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  1. There are no lowriders here. on Subversion 1.0 Released · · Score: -1

    It's gnomes all the way down. Little gnomish underpants filled with oatmeal, the somber notes of a danish kazoo, and bubble wrap.

    Please stick a live frog in your armpit. For Jesus.

  2. Every fart kills ten thousand lawn gnomes. on Subversion 1.0 Released · · Score: -1

    Please, somebody, think of the gnomes. Do not turn their little red hats brown with your aerosolized feces.

  3. Re:Oh for christ's sake on Singularity Sky · · Score: -1

    Cool. Just don't call them 'science fiction'.

  4. So has he edited Jar Jar into all three films? on It's Official -- Star Wars on DVD · · Score: -1

    Or maybe replaced the blasters with flashlights?

  5. For serious? on Three Vulnerabilities Discovered in Real Player · · Score: -1

    What are you dorks doing listening to Realplayer, anyhow?

  6. Re:A useful FAQ on Slashdot? on Pirate Anime FAQ Updated · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You know, I don't really remember.

  7. A useful FAQ on Slashdot? on Pirate Anime FAQ Updated · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    LOL n00b.

    Not unless it's 'How to stuff sticks of butter up your ass, the RMS way'.

  8. More like butt pirate anime. on Pirate Anime FAQ Updated · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Am I rite????

  9. Re:Ride Yoshi-girl today on Superconductors as Electrical Grid Surge Suppressors · · Score: -1, Troll

    That's pretty cool.

    Aside from the fact you're a fucking furry, doing erotic videogame fanart.

  10. How is this offtopic? on Friendster Fights Fakesters · · Score: 0

    Hmmm?

    Fuck you in advance.

  11. What the weather like on you homeworld? on Friendster Fights Fakesters · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Moderation is broken.

  12. Way to stay on-topic, dude. on Worst Linux Annoyances? · · Score: 1

    LOL Micro$oft sux LOL

    Congrats, you are now officially part of the problem.

  13. Re:All I can say is "meh". on Chinese "Dragon" Chip On Sale · · Score: 1
    I have the strange desire to steal the technology and sell it for pennies on the dollar in the US
    Is turnaround still fairplay?


    What the hell do you think Linux is for?

  14. What the fuck are you talking about? on MCI Accused of Long-Distance Call Accounting Fraud · · Score: 1

    He didn't seem angry, just annoyed at the amount of wrong information. Or should he have mentioned Linux and made an unfunny joke?

  15. Re:V'ger on Clock Ticking for Hubble · · Score: 1

    Or just pry off the gold record and sell it to Sir Mix-A-Lot.

  16. Re:Make that *deadly* weapons on RIAA Now Targets Pirates' Parents · · Score: 1

    I liked the first version better. Must be that JFK angle. :)

  17. Dealy weapons? on RIAA Now Targets Pirates' Parents · · Score: 1

    What, like a Mannlicher-Carcano? :P

  18. Relax, it's Comcast. on The Wifi Slugfest Over Portland's PGE Park · · Score: 4, Funny

    Their service will be down most of the time, anyhow.

  19. Re:Things I've heard from Audiophiles... on Hydrogenaudio AAC Listening Test Results · · Score: 1

    And to think, I thought "high-end audiophiles" was a synonym for "self-rationalizing snob".

    No, you must be thinking of "Slashdot Poster".

  20. Re:*n*x? on Don't Be a Sharecropper · · Score: 1

    That makes me just a little bit more uncomfortable with the acronym 'IANAL'.

  21. An intentionally inflammatory metaphor. on Don't Be a Sharecropper · · Score: 1

    The authors use of 'sharecropper' as a metaphor is a blatant appeal to the elitism and class consciousness of those who wish to call themselves 'geeks'.

    'OH NOES! THE WINDOW$ WILL MAKE ME TEH SERVANT OF THE WHITE DEVIL SLAVEHOLDERS!!!!1

  22. Re:*n*x? on Don't Be a Sharecropper · · Score: 1

    If Tux phux, then we'll have little tuxes running around!

    No, because Tux is gay.

  23. Granpaw Caligula on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    So, essentially you're saying he meant well? That's a damning epitaph if I ever read one.

  24. Re:WTF? on USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    It would appropriate to put his vacant mug on that giant piece of awful kitsch.

  25. Re:How to spot a video game killer!!! on Warriors Of Freedom Prompted Rampage Attempt? · · Score: 1

    Do you think the victims of the Beltway Sniper yelled OMG AWP CAMPNIG FAGOT before they died?