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  1. play my piano on First Virtual Piano Competition · · Score: -1

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  2. Re:not obsolete on 10-Gigabit Ethernet Standard Approved · · Score: -1

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  3. Re:f a p on The Economics of File Sharing · · Score: -1

    second logged in post calling you a FAT COWS ANUS LICKER

  4. Re:ia m the god of your on Get Ready For Divx On Xbox · · Score: -1

    pps note that there is no communisimimim in this comment, merely statrment of fact.

    ps
    does anyone think that the computer hacker badguy in "tomorrow never dies" looks like that well known girty GNU hippy RMS?

    actually, it cant be, as he would have forced bond to be renamed:
    bond, GNU/james bond.

  5. Re:ia m the god of your on Get Ready For Divx On Xbox · · Score: -1

    ps. the prominence of the peoples republic in this message is notably absent.

  6. ia m the god of your on Get Ready For Divx On Xbox · · Score: -1

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  7. GOATEE on Battle of the Secure Distros · · Score: -1

    BEARD.

  8. Re:WHAT EVER YOU DO DON'T CLICK HERE on Trek Prop Collecting · · Score: -1

    what i want to know is where are all the other limbs?
    are they in there too?

  9. SEND EMAIL to on Trek Prop Collecting · · Score: -1

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    (porn much appreciated)

  10. Re:Mad propz to the trollz on Trek Prop Collecting · · Score: -1

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  11. first incest fat pee porn post on Trek Prop Collecting · · Score: -1

    here was a time when Sis was the most beautiful girl in town. She was
    about fourteen or fifteen. Her figure was very feminine and a turn-on too
    many boys, and I assume, also some of the local girls.

    But, I am going ahead of history. According to Sis I was born when she
    was just four years old. The guy that made mother pregnant was her senior
    by fifteen years. He merit my mother after he found out that she was having
    his baby, but the folks in town and my mother's parents did not like what
    he did. So, the law came shortly after I was born and picked him up.

    Our family had four members, my stepfather Joe, my mother Lynn, my
    sister Judy and I, Bill.

    Of course he was convicted and received a ten years sentence, I don't
    know for what. During his stay at the penitentiary he got into a fight with
    a guard. According to the court and trail records, the guard was making
    sexual advances at my father. I guess, dad did not like that idea and went
    after the security person. Dad ended up death with a bullet in has head.

    Mother and Sis sued the state and collected enough money to live for
    the rest of our life without ever working. The three of as moved too a
    mountain state and purchase a nice house and some land close to the
    Rockies. Our home was so secluded, that no one ever came there. Even the
    mail was not delivered that far out. We had to go to the postal office in
    town to pick it up.

    Mom did the trip to town once or twice a week. She purchased the
    groceries for us, did all the other shopping and got the mail. One day she
    did not return home, she lost control of the pickup and hit a large
    tree. The truck was a total and mother well we will never see her again.

    Both, my sister and I are very private people. We like it just fine
    the way it is, just the two of us. In the summer we might see two or three
    wanderers coming by in the distance, the some goes for the skiers in late
    fall and winter.

    Over the years Judy and I grow older and both of us gained weight. By
    the time I was fourteen years old I carried 185 pounds on a 5'2"
    frame. Sis, well she was eighteen and weight a little over 260. She never
    was very tall, just about my height.

    We have a pool in the yard and I like going swimming, it makes me feel
    good. I don't have to carry all that extra bulk. It also stops my ass from
    itching. Because of my size my arms are too short to reach in-between my
    legs to clean properly.

    My trunks always slipped down because of my large belly, so, I go into
    the pool without them. Sis does not mind, she says she likes watching me.

    It was one late afternoon, I was in the water for a long time, that I
    came back into the house and just flopped down on Sis's queen size bed. My
    head is facing the foot of the bed. Sis is taking a shower. She likes
    taking a shower, she always says it is too hard for her to get out of the
    bathtub and she is afraid the she will slip in the Jacuzzi. She feels she
    can clean herself better in the shower. But I know the shower stall is way
    too small for her, even with the double entrance doors, she cannot bend
    down. The shower doors will come open when she pushes with her head or butt
    against them. I will need to do something about that. I also need to work
    on the toilet. It is too small for Judy. The water tank prevents her from
    sliding back far enough so she can pee into the bowl. I think she pees when
    she takes a shower. I don't know, but I would like to find out.

    When Sis was finished with her personal hygiene she came and stretched
    out on the bed beside me. We are in the 69er position.

    Judy and I are very close we have to be, there is nobody else out here
    to talk with. As I grow older, I have more and more questions about things
    she does and clothes she wears. Also about her sexual feelings or the lack
    of them.

    I figured this would be a good time to talk with her about the many
    thoughts and questions I have. So, here we go!

    At first I am embarrassed, well maybe not embarrassed, I just don't
    know how to start. But sis knows me quite well. She asked me what I have on
    my mind. So I ask why she has those beach towels between her legs and the
    other ends tied around her waist like a soma wrestler. At first she did not
    answer, then I feel her body shaking and I hear her cry. Very silently, but
    never the less she is crying. I feel so sorry for her and unconsciously I
    am caressing her big upper thigh.

    She slowly starts to talk. She tells me, " I am so overweight that
    nothing fits anymore. My bra is to small, my breasts are squeezed into it
    and that hurts so much so now I am using a cut-up bed sheet to hold them in
    place and prevent them from hanging all over ". She is sitting up and
    putting her hands under her wrapped boobs to show me. After that she
    reclined back down. I am still stroking her soft upper leg, but since she
    showed me her bandaged boobs she is laying on her back, not on her side. I
    am stroking the top of her beautiful sexy leg.

    Then I ask her again, " Why are you wearing those beach towels between
    her legs ". Again, her sobbing increased some but she commented, I can't
    find panties that are large enough to fit right and they slid down all the
    time ". Also she said " I like too....". She stopped talking. " What is the
    matter, why do you stop talking? " She answers, " I cannot tell you,
    because I'm feeling embarrassed ". " What is it Sis, please tell me ". "
    Well, since I don't fit on the toilet seat the right way and it is so hard
    for me to bent down and clean up the pee of the floor, I have started to
    piss in my towels. I like it, it feels good, it is nice and warm, the beach
    towels hold three or four pisses and it gives me a light turn-on. " Sis, I
    ask " Do you also shit in your towels "? She turns red and answers, " Yes
    I sometimes do, when you are out in the woods or in the pool, but I'm
    afraid that you will be annoyed with the smell ". I tell her, " I love you
    and you can't do anything that would annoy me. " My hand was moving closed
    to her pussy.

    Because of her extra large overhanging belly I am not able to see her
    pussy. I can just see a valley where her legs get closer and closer
    together and the thick patting is in between. She says, " That pretty soon
    she has to go and pee. " It had been at least two and one half hours since
    she has taken her shower. I ask her, " Would you let me feel the outside of
    your towels when you have to go." She said, " No, that would not be right
    between sister and brother." " Sis, you and I are the only persons in this
    family and ever so often I have a great need to be close to you. " She was
    surprised about my thinking but said, " I feel like that also at times." I
    ask her, " When are those feeling the strongest? " and she says, " When my
    pee runs out of my peehole and the inside of the towels are nice and
    warm. "

    We did not talk for a time and than Sis ask, " Do you get an erection?
    " I say, " Yes, but I can hardly reach my penis, so can't masturbate very
    well. At times it is painful because my semen has no way out. " Sis has
    turned on her side, facing me. When she turned, the bed sheet moved with
    her because of her weight, and maybe she was sweating a little because she
    had to pee, but it moved me even closer to her body. I ask, " Do you played
    with yourself, " and she said, " No, I can't reach my pussy, but I do rub
    my pussy on the armrest of the home office chair or I use the high water
    pressure of the showerhead to massage my horny lust hole." While she is
    talking I could feel her hand touching my chest and she was kneading my
    oversized breasts very slowly and tenderly.

    I ask, " Sis, what are you doing " and she said, " That she had not
    caressed me all over since I was a baby and young boy." I didn't know what
    to say, but after a short while of saying nothing I ask her real quietly, "
    Can I caress you at other places also besides your leg." She didn't say
    anything, but moved her hand up to my belly. I am wearing a pair of
    underpants. They do not fit very well, so they only cover my private parts,
    I think, because I can't see down there.

    " Give me your hand, " she said. When I lifted my hand she took it and
    put it close to the edge of the towel between her legs. She said, " Well,
    don't you want to explore what is hiding past the entrance? " Slowly and
    timidly I pushed my fingers closer to the center of my dear Sister's legs,
    I thought that I was hearing a suppressed moan. But, I could not get close
    to her longing pussy. There is too much flesh and the towels are too
    tight. " Sis I cannot get in, the towels are too tight, help me Sis please
    help me." Sis says, " Oh, I have to go pee-pee so badly, but I want you to
    feel me first so I can go and piss and rub my pussy with a towel while the
    good feeling of your caresses of my fat horny fuck hole is still fresh. "
    She is fumbling with the closure of the towels on the side of her body and
    all of a sudden the whole thing came apart and is spread-out on the bed
    right in front of her pussy and my face. I was too ashamed to look between
    my Sister's legs, at least at this point, but I smelled the inner towel. It
    has two kinds of odors. One was a very light scent of urine the other odor,
    I never smelled before. It is a wonderful, wanting and sexual smell. This
    unique odor made my eel stand-up straight.

    Sister is moving restlessly back and forth. She is asking, " Why are
    you not playing with what you have in front of you." Slowly I turn my head
    to look at her pussy, but I could not see much, just a bunch of pussy hair
    hidden between more soft sexy meat. I started to dig, first with one hand
    and then I used my second hand to assist. As I slowly spread her legs
    apart, Sis makes more noise and her ass is moving in a circular and up and
    down motion. Finally I am at the entrance of her love canal. Her outer lips
    are swollen and red and her clint is sticking out about an inch. I put my
    finger on it and Sis gets wild. She hallows --- " Please, please kiss my
    pussy, rub my clint, oh honey don't press so hard on my pussy mount. "

    I did not quite know what she meant about her mount, so I did not take
    my hand off right a way because that hand gave me support so I could look
    closer at Sis's nice pussy. Sis put out a long grown, her lower body lifted
    up some and a stream of golden rain came out, right into my face. At this
    instance I didn't know what to do so I started to put my mouth in between
    her fat inner legs and on top of her pussy and I started to drink her
    golden pee juice. It was coming more and more, I could not swallow fast
    enough and some of it ran on the towels below. As the flow slowly stopped I
    started to kiss her deep inside her love hole. I'm sucking her clitoris I'm
    licking the remaining urine and pussy juice. Oh, it is so good. Sis finally
    turns around facing me. She has taken the sheet off her breasts and she
    puts one of her large boobs in my mouth. She says, " Come my sexy, horny
    lover have your Sister's pacifier. " As all the tension is slowly going out
    of her body she lets out a loud and big fart, it smells some. Oh what a
    turn-on.

    Sis comments that she is very happy right now. She wants to know if I
    will love her like that again. " Can you help me take a bath later on, I
    would like to take a bath so very much, but you need to help me in and out
    of the bathtub." Judy said. I agreed with her, but I said, " You can't pee
    in the tub." She smiles, and her hand is still playing with my hard-on.

    I could feel her playing with my balls too, and I never experienced
    such a wonderful feeling. Sis is licking the underside of my nuts and she
    is getting closer and closer too my anus. I like that feeling very much. My
    erection is increasing more and more. Her tongue is trying to reach my ass
    hole, but my ass cheeks are too large, too much flesh. She takes both hands
    and spreads them apart. " Oh honey, your hole looks so beautiful and it has
    some of the brown stuff around it. May I lick it, kiss it and push my
    tongue into it." " Judy please, that feels so good, I am going to come in
    a second if you don't stop.

    Does it test good my perverse sexy Sister, can you clean all that old shit
    up for me you know you and I cannot reach that shithole so easily."

    Come my sweet little bumblebee lets go in the kitchen and eat, I'm so
    horny and hungry. So, two fat little piglets are marching to the kitchen,
    all naked and quite turned-on. My Sister likes corn flakes. She can eat
    corn flakes all day long. After mother went to heaven, Judy started eating
    more and more and I would say she could easily finish a 16 oz. box of
    flakes a day. I know she ate corn flakes for dinner last night. " Sis, what
    did you have for breakfast. " She answers, " Don't you know, corn flakes, I
    love cereal. "

    Judy is standing in front of the sink washing the dishes and she is
    very restless and some perspiration is on her forehead. I ask her, " What's
    the matter sis and she says that she needs to poop very badly. " I know
    Judy ate a lot for dinner last night, breakfast and lunch, so the load
    should be large, very large and I want all of it. Maybe for dessert!

    " No Judy honey, you need to hold that shit at least ten more
    minutes. I know you want to let it all out and the pressure is increasing
    by the second. My little well nourished pidgin do you think your brown
    stuff is hard or nice and soft but not too thin? " She moans, " Honey it
    will be coming out real soon, I can't hold it much longer, and yes, my shit
    eating baby it feels like it is soft and creamy, do you like what sis has
    to offer. " Yes sis, yes but you need to hold it longer, I want your shit
    to come out of your ass like a cannonball, with a lot of air behind it so
    the pressure is great and the sound so ordinary." I put my last piece of
    salami into my mouth and I am sitting on the kitchen floor with a pillow
    under my butt. I ask sis, " Please come toward me. " She is moving very
    slow with her fat legs tightly pressed together. A kitchen bench, we use a
    bench to sit down because it gives us more seating area, is standing behind
    me and I put my head on it with my face looking up. Judy got the message,
    she is coming closer and she is spreading her short little fleshy legs and
    moves up right over my face. Of course I can see her pussy and her
    asshole. As she puts both of her hands on the kitchen table for support, I
    can hear a deep groaning in her voice. Her asshole is beginning to widen
    and all of a sudden a load of creamy light brown shit is coming out. Shit,
    air and shit and air. It does not stop. Sis is hollowing that it feels so
    good and still she is shitting all over my face, hair, chest and it is
    running down on my body. I eat and eat, it tastes so much like corn flakes
    and when sister dear finally pushes out her last bit, I lick her all
    clean. I know she likes it, because she is trying to push out a little
    more, so I go back and clean again. Then sis does the strangest thing, she
    slowly lowers her pussy and ass over my face and moves her butt back and
    forth and up and down to spread out all the good shit on my face. She
    comments that the stuff is getting dry and with that she let her golden
    rain soak my face covered with shit. I am going crazy underneath her. I
    wanted to eat and drink all she had to offer, but I could not, no room, no
    air just shit, piss and more shit and piss. I love you sis.

    It took us a long time to clean up the mess in the kitchen, except
    myself, we did not clean me up yet. For us overweight people this is very
    uncomfortable and we need to take constant breaks in-between to catch our
    breath. But, we both agreed that it is worth all the extra work. I wonder
    thought, will Judy let me shit on her. I would like to poop on her big
    boobs then play with them in my shit and suckle on them after. Judy wants
    me to lay down by the pool so she can lick me clean.

    But, we changed our minds we went outside, took a shower and cleaned
    each other up. After that we just relaxed around the pool and talked until
    late into the cool beautiful evening and night.

    That night and any night thereafter I go over to Judy's room and we
    sleep together. But that will be another story. It will follow this one
    very soon

  12. Re:first post on Trek Prop Collecting · · Score: -1

    this is my blong

  13. Re:Now it will be much easier to dispose of bodies on Sicilian Suspension Bridge to Go Ahead · · Score: -1

    cadillacs? more likely fiats.

  14. Re:No Apologies For Hating Soccer on Sicilian Suspension Bridge to Go Ahead · · Score: -1

    IT IS CALLED FOOTBALL.

  15. Re:Football result on The Coming Internet Monopolies · · Score: -1

    what, argyle? the pilgrims?
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  16. Hooray on First Benchmarks of AMD Hammer Prototype · · Score: -1

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  17. Re:slashdot on Apocalypse 5 Released · · Score: -1

    yes please.

  18. SQWIRRELZ on Apocalypse 5 Released · · Score: -1

    i am the goat boy of fools.You'll never be sad with a squirrel,
    You'll never be lonely or blue,
    The happiest times that you have in your life
    Are when a squirrel's with you.
    Life's alway great with a squirrel,
    You'll always have lots of fun,
    The only time that you'll ever be sad
    Is when your squirrel's gone.
    And,

    Where have all the squirrels gone? (x3)
    Don't squeeze me too hard panda,
    You'll break my shell

    We're searching for the squirrels,
    Everywhere we go.
    One day we might find them,
    But when, we just don't know.
    Oh look! There's the squirrels!
    Hiding behind that tree!
    They must have been there all the time,
    Playing a trick on me.

    There have all the squirrel's gone (x3),
    Don't squeeze me too hard Panda,
    You've already broken my shell!

  19. slashdot on Apocalypse 5 Released · · Score: -1

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  20. Re:Open NIC on ICANN Releases Reform Plan · · Score: -1

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  21. Re:jibber jabber boo goo lema bema ching chong poo on ICANN Releases Reform Plan · · Score: -1

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  22. Re:irony... on Amazon.Heartbreak · · Score: -1

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  23. FNAAAAAP on Amazon.Heartbreak · · Score: -1

    I have sworn the oath of the goat
    I have bled for my oath
    I have been in the kingdom unknown
    I have sworn the oath of the goat
    The everlasting oath, (I) never shan't betray
    For I have drunk, for I have drunk the blood and the sperm of
    the gods
    My soul has been raped, I carry bestial mark
    Inside me burns black flame and I'll never betray... my oath!

    I am branded, I have power
    I have vision of the new world order
    The time is to come, to gather the beasts
    To rewrite history, to head for the final apocalypse war
    To make the sweins pay, pay with their pathetic lives
    To create an elitist world, for we have given the power
    WE HAVE THE POWER!!!!
    We are the gods, the strongest ones
    And we will exterminate
    And we will annihilate
    And we will desecrate
    'Cause we have the power

    [REPEAT]
    We stand the highest! The strongest ones!
    And we will rule the world the way it should have been done
    SO FUCKING DIE

  24. I AM THE GOAT GOD on Unofficial GBA SDK Available for Free · · Score: -1

    I have sworn the oath of the goat
    I have bled for my oath
    I have been in the kingdom unknown
    I have sworn the oath of the goat
    The everlasting oath, (I) never shan't betray
    For I have drunk, for I have drunk the blood and the sperm of
    the gods
    My soul has been raped, I carry bestial mark
    Inside me burns black flame and I'll never betray... my oath!

    I am branded, I have power
    I have vision of the new world order
    The time is to come, to gather the beasts
    To rewrite history, to head for the final apocalypse war
    To make the sweins pay, pay with their pathetic lives
    To create an elitist world, for we have given the power
    WE HAVE THE POWER!!!!
    We are the gods, the strongest ones
    And we will exterminate
    And we will annihilate
    And we will desecrate
    'Cause we have the power

    [REPEAT]
    We stand the highest! The strongest ones!
    And we will rule the world the way it should have been done
    SO FUCKING DIE

  25. UR on Unofficial GBA SDK Available for Free · · Score: -1

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