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  1. Re:One small problem: still illegal on Cell Phone Headsets? · · Score: 1


    The solution is to stick the cell phone up yer back side. Then use your sphincter muscles to dial.

  2. Years of experience says on How Can I Be A Sys-Admin On The Road? · · Score: 1


    A good laptop and cell phone is all you need. Keep all of your tools, documents, etc. on the laptop. Also ensure that you can use your cell phone as a modem in worst case scenerio. A PDA gets in the way when you need to do a any amount of typing. Set it up so that the laptop is all you need, at the office or on the road.

  3. Re:When does it get good? on Farscape is Back · · Score: 1


    If you like the characters having more hissy fits and spewing gobs of anger, then yeah, it gets better, otherwise it sucks.

  4. Best work from Microsoft... on Great Computer Science Papers? · · Score: 2, Funny


    "Format C:" by B. Gates

  5. Re:The real reason the Big Mac is so good... on Big Mac Officially Ranks 3rd · · Score: 1


    ...and: "That's NOT beef."

  6. Re:Ridiculous requirements on What's the Worst Job Posting You've Seen? · · Score: 1


    Clueless HR dweebs.

  7. Longhorn Cowpies on Nonexistent Windows OS Superior to Panther · · Score: 1

    "Windows User Flings Longhorn Cowpies at Mac OS X"

    News at 11 - in 2007 when Longhorn is finally available on shiny cowpie shaped discs...

  8. Re:A new financing model... on Gangs Extort Companies With DDoS Attacks · · Score: 1

    DDoS me! I dare you!! 192.168.2.42

    Go ahead, make my day.

  9. How about... on Mounting Virtual Drives as Physical Drives in Windows? · · Score: 2, Interesting


    How about faking out the Win32 API call that tells the application if a drive is local, network, CD/DVD, etc. to return bogus info to the application?

  10. Re:The Truth on Billy the Kid Faces The Law... Again · · Score: 1


    In America, money wins over truth - every time.

  11. Re:If MS were really serious on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 1


    They would go bankrupt...

  12. Re:It's the home users... on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 1


    nmap a default install Solaris 8 or 9 box sometime. Talk about lots of ports listening...

  13. Re:Corporate deployments on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 1


    Try a software development company... Developers have to have admin privs on their machines otherwise they might as well go home...

  14. Re:Corporate deployments on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 1


    i.e. Outlook 2000 won't even start for the first time if the login account starting it doesn't have Administrator privledges on the machine... Bunch of forkin' idiots.

  15. Re:It's the home users... on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 1


    Until the day an infected laptop is brought 'inside a secured corporate network', or someone VPNs in on an infected machine from home...

  16. Re:It's the home users... on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 1


    How much $$$$$ and did you invoice Microsoft for the costs to implement this?

  17. Re:It's the home users... on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 1


    Ok, so you know what you are doing. What about the other 99.99% of the home users that have a computer and use it like an applicance and don't have a clue about patches, updates, etc.?

  18. Re:Windows Server 2003 on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 1

    Yes, true, but they did that after the cows left the barn...

    Doesn't do the millions of Win9X, Win2K, WinXP installations out there any good at all. No, sir, it does not.

  19. Re:time to protect the monolpoly on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 1


    You know, it is really wonderful that they did that. Too bad their biggest security related hits where after they did that...

  20. What?!? on Dealing with Outdated Automotive Software? · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    You haven't bought a brand new gas guzzling, oversized monstrosity of a SUV|Pickup|Minivan yet? How un-American of you not to support the American and Middle-Eastern oil-based economies by doing this! Shame on you!!

  21. Re:Sun really is good at designing processors on Sun To Build Opteron Servers · · Score: 1


    Let's compare how much $$$$ Sun, Intel and IBM each pissed away designing their respective processors...

  22. Re:another dell/HP on Sun To Build Opteron Servers · · Score: 1


    Ummm... Ever look inside an Ultra 60? Or Sun E450? 64-bit PCI, d00d...

  23. Re:IBM converting employees? on IBM To Run VoIP On Linux · · Score: 1


    Holy Format C:, Batman!

  24. Re:Matrix 4 on The Matrix: Resolutions · · Score: 2, Funny


    But is the "The Source" 'Open Source' or 'Closed Source'?

  25. Re:Thats what we get for tolerating advertisements on FTC Shuts Down Pop-Up Extortion Firm · · Score: 1

    Answer: $$$$$

    PS. Dumbass lameness filter thinks six $ in a row is 'ascii' art.