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Ford Testing a New 'Traffic Monitoring' Device

Poletown writes "The Detroit Free Press put out this article today about a new vehicle based 'traffic monitoring' system that Ford is testing. It will report your speed, the road temperature, whether or not your wipers/headlights are active, and even if you've used your anti-lock brakes. Initially, the system will be tested on Ford-owned and municipal vehicles."

535 comments

  1. tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quick! Someone make me a hat!

    1. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That won't work... you've got to make it yourself. Otherwise, how do you know that The Man hasn't made it inside-out so it will amplify your thought waves and make it easier to track you?! And don't even think about buying that tinfoil in stores - the automatic door openers read your dna and won't let you in unless they correlate you with their files (the red light will come on to confirm this). You've got to steal the tinfoil out of your neighbors recycling for it to be any good.

    2. Re:tinfoil by cluckshot · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think we may need more than a tinfoil hat! How about some sort of armor... against the idiots who see only the "benefits" of such a system.

      Just remember that you can make something "Fool Proof" but you can't make it "Damn Fool Proof," because fools are so ingenious...

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    3. Re:tinfoil by bob+dobalina · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, because it's not like the government isn't already monitoring your speed and the road conditions with traffic cameras and speed & ground radar. Dammit, citizens have a right to their anti-lock brake systems' privacy!

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    4. Re:tinfoil by Adriax · · Score: 0

      Never trust a hat made by someone else, they could slip a tinfoil bypass chip into it!

      Learn to make your own, just try an origami hat design and use your favorite brand of Cranial Protection Material instead of paper.

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    5. Re:tinfoil by Grrr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      e911, RFID, and now this...

      The future looks bright for companies who'll be selling jammers.

      <grrr>

    6. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Jeez, what kind of nut are you??? You can't possibly trust your NEIGHBOUR. I mean, you may have known him all your life but who's to say he isn't a government agent or a body-snatched alien infiltrator who was placed next door to you just to provide you with 'laced' tin foil???

      Everyone knows you have to don a black suit with only eye holes and sneak into the city dump late at night to steal your tinfoil. Statistically speaking, there's so much there that it would be almost impossible for it to ALL be 'laced'.

      Noone would dare monitor you after that. After all, who wants to spy on a stinky person?

    7. Re:tinfoil by paganizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry about it.
      I, for one, WELCOME this new opportunity to sell kits for cars that bypass this sort of shit.
      There are people who know electronics in the world, and aren't completely unfamiliar with automotive systems; Just rip the shit out, or better yet, have them think they are looking at you when in actuality they are tracking the driving habits of the Local Sheriff.
      This is about as silly as worrying about RFID tags; don't look at this as a imposition, look at this as the chance to misdirect and confuse!

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    8. Re:tinfoil by the_weasel · · Score: 2, Funny

      How will I know my neighbour isn't one of them? His tinfoil might just be a trap.

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    9. Re:tinfoil by bob+dobalina · · Score: 1

      amen to that. Like I said somewhere else, it's amazing how many people who say "software should be free", and try to put linux on casio wristwatches get all closed-minded and say "we should forbid people from building this!" when it comes to technology that the government might use to invade privacy. Worry when they outlaw the countermeasures.

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    10. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just rip the shit out, or better yet, have them think they are looking at you when in actuality they are tracking the driving habits of the Local Sheriff.

      Better still, read the data from the local sheriff and your state legislators. If you find anything interesting, let them know about it. And express a serious concern that data like this should be kept private.

    11. Re:tinfoil by cubic6 · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to jam e911?

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    12. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      WTF are you thinking?! Giving out this kind of information publically? Do you realize what you have just done?

      You should know better than anyone else that the government monitors all internet traffic out of Langley. If they are wise to people taking such measures to secure some tinfoil from a landfill, they have ways to 'convince' the FDA, FTC, ATF, ABC, DEF, GHI and all the tinfoil manufacturers so that they will make ALL the tinfoil produced after this day to be traceable.

      Who knows, maybe putting trace amounts of radioactive Unobtanium in the tinfoil so if they can't beam out your thoughts, they can certainly know where you are...

    13. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That is why I mine and smelt my own tin. Then I pound it flat with a large rock. After that I retreat into my cave and destroy the rock (just incase they picked me up on with satalite)

    14. Re:tinfoil by Mortanius · · Score: 0, Troll

      Eh, let them block it. Someday they'll need it and hopefully die as a result of the call center not being able to locate them.

    15. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But what you don't know about is all the nano-spy robots that the government has deployed around the nation in the trillions. They just simply float all around you while you are completely oblivious to their presence. They send everything to the Central Computer and the government is surely wise to your little smelting operation as they probably are to my portable ET-sensor research.

      The IRS, NEA, NFS, NA, AA, AAA (yes, the auto club) will all be knocking on your door very soon.

    16. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      psst!

      Don't tell any one, but if you smelt and press your own tin in a chemistry/physics lab, they won't have a clue!

    17. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    18. Re:tinfoil by afidel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank jebus we don't have traffic cameras around here and my state has outlawed photo-radar (you have the right to face your acuser, damn machine can't be questioned in court). The only traffic control around here is a cop with a radar or lidar gun and they are predictable enough that intelligent people who drive sensibly won't get caught =)

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    19. Re:tinfoil by Grrr · · Score: 1

      True enough...

      It's the "progress" from one-at-a time | paper records | aggregate information to indexed databases (secured by government guidelines, no less) that changes the game. Do you really want anyone (including lawyers, as another poster brilliantly pointed out) to be able to "prove" you were entering the freeway at a certain location (or, for that matter, speeding) three years ago?

      Of course the powers-to-be have better things to do than fish through all this data. But a new potential will exist that, uh, just might be (mis)used in ways the designers never intended. "It's not the odds, it's the stakes."

      And sentient roads are coming, too. Yikes.

      <grrr>

    20. Re:tinfoil by visgoth · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Worry when they outlaw the countermeasures.

      Err, could the DMCA apply in some warped way to said countermeasures?

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    21. Re:tinfoil by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Quick! To the Hatmobile.

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    22. Re:tinfoil by zeugma-amp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Worry when they outlaw the countermeasures.

      You mean like in several states where they already outlaw radar detectors?

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    23. Re:tinfoil by tftp · · Score: 1
      have them think they are looking at you when in actuality they are tracking the driving habits of the Local Sheriff.

      The Sheriff is speeding, and then he receives a call to haul you to jail for speeding :-) Great plan!

    24. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't break the law and you won't get caught either, dipshit.

    25. Re:tinfoil by mcpkaaos · · Score: 2, Funny
      have them think they are looking at you when in actuality they are tracking the driving habits of the Local Sheriff.

      The Sheriff is speeding, and then he receives a call to haul you to jail for speeding


      Only to end up as the center of his own black hole by driving in increasingly tighter circles while he zeroes in on himself.
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    26. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm, sure but how long before this is illegal and your "missdirection and confusion" is deemed to be a terrorist action? I mean if the data is used to route traffic then it could be called an important part of the infrastructure you are subverting by providing false data.

    27. Re:tinfoil by tftp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Of course the powers-to-be have better things to do than fish through all this data.

      The powers-to-be will not be sifting through all this data. They will, however, go with a fine-toothed comb through the data of the "person of interest" of the hour. Be sure, they will find everything that they need.

    28. Re:tinfoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Quick! Someone make me a hat!

      Abracadabra, you're a hat!

    29. Re:tinfoil by Marvelicious · · Score: 1

      Countermeasures be damned... I'll worry when they make me install it in my old rigs. I have no interest in anything coming out of Detroit these days anyway!

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    30. Re:tinfoil by Ozan · · Score: 1

      You mean like in several states where they already outlaw radar detectors?

      Outrageous! I need my radar detectors for sports & hunting!

    31. Re:tinfoil by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1


      That is why I mine and smelt my own tin. Then I pound it flat with a large rock. After that I retreat into my cave and destroy the rock (just incase they picked me up on with satalite)

      Umm... that's great, except that tinfoil is not made out of tin!!
      -a

    32. Re:tinfoil by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      But what comes next? Legislation is passed to make it a criminal offence to tamper with such a system. And the car makers are required (at our expense) to harden such systems against alteration and to make such alteration detectable.

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    33. Re:tinfoil by paganizer · · Score: 1

      ..And that would be the time to start worrying. After all, look how effective CD copy protection, X-box modding, even furby hacking is; It's imposssible!
      Damn, that was too smart assed.
      Ok, seriously; That would be a almost inevitable next step, the only think that might prevent it is the action of doing it would provide a 2nd chance for the ACLU et al to protest the obvious freedom & privacy violation.

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    34. Re:tinfoil by nial-in-a-box · · Score: 1

      That's funny because I recently had a dream that AAA was actually a secret, elite police service that recruited new officers at gunpoint and were training for an eventual takeover of the US and removal of pretty much all rights. It would be ironic if AAA was actually the vehicle that Bush chose to carry out this plan. Tee hee hee.

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  2. is that all?? by freerecords · · Score: 5, Interesting

    it does all that but it doesn't drive yet!??
    but seriously, what use is a traffic monitoring system - if you live in an area REALLY hit by traffic (i live near Central London, UK), there is usually almost no way to avoid it! what's the use unless you're a long distance commuter, or want to decide whether to use subway/underground or car

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    1. Re:is that all?? by w3weasel · · Score: 5, Funny

      I used to live in Atlanta, GA... notorious for bad traffic. Back in the early 90's they installed several large digital billboards that would display important traffic information such as "overturned vehicle at I-85 & I-285... expect delays".

      The result of these billboards...
      I had something to read while parked on the freeway.

      This sounds like history repeating.

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    2. Re:is that all?? by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny
      The result of these billboards...
      I had something to read while parked on the freeway.

      My favorite was one time I was stranded right outside of Rochester - the billboard which was in front of us kindly informed me about an accident a few miles ahead and suggested that I use "alternative routes". It then proceeded to lecture me about using my cell phone while "driving" (if you could call sitting with the engine off and the vehicle in park driving) and advised that I would be subject to fines if seen doing this.

      Of course I promptly whipped out the cell phone and called a few friends to point out how ironic this was ;) Got a dirty look from a State Trooper (who was on foot walking between cars) but no tickets or fines. Guess they had better things to do ;)

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    3. Re:is that all?? by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Traffic information is realtively useless on the backed up roadway. You're already there, can't really change your route, and knowing that there's a blockade ahead of you is something you likely could have already figured out yourself.

      It's a case of good information gone stale... it's too late to save you at this point. Traffic infomation needs to be distributed well before people get to the scene of the problem, so that they have a chance to select that "alternate route" that sends them on a longer path with less congestion. Once they have passed that point, it's too late.

      Therefore, traffic infomation needs to be distributed very rapidly and distantly from the scene of the problem in order to have any influence on the situation.

    4. Re:is that all?? by Drathos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slightly OT, but the first time I drove through Atlanta, I noticed some of the most amusing billboards I've ever seen. The one that's stuck with me the most:

      Don't make me come down there!
      --God

      IIRC, there were a couple (also attributed to God) regarding rush hour..

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    5. Re:is that all?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be happy. Here in Baltimore ("The City that Can't Read", on a relatively quiet day, traffic backs up as everyone slows down to read the #$(&)#$)%#$%&* sign.

    6. Re:is that all?? by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      Funny that. More irony - every time I see a state trooper he is on his mobile phone (driving way the fuck above the speed limit, of course).

    7. Re:is that all?? by WorkEmail · · Score: 1

      I love being told to use an alternate route while I am 5 feet from the sign. lol. And also, if it is information that has to do with my positio on the road, then cool, like if it says car tipped on left side, merge right. Great, but when it just says "Accident ahead" and things like that I go nuts. Who else lives in an area with Metered on ramps that have stop lights that change red to green for getting onto the freeway?

    8. Re:is that all?? by kevlar · · Score: 1

      The concept is not to just inform you that you'll be waiting in a parking lot ahead. The concept is that you'll be informed that its raining or traffic is at a dead stop ahead, or severe fog, etc, etc. Most accidents that occur in the rain happen within the first few minutes of rainfall. Receiving notification that its raining ahead or theres a traffic jam ahead may statistically save lives by providing the driver with an N minute warning of danger.

      As far as routing goes, I will sometimes spend 2 hrs on I-95 between Greenwich and Manhatten because not a single traffic station will report on this stretch of the highway. When it is clear, I get through the stretch in 20 minutes. When its not, its a parking lot. Having the cars report the traffic conditions would remove this "dead zone" from the traffic channels. I'd be able to gauge whether to take the Merrit Pkwy or I-95 without guessing, like I do now.

      I think this would be supremo cool if it could be done as an ad hoc network, say all cars within 1 mi...

    9. Re:is that all?? by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      They do this in the LA area, you get to know what roads are congested miles ahead of time and they even recomend alternate routes if one is available. Of course at times almost EVERYTHING is a parking lot so it doesn't matter. Btw don't live there just visit ocassionally for work.

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    10. Re:is that all?? by frdmfghtr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Therefore, traffic infomation needs to be distributed very rapidly and distantly from the scene of the problem in order to have any influence on the situation.

      A system that does this is already installed...it's called CB radio. OK, so it may not be that cool now, but it still has a use.

      When I had a CB, I could drive east on the Indiana/Ohio tollways and get radar and road reports from the drivers headed west, and vice versa.

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    11. Re:is that all?? by nolife · · Score: 4, Informative

      Good traffic reports CAN help you. Almost every traffic report given by any radio station are useless, the only exception I've ever heard is for those that live in the DC area that listen to WTOP (they have a listen live link and traffic is on the 8's if you want to here an example. They describe the traffic, what the bailouts are like, what is causing the delay and expected recovery time, the status of the cause (police on scene, sunshine delays, loading the smashed car on the truck, moving pothole repair crew blocking left lane, lights short timing, cars moved off to the median, rubbernecking etc...), references to previous days like worse or better or simply volume delays. Their reports are very detailed and not just telling you that interstate whatever is backed up to exit whatever. They have a very detailed picture of what is and was going on in the DC area and they describe it very well to the listeners.

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    12. Re:is that all?? by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      True that areas that congested will have all the alternates backed up as well (DC Metro area can get bad at times too). The signs do help though when a serious accident or unplanned road work is ahead. Of course if everyone else gets the same idea, your probably going to be out of luck anyways.

    13. Re:is that all?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you listen to the Chicago AM stations (e.g., WBBM), they refer to all of those things as a "gaper's delay".

      The sad part about any situation like this is the traffic on the same side is obviously slow but the gapers on the other side (going in the opposite direction) seem to think they have the God-given right to stop & gawk.

      That's when whomever is directing the traffic needs to walk up and slam hand->hood and proclaim, "Let's keep moving, okay?"

    14. Re:is that all?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but you want to know something even more fun? Doing the speed limit and plugging the gap so all three lanes are keeping him from practicing how fast he can driving in amongst the remainder of the traffic. "What if he's headed to an emergency?" you ask. That's what the lights & sirens are for. Unless|until he's got those gadnets turned on, he's no better than Joe Citizen (unless he *does* see a crime committed and he turns into RoboCop - especially if it's a fellow member "on the job")

    15. Re:is that all?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part of "Thou Shalt Not" do you not understand?

      God

    16. Re:is that all?? by naarok · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly how do you get unplanned road work? Are there gangs of workers driving around who suddenly stop and decide to do some work on the road? "Oh look Bill, here's a nice patch of road! Let's put up a couple roadblocks and dig a hole."

    17. Re:is that all?? by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. Atlanta has by far the worst traffic I've ever seen. People from L.A. complain about our traffic. No shit.

      I'm pretty sure those billboards were only put up to show off for the Olympics. They serve no purpose. Taking backroads doesnt help either, as soon as ten people find out the route, the next day its wall-to-wall.

    18. Re:is that all?? by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about this on my last cross country trip. I need a CB. Any good websites you'd recommend to teach you the lingo, or is it fairly simple? What channel do you use?

    19. Re:is that all?? by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      Channel 19 is prety standard, and channel 9 is reserved for emergency use. Quite a few state highway patrols monitor channel 9 as well.

      I don't know about websites for the lingo, but if you listen long enough, you can start to pick up on things. What I have learned just by listening (I don't talk much):

      "Bobtailing" - a tractor trailer rig driving along without the trailer is bobtailing

      "Bear", "Smokey", etc. - We all pretty much know what those are--COPS

      "Taking pictures" or "filming" - radar speed trap

      "Yardstick" - mile markers

      The lingo you hear on TV and in the movies is pretty much made for entertainment; most people don't talk quite that strange.

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    20. Re:is that all?? by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      You mean like this? Granted, Houston is a city where traffic is HORRIBLE (the average commute is something like 2 hours a day) so there's public outcry for funding for projects like this, but I doubt it's the only city with a system like this.

    21. Re:is that all?? by thadeusg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh yea, one other thing:

      Atlanta has had this for a while, actually. There's several GADOT websites that show traffic reports in real time overlaid on a map. It uses those cameras that are every mile or so. It's pretty spiffy, actually. Around this time, all of 75N, 85N, I-20 and the northern half of 285 should be Red. (less than 10mph, IIRC)

    22. Re:is that all?? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I my area it happened twice in the last 18 months.

      the first was when an 8 foot fissure was found in the support holding up the big 8 lane bridge over the city. The closed dow 2 of the 4 lanes in that direction. The first day it was a total suprise. Also for non-regular commuters it was good to know weeks later too.

      The other was when scheduled construction dug up a live explosive attached to a bolder it was supposed to destroy. Lazy previous crew did not actually blow up and remove the bolder apperently. This cloased a major highway for a long time and I was able to take an alternate because of the sign.

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    23. Re:is that all?? by Almost_anonymous_cow · · Score: 1

      Actually thats pretty close. If theres utilities underground that need emergency repair they will fix them as soon as possible. Raw sewage or how about a 20 foot geyser of water if a main breaks at 120 psi in a 30 inch pipe. Dont fix it and there wont be a road left.

    24. Re:is that all?? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      The reason most traffic reports given out by radio (or TV) stations are sub-optimum is that traffic situations are very very fluid (except LA which you can count on to suck consistently for hours), and usually the reports given are potentially 10 minutes old by the time you hear the report. Additional problems with bad reporting are due to many reports coming in from non-trained reporters (think Drabble) that can't even get directions correct much less the correct name of cross-roads. Additional confusion can arise in certain locales due to the police getting those bad reports, and then deciding that it (ex: accident) is not in their venue when it actually is in their venue. Even the emergency crews can create additional problems (ex: blocking additional lanes) when reponding to an incident. Reports occur that are overblown leading to excessive people taking alternate routes, which creates congestion elsewhere. All of these problems with reporting can and do occur in the first 10 minutes. Quality traffic reporting is an art, not a science, and truely takes luck to be accurate.

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    25. Re:is that all?? by Ozan · · Score: 1

      Therefore, traffic infomation needs to be distributed very rapidly and distantly from the scene of the problem in order to have any influence on the situation.

      Do you mean like this?

      Not only is the existing traffic shown but also a prediction over the next hour, based on traffic monitoring and a specialy developed algorithm.

    26. Re:is that all?? by eofpi · · Score: 1

      Atlanta certainly has the worst traffic I've seen, but Miami has the worst average drivers. There, it's not considered running a red until you're the 5th car to go through after it turned red. On the expressways, you're roadkill if you're doing anything less than 20 over (it's only 10 over in Atlanta, when it's not first gear idle). I could go on like this, but it's late.

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    27. Re:is that all?? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      What part of "marry your sister" do you not understand? -- God, Genesis 20:12

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    28. Re:is that all?? by skookum · · Score: 1

      Tell that to one of them when he's got you sprawled out on the hood of his patrol car with a flashlight shoved 10" up your sphincter.

    29. Re:is that all?? by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      As the others have pointed out, the unplanned road work is generally due to unexpected underground utility problems (broken water, gas, electric, communciation, etc... lines). Any large city will have these types of events almost regularly enough that you would expect them to be planned.

      The electronic signs can help to some extent.

  3. no more... by enrico_suave · · Score: 5, Funny

    no more tittie bar lunches for the Public Works sand trucks anymore I guess...

    *shrug*

    e.

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    1. Re:no more... by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > no more tittie bar lunches for the Public Works sand trucks anymore I guess...
      >
      > *shrug*

      "Shrug"?!?!!

      I fill potholes for two hours a day, and for the remaining six, I'm a barkeep at a tittie bar, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:no more... by frankmu · · Score: 0, Funny

      this is going to send windsor, canada into a severe depression

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    3. Re:no more... by fldvm · · Score: 1
      It will report your speed,...

      forget my speed how about recording the license plate of the guy that cut me off or passed me and sending it to the cops.

      of course I would want a dump button for when I do something stupid :)

    4. Re:no more... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here in Massachusetts, there was a big deal about contract snow plow operators being ordered to carry GPS-reporting cell phones to let the state authorites know where the plow assets are at any given time, and also for proof that they really are plowing the roads they say they are, and not taking unauthorized breaks.

      The plow operators countered that it's not uncommon for a plow to get held up for an hour or two because they are blocked by police, accidents, or other obstructions, and they should be paid for that time.

      The state countered by saying it's trivial for them to tell the differnce. If your spend an hour at Dunkin' Donuts, you will not be paid. If you spend an hour trapped on a highway that you belong on, you will be paid.

    5. Re:no more... by RESPAWN · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A friend of mine was telling me a story about this guy he knows who owns some kind of service business. This guy got all his employees some new cell phones (or something, some kind of communication gear) with GPS built in. The first week he fired something like 2 people, one of whom was taking a nap somewhere (presumably) and the other of whom was found in a very very bad part of town -- apparently buying drugs.

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    6. Re:no more... by compwizrd · · Score: 1

      we're not already depressed about being in windsor?

    7. Re:no more... by thelasttemptation · · Score: 1

      I fill potholes for two hours a day

      Now now, is that anyway to talk about a lady? I think not :)

    8. Re:no more... by frankmu · · Score: 1

      especially when alot of girls will lose their scholarships

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    9. Re:no more... by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Ha! I'm sure most don't quite get that...but Detroit was my parents hometown. Somehow Dad wouldn't give me the keys when we visited...go figure ;-)

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    10. Re:no more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That was (is?) a tempest in a teapot. Plow drivers are independent contractors who own their own equipment. Instead of paying by the hour with an expensive, invasive and objectional monitoring system - pay them by the mile of cleared road with rate modifiers based on official weather reports of recorded snowfall rate.

      Back it up with spot checks by cops in the area or better yet, officially assigned inspectors - publish an 800# for Joe Random Civilian to call attention to poorly plowed roads, enough complaints from unique phone numbers triggers an inspection or with a higher threshold, semi-automatic rate reduction.

      The idea is to pay for performance not incidentals because performance is what really matters. No point in an elaborate and degrading scheme when a simpler approach can be both more effective and respectful.

    11. Re:no more... by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      I'm too lazy to look up the link, but on the Bell site a coupl e of weeks ago I saw a link to a "trial service" where you could find out where any phone on your personal or family plan was at a any time (paying a small fee per use). This was based upon traditional phones, and used triangulation (which of course is "short range GPS"). I was amazed at the privacy connotations of that.

      Speaking of GPS, I think it is a vastly oversold technology -- my experience has been that you need clear, or close to clear, line of site to 3 or more satellites, each of which are sending an extremely low level radio ping -- if a cell phone has GPS, it would basically be useful if you're standing outside in the middle of a forest, but if you're in practical places like in a garage, or a mall, or downstairs in your home, it won't know where you are at all.

      Speaking of oversold technology, how about Intel and those Centrino ads? The latest brutal misadvertisement shows them booting up a Centrino laptop and "networking anywhere" on Everest, or some other large mountain. The implication is that with a Centrino laptop, you just need to pop it open and wirelessly network -- no WAP within short range, itself with a real connection to the internet. Nope, just turn her on.

  4. Good idea that will never work by onyxruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good idea but it won't work, here's why. This essentialy puts in real time monitoring information from your car's computer to a relay device that collates and condenses the information. In thoery this could allow more localized reporting conditions such as areas where a certain valley with a river can have weather different than the sorrounding community and so on. The article doesn't note if this is GPS enabled or not, but it would inevitably happen sooner or later.

    But it wont work because if a device can tell if your antilock brakes are working it can just as easily tell if your speeding or any other number of big brother activities. This information could be relayed to your local municipality and insurance company. Imagine discovering that you've gotten a speeding ticket and your insurance rates went up before you even finished driving home.

    This would be a very effective privacy erosion and people will rebel with the inevitable horror stories that would follow. Your boss could find out if you go drinking on the weekend, and so on. Imagine anyone being able to use this "public" information to stalk or harass someone. Since the information would reported to municipalities, it would by definition be public unless legislated otherwise.

    Now, you could make it work, and it could produce very nice real time results. If several thousand cars all suddenly come to a crawl where traffic conditions wouldn't otherwise call for it an automated dispatch to 911 could be sent to find out why - there's probably a good reason for it. The problem is that you have to find a way of reporting the information in aggragate and without the ability to uniquely identify where it's coming from. If it can be uniquely identified it will be subponead by some lawyer and abused.

    1. Re:Good idea that will never work by NinjaPablo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whats wrong with your car reporting to your insurance agency that you're speeding? Or that you drive at midnight with your lights off? Or forget to signal? Maybe if cars did this, it would force idiot drivers to get a clue and drive according to the law. Such recording should be used in legal procedings and for determining insurance rates, nothing more.

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    2. Re:Good idea that will never work by funny-jack · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But it wont work because if a device can tell if your antilock brakes are working it can just as easily tell if your speeding or any other number of big brother activities.

      Ever heard of OnStar? It's got GPS, and can therefore report whether you're speeding, and yet it's not abused in the way you suggest it would be. People actually even pay extra to have it in their car.

      I'm not saying that it isn't good to be cautious, but just because a technology can be used in a "Big Brother" way doesn't mean it will.

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    3. Re:Good idea that will never work by thedillybar · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Slightly offtopic, but speeding tickets in the US are issued to the driver of the vehicle, not the owner of the vehicle (like a parking ticket).

      Can they really write you a ticket if they know that your vehicle was speeding, but they don't know who was driving it? It seems they are using cameras to penalize red-light runners in some cities already, but how are they doing this? If the car isn't registered to me, then I don't get the ticket?

    4. Re:Good idea that will never work by 74nova · · Score: 1

      wow, i sure hope you are right on all that

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    5. Re:Good idea that will never work by Planesdragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your boss could find out if you go drinking on the weekend, and so on. Imagine anyone being able to use this "public" information to stalk or harass someone. Since the information would reported to municipalities, it would by definition be public unless legislated otherwise.

      GOOD!

      We as a country do too much just because we think we'll get away with it--and we let slide our liberties because we aren't challenged when we exercise them, and so don't have the chance to defend them.

      BOSS: "So, Planesdragon, I see that you bought twenty-four kegs of beer last weekend..."

      PD: "Yep. I had a kegger at my house. It's my personal life, and, as you can see, I'm here bright-eyed and bushy-tailed monday morning. So what's it to you?"

      BOSS: "Oh, ah... Ok."

    6. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's easy to overcome the privacy issue by having the system generate a unique session id each time the car starts. With a unique ID each time there is no way to tie the data to an indivudual. Shoot, for that matter generate a new one every 10 minutes or so.

    7. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Simple situation; you lend out your car to a friend, who doesn't know the speed zones. He missed a sign, and ends up getting nailed for going 20 km/h over the limit. You want your insurance rates to go up for this?

      It's the same reason police in my province don't take give your license demerits for photo-radar infractions; there's reasonable doubt that you were the driver.

    8. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That works fine, until your boss gives you alcohol screenings based on this information; particularily if it happens as a part of public knowledge. Agreed, in an ideal world, it wouldn't be a big deal; but systems like this get abused frequently.

    9. Re:Good idea that will never work by GoofyBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually you could get in trouble because of this;

      BOSS: "So, Planesdragon, I see that you bought twenty-four kegs of beer last weekend... why the HELL wasn't I invited!?!!? Greedy bastard, no raise for you this year!"

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    10. Re:Good idea that will never work by DavittJPotter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "What's wrong with your car reporting to your insurance agency that you're speeding?

      Please, please, tell me you're just going for flamebait points. You've got to be kidding, right?

      The problem with this is just that: my CAR telling somebody about my habits? Isn't that what we have police officers for? If I let my buddy borrow my pickup to move a desk, and he speeds, I get the ticket & the insurance ding? Oh wait. Why not use the RFID tags in my clothing to make sure that I get the ticket?

      Wrong. Automated data collection will just keep forcing us into a submissive role. And you're FOR this?

      I assume, then, the first time you drive like an idiot, or forget to signal, you'll be prepared for the officers when you pull in your driveway.

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    11. Re:Good idea that will never work by captain_craptacular · · Score: 1

      Everything is wrong with my insurance company knowing I'm speeding. If I don't get in an accident it's none of their damn business. Insurance is a scam anyway, you are legally forced to purchase it, and if you ever use it they'll raise your rates or simply just drop you altogether. If everyone invested the $150 a month they spend on insurance in mutual funds our economy would be a lot better off...

      I'm a strong believer in "no blood, no foul" when it comes to traffic laws. If I'm the only one on the road, and I'm speeding, why should that be illegal? I'm not harming anyone, even if I do wreck I'll be the only one involved. Why regulate how fast I can go?

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    12. Re:Good idea that will never work by swoebser · · Score: 1

      We'd just need to embed a chip in our body that would let the car know who was driving it. The chip in our body could then monitor things like BAC to know when we need a DUI ticket, or our heart rate to know when we're dead.

    13. Re:Good idea that will never work by w3weasel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What's wrong...
      A federal agency (CIA if I remember correctly) was recently ordered by a court of law to cease 'wire tapping' the GPS and other sattelite signals from OnStar due to the fact that the surveilance interfered with the ability of OnStar users to summon emergency services.

      That is a serious problem in at least 2 ways

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    14. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Orwellian concerns are written all over this. Very good point.

      I also don't understand why it has to be in vehicle. Washington state department of transportation already collects much of this information on our local highways. This is done via sensors on the freeways and cameras. The sensors are paced every mile or so.

      1) they can tell who has their headlights on via cameras
      2) they can determine speed of cars and volume of traffic using electromagnetic sensor embedded in the freeway.
      3) Road temps and weather are collected by some very nice weather stations dotted throughout the system.
      4) they can determine whether or not ABS is functioning based on the accidents reported :)

      I really see no other purpose to this than Big Brother motives. How easy could it be to link this to TIPS or what ever they're calling it these days.

      I'll be placing my order for a tin foil hat soon. And maybe one for my next vehicle.

    15. Re:Good idea that will never work by captain_craptacular · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not saying that it isn't good to be cautious, but just because a technology can be used in a "Big Brother" way doesn't mean it will.

      Yes it does, It's only a matter of time before the fed/state/local authorities start to supoena onstar. First it will be for a good reason (murder, kidnapping) but once it starts, we'll be sliding right on down that slope. How long until someone is arrested for terrorism because their SUV was parked at a fertilizer store, a diesel station, and an airport in the same day?

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    16. Re:Good idea that will never work by BradleyUffner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes. MY rates SHOULD go up for this. If I let idiots use my car who don't know the speed limit, and don't pay attention to speed limit signs it raises the risk that my vehicle will be involved in an accident that my insirance would have to pay for. In your example it makes perfect sence that my rates should go up.

    17. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think you nailed the problem. It's not the data, it's the lawyers. As usual.

    18. Re:Good idea that will never work by kroekle · · Score: 1

      I didn't read anything in the article about sending back the drivers identity. This system can easily be put in place without any knowledge of who the driver is. This system (or a similar one) is a necessity in big cities for commuters. It will also open up the door for integration with mapping software and eventually to fully automated cars (25-50 years in the future).

    19. Re:Good idea that will never work by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      That works fine, until your boss gives you alcohol screenings based on this information;

      "I saw that you drank a lot of beer over the weekend: here, take this and prove you're not drunk."

      "Ok. If i was still drunk, I'd have called in sick and burnt a vacation day. You know me."

    20. Re:Good idea that will never work by bob+dobalina · · Score: 1

      But it wont work because if a device can tell if your antilock brakes are working it can just as easily tell if your speeding or any other number of big brother activities. This information could be relayed to your local municipality and insurance company. Imagine discovering that you've gotten a speeding ticket and your insurance rates went up before you even finished driving home.

      As another reader wrote, just because they CAN, doesn't mean they will. For a while people were worried about EZ-Pass and Fastlane automatic toll transponders, because they timestamp when you arrive at each toll, they could be used to catch people speeding. Of course, no one has ever received a summons in the mail because of it, yet they still use it.

      If it's a voluntary system, I don't see the trouble. It's amazing how open-source geeks who want to try to build everything suddenly get all RIAA and support technology restriction, simply because it (like all tools) has the potential to be abused.

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    21. Re:Good idea that will never work by shaka999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your making an assumption that this would need to be on all cars. Only a small percent of cars would have to have this on, and enabled, for this to be able to monitor conditions.

      If a small incentive was given many individuals, or companies, would probably be willing to have their car tracked...

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    22. Re:Good idea that will never work by Meech · · Score: 1

      I agree mostly, except for when you smash your car into a tree, the tax payers are the ones paying the guys to scrap your remains off of the ground.

    23. Re:Good idea that will never work by funny-jack · · Score: 1

      Please see here.

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    24. Re:Good idea that will never work by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 3, Funny

      You are absolutely correct. The "Red Light Camera's" take multiple pictures. One of your car behind the line when the light turns red, one of your license plate and one of you driving.

      The trick is to send them a picture of you writing them a check ;-)

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    25. Re:Good idea that will never work by bob+dobalina · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem with this is just that: my CAR telling somebody about my habits? Isn't that what we have police officers for? If I let my buddy borrow my pickup to move a desk, and he speeds, I get the ticket & the insurance ding? Oh wait. Why not use the RFID tags in my clothing to make sure that I get the ticket?

      But if he uses it NOW and kills someone in an accident, you are liable to be sued and your rates go up. All this without any nifty traffic monitoring device. Ain't life grand?

      I assume, then, the first time you drive like an idiot, or forget to signal, you'll be prepared for the officers when you pull in your driveway.

      Like they already do in New York state, where thanks to road rage laws, a simple call, "such and such a car with plates XYZ-123 was behaving erratically on this road and this time", gets you a knock at the door by a uniformed officer who reads you the riot act.

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    26. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So can you honestly tell me you trust every one of your friends to be an absolutely perfect driver at all times? No-one you know ever makes a mistake? Must be nice living in that world.

      Or have you never done your friends a favour like that? .. You do -have- friends, I hope?

    27. Re:Good idea that will never work by override11 · · Score: 4, Funny

      How bout a tattoo on my forehead of a barcode? Maybe we could have a worldwide company named BEAST do this?

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    28. Re:Good idea that will never work by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Everything is wrong with my insurance company knowing I'm speeding. If I don't get in an accident it's none of their damn business.

      So you're saying that your insurence company has no right to know that you habitually break safe traffic laws, thus putting yourself and others at risk? OK! Maybe you should join one of those groups that refuses to get drivers licenses and insurence at all...

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    29. Re:Good idea that will never work by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Even if they make a mistake, my insurance still goes up, because it's my car. My car is insured, not me.

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    30. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh,
      apperently you didn't read about how the feds were spying on the mafia by using onstar as a built in 'bug' in Cadillacs. They'd turn on the mic remotely, and just listen to everything going on in the car. Look it up.

    31. Re:Good idea that will never work by swoebser · · Score: 1

      whoops... forgot to add to the end of my post.

    32. Re:Good idea that will never work by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      It was the FBI, they were tapping them with warrents, and the failure was a failure of the OnStar system. To tell the truth, the fact that it didn't have two lines of communication is a bad thing.

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    33. Re:Good idea that will never work by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      Imagine discovering that you've gotten a speeding ticket and your insurance rates went up before you even finished driving home.

      And that of course is what would happen. I believe speeding tickets are unconstitutional and someday I hope to have enough monet/time to file a lawsuit to have them declared as such.

      Even if they aren't -- there is still a *HUGE* conflict of interest with police forces funding their own operations and municipalities with revenues from law enforcement. If said institutions need more funding they should be required to seek it through legitimate means.

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    34. Re:Good idea that will never work by Urban+Garlic · · Score: 1

      > Can they really write you a ticket if they know that your vehicle was speeding, but they don't know who was driving it?

      They can and do. The District of Columbia has cameras activated by speed-sensing radar that photograph the license plate of speeding cars, and issue citations. You don't get any "points" off your license, but the vehicle owner gets fined no matter who was driving.

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    35. Re:Good idea that will never work by jasoncc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did the article say that they planned to equip every car on the road with these monitoring devices? I agree that it would be too large an invasion of privacy to be widely accepted. However, I think the idea might be to equip a fleet of cars, say, the fleet of city police cars and buses. Maybe some commercial fleets would agree to it for some tax breaks or other benefits. If you can get a few % of the cars on the road collecting the data you can probably achieve pretty good coverage. You don't need 500 cars all jammed in the same mile of I-95 telling you that it's raining. 1 or 2 will be sufficient. -Jason

    36. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yup, cause no-one minds the hassle of random alcohol screenings, or potentially being fired from your engineering/construction related position.

      Point is; if the information is there, it'll be misused. Maybe your boss doesn't screen your blood, but maybe you suddenly start getting a lot of pamphlets for AA. Maybe missionaries come by, and try to save you from your sinful lifestyle. Maybe your insurance company jacks your rates (both your auto, and your homeowners), just because you exhibit the inclination to throw large, alcohol-consuming parties. Hell, maybe the police show up, and start hassling every guest that leaves.

      Sound like fun to you? Somewhere, some time, it'd happen.

    37. Re:Good idea that will never work by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      And with a warrent, that's perfectly legal. The onyl difference is, the FBI didn't have to risk one of their guys lives to get the bug installed.

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    38. Re:Good idea that will never work by quandrum · · Score: 1

      Yes, lets forget all proactive measures. Sure, fatal accidents might sky rocket, but you can be 1 minute earlier to work!

      Speed limits exists for the good of the community. We need protection from people like you.

    39. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      Yes, but -you- pay the insurance for your car. You're being held accountable for everything that happens to it; whether you're anywhere close to it, or not. Do you think your insurance should go up if it gets sideswiped while parked on the street? You've got just as much control over that series of events as you do when you lend your car out.

      What's that you say? Don't lend out your car. By the same principle, don't park on the street.

    40. Re:Good idea that will never work by gallen1234 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [Devil's advocate]We have collectively (note that I didn't say individually) agreed that going too fast on certain roads is bad and, for the sake of public safety, people who exceed certain speeds should be punished. Since this is what the people have decided is best why would anyone object to better enabling the police to enforce the people's will?[/Devil's advocate]

      Personally I think victimless crimes such as speeding are the heart of the problem. If it were up to me there would be no speed limits anywhere but the penalties for crimes such as vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence would be much for draconian.

    41. Re:Good idea that will never work by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      Everything?

      How would an insurance company no my speed is over the limit based where I am? Maybe i'm driving 55 mph - which is a legal limit - but I'm driving through a playground with children running screaming for their life.

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    42. Re:Good idea that will never work by pongo000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Slightly offtopic, but speeding tickets in the US are issued to the driver of the vehicle, not the owner of the vehicle (like a parking ticket).

      In Texas, many cities are "home-rule" cities which means they can sometimes enact laws which are not specifically prescribed or proscribed by the state. In the town I live in, they issue civil citations to the owners of vehicles caught by the red light cameras. By issuing a civil citation, the city finds it easier to skirt around due process. If you refuse to pay, then you'll find yourself at the receiving end of a criminal charge for failure to pay a civil fine levied by the city, rather than being held responsible for the offense under criminal statutes.

      Here's another example: We have several toll roads where I live. I sold my car a few years back; in Texas, the tags go with the car. So of course,the lowlife I sold my vehicle to decide to rack up several hundred dollars in fines for running the toll gates. The toll authority issued me a civil fine of several hundred dollars based on photographs of the rear license plate of the vehicle! Had I not been able to prove that the vehicle was in fact sold (I had a bill of sale), I would have been held liable for the fines.

      So yes, in some parts of the country you can receive a citation by simply owning a vehicle caught speeding, running red lights, etc.

    43. Re:Good idea that will never work by the_weasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes indeed. Why all that technology we invented for the past 2000 years - its all used to control us by THE MAN.

      I blame those damn pheonicians for inventing a writing system. Once it was possible to keep records man, it was all down hill. I know my kids wont use no fancy technology.

      I say we get rid of all technology! I know your with me, brother. You pick out a cave, and I will go sharpen some pointy sticks.

      Make sure that cave has an outlet, so I can still post on slashdot. That way we can tell everyone how well we are avoiding technology, and THE MAN.
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    44. Re:Good idea that will never work by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      So create some plausible deniability. Let your friends and neighbors drive your car around a bit. This does get hairy though, as they say the person who owns the car is ultimately responsible for how it is used. Were you driving it? Don't recall. Could have been my {Wife|Son|Daughter|Husband|GoodFriend}. What I don't get is why those red-light systems aren't being shot down with a gun. There are none in my community yet, but if there were I would out there protesting it. (Yes, my community has active protestors, not saying much ever gets done, but they can raise a stink.)

    45. Re:Good idea that will never work by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2, Funny
      People like you make the world suck, please die.

      Thanks.

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    46. Re:Good idea that will never work by isaac338 · · Score: 1

      Your boss could find out if you go drinking on the weekend, and so on.

      Theoretically if you're going out drinking, shouldn't you _not_ be driving your car, making this a moot point?

    47. Re:Good idea that will never work by jomegat · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Can they really write you a ticket if they know that your vehicle was speeding, but they don't know who was driving it?

      Apparently they can. Gene Weingarten wrote an amusing piece in the Washington Post last week that describes his failed attempt to get out of just such a predicament using the defense you have suggested. It didn't work.

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    48. Re:Good idea that will never work by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU!

      Some people on /. are so f*ing paranoid about "Big Brother" it's nauseating. Guess what guys, 1982 came and went. I expect to hear this kind of technology paranoia from the technically ignorant, but from Geeks it's ridiculous. Did you know that when the idea of putting a radio in a car was first proposed people where up in arms about the danger that this posed?

      Technology paranoia so tired, get over it.

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    49. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, would you be friends with him?

    50. Re:Good idea that will never work by rjelks · · Score: 1

      I heard a story about a guy who did that. The cops sent him a picture of handcuffs.

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    51. Re:Good idea that will never work by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 2, Funny
      BOSS: "So, Planesdragon, I see that you bought twenty-four kegs of beer last weekend..."

      PD: "Yep. I had a kegger at my house. It's my personal life, and, as you can see, I'm here bright-eyed and bushy-tailed monday morning. So what's it to you?"

      BOSS: "Because it's Tuesday, not Monday. Where were you yesterday?"

      PD: "D'OH!!"

    52. Re:Good idea that will never work by wwwrun · · Score: 2, Informative
      Imagine discovering that you've gotten a speeding ticket and your insurance rates went up before you even finished driving home.

      You've never driven the UK, I take it?

      (In case it isn't obvious, this is precisely what can happen here with our world-beating network of speed cameras, give or take a few days' processing delay.)

    53. Re:Good idea that will never work by NinjaPablo · · Score: 1

      I am not aware of any playgrounds with speed limits. In this case, you wouldn't need to worry about insurance since you'd be in prison for vehicular manslaughter. Unless the soccer moms killed you before the cops got there (they can be nasty...)

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    54. Re:Good idea that will never work by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      If someone else hits my car, their insurance is responsible for damages. If I give my car to someone else and they break the law using my car, my insurance pays the damages, therefore the two situations are not the same.

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    55. Re:Good idea that will never work by British · · Score: 1

      Some guy did that and the police sent back a picture of some handcuffs.

    56. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't quite know how to put this.....I'll take a stab though. You're a fucking idiot.

    57. Re:Good idea that will never work by thelasttemptation · · Score: 1

      And when they send back a picture of handcuffs? :)

    58. Re:Good idea that will never work by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      No I haven't, but I tend to read a fair chunk of British media online. Your horror stories did help inspire my comment if that makes a difference. It's just human nature. If something can be abused, it will be abused. From what I understand even with ungodly numbers or traffic cameras all about, fatalities and accidents haven't been reduced one iota, is that right?

    59. Re:Good idea that will never work by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Somewhere, some time, it'd happen.

      Yes, it would. And it would happen a lot.

      And either the insurance companies would change their measures, or we would change our lives when we have to deal with the consequences.

      (And I might just tell the missionaries that I'm jewish, or just hand them a drink and tell them that we're all a lot more receptive to salvation when drunk.)

      My point?

      We should all live our lives such that, if we were to have all our secrets exposed, we wouldn't have to stop doing ANYTHING that we do.

    60. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine discovering that you've gotten a speeding ticket and your insurance rates went up before you even finished driving home.

      No I imagine a scenario like this. You accidentally run a stop sign and your insurance goes up before you get home then the insurance company makes you pay them to change it back.

    61. Re:Good idea that will never work by ghostlibrary · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Maryland and DC, they issue the ticket to the driver of the car (according to registration), but said driver can fill out a section saying "I was not the driver, person X [license number here] was".

      They then issue the ticket to person X.

      What happens if person X complains, I don't know, but given that you need their driver's license number to do this, it's probably hard to fake.

      Plus the language says you're basically making an affadavit of truth and so you'd be screwed for lying if the other person contests this.

      So basically, they ticket the car and assume the owner was driving, and let the owner inform them otherwise by ratting on their friend or spouse. Scummy system.

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    62. Re:Good idea that will never work by djupedal · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that your insurence company has no right to know that you habitually break safe traffic laws, thus putting yourself and others at risk?

      Let's take this to the conclusion it seems to be begging for. If I drive safe, then the ins. company doesn't bill me that month. If I don't, then they check the rate chart and bill me accordingly.

      If they can use collected data to know their exact risk (and they will know, and they will bill you more, you can bet on it), then I can expect them to not be allowed to bill me when that risk is documentated as being at 0. Fair is fair.

    63. Re:Good idea that will never work by geoffspear · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Exactly what section of the Constitution prohibits states and municipalities from making traffic laws and enforcing them with fines?

      Your "conflict of interest" argument is interesting, but since all government money is levied by laws passed by the government, only an anarchist would agree with it.

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    64. Re:Good idea that will never work by WyerByter · · Score: 1

      Already the feds have been taken to court by an OnStar like company to remove the wire from a car. That wire consisted of opening the cellular link to the car and turning on the microphone. The feds heard every word said in the car, and they didn't have to get within a hunderd miles of it at any time

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    65. Re:Good idea that will never work by Genevish · · Score: 1

      How long until someone is arrested for terrorism because their SUV was parked at a fertilizer store, a diesel station, and an airport in the same day?

      Please. The government has had the ability to tap phone calls for years, and abuse of this ability is hardly rampant. Are there abuses? Sure. Will there be abuses to a vehicle monitoring system? Probably. But that doesn't mean we should abandon all technological advances and hide in a 10x10 shack in the woods...

    66. Re:Good idea that will never work by davek99999 · · Score: 0

      ...1984?

    67. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Even if they make a mistake, my insurance still goes up, because it's my car. My car is insured, not me."

      "If someone else hits my car, their insurance is responsible for damages. If I give my car to someone else and they break the law using my car, my insurance pays the damages, therefore the two situations are not the same."

      To kill two birds with one stone here:

      1) No, in most places with 'at-fault' insurance (typical for commercial insurance, as opposed to governmental 'no-fault' insurance), it is -you- who are insured, =not= your vehicle.

      2) Fine, pretend it was a vandalism claim that exceeds your deductable. You're being held accountable for the illegal actions of another person. Is -that- acceptable to you? If you didn't want it to happen, after all, you didn't need to park on the street.

    68. Re:Good idea that will never work by tessaiga · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm a strong believer in "no blood, no foul" when it comes to traffic laws. If I'm the only one on the road, and I'm speeding, why should that be illegal? I'm not harming anyone, even if I do wreck I'll be the only one involved.
      Apparently you've never heard of a 2-vehicle collision. (How often are you "the only one on the road"? And how can you be sure another car isn't coming at you from just around the bend?)
      Insurance is a scam anyway, you are legally forced to purchase it, and if you ever use it they'll raise your rates or simply just drop you altogether. If everyone invested the $150 a month they spend on insurance in mutual funds our economy would be a lot better off...
      To use your phrasing, I'm a strong believer in the idea that some form of liability insurance ought to be mandatory. You don't want personal injury coverage, fine; you don't care about collision damage to your own car, no problem. But if you hit someone else, something should be in place to make sure that you're able to compensate them for it. The risks you take with your own life and property are your own business, sure, but when those risks involve other members of society, then there's plenty of reason to regulate you to make sure that you can compensate them for the consequences of your actions.
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    69. Re:Good idea that will never work by Kyaphas · · Score: 1

      Depending on your location, of course. :-)

      Here in Nothern VA (& DC I believe), the camera only snaps a shot from the rear of your car. It gets your license, then mails off the ticket. Of course, no points are awarded, strictly fines. The units are painfully obvious, too. They have their own post, and there are two of them. One's the detetction unit, the other is the camera. I've seen a couple that have been mowed down by "careless" drivers too. :-)

      DC even has mobile speed cameras they shift around to various "trouble spots". Looks like the gatso's finally made it across the pond, eh?

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    70. Re:Good idea that will never work by DanoTime · · Score: 5, Informative

      Supoena!?!? Heck, why bother with all that paperwork?

      A Judge told the FEDS to stop listening in to OnStar

    71. Re:Good idea that will never work by tessaiga · · Score: 3, Informative
      I read the grandparent and thought the same thing, but you beat me to the punch. It's interesting to look at the E-Z Pass system on the East Coast as a comparison, since similar concerns were raised when it was first implemented. Although initially records were supposed to be for billing only, over time they've been subpoenaed to be used in criminal cases, divorce proceedings, etc.. If the information is there, there'll be a temptation to use it.

      Having said that, I don't see why they couldn't implement these systems in public and city-owned vehicles only, like buses and public works vehicles. There's no reason you need every car in the city to have one, just enough so that you can monitor traffic flow.

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    72. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PD: "Yep. I had a kegger at my house. It's my personal life, and, as you can see, I'm here bright-eyed and bushy-tailed monday morning. So what's it to you?"

      BOSS:" You are fired, I dont approve of our employees drinking...this is a drug free work place. I also see that you weren't bright-eyed and bushy tailed at church Sunday morning, you goddless freak - burn in hell."

      Now you have to spend the time arguing with you boss that he shouldn't fire you and maybe taking him to court or whatever...it would be easier for everyone if he was just clueless.
      This is an unlikley scenario in any event and the problem is more with the way people are so judgmental and not as much with what information they have acess to.

    73. Re:Good idea that will never work by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Here's another example: We have several toll roads where I live. I sold my car a few years back; in Texas, the tags go with the car. So of course,the lowlife I sold my vehicle to decide to rack up several hundred dollars in fines for running the toll gates. The toll authority issued me a civil fine of several hundred dollars based on photographs of the rear license plate of the vehicle! Had I not been able to prove that the vehicle was in fact sold (I had a bill of sale), I would have been held liable for the fines.

      The trick here is that they're changing the burden of proof standard by going for a civil fine... the photo just is proof that it's more-likely-than-not that you were driving your car through the tolls without paying, but not proof beyond a reasonable doubt. They can't get criminal charge to stick, but they can get a civil liabity out of that unless you present an affirmative defense that shows it wasn't you.

      However, when you refuse to pay a civil fine issued to you, that's one that they can easily prove beyond a reasonable doubt, and a challenge at that point is impossible.

      So, really, what this ammounts to is a system under which it's cheaper to just send in the civil fine money than to protest it, which ends up resulting in some people deciding to pay up rather than protest, and artificially lowering the number of challenges.

    74. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speed limits often give an idea of what safe driving speed on a given road is to drivers that are unfamiliar with it. Without speed limits, drivers would just have to guess what a proper speed is, without any guide.

    75. Re:Good idea that will never work by akac · · Score: 1

      I think Microsoft has enough of a monopoly. Lets not give them another one ;)

    76. Re:Good idea that will never work by caseih · · Score: 1

      OnStar cannot currently track you in real time. The GPS measurements not done continuously. In fact an OnStar operator has to send a command to the car's GPS receive to calculate a fix. This can take up to 3 minutes at times. Plus the fix is not that accurate. Certainly the current OnStar system cannot track your speed in real time. Perhaps in the future it will, though.

      For many people, OnStar is a great feature, and in fact can sometimes save lives. Personally I would never pay for it, though. I prefer to navigate by myself by dead reckoning. No maps and I certainly won't stop to ask anyone for directions!

    77. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im with that, its wide open to abuse. I simply would not buy a car containing this technology. If I had one for any reason I would immediately disable it. Too much invasion of privacy imo. my 2c.

    78. Re:Good idea that will never work by Sporkinum · · Score: 3, Informative

      2) Fine, pretend it was a vandalism claim that exceeds your deductable. You're being held accountable for the illegal actions of another person. Is -that- acceptable to you? If you didn't want it to happen, after all, you didn't need to park on the street.

      Gee.. That just happened to me. Parked on the street outside the public library for ten minutes. Come back out to my car, and the hood was crunched where some idiot in a pickup/SUV backed into me. The damage was over my headlights and grille and on the hood. No witnesses and I have a $1000 deductable on collision and comprehensive. I'll end up paying for the whole thing out of pocket.

      That being said. I'd rather have that happen to me than have big brother watching allways.

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    79. Re:Good idea that will never work by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 1

      sheesh ... Nothing ruins a rant like a glarringlely obviuos misstakes

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    80. Re:Good idea that will never work by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Actually, since the vehicle is registered to YOU. YOU are responsible for it's actions.

      If it's used in an illegal manner, they will come to you and you need to prove it wasn't you operating it at the time of the infraction. Driving is a 'priviledge' not a 'right' remember.

      If an officer pulls someone over, then they have the 'operator' of the vehicle and then you won't be bothered. But if it's the new cameras, they use the plate number and then it's up to you to prove it wasn't you.

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    81. Re:Good idea that will never work by eztcld · · Score: 1
      And the cameras and radar guns on the stoplights in your community? These aren't intrusive enough already without monitoring devices in your owned vehicle? Perhaps they should just license the vehicle design to us and allow us physical use as long as we are responsible little drivers?
      Is it just me or has the world gone completely parental, overweening and impossibly retentive of information that is 'nobody's business' in the last four/eight or so years?
    82. Re:Good idea that will never work by Cousin+Scuzzy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it were up to me there would be no speed limits anywhere but the penalties for crimes such as vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence would be much for draconian.

      By your logic, DUI should be legal unless you cause an accident. Speeding is dangerous, just like driving while intoxicated. The laws against speeding and DUI are designed to help prevent accidents, not just to punish those who are unlucky and/or unskilled enough to have a wreck.

    83. Re:Good idea that will never work by Monkelectric · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Exactly what section of the Constitution prohibits states and municipalities from making traffic laws and enforcing them with fines?

      ok, thats a fair question -- the mechanics of tickets is what I believe is unconstitutional. This is how it works legally: when an officer gives you a ticket and you sign it, you agree to plead guilty and pay the ammount of the ticket (I believe legally you are agreeing to pay your own bail, but Im not sure) OR appear in court in lieu of being arrested. Infact, if you do not sign the ticket which is your right, they will take you to jail until your court date (although you'd be stupid to do it). It is my belief that this system is legal smoke and mirrors and violates your due process rights.

      As for the second argument of conflict of interest, that one is rock solid, I admit the constitutional thing is just my opinion. Of course government has the right to levy taxes, but not at will. Essentially what is happening is, a policeman pulls you over, and assigns you *extra* taxes, taxes which in most cases funds his employment -- a conflict of interest. If we are going to have tickets the money should be donated to charity or used to fund government activities that have no impact on law enforcement to remove the conflict of interest.

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    84. Re:Good idea that will never work by jordandeamattson · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't see the problem.

      You entered into a contract with the insurance company. If you have or haven't been speeding is relevant information to your insurance company, for it determines if you are a good risk or not.

      Personally, I am for giving the insurance companies the information required to make informed decisions about our relative risks.

      By the way, there is a difference between privacy and being annonymous. Being annonymous is a recent development of the industrial age. Prior to that time, the folks around you knew what you were doing. I am not sure that things have improved with the ability to be annonymous.

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    85. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm.. Have you seen what's been happening in the US in the last 2 years ? Nothing wrong with that I suppose ? Want more ? How about putting an anal probe everyday to report to your doctor whether you're constipated or not ? You sure would love that, wouldn't you ?

    86. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      My condolances; that really bites. I've had the same thing happen to my car, except they crushed my fender, as well as taking out my driver-side headlight, and tire. Estimate was $1200. Fortunately, I drive a POS, and don't mind getting my hands dirty. I did the work myself, and was only out about $200 and some scraped skin. Used parts are a good thing.

      I agree with you though; it's better to have crap like that happen occasionally, than have every move you make monitored. I don't like the idea of living under an all-watchful eye. I don't trust anyone (including, and especially, myself) with that kind of power.

    87. Re:Good idea that will never work by sdo1 · · Score: 1
      ...and yet it's not abused in the way you suggest it would be.

      You mean "...and it's not abused yet in the way you suggest it would be."

      Your sentence misplaced the word "yet".

      -S

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    88. Re:Good idea that will never work by TFloore · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Personally I think victimless crimes such as speeding are the heart of the problem.
      I generally agree with your comment on victimless crimes.

      The problem comes in when you decide what a victimless crime means. Speeding is one of those nice grey-area examples of victimless crimes.

      As a general rule, an accident involving vehicles at speed 2*X will be worse than an accident involving vehicles at speed X. This may be worse as property damage, it may be injury level, it may be injury vs death.

      "Society" has determined that there is a correlation between high speeds and injury/death rates from accidents. (Don't know about correlating speed vs accident rate itself... decreased reaction times from higher speed probably do correlate to higher accident rates too.) A certain percentage of the cost of that injury/death is paid by society, in the form of uninsured motorists and public health care.

      Therefore, the "victim" of speeding is your government's budget. That's an indirect way of saying speeding costs the taxpayer money, and someone decided that the speeder herself should pay part of that cost burden, therefore... speeding tickets.

      I don't have to like it, to understand the original reasoning. Of course, this also has nothing to do with "speeding tickets as a primary form of county revenue" that seems very common today.
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    89. Re:Good idea that will never work by Rostin · · Score: 1

      As a fellow payer of insurance whose rates will go up because the company has to pay out when you have an accident because you are speeding, I respectfully disagree.

    90. Re:Good idea that will never work by beni1207 · · Score: 1

      Your boss could find out if you go drinking on the weekend, and so on.

      How ironic...this is precisely the kind of thing Henry Ford did to his workers at the beginning of the century.

    91. Re:Good idea that will never work by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      This is why I see all speed limit signs as suggestions, rather than laws.

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    92. Re:Good idea that will never work by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Whats wrong with your car reporting to your insurance agency that you're speeding?"

      Because it would take the fun out of driving!

      :-)

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    93. Re:Good idea that will never work by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "and abuse of this ability is hardly rampant"

      Echelon. 'Nuff said.

      "But that doesn't mean we should abandon all technological advances and hide in a 10x10 shack in the woods.."

      No, but we should have iron-clad privacy legislation, that expressly forbids anybody from eavesdropping on us or accumulating data on us unless there is a clear case to be made for obtaining a warrant.

      But we'll never get that, because, uh, there's terrorists or something.

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    94. Re:Good idea that will never work by TheCatWhisperer · · Score: 1

      He never said the he trusted all his friends to drive like an expert driver. It has to with being responsible, i.e.: don't lend your car to your idiot brother, but my buddy who's been driving for quite some time & I know drives responsibly, that is just fine. Many insurance packages cover you if your idiot friend wreaks your car, so I don't see why they shouldn't expect you to be responsible for choosing whom you let drive your vehicle, they have to pay out if the car crashes. Meanwhile, i don't think it said ANYTHING about sharing information with insurance companies. That would take some wonderful hoop jumping. They MIGHT get away with sending you a ticket if you were 10+ kms/miles over the limit, maybe, sharing any info with companies though would be seen as invasion of privacy. And no, it is different, fining you (or your idiot friend) for speeding, can help make the highways safer, raising your insurance on top is just over kill.

    95. Re:Good idea that will never work by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      So since the gov't is doing it, it would be impossible to make a charge like extortion stick to the RIAA?

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    96. Re:Good idea that will never work by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      Except that, the GP poster failed to mention that the ENTIRE burden of fighting the civil charge consists of... signing the back of the mailed citation stating that it was not you driving the vehicle, and naming hte person who was driving the vehicle at the time.

      As someone who has seen way more than his share of the results of idiots running red lights, I fully support red light enforcement cameras. As long as the yellow light is timed correctly, (There are very good rules to be followed for this) there is absolutely no excuse for running a red light. And the danger you put yourself and everyone else on the road in is unacceptable.

      Speed cameras are a totally different issue of course. There are also very good guidelines for setting speeds. When these are followed a very small percentage of drivers violate that speed, however, in reality speeds are set far, far lower than the guidelines would permit. And so speed cameras are purely for financial gain of the government entity, or to lower vehicle speeds to an unreasonably slow value. If speeds were raised to match the design speed of the roadway, then I might feel better about trying to slow those people who consistently want to drive at speeds higher than what the road was designed to handle.

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    97. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One problem with automated systems like that is the lack of discresion they apply. They have no ability to say that some action was the lesser of two evils, or the best available option. Do you want to be getting speeding tickets for accident avoidance manuvers? Tickets for failure to signal a lane change for swerving to avoid a car/dog/kid in the road?

      That said, I tend to agree. The problem isn't so much people breaking some arbitrary limit (speed limit, BAC, whatever), as it is people driving beyond their own limits.

    98. Re:Good idea that will never work by cayenne8 · · Score: 0, Troll
      If you are able to drive...then, I think by definition, you are not impared. So, nothing illegal.

      I think speeding laws are more for financial income to PD than for safety. Let's divert all the monies collected from speeders, into a pool that is re-distributed to those citizens that didn't get any tickets in a year. When the police quit benefitting directly from the money collected on speeding tickets...lets then see how strictly they bother to enforce them...

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    99. Re:Good idea that will never work by General+Wesc · · Score: 1

      I'd change 'wouldn't have to stop doing' to 'wouldn't be ashamed of'. I control how I feel about they was I act, not how others react to it.

    100. Re:Good idea that will never work by FictionPimp · · Score: 1
      I've heard that in some states (Indiana if I recall) you can post a bond with the state of a few thousand dallors to prevent you from having insurance. This may or not be true, maybe someone here knows?

      Also I know in michigan you can have no fault accidents. I was in one where a car ran a red light hit me and it was called no fualt, they didn't have to pay a dime. This is why I now have full coverage instead of liablity.

    101. Re:Good idea that will never work by Cousin+Scuzzy · · Score: 1

      Speeding laws are made by legislative bodies, not by police departments. That's not to say that PD's don't have some influence over lawmakers, but it's a stretch to say that they can create laws for their own financial benefit. Whether they're abused for that purpose or not is another matter.

      As for the first point, surely you're not going to argue that drinking doesn't impair one's ability to drive. Check your definition of impair. Webster's says: to damage or make worse by or as if by diminishing in some material respect. That doesn't mean you can't drive when drunk, only that your driving gets worse.

    102. Re:Good idea that will never work by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I didn't say the police created the laws...but, that they do abuse them for the purpose of revenue. If you took their 'profit' away from the speeding ticket enforcement...you'd see a whole lot less cops wasting time with radar guns.

      Why come after someone like me, going 10 mph over the limit in a hurry to get to work, to earn money to pay for taxes? Why not concentrate on the car full of gang members...travelling 10 mph looking to shoot someone?

      Because, they can get revenue from me...and they're a lot less likely to have to deal with a serious criminal....

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    103. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Bullshit ... there is no correlation between speed and accidents. Many of the fastest roads in the world are in northern Europe and they are some of the safest roadways. The real issue is driver competence.

      Most drivers are incompetent.

      This is due to inadequate government training and testing.

      Speeding tickets are ineffective.

      Many have died. Way to go leaders!

    104. Re:Good idea that will never work by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      How does know that you are a "safe driver" relieve you of the need to pay for insurence? The cost of insurence is not base on if you are a safe driver, it's based on the statistical possibility you will be involved in a situation where you have some liability. Often times, reguardless if you have any accedents on your record, if you dive large amounts, you will be charged more because the statistical possibility that you will be involved in something goes up.

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    105. Re:Good idea that will never work by Wolfier · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Speeding is dangerous

      You're brainwashed. Safe speed should ALWAYS be defined by road condition and vehecle capability.

      If the sign on the road reads 50, it doesn't automatically means that you're safe at 49 but dangerous at 51.

    106. Re:Good idea that will never work by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      Driving is a 'priviledge' not a 'right' remember.

      Says who? You don't really believe that, do you? How can any sentient being really believe that, in 21st century America, where people usually live miles away from work, miles away from food, miles away from hospitals, miles away from whatever, that driving is a 'privilige'?

      The only explaination is you must work for the government. That, or you are unthinking.

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    107. Re:Good idea that will never work by djupedal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      it's based on the statistical possibility

      Bingo....so why collect specific data to base the rates on? Why not just use the average, where all drivers pay for the bad?

      Insurance is a racket...a gamble by the companies. If it's going to be based on data mined by the microsecond, then there is no gamble. And no need to bill me if I don't have a need to collect.

    108. Re:Good idea that will never work by Rallion · · Score: 1

      If you are able to drive...then, I think by definition, you are not impared. So, nothing illegal.

      Oh. My. God. Are you completely insane?

      As it is, "because it's illegal" is stopping plenty of people from driving drunk. If you ask me, probably more people that aren't doing it for safety reasons. Note that your way is no different than having them consider the safety reasons, since thier problem only comes about if they have an accident.

      Every drunk driver is a opportunity for death and destruction. KInda of like reckless firearm discharge, really -- you probably won't hit anybody just firing in random directions, but does that make it okay to do? After all, there's no victim.

      Or if somebody tries to kill somebody and fails? Hey, they guy's not skilled enough to kill somebody anyway, obviously, so no problem.

      The important thing about a crime is whether it creates potential victims, and puts others in harms way. It matters little if you actually have an accident if you're recklessly increasing the chance of an accident.

      God, I don't know anybody that's been injured in a drunk-driving incident, I exceed the speed limit (and possible the realistic safe speed) all the time. But you're just insane.

    109. Re:Good idea that will never work by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Wow....I'm amazed at the number of people who really freak when you mention that you don't have a problem with having a few drinks...and driving home. I"m guessing it has to be different parts of the country (at least the posters from the US). I live in NOLA...and have lived mostly in the southeast part of the US. I've run with all types of people...from Dr.'s and Lawyers...to laborers. And it is just the accepted norm from everyone I know that you drive home after you've been at a bar. It is actually the rare exception to the rule that you...take a cab home and leave your car. But, I was raised to where drinking was just part of life....and you have to get home after drinking a few. With me....after I've had a few...is about the only time I ever bother looking at the speedometer. I hear many of the same responses from some of my friends in the NE parts of the US...apparently they really are hard asses up there with check points, etc. Heck, they just recently tried passing an open container law here....and I think it is only a small fine. But, then again, you're talking about a city that has 'to go cups' in every bar so you can take your drink to go with you....with drive through daquiri shops...etc.

      Just more liberal with the drinking laws here...

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    110. Re:Good idea that will never work by thehink · · Score: 1

      In California, they are required to have a photograph of the license plate AND the driver of the vehicle in a situation like running a red light. However, this is because running a red light is a moving violation that counts as a point on your license. If there is some violation that doesn't result in a point on the driver's record, then it would not require the photo of the driver.

    111. Re:Good idea that will never work by 2short · · Score: 1


      Well, I beleive that anything that doesn't hurt anyone else (like speeding but not getting in an accident) cannot possibly be immoral. But that doesn't mean it shouldn't be illegal.

      To take the argument to a ridiculous extreme: Building a nuclear bomb in your basement, but not setting it off, doesn't hurt anyone. Yet I still don't think we should let people build them and just have draconian punsihments for setting them off.

      Besides, isn't driving under the influence "victimless" if you get lucky and make it home safely?

    112. Re:Good idea that will never work by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Here's another example: We have several toll roads where I live. I sold my car a few years back; in Texas, the tags go with the car. So of course,the lowlife I sold my vehicle to decide to rack up several hundred dollars in fines for running the toll gates. The toll authority issued me a civil fine of several hundred dollars based on photographs of the rear license plate of the vehicle! Had I not been able to prove that the vehicle was in fact sold (I had a bill of sale), I would have been held liable for the fines.

      I don't know if this is one that we should be bothered by.

      "Officer! I didn't run those toll gates! It wasn't me driving the car!"

      Was the car stolen? You reported that, right?
      Did you sell it? You have a bill of sale, right? You reported that sale as appropriate on your taxes, right?
      The guy you lent the car to ran the toll gates? Gee, maybe you should think about whom you lend your car to, shouldn't you?

      With respect to the lowlife who skipped the tolls, the problem isn't the license plate cameras. It's the identity theft perpetrated by the guy who bought your car and failed to register the tags in his name.

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      ~Idarubicin
    113. Re:Good idea that will never work by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1
      Speeding is hardly a victimless crime, with one exception: if there are no other vehicles (motorized or other) or pedestrians on or near the road. But, it is hard to be aware of cyclists and pedestrians in particular from a moving car. The faster you go, the harder it is. I would love to see this kind of system at work in residential areas in particular. I am only 35, but feel like a cantakerous old coot for saying this, but it is way too dangerous for cars to be cruising around residential neighborhoods at more than 25 mph. Even at 25 any momentary distraction (a sunbathing beauty perhpas) can lead to disaster for the small kid chasing a ball.

      Interstate traffic is a different story, and this system could be put to great use to fine all of those who drive in the left lane. Pass and get over, or pay a huge fine. Old guy rant over. Flame retardant suit zipped up.

    114. Re:Good idea that will never work by ultranova · · Score: 1
      our boss could find out if you go drinking on the weekend, and so on.

      So walk. It helps both burn off the calories from alcohol and keep you from arranging a closed-cascet funeral for yourself on your way back home :).

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    115. Re:Good idea that will never work by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Yeah okay, I freaked out. I dunno. Caffeine. Makes me edgy.

      I don't think it's exactly "hard asses up there with check points," I've actually only seen one check point, ever, in my entire life. And they just waved me through, at that.

      But really, the general attitude of the public is much harsher. As a recent high-school grad, I could tell you all about the anti-drunk driving stuff they throw at you, and really it's not all fake. They don't lie, I never heard a single statistic from any of those people. They just tell stories. That's right -- I'm not sure what it's like down there, but up here your average primary school student hears detailed accounts from friends and family of at least two or three people killed in drunk driving accidents. Plus, I know of four seperate drunk-driving accidents that killed recent grads of my high school just last year. Maybe around here people drink more at a time -- I could very easily believe that, and it would explain the differences in attitudes really well. Though it could just be worse roads or drivers, I think the first is far more likely. I mean, I know people who just don't bring their cars to bars in the first place, because they always get too smashed to even count the cab driver's money...

      So all that having been said, I stand by my original point. But I don't really freak out about it quite that much. After all, in a drunk driving accident, the sober driver is more likely to be injured that the impaired one -- you endanger others more than yourself.

    116. Re:Good idea that will never work by Cousin+Scuzzy · · Score: 1

      Speeding is not a victimless crime. It results in more accidents, higher death rates and more severe injuries. Just because a single incidence of speeding may not cause an accident, that doesn't make it a victimless behavior.

      If I fire a gun into the air in an urban area I will likely be arrested, and for good reason. It doesn't matter that nobody got hurt that time. That behavior is dangerous to others, and therefore we have laws against it.

      Do you think someone who was recently made a quadriplegic by a speeding driver would say that speeding's cost is borne solely by his "government's budget"? I doubt it.

    117. Re:Good idea that will never work by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1
      A point in your ticket mechanics that I disagree with: In DC, VA, and NM (my only experience with speeding tickets) you sign the ticket to agree that you received it. It has nothing to do with guilt, is is acknowledging a summons to court. That way, if you do not mail in payment or appear in court, you get a bench warrent issued against you and this can lead to some trouble. I have gone to traffic court in all three of the above places and find that my due process rights were upheld nicely. In fact, I got out of every one, even though I was guilty of speeding in every incident.

      Rather than think about catching people who speed, how about looking at it from a different angle. On the highway there are lots of driver behaviours that cause traffic to slow: rubbernecking (idiots), driving in the left lane, weaving (which of course would decrease when people stop doing the first two), and I'm sure countless other examples.

      This system, and it's evolution will lead to better driver education, assisted decision making, and better traffic flow with less stress. As a previous poster said, driving is a privledge and not a right.

    118. Re:Good idea that will never work by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      Actually we don't disagree, I believe if you read carefully you will see I said that by signing you agree to do one of the following things:

      Plead guilty and pay the fine
      OR appear in court.

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      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    119. Re:Good idea that will never work by blackbear · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of OnStar? It's got GPS, and can therefore report whether you're speeding, and yet it's not abused in the way you suggest it would be. People actually even pay extra to have it in their car.

      The difference is that OnStar is a service (A very nice one, I might add) that depends on customers for its existence. If it's abused customers will will stop paying for it. I know I will.

      I rely on GMs self interest, and not on laws or contracts to limit abuse. When they decide it's time to burn their customers I'll shop some where else. If they try to do it in secret, it will eventually get out.

    120. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      So what you're telling me is that should change your life so that abuse of the system becomes pointless? Nice thought, in theory, but it's fundamentally flawed. What happens when the consequences aren't justified? Even if everybody leaves your party sober, they've still been hassled by the police. They haven't done anything to merit it, however.

      My point:
      Indulge me for a moment, let's play what if:
      What if you own a gun? - You get targeted by anti-gun groups.
      What if you don't own a gun? - You get targeted (pun not intended) by the NRA.

      What if you're pro-abortion? - You get targeted by pro-life groups.
      What if you're anti-abortion? - You get targeted by pro-choice groups.

      What if you're a Democrat? - Republicans harass you.
      What if you're a Republican? - Democrats harass you.
      What if you're Green/Libertarian/Etc - Everybody else harasses you.

      As long as there are people who feel the need to convince you of -anything-, privacy becomes an important commodity. Doubly so if they're not trying to convince you, but to judge you. My ability as an Engineer has nothing to do with my dietary choices; but what happens if my boss takes exception to vegetarianism? I'll live my life the way I choose; but I'll be damned if it's going to be an open book for all to read.

      Besides, can you honestly say that you have no secrets? I can't, nor would I ever want to.

    121. Re:Good idea that will never work by Cousin+Scuzzy · · Score: 1

      Safe speed should ALWAYS be defined by road condition and vehecle capability.

      Here is a short list of some other things that are out of your control that can affect safe speed:
      * Other drivers
      * Bicyclists
      * Pedestrians
      * Wildlife
      * Mechanical failures
      * Human error

      If the sign on the road reads 50, it doesn't automatically means that you're safe at 49 but dangerous at 51.

      That's why speed limits are just that--limits. They're (supposed to be) engineers' best estimates of the fastest safe speed under good conditions.

    122. Re:Good idea that will never work by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      So what you're telling me is that should change your life so that abuse of the system becomes pointless?

      Not how I'd phrase it, but yes. Most major religions have been saying essentially the same thing for thousands of years.

      Nice thought, in theory, but it's fundamentally flawed. What happens when the consequences aren't justified? Even if everybody leaves your party sober, they've still been hassled by the police. They haven't done anything to merit it, however.

      You're taking the instance as a seperate case. If EVERYONE who had a party had everyone know the outcome, there would be a bit of frevor, and then it would die down after a few months.

      What if you own a gun? - You get targeted by anti-gun groups.

      Most anti-gun groups work for legislation, and only personally address what they see as radical gun proponents.

      What if you don't own a gun? - You get targeted (pun not intended) by the NRA.

      Nope. The NRA is fairly honest when it comes to "live and let live" with non-gun fans. They're just bone-headed stubborn about their one issue.

      What if you're pro-abortion? - You get targeted by pro-life groups.
      What if you're anti-abortion? - You get targeted by pro-choice groups.


      Where do EITHER get the resources to harass all the folk that don't agree with them? At worst, you'd get a flyer in the mail--and after a bit of backlash, they'd tone it down to a reasonable level.

      What if you're a Democrat? - Republicans harass you.
      What if you're a Republican? - Democrats harass you.
      What if you're Green/Libertarian/Etc - Everybody else harasses you.


      Again, I doubt it. At worst, the parties would actually notice when we change, and would actually look at what we care about and what gets us out to vote.

      As long as there are people who feel the need to convince you of -anything-, privacy becomes an important commodity. Doubly so if they're not trying to convince you, but to judge you.

      Any benefit that we currently derive from privacy can be had from near-ubiquitous knowledge--save for the illusion that secrecy will protect us from our wrong actions.

      My ability as an Engineer has nothing to do with my dietary choices; but what happens if my boss takes exception to vegetarianism?

      You take him to court for wrongful termination and/or harassment? You know, the same thing that you would do NOW if he takes exemption to you never eating animal flesh in front of him.

      I'll live my life the way I choose; but I'll be damned if it's going to be an open book for all to read.

      Assume for a minute that my points above are true, and that there isn't any harassment due to simple inundation of information.

      Why be so paranoid about 'privacy'?

      Besides, can you honestly say that you have no secrets? I can't, nor would I ever want to.

      No secrets? No. No secrets that I couldn't bear to have everyone know? Yes. [Non-facts used to identify myself, such as my SSN or ATM password, aren't "secrets", they're "methods for identification."]

      (Go on and test me. Ask me anything that isn't identity-theft material, and I'll answer.)

    123. Re:Good idea that will never work by cherokee158 · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are some pretty nasty pile-ups in Europe. That's what happens when your cross foggy terrain with the Autobahn.

      Personally, I've been involved in one way or another in a half-dozen or so accidents in my life. Every single time, someone was violating a traffic law, and in most cases they were speeding.

      1) Took out a lane marker...speeding
      2) Broad-sided by a Caddy...high
      3) Hit by a cop...HE was speeding, and passing in the oncoming lane on his way to a silent bank alarm. (no sirens)
      4) Ran off the road...speeding
      5) Did it again...speeding
      6) Friend of mine did it, too...speeding
      7) Broadsided a Triumph Spitfire, which careened head-on into another car...sneaking through an intersection on "orange", when the Spitfire decided to time the light and speed on through (same friend)
      8) Hit a tree...speeding
      9) Rear-ended by another car...speeding

      Speed may not kill, but it makes it really hard to get affordable insurance :-)

    124. Re:Good idea that will never work by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      As to conflict of interest, the current law enforcement practice of property/money/assets seized in drug busts going to the police department has resulted in law enforcement tending to target those with the most assets to be seized. An example from where I live: There is a crack house being openly run down the street in an abandoned run-down house. I and many of my neighbors have complained repeatedly, with no results. However, there have been several other occupied, decent houses, owned by families in most cases, in this same neighborhood, that have been raided for relatively minor amounts of marijuana (1-2 ounces), usually brought into the house by the kids of the owners, and have been seized for forfeiture, buying the local cops nice new toys, and ruining the lives of said families. However, the crack house has *never* been raided. I have a nephew in a nearby city who is a cop, and he said that's a pretty common practice, with the new seizure laws. He said, "Besides, raiding a crack house might get a cop shot, where it's much safer to raid Joe Sixpack and his families' house, and the payoff is much better..nothing much to sell at the next law enforcement auction at a crack house."

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      Progressivism (aka US 'Liberalism'): Ideas so good they need a police/surveillance-state to enforce.
    125. Re:Good idea that will never work by addaon · · Score: 1

      The guy you lent the car to ran the toll gates? Gee, maybe you should think about whom you lend your car to, shouldn't you?

      How is this at all relevent? So I lend it to a person who then decides to put small children in a blender for lunch... I still haven't commited a crime. I certainly haven't commited a crime of driving through a toll without paying, if I wasn't at the time driving. If there is a law on the books saying you can be fined if yourself, an acquaintance, or an acquaintance of an acquaintance goes through a toll without paying, that's a different issue.

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    126. Re:Good idea that will never work by addaon · · Score: 1

      Maybe missionaries come by, and try to save you from your sinful lifestyle

      Hey, don't insult missionaries. They're good. Especially with cheese and salsa.

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    127. Re:Good idea that will never work by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      How is this at all relevent? So I lend it to a person who then decides to put small children in a blender for lunch...

      My point is only that it's not unreasonable for the police to use the licence plate number from the car to try to identify the owner...

      I certainly haven't commited a crime of driving through a toll without paying, if I wasn't at the time driving. If there is a law on the books saying you can be fined if yourself, an acquaintance, or an acquaintance of an acquaintance goes through a toll without paying, that's a different issue.

      I can't speak to statutes in your jurisdiction. Many places do have those rules on the books--the owner of the car is responsible for the tolls. In Ontario, the 407 toll highway has no tollbooths. A camera scans your license plate on the on-ramp, and then sends a bill automatically to whomever has registered the plates.

      If your car is parked illegally and the city tows it, you still have to pay the fine, even if it was someone else that double parked. (You're welcome to try and recover the money from that third party if you wish, but the city and police won't get involved unless the car had been stolen.)

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      ~Idarubicin
    128. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      Let me ask you a simple question then:

      Is the majority always right?

      You argue like it is. You assume that any two groups, however diametrically opposed, will be able to live with one another. Look at Pakistan and India, or Israel and Palestine, then tell me that's true. If your religion is made public knowledge to everyone in the world, there will always be people who exploit that information, and harass you about it. Privacy saves you the problem of dealing with the hassle. The same applies to a lesser extent on every issue that exists; there are fanatics of -every- variety, none of whom are rational and capable of reason.

      To rebut your points specifically:

      Not how I'd phrase it, but yes. Most major religions have been saying essentially the same thing for thousands of years.
      I have almost no faith in organized, major religions. In that same last thousand years, there have been Crusades, Inquisitions, Witch Trials, Jihads, Genocides, and countless other atrocities. Religion is not meant for the masses; it's a -private- concept.

      Most anti-gun groups work for legislation, and only personally address what they see as radical gun proponents.
      So if they manage to pass legislation by a 51% majority, should every gun owner in the country be forced to give up their weapons? Keep in mind that some people have spend significant amounts of money collecting these items.

      Where do EITHER get the resources to harass all the folk that don't agree with them? At worst, you'd get a flyer in the mail--and after a bit of backlash, they'd tone it down to a reasonable level.
      Ask the lobby groups. Pro-life groups tend to be religious in nature, and there's no shortage of money there. Pro-choice groups are more reactionary in nature, I would say, but seem to have no trouble making themselves heard.

      Again, I doubt it. At worst, the parties would actually notice when we change, and would actually look at what we care about and what gets us out to vote.
      That would be at best. Rarely can you get a Democrat and a Republican to agree on anything. Of the two topics you never discuss in the company of strangers, politics is one. Religion is the other, and mentioning either is a sure way to get you an enemy for life.

      You take him to court for wrongful termination and/or harassment? You know, the same thing that you would do NOW if he takes exemption to you never eating animal flesh in front of him.
      Or her, thank you. The point remains, it may only be a prospective employer, at which point you have -no- legal recourse. To make a point, there is no constitutional prohibition on discrimination based on dietary practices. I'm free to discriminate against vegetarians or vegans as I see fit. That doesn't make it right. That's the reason the American constitution was necessary in the first place. The founding fathers recognised that people will discriminate based on any number of inconsequential items, and specifically made a number of those illegal.

      Assume for a minute that my points above are true, and that there isn't any harassment due to simple inundation of information.
      Why be so paranoid about 'privacy'?

      That's the problem, I can't assume your points are true; it's against my fundamental nature. Why am I so paranoid about privacy? Because I'm pagan. I know what can happen when what should be private knowledge gets into the public. People are irrational on the whole, and I do not trust them to act in a fair and unbiased manner. Privacy is the only thing that secures me reasonable treatment as a human being. To be honest, if you actually are Jewish, I'm amazed beyond belief that you feel the same way. Do you condone the yellow star of nazi fame? Do you accept that every Jewish person in Germany was required to give up the privacy of their religion, for the sole reason of persecution?

      No secrets? No. No secrets that I couldn't bear to have everyone know? Yes. [Non-facts used to identify myself, such

    129. Re:Good idea that will never work by Wolfier · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of the factors that you have listed are under "Road Condition" except Mechanical Failures and Human Error.

      Then again, speed has no established correlation with Mechnanical Failures or Human Error.

      I concur, that speed limits are best estimates from engineers. As roads improve, however, they go out of date and nobody bothers to renew them because the revenue-generation nature of low speed limits.

    130. Re:Good idea that will never work by parvati · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that, regardless of the real speed limit, the majority of people will drive a certain speed that is generally safe enough for the road and conditions. Generally, these speeds are 10-20 miles above what the speed limit is (again, depending on conditions). It's important to remember that speed limits are set to be safe for 85% of people (i.e. 84% will be comfortable and safe driving above the speed limit), and then cities/states usually subtract another 5 mph from the "safe" speed so that they can make money from speeding tickets, because the posted speed is now ridiculously slow for 84% of the population. The solution is to post speed suggestions, rather than speed limits, and to let people travel at whatever speed conditions allow for. Of course, there are always going to be idiots who drive dangerously. To catch these people, police should determine the average speed people (in general) choose to travel under different conditions, and then only ticket those going, say, 2 or 3 standard deviations above normal.

      If only I were dictator ...

    131. Re:Good idea that will never work by badzilla · · Score: 1

      Being in a hurry for work is a good enough reason to increase the risk to my life as I walk along your road? Just try leaving your car behind for a while, you will soon discover the downside of speedsters (trust me.)

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    132. Re:Good idea that will never work by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Why does it even have to be centralized? The only reason I can think of is for collection and control of the information. If the aim is to improve traffic flow, a P2P based system would work fine. We don't need to stinking big-brother to make this kind of system work:

      If a car "knows" it's doing 0 mph on a freeway, and can "talk" to other cars also doing 0 mph in the same location, it can be figured that there's a problem. The message can get wirelessly relayed until it meets cars that are moving and notify the driver that there's a problem up the road.

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    133. Re:Good idea that will never work by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      You assume that any two groups, however diametrically opposed, will be able to live with one another.

      No, I don't. I assume that any two groups will either fight or not fight, regardless of how much "privacy" either group has.

      The ONLY three things that privacy does is let you be a criminal, let you be a coward about your beliefs, and let you positively identify yourself as you.

      TIA can solve the third one, and IMO we're better off without the first two. (Imagine how feuds would go if there was NO question as to who started it, who did what, etc. etc.)

      A few choice rebuttals:

      Religion is not meant for the masses; it's a -private- concept.

      "Religion" exressly IS meant for the masses. It's a vehicle whereby the enlightened allow more of the unenlightened to learn, and to guide them to moral behavior.

      It's easy to bash religion because of the atrocities, but you can't tell me that you'd really rather be living in the tribal, barren hut that we'd be in if we didn't have religion. The first exploratory journies and the first nations were founded BECAUSE of religion.

      So if they manage to pass legislation by a 51% majority, should every gun owner in the country be forced to give up their weapons? Keep in mind that some people have spend significant amounts of money collecting these items.

      1: Getting rid of the Second Amendment requires the President's signature, a two-thirds majority of each house of congress, AND a two-thirds majority in two-thirds of the states. If enough people want to get rid of guns to pass an amendment, then we can get rid of guns.

      2: People spend significant ammounts of money on all sorts of things that later become worthless. We're a capitalist country, and that means that "but I spent so much money!" is the worst of excuses for ANYTHING.

      Of the two topics you never discuss in the company of strangers, politics is one. Religion is the other, and mentioning either is a sure way to get you an enemy for life.

      No, that's in polite company. Politics and religion are dicussed in front of strangers all the time, and as long as the speakers are upfront about what they're doing, and they back off when asked to, rarely are "enemies for life" made.

      The founding fathers recognised that people will discriminate based on any number of inconsequential items, and specifically made a number of those illegal.

      No. The founding fathers believed that government, if left unchecked, would become a tyranny. And so, they put specific limitations ON THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. It was only much later that the restrictions were extended to the states, to businesses, and to actual "discrimination."

      That's the problem, I can't assume your points are true; it's against my fundamental nature.

      Then you're an idiot. One of the fundamental aspects of intelligence is the ability to reasonably discuss something that you totally disagree with. I wasn't asking you to concede my point; I was asking you to engage in hypothetical discussion.

      Why am I so paranoid about privacy? Because I'm pagan. I know what can happen when what should be private knowledge gets into the public.

      Let me put in a qualfier here: I know a lot of pagans, study of the pagan traditions is a minor hobby of mine, and a lot of my friends are pagan. Just so that's all out of the way, and you know where I'm coming from.

      Now, odds are that you became "pagan" out of personal choice, not because your parents raised you as a "good little pagan." You found a tradition, or picked up a book, or met someone, and you decided to put aside whatever boring mainstream faith you had (likely Christianity, just based on raw numbers) and embrace a "new age" religion. (And if you weren't the one who converted, your parents likely did.)

      So why am I getting into this? Because, quite simply, you're arguing a victim's argument. "I'm a religious minority, so I

    134. Re:Good idea that will never work by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Speeding is not a victimless crime. It results in more accidents, higher death rates and more severe injuries.

      Speeding in itself does not lead to accidents, reckless driving leads to accidents. Reckless driving can involve speeding, but not all speeding is reckless driving.

    135. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      Pardon the minor reformatting of my quotations, these are becoming longer and longer.

      No, I don't. I assume that any two groups will either fight or not fight, regardless of how much "privacy" either group has. If the membership of Group B was totally private, group A would have no-one to fight with.

      (Imagine how feuds would go if there was NO question as to who started it, who did what, etc. etc.)
      An interesting proposition, playing it out; if person 'a' starts a feud, by attacking person 'b', then everyone who agrees with 'b' (friends, relatives, police, or otherwise) retaliates against 'a' directly. In a world where people were rational, everyone involved in the situation feels that 'a' got what he or she deserved, and the matter is ended. Now the point you keep ignoring: People Are Not Rational. To quote a TV show I no longer remember the name of, "A person is rational, people are stupid and violent." Inevitably, there will be people who thought that 'a' was justified. They then attack 'b' and his or her supporters. The whole process repeats itself, becaue for each supporter of 'a' has his or her own supporters. You end up in exactly the same situation as you would if'd had no idea who started the feud in the first case, except that you've made 'a' a martyr by punishing him or her directly.

      "Religion" exressly IS meant for the masses. It's a vehicle whereby the enlightened allow more of the unenlightened to learn, and to guide them to moral behavior. It's easy to bash religion because of the atrocities, but you can't tell me that you'd really rather be living in the tribal, barren hut that we'd be in if we didn't have religion. The first exploratory journies and the first nations were founded BECAUSE of religion.
      I disagree; the first nations were founded because groups of people felt it necessary to band together to protect themselves from the elements and their enemies. Religion may be a driving force for nationality, but it isn't a necessary condition for progress, either. Look at the dark ages; scientific knowledge was held back for hundreds of years because new discoveries threatened the views of the church. How many times have you heard derogatory remarks about a minority group? Ethnicity is information available on a totally public level, and it's -still- one of the most common triggers of persecution. Don't get me wrong, I'm not bashing organized religion; I'm pointing out that large groups of people often make irrational actions when they feel threatened. There are also a large number of religios leaders who do very little to promote 'moral' behaviour.

      1: Getting rid of the Second Amendment requires the President's signature, a two-thirds majority of each house of congress, AND a two-thirds majority in two-thirds of the states. If enough people want to get rid of guns to pass an amendment, then we can get rid of guns.
      2: People spend significant ammounts of money on all sorts of things that later become worthless. We're a capitalist country, and that means that "but I spent so much money!" is the worst of excuses for ANYTHING.

      Forgive my ignorance of the American governmental system, I'm Canadian, so my knowledge is second hand. Regardless of the actual proportions though; you're telling me that the majority is always right. If two thirds of people in the United States (The number you say are required to amend the constitution)wanted to discriminate against black people, the all black people should either suffer the consequences or be forced to leave. Slavery was once legal, it could happen again.

      Then you're an idiot. One of the fundamental aspects of intelligence is the ability to reasonably discuss something that you totally disagree with. I wasn't asking you to concede my point; I was asking you to engage in hypothetical discussion.
      Ad hominem. I'm already discussing your point of view (which I totally disagree with) in a reasonable manner. I can't identify with your hypothetical situation, because i

    136. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      Even the most responsible driver can make mistakes. I've been in the vehicle with people who've gone 20 year without a ticket, when they got nailed for doing 20 over, because they missed the sign. Had it been my vehicle, would the insurance company be justified in increasing my rates?

      While the article itself didn't mention sharing the information with the insurance company, the first line of the post to which I was responding did. The point is, if your idiot friend is speeding in your car, you get the ticket. If you put a claim in on your insurance because your idiot friend writes off your car, your rates go up. Insurance companies work on statistics; their position would be that statistically, even a single instance of speeding, increases the chances that you'll be involved in an accident, therefore, it is justifiable to increasing your premium, based on the potential for loss. They wouldn't see it as overkill at all. (And as I mentioned in an earlier post, my parents both worked in insurance, so I have some knowledge of the industry.)

      One more point; getting a photo-radar fine a month and a half (accurate, from personal experience) after the infraction does very little to discourage someone from speeding. Too much interim time to dissasociate the events. Pull me over instead; it'd work a lot better.

    137. Re:Good idea that will never work by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Now the point you keep ignoring: People Are Not Rational. To quote a TV show I no longer remember the name of, "A person is rational, people are stupid and violent."

      That was Men in Black. A great line, IMO.

      I'll carry it a step further. "People are not rational because they are ignorant. When a hundred people see something new, that they've never seen before, one person will react with anger. And when they start shouting at the new thing, nintey other people will figure he must know what he's talking about, and shout along with him because they simply don't know any better."

      Look at the dark ages; scientific knowledge was held back for hundreds of years because new discoveries threatened the views of the church.

      Actually, scientific knowledge was only preserved because of the church, and the "Dark Ages" were called such because of the chaos brought about by the fall of Rome, not some bleak period imposed by the Catholic church. The poster child for religious "oppression", Galileo Galilei, wasn't called a heretic because he said that the earth roated around the sun; he was called a heretic because he was one, and he repeatedly agitated the Pope.

      How many times have you heard derogatory remarks about a minority group?

      About three times. Twice in high school, once shortly after 9/11. The worst derogatory remarks I ever heard have been from pagans about christians.

      RE: the religion thing.

      You're living in a small town, in Canada, with no one else of your religion at all around you outside of your family--that is, no one that you know of.

      I know that paganism is an extreme minority religion, but I don't think that it's as extreme a minority or as hated a minority as it's occasionaly made out to be. I wager that, in the radius of a half-hour drive, there are at least a hundred pagans who would never consider changing their religion, and against as many who are undecided as to what religion that they are. Not to mention the Hindus, native americans, muslims, jews, and bhuddists.

      (I base this on what I've seen living in the very-rural parts of Upstate NY. Sure, they aren't a majority or a very significant minority--but they're there.)

      If every one of them was identified as such, there would be two immediate effects. Firstly, some people who see you as a friendly neighbor wouldn't anymore. Secondly, you'd have a clear line to people who could support you (or who might need your support) if the majority isn't understanding.

      There are people out there, that are willing to sift through that information in order to promote their personal persecutions. There are exactly four people in my town who have pagan beliefs. Even if there was one person in a thousand who cared enough to persecute us, we'd be outnumbered. People are more than willing to do something irrational in order to enforce their own little worldview.

      There might be just one person in a thousand who DID think that you deserved persecution, but there would be a signifcantly larger number who both think that you didn't, and who would act to ensure that you weren't. Especially if they knew about the minority that did.

      Oh, one more thing:

      Trying to demean my faith because I don't make it public knowledge has absolutely no relevance to the discussion.

      I wasn't demaning your religion. I was belittling you for not defending your religion. The rhetorical line is similiar to "A man who dates other men is a homosexual. Fred just asked Bob out on a date; ergo, Fred is a homosexual."

    138. Re:Good idea that will never work by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      That was Men in Black. A great line, IMO. I'll carry it a step further. "People are not rational because they are ignorant. When a hundred people see something new, that they've never seen before, one person will react with anger. And when they start shouting at the new thing, nintey other people will figure he must know what he's talking about, and shout along with him because they simply don't know any better."

      Yup, and that argues my point pretty well. That one person who acts in anger is enough to make 99 more follow them. You say that's only because of ignorance, and I agree. Point is, people like to be ignorant. Even if all the information in the world were available to anyone who wanted it, a very great number of them would take small pieces of that information, build a distorted picture, and flat out refuse to change any part of it. This is pretty common in religion. How many denominations of "Christian" are there? Catholics, Protestants, Baptists, Lutherans, Mormans, Episcopaleans, Evangelists, etc. Such a small matter, and so much anger over it. Ever visited Ireland? Hundreds of years of feud, and they're all Christian.


      Actually, scientific knowledge was only preserved because of the church, and the "Dark Ages" were called such because of the chaos brought about by the fall of Rome, not some bleak period imposed by the Catholic church. The poster child for religious "oppression", Galileo Galilei, wasn't called a heretic because he said that the earth roated around the sun; he was called a heretic because he was one, and he repeatedly agitated the Pope.

      A heretic is only someone who voices disagreement with church doctrine (esp. "the officially accepted dogma of the Roman Catholic Church." according to dictionary.com) Claiming that the earth rotates around the sun was against church doctrine at the time, thus Galileo was branded a heretic. Point is; he was right. Didn't help him much though. Overall, the historical record of oranized religion is less than shining. Granted, they've done some good things, but they've shovelled more than their share of s**t to counter that.


      About three times. Twice in high school, once shortly after 9/11. The worst derogatory remarks I ever heard have been from pagans about christians.

      You live a very sheltered life. It's also fairly apparent that the pagans you're referring to aren't representative of the whole. I live within 15 minutes of a native reservation; and attend a very ethnically diverse university; I've heard comments from every ethnic group, about every other ethnic group.


      RE: the religion thing. You're living in a small town, in Canada, with no one else of your religion at all around you outside of your family--that is, no one that you know of. I know that paganism is an extreme minority religion, but I don't think that it's as extreme a minority or as hated a minority as it's occasionaly made out to be. I wager that, in the radius of a half-hour drive, there are at least a hundred pagans who would never consider changing their religion, and against as many who are undecided as to what religion that they are. Not to mention the Hindus, native americans, muslims, jews, and bhuddists. (I base this on what I've seen living in the very-rural parts of Upstate NY. Sure, they aren't a majority or a very significant minority--but they're there.) If every one of them was identified as such, there would be two immediate effects. Firstly, some people who see you as a friendly neighbor wouldn't anymore. Secondly, you'd have a clear line to people who could support you (or who might need your support) if the majority isn't understanding.

      No, I'm living in a small town in Canada, with three other people of my religion outside of my family. My parents are both agnostic, remember? As for your wager, you would lose. Outside of town, we have acreages and farms; filled with very devout Christians. Remember the 9 churches -in- town? There are 3 more just outside. All told, I'd g

    139. Re:Good idea that will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, bullets that go up MUST come down.

      Speeders that drive fast MUS... er, wait a minute, they always hit people right?

      Farking idiot...

    140. Re:Good idea that will never work by Shardis · · Score: 1

      Bah, mandatory insurance IS a scam.

      Granted, you can never be sure when some assmunch plows into *you*, but in 20 years of driving (4 years of driving 8+ hours a day professionally) I've never had a problem when I "just couldn't help but hit someone". I mean, get a grip... If it was a choice between hitting someone and ditching it, I'd take the ditch/median every time. It's just common sense, and deeply ingrained for anyone that hasn't grown up in cities that only sport highways.

      How often am I the "only one on the road"? You've obviously never lived in a rural area. Since I work nights, the answer is about %90 of the time.

      How can you be sure that "another car isn't coming at you from just around the bend?"

      Ever hear of headlights? They're the bright shiny things at night that light up the road a good distance in front of you?

      I regularly travel @90 mph on the hick backroads I travel when I'm in a hurry at night. Never had a ticket, and prob never will. It's easy to tell when anyone else is around - cause there's light. Imagine that.

      And during the day, I keep my eyes open. Trust me, it helps.

    141. Re:Good idea that will never work by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Claiming that the earth rotates around the sun was against church doctrine at the time, thus Galileo was branded a heretic. Point is; he was right. Didn't help him much though. Overall, the historical record of oranized religion is less than shining. Granted, they've done some good things, but they've shovelled more than their share of s**t to counter that.

      Despite a huge ammount of controversy and what ammounts to atheist propaganda, Galileo's heresey wasn't that the earth wasn't the center of the universe. It was a succession of other minor heresies--IIRC, the pope in question actually endorsed Galilleo's scientific statement before he died.

      Overall, the historical record of oranized religion is less than shining. Granted, they've done some good things, but they've shovelled more than their share of s**t to counter that.

      This is a point where, IMO, neither of us is qualified to cohesively argue. Point to ANY element of modern society, and we can find significant good and evil from it.

      It's also fairly apparent that the pagans you're referring to aren't representative of the whole. I live within 15 minutes of a native reservation; and attend a very ethnically diverse university; I've heard comments from every ethnic group, about every other ethnic group.

      OK, so you've convinced me that canada's a bunch of people who don't get along. All I need is a news story about Quebec to understand that. ;)

      In the course of my life, I've met and talked with pagans, protestants, christians, blacks, whites, mexicans, and a few other minorities that I didn't notice as different from "me." (I need to amend my previous statement: I have heard a few derogatroy remarks about Catholics by Protestants.) Those few exceptions aside, the closest thing that anyone ever comes to a derogatory remark is extolling the virtues of their own minority.

      (And, FWIW, the pagans I was referring to are right in sync with most of the pagan literature and teachings that I've encountered. They were just rude about their "we're not part of the unawakened" gnostic stance.)

      No, I'm living in a small town in Canada, with three other people of my religion outside of my family. My parents are both agnostic, remember? As for your wager, you would lose. Outside of town, we have acreages and farms; filled with very devout Christians. Remember the 9 churches -in- town? There are 3 more just outside. All told, I'd guess (generously)another thousand and a half people. Of the four pagans I mentioned, one lives on one of the acreages in question. As for the other minority groups; we have precisely one family of african-american people, 2 chinese families, and 1 vietnamese family (whom I believe moved away about 5 years ago.)

      You've personally interviewed all 4500 persons as to their religious beliefs? Wow.

      I'm curious as to what you use to make the claim you make. Did you compare the attendance records of the local churches with the town's population roll? Is there a mandatory town meeting every year where you can see something? Is it your job to go around and welcome everyone?

      I grew up in small towns throughout America. In each of them, I could go, buy a house that isn't exactly next to any other house, and never get any visitors whatsoever. I wager that half of the people in my mother's town only show up "in town" to vote once a year.

      All told, it's probably 1/500 (being generous) who would be willing to offer active support. It's also harder to rally people to defend something they don't recognise, than it is to organize them to attack it.

      And this, IMO, the root of your problem.

      By hiding your religion, you do make harassment less likely. (You certainly don't prevent it.) However, you also make sympathy and understanding VERY much less likely.

      A good reference to this is the american homosexual. For years they existed covertly in their own little world, and they were g

    142. Re:Good idea that will never work by gallen1234 · · Score: 1

      By your logic, DUI should be legal unless you cause an accident.

      You're absolutely right and I would support that position. The law should punish actions that cause people to become injured, not actions that might, hypothetically, cause someone to become injured.

      By your logic, left turns should be illegal because people are more likely to get injrued making a turn across oncoming traffic.

    143. Re:Good idea that will never work by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "As a recent high-school grad, I could tell you all about the anti-drunk driving stuff"

      That's interesting...as a kid in High School....I never listened to any of that stuff they said. Interesting to know that kids of today listen to it....

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    144. Re:Good idea that will never work by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      And so it is . . . I suppose then I do not understand what about due process is being subverted here . . . perhaps by being required to appear in court?

  5. Traffodata XP by almaon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft will soon take away Ford's glory, Bill vs Henry round two with Traffodata 04.

    Nerd history of the Traffodata is located in Fire in the Valley, a great computer history book.

    1. Re:Traffodata XP by ksp · · Score: 2, Informative
      That's "Traf-O-Data".

      See for instance:
      http://ei.cs.vt.edu/~history/Gates.Mirick.html#bus iness

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      cat /dev/null > /dev/audio
  6. Can you access it? by stephenb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This would be cool if there was some way to hook up your own home PC and access the data. You could write cool python scripts to visualize your commute to work, etc.

    1. Re:Can you access it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Visualize it? I hate actually *doing* it enough, now I can virtually do it at home?

    2. Re:Can you access it? by tabacco · · Score: 1

      You can actually buy loggers that record certain engine performance details from the computer (frequently including speed and RPMs). They're normally meant for racers who want to tune engine performance, but I'm sure you could adapt the data to your own uses.

    3. Re:Can you access it? by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You could write cool python scripts to visualize your commute to work, etc.

      Or someone else's.

      Divorce lawyers/investigators would love this shit. No thank you.

      KFG

    4. Re:Can you access it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably can. It's just a blackbox data logger with some signal conditioning that leeches off the car's power supply like a trunk-mounted CD changer.

      Spend some time w/ a lead or two and you could record the trace.

      You can buy a cheap one (8 port, probably) for a couple of hundred right now. I suspect Ford gets a volume discount.

    5. Re:Can you access it? by CheapScott · · Score: 1

      >...visualize your commute to work...

      Yeah, that's just what I want to do. Didn't I read about this elsewhere.

    6. Re:Can you access it? by stephenb · · Score: 1

      OK, I definitely don't want to relive my commute. That's not really what I meant. :) But I can actually see cool potential for stuff like this.

      Personally, I have at least three ways I can get to work that take roughly the same amount of time. I say roughly, but I'm really not sure. It would be cool to pull the data down after each commute, mark the route I used, then after a month or so of data, analyze which was faster, which had more stops, maybe even calculate some fuel economy info. I think it would be pretty cool!

    7. Re:Can you access it? by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      I've done something similar with a laptop GPS. It will track your progress, current speed, average speed, altitude, etc. on a map and can be saved after each trip. USB GPS's for laptops are under $100. Mine's magnetic and sticks to the roof or lays on the dash with a little velcro. I currently only use the software it came with, but that software works OK for this purpose. I just plug the laptop into the lighter socket, set it in the back seat with the GPS connected and let it gather data. When I arrive, I save it.

  7. Ah, crap. by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I have kids, I'll expect updates on all their cars' data at regular intervals.

    I can't decide whether to praise this kind of "innovation" for the convenience, or to complain about the possibilities for abuse. I know we'll hear plenty of both - but I'll lean toward praising this for now. Technology will always be abused, and complaining about basically harmless things and their potential for evil is not generally productive.

    1. Re:Ah, crap. by Agent+Green · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      When my soon-to-be children start to drive, it will be very likely with my vehicle or my wife's...which I will enable full-time APRS tracking whenever the vehicle is in the "On" position...so long as there's a Digipeater in the area.

      Technically, since it will go over amateur airwaves, it'll be public information...and I'll happily record it from home. ;)

      http://www.aprs.org for more information on how this system works. :)

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    2. Re:Ah, crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well when I have kids, I'll be permanently affixing wireless webcams to their heads, along with microphones. I certainly wouldn't want to trust them in any way to do what I'd taught them, and I'll be expecting realtime data on all that they see, do, and say.

    3. Re:Ah, crap. by GoofyBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      >When I have kids, I'll expect updates on all their cars' data at regular intervals.

      And the one metric I would be looking for would be the "engine off, shock adsorbers experencing extreme stress" indicator.

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    4. Re:Ah, crap. by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      I know how I was as a new driver - and the crap I pulled as a teenager. I've also seen teenagers out of control, and with no way to reign them in you can only hope every night that they don't end up dead.

      I'm willing to respect the privacy of my kids and the experiences you gain as a teenager. But if I ask my son when he got home last night, and he tells me midnight - I can look to see if he's telling the truth.

      Trust is earned - not given freely.

    5. Re:Ah, crap. by mattkime · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure you'd feel that way until you find your car reporting -

      -Its been parked by the river for an hour
      -The radio is playing
      -Strangely, its reporting rough, unpaved roads

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    6. Re:Ah, crap. by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      The X10 cam finally finds a home! ;-)

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      "Bah!" - Dogbert
    7. Re:Ah, crap. by TwistedGreen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correction: Trust can be earned, or given freely.

    8. Re:Ah, crap. by karnal · · Score: 1

      ummm.

      Is that link correct? For some reason, I don't think you meant to link to a School District....?

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    9. Re:Ah, crap. by kfg · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just ear tag them?

      KFG

    10. Re:Ah, crap. by stephenisu · · Score: 1

      Extreme stress, or extreme occilations?

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    11. Re:Ah, crap. by DrWho42 · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, perhaps your time would be better spent learning to communicate and interact productively with your children than spying on them. At least I'm sure they would like you more for it.

    12. Re:Ah, crap. by tessaiga · · Score: 1
      I can't decide whether to praise this kind of "innovation" for the convenience, or to complain about the possibilities for abuse.
      Pardon me if I've misunderstood your post, but it sounds awfully like you've stating that it's "innovation" when you're tracking someone else, and "abuse" when they're tracking you.
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    13. Re:Ah, crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know how I was as a new driver - and the crap I pulled as a teenager.

      And how, pray tell, did you learn to stop doing crap like that? Did you, perhaps, get into a dangerously close call and say "shit, I have to stop doing that". Perhaps you even screwed up big time and needed your parents to come bail you out. We call those 'learning experiences'. If you deprive your kids of those experiences, you're stunting their growth in a horrible horrible way -- when they get thrown into the real world headfirst, they're going to end up turning to drugs, depression, or suicide.

      You can't keep your kids in a padded room all their life, and if you did that wouldn't really be much of a life would it? Even in small degrees, the same concept applies. By coddling them, you are depriving them of an important part of their life.

      I've also seen teenagers out of control, and with no way to reign them in you can only hope every night that they don't end up dead.

      If you have reached that stage, then you have failed, and are continuing to fail, as a parent. Congratulations.

      I'm willing to respect the privacy of my kids and the experiences you gain as a teenager. But if I ask my son when he got home last night, and he tells me midnight - I can look to see if he's telling the truth.

      Tell me, what's a better approach to getting your kid to return home at a reasonable time:

      Kid comes home before midnight because he's afraid of the interrogation you'll give him.

      or:

      Kid comes home before midnight because you'll be staying up worried about him and you need to work in the morning.

      Looks like you're leaning more towards the first method of controlling your kids. That is not healthy, and will only escalate in the future. If you really want your kids to end up hating you, you're on the right track.

      Trust is earned - not given freely.

      If your child has not earned your trust by the time they are old enough to drive, either you've fucked up, or you ARE fucked up.

    14. Re:Ah, crap. by TFloore · · Score: 1
      And the one metric I would be looking for would be the "engine off, shock adsorbers experencing extreme stress" indicator.
      Engine off? Are you nuts?

      I live in Florida. I want the engine on, for the air conditioning.

      You need to modify your metric.
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    15. Re:Ah, crap. by krumms · · Score: 1

      And the one metric I would be looking for would be the "engine off, shock adsorbers experencing extreme stress" indicator.

      By the time you spot that update, it would be too late - correct? :)

    16. Re:Ah, crap. by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 1
      And the one metric I would be looking for would be the "engine off, shock adsorbers experencing extreme stress" indicator.
      if ($car_rocking eq "yes"){
      $knocking == "no";
      }

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    17. Re:Ah, crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the decreased size of most modern cars, can this really be a concern anymore? Unless you're a family of midgets...

    18. Re:Ah, crap. by kabocox · · Score: 1

      And the one metric I would be looking for would be the "engine off, shock adsorbers experencing extreme stress" indicator.

      That's when you get on-star to come on and request assistance and send a request to the nearest police car to politely check the car for minors making out.

    19. Re:Ah, crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, at that point you call your daughter's cell phone and announce loudly, "Listen boy, you better be an experienced trucker, 'cause I expect you to back out of that hole immediately without spillin' your load!"

    20. Re:Ah, crap. by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Not for me. I just need to know to make fun of the kid when he/she gets back.

      "HAD A FUN NIGHT, DIDJYA? DID YOU HAVE SEX!?!?"

    21. Re:Ah, crap. by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. Totally agree. On the topic of driving:

      I think parents should stop being bitches. Don't want your kid to speed? Don't buy him that brand new Cobra Mustang for his 16th birthday. Complaining that he wrapped said Cobra around a tree and died? You should have taught them how to drive. Period.

      Parents in the USA make me sick. They look for any excuse to not parent their children, but then complain when they turned out bad, or do things wrong. Point the finger at yourselves people. You have complete control over what your child does, and when they do it. Anything less is just pathetic. The new "Graduated drivers license" laws prove just that. Parents don't teach their children proper driving skills, buy them brand new sports cars and turn them loose. They go out and wrap their cars around a telephone pole at 60mph. Well, what the hell did you expect to happen? I'm sick of bad parents making everyone else suffer for their ineptitude.

      And for the record, when/if I do have children, they will be taught how to drive at age 11. I will continue to teach them how to drive until they turn 16, and I am fairly confident that I will have no worries. But then again, my children will have several years of AutoX knowledge thrust upon them, as well as the knowledge and experience of someone who hasn't gotten a single traffic violation in his life.

    22. Re:Ah, crap. by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      You've misunderstood my post, and that's most likely because I've poorly expressed my point.

      No, the quotes were for the fact that this is not a new concept and does not use new technology.

      An innovation can be abused - as this can. If anyone were tracking anyone else (including me) it could be used for abuse or for a good purpose. If someone's tracking me for the purpose of robbing me, that's an abuse. If they're tracking me because I've gone unexpectedly missing for a week, that's a different story. Obviously, there are some good reasons to use this kind of technology. But there are some obvious abuses that can happen as well. I could certainly be abusing it by tracking someone with the wrong intention (as tracking my kids would be, despite my previous post).

    23. Re:Ah, crap. by Agent+Green · · Score: 1

      D'oh!

      http://www.aprs.net

      My bad entirely.

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  8. Spin by funny-jack · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hey, why not? GM sells cars that do a pretty good job of spying on the driver, and people buy it for this excellent "feature." And to them, it is a feature. It just takes some good marketing spin.

    If every single car being made had something like this, then there would be cause for concern. Otherwise, just don't buy the cars that have this if you don't want it. Simple.

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  9. Standards & Protocols by aacool · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This is a big opportunity to reduce traffic jams, said Thilo Koslowski, vice president and lead automotive analyst at Gartner Group, a technology research firm. "The challenge is to get enough cars with these devices on the road to collect enough data."

    This can potentially further clog the microwave/radio spectrum, depending on the range of these sensors. Also, unless some standard exists/is applied, competing manufacturers could select different protocols, leading to a babel of messages, and more traffic jams rather than less

    It could have some good use as an anti-theft device.

    No comments on the Orwellian overtones of the original post

    1. Re:Standards & Protocols by computersareevil · · Score: 1

      This can potentially further clog the microwave/radio spectrum [...]

      No it can't. The available radio spectrum is infinite. (And I should know; I'm an EE developing wireless comms.)

    2. Re:Standards & Protocols by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust the source. One of the owners behind Gartner Group is Mr. W. Gates.

  10. no privacy issues? by stonebeat.org · · Score: 1

    i think this will encounter the same privacy issues as the intelligent billboards.

  11. Tickets? by Xeed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is government-funded, so they are going to be seeing the data at some time. What is to stop them from sending a ticket in the mail from the information they collected?

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    1. Re:Tickets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They wont give out tickets because people wont buy cars with these systems if they run that risk. In the northeast EZ-Pass (automated toll system) can just as easily do the same. They have sensors all over for the tags, not just at tolls. At one point they decided to start giving out tickets based on that data, the number of people who lined up to turn in their tags made them think otherwise.

    2. Re:Tickets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is to stop them?

      Try not speeding and advocating for reasonable speed limits.

    3. Re:Tickets? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What was to strop them from doing it with paper tickets anyway? Everytime I take the PA Turnpike, I'm always wary of the toll guy calling the cops and saying "It only took him 45 minutes to get from the Poconos to Philly".. Times are stamped on those, too.

  12. Bad Assumptions... by trix_e · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article: "Slow vehicle speeds with frequent stops would signal traffic congestion, for instance."

    uh... it could also signal that my Mom is at the wheel...

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    1. Re:Bad Assumptions... by CheapScott · · Score: 1
      >it could also signal that my Mom is at the wheel...

      Ok, so it's actually a predictive congestion reporter:
      Traffic Update: trix_e's mom just got on Route 100. Expect delays. Avoid at all cost...
  13. ECU already do half that stuff by Wedge1212 · · Score: 3, Informative

    the ECU in a modern car already logs half of those things listed. The data from your ECU can be used against you in court. I can see this becoming a full production line "feature"

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  14. For our own good by Grrr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The devices on them would collect traffic-related data including vehicle
    speed, location and which direction the vehicle is heading.


    So long as they remain voluntary, and can be turned off...

    <grrr>

  15. Later... by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 1

    Initially, the system will be tested on Ford-owned and municipal vehicles.

    Later it will be tested in your molars or subcutaneously.

  16. Driver monitoring by Rorschach1 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    On a related note, check out the sample videos at DriveCam.com. So long as you're not at fault, this would be great to have. I was thinking of using a single-board computer with a couple of USB webcams under Linux and a solid state accelerometer to do the same sort of thing. I think I'd add a manual trigger to catch video of the idiot who ran a red light in front of me or cut me off, though.

  17. Interesting Approach by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While I'm sure most will comlain about the lack of privacy, or the slippery slope of collecting such data and the danger of it eventualyl being used to issue tickets, I find it's an interesting approach.

    It would potentially give better a better idea about traffic congenstion and weather conditions. It beats trying to set up a bunch of "stations" near highways to monitor traffic and weather in different places.

    In the end, though, I don't see it flying. Too many people will be against it and the benefits will probably not justify the costs.

  18. Privacy issue by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1

    HUGE privacy issue. Aren't they wanting to implement something similar in the UK? (I cannot locate a link for it right now.)

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  19. Jerks on the road by October_30th · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Good for us.

    Hopefully this will help getting the speeding jerks off our roads. Quite frankly, I wouldn't mind having completely remote-computer controlled cars in our lifetime.

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    1. Re:Jerks on the road by raider_red · · Score: 1

      I am one of those jerks, you insensitive clod!

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    2. Re:Jerks on the road by Wun+Hung+Lo · · Score: 1

      That won't stop jerks on the road. What we need is a James Bond-type fender-mounted rocket launcher. Oh, the Type A personalities in their Hummers would still cut you off, but they'd only do it once...!!

    3. Re:Jerks on the road by October_30th · · Score: 1
      he Type A personalities in their Hummers would still cut you off, but they'd only do it once

      Until they got rocket launchers themselves and blasted their way through a traffic-jam.

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    4. Re:Jerks on the road by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, your feelings couldn't have anything to do with the fact that you're probabaly one of those jerks that sits in the far left hand lane and goes precisely the speed limit just to see how long of a line of traffic they can get stuck behind them would it?

      Are you one of those schmucks who takes it upon himself to enforce the traffic laws which are arbitrary and rarely enforced because the cops realize that it only puts them at risk and frequently causes more accidents than are prevented by leaving people to their own devices?

      Here's a tip: Just move out of the way when someone is behind you and wants to go faster than you. Don't get emotional, just move the fuck out of the way.

      As for "completely remote-computer controlled cars" are you insane? Have you never read the Risks List? Google for risks-l and read a few issues, I bet you change your tune about completely computer-controlled anything after doing that...

    5. Re:Jerks on the road by October_30th · · Score: 3, Interesting
      jerks that sits in the far left hand lane and goes precisely the speed limit

      I drive on the right lane at the precise speed limit.

      I just get pissed off every time a speeding jerk drives by me at 30 mphs over the limit, cuts me off and gives me the finger "for being too slow". This is what I wish on them.

      Have you never read the Risks List?

      I'd rather take my chances with computer controlled cars than the speeding, emotionally volatile alpha-male jerks.

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    6. Re:Jerks on the road by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Probably the best solution would be to identify not the actual Jerks themselves, but the people who sell them gasoline. You could then publish the list of gas stations and their customers and encourage people to boycott them until they stop selling gas to those jerks. Sure, it'd punish the gas stations but they shouldn't have sold to the jerks in the first place. And ok it'd also punish the people who rely upon those gas stations because, say, they live in the same area, but that's their fault for helping businesses who help dangerous drivers.

      It'd be a sort of Dangerous Driver Early Warning System (DDEWS.)

    7. Re:Jerks on the road by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, your feelings couldn't have anything to do with the fact that you're probabaly one of those jerks that sits in the far left hand lane and goes precisely the speed limit just to see how long of a line of traffic they can get stuck behind them would it?

      What are you *talking* about? That's the *speed limit*. There's nothing at all wrong with driving the speed limit. It's the maximum speed you can go. You can decrease your speed, but don't call someone following the law a "jerk". If you want to break the law (and don't hurt anyone else) that's generally your deal, but hassling people because *they* aren't breaking the law to facilitate *you* breaking the law is ridiculous.

      Computer controlled cars don't need to be remotely controlled. CMU's working on in-car computer systems that will drive your car for you. You can grab a snack or read or something. They've managed to go cross-country *almost* entirely computer-controlled (I don't think the computer understands complex issues like how to pull a car up properly in a gas station.)

    8. Re:Jerks on the road by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you *talking* about? That's the *speed limit*. There's nothing at all wrong with driving the speed limit. It's the maximum speed you can go. You can decrease your speed, but don't call someone following the law a "jerk". If you want to break the law (and don't hurt anyone else) that's generally your deal, but hassling people because *they* aren't breaking the law to facilitate *you* breaking the law is ridiculous.


      When the flow of traffic (i.e. everyone else) is going 70 and you have one twit the in the left lane going 55, the twit is the one endangering others.

    9. Re:Jerks on the road by balthan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What are you *talking* about? That's the *speed limit*. There's nothing at all wrong with driving the speed limit. It's the maximum speed you can go. You can decrease your speed, but don't call someone following the law a "jerk". If you want to break the law (and don't hurt anyone else) that's generally your deal, but hassling people because *they* aren't breaking the law to facilitate *you* breaking the law is ridiculous.

      Thankfully some state legislators have half a clue and don't agree with you:

      "Illinois is one of 20 states that now have some sort of prohibition on driving in the left lane. Basically, the rule is this: You can drive in the left lane for as long as you want, unless you are holding up traffic. In that case, you must move to another lane within half a mile or be subject to a $75 ticket. In California, you can be cited for impeding traffic if you are not keeping up with the flow of cars. The recommendation of the California Highway Patrol: If faster-moving traffic is riding your rear, move over no matter if you are doing the speed limit."

    10. Re:Jerks on the road by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      I'd rather take my chances with computer controlled cars than the speeding, emotionally volatile alpha-male jerks.

      Those jerks usually have less accidents than average people. Men in general have less accidents (shown by insurance claims). But when men get into accidents the claims tend to be higher than female claims in the same age/single/maried category. This year I believe the total claims for both sexes are roughly the same.

      Personally I happen to double the speed limit on a regular basis. Any time i go on the highway I usually top out my car at 110 mph, while the SL is 55. I have been driving for 5 years and have not had a single accident. My friends and family members that sit there and stare at the speedometer have been in tons of accidents. I have only gotten two speeding tickets since I started driving. And both were in the first months after I got my licence.

      I am an engineer and have talked with civil engineers who figure out what the speedlimit signs should be. What they do is calculate a correct speed and then subtract 5 miles for the idiots. But on a lot of the older rodes it is customary for the speed limits to be at 35-40 mph. This is because during WWII they wanted to waste less gasoline and due to transmission properties, a car generally uses gas the most efficiently at around 38mph. Which obviously has nothing to do with the road.

      So you can just go ahead and keep driving at that speed limit. Just so that one day some trucker following you will one day get pissed off, and swing toward the rear left and have you safely crash into a tree on the side of the road.

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    11. Re:Jerks on the road by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If all the cars were intelligently computer controlled, and you could be sure that no one would hack the control network and do something malicious, then it might make sense. There are however too many issues involved. The police could just send your car to the cop shop, for example. It really won't work if there's even one manual car still on the road, and you're not going to convince people to give up their control that easily. Personally I'd like to see highways replaced with trains upon which cars can be loaded, but the problem then becomes paying for it, and you have to basically have a socialist state to accomplish it. Probably not the best use of our resources. But, it would eliminate the highway debate permanently. The only problem, of course, being the high amount of damage done in case of derailment...

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    12. Re:Jerks on the road by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      Move to a communist country, your wish will become true sooner.

      On second thought, it'll happen soon enough if you stay at the US of A.

    13. Re:Jerks on the road by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I just get pissed off every time a speeding jerk drives by me at 30 mphs over the limit, cuts me off and gives me the finger "for being too slow".

      I think you're the one with the problem. Admit it, your self-righteous, anal following of the exact speed limit is just passive-aggressive "road rage" to piss people off. If other people want to pass you, what business is it of yours? You're the kind of person who will purposely have an accident just because strictly speaking you had the right of way, and you want to make a point. You have some real issues you ought to deal with in other ways.

    14. Re:Jerks on the road by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      Speed limit? Moot. There is no speed limit. Flow of traffic determines speed limit. Period.

      The left lane is for PASSING ONLY. Not for eating a hamburger or talking on your cellphone. It's for passing, and to pass, one must break the speed limit, and legally it's allowed. You're allowed to break the speed limit when overtaking a vehicle. There's also certain other conditions that allow you to break the speed limit legally, such as going down certain grades of inclines.

      And, technically (As another poster has pointed out but not for this reason) driving the speed limit in the far left lane *is* illegal. The left lane (on a two-lane highway) is for passing, and passing only. Period.

    15. Re:Jerks on the road by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      Well, if they're doing 30 over, that's not exactly "cutting you off", now is it? 30 over would put them several yards infront of you before their brain even thinks about getting back over. Get over it. As for them giving you the finger, big deal. Get over it. Kudos for staying in the right lane though.

    16. Re:Jerks on the road by TomsFingerKeys · · Score: 1

      So, you FAVOR an ubiquitous (and likely unaccountable-to-drivers) network to detect and punish "bad" driving,

      And you're AGAINST spews....

      Are these two things really all that different to you?

    17. Re:Jerks on the road by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Americans....

      Here in .au, if the road is marked as above 80km/h (roads that would me marked 50mph in the US), then you can't drive in the right-hand lane unless you're overtaking people, regardless of your speed. Problem solved, so long as it's enforced. Although every now and then you do get dickheads holding up traffic, it's not common on double lane roads. Now if only the entire brisbane->melbourne route were double lanes...

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    18. Re:Jerks on the road by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Speed limit? Moot. There is no speed limit. Flow of traffic determines speed limit. Period.

      That is ridiculous.

      You're allowed to break the speed limit when overtaking a vehicle.

      While I wouldn't be surprised, I also wouldn't be suprised if this only applies to single-lane highways.

      Furthermore, if you are going the speed limit, nobody short of an emergency vehicle has a legitimate reason to pass you.

    19. Re:Jerks on the road by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      Legitimate, probably not. Legally? Yup. At least in my state. It applies to all highways.

    20. Re:Jerks on the road by Colonel+Panijk · · Score: 1

      ...and to pass, one must break the speed limit, and legally it's allowed. You're allowed to break the speed limit when overtaking a vehicle. There's also certain other conditions that allow you to break the speed limit legally, such as going down certain grades of inclines.

      Bullshit, at least in the state of New York. I just checked the little booklet they give you and you are not legally permitted to break the speed limit under any circumstances.

    21. Re:Jerks on the road by Shardis · · Score: 1

      Wow, sane laws, I'm impressed!

      Now what we really need is for all laws on the books to be reviewed ever 1-10 years to get rid of the overly general and selectively enforced bullshit on the books (or more for really really general stuff).

    22. Re:Jerks on the road by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      They usually won't tell you about these circumstances in the booklet, but in a lot of states these rules do exist. In Georgia these rules certainly do exist, I'm friends with many police officers and they confirm this. These types of rules are unspoken, but that doesn't mean they dont exist. Some other types of these rules are:

      A police car sitting on the side of the road checking for speeders must be visible from 300ft in either direction. (Length changes on state, some states don't have this one but mine certainly does)

      If a cop were to pull out behind you because you were speeding, they must then follow you until the first posted speed limit sign, and if you slow down, they can't pull you over. "Well officer I had just turned onto this road and was unsure of the speed limit, as there were no signs." This one obviously doesn't work if you're doing 90MPH in a 45MPH zone, but it's handy for 55MPH in a 45MPH zone.

      They of course don't put these rules and laws in the little driver's handbooks, but that doesn't mean they don't exist.

      The next time you want to cry "Bullshit" make sure you know what it is that you're talking about. Just because your little driver's handbook doesn't tell you that having a crack in your windshield over 3 inches in length is illegal, doesn't mean it isn't illegal, or that a cop won't use it as probable cause to pull you over. Same thing goes for driving more than 100ft with your dome light on, or rolling more than 100ft in a center turn lane.

      What about the unspoken "10 over" rule? It most certainly is effective, but not legally documented. The handbook doesn't say anything about this rule, but try getting a speeding ticket doing 50MPH in a 45MPH zone; it just doesn't happen. (You could get it thrown out in court using either a speedometer inaccuracy defence or a laser/radar inaccuracy defence..which, btw, I have seen both work in court..) There are several times when you are allowed to break the speed limit, either legally or through unspoken rules that the police hold as strict as law.

  20. Possibly off topic- by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 4, Informative

    I used to do EPA/OSHA type building inspections.

    Once I was asked to do some inspection work on a DOT (department of transportation) site, and they had just finished installing (and monitoring) useage of their DOT vehicles.

    I was there when the output was generated. The DOT devices monitored how long the vehicles were in motion, how far they traveled, how fast, how long they stopped and using a GPS, where exactly they were at any given time.

    The workmen knew nothing of this installation until that point in time.

    The moral? The crews weren't doing what they were supposed ot be doing (running about filling potholes) and instead (as found by the GPS) were down at a local bar and grill, drinking it up.

    So they were fired.

    Sure, they probably deserved it, but should they have been fired in this manner? This device *sounds* like it could be used for *exactly* that.

    Something to think about.

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    1. Re:Possibly off topic- by shaka999 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, they should have be fired exactly like that.

      The work crews were expecting their actions to be untraceable and they were caught. As a taxpayer I hope all city vehicles are setup with this info. As long as their employment agreement states that the city/state has the right to monitor their vehicles then whats the issue...

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    2. Re:Possibly off topic- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know the road next to the bar didn't have potholes?

    3. Re:Possibly off topic- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yaeh, **right** cause it's very likely that the DOT thought about that when they designed their 1995 employment agreement..

    4. Re:Possibly off topic- by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Damn right they should have been fired. My money pays them to fill potholes. They weren't filling potholes. As such, they were effectively stealing my money. Fuck em.

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    5. Re:Possibly off topic- by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      I do believe in giving everyone a second chance to shape up.

      If I was their boss, I'd give them one chance to work properly, and if they did that, I'd overlook the issue.

      If they didn't, well out they went.

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    6. Re:Possibly off topic- by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And how is this different from actually seeing them at the bar? They were not doing their jobs. The device didn't make them do it. Stop blaming the device.

      What you are saying is that it's okay to cheat and lie, just as long as you don't get caught, and if you do get caught it's not fair.

    7. Re:Possibly off topic- by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      While I tend to side with you, I see where the parent is coming from.

      There is a set of rules that you are told to follow. However, they can be bypassed to a certain degree...and in general, the people that do so tend to benefit, because of poor and incomplete enforcement of said laws. So it's generally worth it for a company to break a few tax laws, and worth it for someone to generally speed.

      It's much better to have a very clear, written set of laws that says "you can't get away with this" and *means* it, not "a small percentage of the time, you can't get away with this".

      It's quite frusterating for Bob when Bob sees Al getting away with something and benefiting, when Bob is following the rules.

    8. Re:Possibly off topic- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not allowed to visit non-work related sites, yet I am reading and posting to slashdot.

      Should an automated system:

      1. Detect my non-work related web browsing, and
      2. Send me an e-mail telling me I've been fired?

      Just as our (US) current (non speed/red-light camera) system allows the judgement of a human to come into play, so should any system based on automated collection of data from an automobile.

    9. Re:Possibly off topic- by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      Sucks to be you if you goof off on the job. This goes right along with the employer reading your email, monitoring your web usage, and tapping your phone calls. There is something to be said about morale, but if 8hours a working day they spend at the local bar, then thats a pink slip. If the employees don't like it, they should speak with management.

      In my car? No thank you. I would however like to see police officers start pulling people over who drive with their high beams on, turn into the wrong lane, etc. A few $50 slaps on the wrist and you will learn not to do it. Make it a sliding scale. $0-50-100-200-suspended should teach you.

    10. Re:Possibly off topic- by shaka999 · · Score: 1

      Well if your work prohibits this browsing than they would be in their rights to fire you....

      I didn't hear anyone say humans shouldn't be in the system. Sitting at a bar multiple days in the week when you should be at work is a bit more blatant than sneaking a peak at /. now and them.

      Oh, and my work allows casual browsing as long as they don't see an issue in your performance...

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    11. Re:Possibly off topic- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If management needs GPS to figure out their employees are drinking instead of working, what technology should we use to find out what the hell management has been doing. And up the chain we will go.

    12. Re:Possibly off topic- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sitting at a bar multiple days in the week when you should be at work is a bit more blatant than sneaking a peak at /. now and them."

      so your vice is slashdot and others is a few beers and some bar titties. oh the hypocrasy.

  21. Great... by the_skywise · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not going to be car owner anymore...
    Now I'm just going to be a user of the Ford Mobile Traffic Network.
    But I bet I'll be allowed to opt-out... If I can fill out all the paperwork.

  22. What's up with all these companies by bad+enema · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and wanting all this information about me? Ford wants to know this...Bud Light wants to know that...

    And yet when I give these companies the information I WANT them to know about, they shred my resume.

    Don't you love how the world works?

    1. Re:What's up with all these companies by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Actually it doesn't work.
      Information should make us Free.
      Today, Information does exactly the oposite.

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    2. Re:What's up with all these companies by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      No no no, information wants to be free, it doesn't want to make us free. It's hypocritical of the information, but what can you do?

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    3. Re:What's up with all these companies by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      You can may be fight to make information free?, That will freed you and your mind.

      www.gnu.org -> Nice example ;-)

      About the fish thing, Fishs don't need bikes, but bike sellers need to sell, so they will transtorn fishes so much, as to make them think they actually need them.

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  23. But the question is... by rmsousa · · Score: 1

    Will it start honking and blinking in the middle of the road if I forget to turn on the wipers after 30 seconds of rain?

    I am too lazy to link to the article I am referencing.

  24. Traffic Waves by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "intelligent roadway" concept sounds all gee-whiz and cool, but the fact still remains that it's we, the drivers, who are responsible for both the volume and the density of traffic. Our being on the roads in the first place generates the volume, and our need to get "there" first generates the density.

    Someone posted a link to this site about how one driver can singlehandedly eliminate traffic waves simply by not driving like a nut. I've tried it, and it's not difficult, but I can't imagine convincing my wife to let a gap open up in front of her... there's something in human nature that rebels at the thought of someone else getting ahead of you in line.

    My prediction: If these devices and systems lead to more efficient roads, then there will simply be more people on the roads. The end result will be *worse* congestion than before. That's why building new expressways is so futile -- you just can't build your way out of gridlock. [Insert mass transit rant here]

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    1. Re:Traffic Waves by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I discovered the same 'anti-traffic' thing myself. But you know what? At least in the LA area it really pisses people off. The general public doesn't understand why you wouldn't want cars packed bumper to bumper and braking in unison. Even if they start teaching this in driver's ed, how many people do you think will actually do it? Yeah, hopefully it'd be enough to make a difference, but it'll also give more gaps for those zig-zagging idiots who can't stand to wait in line with everyone else.

    2. Re:Traffic Waves by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      ... it'll also give more gaps for those zig-zagging idiots who can't stand to wait in line with everyone else.

      The page's author has a thought on that point: so what? He points out that you don't really want those bozos in the traffic stream anyway, so the gaps they fill in actually keep them from causing trouble for everyone else.

      Unfortunately, human nature being what it is, if everyone was taught to leave a gap in front of them, a significant fraction of drivers would play dirty and take the space for themselves. Actually, everyone *is* taught to leave a gap, and a significant fraction *does* take advantage.

      Which gets back to the point of the article, and its rebuttal: anything we do to smooth out traffic will eventually lead to increased traffic, and the cycle starts all over again.

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    3. Re:Traffic Waves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You can also alleviate traffic waves at stoplights by leaving a big space between you and the car ahead of you. Then you start moving forward (and the line behind you) when the light turns, not when the car in front of you moves (difference varying by how far back in line you are).

    4. Re:Traffic Waves by lpangelrob2 · · Score: 0
      Mass transit would be convenient if it actually went where I need it to go. Multiply this explanation by a few hundred thousand, and that's why you see so many cars in the road. :-)

      If big cities still acted as hubs with mass transit as spokes to the suburbs, I think we would see much more efforts made. But most (I would dare to say the majority of) commuters... even me... live in a suburb and travel to another suburb. I drive 15 minutes now to get to work. I'm pretty fortunate, but if I need to get another job, I can't control where I work and whether or not I can live there. Mass transit can't take all this into effect.

      Of course, there are carpools... I'm too anti-social to appreciate those, though. :-p

      I feel that freeways (and tollways, up here) are just another avenue for getting people from place to place. I like driving at 70 during the off-peak hours.

      Chicago has a very good mass transit system; it's been in place for the last century, the bus and train network interacts fairly well with each other, and except for the fact that buses come in 3's thirty minutes apart instead of every 10 minutes, it's a pretty good way to go from place to place in the city. Especially since trains and buses are *faster* than driving on average.

      The people that can use the El and the CTA buses are pretty fortunate to get from place to place. For those in the city that aren't by a Metra (rail) line to bring them to those stations, like my parents... the way to work has to be to drive.

    5. Re:Traffic Waves by sitcoman · · Score: 2, Informative
      The traffic waves site you linked seems to be in some pain, so here's the Wayback Machine's mirror of the page from last June. (Complete with cute traffic wave animation!)

      I had seen this site before (maybe when it was first posted to /.) and I've also tried nullifying traffic waves. Guess what, it works! And it's kinda fun in a serious slowdown, to see the people behind you start out really irritated, but eventually realize how nice it is not to be using the brakes every fifteen seconds.

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    6. Re:Traffic Waves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the concept I learned was pretty simple... any given point in one freeway lane can handle approximately 1500 cars per hour. In other words, if you stand on a bridge and count the number of cars that pass under the bridge in the Number X Lane in a given hour, that number will not exceed 1,500 cars.

      Consequences of this notion? Go back to elementary physics and remember the "units" game. What we have above tells us is:

      1500 hours(-1)

      We can convert this to seconds fairly trivially; 1500 hours(-1) * 1 hour/60 minutes * 1 minute/60 seconds...

      This means we get (roughly) a maxmium capacity of 0.4 seconds(-1)... or that a road can handle 0.4 cars per second passing a given point.

      Flipping that over, we get a formula that tells us that when roads are at "maximum capacity," you have approximately 2.5 seconds between cars (remember how they taught you to stay 2-3 seconds behind the car in front of you in driver's ed?) -note that this result is speed-independent!

      This means that whether you're going 80 miles per hour or 10 miles per hour, a road will naturally allow you to pass a given point 2.5 seconds after the car in front of you does. (Remember, your speed in ft/sec is about equal to 1.5 times your speed in mph.)

      That means that you can go 80 mph provided you have 2.5 second - or 300 feet between the front of your car and the front of the car in front of you. Similarly, if you're moving at a constant 10 mph, you will have about 35 feet between the front of your car and the front of the car in front of you. At 5 mph (gridlock speeds) you'll have about 17 feet between the front of your car and the front of the car in front of you (most of which is taken up by the actual length of the car in front of you; the car in front of you probably occupies the first 10 of that 17 feet).

      Try doing this little trick some time; either by checking distances or by picking a point and seeing how long it takes you to pass that point after the car ahead of you does, regardless of speed (assuming, of course, the freeway isn't OVERBURDENED and is moving at less than maximum speed - i.e., stopping at intervals).

      Another consequence of this is that a given stretch of roadway can only handle so many cars before it is "overburdened" and stopping becomes necessary. After all, if the average length of a car is 10 feet, it stands to reason that you can only have 528 cars in a mile of roadway lane (and probably closer to 450 since you want some space between the cars). That means that once the number of people trying to drive a length of freeway exceeds that limit of 450 * number of lanes, you *will* slow down because the freeway literally can't handle more without trying to get two cars to occupy the same space at the same time - it has nothing to do with traffic waves.

      This should set a practical upper limit on how "slowly" we can move without overburdening the freeways, too... it should take you 2.5 seconds to "replace" the car in front of you, so you should be covering about 10-ish (call it 12-ish for spacing between cars) feet every 2.5 seconds or in other words, moving about 4 feet per second (which comes out to what, 2.6 miles per hour or so?).

      Also, since we know about "how much space" we need to move at a certain speed (e.g., moving at 80 mph requires a spacing of about 300 feet) we know about how many cars per mile of road we can handle at a given speed... at 80 mph we can handle but 17-18 cars (5280/300) per mile! At 55 mph, we can handle about 25 cars per mile, and so on.

      How do we leverage this as people? Put more people in a vehicle (shocking). The problem with a slow commute/gridlock is not that you are being forced to move slowly versus moving quickly, it's that you're forced to share the "maximum time ration" available on a given stretch of road with many other vehicles (hope that made sense).

      The moral of the story? I don't know... I just thought this was interesting - but it is interesting to note (for me) that thi

    7. Re:Traffic Waves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, as to the "eliminate traffic waves" statement, I have tried similar things as far back as 15 years ago. I am certain that there are a lot of people who have. The issues that I had, that the person who wrote the article to which you linked apparently didn't, is that people would simply change lanes and the gap I left in front of me would disappear. Also if you would get to the point that you were forming a smooth traffic pattern, then drivers from the other lanes would move into yours, disrupting the flow further back than them. You basicly become the eye in a traffic hurricane.

    8. Re:Traffic Waves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone needs to get a book on queueing theory and read it before they attempt to solve the worlds traffic problems.

    9. Re:Traffic Waves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people are in a hurry.

      I will always be the guy behind the stupidass wave stopper super elite genius controlling the other pleeb drivers just wanting him to fuuuuuuucking goooooo! god damn! get the fuck out my way you tard! ooh, look, open space....go! god damnit! go!

  25. Just imagine... by crawdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can just imagine Ford's lawyer's contacting my mechanic for violating the DMCA by diabling my monitoring equipment. I can't WAIT for this stuff to come out :P

  26. Big brother? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

    This would be an improvement, but it has 2 bad sides:

    1) The implied privacy issues. Is my car going to identifiy itself?
    2) The main problem with traffic is not the lack of information or infrastructure, but the lack of education people has.

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    1. Re:Big brother? by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Yes, yessss, the lack of education people has is terrible terrible problem.

    2. Re:Big brother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the lack of education people has

      Do I detect something slightly ironic about the statement?
  27. Do you like a modchip with that? by maliabu · · Score: 1

    we'll eventually see a modchip which disables or changes this monitor soon. so you can buy a Ford or a Ford with modchip.

  28. Traffic monitoring in the ground by Wayne247 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here in Montreal, they buried a bunch of sensors into the ground under the major highways. These sensors track in realtime the flow of traffic, so you can have an instant glimpse at the entire network's traffic status, and find out where to avoid. For now it's a small portion of the roads, but it's already proven to be very effective. Can't wait until more roads have that and the map! See it here.

    1. Re:Traffic monitoring in the ground by br0ck · · Score: 2, Informative

      We have a similar realtime map in Chicago that comes in very handy. Click any section of the map and it tells you exactly what's going on. The little circled numbers are travel times. You can watch the whole thing turn red in about 2 hours (4:00 CST).

    2. Re:Traffic monitoring in the ground by justMichael · · Score: 1

      Here is how we do it down south ;)

      Or for Los Angeles in particular, you better check it quick, there isn't usually that much green on that map. Check it around 5:30p Pacific to see how nice it is to live in LA.

    3. Re:Traffic monitoring in the ground by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      So, all the trafiic avoids the congested roads to go to the hidden and little used 15 lane super highways, right?

    4. Re:Traffic monitoring in the ground by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, all the trafiic avoids the congested roads to go to the hidden and little used 15 lane super highways, right?

      When I had a long-drive job, there were nights I could leave the office at 5:30 and get home at 6:30, and other nights leaving at 5:30 would lead to me getting home at 8:00...

      If I could have checked from the office and known that I would have gotten in a traffic mess, I just might have decided it'd be a good chance to clean out my low-priority e-mail for an hour. I'd be one less car in the jam, and then be able to sail through that spot after the jam has cleared.

      So yes, getting traffic data well distributed will cause some of the cars that would have been in the backup to disappear even if their is no other route, they'll just delay their trip.

    5. Re:Traffic monitoring in the ground by myov · · Score: 1

      http://www.city.toronto.on.ca/trafficimages/rtis.h tm

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    6. Re:Traffic monitoring in the ground by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      But what if 300 or so people delayed their trip?

    7. Re:Traffic monitoring in the ground by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      But what if 300 or so people delayed their trip? We might cause a small congestion towards the start of our trip, but as we spread, we'd all eventually will find ourselves on highways all to ourselves at that time of night...

  29. 5 over, no more by breakinbearx · · Score: 1

    At the stage this is at, the Ford project seems fairly helpful. Being able to avoid traffic and stuff like that would be very helpful. However, due to privacy issues and the like, im pretty sure this won't catch on. Getting caught for going 3 over the speed limit, by your own car none the less, would probably convince people to stay away from the smarter cars.

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  30. Violating the KISS principle by Nakito · · Score: 1

    Sure, you could put multiple monitoring devices in millions of cars, along with transmitting technology and a network of satellites, backed up by a network of computers to process the data and generate reports, all to show that there is a traffic jam on the Triboro bridge. Or you could point one cheap webcam at the same bridge and get a better, faster, more accurate assessment of the conditions.

    1. Re:Violating the KISS principle by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Not quite. The cheap webcam wastes a lot of bandwidth by transmitting a picture when all we really want is a sample of the speed numbers and a weather report. Therefore, there is some justification for extracting only the useful data at the point of collection.

      Having the sensors move with the car rather than stay in place is an interesting debate. Stationairy sensors can only tell about where they are, moving sensors would have less resolution, but cover more places...

    2. Re:Violating the KISS principle by Nakito · · Score: 1

      The cheap webcam wastes a lot of bandwidth by transmitting a picture when all we really want is a sample of the speed numbers and a weather report.

      Yes, but that single webcam image includes the entire traffic pattern and weather condition for all of the three thousand cars that are on that bridge, and it does so in a single image that can be assessed at a glance. As opposed to three thousand individual signals, each of which is sending half a dozen data points from multiple sensors to a satellite, which is in turn sending the signal to the cluster of computers that processes the data and generates the reports, etc. It's similar to the debate regarding whether analog is superior to digital for certain types of data reporting.

  31. Big Brother by Nycto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wow... I can't say how much this kind of thing scares me. As an advocate for privacy, I don't want people to be able to follow my every move.

    I realize, of course, that there are benefits of being able to track cars. Finding stolen cars, keeping unsafe drivers off the road, et cetera, but sometimes you have to sacrifice all these things for the rights of the individual. Our culture has a tendency to take ideas with good intentions and take them to dangerous extremes. Take bias censorship in schools, for example. There are extensive rules that publishing companies have in place so as not to offend children. It started in 1970 as a way to keep racism and homophobia out of schools, but is to the point where you can't mention, for example, a blind man overcoming his disability and climbing a mountain. According to these bias guidelines, that kind of statement could offend blind children.

    What is the next step after this? Tracking devices implanted under the skin? Big Brother is watching you. /me shudders

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    1. Re:Big Brother by October_30th · · Score: 1
      As an advocate for privacy, I don't want people to be able to follow my every move.

      Surely you must understand that access to lethal materials such as guns, pathogens and nuclear material must be controlled to save innocent lives.

      Similarly, given the increasing performance of cars and the increasing number of lethal accidents, I see it only natural development that roads are more carefully controlled in the future.

      It's not about privacy. Just like you can use cash instead of a credit card (do you complain about people being able to track your payments?), you can still take a bus or a train if you want to travel anonymously.

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    2. Re:Big Brother by Nycto · · Score: 1

      Surely you must understand that access to lethal materials such as guns, pathogens and nuclear material must be controlled to save innocent lives.

      I don't want "weapons of mass destruction" in the hands of people who shouldn't have them, but where do you draw the line? How can you rationalize complete lack of privacy for everyone, just so that you can monitor the movement of a few people? And if they are smart, those people won't even let themselves be tracked. What if, some day, there is a law that says everyone must have a tracking device implanted at birth. No doubt, someone willing to buy nuclear devices will have no regrets when it comes to removing that tracking chip. Of course, this is pure conjecture.

      It's not about privacy. Just like you can use cash instead of a credit card (do you complain about people being able to track your payments?), you can still take a bus or a train if you want to travel anonymously.

      Yes, it is about privacy. Maybe not completely, but the element of privacy is important.

      I see a difference between a timestamp being placed on a purchase of mine, and knowing exactly where I am at all times. As a side note, I only own one credit card. As you point out, I can also easily circumvent this monitoring by using cash.

      I took the bus all through high school, so I am more than aware of how highly it restricts your mobility. And what about getting to the places that buses and trains don't go? While it is a novel idea, it would be nearly impossible for me to not own a car at this point.

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  32. Not in your car. by gpinzone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is going to be installed in municipal vehicles and police cars, not your vehicle. Relax everyone.

    Good luck figuring out traffic patterns by putting this in police cars. The police by me are either sitting by the side of the road looking for speeders and HOV lane violators, or they're cutting through traffic in the disabled vehicle lane.

    1. Re:Not in your car. by mrscorpio · · Score: 1

      Of course, that's where it starts.

      Chris

    2. Re:Not in your car. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      They key would be to put this in delivery trucks. Afterall, those are always there, and always trying to move as fast as they can. That'd get pretty close readings to what the typical driver can expect the road to be capable of right now...

    3. Re:Not in your car. by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      Now that's a good idea. On top of that, they already have spy cams and engine monitors in those vehicles put there by the employers to monitor their drivers anyway.

    4. Re:Not in your car. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      And since you know the jailers never use this stuff on themselves....

      Jaysyn

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    5. Re:Not in your car. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is going to be installed in municipal vehicles and police cars, not your vehicle. Relax everyone.

      Yeah, sure. Until they realize that they need %25 less cops on the road by just issuing ticked based on uplinked readings of the avg joe's car.

      If a technology has the potential to be abused, it will be.

  33. Just wrong by ketdogg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This sounds like a good idea, but i see it being used in all the wrong ways. Cops would no longer have to catch someone speeding, they would just have to link the illegal speed with the vehical and send the ticket in the mail. Any government could track were certain citizens are (or rather their cars) at any time. I wonder how long it would take someone to put linux on one of these systems. It would be a pretty tight mobile computer.

    1. Re:Just wrong by amyhughes · · Score: 1
      Cops would no longer have to catch someone speeding, they would just have to link the illegal speed with the vehical and send the ticket in the mail.
      I'm having a hard time getting too upset over that possibility. Frankly, if it worked reliably, and only reported when there was a violation, I'd be all for it. And while we're at it, how 'bout ticketing people who drive too close to the vehicle in front of them. Or change lanes too often.

      Amy

    2. Re:Just wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how 'bout we take away every responsibility you have and make you feel all warm and cuddly.You don't even need to make any decisions ever again. we will do that for you. You are safe, nothing can harm you. Big Brother will protect you.

      No. Leave society. NOW.

  34. Sounds great, but... by Viking5150 · · Score: 0

    Sounds great, but what good will a system like this be if it will break down in the first year of purchase? Isn't that follow in the Ford tradition? ;-)

  35. traffic monitoring by laurent420 · · Score: 1

    Funny, i just use ethereal or etherape to monitor traffic.

  36. Obviously... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...you've never worked in the civil service before.

    "The computer says what? Why, that must be wrong. We were just eating at that Denny's next door. I don't know, sir. If you can't prove it either way, I guess you'll just have to trust us."

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    1. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Honestly, Mr. Minister; I don't know how that $22,000 plasma screen got installed -in my office-, it was meant for the 'meeting room'!

      (Actually happened.)

  37. Ofcourse this system would be useless by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    without location information. The transmitted data would most likely be tagged with the VIN or some unique ID, which ofcourse would be sufficient to track down the location of the driver.

    Might as well put that chip inside my brain so it can sense my stress/roadrage levels and turn my car off if I get too violent.

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  38. Ford Acronyms by wholecake · · Score: 4, Funny

    FORD = Found on road dead
    FORD = Fucker only runs downhill
    FORD backwards is an acronym for "Driver Returns On Foot."
    FORD = First On Recall Day
    FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
    FORD = For Oversized Rednick Dicks

    Ford Acronyms

    1. Re:Ford Acronyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?!
      No replies with a rebutal involving another truck company or ASCII art of Calvin pissing on a Chevy symbol?

    2. Re:Ford Acronyms by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 1

      How about 'Ford isn't an acronym'?

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    3. Re:Ford Acronyms by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      My favorite

      Fucked-Over Rebuilt Dodge

      Jaysyn

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  39. Excellent! by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

    Maybe this will finally be a way to put an end to lame excuses and loopholes for getting out of traffic violations.

  40. Relax... It's a Ford! by MooseByte · · Score: 1, Funny

    Relax people, it's a Ford!

    It's not as if any of these vehicles will actually be running long enough to collect any data against their owners.

    1. Re:Relax... It's a Ford! by skoaldipper · · Score: 1

      Keen observation, brother.

      Question...is the 911 radio signal from this OnStar wannabee able to penetrate the bellowing haze of smoke from a Firestone tire, no less with the vehicle belly-up in a ditch?

      The bottom line is...Friends don't let friends drive Fords.

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  41. You made an assumption -- personal vehicles by oneiros27 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, your issues are true for personal vehicles. However, in the case of fleet vehicles, where the person doesn't get a choice if it's on or not, I could see it being quite helpful.

    In fact, I know a few people whose work vehicles will report to their employer when they showed up at the work site (construction related field). This is just an extension to that.

    You're automatically assuming that 'consumer' means 'private citizen' which it may not be. I can see significant demand for this for fleet vehicles, especially if it can be correlated to GPS or some of the other monitor systems that already exist.

    Public works vehicles would be a prime candidate for this, as it could give indicators where potholes are, or snow problems, or flooded roads. Radio and TV stations might put it in their vehicles, so they could improve their traffic reporting.

    It might move to private vehicles, if there were incentives. Maybe discounts on your insurance, or taxes, or the like, but I don't see people just jumping out and wanting it on their own, for the very reasons you stated.

    And it's entirely possible that they'll be put in without people knowing about it, such as the black boxes that record airbag data, or forced to be in there by law [all vehicles in the state of must have them], similar to emissions controls, which help the general population, but not the individual user.

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  42. You'll know it's a Ford by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because the tracking target is positioned just off to the side of the road and not moving.

  43. Mercedes, not GM by morcheeba · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, it was Tele Aid, Mercedes's version of the system. And the practice has been suspended, but not for privacy reasons.

  44. rebellion? uhh.... by ThosLives · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...people will rebel with the inevitable horror stories that would follow.

    Unfortunately, people won't rebel because they won't take it upon themselves to build cars without said devices, and that's even assuming that the Law allows cars to be manufactured without all that stuff anyway. What will happen is that people will just say, "That sucks! Oh, well, I want a car...."

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    1. Re:rebellion? uhh.... by mustangsal66 · · Score: 1

      That's when the hotrod get's uncovered, and pulled out of the garage.

      I don't want anyone tracking me...(Pulls customized tinfoil hat down lower over his brow)

      Let them track a car with a total of 10 electrical wires... Ok so they can hear it coming from miles away, but...

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  45. How about an app that monitors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whether you've EVER USED YOUR DAMN TURN SIGNALS. And then ejects you from the car if you're unable to.

  46. New source of income for car rental companies by veranikon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Rental car agencies are already exploiting GPS tracking devices for uncapped profit (eg. bouncing a $250 rental fee to $3.4k). I wonder how long it will take them to exploit this one so they can charge penalties for ... oh ... not using your blinker, leaving the dome light on when the car is off, and perhaps even for not flipping down the sun visors. Y'know, 5 minutes of harsh sunlight can really wreak havoc on unprotected automotive uphostlery, and possibly increase the maintenance cost for a vehicle by a full $0.000000005!!

    1. Re:New source of income for car rental companies by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      That story is so stupid, all they need to is look at the odometer to check the mileage, GPS has nothing to do with it.

      And they've been doing that for decades. Get a rental agreement with unlimited milage.

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  47. F.O.R.D. by lposeidon · · Score: 1

    Now the device will be able to verify that FORD is/was Found On Road DEAD.

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  48. Auto blackboxes already exist... by SLiK812 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Blackboxes which provide data about what might have happened already exist for cars. There have been numerous court cases regarding the privacy issues surrounding it's uses, mostly because drivers have no clue they exist in their cars. Apparently Ford and GM have been doing this since the 90s. So Ford is probably just taking their technology a step further.

  49. If car companys where like software companys ... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

    We have found that GNUvrolet is illegally using our IP in their products. We can't obviously tell you where or what, but it's there, beleive us, we are SCOFord.
    But, Since we love you, we won't private you from getting to work. You can go now over our site and buy our license to use SCO-GNUvrolet. The licenses will be distributed in a Per-User basis.

    Solution: everyone will end up using bikes :(

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  50. Good to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That Ford is putting their efforts where it counts. Realize gas prices are reaching $3/gallon this summer.

    And that production of oil won't keep up with demand?

    What does that mean? Skyrocketing oil prices. Noone making less than 50K will be driving in any traffic at this rate.

  51. Color of road veins by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    Say it pans out, most cars have it and traffic congestion is tracked.

    A computer could check out the roads and propose detours to your route.

    Not that I'd want to code it.

  52. I jumped to conclusions by morcheeba · · Score: 1

    Whoops... I thought you had mentioned the FBI stuff (actaul spying) I linked to, but you were just talking about spying in general. Pretty much all systems are capable of spying.

  53. Traffic Cops will soon be a thing of the past by Clemence · · Score: 5, Informative

    "A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one."
    --Henry Ford

    Rental car companies use GPS to clock your speed or location and fine you for speeding or leaving the geographic area covered by your contract. Red light cameras dole out tickets (usually through some government contracting company). EZ-Pass toll systems can help track the movements of drivers. The microprocessors in your car can provide data to help determine fault in auto accidents. I won't even get into OnStar. Sheesh, next thing you know, Anheuser-Busch will be tracking your drinking habits - oh wait. Imaging linking those databases.

    With a simple identification code in each Ford car, the freedom of movement in the U.S. could become very expensive. To me, it's almost more frightening that so many of these functions (and this data) is in private hands than if it were the government getting it itself.

    There will be (actually already is) a flurry of legal wrangling to determine: (1) how the private companies can use this (i.e., when they can disclose or sell it); and (2) under what circumstances the government can get to it and use it.

    1. Re:Traffic Cops will soon be a thing of the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one."

      Let me guess: Microsoft motto

      --Henry Ford

      Oh, never mind

  54. Let me guess by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It will need to be Fixed Or Repaired Daily. If not, it will be Found On Road Dead soon enough.

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    1. Re:Let me guess by MrPink2U · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? We all know that in-car telemtry will make you First On Race Day!

      : P

  55. What I want to know... by jo42 · · Score: 1


    What I want to know is when there will be mandatory IQ tests for owning and operating a vehicle?

  56. Importance of preview by crawdaddy · · Score: 1

    Remember kids...preview your posts or you'll end up looking like an ass that can't type and/or spell, like I did.

  57. Someone break out the cigars! by MagicM · · Score: 0, Funny

    How nice! Our big government brother got himself a little corporate brother.

    Congratulations.

  58. Doesn't This sound familiar by greenmachine_1 · · Score: 1

    Am i crazy or is this the same this as the OnStar that GM has been running for the past 4 years or so. Come on seriously what is the big deal with this when there is a system out that already could be moded to do the same thing and it has been around a heck of a lot longer. GrEEn

  59. Pay attention... by Dutchmaan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That which causes outrage today is commonplace tomorrow...

    Technology is like fire... if you don't keep a careful eye on it and keep it under control, what was your servant becomes your master...

    That's all I'm saying... make sure such useful technology doesn't become abused... It's a duty to those who wish to remain free.

    "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."

    1. Re:Pay attention... by SpaceCadetTrav · · Score: 1

      Care to give any historical examples?

    2. Re:Pay attention... by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      What? About things of outrage being commonplace today?

      How about social security numbers.. During the 60's it was considered a great invasion of privacy, today it's very common for all manner of institutions to ask for your SS#...

  60. This will never work.... by scorp1us · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's a bunch of BS to get people to let this big brother in the car.. then ZAM it'll start to be abused.. Just like OnStar was. OnStar gor saved via a tecnical detail, but if they had multiple audio out channels, it's still be abused today.

    The fact is, it's US thats the problem. We employ a greedy and not cooperative strategy on the roads. They did research around here, and they found that all the highways were completely cpable of handling the volume of traffic at rush hour. It's out driving that creates backups.

    And don't get me started about RUBBERNECKERS! ARH.

    People here are some tips:
    1) Don't rummberneck, mangled metal is fun, but it's none of your business.
    2) Don't tail gate, leave good room. Tailgating makes you slam on your brakes, so the guy behind you needs to slam arder, and so on, until people are locking up anc causing more accidents.
    3) When in a backup let the gap be made. Don't floor it to the next guys bumper then brake hard 1) it wastes gas 2) you repeat #2. I've seen "averagers" - peopel who average the flow out create a huge difference. And I think we all rather me slow and steady rather than stop-and -go. If you are a stop and go person: remember: 1) all that gas used to get up to speed gets wasted when you put on your brakes, 2) you waste more brakes killing the effect of overusing gas 3) you create more changes in speed which is more changes for a rear-end collision by another unattentive driver. We handle things if they are steady.
    4) Get over early. You having to slow down your lane so you can get over in a hurry, slows down your lane and causes others to change lanes.
    5) minimize lane changes. Each one is a time when you a leagally vulderable. When you change lanes, right of way is with the person who is already there. And we all know about 2 people, one moveing left, the other right, that don't see each other.

    That shoudl take care of 90% of the problems on the road.

    Thank you.

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    1. Re:This will never work.... by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      3) When in a backup let the gap be made

      Indeed. This also applies to you "light creepers" out there. Light creep is a bad thing people. Bad. Driving a manual transmission, stick it in second, and let it coast along. Living in Atlanta, I rarely had to touch the brakes at all.

      4) Get over early. You having to slow down your lane so you can get over in a hurry, slows down your lane and causes others to change lanes.

      Not always as easy as it seems, but sound advice. Most of the traffic problems I've noticed are assholes who drive the exact same way EVERY SINGLE DAY but somehow always fail to remember when the time comes which lane their exit is. This causes most of the traffic. Get in the lane you NEED to be in, and stay there.

    2. Re:This will never work.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) all that gas used to get up to speed gets wasted when you put on your brakes, 2) you waste more brakes killing the effect of overusing gas

      Exactly. Just about every time you use your brakes, you are burning gas to wear down your brake pads instead of getting you and your things where you want them to be. It's like paying someone to bill you for more money.

      4) Get over early. You having to slow down your lane so you can get over in a hurry, slows down your lane and causes others to change lanes.

      And if you miss your exit, calmly proceed to the next one. If you can't afford to be late, leave earlier. Nobody likes the "oh fuck, that's my exit!" people.

      5) minimize lane changes. Each one is a time when you a leagally vulderable.

      When you what?

      When you change lanes, right of way is with the person who is already there. And we all know about 2 people, one moveing left, the other right, that don't see each other.

      That's why, at least in California, it's rarely legal to pass on the right. Not that that stops people or anything.

      That shoudl take care of 90% of the problems on the road.

      I've got an even easier way to take care of nearly 100%: Go home! Stay off of my roads!

  61. Is there an anti-monitoring mod chip yet? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me see, the same company that is currently producing a ~400 hp SVT Cobra is going to want a report on how fast I'm going? Why, I'm going the legal speed limit! Of course! Seriously, I intend on picking up my Cobra and driving directly to an auto parts store to get the mod chip that transmits a nice fake signal to Ford.
    SVT COBRA VIN#12345
    WINDSHIELD WIPERS:OFF
    HEADLIGHTS: OFF
    SPEED: YOUR MOTHER

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    1. Re:Is there an anti-monitoring mod chip yet? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Of course! Seriously, I intend on picking up my Cobra and driving directly to an auto parts store to get the mod chip that transmits a nice fake signal to Ford.
      SVT COBRA VIN#12345
      WINDSHIELD WIPERS:OFF
      HEADLIGHTS: OFF
      SPEED: YOUR MOTHER


      Officer: And your honor it clearly shows that he was driving the normal speed limit for your mother in the middle of a hail storm in the middle of the night with his headlights off and his wipers off!

      Jugde: My mother drives like a demon! He should get a speeding ticket for going +20 miles over the posted speed limit and wreckless driving for the conditions.

  62. Additionally... by St.+Vitus · · Score: 5, Funny

    For Ford SUVs, it will also report if the vehicle is upside-down.

    1. Re:Additionally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or if the tires disintegrated.

  63. No need for this to be in every car... by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no point for every driver on the highway to have this system in their car. Afterall, the car next to you is not likely to report anything different than what you're reporting at any given time.

    However, think of this usage. A local radio and TV station operation offers to pay to have this system installed in 2000 volunteer's cars, and those people are paid $250 or so a year to participate. Suddenly, this station will have a a very informative realtime traffic system, because as odds are one of their spotters will be delayed by any rainstorm or lane closure. What's more, the spotters don't have to do anything active to report that they've been stopped or slowed, since the system phones in their reports for them.

    There's no need for everybody's privacy to be violated, because this doesn't need a census, just a sample. If a few people are willing to give up some privacy, the whole public can benefit from the data collected in the form of better traffic advisories.

    1. Re:No need for this to be in every car... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Nobody has to give up any privacy, even under your scheme.

      There's no reason the transmitters need be uniquely tied to a given vehicle. For Ford, the radio station, or anyone else.

      All the traffic reporters care about is "traffic is slow on 50, 10 miles east of the 295", not "John McGees red Ford Topaz is moving slowly"

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    2. Re:No need for this to be in every car... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      A unique transmitter ID is needed so that they can discard results from anybody who's trying to corrupt the system... say a rivial radio station who wants this system to fail.

    3. Re:No need for this to be in every car... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      There is no point for every driver on the highway to have this system in their car.

      No reason for us. Plenty of reasons for them.

      Just like RFID's, there would incredible tie-ins in the future. Driving past the mall? "Hey...come on in. The Gap is having a sale!"
      or
      Selling the speed info to your insurance company. Both companies make a profit on that one...one selling your data, and the other raising your rates.

      And it would be cheaper to put it in every car, rather than only a few and have to keep track of which ones.

    4. Re:No need for this to be in every car... by fedork · · Score: 1

      The problem with your idea is that chances are all these people will be driving pretty much at the same times in the same places, getting in all the same traffic jams. So relistically you will get good redundunt coverage of "popular" jams and "blind spots" everywhere else....

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    5. Re:No need for this to be in every car... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      That's all a radio traffic report really cares about. More or less, if it doesn't bother their target demographic listener, it doesn't need to be reported. Obscure road traffic jams only get reported if A: It's a fallback from a main road that's being over used or B: There's nothing else to report in the traffic report airtime.

      One of the biggest tests in traffic reporter training... just what are you going to say if every major roadway in your area has zero problems? That'll never happen in a major city, but in minor ones it happens all the time, particularly during days that a lot of people took the day off.

  64. Big Brother FORD? by n()_cHIEFz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really don't see how this will have any impact on traffic. You may know everything about the status of the vehicles but how is that going to lessen the load of traffic? Seems to me it would be just as effective to install sensors along the roadway that monitor traffic flow and suggest re-routes as needed. Really this is just another way for big brother to watch us.

    Oh, BTW, for all you Ford haters out there, my '82 Ford Bronco is still running after 215 thousand miles. Never had any major work other than replacing the oil pump. Environmentalists procede with the flaming on my gas guzzling beast, but I do live in New Mexico and take my car off road all the time, I don't own an SUV just because they're cool or big.

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    1. Re:Big Brother FORD? by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      215 thousand? Amature.

      I got 250 thousand out of my 1985 Alfa Romeo GTV-6, and I would use it in Autocrossing.

      Nothing broke on that car...nothing.

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    2. Re:Big Brother FORD? by n()_cHIEFz · · Score: 1

      215 thousand and counting! Not that your 250 isn't impressive with nothing breaking.

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  65. Well within GPS inaccuracy specs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This explains why there will soon be popular restaurants within 15 meters of every strip club with a 95% accuracy. (Who goes to inaccurate strip clubs anyway?)

    1. Re:Well within GPS inaccuracy specs by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2, Funny
      inaccurate strip club

      I have no idea what this would be, but I am sure I'll be having nightmares about it for the next week or so.

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    2. Re:Well within GPS inaccuracy specs by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would mean they'd park perhaps half a block away in the lot at said Denny's and then walk on over. Of course, if you have a GPS enabled phone (and your boss somehow has access), you'll need to take further precautions.

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  66. Tin hats by Boxwulf · · Score: 1

    There seems to be a real run of tinfoil hats lately :)

  67. Someone needs it even more by cistavoda · · Score: 1

    I bet this guy needs the hat more than you do.

  68. Ted Kennedy said it best.... by Rahga · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Senator Ashcroft is so far out of the mainstream that he has said citizens need to be armed in order to protect themselves against a tyrannical government"

    There seems to be two schools of thought at work, one endorsing protection from the government, and the other endorsing protection by the government. I wish I knew which one was mainstream.

  69. Ahead in the line by phorm · · Score: 1

    there's something in human nature that rebels at the thought of someone else getting ahead of you in line.

    Around here (especially in winter/rainy conditions), it's more the concept that the idiot passing me at 20kph over the limit on the gravelly side is probably going to launch a nice big rock at my windshield.

    Not so bad in the city where the speed limits are lower, but you still get rocks and lots of mud etc when the weather is bad.

  70. Or... by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1
    Cops would no longer have to catch someone speeding, they would just have to link the illegal speed with the vehical and send the ticket in the mail.

    Why something passive? Cops could directly signal the speeder's vehicle to slow to the posted limit, or in extreme cases, signal a felony suspect's vehicle to stop outright.

    Not advocating it, mind you...

    Any government could track were certain citizens are (or rather their cars) at any time.

    Got your cellphone on you? Or, as others have pointed out, are you paying for Onstar?

    What we've got to remember is that we (in the US) opt in to cellphone service, Onstar, and the like. Until the (US) government considers mandating these things, then we really have no reason to fear the technology.

    The day the (US) government does start mandating such things, then we'll have something to fear (and work to change.)

  71. Only partially correct... by gemtech · · Score: 1

    you're only partially correct. the cost to repair the car is only part of their equation. the other parts are: where you live (how many other idiots live and drive near you), and your driving history. I believe that your driving history plays a big part, based on what I have to pay for teenagers that have a couple of tickets and 2 small fender benders.

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    1. Re:Only partially correct... by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can speak with some authority here; as my parents both work in insurance.

      Driving history is considered, but mostly in as "Clean record since last at-fault accident".

      Speeding tickets, etc, usually aren't passed on to the insurance company, unless they hit your driving record. That is; you're actually pulled over, and are given demerits to your license. Age is also a large factor; the younger you are, the more you pay. In Alberta at least, there's a price drop at 21, as well as 25.

      Marital status is taken into account; married people pay less.

      Gender is taken into account; girls pay less.

    2. Re:Only partially correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Alberta at least, there's a price drop at 21, as well as 25.

      In Alabama, at least one insurance agency has the first price drop at age 25. It's unfortunate that a good many very responsible drivers don't get lower rates. It's doubly unfortunate because in Alabama, liability automobile insurance is required.

    3. Re:Only partially correct... by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      It's legally required here as well, and I agree. I'm only 22, so I get considerably higher rates than some. The price differential between men and women almost floored me though; women pay about 60% what guys do.

    4. Re:Only partially correct... by gemtech · · Score: 1

      not because they are better drivers, but because they drive less. that's what I've been told.

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  72. Never trust the client by TheTomcat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Embed the sensors in the roads..

    I use this every day to choose which way to go home (red on Decarie (the 15) is particularly bad).

    S

    1. Re:Never trust the client by ToadMan8 · · Score: 1

      This is really cool; do other cities use this as well?

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    2. Re:Never trust the client by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Never trust the client

      But Ford doesn't sell roads, they sell cars. That's why they'd love a car-based system to come out on top... but you're right, the same data can be observed by sensors in and near the road that stay in place as well, and that'd be a harder to corrupt system.

    3. Re:Never trust the client by jhorgo · · Score: 1

      When are they REALLY going to make something useful like a smarter stoplight, one which would sense traffic flow and behave appropriately...

      Seems they are willing to spend on stoplight ticketing machines, why not really do something to alleviate a consumer problem.

    4. Re:Never trust the client by presearch · · Score: 1

      They are everywhere where I live (Indy), most other places too, I suspect.

  73. Insurance break or govt. rebate? by CheapScott · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's the question, though...

    Would you drive a car with the intent of being monitored if it meant that your insurance company would give significant fee breaks or if the government gave rebates of some form?

    If you start to put money into the equation, things start to seem more interesting than threatening, n'est-ce pas?

    1. Re:Insurance break or govt. rebate? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      And what if it gave you data that could be used to your benefit ("Bullshit, I was *not* speeding!")

    2. Re:Insurance break or govt. rebate? by thelexx · · Score: 1

      I guess Franklin should have added 'or discounts' to his 'liberty or safety' line. Sickening. Anyway, it's like those customer discount cards. A short time after most people make this tradeoff, prices will be right back where they were and those who don't want to be tracked will be paying even more. It's a trick. Mercie, but no.

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  74. The police station by you by karmaflux · · Score: 1

    Captain : "Well, Fred, the Ford readout says you went and parked by highway forty-eight for six hourse. No headlights, no nothing."

    Officer Fred : "That damn car is lying! I was on patrol the whole time! I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My uniform didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my gun! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

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  75. And..... by vwjeff · · Score: 1

    It will track whether you bought a chicken taco or beef taco at Taco Bell. Currently this technology cannot track chicken and beef but Ford hopes with more R&D it will be possible in the future.

  76. Berlin Wall, buddy! by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
    Ever heard of OnStar? It's got GPS, and can therefore report whether you're speeding, and yet it's not abused in the way you suggest it would be.

    At one point, the Berlin Wall was only ONE BRICK! Not very bad when it's only one brick. But that become 2, then 3, then a taker of liberty, than the USA PAtriot Act, then children arrested for copying some music, then... oh boy... that was one bad brick!

    Happy fish-bowl world to us all!

    1. Re:Berlin Wall, buddy! by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 1

      Excuse me while I blatantly Plagiarize funny-jack's post about the fallacy of the "Slippery Slope" argument above.

      Please see here

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    2. Re:Berlin Wall, buddy! by CrowScape · · Score: 1

      ... then my dog died, then it rained, then my house got infested with termites... DAMN YOU BRICK!

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  77. reminds me of a joke by snub · · Score: 5, Funny

    After they installed cockpit monitoring devices in all vehicles, the insurance companies analyzed the data and found an amazing coincidence. The last words said in 80% of all pickup truck accidents were the same: "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!"

    Before anyone flames me: I drive an F-150.

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    1. Re:reminds me of a joke by Jafa · · Score: 1

      That should be: The second to last thing heard was "Hold my beer and watch this!"

      The last thing heard was:
      "Yer doin' it! Yer doin' it!"

      J

    2. Re:reminds me of a joke by RealUlli · · Score: 1
      The last words in 80% japanese sports car crashes: "Of course there is enough room for you head down there!"

      (Courtesy of a friend nicknamed Mash)

      Disclaimer: yes, I drove a Nissan 300ZX for some time. ;-) Cheers, Ulli

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  78. 15 police cars by Da_Weasel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ummm...cop cars are not really the best way to determine traffic conditions, since in the course of a day they are constantly avoiding traffic laws, such as speed, and being able to drive around and thru traffic. Hard breaking in chases, and high speeds travling to the scene of a crime/accident would seriously skew the data.

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    1. Re:15 police cars by presearch · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it will have an "I'm a cop car" flag in the data.

  79. Semi Trucks have it... by tazanator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I watched when my Kenworth T600 was in the shop, thay hooked up a system the size of a laptop and had a complete report from speed to RPM's to brake use and pressure. It even showed air pressure to the suspension giving them an idea of how much weight was on each axle. Combined with the qualcomm on board they knew within 3 feet where and what I was doing every 15 min. with the company truck.

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  80. Anti-lock brakes by ToadMan8 · · Score: 1

    Heh; I use my anti-lock brakes all the time, ususally when no one is around - not because of bad road conditions or traffic, I just drive like an idiot when nobody is around to hurt (hit).

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  81. This sounds great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    as long as my car only monitors everyone elses car anonymously and visa versa.

  82. You should be grateful. by pokeyburro · · Score: 1

    At least your digital boards are giving you "helpful" information.

    The one on the road I drive on says:


    REPORT SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY
    1-800-555-TIPS

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  83. sucks.. by TravisWhidden · · Score: 1

    I would be the first person to rip that shit out of my car. My constant speeding is my business.

  84. What's wrong with your bedroom... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...reporting to your health insurance company that you're having unprotected receptive anal sex with many different strange men?

  85. Should be simple to implement by Kruid · · Score: 1, Funny
    Since, most Fords have a speed of 0, and are located on the side of the road :P

    sorry...couldn't help myself

    -k

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  86. Those billboard signs by 955301 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me bring you up to date since you left.

    Last year, someone headed back into the city during rush hour crashed into one of those billboards on GA 400 southbound, bringing it down and blocking the entire road well into the evening.

    I wasn't there, but I hear people who saw it happen could see the display blinking:

    Traffic sign down on GA 400 S & Windward. Use alternate route.

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  87. Car monitoring by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok, monitoring the car can be good or bad. Here's a little story from the real world.

    Someone had a very expensive car, the kind of car that cost a fortune to get a insurance for. So the car got a tracking device installed to get a lower insurance. These devices are normally intalled in different places hard to find unless you take the entire car apart and also has their own battery.

    One day the police got a call from the company tracking these cars for the insurance company. The car appeared to had been stolen and was going down the freeway. The police got running updates of the location of the car. drove after it down the freeway and ended up "capturing" the thief in a parking lot by blocking the exits with police cars.
    The "thief" turned out to be a family member not normally driving the car who had forgotten to disarm the alarm.
    The alarm did not make any noise if not disarmed, it just sat there, sending the coordinates from a gps antenna through the cell phone network.

    So the owner was happy to see that the alarm indeed worked but less happy about all the attention the Saturday shopping got.
    The story said nothing about the price for this mistake.

    1. Re:Car monitoring by SirWhoopass · · Score: 3, Informative
      How about the On Time system?

      A microprocessor and display are installed in a vehicle that has been purchased with a loan. The display indicates if your loan payment is current. As the due date approaches, the display warns you. Should you miss a payment, your vehicle is automatically disabled. When you make a payment, the loan company sends you a code to enter in to the system, giving you another month of vehicle use.

      This isn't some test system. It has been used in more than 100,000 vehicles throughout the United States. Right now they are being used in situations where people are a credit risk. Typically the person has the income to afford the vehicle, but has a history of late or missed payments.

    2. Re:Car monitoring by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Just download a keygen! ;)

    3. Re:Car monitoring by SnapperHead · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have a friend of mine who is a cop in the local town. We were talking about lo-jack about 8 years ago. I asked him how many cars they recovered using it. He told me, durring the entire year they recovered about 5 or so. 90% of the department had the units installed in there cars.

      Problem is, it took a great deal of resources to track each case. You generally needed 3+ cars to triangulate it correctly. Not to mention a few hours of work.

      Needless to say, most of the time they ignored them. Few weeks later we where BSing at a local store (he was on duty), I looked over and noticed the device was showing the direction and tag of a stolen car. I pointed this out only to get a shrug out of him.

      While these devices are great, and I am sure they have helped a lot of people. The problem is law enforcement doesn't generally care, or don't have time to deal with it.

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  88. 1982 by boinger · · Score: 2, Funny
    Thank god 1982 came and went.

    Sadly, 1984 hung around.

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  89. Ooooooooh - can't wait by HermanZA · · Score: 2, Funny

    to spoof that system to make it look like I: Change position instantaneously accross the city; Run backwards on a highway; Run red lights; Drive on the sidewalks; Speed at 1000s of km per hour and break the sound barrier in a school zone...

  90. Insurance companies... by bucktug · · Score: 1

    The only person this system benefits is the insurance company that doesn't want to pay you because your sensors told you that the roads were unsafe and that you were driving 4 miles over the speed limit and this is why they can not pay you. I am sure there is a "black box" that will rat you out to the insurance company. Worse yet, an accident isn't even your fault but they have it on record that you often exceed the national limit and the driver of the vehicle has a good enough lawyer to get him and his insurance company not to pass you even a dime.

    Can it happen? I am sure it already does.

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  91. They're practically worthless by the_skywise · · Score: 2, Funny

    I live in the midwest and they just started putting them up out here.

    I've seen them do 3 things:

    - Spew current government safety propoganda. "Buckle Up!" "School has started, watch out for students!" (on the highway?!) "Double fines for speeding in road construction zones!"

    - As stated above, give worthless traffic information. "Accident 2 miles ahead." This when you're already stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Or "Accident at xyz intersection", which is the only way to transfer from highway a to highway b and is ALWAYS the one where somebody crashes at 5pm on a Friday.

    - Give worthless weather advisories. Lesse, there's an inch of snow on the ground, snow trucks are everywhere and there's a combination of sleet and rain bouncing off your windshield. What's the sign say? "Weather Advisory: Roads may be slick." DUH!

    It seems to me that there's a good idea in there SOMEWHERE... but this aint it.

    (Oh, and all the signs have cameras in them pointed at both diretions of traffic.)

    1. Re:They're practically worthless by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      I think they are just there as an excuss t have cameras....

  92. They already did. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not saying that it isn't good to be cautious, but just because a technology can be used in a "Big Brother" way doesn't mean it will.

    Yes it does, It's only a matter of time before the fed/state/local authorities start to supoena onstar.


    As a matter of fact, they already DID subpoena OnStar or one of its clones. And not just to track the vehicle, but to use the phone function to BUG it. This came to light in the news media as a result of a suit by the service provider.

    It seems the device is basically a cellphone (without a ringer and with a fixed number to call, and WITH a data connection to the car's computer). Inbound calls are silently accepted (the better to track stolen cars without alerting the thief and to unlock the door for customers who lock the keys in). Of course this makes bugging the occupants trivial.

    The emergency signal is sent by transmitting a tone in the upbound voice channel. With a call permanently set up between the car and the FBI's tape recorder, the emergency service the company was being paid for couldn't be provided. (The tone would go to the tape recorder, rather than a call being made to the emergency service proder.)

    When the FBI wanted to continue the tap after a month, the company sued to get them to release it.

    (The news item carefully didn't mention which OnStar-or-clone company was involved.)

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    1. Re:They already did. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was Mercedes and/or their onstar-clone, same Texan lawfirm that filed against the FBI and their warrant regularly represents Mercedes in other cases. Fortunately Mercedes won that one because the tap was effectively an invasive denial of service to the customer, thus violating one of the (few) key principles regulating wiretaps

      That it took a whole month before they even filed suit is not a good sign for company with that level of customer focus. Or it says that the rich aren't immune either.

  93. Not Traffic Monitor -- Vehicle Monitor by handy_vandal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They call it a "traffic monitor". But traffic is a higher-level function: traffic is an aggregate of vehicle data.

    Really, these things should be called "vehicle monitors". But that phrase conjures up such ... invasive implications ....

    -kgj

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  94. Explorer ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it have a detector to check whether the tires of your Ford Explorer have exploded yet ?

  95. Halfway to auto-driving cars.... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    Here's one thing to think about. If we have and fully debug a system that reports what the car is doing to the surronding cars, we have a key component in the plans for cars that are capable of driving themselves on highway routes.

    Having the speed being broadcast be detected seperately from the system that's supposed to be controling the speed is key... because it's when those numbers don't match that the other cars know they need to eject that car from the formation stat.

  96. Ford acronym by bobobobo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    F.O.R.D - Fix Or Repair Daily

  97. the obligatory goofball post by t0ny · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Of course, we get them every time. No matter what technological advance arises, some goofball who read/watched 1984 too many times as a child had to ring in and let us know that "Big Brother" is going to come in, take over our minds, then replace us all with cyborg drones.

    Of course, they conviently ignore the fact that something like this will help people determine the cause of an accident and who was at fault, but the same people who complain about accountability are the same ones who drive 80mph on the shoulder during rush hour, or bob and weave thru traffic, cutting people off just so they can get to work 4 minutes faster.

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  98. Oh, the horror! by Luckboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just imagine what can be done with all this trackable info? I mean, haven't we learned anything about government abuse of GPS in the way they're hounding that poor Scott Peterson guy in California by tracking his vehicle to the edge of the San Francisco Bay and...

    Oh, wait. Let me rethink this....

  99. I've been thinking. by John+Courtland · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps in a few years there can be a democratic road system that more or less lives off of information provided by cars (anonymously of course). It continuously checks the flow, adjusts lights to match, even offering on-road re-routes ahead of time to avoid large delays. Radio and digital displays are nice, but they aren't quick enough to really help 90% of the rush hour drivers.

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  100. So will the sexual predators. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When I have kids, I'll expect updates on all their cars' data at regular intervals.

    So will the stalkers, rapists, sexual predators, and serial killers.

    Is this what you REALLY want for, say, your teenage girl?

    How about for your teenage boy - the one with the really cute butt?

    How about for your cousin, who just bailed out of the abusive marriage and is trying to duck the ex-husband? You know - the one who broke her nose, blackened her eyes about once a week, and wants to continue the practice?

    How about the crook who knows your car is worth fifty grand and you just spent ten minutes in a bank parking lot?

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    1. Re:So will the sexual predators. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah please, like we need further tech.

      OnStar is fairly easy to tap into with the right kits. :P

  101. Rapid alternate route distribution mechanism by RLW · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Car drivers file a drive plan which works in conjunction with accurate real time traffic monitoring an on board computer that could generate an alternate route and guide the driver by way of on board navigation system: cool. but what happens when all those drives select the same route beucase each onboard system generated it from the same information? The lower volume roads will be jammed too.

    1. Re:Rapid alternate route distribution mechanism by randyest · · Score: 1

      Yes, thats obvious, but not really the point. Traffic-monitoring systems certainly can't produce new roads, they can just be used to ensure a reasonably evenly-distributed load of traffic over existing roads.

      If congestion is so bad that it exceeds the aggregate traffic-carrying capacity of all roads in an area (which seems to me would be very rare; likely only extreme catastrophes or emergencies, or in areas with very few roads), then you're still better off distributing the traffic over all possible routes instead of the shorter (and usually faster) one that everyone goes to without info telling them they shouldn't.

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  102. However... by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hmm...I wouldn't mind this unit in police cars...would help us all know which doughnut shop they are at....and how often THEY are exceeding the speed limits when not in an emergency situation.

    However, if they try to put this in my car...it will be disconnected quickly.

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    1. Re:However... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      However, if they try to put this in my car...it will be disconnected quickly.

      And your anti-lock fails to work, your speedo is stuck on zero, your wipers lock in the upright position, your fancy nav system is stuck at due North...

      Hard to remove only part of a chip and still leave the rest working.

    2. Re:However... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 4, Informative
      However, if they try to put this in my car...it will be disconnected quickly.

      If you drive a late model auto, chances your vehicle already includes some kind of rudimentary "black box." Already, these black boxes have been used in court in various car-accident related cases. Here's an article that has a brief summary of what the current incarnations of these devices record. Here's another one that discusses why the current models aren't reliable enough to be the sole source of evidence in a case.

      Hey, I like safety technology too... But there definitely has to be a privacy wall built-in, since marrying a GPS device to it (which is already coming... Googling for "automobile black box" brings up two or three companies whose business model is based on adding GPS functionality) would make the data extremely interesting to marketing people, police agencies, and other nefarious types.
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    3. Re:However... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I kind of doubt it.....not much computer controlled in a 1986 911 Turbo...

      :-)

      No anti-lock breaks or any of that that other crap....don't need it.

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    4. Re:However... by operagost · · Score: 1

      I'm sure your fuel system and ignition are.

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    5. Re:However... by notbob · · Score: 0

      You insensitive clod... I love porsche... give me one ;) Trade ya :)

      My 99 M3 has tons of black boxes in it, electronics everywhere.

    6. Re:However... by thadeusg · · Score: 1

      Hmm...I wouldn't mind this unit in police cars...would help us all know which doughnut shop they are at....and how often THEY are exceeding the speed limits when not in an emergency situation.

      Which happens to be always.

    7. Re:However... by Squarepusher · · Score: 1

      "Initially, the system will be tested on Ford-owned and municipal vehicles."

      I think they mean Ford-owned and manipulated vehicles.

      Combine this genius idea with the New Mexico breathalizer device and you have an instant migraine as the result of severe stupidity.

      Maybe if human cloning gets rolling along nicely they can clone The Man so that we will all have one for ourselves. Ah yes, a personal The Man for every citizen to monitor us 24/7, wouldn't that be fan-f*cking-tastic!?

      Ooh ooh! If they can clone The Man and then shrink Him down he could even climb in your ear and take control of your brain! *rubbing hands together* Excellent...

      Yeah I'm not bitter or anything. *sigh*
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  103. OK *POOF* you're a hat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    HA!

  104. Better Drivecam video (Driver falls asleep) by ashitaka · · Score: 1

    This QT video isn't on their site but should be.

    This guy is lucky to be alive. Rollover without seatbelt! Turn the sound up to hear his reaction at the end.

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  105. Why does everyone assume... by eth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...that these devices will be uniquely identifiable? All they need for this to work is aggregate data, so they just have to call home and say "hey, my host car just engaged the ABS going 45mph, the road temp is 31 F, etc. I'm at x,y,z." No need to send a serial number.

    If it didn't identify itself, reporting such things as speed would be a huge help, since the police could use the data to target enforcement where it's needed. (of course, in Dallas, that's pretty much everywhere, since if you're not going at least 10 over, even the police are passing you)

    1. Re:Why does everyone assume... by sadler121 · · Score: 1

      How long until the goverment MANDATES that each vehicle be identifilable?

      How long until u start getting tickets in the mail for speeding/drving with out headlights/no seat belt/ etc.cause your car reports you where doing something illegal??

      Damn, I think I need more tin foil. How much would it cost to wrap my whole car in it? :-P

    2. Re:Why does everyone assume... by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      If the car is smart enough to tell on you, it should be smart enough to stop you from doing it. "Dear, the car wont't start." "Put on your seatbelt honey." "But the seatbelt is broken!!!"

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  106. You might be a geek if... by Hecubas · · Score: 1

    You read traffic monitoring and wonder how you can use that on your network.

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  107. No... by FatSean · · Score: 0

    Just inform your boss who will do the firing. Hey, you signed the contract...what'sa matter little boy, can't hold up your end of the bargain?

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  108. Enough! by brain1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think I'll start driving an antique car with a non-computerized breaker point ignition. No on-star, no cell phone.

    Please dont label me as a flame-bait paranoid, but I'm a little tired of the whole world being so damn interested in where I am and what I am doing.

    All this RFID crap, cell phone tracking, now your car is supposed to tell everyone what it's up to? Geez, aint it time for a little reality check.

    Just because technically you _can_ do something, doesnt necessarily make it a good idea.

  109. Disclaimer... by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

    Always wear you seat belt. Professional driver on closed course. YMMV. Void where prohibited. Not valid in Utah

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  110. Sell your car, buy guns... by FatSean · · Score: 0

    Seriously...

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  111. How the system reduces traffic. by AnImaginaryPlace · · Score: 1

    All of the /. tinfoil hat wearers will refuse to get in a vehicle that is capable of tracking them and take public transit.

    As a anecdotal side note, you are responsible for anything that your vehicle does even if you are not driving it:

    I was side-swiped by a car that ran a red light and the passenger of that car got injured. The passenger named both drivers and my father (who was at home) as defendants in the law suit.

  112. Use the time-honored approach: by chiph · · Score: 1

    "Youse guys is in here %^&*-ing off, when you is supposed to be filling @#$%&^&*^ potholes! What the ^&%$ do you think you're doing? The city ain't paying you to drink on the ^%&$^$&^%ing job! Get back to work, or you're all fired!"

    Chip H.

  113. Better yet by ad0gg · · Score: 1

    Most new cars have sensors to detect if your sitting in the front seats, notice the seat belt light if someone is sitting in the passenger seat without their seat belts buckled. Most new cars have inertial sensors for advanced traction control, which are used to detect yaw,pitch and direction of vehicle etc. It could be easily used to tell if the car is rocking and no one is in the front seat. Hell you could use the climate control thermastat to detect if the car is heating up.

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    1. Re:Better yet by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Even before I took the back seat out of my car (1989 240SX) it was too small to fuck in. If I want to have sex in my car, it's going to have to be in the passenger seat.

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  114. umm, yeah. by H8X55 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Yes, Mr. Thomas, the data pulled from your 2005 Ford Mustang GT indicates that you were going 134 mph when you wrecked last night at 3:27am. Local weather reports show that it was raining, yet your wipers, as well as headlights were out. Our assumption is you were drunk. Claim denied."

    1. Re:umm, yeah. by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

      Great, now maybe irresponsible drunk assholes won't be driving up my insurance rates anymore..

    2. Re:umm, yeah. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      And what is wrng with that? Or should his insurance company pay and my rates go up because he's an alcoholic idiot?

  115. What's wrong with my car reporting speeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same thing that's wrong with my health insurance company examining my biometrics data to identify genes which express both as physiognamy and increased risks of certain diseases, and then charging me more for something I have no control over.

  116. Seattle too by Crag · · Score: 1

    http://www.wsdot.wa.gov/PugetSoundTraffic/cameras/

  117. No on the government rebate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Would you drive a car with the intent of being monitored if it meant that your insurance company would give significant fee breaks or if the government gave rebates of some form?"

    No on the government rebate.

    Governement money is money I pay in taxes; why should I have to pay $200 to the government so that it can pay me $100 back, if it feels like it?

  118. It has already been done. by KI0PX · · Score: 1

    Check out APRS. You will need an amateur radio license, a GPS, a 2m radio and a small interface circuit. If there is a digipeater in your area with an internet link, you will show up on findu.com, and you won't even need a Python script.

  119. traffic maps by drivers · · Score: 1

    This is really cool; do other cities use this as well?

    Yes.
    Here's one I use:
    Seattle traffic

  120. Wich Ford? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ford Prefect you mean? And you say he's testing something? I don't believe a word of it.

  121. Please stand when the buzzer sounds. by leoxx · · Score: 1

    Next up: purchasing a license to sit.

  122. Re:First On Race Day by sherlocktk · · Score: 1

    FORD=First On Race Day
    You forgot that one.

    Comeup with a positive for Chevy or Dodge then?

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  123. Why do we need this... by colinbg · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Article is deceiving in saying that we cannot do this now... The devices in the road do a perfectly fine job of gather info like wheather, traffic conditions and even vehicle classes/weights. If everyone actually knew that they are already being tracked and tickets could be given out with cameras and traffic sensors in the roadway now if it wasn't for the privacy issue, they would be even more upset. Ignorance is bliss until that photo and ticket get mailed.

    -Cg

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  124. Not all bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they can make the cars report to each other in such a way that you don't have so many headlight-less dumbasses.

  125. Re:First On Race Day by thadeusg · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Bowties are for children.

    My favourite MOPAR one:

    Mistubishi's OverPriced American Replicas.

    It's so true.

    MOPAR stands for "Motor Parts". How stupid is that. Genuine MOPAR Parts, Motor Parts Parts?

  126. um, ok... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    all together now: OnStar

  127. Ok, I have to ask... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    I am not asking this to be malicious, I am merely curious as to the circumstances and reasons. So:

    What is a truck driver doing on /.?

    I know that trucking has gotten more "high-tech" - truckers are carrying laptops, checking the internet, sending email to loved ones at home via 802.11b at the "local" Travel America center. But what brought you to slashdot?

    Or, am I reading too much into this?

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    1. Re:Ok, I have to ask... by tazanator · · Score: 1

      I got hurt 2 years ago and am not allowed to drive semi's anymore .. my back up career was a computer hardware tech. I'm in production at a router maker now ...

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  128. Localization by cwernli · · Score: 1

    Headlights being turned on indicating bad weather conditions could backfire in Sweden, where it is mandatory to have the lights turned on by default .

    Some suggestions for localization:

    • England: same as for Sweden, only that London fog provides a rational reason for turning on headlights all the time
    • Scottland: same as for England, only that wipers are at the center of attention
    • Germany: irrational behaviour detected by manipulating all available peripherical devices (lights, wipers, blinkers, roof where applicable etc.) should be ignored due to anxiety of not being able to get to a Biergarten rsn
    • U.S.A.: irrational behaviour detected by manipulating all available peripherical devices (lights, wipers, blinkers, roof where applicable etc.) should be ignored due to anxiety of not being able to get into a bar at all
    • Italy: Justa forgettabouta dis stupid stuff. We handall it hourselves, no problem!
    1. Re:Localization by xandroid · · Score: 1

      "Sweden, where it is mandatory to have the lights turned on"

      My 2001 Toyota always has its lights on. You start the car, your lights go on and stay that way 'til you turn the car off.

      Now, either Ford hasn't done any research whatsoever, or no Ford has this nifty little car-on-lights-on thing my Toyota has. I don't know which one it is, but I'm willing to bet that this system of Ford's will go through some changes before it catches on (if at all).

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  129. I didn't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't know that winshields had anything to do with slick conditions ;-)

    "Windshield use along with near-freezing pavement temperatures and ABS activations would point to slick conditions"

  130. Ford should... by Yim · · Score: 1

    spend more time and energy building better cars that automate the process of driving in different conditions than to criticize the driver who, by nature, is capable of error. Smarter cars as opposed to more safety watchdogs hounding every driver's move. They're already plenty of those, i.e. other drivers with cell phones. Hell, maybe they'll get a clue and get on the hybrid bandwagon and build, of all things, an efficient set of vehicles. In So. Cali, with fuel prices soaring above $2/gal, they could penetrate the market where Toyota has succeeded with the Prius. Put their vast portfolio and money where their mouth is.

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  131. Chevrolet Acronym by faitaccompli · · Score: 1

    Chevrolet = Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long, Extended Trips

  132. CSMA/CD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like collision detection with ethernet: If too many devices try to send packets out on the physical medium at the same time, they each wait for a random back-off time before retrying.

  133. Traffic ratings by sittingbull · · Score: 1

    The wait is almost over....!

    For those concerned about Big Brother tracking you in your car during your commute... do not worry there is no such thing as traffic, tracking, congestion, backups, or accidents.

    The words have been removed from the state-owned dictionary and thus all commuting is back to normal.

    The wait will be over shortly; thanks for...!

  134. and in new jersey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you can easily get yourself a ticket for being in the left lane at all unless you're passing.

  135. we speed because it benefits us each by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speeding is bad is as stupid as saying speeding is good. If going slow is the panacea then we should all ditch our cars and get bicycles. It'd be cheaper wouldn't it?

    I go fast because life is short. I drive safe because life is precious. Where to strike the balance is hard. The problem is that government and citizens disagree on what the balance is or on how to measure a reasonable balance.

    If you choose to go slow, that's great. You just better not be doing it in the left lane. I have a job to do, a kid to transport, a family to take care of, etc. I need to get everywhere fast or stuff doesn't get done.

    -theed

  136. This would make more of a statement... by edgedmurasame · · Score: 1

    Another one you could try is the following: Sure, I was about to say, KILLS for the speed, but this ought to do.

    SVT COBRA VIN#12345
    WINDSHIELD WIPERS:FLIPPING YOU OFF
    HEADLIGHTS: PLAID
    SPEED: LIGHT

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  137. using GPSs in cars to draw maps by xandroid · · Score: 1

    Imagine an opt-in system for letting drivers contribute to a GPS-drawn map. New car purchasers have an option of getting a GPS system installed, which would be used only for this map-drawing system (no need to break out the tinfoil hats...). A centralized system keeps track of each car's position (anonymously; it only needs to know where cars are, and not who is in the cars) and continuously updates a map of everywhere a car has been.

    After a somewhat short period of time, you'd get a digital, very accurate map of anywhere you can drive a car. If this constantly-growing map could be combined with something like the technology behind the best roadmap system around (Mapquest? Microsoft's "Streets and Maps"? I don't know), we'd end up with a pretty powerful way of getting around. As it'd be continuously updated, I think the best way to access it would be online you could print out a map of wherever you're going, or watch your car forge new trails on a PDA/cellphone.

    (Well...it's mildly off-topic, but I think it's a neat idea anyway.)

    What about the money for all this? I suppose the opt-in GPS in the car could be free, but using the maps themselves would require a small fee? Funded by car companies? A dot-com startup? I dunno.

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