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  1. The real question should be... on A Quick Look at Longhorn Build 4053 · · Score: 1


    Why did Microsoft code name their next operating system after a big, stupid, stinky animal that produces copious quantities of methane (farts) and cowpies (bullsh*t)???

  2. What I want to know... on Ford Testing a New 'Traffic Monitoring' Device · · Score: 1


    What I want to know is when there will be mandatory IQ tests for owning and operating a vehicle?

  3. Re:Impressive on Borg Cube Case · · Score: 1


    Yeppers. Definitely doesn't look like yer typical f'agboy case with windows, cathode tubes, glowing fans in blow holes and UV SATA cables.

  4. Next... on Timeshifting: Cram More Into Life · · Score: 2, Funny


    Next you will be asking what to do about all of the information overload that you got yourself into...

  5. Re:Micro ATX doesn't always require half-height PC on Micro ATX and Linux? · · Score: 1

    > it's also the size of a full 4U size desktop case so I'm not sure why it only takes a micro-ATX board

    Just plain bad design. Get an Antec Overture instead - far more expandable.

  6. Pray tell, why? on Linux Kernel 2.2.26 -- 2.2 is not dead! · · Score: -1, Troll


    Now why would Alan want to be a Master Bullsh*t Artist?

  7. Re:Yow. on Upgrading Your Current System To Kernel 2.6 · · Score: 2, Funny


    Not to mention that "White Paper", "White Hats", "Black Hats" and "Red Hat" is all very racist these days...

  8. Eh? on Eminem Sues Apple for Sampling his Samples · · Score: 1


    What is an "Eminem" and why should I give a flaming phart?

  9. Evil Monopolies on Electronic Arts' Domination Of The Market - Bad? · · Score: 3, Funny


    Eh, sort of like Microsoft, no?

  10. Re:MS warnings in the mail on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 1


    And the appropriate response is here

  11. Re:Kewl. on Toronto Conference On Open Source Announced · · Score: 1


    Less than 10 comments on this topic and hundreds on drunk driving. What is this world coming to?

  12. Re:Lesson Number One on Have We Learned from the New Economy? · · Score: 3, Redundant

    I kept saying back theen that there never was no "New Economy". That it was all full of hot air. Everyone at the time thought I was not a 'team player' - an idiot. Billions of dollars of losses later, after the bubble burst, and the talking heads on TV still don't get it.

    Nothing changed, just a bunch of syshters bamboozled many people out larges amounts of money. Rich got richer, poor got poorer and the guy in the middle got bent over.

  13. Re:If they don't want it... on A Way to Save Hubble? · · Score: 2, Funny


    I bid 1,000,000 quatloos!

  14. Re:other acution on Navy Jet eBayed - Some Assembly Required? · · Score: 1
  15. Re:weee on Navy Jet eBayed - Some Assembly Required? · · Score: 1


    Damned FBI, who do they think they are, the KGB?

  16. Eh? on AMD Back in the Black · · Score: 1

    > Back in the Black

    Isn't that racist?

    My AMD's are in beige (cases)...

  17. Re:Good! on Cell-Phone Wars · · Score: 1

    Humanity survied for thousands of years without cell phones.

    It's time we started shoving them up the asses of the jerks that annoy us with them.

  18. Re:DOWNLOAD IT HERE on Microsoft Source Follow-Up · · Score: 1

    w00t!

    "Win2k and XP source removed, sorry ppl, I can't stand the /. effect with 200mb files :/"

    What about the MS lawyer effect...?

  19. Re:What now? on Windows 2000 & Windows NT 4 Source Code Leaks · · Score: 1

    Submit code fixes here:

    bling.microsoft.com/cvs
    Account: bgatus
    Password: G0D!

  20. Re:Rogers Cable on Canadian Recording Industry Goes After P2P Users · · Score: 1

    ...and the biggest HDTV channel line of almost any North American city...

    > no monthly download cap

    Not quite true - see their AUP.

  21. Re:Stiffer punishment on Profile of the Mind of a Virus Writer · · Score: 1


    If you look at the cost of dealing with viruses/trojans/worms/etc., it would be far, far cheaper to hire the mob to wack the buggers writing them...

  22. Re:Worst Tech of 2003? on The Best and Worst Technologies of 2003? · · Score: 1

    > DVD players that can play SVCDs. Finally.

    Yer behind the times. How about a DVD player for under $150 USD that plays DivX/XivD/MPEG4? LiteOn LVD-2002

  23. Re:SATA on The Best and Worst Technologies of 2003? · · Score: 1

    SATA goes in my yet another send data over a couple of wires standard pile:

    Ethernet
    USB
    Firewire
    SATA

    We need one (1) standard - not 4 bjillion...

  24. Re:unneeded words on Top Searches of 2003, A Dave Odyssey, Banned Words for 2004 · · Score: 1


    "Gentlemen, Ladies and Gerbil Enthusiasts" covers everyone.

  25. Re:Oh yeah? on Getting Over the Stigma of a Previous Job? · · Score: 1


    He has only one???