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  1. Re:argh. on Plex86 Boots Linux In Normal Mode · · Score: 2

    But with OS being an acronym, it's safe to say "OS's" with the term "operating system's" being correct. Sorry to give you the sytactical smackdown.

    Please see Bob's Quick Guide to the Apostrophe, You Idiots :)

    Gfunk

  2. Re:Great on Plex86 Boots Linux In Normal Mode · · Score: 1

    Yes it was, and yes it is.

    I remember when Kevin first started the project, it was because he wanted a free vmware. It was even called FreemWare :)

    And it contains a version of bochs, and can be run in pure emulation mode, so it is both an emulator and a virtualiser, which IMHO will be why it will kill vmware, coz it can emulate for times when it can't virtualise.

    Gfunk

  3. Re:I guarantee you... on Walking Around In Spherical VR · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think if you can afford one of these gadgets, having sex with _actual_ women is not going to really be a problem :)

    Gfunk

  4. Re:Adapting anime for a new feminist millennium on NDK2K: Colorado's Anime Convention · · Score: 1

    Why is this the highest moderated comment I see? It's such a troll it's not funny.

    But I'll bite :)

    Here's a tip: Don't like cartoon chicks with big eyes/tits? Don't watch manga. You know, funnily enough, I'm not a giant axe bastard who can pull mad Kung Fu moves, I can't kill people by frowning at them and shaking, and I've never survived a "full orbital response". But you don't hear me complaining about how unrealistic the portrayal of blokes is.

    If all women felt that porn was degrading, there'd be a whole lotta gay porn and nothing else, but they don't, so why should your views be forced on them? What if I feel that whatever you do for a living degrades people in general- would you quit to keep me happy? Would I ask you to?

    Don't believe in porn? Then don't watch it, don't act in it, and do your best to keep your SO/kids away from it (if that's relevant).

    And don't compare this sort of art to porn, just to troll, or because you don't appreciate it for what it is.

    Basically, if the women didn't have big eyes, little waists and (not really all that often) big jugs, it wouldn't be manga. That's what japanese people as a whole like to watch, so that's what they produce. Nobody in nihon is ramming these cartoons down your throat.

    Gfunk

  5. They can't make it easy... on Handling Spam from Large Commercial Entities? · · Score: 3

    ...Coz I have the patent on One-Click(tm) Mailing List removal :)

    Gfunk007

  6. Re:Not a hope on Computer Will Take On Formula 1 Champion · · Score: 1

    the mistake penalty is $100,000

    Mate, if you can get an f1 car for the price of a new (mid-range) ferrari instead of the price of a new f50, i think you should let me know who you deal with to get 'em :-)

    Gfunk007

  7. Re:Money Shots on Click! Ultra-High-Speed Digital Camera · · Score: 1

    Oh fuck off, nobody forces them to be porno stars.

    If i had a 6 pack and/or a giant 10" dick I'd be a pornstar myself. Why do you people insist that it's degrading? Are you so afraid of your own sexuality that you can't admit that people enjoy having sex, and a lot of people enjoy watching people enjoying having sex?

    Bloody holier-than-thou attitudes.

    Gfunk

  8. Inspector... on DoCoMos Finger Phone · · Score: 1

    "Gadget!"

    "Yes Chief?"

    "MAD agents have kidnapped Penny and Brain while you were down at the station. We think they've taken them to claw's castle!"

    "Wowsers! I'll get right on it Chief!"

    Gadget pushes the antenna back into his thumb and runs off, directly into the nearest brick wall.

    Gfunk

  9. Yay on IBM Will Include Red Hat On All Mainframes · · Score: 1

    Now we can run 2500 linux instances on one machine and have the world's smallest (physically) 2500node beowulf cluster :-)

    I can feel it getting a little warmer from the flames already :-)

    Gfunk007
    (couldn't resist)

  10. Re:What about genetic diversity? on Is Extinction Only Temporary? · · Score: 1

    Sci-fi movies don't need to cover this, Home Simpson has it all handled "If you ever go back in time, don't touch anything".

    :-)

    Gfunk007

  11. Re:Interesting approach. on X86-64 Simulator - now available (Linux only) · · Score: 1

    Isn't Win NT 5 (ooops, I mean Win 2000) architecture neutral like Linux? Just because they don't port to every architecture under the sun, doesn't mean that MS can't do it.

    Yes, it is. If you know where to look, the first few betas of win2000 are available on alpha as well as x86, they just dropped it half way through, because it wasn't worth their time. But you can bet your ass the hooks are still in there, for just this situation. They may be dicks in redmond, but they're definitrely not idiots.

    Gfunk007

  12. Re:It IS right on Embryo Chosen For Its Tissue Type · · Score: 1

    Hear hear!

    Is it really that bad that john and jane doe can one day have one boy and one girl instead of rolling the dice?

    If one day I can have my wife tested at 6 weeks and we can find out they child will have cerebral palsy or muscular distrophy, don't you guys think it's ok to "play god" and teminate it, so as not to force a path of full-time care/ early death in the family???

    And what about me? I don't believe there is a god. You heard me. So how can I play god? All I want to do is beat chance. Of course we won't get into chaos theory :)

    Gfunk007

  13. I live in Canberra on Aussies Put Old Pay-TV Dishes To Use -- As A LAN · · Score: 1

    I live in Canberra, and while I'm not a part of the geek scene, a lot of my mates are (my copy of mirc is still zipped). If somebody wanted to hassle some of the geeks involved, you can bet you'll find them at #canberra on the local efnet (no, no idea what that is). But what I can tell you is, this is soooooooo far from news it's not funny, this project has been underway for at least a year or two. I used to be interested, but it's just not that great, and afaik most of the people involved are in belconnen and you need to be within x kilometres (about 2.5???) to use it.

    Gfunk

  14. Re:Well... on Mac OS X Beta Reviewed On ArsTechnica · · Score: 1

    No, you're quite wrong. It is a feature in 2000,98, and me, but not in ie5. He's talking about people who use NT4, and that's me, and christ it pisses me off not having active desktop in ie, but now I know I can uninstall, install 4, then install 5, that's what I'll have to do. You don't know how much that little thing improves your satisfaction with your work pc untill it's gone.

    Gfunk

  15. G-funk's moderation system on Interesting Moderation Proposal · · Score: 1

    Here's the patented (as if) G-funk moderation system. I don't think every idea is for everybody, but perhaps it could start some sort of discussion...

    1. set everybody's karma levels to 0, except the people running the site, people who can be trusted at first.

    2. No limit on karma for people. Yes this means signal11 will end up running /., but if he wasn't so frigging funny most of the time his karma wouldn't be so high.

    3. everybody can moderate, but your opinions' weight is proportional to your karma

    4. two scores, one based on community moderation as above, and one based on "trusted" user moderation.

    5. users with any karma can become "trusted" users, but only after some sort of peer review process, based on their moderation, not their posts.

    6. randomness.... every now and then, throw something where it shouldn't be, so people get a chance to look at it. also moderators should see newer posts first, regardless of score- as long as they're not -1 or less.

    few.... of course due to the moderation system as it is now, only 4 people are gonna read this :-)

    any comments people?

  16. The thing is... on Certifying Software As Secure? · · Score: 1

    The thing is, you just need to get the NSA to certify you for B-7. which is just a matter of turning off FTL,BTD, and BST.

    Unless of course you want to go for full A-9 certification, in which case you'll definitely need to get a PTU and an EPI audit done on all you FDC's. Now that's a real pain in the ass. This one guy my cousin knows spen three weeks just working on his EPI's TRD, not to mention the PTU an

    Oh dear. I think too many TLAs have FRD my BRN.

    FNK

  17. slsahdotted on Typosquatting · · Score: 1

    I think you've been slsahdotted. All i got was an error :-)

  18. Re:SMP and Quake3 on 1.6GHz Athlon Computers, Via Announces KT266 chips · · Score: 1

    It does effect framerate. IIRC, carmack said you get about a 20% speedup, coz all ai and stuff is moved away from the rendering cpu.... But i may not RC :-)

    Gfunk007

  19. Of course.... on Is There A Standard for Software Metadata? · · Score: 1

    ...fileid.diz :-)

    Aaaaah, for the glory days of the local bbs scene...

    gfunk007

  20. Re:And look here on Annoy.com Gag Order Lifted · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they're referring to the riaa in case you "annoy" a few people a copy of decss? :-)

    Gfunk

  21. Just imagine on Focusing Audio · · Score: 1

    The precision we could have surround sound with this?

    Six speakers? Phhhhpt! I have a sound laser creating speakers wherever they're needed out of my specially treated walls!

    Perhaps A wall with tiles that can vibrate/move independently from one another?

    Gfunk

  22. Why can't we have... on Men of Zeal · · Score: 1

    ...Free as in speech without Free as in beer? Wouldn't it make everybody happy except those that want to leach others' work for free?

    Remember, contributing to an open source project does not entitle you to have free software from whoever you want, even if they use your software. If you think it does, then this "freedom" is a total farce.

    Gfunk007

  23. Back to the future / Bill and ted on On-Line Uranium Auctions · · Score: 1

    Doc: "I'm sure in 1985 you can get plutonium at your supermarket, but in 1955 it's a little harder to come by!"

    Bill: "Don't worry dude! I'll just wait until the year 2000, buy twice as much plutonium as we need from the internet, and use half of it to bring us back some now!" (plutonium appears from nowhere: cue air guitar)

    Gfunk007
    (Yes i know it's not plutonium but i couldn't resist!)

  24. Re:New respect on WSJ Interview with Linus · · Score: 1

    That's rediculous. How about this? Windows is a commodore automatic wagon (holden.com.au fer you yanks), and linux is an s2000, not a bloody porsche.

    And an s2000 is useless where your granny needs it- in a carpark and between home and the local pokies. 6 speed, tail-happy if you don't know what you're doing, and easy to stall (light flywheel, revvy, and good clutch). The're both ready for the highway (or sitting-on-top-of-your-desk), but only one is ready for joe schmoe.

    In short, when they say desktop, they mean people who want their computer to be as easy(?) to work as their vcr, and right well they should. I can put a sun ontop of my desk and use it as a desktop, but you go to dell, you buy it, you plug it in, and it works, and you can type letters and play games. That's what they mean by ready for the desktop.

    Gfunk007

  25. Re:yikes!!! on Human ID Chip Implant Prototype Unveiling · · Score: 1

    "an array of beneficial potential applications: provide a tamper-proof means of locating and identifying individuals for e-business and e-commerce security"

    what the FUCK does that mean? any way i interpret that, it sounds pretty freakin scary. are they talking about tagging employees or customers?


    Haha! No, calm down. It means they want the stock to skyrocket, so they throw in some buzzwords- that's what it means!

    Gfunk007