OHMIGOD! You've just committed a /. mortal sin. It's a {gasp} GIF image!

    40. Re:REQ: Internet ROM by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      It may interest you to know that it is okay to use GIFs again, the patent expired on the 20th of June, 2003. GIF Patent Expires

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  3. Is it just me... by Dthoma · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...or was the article blurb just a bunch of buzzwords stuck together? I mean, each of the clauses in it on its own made sense but the whole blurb just seemed kind of incoherent. It's very thin on actual specifics; this sounds like it could just be more vapourware, unfortunately.

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    1. Re:Is it just me... by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Funny

      that's what makes it an internet emulator

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    2. Re:Is it just me... by frieked · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're right to say that the blurb sounds like a bunch of buzzwords but this actually isn't vaporware...Planet-lab has actually got a lot of big sponsors (Intel, HP...) behind them and while I don't see this being used for the everyday internet user, Planetlab is the kind of thing corporations will find very useful for its distributed computing capabilities. It's still in its infant stages now but this definitely is a project with potential.

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    3. Re:Is it just me... by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quiet.

      They're enabling the empowerment and synergy of the new paradigm.

    4. Re:Is it just me... by John3 · · Score: 4, Informative
      It took a few readings of that article as well as a visit to the PlanetLab site for me to get an idea what they are trying to do. In simple terms, it looks like a network designed specifically for distributed computing projects like SETI@Home (as an example of a publicly accessible research project). Instead of relying on the Internet to link up your distributed machines, PlanetLab would be a closed high performance network that would allow the researchers to avoid the usual Internet traffic jams.

      At least that's what it sounds like to me.

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    5. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So wait, the article IS the emulator?

    6. Re:Is it just me... by angio · · Score: 5, Informative
      Article fluffy, planetlab not fluffy. For the moment, planetlab is primarily a research testbed. It has about 160 nodes deployed at 65 sites; these nodes are in use most of the time by a decently large group of researchers conducting internet measurement studies and research into distributed computation.

      But - that's only part of the goal. Ultimately, I believe that the goal of Planetlab is to help transition these research technologies into deployed, useful services; so the network becomes more than just a research platform, it becomes the next DNS infrastructure, or the next Akamai, or the next Napster (ok, ok, don't sue!).

      So, some of the examples the article cited are pretty illustrative. For example, the MIT Chord project is a Distributed Hash Table. DHTs are a peer-to-peer storage/retrieval system that allow completely decentralized resource sharing between cooperating hosts. And so on, and so on. The hope of the PlanetLab folk is that some of these projects will become the foundation for the next Internet architecture, or internet middleware, or whatever it is you want to call it -- the next set of critical services that change the way we use the 'net.

      But even before that, Planetlab is one heck of a useful research tool. There are several papers at this year's Sigcomm conference (big computer networking conference) that took their measurements using Planetlab. There are a number of other papers and projects in the pipeline that're using planetlab as their research testbed. The cool thing about planetlab is that it's now considerably larger than most prior testbeds, and has a lot more momentum for future growth. Full disclosure: I spend a part of my time working on planetlab, but this post is not any kind of official view, it's just my interpretation.-

    7. Re:Is it just me... by angio · · Score: 4, Informative

      Close, but not quite. Planetlab is not a closed, high performance network. Rather, it's more of an overlay testbed: The machines reside on the Internet (companies that host nodes) and on the Internet2 (research universities). That's part of what's so cool about it - the machines reside all over the world (see the map on the planetlab website - it's an accurate reflection of the location of the nodes). They have a lot of visibility into nooks and crannies on the Internet, and they're beginning to be deployed enough that there's often a planetlab node nearby, whereever in the network you are.

    8. Re:Is it just me... by awtbfb · · Score: 2, Informative


      Instead of relying on the Internet to link up your distributed machines, PlanetLab would be a closed high performance network that would allow the researchers to avoid the usual Internet traffic jams.

      Also known as a private LAN

    9. Re:Is it just me... by John3 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Doh...never mind. :-)

      After yet another read of the article it looks like they are just building a mock-up Internet on which to test their distributed apps. This would allow them to see how their apps will perform when linked over the Internet rather than in a closed lab 100mb network environment.

      This would help them avoid comments like "Gee, those data packets sure take a long time to get back to us" once they move their app to the real world outside the lab.

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    10. Re:Is it just me... by John3 · · Score: 1

      Thanks...kind of like a widely distributed VPN.

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    11. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "..or was the article blurb just a bunch of buzzwords stuck together?"

      They built a private network, spread across several countries, with about 160 computers, so that they could test P2P apps on it. That would be pretty useful for testing stuff, if you can upload a program to loads of different computers, and test how they operate with internet-style delays etc.

    12. Re:Is it just me... by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1

      You're lucky. I read it as Internet Ejaculator the first time around.

    13. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Also known as a private LAN"

      LANs reside in your building. MANs reside in your city. If it goes outside the city, it's a WAN.

    14. Re:Is it just me... by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Thankyou,

      It looked like that to me, once I'd got as far as the Planetlab site itself - a whole big testbed for distributed (really, truly, actually distributed) applications.

      There's a whole lotta comments on this story that don't seem to have got as far as the site yet.

      It didn't say when whe Windows version is coming out, though ;)

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    15. Re:Is it just me... by yoriknme · · Score: 1

      Can I throw a patent on it yet? Or should I wait till I know it works.

  4. standards and flexibility by loveandpeace · · Score: 4, Insightful

    one of the things i find so interesting about PlanetLab is the way employing standards has actually increased the flexibility of the whole product. too often, standards are a primary ossifying force in technological development, especially when created after the fact; by coming up with a common platform and software package at the outset, and by having flexibility as one of the primary goals considered in development, standards will actally help ensure PlanetLab works as it was intended.

  5. Shiny! by cultobill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't help but say that most CS/IT majors need this. I've seen too many people write apps (simple ones even) that relied on that ethernet connection that the dorms give, 10Mbit between machines. "Scale down? Who has less than a fast cable modem these days?"

    Now they just need to break the schedulers on the machines, to make them randomly almost-starve a process to make sure it can cope with a slow machine.

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    1. Re:Shiny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now they just need to break the schedulers on the machines, to make them randomly almost-starve a process to make sure it can cope with a slow machine.
      Or just use ReiserFS.
    2. Re:Shiny! by Patrick · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I can't help but say that most CS/IT majors need this. I've seen too many people write apps (simple ones even) that relied on that ethernet connection that the dorms give, 10Mbit between machines. "Scale down? Who has less than a fast cable modem these days?"

      PlanetLab won't help much with that. Most of the PlanetLab nodes are pretty well connected, certainly better than modems. It lets you test latency pretty realistically, given that the nodes span the globe.

      Modelnet might be a better bet for emulating modem-dominated networks.

  6. Here's my Internet Emulator by jaylee7877 · · Score: 4, Funny

    #ping 127.0.0.1 #ftp 127.0.0.1 #lynx http://127.0.0.1 #nmap -O 127.0.0.1 Who needs Cable/DSL when you have connectivity to localhost, it's the fastest thing out there!

    1. Re:Here's my Internet Emulator by larry+bagina · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't want to know what your "sex emulator" involves!

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    2. Re:Here's my Internet Emulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be fast but you really need to sort out all those beastiality pics on your ftp and web daemons.

    3. Re:Here's my Internet Emulator by Fiveeight · · Score: 1

      Do you use a firewall and encryption? Or do you trust this "localhost" guy?

    4. Re:Here's my Internet Emulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my ping is 1 sec late every three times, so no internet emulating for me?

    5. Re:Here's my Internet Emulator by arnie_apesacrappin · · Score: 1
      Probably the exact same thing that yours involves.

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    6. Re:Here's my Internet Emulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't 127.0.0.1 the ip address for the curch of scientology?

  7. No need to read the article, I have the answer: by T40+Dude · · Score: 0, Troll

    YES, they use Linux

  8. Idea!! by Obscenity · · Score: 1

    ohh oohh, and next they'll have the "Internet on DVD!!!" Yeah, only 20k per month, with 100k DVD's per month, cancel anytime! In other words, there is no replacement for the internet, nothing can really beat it. Except you know.. maby the internet on DVD, for long car rides through nevada?

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  9. Lemmie guess... by Matey-O · · Score: 4, Funny

    SOMEBODY'S been watching a little too much Matrix lately.

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  10. What does it do? by phorm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, are they looking at an infastructure/physical situation test, a protocol test, or perhaps both?

    While I'd expect the test system to make at least some use of existing infastructure, but perhaps they'll find something to replace the current TCP/IP protocol, or something more towards IPV6.

    It will be interesting to see the evolution of the internet in such as way. The content has changed but much of the mechanism behind it is still rooted in legacy. I wonder if this is intended to be a full switchover or just an upgrade.

    Oh, and I wonder if private entities (such as myself) can also participate to test it out...?

    1. Re:What does it do? by Meat+Blaster · · Score: 1

      Per your last question, probably not. I was looking through the site and as an individual user you've got to be affiliated with an organization that is on the PlanetLab network. They unhelpfully mention that you can achieve this by persuading your organization to join.

  11. Not sure what they're talking about by Elpacoloco · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they're discussing Internet2, but they definately haven't talked to the experts.

    Incidentally, I find most laymen's concept of the internet very funny.

    They tend to get about 60 to 90% of the concept....

    1. Re:Not sure what they're talking about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you trying to sound intelligent? Like you know stuff that other people don't?
      Doesn't work so well when you spell definitely wrong.
      Oh, wait... this is Slashdot. Mod this man +5 Informative!!

  12. This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot has killed a planet. Expect alien invasion.

  13. Oh please... by Geekenstein · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's nothing. I just invented an internet emulator emulator. Beat that!

    1. Re:Oh please... by Exiler · · Score: 1

      I got it to run under cygwin under wine.

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    2. Re:Oh please... by BabyDave · · Score: 1
      Looks a bit messy, but it seems to work ...
      class Emulator{
      public static void main(String[] args){
      String sillyClaim="I've invented an internet";
      for(;;){
      sillyClaim +=" emulator";
      System.out.println(sillyClaim);
      }}}
    3. Re:Oh please... by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

      I got my internet emulator to run on linux between my XBox and my microwave.

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  14. When will it be "real"... by SoSueMe · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...and allow the public to join the project?
    Different than the Internet 2 project or even Grid computing, the group says the most obvious benefit is that network services installed on PlanetLab experience all of the behaviors of the real Internet where the only thing predictable is unpredictability (latency, bandwidth, paths taken).

    If you want to emulate all the behaviors of the real internet, you need to welcome the hackers. crackers and script kiddies, not to mention the "moms".

    Forget about the AOLers, we don't need 'em.
    1. Re:When will it be "real"... by puckhead · · Score: 1

      And pr0n. Lotsa pr0n.

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  15. Re:Apple's New Product. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how long the Jobfather and friends have been sitting on this innovation???

  16. Did someone say Internet Emulator? by wiggys · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:Did someone say Internet Emulator? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      A roughly blank page that has a link suggesting we should buy a t-shirt or mug to "support the cause"? Yeah that does sound like the Internet - low content, high merchandising.

    2. Re:Did someone say Internet Emulator? by wiggys · · Score: 1
      Yes but you got the content for free, didn't you?

      I doubt you'd have been willing to PAY for the experience (like you do with the real one).

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    3. Re:Did someone say Internet Emulator? by MonkeyBoyo · · Score: 1

      I got nothing interesting under Netscape (aka Mozilla) but when I gave the url to IE there was a game to play.

    4. Re:Did someone say Internet Emulator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yo dude just played the game and got 601
      anybody beat that?

    5. Re:Did someone say Internet Emulator? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      I'm using Mozilla under Linux and got the game. Guess you just don't have the shockwave plugin installed

    6. Re:Did someone say Internet Emulator? by rbullo · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Flash animations, this is a bit offtopic, but this one and this one (translated version here) to be quite hilarious.

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  17. A meta-testbed by MonkeyBoyo · · Score: 3, Funny
    A Planet Lab pagesays:
    PlanetLab also serves as a meta testbed on which multiple, more narrowly-defined virtual testbeds can be deployed. That is, if we generalize the notion of a service to include what might traditionally be thought of as a testbed, then multiple virtual testbeds can be deployed on PlanetLab.
    Any time a discussion starts to use the word meta you know you have achieved buzzword satori and can stop reading.

    Anything you can do I can do meta. I can do anything meta than you.
  18. Wait by Exiler · · Score: 1

    You were trying tog et the google cache of the internet?

    If we slashdot the INTERNET google should be the least of your worries.

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    1. Re:Wait by Tower · · Score: 1

      But... but... Google is the Web!.

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  19. well, no wonder... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ...no wonder you got some microsoft stuff, you spelled it wrong. Here, try this.

  20. Re:I wonder how long by jared_hanson · · Score: 1

    I think that would have been you, at the exact instant you posted your comment.

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  21. How long . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    . . . before the IDSA issues a C&D, since emulators are illegal?

    ~~~

  22. PlanetLab network behavior by seekohler · · Score: 3, Funny
    From their homepage:
    " ... network services deployed on PlanetLab experience all of the behaviors of the real Internet where the only thing predictable is unpredictability (latency, bandwidth, paths taken)."
    So... they Slashdot themselves?
  23. I did RTFA by Ricin · · Score: 3, Insightful
    up until the 3rd paragraph (emphasis mine):

    ''[The Web is] so successful and so many people depend on it, it's become impossible to go to the core of the Internet and make radical changes to introduce the kind of new services we see people wanting to deploy,'' Princeton University scientist and Intel Research member Larry Peterson said during a conference call to the press.

    How are changes so "radical" that it needs a newly designed system to merely do development and testing ever going to able to be gradually introduced into the "core of the Internet"?

    Won't fly IMHO.

  24. Hmmm . .this makes me think . .. by vizualizr · · Score: 1

    Science imitating science imitating life?

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  25. Internet Emulator by athakur999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried out this "Internet Emulator", went the emulated Google page, and tried searching for "naked pictures of Carrie Ann Moss" and did not get a single hit.

    If this thing can't even emulate the most basic function of the Internet, I don't know how it's gonna succeed.

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    1. Re:Internet Emulator by JoeD · · Score: 1

      That's because you misspelled "Carrie-Anne Moss".

    2. Re:Internet Emulator by anshil · · Score: 1
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  26. In other news by Lane.exe · · Score: 4, Funny
    Al Gore sues for IP infringment.

    What? Not funny anymore? Guess I'll go hang myself then.

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    IAALS.
  27. Different, but better? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    Then again, I suppose there are many different flaws in the existing internet, enough to warrant different solutions... ;)

  28. Har har har by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This place needs an injection of originality. MS Sucks! It's an AOL luser! Yuk yuk yuk

    Internet emulator. You can do much more with that! If you're going to try that hard to get FP AND be "Funny" at least show something new.

    But you did get modded up to the ceiling, so what do I know.

  29. No batteries included by sporty · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Does it include a politician reminding us of his contribution to the creation of it?

    --

    -
    ping -f 255.255.255.255 # if only

    1. Re:No batteries included by djeaux · · Score: 1

      Why would anybody want to emulate a politician?

      --
      "Obviously, I'm not an IBM computer any more than I'm an ashtray" (Bob Dylan)
    2. Re:No batteries included by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Why would anybody want to emulate a politician?

      Because it's easier than the Turing test.

      Example code:

      while(true){
      produceRandomQuote(false);
      }

      See - simple.

      --
      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
  30. I thought you said Internet Explorer Emulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And was having difficulty thinking why anyone in their right mind would ever want to emulate Internet Explorer.

  31. Download it! by spudchucker · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Download it! by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      23TB? Nowhere near the right size, even zipped...

  32. Who wants to "Emulate" the Internet? by James+Littiebrant · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I'll just download it onto my new G5 with a few more hard drives...

  33. Woah... by dafoomie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They got the internet on computers now?

  34. Internet Emulator? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does someone know where I can download roms?

  35. M$ bought Al Gore by waspleg · · Score: 1

    i thought that was common knowledge ;P

  36. Internet2 misconception by finkployd · · Score: 4, Informative

    As usual, someone is confusing Internet2 with Abilene Which is Internet2's high speed network. Abilene is just a part of what Internet2 does. If you ask me (and I know you didn't), Internet2's middleware stuff is much more interesting and ground breaking than a silly high speed network. Check out Shibboleth if you want to know where the Liberty Alliance got pretty much all their ideas :)

    Finkployd

  37. Which version? by mistermund · · Score: 1

    The PlanetLab software is based on the most current release of Red Hat

    Which version? With the rate of integer jumps in Redhat's latest releases, is it that likely we'll see 10.0 before this article's life expectency is up the next few days?

  38. Change the Internet... to what? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I agree with other posters that the article seems high in fluff and low in content (understandable, since anything else would be a technical paper, not an article). But the things that stood out for me when I read the article were the part mentioned in the parent ("go to the core of the Internet and make radical changes"), and this:

    "This is about pooling resources and to build out the infrastructure, but in the end this about lowering the barrier to entry to developing on the Internet," Peterson said.

    "Lowering the barrier?" My goodness, my 12-year-old daughter could be designing Flash-enabled websites if she weren't so busy on AIM. What "barrier" are they talking about? I'd almost suggest we need higher "barriers" to keep out the "wELCOM tO MY wEBSIGHTE" kiddies.

    Now read that last sentence again.

    Maybe I'm letting paranoia run loose, but there are more than a few folks in industry that would also like to keep those kiddies off the 'net, raise the bar, have an Internet that is "more useful everyday," as Bill would say. The net effect, though, is to remove the internet gadflies that make the 'net such a democratizing medium.

    The web's success isn't due to the Microsofts and the AOLs -- it's the little guys like me and you who rub the fat cats the wrong way.

    With "high-tech companies... key to the project's success" (and Intel and HP specifically mentioned), I'm afraid their goal is to make the 'net better for those high-tech companies... and to leave the rest of the masses out of the "New Internet".

    But maybe I'm just being paranoid.

    --
    Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
  39. WAIL at University of Wisconsin by ShortSpecialBus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where I work (CS Dept at University of Wisconsin), one of the professors (Paul Barford) is setting up the Wisconsin Advanced Internet Laboratory.

    The website is located at http://wail.cs.wisc.edu

    Right now the project is still getting started (We in the Computer Systems Lab just finished building them 75 P4 2.4Ghz machines with gigabit cards soley for the purpose of packet generation, as far as I understand) but it should be really interesting when it gets done. Basically, it's a simulation of the internet all in one room. It's a cool room to be in...lots of wires and cisco crap everywhere. Almost as cool as the main CS server room...

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    //FIXME: Bad .sig
  40. All I'd need on a car trip by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Except you know.. maby the internet on DVD, for long car rides through nevada?

    All I'd need on a long car trip would be my e-mail, the last two weeks of Kuro5hin and Slashdot stories, plus caches of pages that the stories and the highest-rated comments link to. I don't need the whole web on DVD, just the part that I'm likely to read in the next couple hours. It's like The Matrix: when no human is looking, the Matrix does computations on its world model at a coarse precision.

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
  41. Mod parent up by mikosullivan · · Score: 1

    Wish I had a point to burn, this one would be well spent.

    --
    Miko O'Sullivan
  42. What about the... by awarnack · · Score: 1
  43. wish there was an option to filter commercial site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Very often the top hits for a google query seem to be commercial websites, which are very often not the most informative. And identifying commercial websites should be relatively easy, easier than porn, e.g..


    Have I just missed the option, or why don't they offer it?

  44. Google really did get slashdotted?!? by ron_ivi · · Score: 1

    I got an error page from that google link.

    When I clicked it, google retunred:

    <html><head><title>502 Server Error</title><style><!--body {font-family: arial,sans-serif}div.nav {margin-top: 1ex}div.nav A {font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial,sans-serif}span.nav {font-size: 10pt; font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-weight: bold}div.nav A,span.big {font-size: 12pt; color: #0000cc}div.nav A {font-size: 10pt; color: black}A.l:link {color: #6f6f6f}A.u:link {color: green}//--></style></head><body text=#000000 bgcolor=#ffffff><table border=0 cellpadding=2 cellspacing=0 width=100%><tr><td rowspan=3 width=1% nowrap><b><font face=times color=#0039b6 size=10>G</font><font face=times color=#c41200 size=10>o</font><font face=times color=#f3c518 size=10>o</font><font face=times color=#0039b6 size=10>g</font><font face=times color=#30a72f size=10>l</font><font face=times color=#c41200 size=10>e</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;</b><td>&nbsp;</td></t r><tr><td bgcolor=#3366cc><font face=arial,sans-serif color=#ffffff><b>Error</b></td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp; </td></tr></table><blockquote><H1>Serv er Error</H1>The server encountered a temporary error and could not complete your request.<p>Please try again in 30 seconds.<p></blockquote><table width=100% cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0><tr><td bgcolor=#3366cc><img alt="" width=1 height=4></td></tr></table></body></html>