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  1. Re:Oh, the Abuses We'll See! on The NSA Knows Who You've Called · · Score: 1

    Start practicing your Heil Bush!

  2. Re:For the lazy :) on What Happened to Blue Security · · Score: -1, Troll
    > www.bluesecurity.com is redirected to Blue Security's blog

    This was truly lame and inexcusable - redirecting the attack from themselves to someone else.

  3. Re:ROI? on Microsoft Trumps Google, Yahoo! R&D Budgets · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bigger Budget != Better Product

  4. Re:Guilty of what? on Spam War Takes Out Blog Services · · Score: 1
    Genuis Moron at Blue Security should have redirected to 127.0.0.1 instead of a blog hosting service.

    What they did was wrong. Period.

  5. Eh, I don't get it... on U.S. Considers Anti-Satellite Laser · · Score: 1

    Why do you need a multi-billion dollar Earth-based laser when a bolt thrown off of the Int'l space station in the right direction with the right velocity will accomplish the exact same results?

  6. Re:1 sign why I will not read this article on John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water · · Score: 1

    Microsoft heard you. So they are sending out this Microsoft Rock to resellers.

  7. Re:I'd like to be able to hear the pin drop first. on Secure VoIP, an Achievable Goal · · Score: 1
    Let me know when VOIP continues to work when the power goes out. Then I might consider using it.

    "They can hear you now." - NSA courtesy of AT&T.

  8. Re:What a Constructive Mentality! on Developers React To 'Wii' · · Score: 1

    I name thee "Nintendo Tinkle".

  9. Re:Outfoxed? on How IBM Out-foxed Intel With The Xbox 360 · · Score: 1
    > Macintosh

    People with jobs and money.

    >Xbox

    Unemployed, pimply-faced chicken-chokers.

    Tough choice, there, lad...

  10. Re:Theo on Kernel Trap Interview with Theo de Raadt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thank Gawd he's not a limp-wristed, touchy-feely, mamby-pamby, pear-shaped, wet noodle.

  11. Bill Gates on McNealy Created Millions of Jobs? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Bill Gates is the man that created millions of jobs and billions of dollars of revenue for thousands of companys in hundreds of countries.

    Who would of thought that keeping all those Windows machines running would take up so much of the Global 'GDP'...

  12. Re:Show them the toilet! on How Many People Work in Your Internet Department? · · Score: 1

    MBA : Master Bullsite Artiste

  13. Re:Queue anti-PHP jokes... on Recommended Reading List for PHP · · Score: 1

    POOP - PHP Object Oriented Programming.

  14. Easy... on eBooks - What's Holding You Back? · · Score: 1
    1) You can't take an ebook to the crapper.

    2) You can't lie on the couch and comfortably read an ebook.

    3) The form factors for ebook readers suck.

    4) The display quality of ebook readers suck.

    5) You can't just pull an ebook off of the bookshelf and read it.

  15. Re:it's the cloud! on Where is the Real Ajax/Flex Revolution Happening? · · Score: 1

    The killer app will be the day when we finally get over this serious brain damage of trying to do everything via HTML over HTTP...

  16. Re:Ack, worst link ever to click on 5% of All Web Traffic Unsafe · · Score: 1

    The Goatse is Great.
    Great is The Goatse.
    All Hail The Goatse.

  17. Re:They finally noticed? on The Trouble With Software Upgrades · · Score: 1

    :%s/geniuses/geniasses/g

  18. Re:Wow on Foundations of Ajax · · Score: 1

    ...that's because the people who are In are on Web 2007...

  19. Re:Server splits on World of Queuecraft · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they need to rethink their architecture... You shouldn't have to do server splits in the first place. Just add more physical servers to a 'virtual' server hosting that particular scenario.

  20. Re:slanted? on Japan's New Supercomputing Toy · · Score: 1

    Yes, it would go faster if they angled it even more. And added a "Type R" sticker with soup can size pipes.

  21. Re:Comeback... on Lara Croft's Big Comeback · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bigger Jiggling Jubblies.

  22. Re:We've been here before. on Video Usage Creates Traffic Jam Worries · · Score: 1

    Because everyone is a feckin' moron.

  23. Re:MS lifecycle and support on A .Net 2.0 Migration Strategy? · · Score: 1
    I was going to suggest, first, that you find the assmonkeys that made 1.1 incompatible with 2.0 and kick them in the nuts. Hard. Several times.

    Then do the migration. When it is done, send the bill to Microsoft for your time and effort.

  24. Re:Blogging on The Future of the Blog · · Score: 1

    No. It sounds like the special something you leave in the toilet bowl after a very big meal...

  25. Re:UK's not the only one on UK Government Wins Villain of the Year · · Score: 1

    Start practising your "Sieg Heil!"...