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  1. Upside on NASA Announces De-Orbit Mission For Hubble · · Score: 0, Redundant


    If it hits the target everyone gets free tacos!

  2. Re:hondas, ferraris and ebay on Hondas in Space · · Score: 1

    Well I'd rather fly into space in a honda than in a ferrari.

    Sir, your car awaits you.

    ....thanks imageshack

  3. Article Text on Current State of Haptic Research · · Score: 3, Funny


    Mechanical fondleability someday.

  4. Re:Space, the final budget frontier on A Star of Space and Film · · Score: 1

    Unless Hubble detects something that really worries politicians (i.a. a meteorit coming really soon, big enough to make trouble and that could be avoidable) it will be around last in their agendas

    Don't give up hope. There's always the chance of WMD in space somewhere.

  5. Re:Dilbert == BSA whore on First Program Executed on L4 Port of GNU/HURD · · Score: 1

    Me three. Scott Adams of all people should be in touch enough with his nerd readership to realize that none of us would take kindly to that kind of sellout.

    The only thing that comes to mind is that it must have been some serious chunk o' change that led to this. Maybe he thought that his strip had jumped the shark and he was going to grab what he could before the bottom falls out, ala Garfield.

    In any case I'm sorry to see it.

  6. How 'bout on Moglen's Plans to Upgrade the GPL · · Score: -1, Troll

    Let's dump the whole GNU/Linux nonsense and make it part of the license that you have the "freedom" to call your project whatever you want unconditionally.

    oh wait - Stallman is still alive.

  7. Re:Why blue? on DIY Mac mini Overclocking · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why is the MoBo blue?

    They come in all colors depending on the shop that makes them.

    If you would like, you can call this Steve's "blue period."

  8. Re:Let me be the first on Fingerprints Replace Credit Cards in Seattle · · Score: 1

    yeah, I fail it.

  9. Let me be the first on Fingerprints Replace Credit Cards in Seattle · · Score: 2, Funny

    to say thumbs up to privacy invasion!

  10. Re:help? on Nanotech Brings Battery Life Extender for Mobiles · · Score: 5, Funny

    can anyone think of something commonplace, that at the time seemed like total utter snake-oil lubed bullshit?

    "They will welcome us."

  11. Re:Why? on SBC Might Buy AT&T · · Score: 1

    Aside from that, do these mega-mergers ever actually, you know, work? Timewarner-AOL, HP Compaq?

    The same way black holes work.

  12. Re:Business ought to be left alone on US Government May Not Approve Sale of IBM PC Unit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Chinese are not the Red Menace they are made out to be.

    Yes, until they decide to get mad at Taiwan and invade. And because they now have many of our tech resources and capabilities, they could slap us down one way or another if we decide to take the wrong side. Like saying they won't hold anymore of our debt, which could lead to our dollar spiraling downward and worth less than a peso.

    Not to mention all of the human rights issues that China has (or lack thereof more specifically). They should never have gotten Most Favored Nation (MFN) status because of this.

    Make no mistake, the Red Menace could prove to be alive and well someday.

  13. Re:Imagine.... on Build Your Own Rotary-Dial Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    Imagine how fun it would be to use this to send text messages!

    No silly, that's what these are for.

  14. Hard on the batteries on Inside the iPod, Past and Present · · Score: 3, Informative

    is a dc-dc converter that can switch automatically between step-down and step-up operation in response to changing input voltage.

    Without examining the circuit myself, I could imagine that when the batteries fall below Vcc that the converter switches from step down to step-up to provide additional play time, until the batteries are completely drained.

    Maybe someone can confirm/deny this.

  15. Re:Used to Know it all on The Know-It-All · · Score: 1

    I used to know it all, and then I hit my head on a SPARC system.

    Yeah, me too. Then I started reading slashdot and became a 1337 know-it-all

    Kiss my ring.

  16. Re:Easy Solution on HP to Region-code Cartridges · · Score: 1

    You and I know that, but the vast majority of ignorant consumers who walk in a WalMart (and the EU counterpart) will not give this the slightest thought.

    Though I suspect many do wonder why only a "starter cartridge" came with the printer.

  17. What they meant to say on HP to Region-code Cartridges · · Score: 1

    consumers will win once the US dollar rises over Eueo

    Which is code words for

    "The people who buy our products are incredibly stupid schmucks that will buy anything we say."

  18. You fail it! on Voice Activated MP3 player · · Score: 1

    it reminds me of the possibility for a real life version of the car from Night Rider, KITT

    It's Knight Rider, and KITT stands for Knight Industries Two Thousand.

    I don't want my car to talk to me. I want it to run on water

    Or at least stop breaking and get 100 mpg.

    Forget the talking.

  19. Re:But this doesn't actually can spam on Google Cans Comment Spam · · Score: 1

    we can hope the spammers will stop too.

    I think I would rather invest in the lottery as at least it has a chance.

  20. Re:But what if I need to search on Google Cans Comment Spam · · Score: 1

    for ch3aP Can.adi n v31g.r a?

    Well, talk like that and Cyan1d3 is the med you need.

  21. Re:Big rockets? on Paypal Founder's Merlin Rocket Engine Fires Up · · Score: 1

    but big rockets? They seem so dated

    Thankfully the promise of dilithium crystals to power a new generation of warp drives is just right around the corner.

    That and transporter technology will finally free us from "big rockets."

  22. Poll options on Intelsat Loses Another Satellite · · Score: 5, Funny


    1) Solar Flux
    2) Those darn Russians
    3) Sensor installed upside down
    4) Kids with laser pointers
    5) Meteorite
    6) Tax purposes
    7) Unfriendly UFO
    8) Overheating
    9) Autodestruct after two-weeks of reruns

  23. Re:What's up with the modified statue? on Is Atlas Holding Hipparchus' Lost Star Map? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is this some American thing?

    Yes, and we call it "Ashcrofting".

    It's good for you.

  24. Re:Great for the industry on ESPN And Electronic Arts Sign 15-Year Deal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also, the programmers at EA won't have to work extra long hours any more

    Actually this deal will insure that coders go 15 years without a lunchbreak

    It sux to be them.

  25. Re:Owned? on Linux Getting Harder To Crack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe I'm wrong, but shouldn't it be pwnd or 0wned or 0wn3d or 0\/\/|/|3|) or some variation on that instead of owned

    Yes, you are correct. The problem is Slashdot doesn't have spell-check yet.