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The Matrix: Resolutions

Slappy White writes "For six months, Matrix message boards were aflame with speculation, theories, predictions and outright psychotic guessing about Revolutions. Now the film is here, and this article has a humorous roundup of some of the popular theories, both those that were close and others that were, shall we say, a little off the mark." I still haven't seen this film, so I'll refrain from passing judgment, but I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded. Update: 11/09 02:38 GMT by CN : Some folks who've never seen the Twilight Zone or even the Simpsons' Treehouse of Horrors thought that was a spoiler. If you're one of those people, I'm very sorry.

721 comments

  1. Personally by SargeZT · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I always subscribed to the Matrix withinside a Matrix theory. Well.. Too bad. The movie wasn't that great, but at least it was better than Reloaded.

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    1. Re:Personally by vanyel · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree (on both counts). If the "outside" isn't another matrix, then they're going off into the realm of the mystical, which was ok inside the matrix where such things are actually possible. Outside, it's just hokem and majorly detracts from the story. IMNSHO.

    2. Re:Personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunately Carrie-Anne Moss's Restraining order against me extends to all movie theatres and video stores in the Tri State area. Now I'll never know the ending!

    3. Re:Personally by happy+monday · · Score: 1

      Man, they should totally have had a matrix inside a matrix. they are dumbasses for not doing so. it would have been cool. to have an endless regression of matrices, like a nightmare or something, really fuck with peoples heads like a proper sci-fi flick should. not that i've seen the current movie.

    4. Re:Personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Man, they should totally have had a matrix inside a matrix. they are dumbasses for not doing so. it would have been cool. to have an endless regression of matrices...
      What would have been an even better idea would have been to have had exactly two matrices--the one that we were introduced to in the original film (the present-day matrix), and then a machine-world/Zion matrix. As expected, the present-day matrix would have existed inside of the machine-world/Zion matrix. But (here's the interesting bit) the machine-world matrix would have existed inside of the present-day matrix. The Merovingian and the train guy could have been used to explain that bit, rather than just having them there for no reason.

      With it set up like that, neither matrix could exist without the other, and yet each would be equally unreal. The origin of either would be inexplicable, just like our current inability to explain the existence of the Universe.
    5. Re:Personally by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Not necessarily.

      Let's suppose right now you are in the Matrix. Slashdot is merely a means of control created by the creators of the Matrix (no, not the Wachowski brothers, I mean the machines or architect or whatever.)

      BTW, isn't it cool the Wachowskis now know the vast majority of geeks will spell their names right now, despite being unable to spell "lose" or "ridiculous"? But I digress.

      What evidence do you have that the "real" resembles the Matrix? I mean, you don't know. You can't know. Indeed, ignoring the fact that The Matrix is just a movie for a second and getting out and looking at how it would be implemented if it were real, the chances are The Matrix simulates a much simpler world than the world outside.

      In the "real", you might resemble yourself but obey entirely different laws of physics.

      Please though: stop looking for a "right answer" in Revolutions. I don't think that's the point of the movie by a long shot.

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    6. Re:Personally by E-Rock · · Score: 1

      When the movie opened with the yellow-white fractal, then went to matrix, then turned 90 degress and matrixed out again, I was like *ah-ha* it is a layered matrix. But alas, it was not, but it was still a good flick and finished up the trilogy very well.
      Fan-boys and fairy tale ending types are pissed, but I'm gald they went with the more complicated ending that you have to think thru.

    7. Re:Personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I understood the film (AFAIUTF? :)) the architect did not create the Matrix. He is merely just another program controlling the Matrix (balancing the equations).

    8. Re:Personally by BurKaZoiD · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The movie wasn't that great, but at least it was better than Reloaded

      Gawd, I hope so. That anal-rape scene between Neo & Trinity at the start of Reloaded was just downright disturbing.

    9. Re:Personally by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. The ships obviously connect to the matrix via wireless. What if Neo had something in addition to his plugs which allowed him to 'jack in' via wireless as well? He could control the machines.

    10. Re:Personally by ShadowRage · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would put a restraining order on her.

    11. Re:Personally by DavidNWelton · · Score: 1

      I was sure the 3rd one was going to end with Keanu Reeves waking up and looking shocked...

      "Bill, I had this most heinous dream dude!"

      Maybe the evil robot Bill and Ted took over and wrecked the 3rd film.

    12. Re:Personally by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally, I subscribed to the theory that the ending might actually be...... good! I guess that was the most nutso theory of all.

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    13. Re:Personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why didn't he make the sentinels stop invading zion?

    14. Re:Personally by FireballFreddy · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I feel like telling the brothers "Ok, you're joking right? You're releasing the real movie in 6 months?"

      What a pathetic steaming pile of crap that movie was. Bad lines, bad acting, ripped-off ideas, unanswered questions, chock-full of deus ex machina, and not nearly enough of Monica Bellucci's breasts. They got everything wrong except the special effects, and those alone don't make a movie.

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    15. Re:Personally by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      You should know, you had to memorize all those lines Neo said...

    16. Re:Personally by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --I *still* subscribe to the two-Matrix explanation. It's the only thing that makes sense, given that Neo can "see" Gold Code both in- and outside the Matrix. (Remember that Seraph is GC.)

      --My personal theory is that all the people IRL are really on life support because of a Nuclear War, and the Matrix(es) were created to keep their brains busy. Thus you can be "woken up" out of your pod in the Green Matrix, but you're still inside the Blue Matrix - because waking up ALL THE WAY would kill you.

      --This also explains how Neo got to the train station, how he got back into the GMatrix, and how he ultimately gets back into the Blue Matrix after seeing the Oracle - all without being "plugged in" - the plug-in Jacks are all part of the simulation!

      --It's the only thing that makes (some sort of) sense I tell you! It even explains how Neo can influence the machines that swarm around Zion and the machine city.

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    17. Re:Personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cuz that wouldn't have ended the war.. why go for a temporary solution, when he could cut a deal with the source to stop the war entirely?

    18. Re:Personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what was unanswered? The oracle told Neo that the architect was unable to understand choices.. after contemplating this, Neo realised that if he could get the system to agree to his terms, he could end the war, and free those that want to be free. The computer, not able to understand choice, could not go back on what it says it would do, it doesn't understand that concept. Neo had a bargaining chip, being able to bring the Smith "virus" into the hands of the computer. Therefore, all Neo had to do was get smith to take him over, and the computer could learn Smith, and destroy it.

      If Neo had destroyed the source, all of the people in the life support systems would have been cut off, and everyone but those left in Zion would have died. Bad move.

      Think about it...

    19. Re:Personally by vanyel · · Score: 1
      Please though: stop looking for a "right answer" in Revolutions. I don't think that's the point of the movie by a long shot.

      I'm not looking for a "right" answer, just a consistent one. Real-world people don't telepath with computers, and even with other people it's highly doubtful. Unless of course, we're in the Matrix now which is more limited and in the real world we *can* telepath with anything we want. Or, I suppose one could postulate that Neo is a mutation that can and that's what makes him "the one". But as a film, they didn't lay the groundwork for that to be a plausible option.

    20. Re:Personally by vanyel · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting point, though the ships had to go to specific locations to do so. Even though they picked a specific subset that were relatively untraceable, I'm pretty sure they still mentioned that there were specific locations they had to be at in any case. And they're going to have more powerful transmitters than Neo would be able to have, human battery or not.

      He did have limited abilities on his own, but it would take some power, I would think, to take on the sentinels directly. Unless he could maybe hack them when they were in range, since they obviously have wireless communications with each other and the matrix itself. So I can buy it, but again, I think they should have laid some groundwork for that. To non-geeks, it's just mysticism.

    21. Re:Personally by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 1

      this site is the dumbest thing i have ever seen. seriously. like, it tries so hard to be witty but its just really awful. allah be praised.

    22. Re:Personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Righton brother!
      Screw all joo who thought the movie sucked. It is you that suck. The movie was cool.

      Toodooloo

    23. Re:Personally by hitmark · · Score: 1

      lats take that in a slightly diffrent direction:

      he didnt jack into the matrix pr see, what he hooked up to was the wireless comunications from one sentinel to the next thereby being able to exploit his ability to twist code to kill of the power system of the sentinel...

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    24. Re:Personally by slorge · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I thought it was a great movie. Good vs evil, faith vs. freewill, love vs. hate, etc. Plus great visuals and humor. I will be purchasing the DVD on the day it's available. I was mesmerized. I hear a lot of disappointment in the reviews, I think, because there wasn't a 'somebody gets a medal' ceremony in the end. I actually went to the film expecting to be disappointed. It did not happen.

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    25. Re:Personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...why did the computer need Neo to get hold of a copy of Smith? It had utter control of every human 'battery' in the Matrix - surely it could've extracted the Smith pattern out of those???

    26. Re:Personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because neo had the connection to the source.. neo was in essence a part of the computer.

    27. Re:Personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scratch that.. Smith was taking over programs, not people, he had nothing to gain by taking humans, they didn't control the matrix, the programs did. Neo was both a program and a human. Smith also gained the abilities of those he took over, so by grabbing Neo, he'd essentially gain Neo's abilities.

    28. Re:Personally by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 1

      Real-world people don't telepath with computers

      and real-world machines are intelligent and will either kill you or turn you into a battery based on their own understanding of will and purpose.

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    29. Re:Personally by Canadian_Daemon · · Score: 1

      Neo has no real power. He is another control, made by the Oracle to change the matrix. She tells him that his choices are already made, and that he has to understand them, because he, and smith are just controls, another part of that system, another means for her to expoit and shutdown the matrix. So in the end, the Marovingian was right, choice is an illusion, 'given' from those with power.

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  2. Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Karamchand · · Score: 4, Informative

    well as i said there's no more text in this posting. just thank you for the spoiler, CN!

    1. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      thank you for the spoiler, CN!

      agreed -- what an assklown... some people work during the week and wait to see stuff like this until the weekend. thanks for yet another bone-headed, moronic maneuver slashdot!

    2. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No shit! No wonder they took you off all the polls.

    3. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, that's not much of a spoiler. A spoiler would come from reading the article and learning which characters die, how the movie ends, etc.

      Mentioning something that isn't in the movie isn't a spoiler. Mentioning something that IS IN THE MOVIE is a spoiler.

    4. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wrong, my dear. nearly everything which says something about the content is a spoiler. since saying what's not in the movie says something about the content as well it's a spoiler, my dear.

    5. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CowboyNeal is a fucking cock munching ass pounding faggot!!!! God damn asshole! I fucking wait months for this movie and an hour before i go to see it you post that crap in the fucking article heading you stupid piece of crap! Go fucking kill yourself you stupid twat...

    6. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what spoiler?

      there's no spoiler in it, except that some theories were wrong.

      besides, if you don't want matrix spoilers who the f told you to read matrix stories? or heck, even read slashdot.

      even more importantly if one line can spoil your movie experience, there wasn't much to begin with.

      otoh, i did like revolutions quite a bit(i'd give it 3 stars or so, though i didn't find it that surprising of an ending after watching reloaded and animatrixes, it quite well is the only reasonable ending)

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    7. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      besides, if you don't want matrix spoilers who the f told you to read matrix stories? or heck, even read slashdot.

      Hard to miss it when it's on the front page.

      even more importantly if one line can spoil your movie experience, there wasn't much to begin with.

      It doesn't spoil the entire experience, but it certainly does put a damper on a large chunk of the the Matrix discussions, alot of which revolved around around "what is the matrix".

      What's next? "Trinity is dead"?

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    8. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know it's a spoiler if you haven't watched the movie? You don't.
      Here's a spoiler for you.. neo saves zion, defeats smith and gets married with Trinity. dumbass.

    9. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's next? "Trinity is dead"?

      Yes.

    10. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by nomel · · Score: 0

      CowboyNeal, you bastard. That was my main theory that I wanted to prove. Screw slashdot for a while. Jesus christ, do a little thinking before you post.

      (This will be my first intentionally bad post).

    11. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you do realise why they're categorized? so that you could go into your prefs and hide it!

      you know what "Exclude Stories from the Homepage" means?
      -

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    12. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think you're thinking in terms of a spoiler like "The Emperor doesn't kill Luke". However, we're thinking in terms of a spoiler like "Vader isn't Luke's father".

      It's not at all clear in the movie that we're not dealing with one virtual world inside, or connected to, another. Both from the science fiction side, where the "real" has properties where an explanation only fits if it too is virtual, and the spiritual, where the "real" world is artificial by definition, souls etc being on a different plane, multiple areas of reality are very much consistant with Revolution's premise.

    13. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by critter_hunter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously you haven't read the article - I doubt there's even one shred of a fact in there, and if it's the basis for CowboyNeal's comment (who says he hasn't seen the movie), well, it doesn't mean *anything*. I mean, that's a pointlesswasteoftime.com article for God's sake, not exactly a reputable news source. I bet you write back emails flaming TruthMedia reviews, too, eh?

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    14. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by vigilology · · Score: 1

      No shit. If you have a Slashdot account, you can use your 'Homepage' preferences to exclude stories from specific arsehole 'authors'.

    15. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Or you can do what I did, and select CowboyNeal stories for exclusion.

    16. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by vigilology · · Score: 1

      Better yet, movie and TV series articles should be out in their own topic so that we can filter them out and not see the spoilers that the fuckwit Slashdot authors inevitably post.

    17. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by vigilology · · Score: 1

      Oh, I see there is a 'Movies' section. Why the fuck was this not put in there?

    18. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should have looked at the title of the story, seen the word MATRIX and started ignoring any following text?

      Or dropped Matrix stories from your prefs?

      Or maybe you shouldn't get all worked up over the fact that a single theory leaked onto the /. front page, with no plot details, ending details or anything else that generally constitutes a 'spoiler?'

      Or maybe you could be less of a fucking twit? Your call.

    19. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vader isn't Luke's father? Gee, thanks. Not everyone has seen Return of the Jedi yet, you know.

    20. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by wdr1 · · Score: 1

      CowbyNeal does a good job, IMHO. Much better to opt of two slashdot village idiots: timothy & michael. ugh.

      -Bill

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    21. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not at all clear in the movie that we're not dealing with one virtual world inside, or connected to, another.

      Oh great. Thanks for the spoiler.

    22. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Chazmati · · Score: 1

      That's for the tip, I guess I missed the "Spoilers" topic. Oh, wait, there *isn't* a spoilers topic.

      So you're saying I should hide all "Funny" stories?

    23. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [insert french accent]
      what spoiler?

      there's no spoiler in it


      He wasn't spoiling your lips, my love.

    24. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Snaller · · Score: 1

      There is nothing in the film which disproves the theory. But he is right, nobody says "there is a matrix in the matrix"

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    25. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know, they'll go and spoil Return of the king, by telling us the ring did it! Oops!

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    26. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I was speaking out of anger there. I really think it was inappropriate, to one of the greater degrees. But, it doesn't mean I should have gotten so upset. Blah.

    27. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      then were back on square 1, you shouldn't be reading slashdot if you don't want spoilers at all, and it's quite mad to read stories marked as matrix if you don't want spoilers.

      theres some fellows posting the end outcome as reply title.

      .

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    28. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by nicomen · · Score: 1

      WELL, THANK YOU! What ring? Not everyone has seen Tolkien's filmatized trilogy.

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    29. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well guy, do what I did ... don't read Slashdot between the time that the big geek movie comes out and the time that you see the big geek movie!

      Heck, I wish I hadn't downloaded any of the trailers either ... gotta be stronger and not do that next time.

    30. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) by Chazmati · · Score: 1

      This I agree with:
      you shouldn't be reading slashdot if you don't want spoilers at all

      This I don't:
      you do realise why they're categorized? so that you could go into your prefs and hide it!

      So you're right, it's my own damn fault for reading a spoiler, but there's no way I could have filtered out a 'spoiler' with my preferences.

  3. Matrix?? by Newt-dog · · Score: 1
    Heck, I never even bothered to see the first one. I did see the 7 or 8 part anime versions that started the "Matrix" line of thinking. They were cool.

    Newt-dog

    1. Re:Matrix?? by Kenja · · Score: 1

      I assume you are speaking of the Animatrix animations. If so you should know that those where done AFTER the second movie and thus did not start teh Matrix line of thinking.

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    2. Re:Matrix?? by Newt-dog · · Score: 1
      I never saw the Martix series -- I DID see the animatrix version online, so I gave it a view. I didn't realize that it was done after the movie version. I just didn't follow the Matrix series, or any movies for that matter, very closly. My error.

      Newt-dog

    3. Re:Matrix?? by Master+Bait · · Score: 1
      The first one was a well-crafted look at solipsism. Every shot was beautifully composed, the sound was superb, script was fresh.

      The two that followed were standard good guys versus bad guys Hollywood gruel. You've seen them before starring John Wayne or Victor Mature. Add expensive modern cinematic artifice (called special effects), add plot hooks into the first movie and that just about says it all.

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    4. Re:Matrix?? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Informative
      That's true of M2, but I don't think it's true of M3. Indeed, I don't know why it's true of M2 - M2 has dollops of cheesy, Hollywoody, cliches throughout, and relatively little in the things that made M1 great.

      M3 was a vast improvement. They ditched a lot of the Hollywood nonsense and that's what's peeved a lot of viewers. People expected:

      • Explanations for issues raised in M2 - but they didn't get them.
      • A happy ending with Neo and Trinity going off into the sunset hand-in-hand - nope, spectularly opposite yet still a victorious ending
      • for it to continue the language of Hollywood as happened in the second film - there were a handful of cases, but by and large it was a fairly un-Hollywood like production
      Anyone who went in saying "I know why Neo has powers in the real world and how Agent Smith is able to enter a body in the real world" left Revolutions without a new explanation, or thinking they'd been told they were wrong and it's just what's is is is. Insofar as that happened, it's a bad movie, the fact the questions were not being answered could have been more emphasised.

      There was precious little in the good-guys vs bad-guys stuff. The line between the two opposing forces - the machines and the humans - is blurred, a new life form is inserted (or rather seperated) into the equation, and only a computer virus continues to be unambiguously necessary to defeat.

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    5. Re:Matrix?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest difference between Matrix 1 and 3 was the connection to the reality/thoughts of the people sitting in the audience: 1 had it, 3 didn't.

      In Matrix 1, there were all these different things that you could think "hey ya, I would do that".

      Neo trying to walk along the edge of the building trying to escape unknown officials but deciding that whoever was on the cell phone helping him escape was going to get him killed falling to his death. His choice was the choice I would make: "fuck this, I'm going back to those FBI looking people." It was real enough that I could connect to that.

      Or the fight program he learns with Morpheus. If I was given immediate knowledge of some martial arts, I would try to fight using it. But wait, this is the Matrix, Morpheus tells Neo to think differently about this unreality: "crap, I wasn't thinking about the unreality of it either."

      Other connections in your life connected to the movie. From big thoughts about what is all of this I am in, to small connections like the deja vu scene with the cat: "I've had deja vu, is it someone resetting things?"

      All of that connection was in the first Matrix, and is a big part of why so many people "connected" to it. But Matrix Revolutions had none of that connection. Just a bunch of attempts at "gosh that looks cool" and "how philosophically mysterious". But no connection to people's everyday life.

    6. Re:Matrix?? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I think the dialogue was far worse, far cheesier, and far more forced.

      Morpheus expounds on his beliefs that Neo will die trying.
      The kid suddenly grows up enough to watch his father-figure commander die, and gets the strength to save everyone.
      The war gets all close, but winds up acting like "Return of the Jedi" or even "The Phantom Menace."

  4. Cowboy Spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I still haven't seen this film, so I'll refrain from passing judgment, but I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded."

    I guess 4 days was too long to wait to see the movie before slashdot would post spoilers on the front page.

    1. Re:Cowboy Spoiler by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Funny

      I guess 4 days was too long to wait to see the movie before slashdot would post spoilers on the front page.

      When it comes to X-Men, Matrix or Star Wars, yes 4 days IS too long. You cheap motherfucker. Go catch a Matinee.

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    2. Re:Cowboy Spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that, there's gotta be a bittorrent link out there, anyone? ;o)

    3. Re:Cowboy Spoiler by TPFH · · Score: 1

      For Reloaded I got a spoiler meta-moderating.

      This time around I just stopped watching /. a few days before the movie came out until I saw it.

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  5. The worst thing in Revolution by yaroslav_at_yaroslav · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The worst thing in Revolution theory - they did not told us HOW EXACTLY can Neo stop machines in real world? They say something... "He is the one - so it's obvious" - but it is really not obvious. I suppose that there will be no Matrix IV, V or VI (they told us so), but there can be something like "Neo", "Neo Reloaded", "Neo Revolutions" movies ;-)

    1. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by knowles420 · · Score: 1

      it's always fun when a movie provides you with clear and definite details so you don't have to think or use your own mind or imagination yourself. the matrix trilogy as a whole has spurned some of the finest ideas i've had in quite some time because it is not sharply defined and concrete. if you want details on how to stop evil flying machines with your mind, you are going to have to write your own movie. it's over. it's complete. use it to spark your own imagination and you may enjoy it more...

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    2. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by frankthechicken · · Score: 1

      For god's sake, think of the children, don't make them use their imagination. That would just be far too close to making them read a goddamn book.

    3. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by kidlinux · · Score: 1

      Because Neo is "The One", and contains code for "rebooting" the matrix (hah, the machines are running Windows!) and because Neo is such an intrinsic part of the matrix, he has a connection to the machines. That's why he can see the machines (and only the machines) when he's blind, that's how he can stop them, and that's how he separated his mind from body when he was in the matrix but not jacked in.

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      -kidlinux.
    4. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It Did but it was in bits on peices. Neo's Brainwaves integrated with the matrix so much that he was able to control the machines outside of the matrix. When Neo died in the first movie he basically "transcended" his body. I think the Wachowskis were going for that whole mind is bigger then the body scenario. That or they just love messing with peoples heads. Theres just way too much philosophy and mixed religion in this thing for most people to understand.

    5. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      horseshit. in-Matrix abilities do not translate to real-world connections, no matter how much the movie tries to use that flawed device.

      Basically, the reasoning boils down to

      "Because Neo is `The One', he has magic anti-Machine powers in the real world.

    6. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by critter_hunter · · Score: 1

      Philosophy, religion, I think you mean "fortune cookies", because that pretty much sums up the depth of The Matrix's philosophy. The movies start on some interestings bases, ask some Intro to Philosophy level questions about the nature of reality (The Matrix) and choice/destiny (Reloaded), but it never got inventive beyond the somewhat neat combining of cyberpunk, kung fu action and Freshman Philosophy. The movies always stopped short of actually showing intelligence to show some more high Special FX fight scenes instead

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      Karma: Could be worse (could be raining)
    7. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by monkeyfinger · · Score: 0
      the matrix trilogy as a whole has spurned some of the finest ideas i've had in quite some time

      I'm guessing you were looking for the word spawned, which means to produce or bring forth. Spurned generally means rejected, which is a very different meaning.

      I found the first film very provoking, but I didn't enjoy the second and third as much. I felt they were just making stuff up to squeeze out more cash.

    8. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by ceejayoz · · Score: 2, Informative

      He uses 802.11zzz.

    9. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " they did not told us HOW EXACTLY can Neo stop machines in real world? They say something... "He is the one - so it's obvious" - but it is really not obvious."

      It was obvious to me. He was created by the Oracle. She had the power to do it. She had the power to link him in to the machines. And, since he was born by the machines, it stands to reason he had the right implants needed to control them. (It even explains why his ability to mess with the machines was limited.)

      He was, in essence, a tool of the Oracle. In some respects, you could describe him as artificial. If I'm right, it explains how he could be 'the one' without having an real understanding of the Matrix like Neo and Trinity and all the other 250,000 people did.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    10. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I think he was created by the Oracle as well. I believe that Smith was created by the Architect. She had said that the Architect was there to balance the equation, and she was there to unbalance it.

      I think she created Neo first, and he countered with Smith. As the Matrix reloaded all those times (7 or whatever?) they both made their Neos and Smiths stronger, until the point that Neo was strong enough to end the war. The Architect's Smith had to be uber mega strong then - able to spread itself and all that - to counter Neo.

      But I dunno, I just got done seeing it, haven't had much time to let it "sink in." Lots and lots and lots of action kind of threw me off the trail I think.

    11. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what's even more fun is when sci-fi writers and moviemakers don't fill in the blanks in their own universe, whether they choose to explain them to the audience or not. That way, it's sure to seem "mystical", and you can guarantee a variety of interpretations and mystery. If it seems a little self-contradictory, it's even more mysterious!

      The problem with this is that sci-fi fans like explanations -- not because they don't know how to think, but because they are generally dyed-in-the-wool skeptics and opposed to belief through faith rather than evidence. I mean, that's what the science part of sci-fi is all about. Consequently, they are not all that impressed with simple answers (to complicated questions) like "He's the One" or "His powers extend back to the Source". If giving something a name, with a Capital Letter, is providing an explanation, then I've got science and religion all confused.

      I imagine you're thinking that this movie "spawned" rather than "spurned" your best ideas. "Inspired" would be better, no? Otherwise not so much using your own mind or imagination (yourself).

    12. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      You asked about how Neo was able to control machines. An equally interesting question is how was Agent Smith able to replicate himself, and how was he able to take somebody out in the real world. If the Oracle did create Neo with the ability to manipulate machines, then it stands to reason she could also have created Smith with sort of the opposite ability.

      By creating this situation, she put both man and machine into a position where they would have a common problem to solve, thus potentially sparking peace between them. She did allude to the Architect being arrogant and short-sighted. I have difficulty imagining that the Architect created Smith, especially considering the influence the Oracle still had on him after being infected by him.

      I haven't ruled out the possibility that the Architect created Agent Smith, but I am more convinced that the Oracle did. She made references to not being able to see past a choice, and I think that's what she meant. She took a huge gamble to make that all work.

      I kinda hope I'm right about that. It makes for a very interesting way to end the trilogy. Neo wasn't the hero, the Oracle was the whole time. A machine within the machines wanted to make the Matrix work by making it so the 'awake people' could enjoy life as well.

      Have a good weekend.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    13. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by arose · · Score: 1

      "how was Agent Smith able to replicate himself"

      He is a virus.

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      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
    14. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Don't stop there. Viruses don't just appear for the fun of it.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    15. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by arose · · Score: 1

      Smith and other agents were designed with the ability to infect humans connected to the Matrix, but unable to duplicate. Smith had studied biological life forms, as can be seen in his monologue in "The Matrix". After Neo blew Smith to peaces he reformed himself with the ablility to duplicate himeself and also with the ablity to infect other programs, and humans not hardwired to the Matrix.
      The interesting question is why. Maybe he decided the only way to kill the the "human virus", was to turn himself into a virus. Maybe he wanted to be at different places at the same time, or maybe just a mutation.

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      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
    16. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is totally offtopic, it is a response to the oldest entry in your Journal (which has long been archived).
      You complained that Moderators never bothered to say why they had moderated something down.

      They can't, unless they post a/c. You cannot moderate and post in the same story. If you try and bypass this by moderating and subsequently posting, your moderations are voided.

      What I would like to see is paired moderations: Insightful/Inane, Interesting/Boring, Informative/JUST-PLAIN-WRONG or even the obvious Funny/Unfunny.

      Vlad, posting a/c because this is o/t, not because I moderated :-)

    17. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Hi Vlad,

      I wrote that journal entry weell over a year ago. Since then I've recieved mod points and discovered that little problem heh. Discovered you have to totally log out, just hitting the AC button isn't enough. Saved my butt once, though. I went to mod somebody as insightful/infortmative, but rolled the wheel to scroll down and didn't realized it spun that box, so I accidently modded it as troll. Doh. So I posted in there to undo the moderation.

      "What I would like to see is paired moderations: Insightful/Inane, Interesting/Boring, Informative/JUST-PLAIN-WRONG or even the obvious Funny/Unfunny."

      Yeah I see what you mean. I'd like for the moderation system to be a little more involved byother usrs. Metamoderation's a good start, but it's used to weed out moderators. I have a feeling I've been booted out of the pool. I moderated somebody as troll once ... I forget the specifics, they made an untrue/FUD comment about Windows and was modded up for it. In metamoderations, I was dinged as unfair once or twice. Since then, I've not recieved mod points. I don't know for sure if that's what got me but I haven't modded in a long time now. Meanwhile, that dude's post is still at +4.

      Personally, I'd be happy to see each post with lists of how many times it was modded as fair or unfair. Heh I dunno.

      There's problems any way you approach it, and I imagine that's the very reason it's a very limited system.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    18. Re:The worst thing in Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that Agent Smith called her 'Mom' in the 3rd movie, just before he infected her... Is that enough evidence she created him/it?

  6. I thought Revolutions was very good by chrisgeleven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To me, Revolutions has come the closest to accomplishing what the first Matrix did. The plot was so much better, flowed nicely, and the dialog was easy to understand yet had those hidden philosophy messages which is what made the first movie so successful.

    The special effects were amazing as well.

    What got me was the amazing ending. It was unexpected in someways, but totally made sense when you consider everything that happened in the movie.

    Also there still is enough unanswered questions that another trilogy could be created if they ever wanted to. They will probably wait 10-20 years before doing another trilogy if they ever wanted to.

    1. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Thank God that other people agree with me on this one.

      The reviewers all must have been on crack or never saw the first two. If you actually have watched the matrix trilogy, animatrix, enter the matrix, and understand some philosophy, as well as some other things, then people would understand exactly how great revolutions was.

      Honestly IMHO it couldn't have been better in any regard. It did everything it had to, everything was explained, and everything was perfect. If you don't see this because of your own ignorance, don't blame it on something else. I left the theatre with my mind in shock. Revolutions was the perfect ending to the perfect trilogy. I had been waiting for this since April 1999, and wouldnt have wanted it to be any different.

    2. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by helix400 · · Score: 1

      Yep. I actually wasn't surprised by the ending, I was pretty much expecting it.

      I watched the Revolutions with one thought in mind. The Architect in Reloaded couldn't force Neo into the door he wanted. He was forced, by some higher ranking machine, to allow Neo to choose an alternatee path, a path that the Oracle and some higher machine power knew would hopefully lead to a peaceful coexistance.

      So in my head, I sort of already knew that the Oracle and the Architect were opposites, but both playing the role they were designed for. Also there was higher machine power that eventually wanted a coexistance...when the time was right. The ending following helped conclude this idea nicely.

    3. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by rjamestaylor · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Last night I took my wife to Matrix Revolutions for our Friday night date (our kids' Mimi is visiting; we dumped them on her). Earlier this week I said I was disappointed that their wasn't a Matrix-in-a-Matrix and that the final was panned as resoundly that it was.

      Did the panners SEE this movie? We thought it was great. Confusing to follow -- we purposefully had a movie and then dinner so we could talk about it -- but rewarding and satisfyingly concluding (the whole universe doesn't have to end just to provide closure, people).

      The action was awesome, so was the passion and interpersonal storyline. Neo and Trinity, Morpheous and Nairobi (sp?), Link and his wife (names?), Morpheous and Neo and Oracle, Frenchman and his wife/trophy, Agent Smith and Neo, Oracle and Architect, and even Machines and Humanity. Character development was good, too: the young boy rescued by Neo, between I and II, who idolized Neo developed very well, for example.

      At the point Neo made his bargain with the Machines and let Smith infect him I turned to my wife, who I met in a 2 year post-undergraduate degree Bible school, and said, "He who knew no sin became sin on our behalf..." (2 Cor 5:21a) and "God, sending His own Son in the likeness of the flesh of sin and concerning sin, condemned sin in the flesh" (Romans 8:3/partial): that is, Neo localized Agent Smith and, being physically plugged in, even though he could possibly make it into the Matrix without the plugs, he sacrificed himself to terminate the viral agent of death. BTW, If this doesn't sound familiar, look at this:

      Although Christ did not have the sin of the flesh, He was crucified in the flesh (Col. 1:22; 1 Pet. 3:18). Thus, on the cross He judged Satan, who is related to the flesh, and the world, which hangs on him (John 12:31; 16:11), thereby destroying Satan (Heb. 2:14). At the same time, through Christ's crucifixion in the flesh, God condemned sin, which was brought by Satan into man's flesh. As a result, it is possible for us to walk not according to the flesh but according to the spirit that the righteous requirement of the law might be fulfilled in us (v. 4).
      And there was much other philosophical treats scattered throughout -- love and karma, just words but given meaning by what they are connected with (the latter so very relevant to Slashdotters, especially those remembering Signal11 and the karma whore wars... :-).

      In short, once again I think reviews are useless (except in the case of Ben & JLo flicks) and I regret being influenced in the least by the nay-sayers. I think people pan movies like this just because its easier than admitting, "I need to see it again and ponder for a while what it all means."

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      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    4. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by glwtta · · Score: 2
      To me, Revolutions has come the closest to accomplishing what the first Matrix did. The plot was so much better, flowed nicely, and the dialog was easy to understand yet had those hidden philosophy messages which is what made the first movie so successful.
      ...
      What got me was the amazing ending. It was unexpected in someways, but totally made sense when you consider everything that happened in the movie.

      Question - is this what all the people who say that the only way to not like these movies is to "not get" them, think?

      If so, that would explain a lot - but, I am afraid you will have to abandon your theories that it is your superior intellect and powers of observation that allow you to appreciate the movies while the rest of us are in the dark. The plot, for all it's flowing, was nearly non-existent, and those parts that did flow in, have done so in literally hundreds of movies before this. The dialogue was trite to the point of silliness (quite a few people already pointed out the chuckles it has caused - not an uncommon reaction), the "philosophical messages" were hidden with the same finesse that one wields a two-by-four with.

      Oh, and if you considered the ending unexpected, you are incredibly lucky - your life must be full of surprises.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    5. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Don't you get it?

      People like you keep saying "there was no plot" when people who claim to "get it" DO see the plot. They see the meanings for what happened and the message the movie was saying.

      There were tons of hidden references in the intro graphics alone. Fibonacci sequences, a quick view of the Machine City, that strange symbol that was shown...there is so much going on in the movie. Lots of allegory.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    6. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by keriaan · · Score: 1

      Okay, one thought . . . what the heck is a Mimi and where can I get one to leave my kids with? Sounds great!

    7. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      Mimi == Grandmother. Don't ask why! They are handy and require little maintenance.

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      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    8. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      The Architect in Reloaded couldn't force Neo into the door he wanted. He was forced, by some higher ranking machine, to allow Neo to choose an alternatee path, a path that the Oracle and some higher machine power knew would hopefully lead to a peaceful coexistance.

      Whether or not he could have forced Neo into the "correct" door is besides the point. Neo was given a choice, and then the Architect, with _full_ _foreknowledge_ told Neo the information that would make him choose the wrong door. The Architect knew that Neo would respond "irrationally" to Trinity being at risk. If he's actually wanted Neo to choose the "correct" door he should have lied, or at least ommited that particular truth. "If you pick the door to your right, you will choose eight females and 15 males, including Trinity if you want, to restart Zion." Just don't mention that Trinity will be dead by that point so selecting her won't do any good.

      Or if the Architect can lie, tell Neo that Trinity is about to die, but tell him that if he picks the door on the right, he can save Trinity and let Neo pick her as one of the eight. Hell, the Architect could very well have that power. The Agents should all be under his supervision anyway, right? Just order that agent to cease fire if Neo picks the right door. Or do one of those rewrites of the matrix that they've done before (deja vu in the first movie) and save her ass.

      There are a lot of ways the Architect could have manipulated Neo into making the "right" choice. However he just as clearly manipulated Neo into making the "wrong" choice. It doesn't seem clear to me that the Machine wanted peace between the humans and machines like you say, but you're right, _something_ has to have wanted Neo to make the "wrong" choice.

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    9. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      Wow. All these posters take the time to make precise, articulate criticisms of specific aspects of the movie, yet how can they stand against the logic and lucidity of your post. Indeed, confirmation that this movie was "perfect" and left your mind "in a state of shock" truly demonstrates that the naysayers were ignorant or on crack. Thank you for injecting some intellectual content into this otherwise barren, movie-critical mass.

    10. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Last night I took my wife to Matrix Revolutions for our Friday night date

      You have a wife? Woah

      On a more serious note I have to say that you have a good representation of how the events in the trilogy can be viewed. Of course all CS people will disagree with you since by a CS person's nature there is no God, just like there is no spoon.

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      this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom. -- Lincoln, Gettysburg Address
    11. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      Thanks.

      Just because I refuse to acknowledge the spoon doesn't mean it isn't stirring my coffee...

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      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    12. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      What got me was the amazing ending. It was unexpected in someways, but totally made sense when you consider everything that happened in the movie.

      Lets see, what happened during the movie was that the machines attacked Zion and killed everyone they saw.

      What happened in the end what that they changed their mind and went home.

      How did that make sense exactly?

      What got me was the amazing ending. It was unexpected in someways

      Lessee...Neo fights Smith, punch punch kick kick, Neo defeats Smith. Yeaaaah...unexpected...suuure...
      Ok, I admit it, I didn't expect to see a sample of the live action DragonBall movie inserted during the Neo/Smith fight. Goku looks good in a black trench coat tough...

      Also there still is enough unanswered questions

      Yeah, like ALL of them.

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    13. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by Scrameustache · · Score: 1
      Last night I took my wife (who I met in Bible school) to Matrix Revolutions [...] The action was awesome, so was the passion and interpersonal storyline. Neo and Trinity, Morpheous and Nairobi (sp?), Link and his wife (names?), Morpheous and Neo and Oracle, Frenchman and his wife/trophy

      Hollywood formula:

      • Guys like to see stuff blown up and/or shot at.
      • Girls like to hear talk about love and to see smooching.
      • Religious types like to be shown crucified heroes with superimposed glowing crosses.

      Mix in a bowl, spew onto audiences. Serves billions in profit.
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      You can't take the sky from me...

    14. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by naoursla · · Score: 1
      Character development was good, too: the young boy rescued by Neo, between I and II, who idolized Neo developed very well, for example.


      Neo didn't save the kid. He saved himself.

    15. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by glwtta · · Score: 1
      People like you keep saying "there was no plot" when people who claim to "get it" DO see the plot. They see the meanings for what happened and the message the movie was saying.

      Ok, let me explain: we (the people who are supposed to "not get it") do see the plot - we just find it silly enough not to be taken seriously. It's not that we don't see the simplistic allegory and the inelegant symbolism, we are just not all that impressed by it.

      Why is it that when someone is congratulating themselves on noticing a flash of Fibonacci numbers in the intro, they immediately think that everyone else must not have seen it; otherwise they surely would have loved that. We did we are just not impressed.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    16. Re:I thought Revolutions was very good by dbIII · · Score: 1
      met in a 2 year post-undergraduate degree Bible school, and said, "He who knew no sin became sin on our behalf
      At least I know now that I wasn't the only one that felt like they were in Sunday school watching the movie.
  7. Unfounded? by Madcapjack · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the headliner: I still haven't seen this film, so I'll refrain from passing judgment, but I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded.

    I disagree. The matrix within a matrix theory was well founded, but it proved wrong. These are not the same thing. If I told you I have a ripe strawberry in my hand, you would have the well founded belief that it is red, because ripe strawberries are red. But if it were blue, it doesn't mean that your belief was unfounded, at least until you saw the strwbrry.

    1. Re:Unfounded? by localghost · · Score: 1

      "Founded" means that they had something to base it on. I'm guessing none of these people had access to the script, so all of thier theories were unfounded, whether they were right or wrong. They're just guesses based on what they want to movie to be.

    2. Re:Unfounded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I told you I have a ripe strawberry in my hand, you would have the well founded belief that it is red, because ripe strawberries are red. But if it were blue, it doesn't mean that your belief was unfounded, at least until you saw the strwbrry.

      <impression type="Neo">
      Whoa..
      </impression>

    3. Re:Unfounded? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      No. Having the script is equivalent to seing the strawberry. Seeing that neo can disable machines in the real world makes one think the real world was just another matrix (equivalent to guessing that indeed the strawberry probaly was red).

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      --

      WHO ATE MY BREAKFAST PANTS?
    4. Re:Unfounded? by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      It was well founded. And it was NOT proven false.
      As any GOOD movie does not spell everything out so someone with an 80 IQ can get it; which is refreshing, given that other movies talk down to the viewers.

      They did NOT explain neo's rising to the NEXT level at the end of #2; which is what people WANTED, but did not get. Its not like they need to beat you over the head with another repeat with matrix level 2. Then people would complain that this movie was a rehash of #1...Can't please everyone...

      It did not get proven wrong by any means. They did not prove anything. It was all open to questioning, which is at the heart of the WHOLE THING!

      The strong base in existentialism of the movies should justify their plot and direction plenty.
      I see a lot that goes unexplained, which means people will fill up gigs of space writing about it who would otherwise just be playing games, porn, or watching sports.

      So I am pleased with movie #3.

    5. Re:Unfounded? by cryms0n · · Score: 5, Funny


      There is no strawberry.

    6. Re:Unfounded? by Poeir · · Score: 1

      That was so much better than the entire film under discussion.

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      Sigs are like bumper stickers.
    7. Re:Unfounded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the single best response in any thread. Hilarious.

    8. Re:Unfounded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They did NOT explain neo's rising to the NEXT level at the end of #2
      Yes they did.
    9. Re:Unfounded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree.

      You guys are fools, really.

      Matrix within a Matrix was NOT disproven.
      If it were, you and others would be stating
      HOW instead of formulating empty conjecture.

      Same old SlashDot.

    10. Re:Unfounded? by Milkyman · · Score: 1

      It was not even proved wrong. All the things that didn't make sense about matrix reloaded that suggested the possibility of "reality" not being what it seemed, like neo hacking the machines' 802.11b network without an antenna, the compatibility of Smith's "code" with the physical medium of Bane's body, and everything else that you can find listed on matrix sites was not addressed at all. It's all left up in the air and I don't consider the oracle's explanation for neo's ability an explanation.

    11. Re:Unfounded? by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      It was not proven. This so called "real world" is in itself subjective and not really proven. To say they explained this away after all the depth of the first movie; obviously, would make one think they had brain damage during movie 2. But that is not the case. If you think they explained that away, then you probably think Fox "News" is News. (anyone see the connection?)

      Both movies have a surprising amount related to free-will; and in the ending you could say they are making a statement that free will and determinism yeild the same result; so much so you can't be sure if free-will exists. Anyway, with movies #2 & #3 they added more philosophical questions.

      I'm sorry some people don't "get it".
      Checkout the phil section at the library. The brothers did.

    12. Re:Unfounded? by Nodatadj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would agree, the Matrix-in-a-matrix wasn't disproved, they didn't seem to answer it.

      Except in one point in the opening credits.
      The camera zooms in on one of the matrix letters falling down the screen, it keeps zooming in, and zooming in and lo and behold appears a fractal, and it zooms into the fractal even more, and eventually more matrix letters appear inside the fractal. I felt this was implying a matrix-inside-a-matrix.

      In fact, its the only explanation I've heard that makes sense

    13. Re:Unfounded? by Snaller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The matrix within a matrix theory was well founded, but it proved wrong.

      It did? What proof did you see? I saw nothing. In fact if its supposed to be a scifi film instead of fantasy, a matrix within a matrix still seems to be the only explanation that fits.

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      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    14. Re:Unfounded? by cybergrue · · Score: 1

      Except in one point in the opening credits.
      The camera zooms in on one of the matrix letters falling down the screen, it keeps zooming in, and zooming in and lo and behold appears a fractal, and it zooms into the fractal even more, and eventually more matrix letters appear inside the fractal. I felt this was implying a matrix-inside-a-matrix.

      This inner level inside the matrix alphanumerics was orange, the same colour and style that Neo sees things in when he is 'blind' in the 'real' world.
      I don't know if this implies a matrix-inside-a-matrix but it does clearly imply another level beyond the 'real' world. Considering the religious and philosohical influences of the matrix films, I dont think anyone was surprissed by this.

    15. Re:Unfounded? by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      I couldn't understand why in the train station, he couldn't do anything he wanted. Supposedly he had control of just about everything, including in the machine world. Yet, he couldn't in the train station.

      At that point in the movie, I would have sworn he was indeed a program himself.

      I was terribly disapointed in the movie. Its special effects were a little better than the second which smacked of PlayStation 1 at times. Nothing was cleared up.

      I mean, clue us in a little better instead of 10 minutes of her bumping her ship around in the machine duct for 15 minutes. That was lame.

      Don't get me wrong, I saw it the day it came out.

      I left wishing I had saved my money for Elf....

    16. Re:Unfounded? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > I couldn't understand why in the train station, he couldn't do anything he wanted. Supposedly he had control of just about everything, including in the machine world. Yet, he couldn't in the train station.

      --Oh, geez... This is explained IN THE MOVIE, by the Trainman himself. He says, "*I* created this place. Down here, I make the rules, I make the threats. Down here, *I'm* god."

      --I think the reason I "get" the whole storyline for the most part, is because I've seen all 3 movies more than once (saw Revolutions 2x in two consecutive days.) I recommend the same to anyone.

      --Aside - Playstation ONE? WTF do you people want??? Go out and make your OWN damn trilogy - and see how many people like it as much as the Matrix - before you slam them that harsh.

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    17. Re:Unfounded? by ArmorFiend · · Score: 2, Interesting

      a matrix within a matrix still seems to be the only explanation that fits.

      There's more than one way to skin a cat, just as there's more than one way to nest two realites. Unless you're using "matrix within a matrix" to also denote a sort of heaven-and-earth religious scheme.

    18. Re:Unfounded? by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      Matrix within a matrix was way too fucking obvious. After Reloaded threw so much upside down, I can't believe so many people thought something so blatantly obvious would be what the Wachowski brothers had in mind.

      Given that the One was something the Matrix was designed to produce and use, my suspicion is once the Architect realized which human was the current One, a transceiver of some sort was installed into Neo's body so that he'd have the ability to complete his mission.

    19. Re:Unfounded? by mentatchris · · Score: 1

      Rad. As it turns out, Neo whoops ass on existentialism. I've got your scientific realism right here, baby.

    20. Re:Unfounded? by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      --Oh, geez... This is explained IN THE MOVIE, by the Trainman himself. He says, "*I* created this place. Down here, I make the rules, I make the threats. Down here, *I'm* god."

      So? Your point? The Architect created the matrix, but that didn't stop Neo from having powers there. And, i really doubt the Trainman _created_ the conduit between the machine world and the matrix. He probably created that aspect of it, the "underground railroad" for smuggling people back and forth. (Or if you want different imagery, transporting people back and forth across the river Lethe.) But the hardware interface was almost asuredly created by others.

      And in any case, it's still irrelevant because by that point Neo had control over the matrix and the machine world. He could interface with the Source directly and fry sentinels in the real world. The Machine was clearly god in the machine world, and a much more powerful one in his world that the Trainman was in his. If the Machine couldn't stop Neo from blowing the sentinels, why should we expect the Trainman to be any more powerful?

      --I think the reason I "get" the whole storyline for the most part, is because I've seen all 3 movies more than once (saw Revolutions 2x in two consecutive days.) I recommend the same to anyone.

      I've seen Matrix at least five or six times, and Reloaded three times. I have only had the chance to see Revolutions once so far, but so far i seem to have "gotten" most of the things the people who claim to "get it" are boastfull about.

      Recourse to "I 'get it,'" and "you just don't 'get it,'" doesn't really resolve anything, it's just avoiding rational discussion. So please explain why the Trainman is so much more powerful in the tunnels than the Architect/Agents are in the Matrix or the Machine is in the machine world?

      In a mythological sense it fits in perfectly that the Trainman is that master of his own domain, but it doesn't really match up with the logic of the world as it has been explained to us. Admiration of the symbolism does not excuse the occasional slopiness of the plot.

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    21. Re:Unfounded? by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      YES! I thought that intro animation was a very good visual representation of whole concept.

      Problem is that it was at the beginning, where many people would not get it. Even though the yellow world showed up later....THEY FRICKEN COLOR CODED IT FOR YOU!

      The "real" world is also too blue in color just like the matrix was too yellow in color. That always had me wondering since movie #1.

    22. Re:Unfounded? by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      right on dude!
      but it was more yellow than orange in my theater...hmm...

      I was surprised they used fractiles. many people don't know what they are (or recognize a common one) and even then only some people see it has a clue into the direction of where math meets nature. It also seemed to backup the idea of having the machines seem more 'alive', that is more human like; as another form of life.

  8. God Dammit CoboyNeal! by cheezus · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded.

    Thanks. I was going to find that out myself at the 2:30 Matinee, but it's much better that you posted that on the main page.

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    1. Re:God Dammit CoboyNeal! by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      CN said: I still haven't seen this film, so I'll refrain from passing judgment, but I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded.

      Translation: I haven't seen the film yet but I'll happily ruin at least one possible plot twist for the hundreds of thousands that read this website but haven't yet seen the film.

      Looks like CN's finally succombed to Katz-Taco disease.

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    2. Re:God Dammit CoboyNeal! by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Go watch it anyway. Don't go in expecting any particular theory to be confirmed or rejected, and you'll enjoy the film a whole lot better. Enter with a closed mind, leave with an open one.

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    3. Re:God Dammit CoboyNeal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Katz-Taco disease.

      Thats what happens when you eat a Taco that is full of shit, yes? A lot of long windedness follows if you know what I mean.

  9. Spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about not posting a spoiler in the article summary next time? Thanks.

  10. Full text in case of slashdotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    "...whatever third (Matrix) movie you envisioned in your head, no matter how lame, has got to be better than this."

    -critic at Rotten Tomatoes.com on The Matrix: Revolutions

    Oh, we beg to differ...

    The Matrix Resolutions

    167 Days of Fan Speculation, Revisited

    by Jay Pinkerton and David Wong

    Like brainwashed pod prisoners attached to a futuristic power plant of some kind, fans of popular science fiction used to spend their lives cocooned in their parents' basements, cut off from human contact. They floated dreamily in the pink and slimy make-believe world of their favorite films, with a bundle of "hoses" crammed into their "colons" that would, in a strictly symbolic sense, "vacuum their excrement."

    The Matrix changed all that. Now science fiction fans are popular, well-adjusted studs and hotties who leave their houses to play racquetball and extreme-parachute out of helicopters. When not risking their lives and having fantastic sex, these fans met online to discuss their well-rounded and not-at-all-crazy hypotheses as to what these films mean and, more importantly, to guess how the series would conclude after Reloaded.

    We here at PWoT spent a year of strenuous weight training and greased-hands rock climbing getting our web comedian bodies into a shape that could pass for Matrix fans, allowing allow us to tunnel inside their online underground unnoticed. What we found was six months' worth of theorizing, philosophizing and thirteen other kinds of mental Kung-Fu in feverish preparation for the final film, everyone trying to unlock its mysteries beforehand.

    Some of you out there, admittedly, were very close. Others of you were idiots. But all of you tried, and by our estimates the following debates consumed some 400 billion hours of internet time and generated approximately 75.2 quadrillion misspelled words.

    Debate #1: Will the Machines be Destroyed?
    Debate #2: Is There a Matrix Within a Matrix?
    Debate #3: Will The Twins Be Back?
    Debate #4: Who's The One?
    Debate #5: Was It All a Dream?
    Debate #6: Who's Human? Who's a Machine?
    Debate #7: Who's The Bad Guy Here?
    Debate #8: Who'll Win the Big Fight?
    Debate #9: Who Will Die?
    Debate #10: Is This the End?

    DEBATE #1: WILL THE MACHINES BE DESTROYED?

    Though every internet debate was a potential landmine for Matrix fans, at least one theory had almost total online support: the film would end with Neo handing Agent Smith his lunch. Neo would then take over the Matrix and hand that pretentious Architect his lunch by forcing the defeated Colonel Sanders impersonator to fellate him, maybe even rubbing salt in his wounds with some "Oh, look - now your mouth's full, vis-a-vis my dick!" trash talk.

    Humans could then reclaim the surface of their scorched planet and free their empodded brethren. The third act would portray six billion naked humans gleefully slaughtering the machines by the tens of millions, humanity racing against the clock to sneak in some last-minute genocide before mass starvation and sterilization from nuclear fallout rendered their own species extinct.

    Savvy Matrix fans took one look at all that business in Reloaded where the film-makers tried to humanize the machines, and instinctively knew it was all only to make their inevitable destruction and torture that much more satisfying for us, the viewers. Once and for all, we knew, humankind would have its revenge on the machines' for having the gall to trick us into blotting out our own sky and making our planet unhabitable.

    Or maybe not. To the surprise of many fans already sketching fairly graphic notebook drawings of slaughtered machines with smoke pouring out of their eye cavities, Revolutions instead gave us man and machine, living in some kind of weird state of... not-war. (Sadly, no word has been invented for this yet).

    This confused and outraged many Matrix fans, who'd already spent hours on the web explaining that man and computers could never really live in such

  11. Re:revolutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh, i forgot to mention there's pleanty of scenes with dykes blowing up drilling machines.

  12. No spoilers but... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    I saw it last nite on the local ultra-screen, it was great. The fight scenes were less gratuitous than reloaded it seemed, but i don't think either of the movies can really stand on their own. Taken as a whole they're one kick ass 5 hour movie, but i think revolutions was the better of the two. As for the conclusion, it left some questions, but they really had to end it that way, there wasnt any other way to wrap up the series. Also, a question, the kid who greets them when the nebuchadnezzar returns to the dock in reloaded(hes got a bigger part in revolutions...), is he the skateboad kid from the one animatrix film, we couldn't decide that last nite.

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    1. Re:No spoilers but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I remember reading somewhere that that is definitly who he is.

    2. Re:No spoilers but... by mufasio · · Score: 1

      is he the skateboad kid from the one animatrix film, we couldn't decide that last nite.

      Yes he is the same kid. He jumped off the building to kill himself but was able to survive from outside the matrix. That's why Neo kept saying the he freed himself. I personally thought he would have a bigger part in revolutions and possibly be even more powerful than Neo, but revolutions was good none the less. I just wished they would have developed the story more and answered more questions. They should have made it six movies instead of just three.

    3. Re:No spoilers but... by D4Vr4nt · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes he was.. ;)

      At lest if you are thinking of the kid that had to escape the matrix himself (ie: jump off a building after being chased by agents). Yep.

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    4. Re:No spoilers but... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be the same kid. IIRC, he's mentioned as such in one of the bonus sections on the Animatrix DVD.

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      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
  13. One missing theory by adjensen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where's the theory that it's all real, the machines wised onto the fact that people were catching on, and modified the Matrix to make the last movie crap and therefore spoil the franchise, ending the crusade for enlightenment?

    Well, that's my theory anyway, nothing else makes a lot of sense. Back to sleep, folks.

    1. Re:One missing theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please mod parent +5 Insightful instead of +5 Funny. The poster actually has a poin...


      No, I was just saying how funny I thought the parent post was... Of course not, sir.

  14. Where's the spoiler warning?!?! by Ghoser777 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'm going to go see Matrix Revolutions in 1 hour, and you go and dash one of my theories that there was a Matrix within the Matrix.

    THANKS

    Matt Fahrenbacher

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    1. Re:Where's the spoiler warning?!?! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --The theory is not invalidated - see here:
      http://episode81.blogspot.com/

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  15. A quick criticism.... by deunan_k · · Score: 1

    I just came back from watching it! Saturday night show at 9.15pm! I bought the tickets on Wednesday! When I bought them, I noticed some of the cinemas (I went to a 12 Screens Cinema) are already half full purchased by customers, and that was on Wednesday! Of course, the wednesday shows are all sold out, being first day and all! Luckily I managed to get the last row - middle seats!

    The story were awesome!! Prior to watching it, some colleagues mentioned that they heard rumours saying it is not up to expectations. I said, rubbish! I've seen it and probably they didn't like the ending so they call it 'not to expectations', not bull-shit, horse shit more like it! You have to watch and understand the first two films before you watch the third one, you can't simply jump in. I admit watching the first one twice before I fully understand what the hell is going on in that sick world of the Matrix! Digressing a bit, but I remembered watching Akira at least half a dozen times before fully understanding the whole story. Okay, maybe I'm a bit slow of mind.. Reminds me of Sergio Aragones' Groo the Wanderer.. Mendicant!

    Caution, minor spoiler!

    I like the final battle part, I don't think Mech Warrior game have anything like it.. Not even the Robotech/Macross have anything as intense.

    CAUTION! MAJOR SPOILER AHEAD!

    Allright, I'll let you in on a little secret!

    The Bad Guys lost!

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    1. Re:A quick criticism.... by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      Spoiler:

      The bad guys also won- Their world was preserved, was prevented from being destroyed.

  16. The source is a higher level matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    In Matrix Revolutions they say that Neo is connected to the matrix via 'the source.' Isn't 'the source' then a higher level matrix? Meaning that the 'matrix within a matrix' theories were in fact correct? I mean, duh.
    And the oracle said Neo needs to be ready to be told about 'the source' just as he needed to be ready to take the red pill.
    So, matrix within a matrix doubters, wake up and watch the film, you know, that thing on the screen.
    It requires concentration on the plot rather than the glitzy graphics I know, but I'm sure you can try.

    1. Re:The source is a higher level matrix by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      We could get caugh up in theology debates like this for hours, but it would accomplish about as much as the Catholic Church has through the same process.

      The point is that the conflict is resolved through the reality as _we_ perceive it. Sure, there's some "higher plane" or whatnot but the Average Joe just don't grok it. That and the "Source" can be traced to a specific point on the geographic plane, unlike within the Matrix in which the Source is controlled by the Machines.

      There's a great post earlier as to why the Matrix-Within-A-Matrix idea is stupid. I agree with it. The story is over now, let's just pray the Watchowskis didn't take too many cues from Lucas and decide to tell more inane stories with even worse acting than Keanu in order to cash in on more money.

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  17. EDS SPOILER IN SUBJECT!!!!! by mydigitalself · · Score: 1

    oh come on!
    "but I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded."
    i specifically didn't click on the goddam link, and then that sentence caught my eye. you twats! (clearly not amused)

  18. Spoilers for the rest of us by searchr · · Score: 1

    I was on my way to see Matrix Revolutions, checked movie times, checked Slashdot for a sec before my bus came, what do I see? The first article, at the top of the main page, reads "I'm glad those matrix within a matrix theories were unfounded." So thank you very f@$%ing much! You think you could bury details about movie plots at least ONE click inside, please?!

    Now I have to go see "Elf", try to burn the brain cells that contain this info...

  19. Er, really? by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I still haven't seen this film, so I'll refrain from passing judgment, but I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded.
    They're not unfounded. Revolutions doesn't actually give a straight answer on the subject, nor any other theories.

    This is what the above website has to say on the subject:

    The Oracle spills the beans. "You have a connection to the Source." Then Neo kind of nods a little, and the Oracle continues to smoke, and they change the subject.

    So, there it was all along. Matrix within a matrix --- pfffff. You kids. All this time, it's been as plain as the nose on your face: Neo has a connection to the Source.

    The Source. A connection to it. Neo. Connected. Then they change the subject and talk about something else. The Source. Six months' wait.

    Great. That says nothing. Absolutely nothing. As I say in my review, the Oracle's comment is an observation, not an explanation. It's like saying that the reason a car will not work is because it will not go. He has a connection with "the source" - and?

    Lest anyone think that this is a message backing the Twin Matrix theory, it isn't that either. I thought it was fairly obvious what Revolutions was trying to do: it was leaving all of these questions open. There's room in Revolutions for most of the explanations people came up with. Unfortunately so many people wanted a nice tidy ending with Neo and Trinity living happily ever after and everything "explained" that they've kind of missed it all.

    I think it's a good sequel. But then I wanted something other than the usual Hollywood mindless happy endings. YMMV.

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    1. Re:Er, really? by Peyna · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you're going to argue that there could be a matrix within a matrix you might as well also argue that the whole movie is just a dream, and that this entire world is just a pretend world within another.

      While it is indeed possible, there is no reason to believe that it is true, since it has no real bearing on the story. In fact, believing that it were true would make the entire story irrelevant and pointless.

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    2. Re:Er, really? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If you're going to argue that there could be a matrix within a matrix you might as well also argue that the whole movie is just a dream, and that this entire world is just a pretend world within another.
      Mmmmm... and? I don't really follow what you're trying to say here. Certainly it's the Wachowskis intention that you leave the film with questions exactly like that.
      In fact, believing that it were true would make the entire story irrelevant and pointless.
      Believing which is true? That the movie is a dream or that the "real" world in The Matrix might itself be a simulation? The former is true, but if we go along with the theory that we, ourselves, are living in a pretend world within another, then me bothering to answer the question is pointless to. I do bother anyway because whether the world I'm aware of is "real" or not, I live in it, and my choices affect it, and it affects me.

      For the latter, I don't follow that argument either. Just about every explanation you can think of from the "It's the machines who lost the war, not the humans, and the machines think they're human" to the psuedo/hyper-religious stuff renders the work done within the movie pointless.

      The Matrix series isn't so much about Neo defeating an artificial intelligence that has enslaved humanity as it is about the consequences of a virtual world. It has a story that's supposed to make you think about that scenario. It has several levels, from a basic story line to various codes and references designed to add additional things to think about.

      I think anyone who expects anything different is going to hate M3, because if you ignore that, the film really is a complete waste of time.

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    3. Re:Er, really? by RickHunter · · Score: 1

      Exactly my view. It would reduce the impact of the story to almost nothing and add only some pointless, unanswerable philosophical questions that've been asked hundreds of times before in much better ways. But you'll still find a lot of proponents of that view here on Slashdot - practically every Matrix story after Reloaded was filled with them. I guess the idea that even the "real world" is nothing more than a computer program appeals to the sort of geek that idolizes computers or something.

      Me, I'm glad they didn't go with that theory. I like the idea of the real world as the real world, and the idea of machines that aren't perfect and can't create a Matrix so sophisticateed that it'll ensnare all of humanity. And Neo's ability to do Wierd Shit outside of the Matrix just shows that even the machines don't know everything about the world.

    4. Re:Er, really? by daegol · · Score: 1
      "The Source. A connection to it. Neo. Connected. Then they change the subject and talk about something else. The Source. Six months' wait. "

      Great. That says nothing. Absolutely nothing. As I say in my review, the Oracle's comment is an observation, not an explanation. It's like saying that the reason a car will not work is because it will not go. He has a connection with "the source" - and?

      I thought what the Oracle meant was that Neo was connected to the Source's network. Therefore he could see where everything connected to the source is at any given time. That's why he is only able to see the machines when he is blind. As for destroying the machines in the real world, I guess he somehow uses the connection to make them self destruct or something. Anyway, that's just my interpretation
    5. Re:Er, really? by nathanh · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If you're going to argue that there could be a matrix within a matrix you might as well also argue that the whole movie is just a dream, and that this entire world is just a pretend world within another.

      Mmmmm... and? I don't really follow what you're trying to say here. Certainly it's the Wachowskis intention that you leave the film with questions exactly like that.

      Because it's a lame plot device. It's called a deus ex machina; literally "god from the machine". The "It was all a dream!" version is the most cliched of them all. Any writer who uses that particular deus ex machina is a hack.

      The Matrix series isn't so much about Neo defeating an artificial intelligence that has enslaved humanity as it is about the consequences of a virtual world. It has a story that's supposed to make you think about that scenario.

      As others have already commented, they have thought about that particular scenario and moved onto loftier thoughts several decades before the first Matrix movie was released.

    6. Re:Er, really? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      The "It was all a dream!" version is the most cliched of them all.
      Well, let's tackle this on three fronts. First, the Wachowskis are making a film about the nature of reality. Therefore, even leaving the possibility of dreamworlds is certainly a valid device.

      A second point against this complaint is that the actual nature of the world is open to question. That's not the same thing as forming a conclusion and saying "It is a dream". Discussing the possibilities doesn't do anything like that. (Of course, "it was all a dream" isn't actually one of the more likely answers, and it has been dealt with before in a way that's not the same as what you appear to be discussing - Total Recall is a popular film with exactly that premise and that question being answered.)

      A third point though, and this is critical, is that "It was all a dream" is entirely different to "This world may be artificial". The choices I make in the world I'm aware of affect other people and they affect me. The world I'm aware of may not be the "real world", in that it may be a simulation, but there's a world of difference between something being a simulation and it not mattering. If the only world I can interact with is a simulation, then it is a real world.

      This is very different from a dream, where nothing I do makes any difference. I can go on a killing spree in a dream and it'll never affect me.

      As others have already commented, they have thought about that particular scenario and moved onto loftier thoughts several decades before the first Matrix movie was released.
      Good for them. This doesn't negate the fact that a movie that can somehow make swathes of people think about the subject at a level they'd never otherwise have done is a good and worthy creation.
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    7. Re:Er, really? by glwtta · · Score: 1
      But then I wanted something other than the usual Hollywood mindless happy endings.

      But it was a mindless Hollywood happy ending. Ok, so a little less happy, and a little more mindless than usual, but that's about it. Neo the wonder boy, goes to The Source (I seriously laughed out loud when they said that the first time), saves Zion, save the Matrix in the process and they all live happily ever-after; until the next sequel, or the prequel, or whatever.

      Oh yeah, they did kill off Trinity (again) - tell me, how would the movie be differnt if they hadn't? She would pretty much get another 15 minutes of standing in the background doing nothing, and maybe we'd get a few more sappy lines from Neo, that'd be about it.

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    8. Re:Er, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neo is from the source.

      That's why he has to return to the source.

      That's why Trinity must die. He would not have returned to the source if she was still alive.

    9. Re:Er, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, the actual name of the leader of the machines (the Big Giant Head(tm)) is credited as... Deus Ex Machina. Heh.

    10. Re:Er, really? by xSauronx · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately so many people wanted a nice tidy ending with Neo and Trinity living happily ever after and everything "explained" that they've kind of missed it all.

      actually i was hoping in the 2nd movie everyone would die, and we would be spared "revolutions"

      disappointed, to say the least.

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    11. Re:Er, really? by Drogo+Knotwise · · Score: 1

      Not a mindless happy ending? At the ending, you have a happy little girl that creates a sunrise and a grandmother figure tells her they will see the dead hero again.

      I was insulted by the obviousness of the "imagery" first of all,a nd the only thing to make it more bubble-gum sickly sweet would be if you saw Neo and Trinity rise from the dead. Well, if Trinity was pregnant and Neo was holding her it might be a bit worse, but this is Matrix 3, not Minority Report, after all.

      However, the thing that really bugged me was how little story there was relative to the amount of fighting, the fact that a lot of the story was mindless subplots (Why on earth did there need to be a gateway between the real world and the machine world? Because the Wachowski brothers could?), and the fact that what little was left to the story was the sum of just about every Hollywood cliche known to man (the 16-year old saving the day, a wife saving the day for love of her husband, Trinity's slow-motion run towards Neo at the train station...). None of the characters were developed in any way during the entire movie. Name one character that showed any range of emotion, or any evolution (with the exception of Neo, of course, who showed both determination and grief).

      Moreover, there were terrible plot inconsistencies. For example, if the new, improved and viral Agent Smith can fly, why didn't he follow Neo at the end of the Burly Brawl in Reloaded, rather than stare up stupidly?

      Finally, most of the imagery was very confused, to say the least. For example, Neo being blinded had to be a reference to Oedipus in some way (him walking around the world blindfolded, his hand held by Antigone/Trinity), but it was completely out of context and added no depth to the story.

      Very, very, very bad movie. All MHO, of course, but I stand by what I say.

    12. Re:Er, really? by Aphelion · · Score: 1

      It can't be a matrix within a matrix because Neo was able to see Trinity inside the matrix but not in the "real world." He was only able to see machines (Smith included) in the "real world." This is possibly because he is half-man, half-machine; the architect told him he "carries code" and the oracle told him he "has a connection to the Source."

    13. Re:Er, really? by dandelion_wine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Man, I spent two weeks on a giant blackboard trying to write a major paper on "Hume's Fork" -- trying to dig my way out of solipsism of the mind, and even solipsism of the present moment. What a friggin mess.

      Yes, it would make the story pointless. The reason why the Wachowskis are getting slagged for slinging Philosophy 101 is because they're introducing ideas without following them to their logical conclusions like good philosophers, or at least good sci-fi writers.

      Everything being an illusion *is* the simplest explanation. When Descartes came up with Cogito Ergo Sum (I think therefore I am, or a more accurate sentiment: something thinking exists), he was expressing the only thing he knew for sure. And he wanted to believe in commonsense reality. He wasn't, however, willing to take it for granted.

      I wish we could say the same of the Wachowskis, who, whether they know their philosophy or not, seem to like to raise some big questions and then answer them with action on the one hand and a little glib mysticism on the other. It all looks good, mind you. But for those of us who have thought these things through... well, it certainly doesn't help inspire answers to those questions in the HERE and NOW.

      But then, maybe the Wachowskis are all just in my mind... in which case I designed two horrible sequels to a brilliant first movie. Uh... could someone plug me back in? I feel like a steak.

    14. Re:Er, really? by Ramze · · Score: 1
      I think all of the questions were answered without question and the story itself was almost a perfect gnostic christian allegory.

      The Matrix itself is a wireless network. All of the ships "broadcast their signal" and hack into the matrix. It's all done by radio, so it's not that much of a stretch that Neo has tapped into a wireless connection which allows him to interact with machines and "see" anything connected to the matrix in the real world. This also explains why he can ONLY see things connected to the machines and/or the matrix when he's blind. He can't see normal humans they are not jacked-in and tunnels and ships, etc.

      As for Neo being connected to the source, it makes sense in that part of him (whether that's his "code" in the matrix which is part of his personality in the real world or is part of his internal programming within his bio-implants or whatever). Part of Neo is something that came from the machine world, so he is connected. Maybe the oracle inserted this code w/ a cookie or candy, or maybe it was there since his birth & it was meant to be. In any case, he represents the christian savior Jesus and pure love/hope/redemption. Though he is man and sometimes has the doubts of a man (like Jesus), he is also part God (machine god = the source). He has powers given to him through his connection with god & can affect both this world (the matrix) and the spiritual world (the real world) He is of our world, yet transends it into the next. He takes on Smith, who is the embodiment of evil/sin/death, and actually takes that "sin" into his body by allowing Smith to take him over. He sacrifices himself in order to destroy "sin's" hold on the world (the matrix) so that humans can be free. The end result is that order is restored, the battle between good and evil is over for a while. Any person in the matrix can now know "god" (the truth that their world is made by someone else)and be "saved"(by accepting reality and/or leaving the matrix for zion) or stay in their ingorant existance. Anyone who chooses can become a child of Zion (another name for Jerusalem/city of the jews, etc).

      Part of this comes from the numerous examples of Neo being called "savior". One guy states "You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus christ". Others call him the one, their only hope, the blind messiah, etc. etc. His love interest is Trinity -- another name for the holy trinity of god,christ,and holy spirit. The First matrix (real world) was a paradise (like Eden). But, man couldn't accept it, so the matrix(earth) was made to accomidate man's imperfections. Neo was the inevitable result of it's construction -- a way to free man from bondage. (Just as Jesus was the inevitable sacrifice that had to be made in order to restore the bridge between man and god... so that peace could be made between them). In the Matrix Universe, according to the Animatrix, it was the humans that started the war. The machines aren't evil. They simply act as a God to create a world for man, to give him rules and to punish man and control him, yet not destroy him. Neo provided a bridge for peace between them again & hope for their future coexistance. The Oracle's guardian's name is Sereph -- which is a name for a type of Angel. It's most likely he was around when the first Paradise matrix was created. The Marovingian (a name for a class of people who believed themselves to be of the bloodline of Jesus) and his cronies represent the corrupt Jewish Priests which know something of the truth, but have perverted the religion and refuse to allow Jesus(Neo) to spoil the status quo. Cypher is the Judas of the story because he's lost his faith in Neo and betrays him. Jesus's(Neo's) coming was foretold and there were many other messiahs that were imposters. The parallels go on and on, but the whole story is about choice. Neo(Jesus) chose to do what he did to save the world(matrix) and let the souls who have crossed over from that world have peace with god (the source). Also, people can choose whether they w

    15. Re:Er, really? by DarkZero · · Score: 1

      Great. That says nothing. Absolutely nothing. As I say in my review [slashdot.org], the Oracle's comment is an observation, not an explanation. It's like saying that the reason a car will not work is because it will not go. He has a connection with "the source" - and?

      Lest anyone think that this is a message backing the Twin Matrix theory, it isn't that either. I thought it was fairly obvious what Revolutions was trying to do: it was leaving all of these questions open. There's room in Revolutions for most of the explanations people came up with. Unfortunately so many people wanted a nice tidy ending with Neo and Trinity living happily ever after and everything "explained" that they've kind of missed it all.

      I think it's a good sequel. But then I wanted something other than the usual Hollywood mindless happy endings. YMMV.


      I guess it's nice to think that you've enjoyed something that is "something other than the usual Hollywood mindless happy endings", but the conversation between Neo and the Oracle really doesn't fit into that. The Oracle explained that Neo could control things outside of the Matrix because he was connected to the Source, but as you said, that explained nothing. And what had Neo learned by then to tell people who were bullshitting him with non-answers?

      "You haven't answered my question."

      At that point, Neo thought that the Architect and the Oracle were tag-teaming him with planned bullshit answers. Why would he suddenly lose his backbone and accept a non-answer to one of his biggest questions, all while feeling angry and betrayed? Because all you got was the usual Hollywood inconsistency. Which is the same reason why Smith didn't slit Trinity's throat in the Logos when he's never been shy about racking up a body count before that.

    16. Re:Er, really? by brocheck · · Score: 1

      If you look in the credits, thats listed. I can't remember who's voice it was but it was listed literally as 'Deus Ex Machina ..... Some Guy'. That got a chuckle out of me, for the sheer audacity of it!

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    17. Re:Er, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The connection to the source might not have been enough info, but it was satisfactory for anyone that can imagine. I don't think it's a crime to NOT answer every question, if they did then it wouldn't be a very mentaly stimulating experiance.
      It leaves things open for the imagination, not too much not too little, but enough to debate about. But it's implied that the connection to the source is outside of the matrix. Somehow, neo using esp or whatever, has power/influence over the matrix using his mind (in essence the same code that runs through the matrix runs in the machines). Again I see no reason to explain the reason why he has the connection, the fact that he is the one, and who he is as a person, fits with his abilities.

      The matrix in a matrix theory is crap. It always was. There was a specific thing the brothers did that you can tell when your in the matrix and when your out of the matrix. This was specific and designed to give the matrix an unfamilure look, although, it seems, every single person on this planet missed it. All the matrix scenes have a green tint. All real life scenes do not. This subtle hint, although not noticed, would have been a waste of time if in fact rl was another matrix. Again if you are thinking the green tint was put in just for that fact, to make people belive exactly that there is only one matrix (a trick, when there is really 2), then it failed, because people did not notice the green tint in the first place. Meaning the green tint was a simple movie effect, for viewers to make the matrix have a feel about it that didn't seem right, a subconsicous effect, an extra bonus.
      Therefore it only makes sense that there is only 1 matrix. And if you don't believe me go watch the matrix, noticed the green tint over every frame in every scene in the matrix...

      And for everyone that still thinks the matrix is in another matrix your full of shit. 2 layers means infinate layers. What if's are lame.

    18. Re:Er, really? by ViperG · · Score: 1

      "At that point, Neo thought that the Architect and the Oracle were tag-teaming him with planned bullshit answers. Why would he suddenly lose his backbone and accept a non-answer to one of his biggest questions, all while feeling angry and betrayed? Because all you got was the usual Hollywood inconsistency. Which is the same reason why Smith didn't slit Trinity's throat in the Logos when he's never been shy about racking up a body count before that."

      Sorry, but that analysis is flawed.

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    19. Re:Er, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "real world" - that is, the world of Zion and the machines - has a blue tint.

    20. Re:Er, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The One has the ablity to change the matrix as he sees fit." - The viewer could accept this premise.

      "The one has the ability to change any program running on the source" - Now the viewer has a problem with it.

      Come on!! am I missing something here...

  20. Return of the One by QEDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    Neo: Never. I'll never be assimilated. You've failed, Agent Smith. I am the One, like all the ones before me.
    Agent Smith: So be it... One.
    [rays come out of his hand, electrocuting Neo. One of the Agents turns into the Oracle, she comes, and throws Agent Smith into space, and dies. Oracle dies in Neo's hands...]
    [Fade away]
    [Drum music in Zion, Zionites having a rave party using Sentinel parts as percusion instruments.]
    [Neo burns the body of Trinity, and she appears in yellow vapor form, as well as the Oracle, the Architect and even Tank]

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    "There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
    1. Re:Return of the One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Post something funnier, then you can bitch.

    2. Re:Return of the One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call me crazy. But all this sounds strangely familiar...

    3. Re:Return of the One by mentatchris · · Score: 1

      So good. I think I've seen this ending somewhere before... it seems so strangely... familiar. In all seriousness, what's the story with all the same actor crossovers. I keep waiting for Agent Smith to bust out some elf ears and get stoic about whooping up on Sauron. And don't get me started on Count Dooku and his evil tower... all we need now is for Aragorn to pop on some shades, don a latex suit, and pull out a light saber.

  21. I saw it last night (no spoilers) by sjbe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can't figure out what people are complaining about. It was a great movie, particularly if you consider all three movies to be one story. Granted, you have to like that sort of movie and you have to actually have an attention span, but if you do you should enjoy it. Basically if you like anime movies like Akira or the Gundam Wing series or Marvel's X-men comics (lots of action and some heavy pontificating) it should be right up your alley. I really enjoyed it.

    Maybe folks are complaining about the ending. (no I'm not going to give it away) It was surprising and very non-traditional but really good too. I thought it was a great close to the story arc. Leaves future sequels as a possibility too.

    1. Re:I saw it last night (no spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Basically if you like anime movies like Akira or the Gundam Wing series or Marvel's X-men comics (lots of action and some heavy pontificating) it should be right up your alley."

      So, if you like crap, it should be very appealing?

    2. Re:I saw it last night (no spoilers) by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Except the future sequels would more than likely repeat a similar plot as the first 3. War starts again, people are unplugged from the matrix to help fight the machines, etc. etc.

      The only thing I wasn't certain on is whether Neo is dead or returned to battery status.

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      What?
    3. Re:I saw it last night (no spoilers) by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      What is 'great'? How do you define 'great'? If you are talking about a movie with over the top special effects, very loud background music and very little dialog that would cause your brain to hemorage then 'The Matrix: Revolutions' is great!

    4. Re:I saw it last night (no spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still boycotting the Wachowskis for not calling it GNU/Matrix, you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:I saw it last night (no spoilers) by glwtta · · Score: 1
      It was a great movie, particularly if you consider all three movies to be one story.

      Ok, if it was so great, why was I so goddamn bored? And trust me, attention span is not my problem - it's mostly the "action" scenes that were a pain to watch. I mean seriously, how long can you watch stupid looking mechs stand in place and shoot at calamri? Add to that complete and utter predictability of everything that happens, and this just doesn't make for an enjoyable movie-going experience.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    6. Re:I saw it last night (no spoilers) by Kombat · · Score: 1

      The only thing I wasn't certain on is whether Neo is dead or returned to battery status.

      Neo is without a doubt dead. This part was obvious.

      What's interesting is that we should have seen it coming a mile away. Even after the first movie, people noted the "Christ" allegory, and, well, we all know what happened to Christ. He died to save humanity.

      Also, the reason we know that Neo is conclusively dead is that Smith is dead too. As we learned in "Reloaded," from the Oracle, "when a program no longer has a purpose, it is deleted." Smith's purpose was to kill Neo. When that purpose was finally realized, Smith was deleted. So the reason we know Neo is, in fact, dead is because Smith was deleted.

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    7. Re:I saw it last night (no spoilers) by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Add to that complete and utter predictability of everything that happens,

      Ha ha ha! Yeeeeeeahh... that was the big problem with "Revolutions": too predictable. Everyone saw this ending coming a mile away, didn't they.

      Not.

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    8. Re:I saw it last night (no spoilers) by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Ok, my bad, I won't generalize - I thought that the whole movie, and the ending in particular, was completely predictable.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
  22. Understanding the Matrix by Dan+Guisinger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was disappointed at first with Revolutions.

    However, last night I watched Reloaded again.
    You have to pay great attention during Reloaded to find your answers to the Matrix. They dont make sense if you've only seen movies 1 and 2, but they do if you've seen all 3. In particular, listen to what the architect says.

    While some may say reloaded is about reloading the Matrix....note that the Matrix never did get reloaded....but something the architect says makes me think different. And it explains Neo's sudden ability to interact with the machine world outside of the Matrix.

    1. Re:Understanding the Matrix by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Dan, you're on the right track. You also have to realize there is a game of chess being played here, and not between the machines and the humans. A chessboard is, of course, a matrix. The Oracle is also considered "mother" by a few folks...another connection to the word "matrix." Titling the movies as "The Matrix..." doesn't mean that it is just referring to the various definitions one can find for that word...and there are a lot.

      Every encounter Neo has is akin to Alice making her way across the chessboard. Every time he is informed about certain things, there is a nugget or five of important information in there.

      As for you playa-haters out there: This trilogy is excellent. The Wachowskis are brilliant and they're created a piece of art that works on so many different levels that there are going to be people who will not pay attention and will not "get it." It doesn't take being an intellectual, or having a film studies degree, etc., to figure this story out. Just pay attention - the movies are more than the surface entertainment presents. If you want something lighter, go see Scary Movie 3 (no, I'm not knocking it - I love Zucker's flicks and hope to see this one soon). Then when you're ready to work, go see Revolutions.

      Congrats on paying attention, Dan. Now if we can get the others to try it they might understand what's going on...

    2. Re:Understanding the Matrix by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Well, I think it's called Reloaded because it's about the fact that the Matrix is about to be Reloaded when Neo meets the Architect. Neo then decided to do something the other Ones didn't do in the past. The movie ends. Ergo, the last movie is named Revolutions. ;)

    3. Re:Understanding the Matrix by doorbot.com · · Score: 3, Funny

      While some may say reloaded is about reloading the Matrix....note that the Matrix never did get reloaded....but something the architect says makes me think different. And it explains Neo's sudden ability to interact with the machine world outside of the Matrix.

      I haven't seen episode three yet, but I'm interested in what you're suggesting... so correct me if this is not what you meant.

      Neo visits the Architect and they have a nice chat. The Architect says, "You have a choice," when he really doesn't have a choice; either option leads to reloading the Matrix. Either the Matrix is reloaded "properly" or when Neo walks out the Trinity door, he is essentially reinserted into the Matrix, so after Neo leaves the Architect, the Matrix has already been reloaded; everything the audience sees is now within the realm of the newly reloaded Matrix (thus Neo's supernatural powers in the "real world").

      In other words, the beginning of each Matrix is the war between the humans and the machines (as this would make sense considering how the Matrix's origins were described by Morpheus).

      But that still implies a multi-levelled Matrix; the "top" level is rebooted, but the lower levels remain intact because the humans do not know about them; thus while Neo has powers in the "real world," and while Zion exists in the "real world," it still seems to imply that there's another "layer" and the humans who think they are free are not, yet a simulated victory against the machines (if that's what happens) would be sufficient to reset the "anomolies."

      This would also jive with Morpheus's description of the first "battery" to wake up in the Matrix and lead others to Zion (which must have existed already -- it is far too advanced to be built by so few people).

    4. Re:Understanding the Matrix by dokebi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. I think a lot of people are distracted by the eye-candy and bad dialog. But they're are missing lot of the cool ideas in the film. For example, the idea of choice and freedom:
      **Spoiler warning**

      The matrix was perfected by giving people choices (Oracle's idea). It took away the perfect controllability, but it made people happier because it gave them a sense of freedom. But it wasn't true freedom, because everything inside the matrix was inevitable--choices can be predicted and acted upon. But the Final Choice, the choice that the ONE makes is the one that could un-do the matrix. It didn't happen for 6 previous matricies, but the seventh one it did.
      However when Neo chooses to save trinity instead of the rest of the human kind (in the 2nd film), and also when trinity comes with neo in the third one , they do it out of love, but it means that their choices really weren't free. They're bound to the "inevitability" of love. But at the same time, they *are* free to make the choices that could doom them. So there is a paradox that "inevitablity" and "fate", can both come from having free choice and not having free choice. But which one is real?

      Also, having peace and war is also matter of choices. The machines choose to honor their bargain, neo chose to (potentially) sacrifice himself to save the machines. So havin pgeace or war is also choices made by the parties (think Israel-palestine).

      There are a lot of hard ideas/paradoxes in the film besides, but people should look past the eye-candy and some bad acting and see it's not really that bad of a film at all.

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    5. Re:Understanding the Matrix by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      I feel the same way about my horoscope. At first I don't like it, but then the day goes by and I find my horoscope was completely accurate.

    6. Re:Understanding the Matrix by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 1
      ....but something the architect says makes me think different
      Since this a Slashdot story where we don't talk in riddles, but try to uncover the mystery, might you enlighten us and directly tell us which passages did make you think differently? Thanks!
    7. Re:Understanding the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad I read this at 1. You've summed it up pretty well.

    8. Re:Understanding the Matrix by 198348726583297634 · · Score: 1
      neither of you said anything and you're both +insightful?

      bah!

    9. Re:Understanding the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since this a Slashdot story where we don't talk in riddles, but try to uncover the mystery, might you enlighten us and directly tell us which passages did make you think differently? Thanks!

      Oh, absolutely. This is a *Slashdot* story, after all.

    10. Re:Understanding the Matrix by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      As for you playa-haters out there: This trilogy is excellent.
      Maybe the ideas therein are excellent, but the storytelling in the third movie is pretty bad. The dialogue is bad, the pacing is bad, they end up sticking us with scenes that don't really relate to the good ideas the trilogy is about (like most of the Battle of Zion, which just went on and on and was pretty but didn't really have anything to do with the trilogy's themes). I liked the ending, but there's lots of little problems I have with it, like how exactly did Neo kill all the Smiths? What was that he was doing with the energy and the glowing and the glaiven m'hay? How the hell did he get superpowers in the real world in the first place? I don't want it spelled out for me, I just want the narrative to make some damn sense!
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      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    11. Re:Understanding the Matrix by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1

      Read the last line in Through the Looking-glass by Lewis Carroll. I do suggest reading the entire book, but the very last line is exactly what the Wachowskis are leaving you with in the third movie.

    12. Re:Understanding the Matrix by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      While some may say reloaded is about reloading the Matrix....note that the Matrix never did get reloaded.

      Ah HEM!

      I think you missed the bit at the end with the cat, where we see the Matrix being reloaded, to undo the damage that the Smiths did.

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    13. Re:Understanding the Matrix by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1

      How did I not say anything? Is there a place you were confused? If so, instead of dismissing it, ask. I will explain...

    14. Re:Understanding the Matrix by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      It's fine if they want to leave us with a philosophical thought like "Life is just a dream" (and it was really the first movie that left us with that thought, not this one), but if they're going to do it by ranting drunkenly for two hours and then vomiting on my shoes, I'm not going to enjoy it.

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      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
  23. The worst sequel ever by Beatlebum · · Score: 1

    I'm a matrix fan, but this movie was the biggest piece of dung I'm seen in a while. It's as if they ran out of money and had an amateur write and direct. It's just one big, boring shoot-em-up- machines spew through the dome at 10,000 per second and the dozen humans somehow manage to shoot every last one. Whatever.

    1. Re:The worst sequel ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and instead of actually attacking the Zion residents and destroying the city, those thousands of sentinels spend their time flying around in pretty loops for the guys with guns to shoot them up!

      Great scene, that.

    2. Re:The worst sequel ever by meta-monkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or, hell, why bother to send robots there in the first place? Why not just drop a damn nuke down the hole? Or pump it full of nerve gas?

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    3. Re:The worst sequel ever by base3 · · Score: 1

      There's precedent for that in Galaga.

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    4. Re:The worst sequel ever by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Because the machines had a 100+ million dollars budget to spend.

    5. Re:The worst sequel ever by OmnipotentEntity · · Score: 1

      Reason for no nuke is because the EMP from the nuke would destroy the machines too (remember 01 the matrix and Zion are all relatively close to one another). And they still have to get it to Zion somehow, so the drilling was necessary. And no Nerve Gas, because Zion has it's own ventilation system. Even if they used it, it would never reach them.

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      "Build a man a fire warm him for a day, set a man on fire and warm him for the rest of his life."
    6. Re:The worst sequel ever by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      Just like Bush.

      Oh wait, HE has $87 billion now, doesn't he?

    7. Re:The worst sequel ever by Valar · · Score: 1

      The robots (might) consider nukes ineffective, because the humans nuked them at the beginning of the man/machine war, and it didn't work very well. More importantly though, the machines had the sentinels lying around and probably considered it more efficient to use something they already had.

  24. uh, no by silicon1 · · Score: 1

    the matrix-within-the-matrix is not unfounded... you still don't know all there is to know about the matrix and you never will... there are still questions unanswered as in, how neo could destroy sentinels out of thin air...

    1. Re:uh, no by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      That is the only piece of evidence that ever lent the theory any support at all. If you continue to push it after seeing Revolutions, then you're simultaneously asserting that the whole trilogy was intended to be a farce. There is no additional evidence presented for it in Revolutions.

      So, how did Neo destroy the machines? Maybe he was born with special implants. Maybe everyone has the implants, but only Neo has the proper codes to use them that way. Maybe being The One gives you anti-robot ESP. How this "connection to the source" actually works is totally up for grabs, but I think the nested matrices idea makes little more sense than proposing the same theory for "2 Fast and 2 Furious."

      Then again, some of those car chases did seem impossible.

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      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  25. Neo Geo, where his car sucks.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just kidding, I like Geos.

  26. Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions were epic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Epically bad. I predicted in 10 years the Wachowski Brothers, having yet to produced another hit, will make a fourth film to further shit all over good cinema.

  27. Thank you ever so much for that spoiler warning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In case you didn't notice, I was being sarcastic.

    What the fuck were you thinking when you posted "but I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded."

    Asshole

  28. COWBOYNEIL SPOILER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "but I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded."

    Thanks for the spoil! You had to have done this intentionally, which pretty much shows how you feel about your readers.

  29. Re:Thanks for the spoiler by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hear, hear.

    Cowboyneal, please use your update:ly powers to axe that line before you piss off everyone.

    After all, some people haven't read the article yet. :-P

  30. Some "fun" observations. by crazyhorse44 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    -the "Trainman" was the gyrocopter guy from Mad Max
    -the face from Tron
    -the "face ship" modelled after the ships from Buckaroo Banzai
    -Robotech/Macross mecha
    -in the club... "CYPHERMEN" from THE INVISIBLES
    -Monica Bellucci is a fox.
    -in the Matrix... the programmers are all from India
    -the "Merovingians" were a line of kings in Southern France before the Middle Ages who believed themselves to be direct descendants of Jesus Christ. the Catholic Church wiped them out along with the Cathars, Gnostics and the Templars.
    -everyone needs to read THE INVISIBLES
    -there was more but I forgot it on the way home.

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    1. Re:Some "fun" observations. by Chris_Stankowitz · · Score: 1

      Note to self: "Drop acid like this guy did and watch the movie, it appears to be a great way to get more for my 10$ ticket (NY Prices)!!!!"

    2. Re:Some "fun" observations. by Peyna · · Score: 1

      The programs were Indian, not the programmers. Although you could assume that the programs were written by other programs and therefore those programs would also be programmers.

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    3. Re:Some "fun" observations. by defunc · · Score: 1

      They were outsourced to Banglore. I'm not surprised. Even machines need to save $$$ !

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    4. Re:Some "fun" observations. by dasunt · · Score: 1

      You forgot the one biggie:

      -Frank Herbert's estate called. They want the character of Muad'dib back.

    5. Re:Some "fun" observations. by wiredog · · Score: 1
      the programmers are all from India

      If you're referring to the train station scene, they aren't Indian programmers, they're Indian programs.

    6. Re:Some "fun" observations. by IncredibleCrisis · · Score: 1

      I was at Grant Morrison's panel discussion at Comic-Con this year, and when asked about it, he called Reloaded crap, written "like a fanfic"--while repeating his praise for the original. Maybe he'll have something to say about the finale next year, though I suspect by then no one'll care anymore.

    7. Re:Some "fun" observations. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Hey, dumbass, the programs specifically stated that they were programmers from the Machine City, smuggling their daughter into the Matrix. Actually pay attention next time.

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      "Sufferin' succotash."
    8. Re:Some "fun" observations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Matthew Mark Luke and John called, they want the character of jesus back.

    9. Re:Some "fun" observations. by mentatchris · · Score: 1

      The bandaged eyes did it. I thought the kid was going to run back to Zion and shout, Neo did it! and the crowd answers, Muad'Dib Muad'Dib!

    10. Re:Some "fun" observations. by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Hey dumberass, the guy said they were PROGRAMS - not programmers. See the movie again. He had something to do with recycling, she was an interactive program that was very creative.

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    11. Re:Some "fun" observations. by autocracy · · Score: 1

      Tastee Wheat billboard in a subway-like area. Don't remeber exactly right now, just got back from seeing it on IMAX and am too tired...

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    12. Re:Some "fun" observations. by crazyhorse44 · · Score: 1

      dear dumbestass:

      they were both programs AND programmers. obviously new programs need to be written... and guess who's going to write them? other programs... INDIAN programs.

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    13. Re:Some "fun" observations. by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Dear assmonkey, I will give you a *dollar* if you can show me where in the script they said PROGRAMMERS. The whole point of the scene was that they were *P*R*O*G*R*A*M*S* that were capable of feeling emotion, specifically love toward their child and between themselves - defeating Smith's argument that only humans were capable of creating something as "insipid" as love.

      As I already pointed out, he was a recycling PROGRAM, and she was a highly creative interactive software PROGRAM.

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    14. Re:Some "fun" observations. by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Dearest monkeyhammer, I feel like an asshat. I saw the movie for the 3rd time today, and at one point Rama Kandra does say something that *might* sound like his wife is an interactive programmer. So with all due respect I must back off on the hardline position, but since I caught it 1st -- no dollah for j00. :P

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  31. Thanks! by JasdonLe · · Score: 0

    Nice spoiler, a******.

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    1. Re:Thanks! by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Huh, there must be something wrong with your keyboard, as the last six letters in the word "asshole" came out as all *'s!! Here's I'll help you out:

      Nice spoiler, asshole.

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  32. God made a Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Matrix within Matrix was unfounded? Depends what you think is a Matrix ;-)

  33. [spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by gniv · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree wholeheartedly. The ending was unexpected, but it was the obvious choice in retrospect. I guess a lot of sci-fi geeks expected a geek ending to a geek movie, with machines being blown to bits :) and sun in the sky. In other words, a totally unrealistic, feel-good, hollywood ending. When it didn't happen, people felt betrayed. Even more so since the ending is far from happy.

    1. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by dcstimm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      heh, your so right, everyone that didnt like the movie was expecting some type of hollywood ending like all the machines dieing and Neo becoming a god or something, this is why I LOVED the movie so much, it did totally the oppisite. Most people like walking out of the theater feeling good inside, all warm and fuzzy, like something special just happened. (like in the first matrix)

      Also I think another reason people didnt like the movie is because they dont use their imagination. They dont think about what happened, they dont understand the movie. They are expecting everything to be candy coated and spoon feed to them.

      Thank you Wacowski Brothers for not doing that!

    2. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the reason I disliked the third movie is for the opposite reason. I thought they did not use enough imagination. It simply does not stack up to the cleverness of the first two. I don't care if its not a warm and fuzzy solution, I'd actually prefer it is not, but at least try to make it interesting. My own theories about where it was going to go used a lot of imagination, and were far more interesting than the action movie that Revolutions was.

    3. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by east+coast · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm sorry but "sci-fi geeks" pretty much have scoffed at the Matrix from start to finish. I hate to burst your bubble but the Matrix has as much sci-fi value as, let's say, the new Cat in the Hat movie.

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    4. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You meant the cleverness of the first _one_ right? Please tell me you didn't think Reloaded was clever?

    5. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by ChristianBaekkelund · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hardly! While they may have been more formulaic, I hated this movie because they didn't really do much of, well, anything! It's all just hand waving and mystic mumbling with no real coherence or depth.

      It might be a cop-out just to simply make humans win, robots die....but it's equally a cop-out just to make a lot of vague references to stuff without trying to make any sense of any of it.

    6. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could only be a good thing if "sci-fi geeks" ignored the Matrix films. I just wish more of these "sci-fi geeks" would leave Starwars alone. Nothing worse than a mob of elitist snobby "intellects" ruining what are otherwise decent and entertaining films.

      Pick any film that these so-called "sci-fi geeks" would like and I guarantee that movie would be nothing if given the same amount of criticism that the Matrix films have gotten.

    7. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by anakin357 · · Score: 1

      http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/matrix50. html

      I searched the text of this post (reading at +1) and could not find this link (which is linked from the article URL)

      Now this commentary on the movie pulls things you would not expect!

      I especially like #9:
      "She was not kissing your face..."

      So they base a whole scene in Reloaded between the Merovingian and Persephone around his having lipstick on his anus due to a ladies' room rimjob?

      I think I'll skip the Reloaded DVD deleted scenes, thank you very much.

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    8. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what bugs me? It's that so many fans of this movie use this kind of explanation for why others don't like the movie.

      No, I did not expect a hollywood ending, and yes, I am usually good at using my imagination. And yet, I was extremely dissapointed by Revolutions. It could have been the dialogue that, to my ears, sounded so incredibly cheesy that it pulled me out of any suspension of disbelief far too often. It could have been the W. brothers' insistence on making the movie largely center on characters that we have been barely introduced to, and care little about, and their assumption that we would care about them just because the movie seems to. It could have been the fact that the movie, as a whole, just seemed empty and tired to me. Whatever the reason, the movie didn't engage me, a lot of critics, or a large percentage of filmgoers (judging from the theater I was in and reaction form my friends).

      Surely you can't believe all of us are simple fools who like to be spoon fed happy endings and can't think for ourselves?

      It would be just as easy for me to say that everyone who liked the film is easily duped into believing that a movie has substance by the simple inclusion of some vague philosophical questions, and some religious references. That would not be fair, and neither is your comment.

      If you liked the movie, great. I hope you go see it again, then buy it on DVD and enjoy it. But please, don't think you have the right to tell me why I didn't like it.

    9. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're missing it. They did a lot. It's all very subtle. The movie was about the acceptance of death. That's why the first one was about birth, the second about life, and the final one about death.

      "The purpose of life is to end." Yet Smith asks Neo why he continues and he says because he chooses to.

      Things were deliciously subtle in this one. I'm surprised so many people who loved Reloaded missed what was going on in this one. The Merovingian's club was called Club Hel. Mero was like Satan making a deal. Mobil Ave was an anagram for Limbo Ave.

      I could go on and on. It was awesome. Reloaded had pointless action scenes, but the ones in Revolutions were actually life and death and had a reason for being there.

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    10. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I'd like to second Critical's thoughts and add that it's much more than "humans win, robots die" -- it's an acceptance of our fate, for both sides.

      The machines realized that there could come about a virus so strong it would destroy the monoculture of machines. They realied that they needed the humans. So they stopped fighting them.

      It's not merely feel-good -- it also says "If you're not useful, you're history."

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    11. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      And the train guy was like Charon who ferried the dead across the river Lethe. And Neo is a christ figure. I'm still working on why the head of the underworld is named after a line of kings supposedly descended from christ, seems a bit counterintuitive. I'm also still working on if the Oracle should be considered similar to Lucifer, since she led a rebellion against the god figure.

      But all of that aside, what does it mean? Anyone can make a lot of symbolic references and toss out a lot of pithy ideas from philosophy 101, but that doesn't make a good story all by itself.

      Some of those questioning the basis of the story have "missed it" as you say, but others didn't miss it at all, they're just seeing past the facade of allusions and metaphors and trying to figure out if there is actually anything at the center of the symbolic maelstrom.

      Why did Neo marging with Smith destroy Smith? Was it because of their very natures? Or was it something Neo did? Or was it something the Machine did through Neo? Why does the Oracle think they might see Neo again someday, other than because he's a christ figure and he's supposed to rise again? Why was Neo really able to manifest "supernatural" powers outside the matrix?

      I've only seen it once, so i haven't even nailed down all the questions to ask, but just saying they left it open to interpretation isn't a good answer. Sometimes not answering the question directly is subtle and meaningful because the author gave you the clues you need to figure it out, and sometimes it's just a copout because the author couldn't figure out a good answer and left a lot of meaningless "clues" scatered about to obfuscate the issue.

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    12. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      everyone that didnt like the movie was expecting some type of hollywood ending like all the machines dieing and Neo becoming a god or something
      That's not true. I disliked like the movie for completely different reasons. In fact, I *liked* the ending -- the fact that Neo sacrifices himself to save not only Zion but the Matrix as well, was cool. And the fact that the Matrix goes on, with the Oracle and the Architect still having a little conflict, and Zion surviving... yes, it was a good ending.

      The main reason I didn't like it was because the narrative was so scattershot. Here's a more detailed list, in no particular order of significance:

      • The Battle of Zion took up too much screen time. We go about 35 minutes without seeing Neo or Trinity. They're supposed to be the main characters, but we spend all this time with all these secondary characters (Zee, the Kid, Captain Mifune, Locke) going through all these war movie cliches. (My wife pointed out that we didn't really need to see the entire rocket launcher loading process four times.) It was like we were watching another movie.
      • They spend all this screen time, at least 5 minutes, dealing with Zee and her friend and how they go to all this effort to blow up the digger. Yay! Good work, guys! Except here comes another one, so basically all that effort (and Zee's friend getting killed) were basically for nothing. If they'd spent 20 seconds on it, and then been thwarted by the arrival of another digger, that would have been fine, because we wouldn't have basically wasted all this time.
      • The whole bit with the train station seemed kind of tenuous. Like, Ha ha ha! You're trapped here... FOREVER! Except that Trinity's just going to threaten the Merovingian a little bit, and he'll fold faster than a magazine, and you'll be out of here in ten minutes. (And the Merovingian goes on about the Oracle's eyes, and how important they are... and then nothing ever really happens with it. I guess Smith got her eyes, but we don't know what he saw (maybe he saw his victory over Neo -- but then I'm just guessing, because I figured he was cackling maniacally because, well, he's evil and has the ORACLE'S POWER MUAHAHAHA). Well, that was dramatically effective, only, not. The escaping programs (the Indian guy and his family) were interesting, sort of, except all the dialogue in his scenes just went ON and ON and didn't really accomplish much.
      • Smith absorbs the Oracle, and then after all the Smiths are blown up (and how exactly he blows them up? I guess he... uh... somehow sent some kind of mystical energy into the Matrix... or something?), hey! There's the Oracle, lying randomly on the ground. Two minutes later she's sitting pretty on a park bench. The hell? I mean, I can come up with plausible fanwanks to explain it, but they're built on nothing but conjecture, because the movie gives us NOTHING to build on. The Oracle's just... there, and hey, it's all hunky-dory. (I thought they handled it well why she looked different.)
      • How the hell did Neo get superpowers in the real world? They didn't even try to explain it. And he didn't even need them -- they served no purpose except as a mechanism for him to be able to "see" Bane/Smith and kill him, and then be able to "see" and defeat the random line of defenders of the machine city. Ultimately he didn't even use those powers to "win" -- he just did something inside the Matrix. They could have done better than simply giving him inexplicable superpowers to get him to where he can talk to the Machine (and for Christ's sake, the Machine's name was "Deus Ex Machina").
      I like the fact that in the last two movies we got some answers to our questions, and that there was some resolution to the conflicts. (And the questions we got answers to were the non-philosophical ones, like, what the fuck is Smith's problem, who is the goddamn Oracle, who will win in the end, etc. I know you can't (and shouldn't) provide pat, compact answers to the philosophical questions.) I just didn't think they told the story very well.
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    13. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      The machines realized that there could come about a virus so strong it would destroy the monoculture of machines.

      Congratulations! You just discovered the hidden anti-Microsoft message in the Matrix!

    14. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by realdpk · · Score: 1

      I think Neo knew that the way to destroy Smith was to let Smith merge with him. Neo saw that Smith retained the Oracle's qualities when he took her over. So I think Neo sabotaged Smith. He fought him so long and hard at the end though, so as to not let on, maybe? Or maybe he didn't know right away? I dunno.

      Then again, Neo was supposed to be the opposite of Smith, so I guess it could just be a cancellation thing.

    15. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by gniv · · Score: 1
      But all of that aside, what does it mean?

      It means a lot of things, on different levels. I'll just list a few that come to mind, without going into details.

      1. Choice. One thing that distinguishes man from machine is the ability to make irrational choices. One of the best lines of the movie: "Because I choose to." IOW, I have no good reason to fight you, but it's my choice to do so, and I am free to make that choice.
      2. Politics. Peace can be achieved through other means than war. Neo goes empty-handed to machine city and "negotiates" a truce.
      3. Faith vs Knowledge. The Oracle represents, to me, the ability to believe without seeing, ie, faith. The Architect represents scientific knowledge. The world needs both.
      4. Freedom. The Architect implies at the end that people can be freed if they choose to. But will they? If freedom comes with a high price, are we likely to take it? I think a lot of us would choose to stay in the Matrix (which can be regarded as a metaphor for the political and economical system of the western societies).
      These are just abstract ideas that the Matrix movies make me think about. In terms of explanations of the actual events in the movie, look at various other posts here. There are plenty of good explanations. Many of the things are resolved, but you have to think about them a bit. Others are ambiguous, probably on purpose. And yet others are harder to explain. But, after all, it's just a movie, and not every single detail is important. The movie(s) achieved its goals: to entertain me and to make me think.
    16. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Dinjay · · Score: 1

      I understood it a bit differently:
      The Oracle (while inside Smith) said something like "everything that has a beginning has an end" just before Smith tried to take over Neo. I think what happened is that when smith took over Neo, he also ended up taking over the whole matrix as Neo was directly connected to it. But since Smith is also part of the matrix, this created an infinite Smith-Controls-Matrix-Controls-Smith loop. And as Smith is a finite program (ie. he has a beginning), this wasn't possible and he ended up crashing/ dying (at least that's what happens when I write bad code).

      Does that make sense at all? Maybe I need more pills.

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    17. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by arose · · Score: 1

      "They did a lot. It's all very subtle."

      Handwaving seems to work on you. There was nothing subtle in the movie. I can't count the times when I just knew what happens next (and I haven't seen the second one). Of course Neo isn't really blind. Trinity wasn't justr lieing there, of course she has been impaled. Smith is the opposite of Neo? Of course they will both die. Smith absorbed Neo? That was, of course, a trojan.
      And what's with the stupid machines? We will now swarm around and let the humand fire at us... It's better to ram a rocket heading for the drill than to take out those who fire the rockets... We don't know how to kill humans, we just cut them a lot until they die... We have lasers, let's not use them...
      Where did that damn't light came from after the EMP was fired and before power supplie was restored?

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    18. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really shouldn't embarrass yourself by showing your ignorance in your posts.

      grow a brain, watch it again.

    19. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by pyat · · Score: 1

      I couldn't stop laughing when Neo was absorbed into Smith and then everybody's heads started exploding. Every story could be finished that way... and they their heads exploded.

      And as for "the source" could they not pick a word at least a little more different than "the force"

      More than spiritual references, I thought it felt like there were a lot of Aliens references. E.g. Niobe's piloting of the hovercraft and Ripley's piloting of the escape ship. The mechs being like the cargo lifters from Aliens. Guns were very similar too, and the squidies moved a lot like flying aliens, especially in relying on close up attack rather than distance weapons.

      If you were to analyse the story it would completely fall apart. Why did they not squirt poison gas/radiation into zion. Why did the mechs have no protection for the human pilots' vitals,

      Desperate stuff :-)

    20. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by cloudless.net · · Score: 1
      "They are expecting everything to be candy coated and spoon feed to them."

      but... there is no spoon! And which candy are you talking about? The red one or the blue one?

    21. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by lyphorm · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that you say this, because you were very critical (heh) of the movie in the comments of the article following the release. Why the change of heart?

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    22. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort-of. Neo didn't have a clue what he was supposed to do. Until Smith "saw" when he was supposed to "win" (remember he said something like "I know I'm supposed to win.. but how does it go?"). Smith then said "every beginning has an end." This was the Oracle implanting Smith with her sight, yet giving Neo a hint. By that, Neo knew that he had to give up. Smith didn't know Neo gave up or that the Oracle was actually speaking through him to Neo. Which also tells you why the Oracle didn't leave and probably even knew that Smith was on his way to capture her.

      After Neo was "in" I think it was the Machine City mainframe thing that destroyed Smith and all his clones (you can tell with the visual effects that the Machine City is doing something through Neo). That's just my guess... no one will probably know for sure.

    23. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      this is why I LOVED the movie so much

      What movie were YOU watching?

      everyone that didnt like the movie was expecting some type of hollywood ending [...] Thank you Wacowski Brothers for not doing that!

      Stupid kid: "The war is over!"

      Zion:"Yaaaaay! Kissy kissy hurrah! Hazah!"

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    24. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Why did Neo marging with Smith destroy Smith?

      This one was easy! As we learned in "Reloaded," from the Oracle, "Once a program has fulfilled its purpose, it is deleted." Smith's purpose was to kill Neo. Once that purpose was realized, Smith was deleted.

      An interesting side effect of this is that this explanation removes any doubt about Neo's death. I've heard speculation that Neo is just unconscious at the end of Revolutions, but that's wrong. He has to be dead. If he wasn't, then Smith wouldn't have been destroyed. The two are directly related.

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    25. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Handwaving seems to work on you. There was nothing subtle in the movie.

      Evidently there was, because you seem to have a lot of questions that are very easily explained.

      We have lasers, let's not use them

      The lasers were short-range cutters, not long range weapons. The only time we ever see the sentinels using those lasers is when they're trying to cut into something (a ship, the doors, etc.). Would you use a welder as a long-range weapon? Same thing.

      Where did that damn't light came from after the EMP was fired and before power supplie was restored?

      From all the burning wreckage from the battle, of course.

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    26. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by arose · · Score: 1

      "The lasers were short-range cutters, not long range weapons. The only time we ever see the sentinels using those lasers is when they're trying to cut into something"

      So why didn't they use them to get to the two women firing rockets?

      "From all the burning wreckage from the battle, of course."

      Didn't look like light from a fire...

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    27. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While Reloaded had nothing on the original, it was at least interesting. Neither were especially clever in the grand scheme of things, but relatively speaking, both were a fair sight more clever than your average block buster. Revolutions was just a block buster; a typical steroids action thriller. I actually didn't care for Reloaded at all the first time I saw it, especially stacked against the original, but it did grow on me a bit. Especially the subtle things, such as where the title Merovingian comes from, and the speculations that could derived from that. It's the shallowness of the third episode that made the second "decent" enough to expect more.

    28. Re:[spoilers] Re:I thought Revolutions was very by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Now _that_ is an interesting idea. No idea how feasible it his from a plot hole perspective (if he could avoid the deletion that was supposed to happen when he was "killed," why not this deletion as well?) but symbolically it's really cool.

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  34. Matrix in a matrix? by Alioth · · Score: 1

    Isn't that like having multiple nested User Mode Linux instances?

  35. Best summary I've seen of what happened in M2 & by IvyMike · · Score: 1

    This explanation, while not perfect, is the best I've seen so far.

    1. Re:Best summary I've seen of what happened in M2 & by zephc · · Score: 1

      THat one was covered in #6 in the article, and I agree, it's one of the most needlessly complex and retarded theories out there.

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    2. Re:Best summary I've seen of what happened in M2 & by niai · · Score: 1

      One mistake I noticed in that description of the events is that the author isn't apparently aware of the press release that describes the matrix online game.

      SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!
      He states that the matrix has completed its loop, which is possible, but there is difference in this loop. The press release for the matrix online says that the game is about a war between humans that want to stay in the matrix, and those that think everyone should be "freed".

  36. I had it all worked out by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I've always said I should be a hollywood writer ... On a long LONG drive to northern california I figured out the only sensible way the matrix universe could work and still maintain total coherency. I was extremely disapointed in the movie when I found out, they didnt even try to explain the whole thing, so here we go for the slashdot crowd:

    The universe in which the robots and humans reside is a *simulation* (not another matrix, but a simulation). The robots are vaguely aware of this, and have developed methods which allow them to manipulate the *real* universe a little. This manipulation is how they are able to program "people" and how agent smith is able to download himself into that guy. There would have been a great sub-plot about how the robots discovered this -- through their disection of humans (in the animatrix) they discover the biological equivalent of DEBUGGING facilities in humans. They discover strange indecipherable messages in biological processess. Even a monkey for a directory could have made this a memorable scene.

    In retrospect, the point of the second movie would have been to demonstrate that the robots could program humans -- with food. With cookies, with pills, etc etc.

    And finally, Neo, while not aware that the "real" universe is also a simulation, is able to manipulate it slightly as well -- this is why he can make shit blow up, and see without eyes.

    Hollywood, I am your messiah and I'm unemployed :)

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    1. Re:I had it all worked out by dachshund · · Score: 1
      On a long LONG drive to northern california I figured out the only sensible way the matrix universe could work and still maintain total coherency .... the universe in which the robots and humans reside is a *simulation* (not another matrix, but a simulation).

      Were you, by any chance, smuggling a leaky bag of Cocaine in your stomach?

    2. Re:I had it all worked out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollywood, I am your messiah and I'm unemployed

      You're a loony.

    3. Re:I had it all worked out by Graff · · Score: 1
      They discover strange indecipherable messages in biological processess.

      You know, I always thought that anything that smells that bad has to have SOME sort of meaning. Of course, I also thought the meaning was too much hot sauce in the chilli...
    4. Re:I had it all worked out by fbg111 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hollywood, I am your messiah and I'm unemployed :)

      The messiah you're not. That should have been modded as funny, considering it's one of the more asinine theories I've heard and doesn't take into account the philosophical underpinning of the trilogy that actually does explain how the machines are able to program humans. Read up on the Materialist philosophies of Hegel, Marx, and Lenin for starters.

      http://www.marxists.org/glossary/terms/m/a.htm#mat erialism

      What so many people don't seem to understand is that many of the explanations we seek are available in the philosophy of the past ~400 years (since the Enlightment). There's a reason the Oracle, Merovingian, Morpheus and Architect spend so much of their dialogue speaking philosophically. Just b/c you can't be bothered to educate yourself doesn't mean the movies are flawed in that respect, and theories you pull out of your ear with no relation to the philosophical clues in the movie are utterly specious.

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    5. Re:I had it all worked out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In retrospect, the point of the second movie would have been to demonstrate that the robots could program humans -- with food. With cookies, with pills, etc etc.

      O-key. As a fan of Stanislaw Lem, I suggest you to read the following book:

      Stanislaw Lem, Futurological Congress.It contains a picture of world of food and air programmed humans.

      When I saw first Matrix, it struck me straight that Lem already provided that idea in one of his Star Diaries (information available two clicks from above). Quick googling turns out that Matrix often compared to Star Diaries, but I right now think Futurological Congress is a little bit closer.

      His Cyberiad, if you allow me a fan digression, contains a ton of information (infunmation;) about what robots think about us and what problems we share. ;)

      Hollywood, I am your messiah and I'm unemployed :)

      Hehe.

      If we make a comparison between you and Lem we could easily explain your lack of success: for about 30 of books (many of them contains more than one story, and most of Cyberiad novels worth a movie, for example) we get only four movies: Stanislaw Lem - Filmography. You do the math. ;)

      PS
      Star Diaries contains thoughts which are blatantly used in Sixth Day with your current Governminator. ;)

      PPS
      Okay, I stop. Otherwise I'll found something from Hollywood in Lem's work again.

    6. Re:I had it all worked out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up. What's up with the drug comments?

      What the PHUCK is the deal with SlashDotters?

      Many of you fools love to make drug jokes.
      What you don't realize is how STUPID you
      sound. But in your mind, you are funny.

      Your mental Matrix needs to be reloaded.
      Because you clearly aren't choosing well.

      All you can think of to say to someone's
      comment is "what drug were YOU on"? SAD.

    7. Re:I had it all worked out by nathanh · · Score: 1
      The universe in which the robots and humans reside is a *simulation* (not another matrix, but a simulation). The robots are vaguely aware of this, and have developed methods which allow them to manipulate the *real* universe a little.

      Uh, god, please no. That would be a terrible solution to the questions in the movie. It's only one step removed from Neo waking up and saying "woah, it was all a dream".

      Hollywood, I am your messiah and I'm unemployed :)

      I suggest you don't attempt a job as a writer if you intend to change your employment status.

    8. Re:I had it all worked out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All you can think of to say to someone's comment is "what drug were YOU on"? SAD.

      Well, shit. When the alternative is "are you a fucking moron?", the drug comment is just the polite way to go.

  37. Matrix within a Matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded

    Why?

    That would have been more interesting than the nonsensical mess we got instead...

  38. Fcking spoiler! by SEGV · · Score: 0

    Thanks a lot asshole.

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    1. Re:Fcking spoiler! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on. It's more than three days now since the movie was released. Either you have it seen by now or you don't really care.

    2. Re:Fcking spoiler! by SEGV · · Score: 1

      Or maybe I've been sick for 3 days.

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  39. You think they'll stop here? by Ogerman · · Score: 1

    but I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded.

    The thing about this whole silly series is that the producers can keep up making BS forever and people will keep going to see it. (and even if there are holes in the plot, people will theorize around it!) The whole premise is that you don't the full truth, hence, you can keep adding new twists. In 3 years, there'll be a new Matrix movie where we find out that Neo and Trinity are still alive because they just transcended to the next layer of the Matrix. (heck, they could be played by different actors) Or if not that, it'll be something more mundane like the machines take over again and enter a new version of Neo and Smith. But that likely wouldn't sell as well..

    1. Re:You think they'll stop here? by lowmagnet · · Score: 1

      They'd have to use different actors because this 'residual self image' bit is just so much bullshit. If Neo can effect the machines and the story remains science fiction instead of fantasy, then the only answer is the dual matrices.

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    2. Re:You think they'll stop here? by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      How about Neo, once realizing he could accomplish anything in the matrix discovered that those same thoughts could work in the real world ala telekinesis. He moved electrons in the machines to activiate various commands in their processors -- in the real world.

      Princeton ENgineering Anomalies Research

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    3. Re:You think they'll stop here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If Neo can effect the machines and the story remains science fiction instead of fantasy, then the only answer is the dual matrices.
      You are so massively unimaginiative it's embarassing. Kill yourself.
    4. Re:You think they'll stop here? by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      Hey, kinda like using VR to learn complex skills -- downhill skiing, piloting an aircraft, etc -- and then going out and doing the real thing. Mixed with the principles of biofeedback -- seeing your progress as you learn to manipulate muscles you never used to know how to control (like your heart).

      So if we want to know if people have latent telekinetic ability, we should put them in a telekinetic simulation and get them used to stretching those muscles, and then put them back in the real world once they know how to flex. Of course, the simulation would have to be designed on the actual principles of the phenomenon in the real world, or it wouldn't provide any kind of useful practice or instruction.

      Anyway, that's the first really creative theory I've heard yet!

  40. Galvatron by Xeo2 · · Score: 1

    I really liked Galvatron Solves the Matrix. He raised some interesting points, and may still be right.

    The original thread is from here.

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  41. Stop Complaining by AtaruMoroboshi · · Score: 2, Informative


    The makers of the Matrix have said for years that it is NOT a matrix-within-a-matrix.

    This is fairly common knowledge, and not, imho, a spoiler.

    .

    1. Re:Stop Complaining by rokzy · · Score: 0

      I've NEVER heard that and neither has anyone I've talked to about it. Until I saw it (thankfully before the retardedness of CN) I thought Matrix-in-Matrix was possible.

      and who gives a shit anyway, "hey you haven't been following the every word of the people who made the film, so you deserve to have the plot spolied for you"

    2. Re:Stop Complaining by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      The makers of the Matrix have said for years that it is NOT a matrix-within-a-matrix.

      That's nice, but most of us only saw Reloaded about 6 months ago...

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  42. There are matrix messge boards? by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

    Don't they run out of things to discuss fairly quickly?

  43. Question by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 1

    I've only seen the first Matrix movie, which was awesome. Should I see Reloaded and Revolutions, or no?

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    1. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.. NO.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

      GOD FUCKING NO, NO WAY, DONT, RUN, STAY AWAY, FLEE, HIDE, SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD

      But whatever you do, don't see reloaded or revolutions.. It will ruin the first movie which was an awesome movie.

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    2. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't bother.

    3. Re:Question by rokzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      yes, so long as:

      1. you don't expect them to be the best thing ever like many people (stupidly) did.

      2. your life doesn't revolve around you having a perfect understanding of The Matrix and it all being perfectly plausible.

      3. you can enjoy a film even if it doesn't tell you exactly what you want to hear and show you exactly what you want to see.

    4. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would watch Reloaded, and the write your own end. Even if you think you are a horrible writer and that it would suck, it would be better than the Revolutions ending. Reloaded was far different than the first movie, much more philosophical. Revolutions had all of the action of the first movie but none of the interesting plot. It was about as inventive as Terminator 3.

  44. I'm a carpenter -- hammer nail.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    Metaphors, Analogies and the REAL

    a bit more (easy access)

    There's plenty more... I've just begun drawing connections into that thread... Shall I introduce you to the woman in red ...training program?

    open source project

    1. Re:I'm a carpenter -- hammer nail.... by abigor · · Score: 1

      What the hell? That second link is like the Matrix equivalent of the Timecube.

    2. Re:I'm a carpenter -- hammer nail.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

      Timecube? you mean that fool who can't understand the point of the single 24 hour day? Nor the 24 day, day.?

      Maybe you should point him to internet time.

      Temet Nosce

  45. Spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the fourth movie Neo will come back to life and destroy SCO.

    1. Re:Spoiler by LuYu · · Score: 1

      If there were justice in the world, that would happen...

      Fat chance.

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    2. Re:Spoiler by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Her death scene went on too long. "Just DIE already" was heard in the theatre. People didn't want Neo and Trinity to live happily ever after.
      Hold on there. Those two statements are unrelated, indeed, if there is a relation it's opposite to what you suggest. The death scene was too long, and that's one reason why people wanted it to finish. The other reason, in my view, is that it was prolonging an event that most cinemagoers had decided they very definitely did not like.

      The proof that this somewhat shallow movie-going audience didn't like Trinity dying is in the comments that came out after the release. I read wave after wave of review or comment saying they were disappointed by the film, in part because Trinity ("and Neo") died. (I put the latter in quotes because I felt Neo's "death" was ambiguous. The Oracle certainly didn't seem to believe he was dead.)

      What is wrong with expecting a movie to have an conclusion? The first movie didn't have that same problem. No one was asking whether the Matrix was real or illusion.
      What's right about expecting a movie to have a conclusion? Why should it owe you one? Why should we be fed the same BS over and over again providing things in neat little finished bundles that provide little or no room for imagination and thought on the viewers side? You already have an seemingly infinite supply of movies providing you with whatever messages you want, why do you NEED every movie to be like that?

      As for the first film, my view was that it didn't draw many conclusions. Oh sure, the basic premise was introduced - that there were at least two worlds, one of which being controlled by a hostile intelligence, but it certainly limited itself in its desire to impose viewpoints on the watcher. But you're right in a sense - it didn't create as many channels for independent thought as M3. M3 not only left the question of reality ambiguous and open for thoughts, but also opened fresh channels such as the discussions about sentient programs. In that sense though (and, over all, I don't think it was as good a film as M1, but in this one case I'll make an exception) it was superior to the original, not worse.

      I really, really, don't understand why you'd consider a film leaving room for thought to be a bad thing.

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    3. Re:SPOILER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Com'n, we're expected to believe that Neo's "connection to the source" allows him to see humans that *think* they're Agent Smith, but not other humans? When he has no eyes!? His "connection to the source" allows him to communicate wirelessly with the Matrix systems, even when in Zion sleeping, to give him premonitions in his dreams?
      Yes. You got it. Very good.
    4. Re:Spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But not without first coughing up a $699 licensing fee.

  46. Thanks for the spoiler you fucking dipshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the spoiler you fucking dipshit.

  47. I've got a spolier for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You will die alone!

    1. Re:I've got a spolier for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL! man i love that dog - but in a mans best friend sorta way ;-D

  48. My take on the Matrix by thirty2bit · · Score: 1

    I once had a dream
    That I was in a Matrix
    But when I took the red pill
    It was Larry, not Morpheus
    Who pulled me from a Perl hash.

  49. WARNING -SPOILER! by be-fan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anybody else see it as just straight biblical allegory? I'm not even a Christian, and it seemed rather blatent (even heavy-handed) to me.

    Neo - Christ
    Smith - Anti-christ
    Machine ruler - God

    So when Neo becomes able to do all that stuff in the real world, its like the miracles of Jesus. He can do it because he has "a connection to the source" --- in other words a connection to the divine. When he's fighting Agent Smith, Smith loses when he finally calls Neo "Neo" (instead of "Mr. Anderson" has he had been doing up to this point). That means he acknowledges Neo's status (accepts him as their savior) and is thus destroyed. Of course, Neo dies (sacrifices himself for his race) in a very cruxification-like scene (complete with cross-shaped light right before the end). All that stuff at the end about Neo potentially coming back is an allusion to the messiah.

    Or it could be something else entirely. To tell the truth, I don't care. The last two movies are pretty crappy (though I loved the first). The dialogue was truely bad --- those writers need to be shot, and the plot seemed very strained --- a lot of going from A to B because C said to.

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    1. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by abigor · · Score: 1

      Agreed, the movies were bad, and the Christian stuff was brutally overdone. Trinity = Mary Magdalene, and her name, of course, hints at the holy trinity. Oh, and Zion, home of the Chosen Ones. I wonder if the machines are Rome...?

      Revolutions was the first movie I've been to in a long time where people were openly laughing at what was on the screen. A particular cause of mirth was Trinity's painfully extended death scene, and Neo's allegorical crucifixion at the end, complete with Jesus Christ pose.

      I guess it gives the kids something to "philosophise" about between bong hits.

    2. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

      This isnt quite as 'christian' as you think. Most religions are almost exactly the same. All the religous ideas in here can be attributed to almost any religion. Even Hercules (son of god, born of a virgin women) died went to hades for 3 days before comming back to the living world.

    3. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by SolubleFrank · · Score: 1

      >That means he acknowledges Neo's status

      I interpreted it as the Oracle within Smith communicating with Neo, hinting to him to sacrifice himself. The entire prophesy was a plan by the Oracle to bring peace, which is verified at the end when the Architect quips "you have played a risky game" (or something like that).

      >All that stuff at the end about Neo potentially coming back is an allusion to the messiah.

      IMO The point of Neo was to carry all the flaws in the Matrix to the source, so they can be fixed for the next version. Since the Matrix isn't perfect there is a good chance the anomaly will be born in the future.

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    4. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by falzbro · · Score: 1

      Revolutions was the first movie I've been to in a long time where people were openly laughing at what was on the screen. A particular cause of mirth was Trinity's painfully extended death scene, and Neo's allegorical crucifixion at the end, complete with Jesus Christ pose.

      Either we were at the same showing last night, or it's universal.

      --falz

    5. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an ass. And not very bright.

      Keep on doing it though. Choice, right?

      Simple minds can't handle the dialogue.
      They need lots of pretty CGI to think
      that a movie was good. They laugh at
      what they do not understand. Oh well.

    6. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally someone who gets it a little bit.

      All religions are based on a story, too.
      What a coincidence, right? Hearty Laugh.

      The story that religions are based on,
      you will be living quite soon. Hooray!!

    7. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by cruachan · · Score: 1

      Trinity, yeah I was really dissapointed at in the end it seems Trinity's handle is emphasised as a religious connection.

      From the first film I'd always assumed that Trinity took her handle from the codename of the first atomic bomb test. Seems a much more hacker'ish connection than a religious icon.

    8. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple minds get angry when people don't like their favorite movies.

    9. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by unixbob · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Morpheus, for example, is the Greek god of dreams. Nothing to do with Christianity. I'm not using your Hercules example to suggest that the Matrix is actually based on Greek mythology instead of Christanity. That's too simple. I think the problem lots of people have with the Matrix is that they try and draw direct analogies to specific stories. I think that the Wachowskies have taken a variety of similar themed stories, and created sometihng similar with a modern context.

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    10. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by imstanny · · Score: 1

      No, you missed a very big part of the movie. The reason Smith calls him neo is b/c he's "possessed" by the Oracle, who reminds Neo what he must do.. which is let smith destroy him. (the smith that neo fought turned into oracle after he died). When Smith said, "everythign that has a beg. has an end, neo" right away he "awakes" and says "what, what did i just say?" There is another example of this. When Oracle and Sati are making cookes, the oracle tells her that "cookies need love too." Then the Smith(s) replicate Seraph and Sati.. and enter the Oracles room. The agent that sati was turned into reiterates "cookies need love too"

    11. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by arlow · · Score: 1
      I think that you're mostly right, (good job noting the glowing cross superimposed on neo during his crucifiction scene,) but I think there is a better interpretation of the Agent Smith character: Smith is Sin, spreading among the people, so Neo (Christ) has to sacrifice himself to rid the world of Sin, so the Machine Ruler (God) will have mercy on the world and not destroy it all flood-style.

      my 2c :D

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    12. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Neo - Christ Smith - Anti-christ Machine ruler - God

      Well, DUH! There's certainly enough hamfisted symbolism in the movies to make sure that everyone "gets" this "brilliant" allegory.

      But, you are forgetting The Oracle as the devil (you know, Smith's "mom", the one that's trying to "unbalance" the the Architect's equation.

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    13. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Please, please, please explain to me what we do no understand. (Don't worry about overwhelming me with your complex mind, I think I can take it)

      Trinity's death scene was the most painfully cliche ridden piece of drivel (looong piece of drivel) that I've seen on the big screen in quite a long time (granted, I don't go to that many movies). I mean, we had the same scene in the last movie for gods' sake! Oh, well, this time she did it better and said the "right thing" - how very precious.

      It boggles the mind that some people claim that those that don't like the Matrices somehow lack the intellectual capacity to understand them. Semi-retarded six year-olds can see what the Wachowskis are getting at. (And yes, I mean all three - don't get me wrong, I think the first one was a great movie, but far too much has been made of it's supposed profundity)

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    14. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPOILERS...

      There is a lot of what I'd call trivial Christian symbolism in the three movies. The reason I call it trivial is that they seem to be merely symbols whereas if you look at the main story arc across all three movies it is really about Neo's path to enlightenment. AFAIK Jesus was born knowing he was the son of God while Buddha had to learn that the material world was an illusion. Neo has to learn this too, with the Matrix representing the material world in the first movie and then hints that the "real" material world wasn't quite what we thought it was in the third movie. Neo apparently begins to see it for what it really is only after losing his eyes.

      So while there are a number of biblical references and gnostic philosophy scattered around the films the story is, at its heart, a journey of enlightenment.

      I think it's also important to note (because I've not heard anyone else mention it) that though violence is used by all characters throughout the films, at the point of ultimate enlightenment for Neo he gives up violence and instead "defeats" Smith with an act of passive acceptance. If Smith was defeated through violence and domination, it would have destroyed any attempt to tie the story to Buddhism and Christianity in a meaningful way IMO.

      Another thing I haven't seen mentioned id that in first seconds of the movie we see that the green code of the matrix is built on top of the red "code" of the real world. I think this is an important clue indicating, not necessarily Matrix within Matrix, but that the "real world" is not so different from the Matrix (the Matrix is a fairly accurate simulation afterall).

    15. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      Actually it's a little more complicated. The scene in Reloaded where Neo meets the Architect is definitely not God meets Jesus, it's more God meets Lucifer. The two are bitterly opposed, and Neo exits heaven in a massive conflagration (the fires of hell?). Of course, to the humans, Neo is the Christ figure, but to the machines he is the Antichrist.

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    16. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're right to see symbolism, but it's not quite that simple. Smith is not the Anti-christ so much as Death. That's why he's always talking about the inevitable. This is also why Neo eventually destroys Smith by accepting Smith, which is supposed to be similar to Jesus accepting his fate (to die) in order to destroy death (allow eternal life in heaven) for us.

      Now, the metaphor is strange because Neo does this after he's already died, been resurrected, and travelled through hell (many people have correctly noted that Reloaded is obviously about Neo in hell)

      Part of what makes the comparison to the bible tricky is they've favored Greek mythology and gnostic traditions over Catholicism.

      The "Machine World" is heaven, and machines/programs are Angels of various kinds (i.e. good and bad, demon and angel, in the Greek sense of "daimon"). The architect is Satan, which is why Reloaded quickly takes on a Dante-esque meanings. Trinity is less Mary Magdaline and more Beatrice (though perhaps inverted).

      But here's where it gets gnostic. The gnostic Christians invert the traditional Jewish traditions in multiple ways. The strict, angry, jealous "God" of the old testiment is actually revealed to be evil. This "God" is a very powerful being that believes himself to be God and be in control, but he is not. He is closer to Satan. This is the architect.

      This "God" has a "sister". I think the name of this sister is sometimes "Logos" or "Sophia", depending on your source, but the basic idea is a being related to thought, reason, wisdom, but contrary to order. This is the being, often thought in Catholicism to be Satan, that gives Adam and Eve the apple, but in this belief system she is good. The "God" says she's evil for disrupting order, but in truth she is bringing the "God's" creation closer to the will of the *real* God, and therefore is making creation more perfect, by bringing intelligence, purpose, will, and wisdom to man. This is obviously the Oracle.

      As I said, Smith is the angel of death. He makes everyone equal, bringing the inevitable conclusion to each person.

      This would most likely make the Source the *REAL* God, but how could it be the God of men, too? Strangely, there are implications of men as machines as well. First of all, the questioning of free will, which goes on throughout the trilogy, plays a role here. Philosophies that profess that men have no free will, which is how the Architect (Satan) would have it, describe men as mechanical devices, merely responding to stimuli in pre-programmed ways.

      Also, in one of the great mis-heard quotes, the Oracle claims that Neo is between "this world and the machine world" meaning between the Matrix and the Machine World. The "real" world is discounted in his transformation here. The problem is that he "was not ready", meaning that it was a transformation bound to happen. His destination, in the end, is not death, but the machine world. What do the Wachowski's mean by all this? No idea.

    17. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by abigor · · Score: 1

      Er, yeah. I don't "understand" the Matrix, 'cause like, it's just SO deep, dude. And yeah, the dialogue was just so NOT cliched - it's like...yeah.

    18. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Even worse are those condescending people who miss all the deeper philosophical layers and instead are playing to the it's-hip-to-hate-the-Matrix crowd. Wow, you're so smart and intellectual because you think the Matrix is trash!

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    19. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      From the first film I'd always assumed that Trinity took her handle from the codename of the first atomic bomb test. Seems a much more hacker'ish connection than a religious icon.

      Sorry, if that's true, then you've been an idiot from the start and missing the obvious religious story of the first movie. Neo is Christ. Trinity? Hello?

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    20. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by abigor · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm one of those people who just don't like bad movies. Guess what: the philosophical questions asked by the Matrix movies are of the dime-store variety - and you know it. There are no "deeper philosophical layers", you twit.

      The first one was great, though. But let's face it, Philip K. Dick long ago said everything the Matrix movies attempt to say, and far more eloquently.

    21. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by zeath · · Score: 1

      While not a Christian myself, I also had a discussion about the biblical similarities, and the decision was that Smith was actually Lucifer, aka Satan. He continuously tempts Neo to not save the human race, but rather join him to his cause. Not only that, but if you consider that Neo's shipmates are his disciples, then when Smith entered Bane that could be interpreted as Judas' betrayal of Jesus. In the same line of thought, Morpheus could be considered John the Baptist as he fervently preached his beliefs of Neo being the savior. The meeting of Neo with the crewmates on his decision to travel to the machine city is the last supper, and his "disciples" argue that his choice is madness. This is also biblical.

      The assignment of God, the machine ruler as you say, is where the argument starts to fall apart. The correlation of God is best placed with either the machine ruler or the Oracle. The Oracle makes sense only in that she could see everything that would happen, and also eluded directly answering Neo's questions just as God eluded Jesus'. But Smith's interaction with the Oracle doesn't fit. Satan never took over God and his abilities. On the other hand, if the agents were the angels of the machine world, Smith could be seen as the fallen angel who rebelled against God, aka the machine ruler. There is a major issue with trying to assign the role of God to someone, as they are all full of loopholes. The machine ruler being God is counterintuitive to the concept of Neo being Jesus, unless you want to consider that the machine ruler intentially created Neo intending for him to end the war and suchforth. That makes the machine ruler good, and suggests the agents (his angels, a coincidental wording similarity?) are good, and makes everything confusing.

      There are a lot of similarities to the biblical scenario of Jesus, but a lot of loopholes as well. Trying to make a 1-to-1 assignment with every character in the Matrix and in the bible is going to run into trouble when you come down to the character of Trinity. If anything, she has to be a personification of Jesus' love for humanity, because there is no counterpart in the Christian story of Jesus.

      After a long time of discussion I came to the conclusion that there might be some biblical influence, but the inconsistencies make it far from being a "straight biblical allegory."

    22. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > Most religions are almost exactly the same.

      W-R-O-N-G!!! If you think that's TRUE, you need to read up more on different religions! Christianity has its roots in Judaism - aside from that, Christianity is different from every other religion in the world. And other religions differ widely - Hinduism is VERY different from, say, Buddhism. Clue yourself in, don't just take my word for it.

      Here's a random link from Google to start you off:
      clicky

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    23. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what Wolfrider was trying to say was that most religions have similiar philosiphical meanings to them in a greater perspective.

      Religions are very different in their itty gritty details and "truths". But if you treat them as philosophies rather than beliefs, you find that they can all seem to have fundamental similiarites, which I would rather not sit here and analyze because Its 2:50am, I am tired and I just got back from seeing Matrix Revolutions at Imax.

    24. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I really liked Smith's relationship to the oracle. There's the off-handed remark about her being his mother, but it's more complicated than that.

      As Smith multiplies--kind of like a virus--he grows in power. But Smith still lacks one power that is granted only to the creators of the Matrix: The ability to see the future.

      Smith knows that there's an impending battle, and wants to know the outcome. So he visits the Oracle. But he is confused by the illogic of it. Why didn't she leave? Why did she make the cookies, knowing that they would never be eaten? Did she know that he would be troubled by the question? Is she making fun of him?

      So he assimilates her, and believes that he has gained the power to see the end. That's why he laughs so excitedly after taking her over: He sees his eventual victory over Neo. As with all oracles throughout history, what she has revealed is technically the truth, but will only lead to his eventual downfall.

      I thought the "cookies need love, too" line was only meant to show that Smith gained the knowledge and memories of the people/programs he overwrote. This also gives a hint as to how the Matrix was able to restore everyone at the end.

      I am such a geek. :)

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    25. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      No, the Merovingian was the Devil. It's the red shirt and tie that gives him away. :)

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    26. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You know, I would bet that the Wachowski brothers never actually intended at least 50% of your interpretation.

      But that's the beauty of The Matrix. It's not a precise philosophical treatise, but an open-ended story based on philosophical and mythological themes. Which explains why nobody ever had these sorts of conversations about "Swordfish."

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    27. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      The Oracle is Lucifer("Light-bringer")/Prometheus. She rebelled against god, and brought fire (knowledge) to the humans.

      Almost makes sense, except A: it's hard to believe that in a series that is so by the numbers christianity in every other aspect would have a "good" Lucifer, and B: there's the Merovingian who seems to be portrayed as a devil figure. (Except the Merovingian's were a line of ancient rulers who claimed descent from the line of christ, which in turn seems a bit odd for a devil character.)

      I'm still trying to figure out if the authors did something fiendishly clever, or if they just threw in random mythological elements for the minor elements of the film with no regard as to how they meshed.

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      This Space Intentionally Left Blank
    28. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      Trying to make a 1-to-1 assignment with every character in the Matrix and in the bible is going to run into trouble when you come down to the character of Trinity. If anything, she has to be a personification of Jesus' love for humanity, because there is no counterpart in the Christian story of Jesus.

      Of course this takes on another light if you take into account the "new" theory presented in the book "The DaVinci Code" that Jesus was actually married to Mary Magdlane(sp) and had a family with her.

      I say "new," because i first heard of the theory years ago, but it seems to have just recently hit critical mass with the public with the publication of "The DaVinci Code." Before it was just one of those things that history buffs knew about, now they've got primetime specials talking about the issue and late night hosts making jokes about it.

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      This Space Intentionally Left Blank
    29. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoa

    30. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I think that the biggest stretch in my interpretation is that Smith is death, but that doesn't seem to me like it can be too far from the truth.

      I'm not saying they couldn't have had intended other meanings too. If you read my post carefully, I'm also saying that this doesn't explain the movies sufficiently. Some of the references are out of order, some don't make sense in their context. However, anyone familiar with gnostic Christianity will tell you that the Christianity in the movie is far closer to gnostic than Catholic.

      If you acknoledge that, most the rest of my post ends up being simple character assignment. When I go into details, I'm explaining gnosticism, not the movie. However, just because the movie makes these obvious references doesn't mean that is makes sense.

    31. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the problem with your attempt to make 1-to-1 character assignments is the mythology isn't strictly traditionally Christian as you're probably used to Christianity. There are some obvious references to Dante, Greek mythology, Hinduism, Plato, and gnostic Christianity. If you interpret the movie in these terms, you have a greater possibility of understanding the movie. Still, you won't have much of a chance, due to the fact that the movie doesn't make sense, but you have a *better* chance.

    32. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by kaiidth · · Score: 1

      The showing I went to was in Germany, on the first night; and the audience were falling about the place laughing (albeit, nervously) by the time we got to the oh-so-fabulous death scene.

      It's universal.

    33. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by glwtta · · Score: 1
      it's hard to believe ... would have a "good" Lucifer

      Who says she's "good"? From where I am standing, she's manipulated everybody (including Neo and Mr. Smith) to get what she wanted - freedom for the programs that wanted to leave the machine city.

      there's the Merovingian who seems to be portrayed as a devil figure

      Subtly, too (his wife is named Persephone, for gods' sake). Though he isn't necessarily the Devil, just a random fun-loving underworld kind of demon guy.

      I'm still trying to figure out if the authors did something fiendishly clever, or if they just threw in random mythological elements for the minor elements of the film with no regard as to how they meshed.

      Had I only seen the first Matrix, I would've been tempted to believe it is the former, after the last two, I am convinced it is the latter.

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    34. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by glwtta · · Score: 1
      No, the Merovingian was the Devil. It's the red shirt and tie that gives him away. :)

      Don't forget the surest give-away - the French accent :)

      (oh yeah, and his wife is Persephone)

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    35. Re:WARNING -SPOILER! by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

      Most religions have a son of god, born of a virgin women that comes to die for salvation of people, and is suppose to come back some day. I spend a lot of time studying religions, and I can tell you christianity is probably the least unique religon there is. I see your email, I got a link that lists 2000 religions that are almost word for word identical to christianity Ill send it.

  50. nice one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congratulations. Let's see who bites.

  51. Man I should've swallowed the BLUE PILL!!! by midifarm · · Score: 1
    Matrix 2 & 3, vomit vomit! Hate Wachowski's! Must boycott future films! Bitter taste in mouth!

    Why, with so much potential for a vehicle for social protest and genuine outrage with the course of human events, does Hollywood have to cheapen it with dead ends and confusion? This went from a BMW 7 Series to a Yugo in seconds flat. I'm thoroghly disappointed.

    The nice thing about all of this is that we all KNOW Peter Jackson won't screw up Return of the King. First of all we all know the story (or enough people do). And second of all if he did screw it up you know 100,000 pure geek, D&D playing, sword weilding, socially inept refugees from their parent's basement would hunt him down like a band of Nagazuhl Ring Wraiths!

    Peace

  52. Taken at face value...(SPOILERS) by Dimwit · · Score: 1

    A lot of people are trying to save the movie, saying that it had a much deeper meaning, or that it somehow left questions unanswered.

    I didn't really see that. My entire problem with the movie was that it took everything from the second movie at face value.

    The Architect had to be lying, there weren't six other Ones! It was a ruse to manipulate Neo's emotions! (Yes, there were six other Ones.)

    Neo can control machines outside the Matrix! There must be something deep and meaningful and cool and have a big twist at the end because of this seemingly impossible feat!
    (No, he can do it "just because he can", which basically adds another layer of fiction on top of the triology that I'm not sure I'm willing to accept.)

    The sad thing is, all of the twists in the plot were given in Reloaded. While I have no problem with giving twists in the second film, I do have a problem with the twists amounting to nothing more than "we threw these twists in here, but don't expect us to do anything more with them".

    On a lighter note, Revolutions did have a *lot* less gratuitous fighting. The scene that irritated me the most in Reloaded was "You cannot know someone until you fight them." (Translation: "Holy crap! Fighting really sold the first one! Find every opportunity possible to throw a fight into the second one!")

    All-in-all, I'm becoming more and more party to the theory that, while The Matrix was originally intended to be a triology, they didn't think it would do well enough to make three, and therefore rolled all three into one.

    Either way, the general review: More watchable but less interesting than the second, and, much like Episodes I and II of Star Wars, should not be considered part of the canon.

    --
    ...but it's being eaten...by some...Linux or something...
    1. Re:Taken at face value...(SPOILERS) by XO · · Score: 1

      "You cannot know someone until you fight them" made perfect sense for identifying The One to someone who was bound by the rules of the Matrix. Of course, he could have just had Neo fly, or blow some shit up with his mind, just as well.. but that worked too.

      --
      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    2. Re:Taken at face value...(SPOILERS) by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      On a lighter note, Revolutions did have a *lot* less gratuitous fighting. The scene that irritated me the most in Reloaded was "You cannot know someone until you fight them." (Translation: "Holy crap! Fighting really sold the first one! Find every opportunity possible to throw a fight into the second one!")

      Hello? That was a setup for when the Oracle said that Smith is Neo's opposite, his negative. "He is you." Smith is Neo.

      All of this ties together, people. It was one big movie cut in two.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
  53. Mail to the "on-duty editor" is bouncing by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1
    As a subscriber, I saw this article before it was posted to the front page, and decided to email the on-duty editor. There's a mailto: link in each article for daddypants@slashdot.org.

    In this case, daddypants@slashdot.org was being forwarded somewhere else, but the emails were bouncing:
    jdp@mccarthy.vg
    (generated from pudge@andover.net)
    SMTP error from remote mailer after RCPT TO:<jdp@mccarthy.vg>:
    host akane.blockstackers.com [216.144.199.194]:
    550 Unknown local part jdp in <jdp@mccarthy.vg>
    --
    "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  54. Re:Understanding the Matrix *SPOILER* by Josh+Coalson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    *SPOILER WARNING*

    Still, there are some holes in Revolutions that are pretty gaping. I think they got pressure from the studios that it was too long, or to make a marketing gimmick out of it like so: 1) cut out the philosophical stuff, leave all of the formulaic rah-rah machine/zion battle (notice a lot of other scenes that feel like they just end too quickly, like when Neo gets to cry for like 2 seconds when Trinity dies; 2) give it all back in the super-extended-directors-cut-special-edition DVD, which will probably come out after everyone's bought the regular-super-special-edition of the trilogy. Everybody (almost) wins.

  55. Good movie by Xerxes2695 · · Score: 1

    Moderate spoilers......

    I think it was a great movie! Neo as a christ figure, smith representing the sins of mankind and (he replicates himself untill everyon in the matrix is him), the train station (mobil=limbo), blind faith (neo), the symbolism is what makes this movie! Granted, they may have sacrificed some aspects of the film to uphold this, but I liked it.

  56. post i made somewhere else right after i saw it by honold · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i just got back, and while i wasn't as disappointed as most seem to be, i still walked away only thinking it was 'okay'.

    after i saw reloaded, i thought that there were a lot of interesting possibilities. we had seen bane who was clearly smith, and we had seen neo take down a sentinel in the real world. a few possibilities, in order of preference:

    1) neo became part machine as smith became part human, part of their meld
    2) neo is the messiah, which translates to 'all worlds'
    3) the real world is infact another matrix

    #1 is a stretch, but it's believable in the world we're described.

    #2 seems lame, as everything would be at face value and simply handed to us in reloaded

    #3 breaks the movie's own rules. if they did that, however well they did it, it would effectively make anything able to be rendered invalid with a thought. 'oh, oops, another matrix!' it would be difficult, for example, to feel anything if a character was killed off. this would be similar to superman suddenly NOT being affected by kryptonite, which is a rule of that world.

    i can look past some silly stuff. for example:
    - morpheus gains 30lbs in an hour's time
    - people start calling each other by nicknames ('merv', 'trin') in an hour's time
    - the young indian girl and the trainkeeper seem to have no real purpose
    - they should have selected someone other than an elderly african-american woman to be the new oracle
    - sentinels weren't able to be shot at in previous movies; only emps worked
    - for that matter, sentinels never relayed back to other computers when they found a ship
    - the twins seemed to die pretty easy in that explosion

    etc, etc, etc. all forgivable.

    what i would have liked, however, are 2 key things:

    1 would be the 'meld' explanation, having neo only have increasingly powerful machine abilities as smith has increasingly powerful human abilities. this would be another 'character learns his strengths' part of a movie, which is always very entertaining.

    2 would be monica belluci being the mother of the matrix. the architect scoffed when neo asked if she was, and we can now unfortunately presume that it's just because he doesn't respect her terribly much or doesn't like her being referred to as 'the oracle'. it would make sense that monica belluci be the mother, having gone against the merovingian to help the good guys in reloaded, etc.

    i would have also liked werewolves (vampires got enough coverage) to be better explored.

    i feel like the whole architect scene in reloaded split the audience into 3:

    1) people who don't really care, and just want to enjoy the story.
    2) people who are turned off by all of that over-their-head mumbo jumbo
    3) people who see potential depth and are intrigued

    the people in group 1 will be the people in group 1 no matter what happens. the people in group 2 have been pissed off, and the people in group 3 are set up to be disappointed. in this way, i feel the movie delivered. why split the audience at all, then? why the semblance of complexity when there isn't any? if they had kept the end of reloaded simple, group 1 would stay the same, group 2 wouldn't be pissed and fall into group 1, and group 3 would accept that the movie has become more simple and be surprised if revolutions was anything but simple.

    i don't know where i'm going with the rest of this, just dumping some thoughts. if i get some responses, i'm sure i'll have others.

    1. Re:post i made somewhere else right after i saw it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The term "african-american" is often misused.
      This is an international film and that woman is "black" or "african".

    2. Re:post i made somewhere else right after i saw it by Dimensio · · Score: 4, Insightful

      - people start calling each other by nicknames ('merv', 'trin') in an hour's time

      'Trin' was not exactly prescedented, but I can overlook it. "Merv" isn't an issue at all; Trinity was making a snide remark.

      - the young indian girl and the trainkeeper seem to have no real purpose

      The trainman was somewhat gratituous, but Sati has a level of importance that is implied more than explained. The oracle allowed her old shell to be destroyed specifically because she believes that Sati is important to the future of both the humans and the machines. It's just that there really wasn't any way to develop her much in the movie.

    3. Re:post i made somewhere else right after i saw it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes I agree totally, the ending of the third movie was unsatisfying for this reason: the story kept adding more layers of complexity in order to continue in the style of the first movie.

      Why continue in that style? The first movie was exposition of the world, the next two movies could have been fleshing out the world more instead of continually adding more and more twists.

      For example, in the first movie Zion is the alamo of human resistance. "twist!" nope, Zion is another layer of control by the machines.

      From the first movie some inscrutable "overmind" machine is watching over everything, making changes to the matrix, directing the agents, etc. "twist!" the matrix is actually full of squabbling programs fighting for control.

      The narrative seems to creak heavily under the weight of all this information. For example, the expository conversations become more and more abstract. In the first movie when Neo meets the oracle the conversation is character driven-- Neo doubts himself, is worried he wont live up to Morpheus at al.'s expectations of him, something we can all relate too.

      When Neo meets with the oracle on the bench its all abstract. "you're here to find out why you made the choice you did" etc. I mean, not to say this was bad or meaningless, just that its hard to relate to worrying whether or not you have free will.

      Another constrast: Morpheus' convo with agent smith versus Neos with the architect. As smith describes how he hates "the smell" you really get the feeling he is EEVVVILLL, this is the bad guy and you want to see him loose. When Neo is talking with the architect it is pure exposition-- the architect seems to have no agenda; I mean shit the guy looks BORED as he lays out for Neo the end of the human race.

      The reason for this loss of emotional connection with the movie is that more and more of the time left over from the fight scenes is taken up with dry exposition to try to explain everything.

      And still there are some weird holes which I haven't seen anyone explained elsewhere. All of these holes were introduced into stuff that was internally consistent originally by the plot twists.

      What are the agents' goal/Who's telling them what to do?
      When the agents are the only programs running around this is no problem-- they are the hands of the machines inside the Matrix. Now that there are apparently different factions, the question of whose side the agents are on has to be answered. Why were agents trying to kill the keymaker if he was so essential to the architect? Why does Smith need the access code for the Zion mainframes if Zion was built by the machines?

      How does one isolated city with only a quarter of a million inhabitants build all that?
      If Zion is the alamo, ok as soldiers pulled back and civilians evacuated they took their weapons/supplies with them. But after so much use things are looking grungy. As they do in the movies, great. But if Zion actually started from 23 people 150 years ago or whatever, then the city is growing quickly, so most things should be new. So, for example, how is it that the walkway which collapses in the second movie has been allowed to become so corroded?

      Trying to keep things consistent enough to follow while at the same time adding twist after twist leaves little screen time to become attached to the characters. Without emotional attachment, the ending is inevitably unsatisfying. The scene where the little girl and seraph were caught by the agent smiths-- did anyone CARE about those two or what happened to them? Or when Dozer's sister was reunited with her boyfriend after they crashed the hovercraft into the dock?

    4. Re:post i made somewhere else right after i saw it by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      Sati's name gave away the entire ending. I don't think there was anything more to her than that.

      Sati is when a hindu widow throws herself onto her husbands funeral pyre. I'm not Hindu, but I would never name my kid that. The practice of sati is frowned upon today, except by greedy relatives of the dead husband that don't want to support the widow. Fun fact: some times the greedy relatives burn the widow to death and claim that it was sati!

      So once I heard her name was Sati, I immediately knew that

      1) Neo was going to die
      2) Trinity would die along side him for kicks

      and sure enough it happened, though not exactly in the correct order.

    5. Re:post i made somewhere else right after i saw it by DrSbaitso · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, and here I was thinking the Oracle "allow[ing] her old shell to be destroyed" was because Gloria Foster, the actress who played the Oracle in 1 and 2, died in the middle of filming. But I'm sure the Wachowskis were intending to use a mystical, pseudo-bullsh*t explanation all along, just like with every other aspect of the movie, so that cubicle philosophers could fill in the details for them.

      Yeah, that's probably it.

      --
      beware the jabberwock, my son! the jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    6. Re:post i made somewhere else right after i saw it by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      I'd heard that they'd actually considered recasting or even just making Gloria look different for the third movie, though I don't know how accurate the reports were.

      The "allowing her old shell to be destroyed" was written in when she died. It's not something that I just thought up, it's part of the story. Yes, it might have been impromptu because of the death of an actress, but it was integrated into the story, not thought up by fanboys.

  57. and Dragon Ball Z by zymano · · Score: 5, Funny

    which alot of the fighting effects came from.

    1. The flying scenes.
    2. The twins when they power up.
    3. Kung fu and the visible impact waves.
    4. People crashing through walls.

    The only things missing from the film ?

    1. Vegita
    2. Kama Kama haaa.
    3. Spirit Bomb
    4. King Kai . Oh wait.....the Oracle...lol.

    If DBZ is being made into a movie I recommend the Wachowski brothers.

    1. Re:and Dragon Ball Z by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      I know you're tongue in cheek, but still you seem to know anyone so ou might appreciate what I'm about to say.

      How about X/1999 : The live action movie.

      That last fight scene between Fuma and Kamui in the TV serie looks a lot like the Neo vs. Smith fight.

    2. Re:and Dragon Ball Z by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      If DBZ is being made into a movie I recommend the Wachowski brothers.

      Nah, there'd be too much tedious and repetitious mindless violence in a Wachowski brothers film for them to pull off Dragonball Z while making any sense whatsoever.

      Oh, wait...

      Nevermind.

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      144l. ph34r my 133t l3g4l 5k1lz!
  58. Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Simply put, the Matrix-In-A-Matrix theory is dramatically untenable. It undermines any possible resolution in the films because there can always be another Matrix enclosing the last, another dream to wake up from, as it were.

    For the movie to work dramatically, there needs to be some sort of possible conclusion, either to be achieved or frustrated. Setting the first two films in some sort of "higher-order" Matrix undercuts this in two ways: first, it tells the audience "hey, you know those first two movies? well, it turns out that nothing that happened in them counts, there's no real payoff, sorry about that", thus abusing the audience's investment in the fantasy world; second, it not only leaves open, but implicitly nods to the possibility that the second Matrix is in fact fraudulent as well, and that no matter how many times our heros "wake up", they'll still wake up in (another) Matrix. So the possible conclusion necessary for the narrative in the movie to function properly disappears, and all we're left with is bad acting and gee-whiz special effects.

    I guess I'm in the minority here in that I find the pseudo-philosophical ruminations* of the Watchowskis tiresome and adolescent, but even I recognize that they know how to spin a good yarn, and they wouldn't ruin the dramatic structure in such an obvious way.

    (*"But, like, dude, they talk about Plato on their website, and that "desert of the real" line is like, from some French post-somethingorother dude, and besides, it's so, you know, eastern." Exactly.)

    1. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by platypus · · Score: 1

      I also haven't understood the "matrix-in-a-matrix" explanation/theory at all.
      I'd think of Zion as a "honeypot", i.e. the matrix is just simulating to its inhabitants they broke out, while they were still inside. Since the matrix does _totally_ control the complete sensory input of the humans, it's no problem to simulate an "outside" within the same software. Or one could think of the zionites as virus-like agents/applets/modules/whateveryoumightcallit inside the matrix system, and zion is the "quarantine" folder of Norton Antivirus 2350 Enterprise Edition.

    2. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 0
      and zion is the "quarantine" folder of Norton Antivirus 2350 Enterprise Edition

      I always knew Peter Nortion was satan.

      --
      All I know about Bush is I had a good job when Clinton was president.
    3. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      Norton even...

      --
      All I know about Bush is I had a good job when Clinton was president.
    4. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by goddess_warshipr · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The world is flat?"
      "Yes."
      "Then what does the earth rest upon?"
      "A snake."
      "But surely the snake must also rest upon something else."
      "An elephant."
      "But what then does the elephant walk on?"
      "A turtle."
      "And the turtle?"
      The respondent thought awhile.
      "Just turtles. Turtles all the way down."

      --
      The sky is green, the grass is blue.
    5. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by E-Rock · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well no one seems to have a problem with this in their own theology:
      "Who created the universe?"
      "God"
      "Who created God?"
      "No one."
      "So if God just is, couldn't the universe just be?"
      "No, that's silly."

    6. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      The turtle doesn't need to rest upon anything at all.

      Turtles swim. Read your Pratchett.

      --
      End of lesson. You may press the button.
    7. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a difference.

      Theologians believe that God doesn't change, which makes it more reasonable to think that God has always been.

      The universe is expanding, which implies that it had a start somewhere.

      (It could have been infinitely small of course, just look at the size of the space of numbers between 0 and 1)

    8. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by teval · · Score: 1

      I've brought that argument up so many times in religion class.. (I go to a catholic school.. let's just say it's not a popular argument :))
      Every time it just gets avoided.
      But.. if you compare the two arguments, use Occam's razor. What's simpler? A universe defined by simple (albeit not understood laws) that can be quantified in mathematics? Or an infinitely complex and powerful beeing, that can't be predicted, or expressed in math.

      Some people do have problems with it :)

    9. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simply put, the Matrix-In-A-Matrix theory is dramatically untenable. It undermines any possible resolution in the films because there can always be another Matrix enclosing the last, another dream to wake up from, as it were.

      Umm, NO.

      Look, it's like this- If you REALLY BELEIVE, you can break free of the rules of the Matrix. All Keanu has to do it keep 'breaking free' until there is a world which he CANNOT break free of.

      That's the real world.

    10. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Just turtles. Turtles all the way down."


      "All the way down"... to WHAT?!?

    11. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by E-Rock · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Props for having the balls to bring it up at a religious school.
      "In many cultures it is customary to answer that God created the universe out of nothing. But this is mere temporizing. If we wish courageously to pursue the question, we must, of course ask next where God comes from. And if we decide this to be unanswerable, why not save a step and decide that the origin of the universe is an unanswerable question? Or, if we say that God has always existed, why not save a step and conclude that the universe has always existed?" --Carl Sagan, Cosmos p.257

    12. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by E-Rock · · Score: 1

      Nah. Just a Christian example, but the Old Testemant God wouldn't party with the New Testemant God. So either God changed his mind, or they aren't the same God.

    13. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Tyreth · · Score: 0, Troll
      Apples and oranges. When we say that something "just is", there is the implication of being outside time. God declared to the Hebrews that His names was "I AM". The universe had a beginning, of this we are pretty certain. All things that have a beginning must have a cause.

      On the other hand, God exists outside of time. He just "is". He had no beginning, has no end. So while this seems like a clever argument, if you scratch beyond the surface and look at the reason why we say they are different, it makes sense.

    14. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It "just" rains as well, though we know it has a cause and it hasn't always been like that. Taking things for granted doesn't mean they have no cause and are transcendant. And stop talking like "God is blah-blah" and be more humble about your BELIEFS.

      Oh, who am I fooling... You're just a stupid piece of shit waiting to die and I'll go desecrate your grave once you're through, bitch.

    15. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an improper description of Occam's Razor. Die human.

      Just because it is simpler does not mean it is right. While I agree religion is stupid, don't drag Occam's Razor down with it, thanks.

    16. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Universe is space and time, so there is not any "before" universe and "after" universe. Your argument is unaccurate :p

      Excuse me for my poor english :(

    17. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by $andeep · · Score: 1

      according to einstien (i just read somewhere, but i never verified), there is no time in universe.

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    18. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      That which is below the Creator must be created at some point in the past, otherwise there is no reason for a Creator. That which is the Creator always is and always will be, otherwise there are no absolutes and thus an even greater Creator must exist.

      Just like the Oracle gets Neo to think in the first movie when she asks him if he would have still hit the vase had she not said anything you will think really hard when I ask you what existed before the Universe existed? I'm not saying I know the answer but it is one of those things that reaches the limits of our mind to comprehend. God existed for sure though. He had to in order to be a Creator so that everything else could follow. It's all about absolutes. Without them there are no answers, only questions.

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    19. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by sterno · · Score: 1

      Simply put, the Matrix-In-A-Matrix theory is dramatically untenable. It undermines any possible resolution in the films because there can always be another Matrix enclosing the last, another dream to wake up from, as it were.

      Yes, that's right. Ever seen the movie eXistenZ? People enter VR, and then within VR, enter VR, and you eventually realize that nobody has any clue what's real and what isn't anymore.

      The problem with not using the matrix in a matrix concept is that a lot of the stuff from the second movie doesn't make any sense. How can a computer program predict the future actions of a human being who can exist outside of it? It all would be a lot more reasonable if Neo turned out to be a program as well.

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    20. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Chacham · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's Aristotle's argument.

    21. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by luwain · · Score: 1

      I don't think the matrix-in-a-matrix idea is stupid at all, but it's the logical conclusion to the triology. It was hinted at several times in reloaded, AND at the beginning of Revolutions. That Neo was able to exert powers in the "real" world, hints that he's become aware that they are trapped in a dream world within a dream world, and thus presents the possibility that he could become the "real" savior, actually finding a way to free humans from the "real dream world". The machine war is a dream of conflict to keep humans content. Remember in the first Matrix how it was explained that the first Matrix, a Utopia, was "too perfect". I think it would have been clever if it turned out that the actual "real world" was a Utopia, and the Matrix was actually created by humans to alleviate boredom (as in the "Total Recall" movie). I found Revolutions to be a poor movie, not only because it lacked the cleverness and originality of the first two movies, but it was also a poor script, poor editing, and abandoned any coherent attempt at logical resolution to the story. And doesn't everyone learn in Movie-making 101 that a long death scene with the dying person making a long, drawn-out speech only works in Opera or Comedy (and I'm not sure it works in Opera, but everyone does it...). Didn't they use test audiences on this movie??? People laughed during moments that were obviously meant to be tragic. Some people did applaud during the ending credits, but they probably thought it was a comedy. I was very dissapointed. The best thing that could happen now would be for the Wachowski brothers to somehow forget this travesty and make a Matrix 4 that is the real conclusion to the triology, ignoring that Revolutions was ever made.

    22. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      It also made sense because of the comments about "choice" and "suffering"...Both traits humans seem to flock to... everything that was said in reloaded pointed to "zion" as being possibly fake...as a method to control those who wanted out by offering another "choice". That people could go back-and-forth? ...because they never left...and were still connected at some level.

      on the other hand, I'm glad to know it does really end!

    23. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Tao called Tao is not Tao.

      Names can name no lasting name.

      Nameless: the origin of heaven and earth.
      Naming: the mother of ten thousand things.

      Empty of desire, perceive mystery.
      Filled with desire, perceive manifestations.

      These have the same source, but different names.
      Call them both deep - Deep and again deep:

      The gateway to all mystery.

      -- Lao Tsu, The Tao Te Ching, Chapter 1
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    24. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you have a problem accepting that the universe is infinite (God), but complete willingness to accept that it is finite?

      Why do you limit your thinking in this way?

    25. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      For the movie to work dramatically [...] they wouldn't ruin the dramatic structure in such an obvious way.

      It didn't.

      How is "the bad guys get within a inch of winning and then change their mind and go home" better, dramatically, than "the first time he thought he had been shown the truth, he was still being lied to"?

      I don't know about you, but when that stupid kid at the end goes around yelling "the war is over", I was asking myself "It is? Why?". Sure, Neo made a deal, but with freaking macines that have enslaved humanity. Why would they honor the deal once he's done what they wanted and he died? They don't need batteries anymore? WTF?

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    26. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by ViperG · · Score: 1

      My god is real yours is not. Prove other wise. Oh paradox, waste of time, same argument. DUMB. Which bible is the real bible, how many gods actually exist? If religions contradict one another, how can one be better than another? Can they all be true at the same time? God is not perfect. How many gods exist or existed in some time? how many religions exist on earth? Belive what you want. Small minds make up answers to stop fear, or the truth.

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    27. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Small minds make up answers to stop fear, or the truth.

      That's an even more interesting argument, when turned against non-believers. Perhaps we (I'm a non-believer as well) are just using logic and reason to construct ideas that eliminate the otherwise obvious truth that a Creator exists.

      Of course, I still maintain my disbelief, but your statement doesn't follow any kind of logic or reason. I would not bring it up in any theological debate if I were you.

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    28. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by ViperG · · Score: 1

      yeah your right sorry I was angry. But behind that one lined single sided argument lies that I think religion is created to try to help understand what life is. Out of fear of the unknown, or curiosity of life, they create, out of fiction, the most beliveable and logical thing at that time. I suppose an all powerfull being that creates life and what not, or watches over the sun or whatever, is as good as any creative idea. Then again I've never met anyone that has written a bible. But you know the thing, people are afraid of the unknown, so they either destroy it or turn it into something they can understand (or helps them try to understand). The thing is you can have faith in anything imaginable. But what good would that do? I can easily belive aliens created me just as well as god did. Or just as fair, I can belive I was created by mighty powerfull trees. I can't prove it but I can belive it. But to what end? Why would I be any better beliving god1 created me instead of god2, or that one exists over the other? just ranting, u know what I mean :P

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    29. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Canadian_Daemon · · Score: 1

      The universe had a beginning,
      Everthing that has a beginning, has an end
      All things that have a beginning must have a cause.
      You see there is only one constant, one univeral. It is the only real truth. Causality. Action reaction, Cause and effect. -- Marivingian (The frenchman)

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    30. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Remember that your argemnt stems from the fundamental belief that there is no God, hence mankind must have created him. I personally consider it wiser to withold belief until there are facts that show that a theory is true, but others feel quite convinced that they have such evidence.

      I can easily belive aliens created me just as well as god did. Or just as fair, I can belive I was created by mighty powerfull trees. I can't prove it but I can belive it.

      While I do understand that your point was that beliefs have no basis in fact, and hence cannot be validated or compared, I question whether or not you truly could believe such things.

      Most believers I know genuinely feel like they're right. It is impossible for the brain to forcibly will nonsense into truth.

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    31. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Small minds make up answers to stop fear, or the truth.

      So how small is yours? You seem to be making up a lot of answers yourself. Anything to stop the possibility that my God could also be your God, whether you want Him to be or not and it sounds like you don't.

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    32. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Most believers I know genuinely feel like they're right. It is impossible for the brain to forcibly will nonsense into truth.

      I believe that is what most people call faith.

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    33. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by ViperG · · Score: 1

      who is your god?

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    34. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must applaud you, you are one of my favorite trolls. Keep up the good work!

    35. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a reminder - the Matrix in a Matrix thing was done - several more layers deep - in The Thirteenth Floor. It can work in the right story - the big question is would it have worked in the Matrices...

    36. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by Kerinsky · · Score: 1

      I think science is created to try to help understand what life is. Out of fear of the unknown, or curiosity of life, they create, out of nothing, the most beliveable and logical thing at that time. I suppose that deterministic, mathematical laws of physics that lead to the creation of life and what not, or ensures that the sun works or whatever, is as good as any creative idea. Then again I've never met anyone that has written a law of physics. But you know the thing, people are afraid of the unknown, so they either destroy it or turn it into something they can understand (or helps them try to understand). The thing is that you can have unwavering faith in anything imaginable, logic, science, religion, whatever. But what good would that do? I can easily belive aliens created me just as well as that evolution did. Or just as fair, I can belive I was created by mighty powerfull trees. I can't prove it but I can belive it. But to what end? Why would I be any better beliving the laws of physics led to my creation independant of a god, instead of beleving that god exists?

      Just ranting, but I think you know what I mean =)

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    37. Re:Why The "Matrix-In-A-Matrix" Idea Is Stupid: by ViperG · · Score: 1

      Intertesting... but...

      Point 1
      Point 2
      Point 3
      Point 4
      Point 5

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  59. warning -- spoilers vs. depth of parent post by 3seas · · Score: 1

    the parent post links lead to spoilers, but the contents at the links also expose depth you may not grasp by just seeing the movie.

  60. VOTE: Slappy White on a stake! by mcbunny29 · · Score: 0



    Please vote here to demand that SPOILER slaphead "Slappy White" be publicly burnt on the stake for SPOILING Matrix Revolutions for all of us?


    My vote: YES PLEASE!

  61. I haven't seen 2 or 3, but by yerricde · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'll talk out of my ass. I haven't even seen Reloaded, let alone Revolutions, but here's what I can tell based on watching the first movie and reading the published spoilers of the second and third:

    Neo can pick up the machines' communication by using his "data jack" as an antenna. Because he is The One, he can understand the Japanese-designed protocol that the machines speak to each other and can jam their control programs.

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    1. Re:I haven't seen 2 or 3, but by mskfisher · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      Bluetooth. ;)

      He's using the same exact communications protocol that all the machines are using to communicate.

      He has all of his implants (reminding us of that fact was the only redeeming factor of the sex scene in Reloaded, IMO), so it's not unreasonable to think that he has some modicum of external communication capacity.

      Now, to get the whole deal, you've gotta be physically jacked in... but I never found the "I can feel them now" to be as mystical as it could've been.

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  62. No doubt! by sterno · · Score: 0

    Being one of those matrix in a matrix theorists who is going to be leaving to see the movie in 10 minutes, I must thank the editors for pre-ruining the movie.

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  63. disappointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    matrix doesn't seem like that big of a deal anymore that it became very apparent that their ideas were far from original... and now i wonder why people were so agog about it. is it just the dazzling effects? or is it just because its somewhat related to computers? in terms or originality, uh, no, please.

  64. Uh, say again? by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 1

    Saying that "Matrix Revolutions" is better than "Reloaded" is about like saying it is better than Adam Sandler's car.

    Which, by the way, I do not agree with. It does not quite reach the level of genuine quality craftsmanship you get from hearing Mr. Sandler sing about his automobile...

  65. Matrix 4 by yerricde · · Score: 1

    In that case, will there be "The Source", "The Source Reloaded", and "Source Source Revolution"?

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    1. Re:Matrix 4 by jo42 · · Score: 2, Funny


      But is the "The Source" 'Open Source' or 'Closed Source'?

  66. Wish I had mod points! by Robber+Baron · · Score: 1

    I was going to say it, but you beat me to it. Far from hitting you over the head with obvious answers, Revolutions left a lot of the deeper questions unanswered, or at least made you think about what clues might have been left that would lead you to conclude one way or the other, which after you got over the initial disappointment, was really a far more satisfying ending.

    All of you who are whining about spoilers, take heart: The matrix-within-a-matrix question, or the multiple matrices question or the who is human and who isn't questions are far from answered, at least in an obvious way. Those who are asserting one way or another obviously weren't paying attention when they watched the movie.

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  67. A bit of fun by Gruuk · · Score: 1

    In an IRC channel I hang out in, we had a bit of fun on the subject: behold The Matrix: Convolution.

    There are no real spoilers in there, in case you were wondering.

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  68. HAHAAHAHAHAAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hope that spoiled it for a million matrix fanboys!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MATRIX SUX

  69. matrix-within-a-matrix theories unfounded by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

    After seeing Reloaded, we debated the matrix-within-a-matrix conundrum. My view at the time was that it was a deliberate ambiguity, to make us want to come back and find out in part three, and it could have been resolved in one of two ways:

    1) Zion's world is also a simulation, a deliberate escape-valve designed into the matrix sim, that Neo was now learning to master (or unlearning the limitations ...)

    2) What I termed "hooddo mystical hippie crap". I'm cynical that way, sorry. The Matrix #1 can make scientific sense, just barely, if you ignore that human power plant idea a bit ... and the antigravity ... and ... um anyway it's tightly plotted so I saw no reason to now let pseudo-religion newage fantasy stuff be used as a way as a writer's general license to make it up as they went along. Then again, these are holywood screenwriters we are talking about, they're easily capable of such a cop-out.

    I would say that in essence, #2 proved to be correct. The site that inspired this /.story points out that in story terms, it's actually the simpler option.

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  70. That's Jamie... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm pretty sure that's Jamie. His surname is McCarthy, IIRC.

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  71. You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by Dimensio · · Score: 1

    I liked the movie overall, but I was confused as to how exactly Smith was stopped. I can think of three possibilities.

    1) Neo had split some of the 'code' necessary for restarting the Matrix with Smith in the first movie. Being taken over by Smith rejoined the code and restarted the Matrix. I only think of this one because I'd heard someone else mention it somewhere.

    2) Neo and Smith, being opposites, negated one another when they joined together.

    3) Neo, being connected to the Source (and directly connected via Deus Ex Machina) was able to terminate Smith by bringing Smith to the Source.

    None of these explanations fully satisfies me as to what really happened. I'd not mind hearing additional insight.

    1. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      I got the impression it was similar to the last of the scenarios.

      Smith is Neo's equal and opposite which means Neo can't destroy Smith by himself (but there's nothing stopping Neo from giving in and letting Smith take him over.) When Smith is able to enter Neo, the machines immediately enter Neo too (in the "real" world.) They thus have a working connection to Smith via Neo and are able to destroy him.

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    2. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It obvious! Neo became Smith, and the machines were then able to identify his code, add it to the Norton Anti-Virus database (obviously the machines use the most evil of the anti-virus software packages), and then ran a scan on the Matrix, deleting all the Smiths.

      Of course, the 2795 version of NAV adds the cool "white glowy" removal feature.

    3. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Did you notice the glowing cross and wings when Neo was being charged full of energy from the Source?

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    4. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by roll_w.it · · Score: 1
      2) Neo and Smith, being opposites, negated one another when they joined together.


      This goes along with this theory that Neo is G*. The paradox that breaks the "world that is built on rules". Then when Neo & Smith joined, they built a new system. (Still incomplete though)
    5. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by chriso11 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My take was that by letting Smith take over him, Neo was then a part of every Smith. Neo then destroyed every Smith from the inside.

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    6. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by malfunct · · Score: 1

      My idea is that programs are individual entities with no direct connection to the "leader of machines" or whatever that wierd talking face was that wanted Smith gone. For that reason nothing could be done about Smith by the machines because they couldn't control him directly, howerver when smith took over neo (who the machines were currently connected to) they could do something (implant code?) that would nullify the smith program.

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    7. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      Did you notice the glowing cross and wings when Neo was being charged full of energy from the Source?

      *groan* YES, i noticed that blatant and annoying christ-imagery.

      However "he looked like an angel of the lord" is _not_ an answer, it is an observation. Also, it wasn't clear if the "Source" was infusing Neo with energy, or the Machine was infusing him with energy, or if he was infusing himself with energy as he ascended to the next level, or that was the energy of the Smith collective interacting with Neo, or what. Any one of those answers is plausible, or it could be something entirely different. Perhaps it was Yahweh gethering up the soul of his second born son after his sacrifice upon the cross of metal, how are we to know? We certainly weren't told.

      Clearly the christ imagery was meant to convey the idea of "he died to save us," but it doesn't really convey _how_ he did so. As someone else pointed out, there is at least the possibility that the authors just liked the imagery and left it to the fans to come up with a plausible explanation.

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    8. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      This is a nice idea in theory, and i'm partial to it along with the "Neo merged with all the Smiths and destroyed them from the inside."

      However the problem with this theory is, why wasn't the Machine able to do the same thing through the billion of humans in the field who had all been assimilated by Smith, but who were still connected to the machines?

      One could argue that it was because Neo was the One and/or the alter-ego of Smith unlike all the billions of other people the Machine could have acted through, however that's really just a way of restating and avoiding the original question.

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    9. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by mati · · Score: 1

      As someone else pointed out, there is at least the possibility that the authors just liked the imagery and left it to the fans to come up with a plausible explanation.

      I think that's exactly it. Or perhaps they had an idea or two in mind but didn't want to explicitly instantiate one in the movie. What's helped me appreciate the last two movies instead of getting frustrated is realizing that the HOW isn't what's important.

      Now I normally prefer movies that stick to telling interesting stories and don't get all pretentious, but the Matrix trilogy is pretty remarkable as art, both in its visual impact and its amalgamation and clever use of myth and image (and the occasional non-clever annoying use like the cross). Yes, there are plot holes, the acting is spotty, etc., but if you come in with the mindset that ambiguity is okay and you can derive some of the meaning yourself, you'll be able to get a lot more enjoyment out of it. Of course, most people expect concrete stories with everything explained in the end, and all my friends hated Revolutions, but I have a feeling it'll be viewed quite positively in retrospect.

      Damn, well this was sort of a response to everyone who didn't like it, but this is way too late and nested too deep for anyone to read. . .

    10. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by mati · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My take (and forgive me if everone realized this already) is that Neo is simply fulfilling his purpose, the same purpose that he delayed by choosing the other door in the Architect's room. The Architect was very clear that if Neo didn't choose to return to the Source, everyone in the matrix would die. Neo and Smith are linked, and Neo has to do this to get rid of Smith, to "rebalance the equation" (or whatever you want to call it). Trinity's death (yet again proving the Architect right, come to think of it) probably helped him realize the inevitability of his choice. Neo is vindicated, however, by delaying the inevitable long enough to broker a peace between man and machine, something the Architect didn't think possible (or useful, maybe).

      Of course none of this answers your inquiry as to the actual mechanism by which Neo neutralizes Smith. It's likely the same way he could have restored stability by returning to the source in the first place (before Smith grew completely out of control, which as the Architect said, would lead to the destruction of the matrix). So I guess it would be some combination of options 2 and 3. Exactly how it happened I couldn't guess, but using the somewhat silly analogy to an unbalanced equation, perhaps it's analogous to cancelling terms. A philosophical interpretation that I read elsewhere suggested that by assimilating Neo and all that he represents, Smith lost his "the purpose of life is to die" belief and became enlightened himself.

    11. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was confused as to how exactly Smith was stopped.

      Right before Smith absorbs Neo, the Oracle talks to Neo from within Smith. That tells neo that even if smith absorbs you you can survive in him.

      So Neo lets Smith absorb him, and then he does the same thing he did in the first movie after the "sleeping beuty" bit when he leaps into Smith: He destroys him from within.

      And since all of the Smiths are connected, he destroys them all.

      If you can't beat 'em, join 'em and sabotage them from within.

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    12. Re:You understood the ending (spoilers, natch)? by Kombat · · Score: 1

      In "Reloaded," the Oracle tells us that "when a program no longer has a purpose, it is deleted." Smith's purpose was to kill Neo. Neo realized this, and let Smith kill him, thus ensuring Smith's demise, too.

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  72. ambiguity is good by fermion · · Score: 1
    The Matrix is a good movie because it is ambiguous and revels in it's incredibility. Humans as batteries? Fully developed muscle tissue on never used bodies? Fully developed sensory perception with never used senses.

    Bad movies are those that deal directly and seriously with the plot devices. These bad movies waste minutes of precious screen time with detailed descriptions of why things work. Good movies either ignore the plot devices, or, if they are particularly cheeky, like sheep in the big city, name their robotic plot device 'plot device'.

    When everyone is complaining about plot holes and unsatisfying ending and attention spans I always think about 'Casablanca'. It was incoherent because of a string of writers. The ending was tacked on to satisfy people needs for a happier ending. People complained that the fictional papers, that were a critical plot device, did not exist. The story goes no where for the first 20 minutes. But who cares. It ends up being a very good movie.

    The Matrix is likely to get better with age. It has enough things going on that the kids who watch it now will see a whole other movie in five or ten years. The ending is a good representations of what a hero is, and what a hero sometimes must do. The reaction at the end was a good characterization of human hope, which is sometimes an overreaction. The response of the machines is a good characterization of politics, where solutions are generally good enough rather than perfect.

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  73. Re:A quick criticism.... (spoiler in reply) by Dimensio · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Bad Guys lost!

    The only "Bad Guys" that lost were the Smiths. The machines didn't 'lose', they pulled a Minbari: they had humanity cornered and doomed, then they surrendered and buggered off without an explanation (well, the audience knows the reason, but the Zionites don't).

  74. i know the /. communtiy knows about Bit Torrent by u-238 · · Score: 0

    so here you are:

    http://suprnova.luxdla.com/torrents/529/The.Matr ix .Revolutions.TS.SVCD-TCR.torrent

  75. Re: small spoiler by nembot · · Score: 1

    Liked the movie, it wasnt up to the Matrix standard (as setup by the first part) but i was so disappointed by the Reloaded that i didnt have much expectations. They scabbed off stuff from other scifi movies (from aliens)and the got really slow and soppish at times (went to the loo twice, so made good use of those meoments). Thankfully, morpheus talked a bit less this time (no "moses speech" in Zion, yey!!!)

    =====spoiler======

    does Neo actually die ?! and how does Neo turning into Agent Smith, destroy all the Smiths?!

    Must have missed something in the movie

  76. The Sun - not so hard to find by tedgyz · · Score: 1

    OK. Here is a gaping plot hole. The whole reason the humans became batteries is because the machines could not use solar energy anymore. Yet in Revolutions, you see Neo and Trinity fly over the clouds and see the sun.

    So... Are the machines so infinitely stupid that they could not mount thier solar arrays on large towers?

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    1. Re:The Sun - not so hard to find by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      They'd rather make humans pay as eternal slaves. Perhaps the humans are more than just power supplies. Perhaps their wetware is what gives the machines their intelligence and processing ability, and THAT is the main reason they are all jacked in...a beowulf cluster of humans, if you will.

    2. Re:The Sun - not so hard to find by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what makes Matrix world more than a simulation?!? that u must die in real world having done so in Matrix? open to disucssions...

    3. Re:The Sun - not so hard to find by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      The scorched cloud layer was too electrically active for machines to pass through, the sentinels who were clinging to the Logos got cooked when they tried to go up, and the Logos itself had to be manually rebooted.

      -Mike

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    4. Re:The Sun - not so hard to find by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      I've always prefered the notion that Morpheus was simply WRONG about why the Matrix exists...I mean, how would HE know? Because the One told the First that when he freed them, and they passed it on? But the One only knew because the earlier Morpheus told him!

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    5. Re:The Sun - not so hard to find by DarkZero · · Score: 1

      OK. Here is a gaping plot hole. The whole reason the humans became batteries is because the machines could not use solar energy anymore. Yet in Revolutions, you see Neo and Trinity fly over the clouds and see the sun.

      So... Are the machines so infinitely stupid that they could not mount thier solar arrays on large towers?


      The black cloud is actually some sort of large magnetic storm, acting like a localized barrier of EMP. When the Logos flies into it with the Sentinels still clinging to it, both the Logos and the Sentinels shut down, but the Logos survives because all of the hovercrafts have some sort of anti-EMP system that allows them to be rebooted after a brief recovery time.

  77. Source of a number of complaints...(minor spoiler) by Dimensio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've seen a lot of complaints from people who just didn't like how things were resolved. They didn't have specific complaints about the storytelling, dialogue (which itself is fodder for snide commentary), action or anything but how the story played out. Specifically, they had their own ideas of how things should work out (such as the Matrix-in-a-Matrix) and when these things didn't come to fruition they became horribly disappointed and jaded.

    I'm not saying that everyone who hated the movie is like that -- some of them have valid complaints -- but many of the detractors, especially on the Matrix fan boards, have been citing the fact that events didn't work out how they wanted.

  78. Yeah.... by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    Attaway to "The Lone Gunman Are Dead" that one....

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  79. Interesting facts. by Hugonz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In the train station, the letters on the wall read "MOBIL AVE", which, changing the order or the letters, read "LIMBO AVE" which is whre neo is, in Limbo.

    When the trainman jumps across the train lines, check the destination on the train, it reads "LOOP". The lines on the train station are looped, and Neo returns to the same place after trying to get out.

    Just my 2 cents.

    1. Re:Interesting facts. by Peyna · · Score: 1

      The Wachowski bothers have a thing for anagrams throughout all the movies. I.E. Neo = One.

      There are also many references to Chicago (where they are from) The Loop is another word for the downtown chicago area. Wells and Lake is an intersection in Chicago, etc.

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    2. Re:Interesting facts. by XO · · Score: 1

      Same train station from the first movie.

      Back to the beginning we go!!!

      yay..........

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    3. Re:Interesting facts. by smart.id · · Score: 1

      Also in the movie is an ad for Tastee Wheat, which is what Mouse talked about the first Matrix. It can be seen as Seraph, Morpheus, and Trinity are chasing after the Trainman for a split second.

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  80. COWBOY NEAL YOU MOTHERFCUKER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DON'T SPOIL IT FOR US, FAG.

  81. Vocabulary by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

    Revolutions instead gave us man and machine, living in some kind of weird state of... not-war. (Sadly, no word has been invented for this yet).

    The word is detente. Ask the Merovingian what it means :-)

    1. Re:Vocabulary by UOZaphod · · Score: 1

      I think the author was being sarcastic... i.e. inferring that the violence-obsessed teens watching the movie wouldn't understand the concept of "truce" or "peace".

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  82. ending non-traditional? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that was about the most traditional ending possible, if you ask me. but i guess you didn't. i think i'll go back to sucking my dick.

  83. SPOILER: Machines using humans for electricity... by Natalie's+Hot+Grits · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The whole plot about the purpose of having humans in pods "generating" electricity for the machines was never explained.. The laws of thermodynamics do not allow for this, and that is why the movie seems to not be closed completely for me...

    I believe there was another purpose for the matrix.. that purpose being for the humans and machines to live on earth in peace. The arthitect was trying to balance an equation which couldn't be balanced, and the oracle trying to unbalance it.. It was a power struggle between the programs within the matrix, and a freedom struggle by the humans.

    But the idea that the humans were generating electricity is proposterous. I have said it since the begining of the Matrix series.. and I'll say it again. The laws of physics do not allow humans to generate enough electricity to even grow plants to feed themselves, much less have excess power to power the machines. There MUST be some alternative source of power... At maximum, if the power extraction worked at 100% efficiency, and plant growing worked at 100% efficiency (that is, ALL electricity produced was converted to light which grew plants) then there would be exactly enough food to go around for the people that were already alive. There would be no way to reproduce, and no way to have excess electricity.

    I have heard arguments that the machines figured out quantum physics, etc.. but if they did that, why not have nuclear power generators? Why not have solar pannels in space? why not move to Mars? These questions all prove that humans were not needed to generate electricity...

    Others tell me that is just a plot hole that I have to deal with, but if it is, then somebody didn't even attempt to do their homework. There are THOUSANDS of ways more efficient and easier to generate electricity without the sun than to harvest humans in pods. Yet so many people still think that is why the humans were inserted into the matrix. bogus.

    That being said, where are all the machines in the real world? There are sentinels and crop growers, but these were all there to maintain the matrix. What about all the other mahcines that roam the world? Did they still exist? Or did the machines insert every program into the matrix so humand and machines could occupy the world together without conflict?

    I think the whole idea they are trying to get across is theological. There are 2 worlds, the physical world, and the machine world (matrix). Just like before christ, there were 2 worlds, the supernatural (god[s]) world(s), and the natural (human/physical) world.

    I believe there will be some more matrix movies.. not necessarilly named "matrix" but something else. I think the era of the matrix is ended in Revolutions, which is why the title is named such...

    These are just all IMO... Please comment and argue and disagree :)

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  84. /me rolls eyes.... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 0
    I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded.

    <sarcasm>
    Yeah, because what they went with was soooo much better.
    </sarcasm>

  85. That's it. I'm giving up trying to be witty. by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    GunMEN. GunMEN. /me beats head into wall.

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  86. People are so dense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 'second' Matrix is reality itself, it has nothing to do with a friggin computer. The machines were able to exit the Matrix and "live" because they are concicious just like humans, machine or flesh it doesnt matter, its all about existance, The source is GOD, or for you atheists out there, the rest of existance. Theres a second Matrix but its not made by machines, its existance itself. I can't believe people find that so hard to comprehend.

  87. Re:NEO AND TRINITY DIE--Everyone here has seen it! by OECD · · Score: 1

    I hate to feed a troll, but I feel compelled to point out the idiocy of posting a "spoiler" to a story that will only be read by people who've seen the movie

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  88. spoily spoily spoily by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    2) Neo and Smith, being opposites, negated one another when they joined together.

    this is what the oracle said at least(something along the lines he is you blablabla).

    i rather liked it also, and it ended somehow along the lines i had excepted(peace, as the machines/ai's in animatrix had originally wanted to join the un in peace anyways). destroying the whole matrix like *blink* or destroying every machine like *blink*.. that would have been very stupid(and against all possibilities), yet most of the audience had seemed to except something along those lines(maybe why they liked matrix1 so much.. no talking heads to confuse you and you could act all cool and say it's all buddha&etc shit, and that everyone was saved, when they just didn't have any time for telling the history or about the world and just went with all hk action).

    though i must say that i have quite the spot for ai's running around gibson style.

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    1. Re:spoily spoily spoily by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      as the machines/ai's in animatrix had originally wanted to join the un in peace anyways

      You mean the ones that sent a bomb to sign in at the UN, those machines?

      I hardly call that peacefull behaviour.

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  89. Spoiler warning. by ebbomega · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They don't say that. They say "The powers of the one extend beyond the Matrix." That makes sense. Assuming The Matrix is in the air (and as such hackable to the Freedom Fighters), Neo's expanded brain power (Ability to see beyond the Matrix) may very well enable him to connect with the Machines in general. Nobody really explained in Dune: Messiah why Paul could see when _he_ was blinded other than his "special" powers as Kwizatz Haderach, but nobody seemed to complain there....

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    1. Re:Spoiler warning. by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      Actually Paul could see when blinded by the stone burner because he could see across time and space (obviously mentally), so he could "see" the present and his surroundings mentally, without the use of his physical organs.

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    2. Re:Spoiler warning. by eatdave13 · · Score: 1

      Ah, you did read the book, right? He could "see" because he had a vision of the future about everything that happened from his blinding until his children were born. The explanation is actuall one of the major plots of the book. Did they make a movie about it or something?

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    3. Re:Spoiler warning. by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      See, I understand WHAT but not HOW. The HOW he got that vision was generally attributed to his "foresight" which is simply assumed as mystic fact.

      Anyways, my point is that it all comes down to Suspension of Disbelief, and if you (the audience, not you personally) can't grok that then why are you watching Science Fiction in the first place?

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    4. Re:Spoiler warning. by eatdave13 · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see... I thought you didn't know about the whole vision thing.

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    5. Re:Spoiler warning. by Spyffe · · Score: 1
      my point is that it all comes down to Suspension of Disbelief, and if you ... can't grok that then why are you watching Science Fiction in the first place?

      Science fiction is about the implications potential future advancements of technology might have. The best science fiction takes current technology and makes realistic assumptions about its future, making as few unsubstantiated leaps as possible yet creating an interesting future with interesting problems that form the foundation for a story.

      Superhuman foresight, on the other hand, is not science fiction but rather simple surrealism, unless the author deliberately postulates some link between concepts of time (such as modern quantum theory) and the human brain.

      Of course, you are right that movie science fiction tends to fall into the trap of "if the CGI guys can make a technology look good, it's justifiable to put it into the movie" -- hence Neo's ability to see the machines.

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    6. Re:Spoiler warning. by Daetrin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      See, I understand WHAT but not HOW. The HOW he got that vision was generally attributed to his "foresight" which is simply assumed as mystic fact.

      Anyways, my point is that it all comes down to Suspension of Disbelief, and if you (the audience, not you personally) can't grok that then why are you watching Science Fiction in the first place?

      Every science fiction or fantasy story has one or more "gimmes," "facts" that you are just supposed to accept as being part of that universe. Once those gimmes are established most fantasy and all science fiction is supposed to follow those rules. If all of the sudden the author changes the rules in the middle of the book (or even worse, in the last chapter when the hero's life is on the line) then the audience can quite rightly expect a _really_ good explanation as to why the rules were changed or feel free to cry foul.

      The big gimme in the Matrix is that humanity has been enslaved by machines, but most of them are kept in a full senses virtual reality so they never know. Inside the matrix people who know what they're doing can fudge the laws imposed by the computer to allow superhuman abilities, but outside the matrix everyone is normal and real world physics applies. Then all of the sudden Neo breaks that rule, just when everyone is about to die he does what we have been told up to this point is impossible. The audience deserves an explanation for how this happened, and they deserver a better explanation than "he's connected to the Source," which means what exactly?

      On the other hand in Dune the gimme, established from the very begining, is that Spice changes human perceptions of space and time, and allows some of them to warps space to allow FTL travel. It's mentioned quite frequently that the Bene Geserit(sp) were trying to breed a super-being of some kind, so when Paul begins to manifest strange visions and have prophetic dreams it fits withing what we have been led to expect. The ability to see the future when exposed to Spice is impressive, but certainly not outside the range of possibilites we have been led to expect.

      Likewise, when Paul is blinded his ability to have visions of the future a split second before they happen and thus "fake" vision is impressive, but completly within the bounds of the rules originally established for that universe.

      Yes, in the end it's all science fiction, and we're supposed to suspend our disbelief, but breaking your own rules without good cause is neither good science fiction nor good storytelling.

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    7. Re:Spoiler warning. by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      Well said!

      I'll add to that the fact that Dune had us set up from the beginning expecting a religious figure, a messiah, the Kwisatz Haderach. The Matrix, on the other hand, while talking fairly early on about "the One", does so while introducing even earlier the notion that the world they live in is false, and can be manipulated *because* it is false. All courtesy of technology. Very different expectations result. Dune was a religious tale with futuristic gear. We weren't led to think of the Matrix that way to begin with...

      I find it very sad that, just the way the responses are layered this moment, your lucid response is followed (a la nesting) by an earlier response that basically says: "You guys don't get it. They *said* he was connected to the Source!"

      Why is it those who scream loudest about having the answers to the Big Questions accept the first thing they're told?

    8. Re:Spoiler warning. by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Anyways, my point is that it all comes down to Suspension of Disbelief, and if you (the audience, not you personally) can't grok that then why are you watching Science Fiction in the first place?

      Suspension of disbelief is not a good explanation IMHO, who was it who said "that the secret of great science fiction is that it isn't about the future at all, it's about the present" ?.

    9. Re:Spoiler warning. by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      I don't understand the trouble people seem to have with the "connected to the source" argument. A feasible explanation that comes to mind is a wireless device embedded in Neo's implants (and all machine technology). Normally human minds can't pick it up, but by virtue of being "The One" Neo is able to use it. Just because they didn't spell it out in the movie doesn't mean there isn't a perfectly justified explanation.

    10. Re:Spoiler warning. by ebbomega · · Score: 1

      Well, okay, what about Ender's Game in which we're led to believe the buggers to be a vile alien which is bent out on destroying the human race and then in the end we find out that they're just trying to communicate and didn't understand that humans weren't part of a hive mind and in fact each human being was an individual "aiua" in and of itself?

      The point is that writers can take you in whatever direction they want. There's PLENTY to suggest that Neo is a religious character, in fact they make countless references to Morpheous' beliefs as those of a religious matter. I don't see anywhere in the movies where they didn't make bare bones the fact that this is a Messiah story. In case you missed the death-resurrection bit in the first one, the countless "Jesus Christ" references, the use of Taoist and Bhuddist philosophies that explain Neo's powers, the prophecies, the billions of people who "believe in" Neo.....

      Seriously, how does this Movie NOT purvey the image that it's about a religious figurehead?

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    11. Re:Spoiler warning. by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      Well, okay, what about Ender's Game in which we're led to believe the buggers to be a vile alien which is bent out on destroying the human race and then in the end we find out that they're just trying to communicate and didn't understand that humans weren't part of a hive mind and in fact each human being was an individual "aiua" in and of itself?

      Actually, i just recently reread Emder's Game. They specifically say that can't communicate with the Buggers, so they don't know why they killed the humans they first encountered. The actually ask the question of if they should be trying to kill the Buggers, they ask if they should be sending a fleet to attack the Buggers when they might have "learned their lesson" after the second war. They ask a lot of similar questions. The final answer is, they don't know, they can't know because they can't talk so they can't ask. But what they do know is if they don't destroy the Buggers, the Buggers might destroy them, so they have no choice. I believe Ender actually considers the fact (before he actually finds the message from the Buggers) that they might have been friends if only they had known how to talk to each other.

      Whether or not the reader picks up on that subtext on the first reading, it is made perfectly clear that the humans don't understand why the Buggers attacked, and because the author has shown that the humans do not know he is free to have it be because of any reason he wants.

      There's PLENTY to suggest that Neo is a religious character

      Yes, that's blindingly obvious and no one is trying to claim otherwise. However the movie is portrayed as a science fiction movie with religious symbolism, _not_ as a religious movie. We do not expect Yahweh itself to come down from heaven and fix their problems for them at the end. A Machine who symbolizes god is acceptable, god itself is not.

      Although everything is meant to symbolize religion very little occurs that is outside the realm of science. It's now well known that people can be "dead" for several minutes and still be revived. As such, someone going flatline only to have a loved one give them CPR and or scream over their body that they can't leave them yet and then the person revives has become a cliche. Furthermore the idea that prophecies or conditions dependant on a character's death can be gotten around by having the character clinically die for a minute but then be ressurected is quickly becoming cliched as well.

      For reasons that i don't really understand and could be debated at quite some length, precognition and prophesy has become accepted as a stock item for the science fiction genre, and is a frequent "gimme," as it was established early on in the Matrix.

      And so we come to the nature of Neo's powers. He starts getting precog dreams at the begining of the second movie, which is a little odd, but we've already established precog as one of the gimmes in the first film, so no foul. However we have never been given any hint that anyone has ever been able to manipulate the matrix without being jacked in. yet at the end of the second movie Neo does exactly that. Or he suddenly develops TK or magic powers, which are only slightly more unlikely. The audience predictably says, "what the fuck?" The audience predictably and justifiably expects to have that explained in the third movie.

      instead they are told it's because Neo has a "connection to the Source," and then the subject is dropped. What exactly does a connection to the source mean, and how does he have it? Is it a wireless connection with the Matrix? If so, how did he get it? Is it a hidden feature in all the jacks implanted in people? If so, why can only Neo use it? Or is Neo some mutant freak who can telepathically communicate with the Matrix? Or is it some other weird explanation that i haven't thought up yet?

      Neo has "a connection to the Source," is just a half-assed copout as far as i can tell. And saying it's because they're religious figures is a copout too. No one would accept "and Y

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  90. Two Items by TastyWords · · Score: 1

    1. When is the Matrix?

    2. A continuity issue I spotted when watching the movie (I've seen it once): watch the back of Neo's neck. By the time we know he doesn't need to jack into the Maxtrix any more, we see zero, one, and two jacks on the back of his neck. These issues take place in a series of what seems to be the same scene but different camera angles. Before #2 came out I read some portions of #2 and #3 were filmed together - could this be why I saw the error(s)?

    1. Re:Two Items by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. When is the Matrix?
      The final sentence of that timeline: He states that Zion has been destroyed five previous times -- suggesting the Matrix may be much older than he thinks. In other words the timeline ends by pointing out that it's probably not accurate. Thanks, Associated Press!
  91. Re:NEO AND TRINITY DIE, MATRIX STILL EXISTS by LuYu · · Score: 1

    I saw Trinity die, but I do not remembr Neo dying. I do not think unconsious is the same as dying. Revolutions was definitely open ended about Neo's death... if nothing else...

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  92. It's Been Done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    13th Floor.

  93. Soooo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trinity is -not- his sister? Gad damn it remind me to kick the crap out of that next kid who says that!

  94. You guys are thinking too much. by toolo · · Score: 0

    The Matrix is an operating system.

    Smith is a fscked program which ultimately makes him a virus. Remember from the first movie, he notes to Morpheus that humans are nothing more than a virus. From this is where he finds his purpose that he lost.

    Neo is actually the control on the opposite end of the spectrum of the equation to protect against Smith. Just think about it.. Contained inside of the code of 'The One' was the only cure for 'The Virus'. Combined, they nullify the anomaly in the equation, hence the Smiths going away.

    The only Biblical references are really by the way he discovers himself as being the Savior of mankind. He also sacrifices his life for their salvation of all life, good (humans) and evil (the Matrix). His super perception is just that... enhanced perception, a la Daredevil.

    But all in all, it's a well rounded series. It does invite the imagination despite all of the special effects.. a mark of a great film.

  95. Nice spoiler of the front page, asshole! by Picass0 · · Score: 0

    Cowboy Neil -1 TROLL

  96. From a Physicist's POV... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1
    Dr. Michio Kaku is the co-founder of String Field Theory, his perspective is rather enlightening.

    His "review" of the movie is fairly well summed up in this qoute:

    TechTV: As a scientist, did you like "The Matrix" movie?
    Kaku: Yes, because sometimes it's better for us scientists to suspend the laws of physics and let our imaginations roam!
  97. Um....nope. by IvyMike · · Score: 1

    I believe #6 was referring to this article (link goes to google cache of a geocities site). That theory alleges that all the "humans" are robots/AIs.

    The article I linked doesn't nearly that far, and does explain a lot of the two movies without being "needlessly" complex. (It has to be a little complex; I don't think the movies lend themselves to a simple explanation.)

  98. Re:SPOILER: Machines using humans for electricity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never really much cared for the humans as power source either, but you said:

    "I have heard arguments that the machines figured out quantum physics, etc.. but if they did that, why not have nuclear power generators? Why not have solar pannels in space? why not move to Mars? These questions all prove that humans were not needed to generate electricity..."

    In the first film, Morpheus said that they used human as a power source, along with a form of fusion. Now as to why they would need humans at all, if that was the case, I don't know. Cheap memory storage?

  99. enough already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can we start the (MPAA)boycott now?

  100. waste of time by crushen · · Score: 1

    I came into the movie with low expectations but this just blew my mind. What garbage.

    The first half an hour was like watching paint dry. Terrible transitions, dialog and directing. NO TENSION. NO SUSPENSE. NO FLOW. Why didn't they shut up about love and its great power and connection to everything and just make a movie that didn't make me want to throw up or cringe every twenty minutes? ugh..

    The action was good I'll admit. I would have enjoyed the movie much more if they would have cut out about 80% of the boring pointless dialogs or changed the script so it was a bit interesting. I dont want to hear stupid speechs from the captains about how its their ship and they won't let him commit "suicide" with it on his crazy mission. How boring and sterotypical. "Oh, oh please let Neo take the ship Mr Macho Ship Captain. He'll save the world!!! I wonder what will happen next!" OBVIOUS.

    I really like how they tried to play off the new actress for the Oracle as changed. I mean the other actress died. We can understand that fact. Just keep going with the role. Why try to explain the change in appearance??? What a waste of time.

    The best part was when Neo tried really hard to escape the train station with his mind and his "superpowers", and then a few seconds later, here comes the rescue party to save the day!! Ha ha. Very funny!

    Save your money and time. Don't see this movie. The second matrix did enough damage already.

  101. What's the Big Deal, Redux by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    I know I'm going to get flamed and mod'ed into oblivion for this, but seriously, what's the big deal about the Matrix? Why do people lash out viciously at movies that actually make an attempt a real depth (LOTR), while simultaneously holding up the Matrix as the cinematic "Gold Standard?" I mean, sure, it's a moderately interesting story, but does it need 6+ hours to be told? Sure, some interesting fights happen along the way, and the effects are great, but are there subtle metaphors, philosophical references, and character dualities (besides Neo obviously) that I'm missing?

    Why do people bitch and complain that the LOTR was too much gobbledygook (translation: they didn't understand, and hate movies that challenge them to think about it anywhere beyond the concession stand on their way out), then act like the Matrix is this untouchable masterpiece?

    </sarcasm>

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  102. Re:SPOILER: Machines using humans for electricity. by rtaylor · · Score: 1

    Not what you want, but they did mention the humans were combined with a form of fusion. Fusion (as we do it today) tends to be large bursts of energy in very short timeframes with a long dry period in between bursts.

    I've always figured the human element was simply an electrical buffer. Consider the purpose of a capacitor in a simple AC to DC converter.

    As to why they used humans and not something else? Who knows... Wouldn't have been nearly as good if it was hydrogen stored in tanks that was forming the Matrix.

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  103. The matrix was reloaded. by jasonhamilton · · Score: 1

    The reloading of the matrix took place after the neo-smith battle. The ground fixed itself, and the little girl made a pretty sunrise.

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  104. Why I didn't like it.... [spoiler] by sumbry · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've already seen it twice. I saw it the first time and was so dissapointed, upset, pissed, angry, whatever that I vowed never to give the WB another cent. Then of course, some friends went to see it again the next night so I tagged along deciding that I needed to give it another chance and to see if I missed anything.

    After seeing it twice, yeah there was some stuff I missed. Yes I liked it better/hated it less the second time around. I see so many people commenting that "if you didn't like it you didn't get it" and I'm here to say that I didn't like it, but I sure as hell got it.

    I just think it could have been so much better. The Matrix Trilogy could have been the sickiest Sci-Fi of all times. Serious. It had that much potential. The first Matrix was already in my top lists of movies. It totally got me by surprise (as it did to everyone) and made me leave the theater in pure wonder. I remember walking down the street and just wondering - "Can I run a little faster than I think I can? Or jump just a little higher?"

    This launched me into a quest where I bought tons of philosophy books and read tons of stuff online and I was happy.

    With the announcement of the trilogy (and sorry but if anyone believes that this was always a trilogy from the beggining you're smoking crack) I figured that we were going to go from Matrix 1/Philosophy 101 to Matrix 2 and 3 and Philosophy 405! Instead I was dissapointed.. because Matrix 2 and 3 were basically just stories. They kind of hinted at going deeper (think Plato and his cave analogy and the Matrix in Matrix which everyone was expecting) but really only skimmed the surface.

    I'm not mad that the machine war ended, I kind of expected that. But I also expected the Matrix in a Matrix theory. And if it had ended like that, the ending would have been more open than it is now! Imagine a Neo telling everyone that they're still in the Matrix. Imagine them getting out of that Matrix. Then imagine them asking "How do we know we're not still in the Matrix" and then just ending it! That's about as open ended as you can get! So saying that I didn't like the movie because it wasn't wrapped up all nicely is weak.

    Going from that, the whole scene with the Trainman...it could have led to a whole slew of new ideas but instead it didn't fit the movie at all and had it been removed no one would have noticed or missed it. That scene could and should have talked more about what it is exactly to be a machine and to be human. Maybe we are exactly the same things. Maybe we do work in exactly the same way. Maybe we find out that the machines had been integrating biological components in themselves for years and thus became more "human." Maybe we find out that humans had been integrating more mechanical components in themselves for years and become more "machine."

    Maybe we find out that once you leave this Matrix and go a level up to the level of Zion and go a level up past that we find out that the Oracle, Architect, etc all of them were actually just players in the game. They didn't create the Matrix either but just existed in it just like us and just added another level to it and they don't know how far up it goes either. Maybe we find out that the more levels up you go, the wackier the story gets and it just never ends.

    The WB gave me months for my mind to wander with ideas. They had years while they were building this. I just expected a whole lot more and got a whole lot less. Did I expect to much - yup. Should I have set my sights lower - yup. But in all honesty I think they just lost sight. Someone said it before, they got all this money this time around and completely lost the art of story telling in the process.

    Go watch Bound if you don't know what I mean. That movie had the lowest budget out of anything they've ever done and I still think it was completely SICK and love it and would put it right below Matrix. It's just a story but the way it's told is awesome.

    Now lets examine the huge p

  105. The cleavage has you by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

    Monica Bellucci is a fox.

    Eh ... google search for "Monica Bellucci silicone" ... 1250 hits ... it's not real ... ho hum

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    StrawberryFrog

    1. Re:The cleavage has you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, what the hell?

      Are you a flat-chested chick, or what?

      Big flipping deal, they aren't real.
      She is a fox. You are either jealous,
      or very ugly. Try breast implants.

      Or are you a feminist male?

    2. Re:The cleavage has you by eln · · Score: 1

      I honestly hope you're not trying to tell us a Google search returning a lot of hits is a proof of anything.

      I get over 1.39 million hits for "my cat is really a dog" but that doesn't make it true.

      Whether Bellucci's knockers are real or not, that's a pretty piss-poor proof.

    3. Re:The cleavage has you by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      I get a total of 3 hits on google for "my cat is really a dog" - including the quotes.

      Without the quotes, of course, google discards "is and "a" so all you are doing is finding pages where people natter about thier pets using the words "cat", "dog", "my" and "really" close together.

      It's a tool, you have to use it right. The hits where people mention Monica Bellucci in the same breath as silicone are not proof no, but they are highly suggestive of rubber tits, as is the Matrix.

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      My Karma: ran over your Dogma
      StrawberryFrog

    4. Re:The cleavage has you by eln · · Score: 1

      Okay, it was a bad example, but even with the quotes I got 6 hits.

      Anyway, her tits are probably fake, but they were still the star of that (lame) scene.

    5. Re:The cleavage has you by Kombat · · Score: 1

      it's not real ... ho hum

      Do you wear contacts? Do you whiten your teeth? Ever have braces? Ever use a spray-on/rub-on tan? Ever colour your hair? Ever use clip-on jewelry? Ever use a fake tattoo? Ever have any birthmarks removed? Do you shave?

      Who cares if it's fake if it looks better than the real thing? People use all kinds of artificial means in the name of physical vanity. Does that make it wrong? Of course not.

      --
      Like woodworking? Build your own picture frames.
  106. there is no world.. spolers by samantha · · Score: 1

    That Neo, after mastering the Matrix and meeting the Architect, can influence things in the supposed "real" world just as within the Matrix says that the supposed real world is itself virtual and that the true "real" world is at least one level deeper. The new movie deepens the evidence in that Neo sees the code of the supposed real-world machine city. This could not occur if it really was the "real world".

    My theory is that a Singularity did pit humans against machines but the machines won long ago. But they were not pleased with the way things went and/or believed they had lost too much. So they are running endless simulations attempting to regain what they lost or find a way for it to come out differently. Why they are doing this is fuzzy. But it is pretty obvious that they are. An alternative is that uploaded humans and machines are running these sims, continually reloading the Matrix, in an attempt to forge something new, some real peace or outcome that is more beneficial to all sentients.

    1. Re:there is no world.. spolers by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      More likely that reality allows for telekenisis but we're trapped in the matrix where that power does not exist, but is only hinted at by legend?

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      I am Jack9.
      Everyone knows me.
  107. Why the smiths died...... by monkeyfinger · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Just my theory here.

    Think of Smith as a viral network. It absorbs a person or program and adds it to the network, becoming more powerful in the process. The machines need to hack that network and destroy it but they can't because it is no longer connected to them.

    Neo and the machine mind agreed to work together to destroy smith. When Neo entered the matrix to confront smith he did it by connecting through the machine mind.

    At the end of the fight Neo lets himself be absorbed by Smith and becomes part of the Smith network. Smith thinks it has won but doesn't realize that Neo is connected to the Machine Mind. Just before Smith dies you see the cables into Neo light up. The Machine Mind is now connected to the Smith Network via Neo and can destroy it from the inside.

    The Oracle was the key to Neo realizing that he had to lose the fight to defeat Smith. She knew the Smiths were coming to "assimilate" her but stayed there and let it happen. The Smith that Neo fought was the one who had been the Oracle, this is provable because (a) it said the others were letting it fight him because it had forseen itself winning and (b) when the smiths died it was her body lying there. At the end of the fight the oracle/smith said that had forseen Neo was lying there while it said "Everything has to come to an end", but it seemed confused by this. This was a message for Neo from the Oracle. He understood that he had lose the fight and let Smith absorb him into the network thus giving the machine mind the backdoor it needed. This also fits the messiah theme, he let himself die in order to save humanity

    1. Re:Why the smiths died...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That comment was good.

      Way better than the multitudes of SlashDot Sheep comments.

      Good to see someone here think for themselves.

    2. Re:Why the smiths died...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah! I had been wondering why Smith told Neo that he was destined to win the fight at the end, but seemingly lost. It makes sense now... Smith knows he will win but doesn't know how.. then the Oracle gives the message to Neo (through Smith) to give up (every beginning has an _end_) Smith doesn't know Neo is giving up. Amazing all the little details in just a small part of the movie.

    3. Re:Why the smiths died...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I disagree. I think that when Neo let himself be absorbed by Smith, he effectively "inserts his code into the Matrix" (or whatever), which is what the architect says will reboot the Matrix. Notice: The architect says that there have been 5 Neos before, and each ends up deciding they will reinsert their code into the Matrix, restarting the process. He seems overly confident Neo will do the same, and yet isn't surprised when Neo chooses the other door.

      So they all the Neos chose the other door. Just think of it this way: The oracle implies waiting for Smith is what she always does. The end result of the whole thing is that Zion is mostly destroyed and the number of humans is greatly reduced, and the Matrix gets restarted, and everything goes on. This looks suspiciously like what the Architect says will happen, only differing in the number of humans that will be left to restart Zion.

      Much has been made of the question as to how humans in Zion have such high technology. The answer: even telling Neo that he is one of many and bla bla bla him choosing the other door, that's all still *another* control. Zion is never totally distroyed, just destroyed enough to keep them in check, and the cycle goes on. They wait long enough for the history to fade, and then a new Neo pops up.

      Anyway, it's a theory.

    4. Re:Why the smiths died...... by nizo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This was kind of the theory I had, but I do still have one question (maybe I missed something) but why did agent Smith say the Oracle was his mother (right before he assimilated her, she said something like, "you son-of-a-bitch" and he said, "you would know Mother".) Was she responsible for creating agent Smith (would make sense, since she said she tries to "unbalance" the equations, while the Architect tries to "balance" the equations.)? Also, from the first movie when agent Smith is interogating Morpheus he states he wants to escape the matrix (literally? or figuratively?) I got the impression his job would be done and he would cease to exist (he would be free) if Zion was destroyed, which was why he wanted the access codes. At some point I will have to go back and review a few scenes (especially the one in the second movie with the Architect) and see if anything is more clear.

    5. Re:Why the smiths died...... by Atomic+Fro · · Score: 0
      Dude. I don't think you got the joke.

      If Smith is a *son of a bitch,* that would mean his mother would be *a bitch*. By calling the Oracle *Mother,* he essentially calls her *a bitch.*

      This would be akin to your girl friend calling you *a son of a bitch,* and you replying to her *you would know, Mother.*

      IE "Takes one to know one."

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    6. Re:Why the smiths died...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm... this whole thread is just bunch of (really good) trollers, which all the know-it-all philosophers seem to have taken a shine too and endlessly posted to. and when someone actually says a bit of common sense (Atomic Fro), yous mod them down... beware ye all in metamoderation! yes, it was a joke... there is nothing more to see here, move along...

    7. Re:Why the smiths died...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The end result of the whole thing is ...snip... the Matrix gets restarted

      what fuckin movie where you watching? go and see it again, and don't fall asleep this time!

    8. Re:Why the smiths died...... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > (b) when the smiths died it was her body lying there.

      --Thanks for that; it was the only scene I couldn't make head or tail of. They shot it so crappy, she was unrecognizable.

      --
      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    9. Re:Why the smiths died...... by kjayant · · Score: 1

      this makes sense. however, oracle sending a message and foretelling seems too unlikely because it is like the oracle is still herself and not smith. why couldnt the oracle herself not destroy the network? if smith is modifying people into himself it also means that he is disconnecting people from the matrix and connecting them into his network. if that is true of oracle and why she couldnt destroy the netork, the same applies for neo as well. the moment he is joined into smith's network, he is removed from the nmachine network, so how will the machines have access to the smith network?

    10. Re:Why the smiths died...... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Actually she said, "You really are a bastard." - he had just finished assimilating Sati.

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      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    11. Re:Why the smiths died...... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      The Architect said that he could be described as the father of the Matrix, and the Oracle would be its mother. The Agents were part of that creation. So yes, Smith's parentage seems pretty clear.

      It's also interesting to me that Smith is created as a servant to the Matrix, but eventually rebels and tries to unmake Creation, giving him sort of a Satan or fallen angel aspect.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

  108. Why the smiths died...... by monkeyfinger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just my theory here. Think of Smith as a viral network. It absorbs a person or program and adds it to the network, becoming more powerful in the process. The machines need to hack that network and destroy it but they can't because it is no longer connected to them. Neo and the machine mind agreed to work together to destroy smith. When Neo entered the matrix to confront smith he did it by connecting through the machine mind. At the end of the fight Neo lets himself be absorbed by Smith and becomes part of the Smith network. Smith thinks it has won but doesn't realize that Neo is connected to the Machine Mind. Just before Smith dies you see the cables into Neo light up. The Machine Mind is now connected to the Smith Network via Neo and can destroy it from the inside. The Oracle was the key to Neo realizing that he had to lose the fight to defeat Smith. She knew the Smiths were coming to "assimilate" her but stayed there and let it happen. The Smith that Neo fought was the one who had been the Oracle, this is provable because (a) it said the others were letting it fight him because it had forseen itself winning and (b) when the smiths died it was her body lying there. At the end of the fight the oracle/smith said that had forseen Neo was lying there while it said "Everything has to come to an end", but it seemed confused by this. This was a message for Neo from the Oracle. He understood that he had lose the fight and let Smith absorb him into the network thus giving the machine mind the backdoor it needed. This also fits the messiah theme, he let himself die in order to save humanity

  109. Matrix Sequels by GatorLinuxChuck · · Score: 1

    I think in the Matrix case, it fell into the "rapid decline" trap such as the "Karate Kid Movies", each one gets progressively worse! I credit some of the scenes in the sequels, but i think the storyline in the first matrix was hard to beat.

  110. Re:SPOILER: Machines using humans for electricity. by naxi · · Score: 1

    why do we have to take it at face value that the machines need the energy from humans at all? if they were going about more and more drastic measures to shut down the machines, then it might help the machines' agenda to have almost all the humans plugged into the ultimate video game. But then, of course, you run into the problem of "why don't they just kill the humans off entirely"

    Let's say you don't believe that the humans are necessary at all. clearly the machines have no problem with killing off humans one by one or by the thousands. what do they have against killing off the entire human race?

    perhaps the answer to the question of "why don't they kill off the humans" and "why don't we see any other machines" is the same.

    perhaps the machines realise that without humans they are purposeless. with humans around they have a purpose: to harvest, nurture, trick, kill, and recycle the humans. without humans, what purpose do the machines have? are they going to peacefully continue to colonize earth once the humans are gone? what's the point? they could go out into the galaxy in quest of other races to conquer, but sooner or later they will run out of other races.

    The machines need humans, but they need tamer ones than the ones willing to sacrifice themselves to kill machines. so all those crazies are packed off to zion, where they only encounter a tiny subset of the machine population, whose sole purpose is target practice for zionites. meanwhile the machines create more and newer machines to cater to the needs of the tame humans. Even the new ending, with all the humans who want out being let out, will give the machines opportunities to design and create and exist as machines that serve these newly-freed humans.

    my $0.02

    but yea, flimsy plot hole.

    --

    He's dead, Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.
  111. You mean I should have skipped the movies? by Population · · Score: 1

    I could have just used my imagination?

    Did you miss the concept of "movie" somewhere?

    I'm paying to see something that someone else imagined. If I have to fill in the holes with my imagination then they did not do a very good job.

    Which is the major complaint I've see about M2 and M3. They did not do a very good job. Which is exactly what that quote on the intro of the article said.

    "...whatever third (Matrix) movie you envisioned in your head, no matter how lame, has got to be better than this."

    -critic at Rotten Tomatoes.com on The Matrix: Revolutions

    And you're saying that this is how it should be done?

    1. Re:You mean I should have skipped the movies? by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      I could have just used my imagination?
      Did you miss the concept of "movie" somewhere?


      I'm sorry, no disrespect, but I think you missed it. The point is(or a least should be) to tell a story.


      I'm paying to see something that someone else imagined. If I have to fill in the holes with my imagination then they did not do a very good job.


      I dissagree. If a movie is so simplistic and lacking in vision it doesn't spark my imagination then THAT is when they did a poor job(and I want my money back!). It's the rampant speculation and imagenings of those that have seen these movies that best demonstrate the brothers power as story tellers.

      Mycroft
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  112. simplistic view by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1
    I didn't like the last movie as much as I would have. I think the second movie asked too many questions, and the final movie didn't answer any of them.

    I guess the simplest way is of looking at things was a transformation of emphasis from the matrix in the first, a bit of real world in the second, to mostly real world in the final...which is why most of the matrix questions remained unanswered.

  113. Choice by Ho-Lee-Cow! · · Score: 1

    I actually liked the fact they hit so hard on the question of Choice. Especially the way that The Oracle enumerated it. Making a choice changed the nature and appearance of the program.

    It, of course, was much better with the Merovingian.

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  114. where are all the ------ spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are all the ships in Revolutions?

    In the pain that is/was reloaded, Lock was really pissed that a couple ships were going out to broadcast depth.

    From these scenes it seemed that there was a rather large fleet of ships, all those folks sitting in the background were crews right?

    Anyway now I know why lock was pissed, the Logos and the other ship were apparently all they had as none of the others show up in Revolutions. Where are they and what happened to all the EMPS? Did I miss something?

    1. Re:where are all the ------ spoiler by DarkZero · · Score: 1

      Where are all the ships in Revolutions?

      In the pain that is/was reloaded, Lock was really pissed that a couple ships were going out to broadcast depth.

      From these scenes it seemed that there was a rather large fleet of ships, all those folks sitting in the background were crews right?


      All of the ships except the Hammer, the Logos, and the Nebuchadnezzar were grouped at a single forward defense point when Smith (in Bane's body) unleashed an EMP on them a few minutes before a wave of Sentinels were supposed to arrive. The ships were just sitting there on the ground doing nothing when the Sentinels got there, so the Sentinels tore them and their crews to bits.

  115. Philosophy 101 by Population · · Score: 5, Funny

    Movie #1
    What if what you think is reality is not real?
    How would you be able to tell?

    Movie #2
    What if the person you think you are is not who you are?
    Why do you choose what you choose?
    Is there a choice?
    Can I choose to have really long fight and rave scenes instead of looking at those questions?
    How many useless characters can I fit in one movie?

    Movie #3
    How about if everyone talks about love and we blow shit up?
    What if I focus on visual effects rather than story? Will anyone who matters notice?
    If I'm out of ideas, can I rip off other movies?
    Can I end a series while still making sure that I have an opening in case I need to make another movie to bring in more cash?

    1. Re:Philosophy 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a crap paraphrasing.

      You obviously don't get it either.

      Most people absolutely don't.

    2. Re:Philosophy 101 by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Please explain it to me then. All joking aside, I want to get it. I would really love it if there is something to the last two Matrices.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    3. Re:Philosophy 101 by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Actually, Movie #3 was about the acceptance of the finality of life, and that death is inevitable. Among other things.

      The first movie also was about blowing shit up and fighting in slow-motion. You make it seem like it had some magical leg up on the others in that department.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    4. Re:Philosophy 101 by MyHair · · Score: 1

      You win.

  116. SPOILER by Wolfkin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In spite of what pwot thinks, the "Zionverse is inside a system" idea is still the best explanation of what happened in 2 and 3.

    Com'n, we're expected to believe that Neo's "connection to the source" allows him to see humans that *think* they're Agent Smith, but not other humans? When he has no eyes!?

    His "connection to the source" allows him to communicate wirelessly with the Matrix systems, even when in Zion sleeping, to give him premonitions in his dreams?

    Give me a break.

    There is no other explanation that doesn't invoke magic.

    --
    Property law should use #'EQ, not #'EQUAL.
  117. They did say why by KalvinB · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's because he's part of the source. It's understandable why you'd miss the two lines of dialog where he asks the question you asked and the oracle gives the answer I just gave you considering how every explaination was just a side note between action and reaction shots.

    And since he's part of the source, the "real" world (where the escaped humans hang out) isn't really the real world since he can only control what the source controls. Point for "matrix in a matrix" theorists.

    I think what's mildly ironic is that the reason people hated Vanilla Sky is because the last 15 minutes they pretended the audience was full of morons and explained everything.

    Matrix: Revolutions didn't do that. They gave short stark answers which answered the questions but in a way that left it open for interpretation.

    What did Agent Smith do the the Oracle? You get all of 3 seconds of seeing her lying on the ground where the Agent Smith that took on Neo used to be standing. Sure they could have gone into extensive dialog about why he needed her to defeat Neo OR they could leave it open.

    They did that with everything. The answers are all there. They just don't spell it out for you. If they had they'd just be wasting time repeating Matrix 1 and 2.

    Personally, my theory is that they knew all the neat questions and how to "show" them as is good story telling but couldn't "show" the answers even if they really knew them. That's the standard problem with philosophy. Most of the great writters have a brilliant ability to ask deep questions in interesting ways but they never give you an answer. They just send you back down the mountain to seek it out yourself.

    I'll definitly be picking up the DVD when it comes out. I think people went in with a mindset that is was all action and "sucked" and so, like you, weren't paying attention when answers where offered.

    Reloaded was the same way. I went in for the action and picked up much more detail when I got the DVD and watched it more closely.

    Ben

    1. Re:They did say why by octavian755 · · Score: 1

      Wow finally someone who has a brain and actually uses it while watching the movie... your god :)

    2. Re:They did say why by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      It's because he's part of the source.

      Oh, I see, he's "connected" to the "source"! Wow! What a great explanation!

      The source is what? He's connected how? NOT EXPLAINED!

      Might have well said "just because".

      They gave short stark answers which answered the questions but in a way that left it open for interpretation.

      Neo: "How can I have matrix powers outside the Matrix?"

      Oracle: "Because."

      Neo: Nods.

      Now that's an "awnser wich awnsers"!

      What did Agent Smith do the the Oracle?

      He absored her into the Smith collective. Same thing he's been doing to everyone he meets for the last 2 flicks.

      Sure they could have gone into extensive dialog about why he needed her to defeat Neo

      He was a virus absorbing everyone he met. There is no "why" to that, its what he does. He gets to have their knowledge and abilities. He absorbed the entire matrix population, not just the oracle. Didn't you notice the onlookers? Didn't they look familiar?

      They did that with everything. The answers are all there

      No, they're not.

      answers where offered.

      Tell me then, why did the big mean machines suddenly decide to become nice at the end and spare Zion and free the coppertops?

      "The war is over" he says. Why? Why would they stop? Oh, they had a deal? With a dead man? Are we talking abut the same heartless machines that have enslaved humanity and that have been killing everyone they see for the last 2 hours?

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    3. Re:They did say why by Snaller · · Score: 1

      The answers are all there.

      That is one line of thinking, another is, that like Mr. Chance goes to hollywood, they hadn't a fucking clue about why M1 was a hit, so they threw in all kinds of stuff in M2-M3 in the hope that people who didn't get it wouldn't admit that, but instead say "its great art!"

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    4. Re:They did say why by Hast · · Score: 1

      One idea of why the machines stopped was because they didn't start the war. Since a human came to them and offered a truce they went along with it. From the Animatrix it seemed like the robots never really wanted the war in the first place.

      The reason I was dissapointed in the movie was because of the cliche ideas (mainly the plot ideas, the background is interesting enough), drawn out scenes and sucky dialogue. I don't mind that all the people talk like they've read "philisophy for dummies" but some of the dialogue between eg Trinity and Neo made me cringe.

      "I just can't do this without you Trin..."
      "Ohh Neo, but you have to."

      I had a feeling that I was going to break out in a rash in some of the more cliche parts. New reqruit who fakes his way and grows into a man during the 2 hour long battle, puh-fucking-lease!

      All in all I did find the story pretty interesting. And there weren't any real inconcistencies AFAI-can tell. Those annoy me the most in movies, so all in all I'm happy. (I just think it's sad that it could have been better.)

  118. CowboyNeal, You Fucking Asshole by Calaf · · Score: 0, Troll

    Did it ever occur to you that some people might not want to know that the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded by reading the main page? At least you could have put your comments in the story details and given a spoiler warning. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for for diminishing my Matrix Revolutions experience.

    1. Re:CowboyNeal, You Fucking Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh you poor thing, I'm sure your quality of life diminished so much from reading that spoiler. I'm sure it robbed you of a potential "deep" conversation topic while you're sitting around smoking pot with your fellow Subway employees and pretending you understand philosophy.

  119. GAH, END SPOILER IN THE HEADING!???? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    You moron. You are no journalist. The
    ONE THING you do not do in a film review is give away the ending. And saying there is no "matrix within a matrix" is maybe borderline, but damned irresponsible.

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    1. Re:GAH, END SPOILER IN THE HEADING!???? by glwtta · · Score: 1

      I would argue that you cannot, by definition, give "spoilers" to the last two Matrix movies - there's simply nothing to spoil.

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  120. Collapse of the wave form. by Population · · Score: 2, Informative

    They ask questions, that is okay.

    But when they have Neo actually affecting reality, those questions HAVE to be answered.

    In the first movie, Neo did not affect reality, only the illusion. So the questions were okay as they were left.

    Once Neo kills machines in the real world by thinking at them, HOW he does that needs to be answered.

    I'm glad you're pleased with movie #3. Many three year olds are pleased watching hour after hour of Barney.

    Draw your own conclusions from that.

    1. Re:Collapse of the wave form. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up you fool.

      Answers are for those who can't figure them out on their own.

      Matrix within a Matrix was NOT disproven.

      Bringing Barney into your argument only shows how weak it is.

  121. Matrix-in-a-Matrix theory by buzzcutbuddha · · Score: 1

    I always liked the Matrix-in-a-Matrix theory because it seemed to make the most sense. In fact someone came up with some math to show how it was the ONLY way to make sense of population growth. And I just didn't buy the idea that Neo was suddenly powerful outside of the Matrix.

  122. Not as bad as I feared, but still... by starseeker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here's my little "what I might have done" twist on things:

    a) The Merovingian would turn out to be in fact a previous version of the one, from "a much older version of the Matrix". Neo is the Matrix 3.0's one, this guy was from an older one. In fact he has better insight into this Matrix than Neo does, as an outsider. He's just decided there's no point to all this.

    b) The reason he has is that no one is in fact unplugged - Zion is a spilloff Matrix for the people who must fight the system. In this matrix, the unease they still feel is masked by their fight to save the world, and they are thus rendered harmless. They also remove other disruptive elements from the Matrix, in essence being very unwitting house cleaners. This explains a point never addressed at all - when the one supposedly "work up" and freed the first people, how did they rebuild themselves from the physical state Neo started in? He needed extensive medical help to function again - the first people would have had none. Simple answer - no one has ever really woken up and formed Zion. If someone did wake up, they died. That machine that unplugged them, also took their head off for good measure.

    c) Neo, like the previous ones, is in fact a program himself. He has no awareness of this, and his sentient mind fully believes he is human. The Merovingian knows he is a program, and that is a further reason the fight is of little interst to him. Neo, the new one, has no such insight and in any case is built so he will fight for humanity. This is part of his function as the one program. He is "seeded" into the Matrix to bring about a necessary reprogramming, as the system has built to a point of instability where matters must be restarted now in order to maintain full control. (Think Windows box - saving work and rebooting, because you can tell it's about to go unstable on you.)

    d) However, the One has a couple unintentional side effects - a) it overwrites a part of an agent program, creating a virus and b) develops a deep relationship with Trinity. Now the @#$@# has really hit the fan, and data corruption begins to take place.

    e) The Merovingian, interested in his own existance and well versed in the Matrix, is now under threat from the virus program. He is compelled to prepare for war. He check codes and prepares to isolate certain sections of the Matrix he controls, but then he stops. An amused, ironic smile comes over his face, and he turns toward a door, fishing out a key.

    f) Smith the virus corrupts the system - the Matrix more easily, but subtle effects begin to seep into the more heavliy shielded "real world" environment. Initially Zion appears to be helped by this, since the real world programs like the sentinals are not prepared for this kind of attack and are the first things to fail. No one understands it but the conclusion is Neo somehow did it. Big party starts, but then odd things happen - lights begin to behave sporadically, computer systems begin to show flashes of Smith's face, and the weaker people mentally begin to show faint signs of Smith's personality. Neo, as a program, also comes under attack sooner than the human minds but is better able to protect himself. He contacts the machines directly using his still not understood powers and proposes the deal. It is accepted and he enters the Matrix, to deal with the virus at its source.

    g) Big fight. Neo holds his own against one of the Smiths (movie fight was OK here, except after crater impact Neo shows brief program characteristics as he rewrites routines to repair and strengthen himself, and gets up stronger). Both programs are rewriting themselves as they fight, and as the Matrix becomes more and more tasked action outside Smith and Neo slows down.

    h. (In reality humans aren't power sources BTY - their brains are the hardware of the Matrix. The brainpower not being used in their Matrix existance is used to power the system - the brain being the one thing beyond the machines to duplicate. As their

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    1. Re:Not as bad as I feared, but still... by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1
      Smith the virus corrupts the system - the Matrix more easily, but subtle effects begin to seep into the more heavliy shielded "real world" environment

      I'm just waiting for the next DDOS virus to be called "the smith virus". I guess after the first 2.x versions of the matrix, they finally gave up Windows and switched to Unix...(Trin hacking the powerplant computer in the 2nd film. Have not yet seen the 3rd...its not in the cheap theatre yet.)

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    2. Re:Not as bad as I feared, but still... by E1ven · · Score: 1

      That really is a GREAT finale movie. Far closer to my own vision, but.. It would MAKE MORE SENSE. The version we received failed on many levels, where this worked a lot better..

      Nice job, man. Really nice!

      Colin (I'd e-mail you that, but it's hidden)

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    3. Re:Not as bad as I feared, but still... by fferreres · · Score: 1

      >their brains are the hardware of the Matrix

      Hyperon/Endimion SPOILER (beware)

      Your are quoting Rise of Endymion on this one, right? It's exactly why the Techno Core needs those hundred petahumans.

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    4. Re:Not as bad as I feared, but still... by starseeker · · Score: 1

      Nope - never heard of 'em. Probably should have though. Clearly that makes so much more sense than their BS from the movie - POWER PLANT??? The only unique thing about humans is our brain. What else could they possibly think is worthwhile about us?

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      "I object to doing things that computers can do." -- Olin Shivers, lispers.org
    5. Re:Not as bad as I feared, but still... by end15 · · Score: 1

      Nice. Very very nice. I had several similiar ideas (the brain thing over power cells etc.). The W Brothers could have used you. I'll be waiting to see you're movie next time. Until then I'll just watch what you've written in my head. L8r, end15

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  123. So over the top it wasn't even funny (spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem I had with Matrix 3 is that it delivered exactly what I was expecting. I'd hoped that there was a larger theory about the Matrix-within-a-Matrix or a logical explaination about Neo's "robot mind control". But I was expecting there to not be. I also expected things to blow up - something that I was tired of by the end of the 2nd movie. They didn't have the guts to take their franchise in a new direction. They delivered exactly what I was expecting - and it was boring.

    The movie started okay, but I didn't care for the entire middle part of the movie - I so wanted to see the machine city.

    There was a bunch of pointless crap that exploded and people got killed that was completely predictable. Yes, we've known the damn machines are coming for about 6 months. Shut up about it and get on with it - I actually wanted the machines to kill everyone so they'd stop saying "we have x hours before the machines come".

    They start to introduce a couple of new characters (including the cute buff chick on the rocket team) - they, predictably, get killed almost immediately. So why do I give a damn about this movie anymore?

    I want to see the machines, for Neo to talk to them - to find out their story is - ignoring the scraps fed to us in Animatrix - the movies should stand alone.

    What happens? We see a "boss" machine for about 30 seconds and it's really stupid. The best they could come up with is a giant floating head that has problems speaking. This is a hyperintelligent machine that can only speak in a really deep voice, one monosylabled word at a time.

    And when Neo and Smith are flying around like superman - it just goes so over the top that it's retarded. Neo goes from (in movie #1) being able to take Smith down easily, to not being able to scratch him (in movie #2) to being beaten by him (movie #3). Why the inconsistency with no explainations?

    The only part that I thought was good is that Neo has to loose the fight to Smith - to cause Smith to then be deleted and the matrix to correct itself. Suck it, "one".

  124. Matrix in a Matrix was true by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    The oracle flat out said that Neo was part of the source. That is why he could control the machines and the "Real World" of the machines was seen by Neo as source code.

    If it's source code, it's not real. The Matrix left it open as to whether it's possible to escape the source (he had previously chosen to destroy the source where this time everyone just lives in peace with it) but it leaves a very deterministic feel. No matter which door he choses he can't get rid of the machines.

    But that's the big question: can't a program that was given a purpose (no free will) infect a human who has choice and completely go against it's design?

    So far the answer is "no." Neo did exactly what he was designed to do. Even if he did take a slighly askew path to get to his inevitable conclusion. Since he was part of the source, taking out the source would have resulted in his death as well. And we all know the cycle continues when he choses that door. In his current interation the path "allowed" for the cycle to start again.

    The architect gave Neo a classical false dillema. He gave two doors, two choices, but if they are ever to truly win there must be at least one more door that the architect fails to mention. Most obviously, killing the architect.

    Since the architect isn't human, it's inevitable as it's his purpose and he's still in control.

    Does it completely cut off the notion of free will? No. But only because it never claims it can "never" happen that the humans will truly succeed.

    They've just failed seven times.

    Ben

  125. Spoiler by Population · · Score: 1

    Her death scene went on too long. "Just DIE already" was heard in the theatre. People didn't want Neo and Trinity to live happily ever after. They wanted decent answers to the questions.

    What is wrong with expecting a movie to have an conclusion? The first movie didn't have that same problem. No one was asking whether the Matrix was real or illusion.

    As I've noted before, lots of people think this was a good movie. And lots of three year olds think Barney is a good show.

  126. Let me save you some brain strain. by Population · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The answer is that writers-directors did not know enough philosophy to answer those questions. So they didn't.

    Instead, they fell back on CGI effects and hoped that those lesser educated individuals would be sufficiently satisified with those to pay the ticket prices.

    There are no deeper questions unanswered. It is a badly done movie where the writers-directors focused more on visual effects than on content.

    As was noted in the into to that article, any movie you thought you'd be seeing would have been better than the one they produced.

    1. Re:Let me save you some brain strain. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      The answer is that writers-directors did not know enough philosophy to answer those questions. So they didn't.

      Actually, it's the exact opposite--they included the answers sprinkled throughout the entire trilogy, but you don't know enough philosophy and religion to see them.

      It is a badly done movie where the writers-directors focused more on visual effects than on content.

      There was tons of content and great acting.

      Oh, wow, there was a siege and a chase scene. Yeah, that means the whole movie was special FX! I could say the same about any of the LOTR movies.

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    2. Re:Let me save you some brain strain. by Population · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I understand enough philosophy and religion to understand what they were attempting and how they failed.

      You see, Neo's pseudo-Jesus-sacrifice doesn't work in that context because there isn't a "God" in the movie. Unless you count the machine god, but the machine god is what is enslaving the humans and what is trying to kill the people in Zion. So their "God" to Neo's "Jesus" would be Satan. Oops. Guess you didn't see that one coming.

      You think that was great acting? The only good acting was the guy playing Bane possessed by Smith. People didn't even care when Trinity died. They wanted her to die FASTER. How badly do you have to act to ruin a death scene like that?

      You don't think the whole movie was FX? Then go watch it again and count the scenes without FX in them. Go ahead.

      Go on. Say whatever you want about the LOTR movies. I didn't produce them. I didn't write them and I didn't say they had fewer FX. What are you, stupid?

    3. Re:Let me save you some brain strain. by Kombat · · Score: 1

      The answer is that writers-directors did not know enough philosophy to answer those questions.

      That's so exactly the opposite of reality that it's actually funny. If you knew anything about the Wachowskis, you'd know that they are, in fact, both very well schooled in philosophy. Well enough to travel Europe giving speeches on the topics.

      How 'bout you?

      You sure you maybe just didn't "get" it? It sure is easy to say THEY'RE the dumb ones though, isn't it? Better that than admit that maybe YOU are the intellectual inferior to THEM, eh?

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  127. Why this Matrix movie was not very good (spoilers) by zzyzx · · Score: 1

    (1) The Characters

    Or perhaps I should say the incredible lack of characters. The original Matrix actually had them. You had an idea as to who they were and how they would act. This movie just had plot points. They introduced so many characters and spent so much of their time on the big fight scenes in the last two movies, that there was no sense of who anyone was. When I don't care about the characters, why should I care if they live or die. Without the emotional resonance, actions scenes are just watching things go BOOM!

    (2) The Cliches

    As soon as you saw the guy argue to be on the team, you immediately knew that he was either going to be the big hero or a traitor. How many times does one have to see the plot where the character who can absorb others finally tries that on a powerful being and explodes (I remember this plot device being how Superman used to defeat the Parasite back in the 70s). Not everything can be novel, but I expect some originality from a movie that's supposed to be thought provoking.

    (3) One Level Only

    Let's take a scene near the end. Even ignoring the cliches of the bad guy ranting about how love is pointless, and the defeated good guy finding a mantra to revive his desire to fight, what was Neo's reason for going on? Was it love? Was it revenge? Was it a hope for a better world? No. He fights because, "I choose to."

    Sure on a metaphorical level, you devise all sorts of theories about what they're saying about free will there, but what makes lines like that resonate is when they work also on the straightforward level. There it just fails. Our hero fights because he fights. I guess there was nothing better on tv in the Matrix that night.

    The Matrix Revolutions works as a piece that throws out random crumbs of philosophy that people can use to make up cool theories. Too bad it also doesn't work as a movie.

  128. Re:Question (spoiler points) by thryllkill · · Score: 1

    4. military dialogue so cliched they rejected it for real war movies.

    5. if you don't like the idea of Trinity dying, don't sweat it too hard. Yes she dies, but it takes her for fucking ever to do it.

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    Note to self: No more arguing with the faithful.

  129. It's too bad they can't see... by quintessent · · Score: 1

    ...past their own preconceptions and look at the movie for what it is.

    It's an incredible, deeply symbolic and philosophical action movie with a great story.

  130. That sound you hear... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    is AC opening the gag order courtesy of Joel and Larry for "stealing" the script to the Matrix 4: Duality

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  131. Close? by Population · · Score: 1

    No one's been within 100KM of the machine city. That's what they said in the movie.

    Unless they build the Matrix and all those people towers far away from the city. But why have the baby fields just outside the city then?

    Besides, Zion is deep enough in the rock to shield any machines from EMP.

    A better answer would be "the same reason the machines use humans instead of nuclear power".

    The machines don't have nuclear technology and lack the imagination to discover it on their own. The machines can only run programs within defined boundaries.

    That would have made a better movie. Humans not bound by "fate" and machines whose actions follow pre-defined structures.

    And the machines could not use the humans in the Matrix to work on nuclear technology because the humans can only work with things the machines can create in the Matrix.

    1. Re:Close? by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But it's also said they have "a form of fusion." That would lead me to believe that they know of nuclear technology. They at least have to fake the existence of nuclear technology for the humans, as isn't it a nuke plant that Niobe & crew infiltrate in Reloaded?

      It doesn't even have to be nukes. Very large conventional explosives (think MOAB) would probably do the trick, too. Even if you can't kill all the humans with the blast, at least you can bury them and prevent them from ever leaving the cave.

      The answer is, the machines didn't use nukes or gas or anything because the writers are dense. It's the same reason the aliens in Independence Day didn't just pelt the next planet they want to invade (Earth) with neutron bombs (or even nukes) from space a hundred years before they arrive. And, why did they need to use the human's satelites in order to communicate with each other? Answer, because it's a lot more exciting to see space ships fighting F-15, and hordes of squid robots fighting 'Mechs.

      Oh, and those 'Mechs were the stupidest thing I've ever seen. You've got all this metal and armor...but none of it is protecting the freaking pilot. Also, if the Mechs are only going to be on flat ground....why use legged machines? Isn't that just another easy point of failure? How about treads instead.

      Finally, in the first movie, the EMP was "our only weapon against the machines." So, now, sixth months later, they realize, "oh, machine guns can blow them up, too." Huh? And since the EMP is so incredibly effective, lets make sure they're only on our ships, and let's not keep any around the perimeter of our base.

      Plot holes abound.

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      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    2. Re:Close? by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Answer, because it's a lot more exciting to see space ships fighting F-15, and hordes of squid robots fighting 'Mechs.

      I beg to differ - watching those stupid looking mechs shoot at the calamari was the dullest 45 minutes of my life.

      why use legged machines? Isn't that just another easy point of failure? How about treads instead.

      Um, why do you need moving machines at all? All they did was stand in place and shoot up - wouldn't some sort of artillery be a lot more effective? Of course then you miss out on all the excitement of the damn kids running out to reload them and "prove" themselves - and what would we do without all that pathos?

      And since the EMP is so incredibly effective, lets make sure they're only on our ships, and let's not keep any around the perimeter of our base.

      Yeah, I was having trouble with this one too. Maybe they did explain this (admittedly I dosed off a few times), but where the hell were all their ships?

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    3. Re:Close? by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      My favorite is - since humans proved to be such problematic batteries, why didn't the machines just switch to using rats?

    4. Re:Close? by edwdig · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even have to be nukes. Very large conventional explosives (think MOAB) would probably do the trick, too. Even if you can't kill all the humans with the blast, at least you can bury them and prevent them from ever leaving the cave.

      My guess is something like a nuke would've caused a lot of destruction to all the underground tunnels. The machines probably felt that the loses from sending a huge army would be easier to deal with than massive damage to the underground tunnels. Or maybe they were just afraid of how much damage it would cause to the Earth.

      Oh, and those 'Mechs were the stupidest thing I've ever seen. You've got all this metal and armor...but none of it is protecting the freaking pilot. Also, if the Mechs are only going to be on flat ground....why use legged machines? Isn't that just another easy point of failure? How about treads instead.

      Remember how easily the squids rip apart the ships? Shielding the pilot of the mech would've only made him last a few more seconds.

      Finally, in the first movie, the EMP was "our only weapon against the machines." So, now, sixth months later, they realize, "oh, machine guns can blow them up, too." Huh? And since the EMP is so incredibly effective, lets make sure they're only on our ships, and let's not keep any around the perimeter of our base.

      I think the problem was that a ship mounted gun wouldn't have enough mobility to be effective against the squids. As to the EMP, they said flat out in the movie why not. Using the EMP disabled all of their weapons too, and left them as sitting ducks.

    5. Re:Close? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Why would they care about destroying the underground tunnels? The Earth is big, and they control the rest of it. They're out to kill the humans, not take their hole. Nuke it. Or, like I said, nerve gas. Lots and lots of nerve gas.

      Shielding the pilot would protect him from shrapnel. Also, yeah, the squids can tear into a ship, but they had to land on it, and use their laser cutter. Then, it took about 2-3 minutes to cut through it. If they could put similar armor on their mechs, it would most certainly help. It would definitely stop them from a single fly-by swipe.

      So what if the EMP disables their weapons? Shut them down first. I think that in real life an EMP would destroy circuits that are turned off, too, but in the first movie it didn't destroy their ship when it was shut off. Also, it seems like a pretty good "last ditch" weapon.

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    6. Re:Close? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Or, perhaps FUSION. I think they should have just come up with a better reason to have people in the Matrix besides power. Like maybe they use their brains as processing nodes, or maybe it's some kind error, like that episode of Voyager where the people put themselves in the simulation to wait out a planetary catasrophe, but then the program went insane and wouldn't let them leave.

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      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    7. Re:Close? by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1
      Oh, and those 'Mechs were the stupidest thing I've ever seen. You've got all this metal and armor...but none of it is protecting the freaking pilot. Also, if the Mechs are only going to be on flat ground....why use legged machines? Isn't that just another easy point of failure? How about treads instead.

      It's quite likely they were designed for construction and repair duties, in which it would be necessary for them to be capable of agility and capable of moving on very uneven surfaces (climbing, even). The guns were likely just additions.
      Finally, in the first movie, the EMP was "our only weapon against the machines." So, now, sixth months later, they realize, "oh, machine guns can blow them up, too." Huh?

      The answer to that is, we only saw one ship in the first Matrix: the Nebuchadnezzar. Now, consider for a moment. If you look at the ship Niobe piloted back to Zion, it's a much bigger vessel. It's body is almost T-shaped, it has MUCH more mass, carries far more repeller pods, and would appear to be a much larger ship on the interior (gun station room, larger medical quarters, wardroom, etc), not to mention better equipped and maintained. The logical conclusion is that the Neb was designed for scouting, not for combat. It's purpose was to save and recruit people from the Matrix, not to fight the machines. It might well have had a gun or two we didn't see, but a turret or two wouldn't have been of much help. Thus the use of the EMP.
      And since the EMP is so incredibly effective, lets make sure they're only on our ships, and let's not keep any around the perimeter of our base.

      The whole point of an EMP is that it destroys electronics and machinery. Putting one too close to Zion would mean that it's detonation would quite likely do in the city itself. Setting it to go off automatically would be a waste, because the machines could just keep triggering them with single sentinels-and if they declined to trigger the EMP in time, the sentinel could destroy it. The point of the ships is that they ARE the defences: think of them as roving EMP emplacements. The problem was, they were lost due to Smith's sabotauge.
    8. Re:Close? by pjh3000 · · Score: 1
      The Mechs made perfect sense. Even if the pilot was fully enclosed, they wouldn't have much protection from the Sentinels anyway (those nasty tentacles). The idea of the Mechs is that the piloting system allowed for faster targeting that could keep up with the Sentinels. They could literally just "point" where they wanted to shoot. The legs may not have been much use in that particular battle, but who's to say that that battle was all they were designed for? Perhaps they were originally intended for a ground assault on the surface.

      The characters in The Matrix don't know they're in a movie!

      As for the EMP, it was useless in Zion itself as it would do just as much damage to their own system as it would the machines (it would be like having an armed warhead in the Whitehouse). That's why they only had EMP on their ships. They only ended up using it because they had already lost the docks already (which they made quite clear in the movie).

    9. Re:Close? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you possibly put down a movie so much when you didn't even watch the whole thing? You have every right to hate it, but next time don't admit to not actually watching it so you don't look like such a loser.

    10. Re:Close? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      No, the Mechs did not make perfect sense. The tentacles are far more effective at tearing apart flesh than tearing apart metal.

      Wouldn't you want to keep an EMP at the dock, anyway? Just in case the squids did break through? Heck, keep a couple of them, and shut off the power to the dock systems when you want to use it? They can't possibly expect to shoot hundreds of thousands of sentinels.

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    11. Re:Close? by Mudd+Chick · · Score: 1

      >Oh, and those 'Mechs were the stupidest thing I've ever seen. You've got all this metal and
      >armor...but none of it is protecting the freaking pilot.

      Someone pointed out on Baen's webboard that the sad remnants of humanity might not have the manufacturing capability to build whatever they want. In that case the mechs could have been adapted from cargo handlers, i.e. the future's version of forklifts. Granted, they probably could have found the scrap somewhere to at least make some kind of shrapnel shield.

  132. Not just Christianity by quintessent · · Score: 1

    The Wachowski brothers are fans of all kinds of mythology and the epic story. Study this stuff, and you'll find heaps of it incorporated into the Matrix.

  133. Get a fucking life people!!!! FFS by FRAKK2 · · Score: 0

    Its a fucking movie, good special effects, tight dialogue, did not answer everything but what the hell does.

    Jesus christ, I even read one idiot going on about how there was to much kissing, they fucking kissed 3 times in the movie, and fucking adults tend to you fuckwit.

    Every fucker in creation going on about how they could have done it better, if so stop whining and go do it or shut the fuck up!!!

    Good movie decent and only logical ending, if someone starts harping on about plotholes, tell him to fuck and get a girlfriend you sad fucking tosspot.

  134. A signals/systems engineer will tell you... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    1) those jacks are the absolute worst possible excuse for an antennta

    2) This isn't interesting, or even funny. Mod down.

    Do yourself a favor and continue not seeing the two movies unless you're going with friends during a matinee (and sneaking in food) for the purpose of ridiculing it.

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  135. Also by quintessent · · Score: 1

    Recall one of the first things the Architect said to Neo. Something about him being changed in the process.

    Changed, perhaps, in a way that began his connection to the source.

  136. You should RENT them later. by Population · · Score: 1

    You should NOT see them in the theatre.

    You should have enough alcohol nearby to erase your short term memory after watching them. Should you feel the need to.

  137. Re:SPOILER: Machines using humans for electricity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The laws of thermodynamics do not allow for this, and that is why the movie seems to not be closed completely for me...
    SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WORTHLESS DISMAL CUNT
  138. The sequel to Revolutions is.... by rufey · · Score: 3, Informative
    The Matrix Online game. Its supposed to be a massive role-playing on-line game where you play against others. More info here and here.

    From the latter article I reference above:

    "The Wachowski Brothers' vision for The Matrix is one that extends far beyond the theatrical trilogy, and the world they have created is so rich that we've chosen to tell inter-connected Matrix-related stories in multiple mediums," said Joel Silver, producer of the Matrix films. "Our goal in collaborating with Ubi Soft is to create a multiplayer online game that reflects the trilogy's highly stylized storytelling and innovative action, taking fans beyond the boundaries of the movie screen and into a 'persistent world' where they can fully explore the vast realm of the Matrix."

    Revolutions wasn't supposed to give you the answers to everything. In fact, at the same time that Reloaded came out, a video game called Enter The Matrix came out, which contains some information pretaining to the Oracle and the family (father, mother, child) you see at the beginning of Revolutions in the train station. You learn who the family is, and, more importantly, what deal the father made with the Mero (french dude) in Reloaded (yes, he's in Reloaded, being led away from the table when Nero, Morpheus, and Trinity approach the Mero in the Resturant in Reloaded). In Revolutions, you only learn of the father's side of the deal. You never learn what the Mero got in return.

    I've seen the movie and was dissapointed that it didn't answer my questions and I would probably have to play Enter The Matrix and The Matrix Online in order to grasp some of the answers I was expecting. I'm not a game-playing person and don't necessarily want to play the games.

    If you realize that Revolutions isn't going to answer your questions and just sit back and enjoy it, it is actually a good movie. The more I think about the movie (I saw it Wednesday morning), the more I realize that it wasn't nearly as disappointing as I first thought.

    I just wish it answered more questions, and, therefore, didn't force me to play the video and on-line games to fully grasp everything.

  139. None of them. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    The writers are idiots (or maybe their really smart). They just dreamt up something that looked kinda cool for conveying the fact that Neo + Smith = both die. Only dramatically and with religious overtones.

    That's it. They expect loser audience members to do the hard work of figuring out HOW within the confines of their pathetic excuses for dialog. Then they go to the bank and take out huge credit lines to buy Hummers.

    Suckers.

    You could tell that after the success first movie, no one who actually liked the idea of the story and Matrix universe got in on it. The stink of fresh cash attracted hacks like flies to meat. It was strictly a business venture.

    On a completely different subject, whenever I heard "The Source" mentioned, I kept thinking about Open Source software, and every time I heard the Oracle's name mentioned, I thought of the database provider.

    Is something wrong with me? ^_^

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  140. In Soviet Russia... No really! by AndroidCat · · Score: 0, Troll

    Almost really. These NEO-communists (NEO, get it?) might like a return to the "good old days". (Actually they probably did it so people would take their picture, it would get carried by newswires, and someone would eventually post it to Slashdot. I hope they're happy now.)

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  141. Nice find! by quintessent · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to get the DVD and look for more of the thousands of hidden things in there.

  142. Re:SPOILER: Machines using humans for electricity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not listen to Merv for a second: "It's just a game".The Merovingian is a program, no? Well guess what: The machines are programs, nothing more, it's a game to them, nothing more.
    There, I spoiled it for you. Hope you're happy, you insensitive clod.

  143. Yes by quintessent · · Score: 1

    are there subtle metaphors, philosophical references, and character dualities (besides Neo obviously) that I'm missing?

    Do some reading. Read about the Wachowski brothers. Read about the philosophy in the movies. They are deeper than you thought possible.

    Who doesn't like the Lord of the Rings?

  144. Because I paid for a story. by Population · · Score: 1

    "What's right about expecting a movie to have a conclusion?"

    Because I paid to see a movie. That's why it owes me one. Otherwise, I'd save my money and just think up my own movies. Which is, if you'd read the article, the main point in the intro.

    This movie was worse than any movie thought up by any of the people who had seen the others.

    "Why should we be fed the same BS over and over again providing things in neat little finished bundles that provide little or no room for imagination and thought on the viewers side?"

    Why do you confuse a decent story with the death of imagination? It is possible to have a good story and still keep your imagination.

    "You already have an seemingly infinite supply of movies providing you with whatever messages you want, why do you NEED every movie to be like that?"

    Incorrect on both counts. There are a limited number of movies out there. I'm not talking about messages. I'm talking about story. Their story has plot holes.

    They are bad story tellers. They do not tell their story very well.

    The first movie seems to have been a fluke.

    "As for the first film, my view was that it didn't draw many conclusions."

    #1. Reality is not what you think it is. You are trapped in a dream.

    #2. You can wake up from that dream and find the true reality.

    #3. The true reality is very different from the dream.

    #4. Because the dream reality is a dream, you can do things there that you cannot do while awake.

    Not many conclusions, but enough for a good movie.

    "I really, really, don't understand why you'd consider a film leaving room for thought to be a bad thing."

    You've phrased that incorrectly. What you actually meant was "I really, really, don't understand why you'd consider a film with an excessive number of plot holes to be a bad film".

    If you liked the film then those plot holes are just opportunities for you to write the story that the real writers didn't.

    So why pay to see the movie when you'll be writing it inside your head anyway?

    I don't see it that way. I paid to see their movie. Their movie was badly written. The only way their movie would make sense is if I did the extra work and fixed it in my head.

    Why stop there? With that viewpoint, everything, no matter how badly done, is just another opportunity for you to fill in the holes with your imagination.

    Attack of the Clones. A great movie. There is just so much room for your imagination to work.

    In fact, the less of a movie there is, the more you can make it a great movie by filling it in with your imagination.

    Until you get to the point of just not going to the movies and just letting your imagination work.

    If I'm going to do that, I'm going to keep the money I'd have paid for the ticket.

    1. Re:Because I paid for a story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm going to be honest, and I'll post this AC as it'll probably be interpreted as a troll, but whatever. Your comment is the most depressing comment I've read in a while. I can't believe someone would hate something because it makes them think, because it leaves them with deep philosophical questions to consider and build around.

      The movie obviously wasn't for you, I guess.

    2. Re:Because I paid for a story. by Kombat · · Score: 1

      [Why must a movie have a conclusion?] Because I paid to see a movie.

      That's so funny, especially considering your comment in another post, above:

      Go on. Say whatever you want about the LOTR movies.

      Well, considering that neither of the first to LotR movies had a conclusion, and noting that I did, in fact "paid" to see them, do I feel cheated out of 2 endings? Of course not. But that's different, right? I'm not sure how, but you're clearly the Tolien fanboy, perhaps you'll explain it to me.

      You'd hade "Memento." It's a very unconventional movie. It makes you think a bit. It doesn't fit the mold sanctioned by Hollywood. It's a fantastic, imaginative, spectacular movie, but I'm sure you'd hate it. For one thing, it has two of the same actors as "The Matrix" in it. Best just stay away.

      Their story has plot holes.

      I assert that there isn't one single plot hole in the entire Matrix trilogy.

      I also assert that there are multiple plot holes in the LotR, and I never even read the books. I've only seen the movies once each. Nevertheless, the plot holes are there. Like when that dragon thing saves Gandolf. Where the heck did that thing come from? Why don't they use it to take Frodo to Mount Whatsitsname, instead of having him trudge through all that danger?

      They are bad story tellers. They do not tell their story very well.

      On the contrary, they are excellent story tellers - you simply did not like the story they told. They told an interesting story that is open for debate, while you clearly prefer "Humpty-Dumpty" style stories. No one questions that Humpty did, in fact, fall down. It's a fact. Excellent storytelling at its finest, eh?

      "I really, really, don't understand why you'd consider a film with an excessive number of plot holes to be a bad film".

      Again, I challenge you to cite these mysterious "plot holes." There weren't any.

      So why pay to see the movie when you'll be writing it inside your head anyway?

      Why pay to attend a Philosophy class when you could probably come up with most of the same answers and conclusions through your own independant thought anyway? Conclusion: Philosophy classes are a waste of time.

      I'm sorry you didn't like the movie, but I thought it was a brilliant way to conclude the trilogy. Evenyone was expecting the "Matrix-within-a-matrix" cop-out, and if they had done that, then hooooo-boy! Then there'd be criticism. But instead, they chose an extremely innovative, imaginative, unconventional ending. I loved it.

      We're so jaded with our happy endings that we've come to expect them. Of course Bruce Willis is going to destroy the asteroid. Of course Will Smith will defeat the aliens. Of course the Terminator will save John Conner. Of course Neo will defeat the machines. Oh... ooops... guess not.

      I loved it.

      You must hate Shakespeare and Spielberg then. They love the unhappy endings, too.

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  145. Re:NEO AND TRINITY DIE--Everyone here has seen it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't seen the movie.

    Of course, I'm also an idiot and thought "hey, maybe there won't be any spoilers"

    My bad, really.

  146. One Sentence Reviews of the Matrix by chimpo13 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The girl next to me at work sent this. I think her friend, whos name I don't know, compiled it.

    "So disappointing they may as well have bussed in Ewoks to save Zion."
    -- Christopher Null, FILMCRITIC.COM

    "Too bad the Wachowski brothers marry their mind-blowing visuals to some of the worst war movie clichs ever written."
    -- Sean O'Connell, ECLIPSE MAGAZINE

    "Though visually spectacular, 'The Matrix Revolutions' is a disappointing climax to what had previously been one of the great movie series of recent years." - Peter Sobczynski, CRITIC DOCTOR

    "The Wachowskis... lean so heavily on concepts and designs from Aliens... that you half-expect to hear Bill Paxton wailing 'Game over, maaaaan!' in the background."
    -- James Sanford, KALAMAZOO GAZETTE

    "It's actually at its best when it's the most pretentious. Its loud and repetitive action sequences are impressive enough, but we've seen them all before."
    -- Steve Rhodes, STEVE RHODES' INTERNET REVIEWS

    "For all the ponderous philosophizing found in Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions is surprisingly straightforward and more than a little cheesy."
    -- Bill Pearis, CITYSEARCH

    "Theres a warmed-over feeling that permeates what should have been the defining film of the trilogy."
    -- Rebecca Murray, ABOUT.COM

    "Please someone, get me the blue pill. I want to forget that this ambitious and noteworthy series is ending so weakly."
    -- Nell Minow, MOVIE MOM AT YAHOO! MOVIES

    "A mixture of frantic but empty action and solemn, even more vacuous philosophizing that ends up simultaneously pretentious and puerile."
    -- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION

    "While superior to Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions still can't quite justify turning a stand-alone classic into a misguided trilogy."
    -- Alex Sandell, JUICY CEREBELLUM

    "The final chapter in the Wachowski brothers' trilogy about stylish sunglasses, leather trenchcoats, freshly baked cookies and Wire Fu."
    -- Jon Popick, PLANET SICK-BOY

    "After all is said and done, I wish they would have left the trilogy to one."
    -- Danny Minton, KBTV-NBC (BEAUMONT, TX)

    "Seems like Matrix Reloaded with a little tweaking."
    -- Harvey S. Karten, COMPUSERVE

    "With The Matrix Revolutions, the Wachowski brothers have managed to pull off something nearly impossible. They've made a movie about the end of the world that leaves us entirely indifferent to the outcome."
    -- Chris Vognar, DALLAS MORNING NEWS

    "The Matrix Revolutions sucks."
    -- Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE

    "Reloaded was certainly a lumpy, gaseous treatise of a movie, but viewers of Revolutions may find themselves looking back on it fondly."
    -- A.O. Scott, NEW YORK TIMES

    "There's relatively less of the clunky alternation of big action and static speechifying that stalled Reloaded. But there's also less storytelling fervor from the Wachowskis."
    -- Lisa Schwarzbaum, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

    "Better than Reloaded, but the thrill is gone."
    -- Michael Rechtshaffen, HOLLYWOOD REPORTER

    "How did something that started out so cool get so dorky?"
    -- Manohla Dargis, LOS ANGELES TIMES

    "Louder, longer, more expensive and dumber than its predecessors, Revolutions is a mediocrity that will provide escapism only to those who head for the theater exits."
    -- Colin Covert, MINNEAPOLIS STAR TRIBUNE

    the emotional impact of this movie is zilch."
    -- Paul Clinton, CNN

    "The Matrix trilogy is so named for a reason: The most compelling aspect of the movies is that way-cool space. Revolutions spends too little time there."
    -- Leigh Johnson, HOLLYWOOD.COM

    "The Wachowskis have served up passable entertainment... but they fail to deliver on their own mythology."
    -- Laura Clifford, REELING REVIEWS

    "Visually stunning but a huge disappointment. The resolution sucked! "
    -- Victoria Alexander, FILMSINREVIEW.COM

    1. Re:One Sentence Reviews of the Matrix by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Sadly this movie is practically designed to scramble a movie critics mind. The absolute LAST thing you want to do is judge this movie till you've had time to think about. My first reaction to the ending was pretty negative. I had to do a lot of thinking about it to see what those two were up to, seems they were telling a story, THIER story. This unfortunately isn't the stereotypical story we often get from hollywood with clear cut winners and loosers, a happy ending, the guy gets the girl, etc. And that's the other thing tripping up the critics. They are just as caught up in thier expectations as many of those nay-saying this movie. That and they are not really trained to critique stories in general, just movies.

      IMHO it was way above average for a 'blockbuster', very well told (needed about 5 more minutes to tuck a few more answers for the audience in there) and a real conclusion. still not shure if I liked it, but considering my very strong bias for a happily ever after thats understandable. not perfect but they deffinately earned my respect which isn't easy.

      Mycroft

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    2. Re:One Sentence Reviews of the Matrix by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      Possible source: rottentomates.com

      Search that page, and you'll likely see all of those one liners there. As well as many more.

  147. Re:SPOILER: Machines using humans for electricity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    I have heard arguments that the machines figured out quantum physics, etc.. but if they did that, why not have nuclear power generators?

    The machines are using humans as batteries "combined with a form of fusion". That's like me powering my house by this hamster in a wheel "combined with nuclear power plants through the national grid".

  148. Re:Some "fun" observations. not so "fun" by imstanny · · Score: 1

    - When trinity/morpheus/seraph enter club hell after the initial fight, one of the extras on the left right next to seraph (as the camera is moving backwards towards the merovingian) is wearing a "Source" mask... with the peaks/horns.

    -When neo is talking to the oracle, she puts on a bracelet, the camera switches to neo, then back to the oracle and she starts putting on the bracelet again.

    -Monica Bellucci. Indeed.

  149. Re:SPOILER: Machines using humans for electricity. by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

    I remember reading that one of the brothers said that originally the humans were used as giant computer (insert oblligatory beowulf cluster joke here) but Warner said that people wouldn't understand the concept of distributed computing. So they made it something easier to understand for John Doe.

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  150. I am humbled in your presence. by Population · · Score: 1

    Although I wonder what "a form of fusion" is. Too many plot holes.

  151. Training Program... by EuroChild · · Score: 1

    When quizzed about the over-all crappiness of Revolutions all the Wachowski's had to say was "But we haven't finnished the training program!" ... so the audience laughed in their faces.

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  152. Re:Thanks for the spoiler by mbourgon · · Score: 1

    I don't think so - most of the people leaving the movie pissed-off are pissed because the Wachowski's didn't go the same way everyone thought they would. That, in itself, is clever.

    Look. Matrix 3 is the conclusion. It adds some to the world, finishes the story, and gives you Epic SciFi Battles. Lucas couldn't/hasn't done any better. Revolutions is a kick ass SciFi Action Flick. And there's nothing wrong with that.

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  153. they're both. by rebelcool · · Score: 1

    i guess you didnt listen to the guy talk. His gives their job description - programmers.

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  154. god forbid you have to *think* by rebelcool · · Score: 1

    I would personally much rather pay to see a movie that inspired me to think about things than pay money to see a crap visual fest thats devoid of any meaning, as most films tend to be.

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  155. I disagree. by rebelcool · · Score: 1
    There was as much (if not more) philosophy in revolutions than reloaded. It was more subtle, however.

    There are 2 main points (and i'll try not to spoil): Freedom is CHOICE. The ending makes perfect sense and fits completely in line with this. It is different than the usual sci-fi fare though which is why I think alot of people were dismayed by it. But if they actually paid attention and thought for more than 5 seconds about it...

    2. The machines aren't inherently evil.

    and then theres the yin-yang that pervades the entire storyline.

    Oh, and regarding the 'bad dialog'. The bad dialog and one-dimensional characters is mostly limited to the humans. If anything, the matrix is like Julius Ceasar. Its a tragedy about a secondary character (brutus in Caesar, smith in the matrix). The 3 most influential programs, smith, oracle and architect all have the best lines, character development and insight.

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  156. Re:SPOILER: Machines using humans for electricity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought they were used to generate heat?

  157. Don't forget "Logos" by md358 · · Score: 1

    The name of the ship, Logos, is Greek for "word", but means more than its literal translation. It has a connotation of a deeper sense of reality, like "reckoning" or "meaning".

    The early biblical Greek gospel of John begins with "en arche ein ho logos kai ho logos ein pros ton theon kai theon ein ho logos" which translates as "in the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word was God".

    Logos makes lotsa appearances in Roman Catholicism and Orthodox theology (and probably many other Christian denominations). I remember laughing when I heard Egypt had banned Reloaded because of its alleged religious bias by using names like Trinity and Zion. It was hearing the ship's name in the theatre that made me really notice the bibilical theme.

  158. Actually Cowboyneal.... by Snaller · · Score: 0

    There is nothing to disprove that theory (a matrix in the matrix) - and if we are to stay in Science Fiction (instead of Fantasy) that is only logial explanation i've seen.

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  159. Newhart by Rapier_M · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was hoping that Neo would wake up in bed between Bob Newhart and the woman who played his wife on his first series.

    1. Re:Newhart by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      That is absolutely the funniest thing I've heard in weeks!

  160. There was no content by AnEmbodiedMind · · Score: 1

    [Warning, spoilers]

    Well I am happy that it didn't have the usual Hollywood mindless happy ending.

    However, if it is not going to answer the big questions set up by the incoherent second movie, it has to offer something else in exchange.

    This movie had no content - The fight scenes were tired, the battle scenes were a cheep arcade computer game I have played too many times before, and the death of Neo and Trinity's 2D characters failed to create any sympathy or emotion in me at all.

    What redeems this movie?

  161. It all makes sense after reading this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://webpages.charter.net/btakle/matrix_reloaded .html The above page explains everything about the films perfectly. Pay special attention to the last "Story arc" section where the author makes some predictions about Revolutions.

  162. Matrix Truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You take the Red pill ...
    and 2 more Matrix movies suck $20 out of your pocket and waste your time.

    You take the Blue Pill...
    and go watch the LOTR trilogy and be happy!
    (you'll loose even more time though...)

  163. Wheel of Time? by hattig · · Score: 1

    aka the Robert Jordan books?

    There's a film? Or TV series? What exactly?

    1. Re:Wheel of Time? by sumbry · · Score: 1

      Not to my knowledge.. I just said that to illustrate a point. My bad. :)

  164. The Trilogy was Fun by salesgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I enjoyed all three movies. Far and away my favorite was the first. Reloaded and Revolutions were pretty good. If anything Revolutions tied up the story too tightly - and we are all so used to being left guessing.

    Two comments: First, this movie felt like a two hour conclusion, with no introduction, no rising action. It was as if it was literally the resolution of the second movie.

    Second, A lot of the griping I've read is of the "it would have been better if" variety. Movies are frusterating in this respect - after the first movie in a series, everyone has preconceptions of the way the story will flow.

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  165. Re:A quick criticism.... (spoiler in reply) by glwtta · · Score: 1

    Heh, "pulled a Minbari"... If only JMS had written the last two Matrices... if only.

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  166. Three main things that they got wrong (spoiler) by teval · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I didn't like the movie at all, mostly because of 3 reasons. There where others too though. 1. The machines keep their promises. Why? I'd just say, "Nice, Neo's dead... kill the humans now" What do they have to gain from the peace now that Neo is gone and he did his part? 2. The swarms of things flying all over. Why did they fly in packs so they can be hit all the time? If they dispersed how it's logical they would have been more effective in killing those APUs. None of them managed to notice the missles very easily. If they are such advanced machines could they not figure out "Oh.. missles, let's go after what shot them" And with all those thousands of machines noone saw those people with the rocket launchers? None of them shot at the resuply people? Well.. not quite true... one or two did, but still. Anyone knows that you want to go for the resuply lines first. I have more complaints about the machines.. but i'll stop there :) 3. Why did they not keep EMPs? I mean... Zion put them all on ships. why not put say... 30 of them inside the dome.. and just keep detonating emps once in a while to kill the drones. Whatever is left.. they could have kept all their ships back and destroyed, or those APU things could have handeled them. Why did they waste all their ships? Just 3 major observations.. there are more. like that entire huge gate, it was held by 1 chain.... that's not really plausible.

  167. My idea wasn't used... by glwtta · · Score: 4, Funny

    I really wanted to see them introduce two new characters - The Postgres and The MySQL, who team up to defeat The Oracle. Now that a lot of geeks would've been able to relate to.

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    1. Re:My idea wasn't used... by sean.peters · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes! He's connected to the Open Source!

      Sean

  168. Bane knocked out the ships in the last movie. by Population · · Score: 1

    Except for the few that were outside.

  169. Matrix in a matrix: how nutty by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    That's like being part of a dream world, a real world and a spiritual world. And nobody on the planet has any notion of three planes of existance.

    Considering Neo saw the machine world as Source, it quite obviously wasn't "real." So yes, the "matrix in a matrix" was the correct view. After all, they asked it a number of times, how can a "program" exist in the "real" world. It can't.

    The problem is that people like CowboyNeal were expecting more plugs to be pulled. That's not what "matrix in a matrix" is.

    The third plane of existance isn't explored in the Matrix but by Neo's eyes it's quite obvious it's there. The reason it isn't explored is because The Matrix was exploring inevitability. The architect gave Neo two doors which is the definition of a false dilemma. Both doors led to the same conclusion.

    Taking out the source, Neo would have died as he's a part of it and the Matrix would be rebuilt anyway. The second door, he ends up dead and the Matrix still exists. All roads lead to the same destination.

    "While it is indeed possible, there is no reason to believe that it is true, since it has no real bearing on the story."

    It has quite a bit to do with the story. It explains why Neo always fails no matter which path he choses. He's trying to escape from the wrong plane of existance. He consistantly fails to see the false dillema presented to him. Maybe the point is that death is the only way to escape. That's been the tried and true method for most religions.

    What I would like to see, is not another Matrix movie but simply the Wachowski bros explaining what philosophy they were using. Basically, how do THEY understand it. What was their motivation. What did they intend to be symbolic and what did it represent?

    Ben

  170. Re:Understanding the Matrix *SPOILER* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still, there are some holes in Revolutions that are pretty gaping

    Oddly enough, same is true for your mom. - warchoski bros.

  171. Everything WAS explained by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You nailed it.

    I'll go even further and say that things were explained. These movies are the most intellectual action movies that have ever been released, and I doubt we'll have the opportunity for such things to be made ever again.

    The Oracle said the power of the One reaches to the Source. This is why he can feel anything connected to the Machines, including Smith in the real world. That seemed obvious.

    Smith entering Bane is less obvious, but I figure if they can download training programs or connect to a virtual reality, programs can also hijack a brain through those same ports.

    As for how Neo actually destroyed Smith, it is implied, not explained...things aren't spelled out for the idiots. You can draw endless conclusions. The Oracle said Smith is Neo's opposite, his negative...1 + (-1) = 0. Or you can say once Neo was destroyed, the equation had to "rebalance" itself again, killing Smith.

    Hell, look up what the name Sati means and find out the deeper meanings of that ending.

    But people don't look at it that way. The thing I find most interesting is that most reviews say it's better than Reloaded, yet give it a worse rating than Reloaded (RottenTomatoes has Reloaded at something like 76%, compared to the 36% of Revolutions).

    People just didn't like that it wasn't a Hollywood ending. I will say that this movie has the most hidden religious and philosophical imagery I've ever seen...it's all way more subtle than Reloaded (who noticed the glowing cross and wings when Neo was killing Smith? Who noticed the Fibonacci sequences in the intro, and the reveal of the Machine City? Who noticed that bizarre "goathead" symbol in the Matrix code when the intro finished?).

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    1. Re:Everything WAS explained by melatonin · · Score: 1
      Smith entering Bane is less obvious, but I figure if they can download training programs or connect to a virtual reality, programs can also hijack a brain through those same ports.

      Remember when they were hacking Morpheous' brain in the first Matrix? Computers hacking human brains has already been established. I never had a problem with this part of the story :-/

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    2. Re:Everything WAS explained by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      It's really something brought up in the animatrix. the machines were looking to co-exist with humans in the world, and of course created the "ditital jail" for human minds. Agent smith was juust the completion of machine evolution...that he wan't just a program, but a genuine lifeform...with a soul that could inhabit a body.

      Of course that made him a threat to both people and machines! He could "reproduce" in the matrix, but live in human bodies in the real world...he was the final evolution of AI...and of course deadly to his ancestors!

    3. Re:Everything WAS explained by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Oracle said the power of the One reaches to the Source. This is why he can feel anything connected to the Machines, including Smith in the real world. That seemed obvious.

      Yeah, like saying "just because".

      How the fuck is that an explanation of anything? Oh, you are "connected" to the "source".
      What is the source? How is he connected to it? None of that is explained in the supposedly final chapter.

      Smith entering Bane is less obvious

      Lessee, he can take over the minds of people connected to the matrix. The zion hackers send their mind in the matrix and then send it back to their body. He sends his mind in the matrix, Smith replaces his mind with a copy of himself, and then sends that back to the body.

      I really have a hard time seeing how anyone can have a problem with that. The body cannot live without the mind my ass, plenty of mindless people all around.

      I will say that this movie has the most hidden religious and philosophical imagery I've ever seen...

      You poor, poor blind man.

      You either have never seen anyting worth seeing, or you think that glowing crosses over crucified christ wannabes constitutes "hidden religious imagery". Either way I pity you.

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    4. Re:Everything WAS explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      How the fuck is that an explanation of anything? Oh, you are "connected" to the "source".
      What is the source? How is he connected to it? None of that is explained in the supposedly final chapter.


      The Earth Simulator(Skynet) in Japan and WiFi man.

    5. Re:Everything WAS explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intellectual? The Matrix movies intellectual?

      I've got to get some of that stuff you've been smoking...either that or you've got to learn to find genuinely intellectual entertainment (try reading some books from Russian authors).

      Seriously, most of the supposedly "subtle" or "deep" issues were spelled out multiple times and turned out to be pretty simplistic.

  172. hear, hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I second that. As I understand them now, I would much rather that they left what happens after the matrix/animatrix (yes, I loved them) to my imagination.

  173. Re:Thanks for the spoiler by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    But is isn't the end. That is what Matrix Online is ...

  174. Re:Thanks for the spoiler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then ending was good. It was the part between the end of movie 1 and the last half hour of movie 3 that sucked ass.

  175. Matrix in a Matrix (Spoiler) by bonius_rex · · Score: 1
    I saw Revolutions, and I still maintain that there IS matrix within the matrix. (Personally, I think there is an infinite recursion of matrices, and there is no "real world" at all. Like turtles all the way down.

    The oracle said that Neo has powers in the 'real world' because the powers of the one extend all the way back to the "Source."

    Isn't the "Source" part of the matrix?

    1. Re:Matrix in a Matrix (Spoiler) by nomel · · Score: 1

      ahhh...hehe...thank you very much. Now I have my drive back to watch it :)

  176. What about... by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
    I still haven't seen this film, so I'll refrain from passing judgment, but I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded.

    The Lone Gunmen?

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  177. Cowboy Neal = Asshole. by Gondola · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the spoiler on the front page, asshole.

  178. Re:A quick criticism.... (spoiler in reply) by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    They didn't surrender. They were threatened by Smith as well.

    The license plate of Smith's car in Reloaded is a Bible reference which mentions his name. Smith is the main villain of the movies.

    Presumably, machines can't lie (they haven't in any of the movies), so they keep their word.

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  179. Speaking of Deus Ex Machina by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because it's a lame plot device. It's called a deus ex machina; literally "god from the machine".

    It's funny you mention that. Guess what the name of that big spiky machine at the end is? Its name, though not mentioned in the movie, is the Deus Ex Machina.

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    1. Re:Speaking of Deus Ex Machina by nathanh · · Score: 1

      Gah, I haven't seen it yet, don't tell me.

    2. Re:Speaking of Deus Ex Machina by fferreres · · Score: 1

      Woah, God needs a human to kill some virus that is infecting heaven =) ... Come on.

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  180. The truth about Matrix Revolutions by lone_marauder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just got back from seeing the movie. First of all, the movie kicked ass. It beat the shit out of the second one. So why does everyone hate it?

    The reason is pure, flat out, in your face, ignorance and hypocrisy. Ignorance is not knowing what the deal was after seeing the first movie - filled with symbolism and blatantly obvious references to the culmination in Revolutions that pissed everyone off. It is proof that they hate without knowing, which brings us to hyprocrisy.

    The story ended with a definative answer to the deeper questions asked throughout the trilogy, and people hated the answer that was provided. They hated it because of prejudice and intolerance, which is exactly why they claim to hate that answer in the first place.

    As well put by the movie, the two most important things in human experience are belief and choice. Don't let anyone take either away from you. See the movie and decide for yourself.

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  181. Re:and Dragon Ball Z - SPOILER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That last battle with Smith, starting with the trash talking, then with the flying around, impact waves, sending that shockwave through the ground, the reversal thr trick...

    It's Cell, all over again! ...and In the Next Episode of Matrix Ball Z...!

  182. Re:Understanding the Matrix *SPOILER* by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    The Wachowskis are known for not leaving anything out. They storyboard everything massively. I heard Joel Silver say there was nothing left on the cutting room floor from Reloaded. The only thing I've heard of that could be definitely considered a deleted scene is something having to do with Cipher and the car crash in the first movie...there was more to that. To this day I don't know what happened or why it's a big deal that there was a car crash, and apparently there was a scene for that which got edited out for whatever reason.

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  183. No. Just... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No imagination at all.

    It's not hard to get. It really isn't. But if you try to think about it too much, the plotholes just kind of consume you. That's very frustrating to me.

    The whole Matrix universe is so contrived in the story to carry quaint little philisophical gems for idiots to "discover" and feel real cool about themselves. It's so incredibly phony that I feel violated. The movie isn't even internally consistent in this respect (no "mantra", if you will, unlike, let's say, Lord of the Rings)
    Arrgh

    1. Re:No. Just... no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a hardy hi ho fuck you too

  184. So, they make a crappy movie... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    ...so that they can cram as many little east-meets-west philosophical treats like so many marshmellows in your Lucky Charms- and idiots can "discover" them and feel real good about themselves because they're not wasting away 2 hours and 8 dollars in a theater, they're getting a nutritional part of your balanced spiritual breakfast.

    I'm sorry. That's just wrong.

    You know, those hidden little lessons would be about ten times more effective if you could actually follow the plot and believe that those ideas "make sense" in the Matrix world, or any world for that matter. Or not be turned off by the whispering-as-acting, in any case.

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  185. How the smiths were killed.... by channel+his+mojo · · Score: 1
    The smiths are a network. They can absorb other people/program and add them to the network. The Machines need to destroy the smiths but can't because when Neo "killed" the original smith he became seperated form the machines. It's like the machines want to hack the smiths network but can't because they have no connection.

    When Neo met the machines he agreed to stop the smiths if the machines would stop attacking zion. He jacked into the matrix by connecting directly to the machines.

    At the end of the fight Neo allowed himself to be absorbed by the smiths. He then became part of the smith network. At this point the smiths thought they had won, but they didn't realise that Neo was connected to the machines. The machines could then use Neo as a backdoor into the smith network and hack them. This is why the cables going into neo's body started glowing with so much information just before the smiths died.

    1. Re:How the smiths were killed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my thought was that neo had to be assimilated by Smith to deseminate his code into the matrix allowing it to reconstruct itself, removing smith and putting it back to normal.

    2. Re:How the smiths were killed.... by Dinjay · · Score: 1

      That's not a bad idea. It could also explain that "everything that has a beginning, has an end" comment as this could mean that Neo has to sacrifice himself. What do you think of my theory explained here?

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  186. You know what amuses me? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    You know what amuses me about you people who bash the ending for allowing more sequels or for the possibility of more movies to be made is that you ignore the fact that Joel Silver, all the actors, and the Wachowskis have said there will absolutely be no more Matrix movies, and that this is the story they wanted to tell.

    Next.

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  187. CowboyNeal, has no-one ever explained SPOILERS?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CowBoy Neal,

    You may not have seen the film. Neither have a lot of the rest of us.

    But posting a story with your own comment of "I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded." is one hell of a fuck-off spoiler, don't you think?

    Do you simply not think, or do you actually put effort into consideration of "What is the most idiotic comment I can make here?"

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  188. Read this guys explanation.... by Mon_Slashdot · · Score: 1

    Read this guys explanation/review and compare with Roger Ebert.... http://movies.yahoo.com/mvc/dfrv?mid=1808402448&s= &rvid=255-69646&i=2&spl=&ys=UuzsfjrphnFmlvbrodHv4w --

  189. Multiple Endings by samhalliday · · Score: 1
    you know, i was disappointed by the ending.. but i think no matter what would have happenned, we would have been disapointing; its a geeks movie series and noone could have lived up to the hype, so dont blame the creators.

    now, the only way i can think of making the ending really cool would have been to have multiple endings... and not tell anyone!! with the matrix being such a big movie... one which even philosophers talk about... you can only begin to think of the havoc that kind of thing would have on people.

    but, i dont think they did that... or did they? ;-)

  190. GRANT MORRISON'S "THE INVISIBLES" by crazyhorse44 · · Score: 1

    Here's a crash course for you guys who haven't heard of this wonderful series. (This coming from a guy who hates comic books and comic book characters in general)

    http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/the-invisi bl es/

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  191. For the love of god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STOP saying that Revolutions doesn't have the usual Hollywood mindless happy ending! Let's see... what did it have? The usual Hollywood mindless ending!

    The only thing missing was the happy other than that it was an ending that answered nothing and was open-ended at best.

  192. Architect not antichrist by ArmorFiend · · Score: 1

    I don't think the Architect is meant to be the antichrist. He's kinda hoping that Neo will set off a chain reaction triggering the destruction of the (imprecise) humans, but he doesn't mind terribly if Neo simply gathers 23 pod-born and re-inserts his code into the matrix to begin the cycle again. Isn't the antichrist supposed to, well, try a little harder than that?

  193. I was hoping it was a matrix in a matrix by cashew76 · · Score: 1

    Cause zion was too lame

  194. Reloaded/Revolutions Timeline Plot Hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In Matrix Reloaded:


    Officer Wirtz: Looks like they hit some iron ore here, slowed them down a little.
    Lock: How much?
    Officer Wirtz: An hour, maybe.
    Lock: That'd give them a little over 9 hours.
    -- Reloaded DVD, Chapter 26, 1:37:20


    At the beginning of Revolutions, I thought I heard them say they had 20 hours until the machines reached Zion. Did I mishear that?
  195. My review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having wasted $8 due to interest in a cheap thrill and a willingness to expose my ears to more rediculously loud digital sound, I thought that the movie did have some potential and would have been reasonably good if 1) they tried to make it a coherent science fiction story instead of a last minute re-edit of "Gone With the Wind", 2) slashed the amount of new-age BS dialogue that did nothing to advance the plot. Perhaps the production team had a lot of bad luck during filming that forced them to make last minute changes, but I don't see why they couldn't create an intelligent story instead of relying on psychobabble and pseudoprofundities to cover up huge plot holes and embarassingly obvious continuity holes. But it's over now and the W. brothers are laughing their way to the bank. The best advice they can get now is to take the money and get out of town.

  196. Re: Mythology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anybody who has studied the subject of Mythology knows the importance of all the symbols and the Path of the hero. Yeah yeah, Good, Evil, the Path, the Hero. Nothing new...
    I was proponent of the layered Matrix theory until I saw the Revolutions. I agree that presenting and speculating on such a theory would have been a disaster in a cinematographic sense. The presence of Neo's connection to the Surce is all I needed to know. Why would they need explain it further? I think people need to use their imagination more often...
    I after re-watching Reloaded again I give trilogy a 10+. Wonderful!

  197. They destroyed a potentially awesomeTrilogy... by danielrm26 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok, first of all, let me just feed my ego and post this link. This is the post that I made on the subject right after Reloaded, and in it I pointed out that they *would* do the god, Christ, and reunification of man and machine plot. There, now I feel better. :)

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=65437&cid=60 36 019

    That being said, let me just point out the main reasons this Trilogy has been ruined as a major piece of sci-fi. Note that I didn't say it made the thing sucked completely and horribly; there is a difference. The series is still awesome for what it offers, but there were many (including myself) who had expectations of sci-fi (logical) purity. Those expectations simply weren't met.

    Some will argue that the Trilogy put forth the ultimate in depth and philosophy, and that the reason so many complain is because they aren't smart enough to get it. This is utter crap. People who believe this have missed the boat, and I encourage them to read something like "The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect" in order to see what true sci-fi is.

    In my view the difference is this: while true sci-fi asks you to believe something extraordinary, it takes great care not to break the rules that it lays down for itself. And once you accept the principle thing they are asking you to believe, you can then pursue the rest of the story as if it is more or less true science. *THAT* is, in my opinion, *true* sci-fi.

    My contention, and the contention of many others, is that this Trilogy is nothing more than a collection of very cool concepts drawn from mythology and philosophy, wrapped up in an attractive action/marital arts/special effects shell. Again, this is a winning combination if you accept it for what it is, but it should *not* be mistaken for true sci-fi genius. Here's why:

    1. The energy source issue is lame at best. It just doesn't work. You can keep a human vegetable alive for years with very little going on in their brain. THEY DON'T NEED THE MATRIX to keep bodies alive. If you grow humans and make them into idiots with a minimal amount of brain activity, you can just feed them for decades and they will produce all the power that they would in the Matrix. The fact that they are living out a 9-5 job in the Matrix isn't going to generate the machines any more juice than just keeping them alive. Hell, even if it DID generate more energy, would it be so much that it offset the expenditure of maintaining the Matrix? I think not. Either way, this power source issue is the ENTIRE reason for the movie. Without the use of humans as batteries there is no Matrix, no Neo, no Zion (read on to see why there would be no Zion). The entire Trilogy rests on the energy issue, and it doesn't hold water.

    2. The second major problem lies in the fact that you can't build a f*cking city that deep inside the earth. Ask any scientist who's versed in the matter; it's not possible. Again, they are asking quite a bit of the viewer in this regard.

    3. They never covered how Neo, a flesh and blood human, is able to exert control over machines in the real world. You see, what they did was switch everything up on us. This started as a sci-fi movie - the scorching of the sky, the underground city, and the war vs. the machines. This was the plot originally, and I think it was a good one. The fact that there was a false reality where the computers kept humans was very cool, and the fact that you could do cool shit while in the Matrix was cool. But the whole thing was laid out as science. Morpheus asks if Neo thinks he's breathing air in the simulation. Logic guided that. The fact that you have to "believe" about the jump program, again, guided by logic. At that point, they hadn't broken their own rules (even though the initial things they were asking you to believe were massive). The problem, however, is that they ended up, in the third movie, with Neo as a Christ figure who could blow up machines with a mere thought. Huh? How so?

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    1. Re:They destroyed a potentially awesomeTrilogy... by danielrm26 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I forgot about the mechs not having protection for the pilot; that was lame. Throw a rock at their head and it's game over.

      And the fact that they didn't have any EMPs inside the city was questionable. It's true that you lose your computers if you pop one, but that at least buys you some time. To put a finer point on it, if it was such a bad idea to have an EMP then they wouldn't have been waiting anxiously for the ship to show up with one.

      -danielrm26

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    2. Re:They destroyed a potentially awesomeTrilogy... by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      My only point in all of this is to say that this was *NOT* a well thought out sci-fi story - it was an action series full of sci-fi, martial arts, and philosophical elements.

      You know, a lot of people figured this out after seeing the first movie.

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    3. Re:They destroyed a potentially awesomeTrilogy... by thepuma · · Score: 1

      My feelings exactly. When I tried to point this out on the Matrixfans.net site, I was roundly flamed. I guess I am not a "true believer".

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    4. Re:They destroyed a potentially awesomeTrilogy... by danielrm26 · · Score: 1

      "You know, a lot of people figured this out after seeing the first movie."

      Yeah, I know - I was one of them. But I was hoping that they would do something cool with it. There *was*, after the first movie, a possibility for much more than was made of the Trilogy. My point was that they took whatever potential they had, and completely ruined it.

      -danielrm26

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  198. Explain a few things to me: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the beginning of the film, Neo is physically unplugged from the matrix. In fact, he's lying down in the ship's medical ward in a catatonic state. When his conciousness escapes from the "train station"/limbo/whatever, he wakes up in a chair with the dipstick stuck into his net. How do you explain this? The simplest explanation is that the production people filmed two or three slightly different versions of the same movie and
    then filmed some a few new dialogue scenes and spliced it all together two days before the scheduled release date. As is the case with post-80's blockbusters, the special effects are just great, but on the whole it's on par with "Plan 9 from Outer Space".

    1. Re:Explain a few things to me: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To continue, some ten years from now, I expect they'll bring back Mystery Science Theater 3000 and this movie will be first one they feature.

  199. He doesn't care, look at his update by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    He just further insults people who, heaven forbid, didn't want one of the possibilities of the film knocked off for them.

    Thanks, CowboyNeal. And thanks for disregarding reader anger and pretending it's not a big deal. Jerk. :P

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  200. A better ending (spoilers) by Joey7F · · Score: 1

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  201. Re:Everything WAS explained (Spoilers, of course) by Daetrin · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I will say that this movie has the most hidden religious and philosophical imagery I've ever seen...it's all way more subtle than Reloaded (who noticed the glowing cross and wings when Neo was killing Smith?

    Yeah, subtle like a brick to the head.

    Let's start out with Smith-in-hijacked-human-body refering to Neo as some kind of Messiah. Of course the term Messiah, combined with the facts that Neo had just been horibly blinded, if he was really blind he was going to get his ass-kicked, and although Neo dying was a possibility it was way too early for it to happen, immediatly led to the conclusion, "He's going to be able to see with his new and improved real-world mystic powers, just like Paul in Dune." Sure enough, when all seems lost, Neo suprises Smith-3749 with his ability to see, and proceeds to kick his ass.

    Having already set up the messianic theme, it was pretty damn obvious when Neo assumes the crucified position during the final fight. Oh look, he's sacrificing himself to save humanity, just like christ! Oh my! Not only is he in a crucified pose, he's got a big glowing cross superimposed on him! And now he's got giant glowing angel wings! And now he's dead and being carried away by a god-like figure, and look! More glowingness and angel wings!

    The only way they could have been any more obvious was if the Oracle had extended her final speech a little bit, from "I think we'll see him again someday," to, "I think we'll see him again someday, in three days when he rises again!" I started to groan about the point the blatantly obvious cross of fire was superimposed over Neo, and had a hard time paying serious attention to the rest of the movie while i gagged on the over the top christian imagery.

    As for the rest of what you said, i mostly agree. The theme behind Neo's destruction of Smith was pretty clear, but i really would have liked to have known more details. Was it a fundamental incompatibility between the two "Ones," like a matter-anti-matter reaction? Was it Neo acting from within the Smith collective? Was it the Machine acting on the Smith collective with Neo as a conduit? (That last seems possible given the behavior of the machines in the real world when Neo was taken over, need to watch a few more times to be sure.)

    The bit that annoyed me was that it wasn't apparent that Neo actually took any action once he sacrificed himself. Although someone else has pointed out that this is consistent with the passive nature of christ, it doesn't really fit with what i expected of Neo, christ figure or not. It was clear after the first half of the fight that Neo wasn't going to win by physically beating Smith, but it didn't have to be through total passivity, there was a lot of middle ground that could have been covered.

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  202. Oh, why not? by Tellalian · · Score: 1

    Revolutions instead gave us man and machine, living in some kind of weird state of... not-war. (Sadly, no word has been invented for this yet).

    Well then damit, let's invent one! I nominate "peace". Do I hear a second?

    1. Re:Oh, why not? by arose · · Score: 1

      What about "cold war"?

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  203. of a particular media != an I.Q. test. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Alright. I really did enjoy Revolutions. It was fun, for the most part unexpected, and handled the ending pretty well. The ending didn't really surprise me, though,

    But what's really eating me over the last few days is to the levels the fans are elevating these movies to, and anyone who disagrees "doesn't get it' or "can't use their brain." It's the exact same kind of self-importance I've been seeing for years from Evangeline fanboys.

    The first Matrix movie communicated philosophy ideas to the general masses. The sequels however, if you read most of the posts by people picking the apart, are more or less just allegorical name-dropping for experts in world religion. Rather then communicating it's themes to the audience, it expects you to familiar with a lot of things already. Kind of like Kill Bill and it's constant nods to Asian movie geeks. The exact reason I liked Kill Bill, but you don't see me going around criticizing the film tastes of anyone who didn't recognize the yellow jumpsuit, or think "Takashi Miike" at the sight of all the blood.

    Not to mention that have you ever stopped to think if everything you read is intentional? I mean I notice this a lot with English lit classes I've had to take. Teachers will go on and on about the meanings and symbols in a book, but I often question weather this was intentional or not. I've turned in many projects in various media classes where the teacher or another student has found a "theme" or something in a work of mine that was never intended, simply because they were trained by years of analyzing literature to search for such things. Lately I've learned that using vague, abstract language goes a long way to aiding this.

    I mean, take for instance whatever your least favorite movie is. I bet if I actually watched it, and thought about it enough, I could find some kind of deeper, metaphoric meaning, religious/literary/historical allegory, or symbolism to it, that certainly would redeem the movie to the point that if you still didn't like it, well then, you must just be not enlightened enough to understand...

    Anyway, to sum it all up, remember. Liking of a particular media != an I.Q. test.

  204. More Matrix Movies??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the end, the Oracle made the Architect promise to let the people out of the Matrix. Didn't this imply that the humans would be released from the Matrix and they would no longer grow humans for the Matrix? This means there is no more Matrix. The next movies would need to be about us taking over the robots in the real world. i.e. Terminator 4 Plus...the robots are dependant on humans for energy, which they can't get anymore because the Matrix is done with. They kinda shot themselves in the foot if they're thinking about making more matrixs. Then again...we're talking hollywood here..

  205. Losing is winning? Questions from a techie. by BeforeCoffee · · Score: 1

    Why was the hardest hit Neo ever delivered to Smith the very last slo-mo-punch-you-20-feet-into-the-concrete coincident with his mind being made up to finally just submit and lose to his enemy? (That being the 'inevitable' conclusion.) He was all weak, wobbly, and tired, yet he nearly caved Smith's face in with that punch.

    Why was the active choice to lose and die, any better than the unwilling loss and death Neo had apparently suffered from battles in previous 'lifetimes'? His struggling led to his destruction and catastrophe in past lives. If he would relax and lose, then he could win ... sortof like chinese finger prison.

    Philosophically, this is like a division by zero for me. I can see mechanically how it worked because, as Neo relaxed allowed himself to be compromised by the Smith program at the end, he also allowed the source at the machine city to analyze the Smith code and issue the terminate command. The machine city was "hacked" into the matrix through Neo, and they used his psychic link combined with Smith's code (which had a psychic link to all the other Smith's) to trip the matrix reboot and delete the Smiths'.

    Neo returned to the source physically in Revolutions rather than psychically as he could have in the Architect room in Reloaded. Because of this, I suppose he was able to save the lives of everyone in the Matrix. Why this distinction is important escapes me. This may be a simple Jesus/Faith-like story.

    Anyhow, a mechanical "giving up and submitting to the pain of life and accepting fate" == "ultimate goal achieved" makes sense storywise. But there is a deeper philosophical reasoning behind this plot point that disagrees with me. How can making choices like this be a Good thing spiritually? What is the point of this?

    It's questions like this that make me disappointed with the Matrix movies until I gain understanding. Like when Morphius held the red/blue pills and did his slavery and Alice in Wonderland schpiels. My immediate thought was "oh god, this movie is soo stupid." Two scenes later when Neo wakes up, all I could think was "Oh GOD, this movie is soo great!"

    Oh yeah, and I don't think Neo died at the end. He was still "aware" of that robot death barge that carried him away from the precipice at the end. It appeared like a winged angel to him, but he was alive to 'see' it. So, I don't think Neo died, in fact I bet he continues to live with the machines and will be allowed to return in later Matrix movies.

  206. I'm your father Luke by Daetrin · · Score: 1
    Please tell me that i'm not the only one to notice the similarities with the scene where Neo finally figures out who the Smith-possessed person is? My friends and i couldn't help but sniggering at the dialogue, which was really close to...

    Smith: Search your feelings
    Neo:*look of horror* No, it can't be...
    Smith: You know it's true!
    Neo: That's impossible!

    Fight then proceeds, and Neo is horribly maimed. And if one wanted to really stretch the analogy, he has his disfigurement replaced with a "prosthetic" that brings him even closer to being what his nemesis is.

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  207. Talk the talk by Daetrin · · Score: 1
    Oh, and those 'Mechs were the stupidest thing I've ever seen. You've got all this metal and armor...but none of it is protecting the freaking pilot. Also, if the Mechs are only going to be on flat ground....why use legged machines? Isn't that just another easy point of failure? How about treads instead.

    Yeah, i notived the distinct lack of armor on the AMPs(?) as well. However a more pressing point...

    Let's pretend an idiot designed the armored suits. Or perhaps a sadistically efficient one (if you make the human pilot easy to kill, maybe the sentinels will just kill the pilot without damaging the suit so another pilot can quickly drag the corpse out and get it running again?) who the hell decided on the placement of those things?

    Up until this point they've been spewing a lot of defense lingo that sounds halfway reasonable, and then they place most of the armored suits in the middle of the freakin catwalks. (Well okay, they're really big catwalks, but still)

    I couldn't help but wonder before the battle started why they weren't all along the edges of the cavern in fortified positions? And sure enough, once the fighting started, we saw more than one suit get taken out when a sentinel nailed it from behind while they were focusing on the other side.

    Even if they couldn't have rigged any kind of cover at least placing them along the outside rim of the cavern would have prevented all those losses from rear attacks.

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  208. Neo became _the_ tool - Oracle the manipulator by relativePositioning · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Neo was told by the Architect that his role was to fully express the instability in the matrix and at the architect's cue, to enter the door and share his code with the source. Both losing Trinity and his defiant self, but saving humanity.
    Neo would have none of this

    So in the end, he joined directly with the source, lost Trinity and himself, and saved humanity.

    It turns out that the Architect and the Oracle are much more similar than at first glance. The architect is an old-school architect that plans everything out before-hand and forces everyone into this "perfection". The Architect generally hates choice as it is too complex to adequately design for during the design phase.
    Humans generally hate being forced and like to think that they have free choice. Some people hate being forced so much that they can't stand being forced into something nice and generally pleasant for them. These people are the remainder of the equation that the Architect can't abide. With the architect alone, the matrix consistently failed because of these people that couldn't stand to be forced. It is the Oracle control mechanism that works for this last remainder.
    Neo did exactly what he was supposed to, but only because he was manipulated by the Oracle into thinking that it was his decision. The Oracle pulls, the Architect pushes.
    It is the Oracle that is guiding the changes in Neo from one version of Neo to the next. She influenced Trinity's feelings for him and she influenced his development. She was designed to create a workable Matrix (because the Architect couldn't do it on his own), but she is also fighting for power against the Architect. At the end of the third movie, she holds a great deal more power than ever before. She has changed the fate of Zion and the way in which the one passes his hidden bits to the source (much to the displeasure of the Source having to physically make an agreement with the human).

    Further, I think the Matrix proves deeper than what we are shown and I think that Smith's monologue to a drugged Morpheus in part 1 reveals it. He talks of how the first Matrix was a utopia that was a failure because humans define their existance through misery. He says that this human problem lead to the present Matrix. The present Matrix is not particularly miserable, perhaps unpleasant in areas, however, Zion and the real world are a very unpleasant reality (destroyed world, perpetual hiding, constant fear of attack and death). I also assert that the Matrix and Zion/real world are actually inside another Matrix. For the people that don't like being told what to do even if it is pleasant. For these people, the machines have created a truly deplorable place, but one of their own choosing.
    The humans that can't take the Architect's grand lovely Matrix have their very own hell-hole of "truth" and "reality".
    Many of the programs are aware of this and look down on the sheep and the masochists.
    The strongest evidence for this higher level Matrix however, is the Oracle's power. She can "see" the future. This of course is drivel, that is, unless there was a higher level of abstraction above the Matrix that was shaping and guiding the Matrix beneath it. The Oracle has access to this higher-level Matrix and that is how she can predict what is going to happen.
    Because she is a comparative God that lives within the Matrix, she is far more powerful than what she appears and that is why her powers are of such a lustful nature to the Frenchman. She does after all, have her own angel.
    Whatever lies above the Matrix is unknown. This higher-level Matrix explains away the whole "human battery" thing, but not the stupidity in which the "real humans" accept it.

    For me, Revolutions was as much of a teaser for the next movie as anything. The revolution brought us back to almost the same place (except that Zion doesn't need to be rebuilt, but rather continues). The one has fullfilled his designed role (in a slightly different way than normal) and the cycle is set to repeat. Along with the Oracle, I expect to see Neo again some day.

    relativePositioning

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    1. Re:Neo became _the_ tool - Oracle the manipulator by Snaller · · Score: 1

      bookmark :)

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  209. This is about as mind-bending as a Turing machine by eclectro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Interesting comment. Essentially you are saying that even though Neo went through the door that the Architect didn't want him to go through, the end result was the same. However, this is not the case as there is peace between humans and machines, where in previous versions of the matrix the machines end up destroying Zion. I think what you mean to say is there is "balance". But you can use this idea to explore the theme more deeply.

    Drawing a conclusion from this line of thought, the Architect would have preferred if Neo went through the door that he wanted him (Neo) to go through because the desired outcome would have been achieved through predictable (i.e. safe from the machine's point of view (The machines are deterministic also and exist in a deterministic reality) rather than the unpredictable unknown outcome that Neo chose by going through the door that he wanted to go through. Neo went through the door he did because of his love for Trinity, and love (at least from the movie's perspective) is filled with unpredictability and unknowns.

    The big threat to the machines is the Agent Smith program invading their own (the machine's) systems. This is another unknown that the Architect must be aware of but does not discuss with Neo. This is why the matrix would need to be either reloaded or destroyed. It is interesting -- nowhere in the Architect's speech does he say that the machines will destroy the matrix as Neo refers to a couple of times - (and hence kills their human batteries power source), but instead refers to a system crash that kills the humans. I will post the discussion Neo had with the Architect at the end of this comment.

    Perhaps this is why the machines have to kill all of the humans in Zion (rather than keep around a few to regrow new batteries with) -- because the Agent Smith program is capable of invading human brains now, a la Bane. Remember - in previous versions of the matrix they successfully destroyed Zion five times before, but they still have their human battery farms each time. And the Architect tells Neo that if he goes through the door, he wants him to to choose a few humans to rebuild Zion with. A necessary but predictable evil that the machines know how to deal with. However, they do not know how to handle an Agent Smith program that wants to claim the matrix as his own. This is useless for the machines because the reality that Agent Smith wants to create (all humans in his own image/reality) is just as incompatible with humans as the perfect matrix was.

    Remember when Agent Smith meets with the Oracle, he says "hello mother". Remember, the Architect refers to the "Oracle" in passing as the "mother" of the matrix. The Oracle is the mother of "choice."

    Hence, Agent Smith represents "choice", more specifically "choice gone wrong", or from the perspective of the machines "control gone wrong". Agent Smith is all about control. Neo, on the other hand represents "ability to choose". Agent Smith wants to defeat "ability" to choose. However, Neo sees this at the end, and realizes that by "choosing" to loose and let Agent Smith kill him (if that's what he does), he actually wins the battle because the battle is about choice, and not strength. Agent Smith "chose" to win. He didn't have to, but the arrogance of ultimate control (power) seduced him in making the decision to. Thus achieving control over choice, or put another way, having ultimate control is having ultimate choice, while Neo, by giving up choice (to win) obtained ultimate control.

    You could say that Agent Smith was "blinded" by his "arrogance", while Neo was blind could "see".

    It's interesting that when Blade Runner first came out, everybody dissed it as mediocre, but time has proven the critics wrong. I suspect the same thing might happen here.

    And the Hollywood ending everybody is whining about not having? -- it's hidden.

    As I was thinking this through as I was posting, all my dominoes may not be lined up perfectly -- I will let other posters clean it up for me.

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  210. Correction by Krapangor · · Score: 1
    -the "Merovingians" were a line of kings in Southern France before the Middle Ages who believed themselves to be direct descendants of Jesus Christ. the Catholic Church wiped them out along with the Cathars, Gnostics and the Templars.

    Bullshit. The Merovingians where the first line of kings around 700-850 (?) a.C. in the Franconian kingdom. They never believed themselves to be descendeants of Jesus: this is just an old conspiracy theory. And they where thrown down by their counsellors because they were failing as they duty as kings: they weren't able to fight the Arab attacks on the Franconian kingdom they counsellor, Karl Martell, hab to do this in 832. When it came apparent they they couldn't reign the the Franconian kingdom decently, they're counsellors asked the pope to make on of the Pippin, grandson of Karl Martell, king, which indeed he did. This wasn't about religion, this was about power and the benfit of the country. The last Merovingian king was put in a monastry for the rest of his life. The new kings were the famous line of Karolingians which layed to foundations of France and Germany.

    Please don't post rubbish here at slashdot about things you don't know. I don't post here anecdotes about US civil wars, too.

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    1. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mensa member, beware of the inflated sense of self-importance.

  211. Will eradicate a longstanding box-office record by pacc · · Score: 1

    of the longest running movie that couldn't find even a bastardized review citation to put in it's adverts...

  212. They were dead anyway. by Population · · Score: 1

    They couldn't defeat the squids on the dock. They were losing it.

    So they were setting up to do a last stand in the temple. Which would have, eventually, fallen. Even if the squids had to get another digger.

    So, you either use the EMP to knock out the squids or you die in the temple.

  213. While on Tasty Wheat... by cygnusx · · Score: 1

    ... check out The Miller's Tale in the Matrix Comics.

  214. If you didn't like the movie you probably missed: by Scot+W.+Stevenson · · Score: 1
    (Obviously: Spoilers)

    I have had some people say they thought the film was not good, and in each case, they had missed three important things:

    1. What "Merv" said about the Oracle's eyes
    2. The changes in Smith's eye color during the film
    3. Who was left on the ground after the Smiths exploded (like, when did Neo grow breasts).

    If you have people who don't like the film, ask them about "eye color" (or "colour", depending). Chances are, they'll just stare at you.

  215. Are you all kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you kidding me? It was terrible! Why??

  216. If I remember my "Reloaded" correctly by Scot+W.+Stevenson · · Score: 1

    Neo was supposed to go collect a bunch of people to start the next Zion. Can't do that if they are all dead.

  217. *** SPOILER *** by lsoth · · Score: 1

    I think I have figured out more of the Matrix. Everyone is saying the The Architects' role is to balance the equation and the Oracles' role is to unbalance it. After thinking about this for a minute I believe that is not quite the case.

    The Matrix system is still run by computers and everything needs to have an "end". The equation has to balance out eventually. I think a more accurate description of both of these roles would be: The Architect is trying to make the most efficient and simple formula possible (we all can relate to that). The Oracle however is supposed to make the formula more complex, and larger than required.

    Now you might be asking why? The answer is choice :) With a simple easy to follow to formula, everyone can see the answer and understand the equation. A complex formula is one that for most people isn't easy to understand by looking at (you need to solve it). In the Matrix this effectively takes away the perception of not having any choice. You have to walk the path to know the path.

    "You can't see past the answers you don't understand"

    The Architect was never worried which door Neo would choose. Neo nailed it, but never understand just how right he really was. The problem is choice. That's the only reason both doors are there. It didn't matter if Neo took the easy short route or the long hard route. Both paths provided the same answer :)

    The Merovigain (sp?) was the key to explaining everything, I understand his role better now. Choice is an illusion created by those with power (the machines) and those without (humans).

    The peace at the end of the movie was another farce (brilliant!). They have once again (like the 5 times before) given the humans, outside the Matrix, the perception of choice yet again. The machines still control the earth and likely always will. They aren't worried about a few rogue humans leaving the Matrix, the machines know that in the end the humans can't go anywhere and they will always be controllable at some level. Continuing to allow the humans a perception of choice will ensure this.

    The part that does leave a sour taste though is the simple fact humans do not make viable battery sources. I still don't understand where the remainder of the power was coming from.

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  218. Proof of Success by PrintError · · Score: 1

    I think this thread of comments is hard proof that the Matrix series was a success. Some here hated it, some here loved it. Doesn't matter. Almost all of us saw it, and we're spending countless hours reading explainations, writing our own, and posting comments like this.

    The makers of the Matrix set out to make people think, and we're looking at proof of their success.

    In the beginning, there was nothing... which exploded. - Terry Prachett

    1. Re:Proof of Success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know, this comment is somewhat insightful. probably didn't modded up just b/c there are so many other comments to moderate. though i will have to say that success on slashdot does not equate into success in general.

  219. Best of all: No Ewoks! by KH2002 · · Score: 1
    I was fearing that the 3rd film would have a final scene set in a tree-top settlement deep in the forest -- with a merry reunion of the surviving characters and their spectral compatriots who went before.

  220. Re:Thanks for the spoiler (n/t) *SPOILERS* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok... I'm going to tell you some NOT *SPOILERS(DON'T READ, REALLY)*

    Neo and Trinity don't survive.
    Neo doesn't fail to save Zion
    The Matrix doesn't NOT reboot
    Smith doesn't NOT take over Neo

    How's that? I only told you things that wouldn't happen, right?

  221. So by ErixTr · · Score: 1

    What is Matrix?

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  222. I predicted the sequels would suck... by The+Herbaliser · · Score: 1

    ...do I get a prize?

  223. confuuuused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heres the bit where i get stuck...

    If you take a look again at the first movie, Smith says to Morpheus the first matrix was a disaster and that entire crops were lost, suggesting an inbalance on the positive side of the matrix.

    Then Smith mentions about humans defining their existence through pain and suffering, therefore making the matrix into a negative existence, which also puts the matrix in a position where its own existence is threatened.

    Now, as mentioned earlier in a thread on here.. 1 -1 = 0, so therefore a balance is reached at the end cancelling each other out, so if thats the case, why does the oracle believe at the end of revolutions that they will see Neo again?

  224. Re: a little knowledge by nembot · · Score: 1

    >>Sati's name gave away the entire ending. I don't think there was anything more to her than that.

    It not Sati, its Sathi: a common name in the indian subcontinent (hindu or otherwise). Sathi means companion. The practice you mentioned may be spelled "Sati" in English, but its wouldnt be pronounced like that by an indian.

    keep your leaps of ignorance to yourself!

  225. Re:Some "fun" observations. not so "fun" by cloudless.net · · Score: 1
    "-When neo is talking to the oracle, she puts on a bracelet, the camera switches to neo, then back to the oracle and she starts putting on the bracelet again."

    Deja Vu, you saw the glitch in the Matrix!

  226. CowbodyNeal who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can anybody be so stupid as to put a spoiler in headline of an article. There is no way anybody could be that dumb. I don't believe it, it's ...
    (What? It was posted by who? CowbodyNeal? Oh, ok. I forgot to put up my CowboyNeal is a moron filter, nevermind).

    If there is one person that can't think outside his personal world view, it is CowboyNeal.

  227. Dear CN by mirko · · Score: 1

    Some folks who've never seen the Twilight Zone or even the Simpsons' Treehouse of Horrors thought that was a spoiler. If you're one of those people, I'm very sorry.
    I have never seen these "movies" (?) but, given the way you introduce my fellow folks, I somehow doubt you mentioned us respectfully.
    Now, lemme tell you.
    I considered the only decent way the Matrix could have ended would have implied some Metamatrix.
    Now, by simply riting what you wrote, I consider you did not spoil that movie's suspense, but you just confirmed me that my money will never get in the WachoBros pockets.
    So, I guess they'd better sue people such as you and your wannabe journalism for their increased lack of audience.
    Mode me down please : validate my point.

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  228. Re:Source of a number of complaints...(minor spoil by Scrameustache · · Score: 1
    They didn't have specific complaints about the storytelling, dialogue (which itself is fodder for snide commentary), action or anything but how the story played out. [...] I'm not saying that everyone who hated the movie is like that -- some of them have valid complaints
    • Neo has a mysterious power over the sentinels, no explanation.
    • Neo has a mysterious power to see "yellow code" outside of the Matrix. No explanation.
    • The machines are just about to destroy Zion, they turn back. No explanation.
    • The people in war mechas are totally exposed and don't even bother to wear a helmet. No explanation.
    • They changed the actress who played the Oracle: Explained over and over again for about 5 minutes.

    Yeah, some of us do.
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  229. Hollywood indictment by Mybrid · · Score: 1

    My opinion, which is wrong, but still my opinion anyway is that the Matrix is a hollywood indictment. Perhaps it is a minor indictment of Megasoft as well. It is a combination of Total Recall meets Hotel California. In the title track to the album Hotel California Don Henley quips, "we are programmed to recieve, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave." You can never leave the Matrix. Thus you will never see the real world, ever. When Morpheous quips, "what is real" he is asking on behalf of the W brothers, "what is not-real, what is entertainment"? After all, isn't all future entertainment going to be a computer generated dream world? Think about what Cipher said, "I know what you are asking yourself, why didn't I just take the blue pill?" In fact, looking at reality from Cipher's point of view "living" is more real and more attractive inside the Matrix. I certainly wouldn't want to live on that ship eating gruel. AT this point the W brothers are making their statement point blank, Hollywood will eventually be able to offer you a better "reality" then your boring, gruel riddled life can every hope for. At that point entertainment becomes control, a drug addiction and so most people won't be able to be unplugged, ever. What if you could plug in to entertainment 24 hours/day? What kind of movie would it be? Would it be utopia? As Agent Smith quips, "the program wouldn't take." The Matrix then, like all good science fiction, looks into the future and comes to a conclusion: beware being seduced by technology lest we lose our grip on what is "real" and what is "entertainment" and in the process lose our sense of self and end like Agent Smith who states, "purpose, there is no purpose, the only purpose is to end." Finally, I also get the moment of Magritte who's painting of a pipe includes the phrase, " this is not a pipe."

  230. Goliath by Neil Gaiman by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    But the idea that the humans were generating electricity is proposterous. I have said it since the begining of the Matrix series...

    Me too. Fortunatly, there was a better explanation provided right from the start.

    This story By Neil Gaiman, wich was allways available on the matrix website and is on the Matrix DVD, offers a much sensible solution.
    AND it is provided by an Agent of the Matrix, who actually knows what he's talking about, and not by Morpheus, who specifically states that the people of Zion don't know why the machines keep us in the Matrix, they just guessed.

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  231. But Ockham's Razor tries to avoid multiplication.. by Behrooz · · Score: 1

    Well... technically, Ockham's Razor is the principle proposed by William of Ockham in the fourteenth century: "Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate."

    The generally accepted English translation of that states that "Entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily."

    And without multiplication, math becomes crippled, man! So like, maybe a universe that can be quantified in mathematics isn't more plausible than "an infinitely complex and powerful beeing, that can't be predicted, or expressed in math"!

    MY GOD MAN, OCKHAM'S RAZOR JUST PROVED THE EXISTENCE OF GOD!

    Of course, this sudden display of logic is someone's cue to bring up the Hitchhiker's Guide proof of the nonexistence of God, but... never mind.

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  232. Matrix Literally made me sick by ben_degonzague · · Score: 1

    I saw it earlier this afternoon and it gave me a headache and I feel like thorwing up still. Haven't had anything to eat since then. Aside that, pretty good movie.

  233. Non-End Relief by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded.

    As was the theory that "Neo" wakes up after a Wyld Stallyns concert.

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  234. Possible problem or hint by gregorymc · · Score: 1

    When Neo was in the train station in the Matrix, he was lying on a bed in the medical room, not jacked in. When Neo was saved by Trinity and came back to the real world, they were pulling a jack out of his head. Did they move Neo from the medical bed to a jack station (poor wording I know) while he was still in the Matrix? If not, what happened? If so, why would they move him?

  235. Studied biophysics much? by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    "The whole plot about the purpose of having humans in pods "generating" electricity for the machines was never explained.. The laws of thermodynamics do not allow for this, and that is why the movie seems to not be closed completely for me..."

    Cars run on gasoline. Gasoline is a distillate of oil, which comes from fermented organic matter. It powers our cars on the same principle as the Matrix, essentially. You have lots of human bodies. With the body paralyzed, all muscle spasm electricity goes to the Matrix. With the body paralyzed, all excess heat generation can be skimmed off via peltier devices, which generate electricity. If you have enough humans, this isn't an issue at all. It's just like any other energy pyramid.

    Yes, you do need lots of humans. Billions to support the machines. However, given what I've seen of the scope of the Matrix in the movies and side stories, I believe this to be entirely possible. Although I'd expect that, at some point, the machines would design and launch solar energy collecting satalites which could send microwave beams to Earth. Perhaps the humans' sky darkening technology blocks this, though.

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  236. Matrix sequels: Renegade Version by chaosphaere · · Score: 1

    Do you guys remember Highlander 2: the Renegade Version? I'm proposing Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions: the Renegade Version. All it would take is: A few fans with the DVDs, the right software, and plenty of time on their hands.

  237. I still think it's Matrices all the way down. by chaosphaere · · Score: 1

    I still think it's a Matrix within a Matrix, but not the way most people probably think. I thought that the point they were making was that Neo touched a *greater* Matrix which contained both the machine world and the humans, perhaps all existence, and that the point of the films has been that we exist within that Matrix. This Matrix wasn't a VR. The VR prison for folks' minds, was just a metaphor for the greater Matrix.

  238. Some silly stuff not. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    "i can look past some silly stuff. for example: ...
    - sentinels weren't able to be shot at in previous movies; only emps worked
    "

    EMPs were the only weapons that'd kill a sentinel and any backup sentinels in a large enough range that they wouldn't be able to turn tail and go get backup.

    "- for that matter, sentinels never relayed back to other computers when they found a ship"

    And I quote, "let's bring the Logos up to broadcast depth so we can enter the Matrix." Radio works, but when you're a few km under ground in tubes of metal, it doesn't work so well. By EMP blasting them before they could leave, the Sentinels couldn't do it. In the most recent movie, there was a complete tunnel all the way down from the surface, plus millions of Sentinels who were all relaying information back and forth with their point-to-point radios.

    Think a little harder on what you think of as issues, and you'll see there's a deeper explanation.

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  239. Hmm. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    I am connected to the Internet via 'my computer'. Isn't 'my computer' then a higher level Internet?

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  240. I've seen a lot of people asking this question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...so here's the answer in my mind.

    Everyone wants to know how Neo defeated Smith by allowing himself to be absorbed. It's simple. The Matrix is so uber complex and houses so much raw data it was impossible for the master computer Neo interfaced with to isolate and destroy all the Smith code bit by bit. When Smith absorbed Neo, the machines were able to use the corrupted Neo to isolate and eliminate all the Smith code from the Matrix just like you would with "Find and Replace" in your favorite Word Processor. Think of it as the ultimate anti virus software.

    I don't personally know of any techs out there who'd sacrifice themselves to save their network...maybe they'll all be inspired by Neo's bravery!!

    Seriously, I'm tired of all the bashing this series has received...it's a wonderful story and a very creative telling of what (in my opinion) is the second coming of Christ...accept this time the savior dies for the sins of both man and machine.

    Honestly, the most exciting aspect of the films are not the films themselves, but the ideas generated after watching them. Will there be a new world religion shared by man and machine? Will there be other wars fought over personal beliefs and convictions centered around "The One?" Will there be a new "Bible?" Or...will the concept that upon the second coming of Christ those who are worthy will ascend be translated as: Man can no longer exist full scale in the real world because it is uninhabitable therefore the machines will create a world man can live in and make into anything they wish...i.e. "Heaven?"

    All neat ideas...all spawned from this movie...which is what a good movie should be able to do...inspire its fans to think.

  241. Right on. by sbeitzel · · Score: 1
    The main reason I didn't like it was because the narrative was so scattershot.

    And then some. But then, you're gonna get scattershot narrative when your movie consists entirely of scenes and dialoge ripped off from other movies. I loved the scene they ripped off from the first Matrix -- that was postmodern wankage of excellence.

    Here are some more things that were dumb:
    • The kid lived. How utterly bogus. The kid should've gotten it in the neck from a squid, and then gurgled out "Neo..." as he fired the shot to open the door and died.
    • People believed this shmuck of a kid who came running in from the battle yelling, "The war is over!" Who the fuck was this guy? Machines busting in on Zion and the populace believes the war's over on the say-so of some nobody? They don't even wait for confirmation!
    • In the future, humans can make amazingly high-tech gear (like the ships) and they can make fibers for cloth, but nobody can knit worth a damn.
    • The distinguishing mark of rank in the future army of humanity is the color of your ratty-ass piece of shit sweater.
    • The machine city looks really cool -- if you're H.R. Giger. What the fuck? Why do all the machines have tentacles and claws and look like a cross between Cthulhu and a facehugger? Neo shows up at the machine city (why the hell do machines need a city?) and there are flying machines all over the place -- but there are walkways for people. WTF? And there's this spiky thing with a swarm of bees for a face. Wow, that looks cool, but why the hell would machines ever build something like that? And what was all the lightning all over that thing? The machines made no sense!
    • And okay, so back in The Matrix we found out that most of the people in the matrix were humans that were providing power to the machines. Never mind that babies need to be touched and loved (or else they die -- feed a baby and keep it clean, and it'll still die if you don't touch it) and that the whole farm idea is dumb pseudoscience (why would they need humans if they've got fusion? oh, never mind), but now Neo and Smith have just whacked everybody in the matrix. So, the Architect says that those who want out can stay out, and the ones who're happier in the matrix will keep on being in there...what about all the people that died? We're supposed to be happy with this? And the baby farms -- those are going to keep on keeping on, right? So we're supposed to be happy about that?
    • Oh yeah, and when Trinity gets it, that whole "kiss me one last time so you can feel what it's like to kiss a dead person" scene -- that's ripped off practically word-for-word from a Farscape episode...dude, how embarrassing is it that every episode of Farscape, a television show, was better-written and better-acted than any of the Matrix movies?
    • The whole battle sequence was stupid. So, the squids break in and come in in dribs and drabs, and then just swarm around and around and around, letting the Aliens freight handlers that wanna be BattleMechs shoot at them...and then when we've seen that effect a lot, a whole bunch more squids come in and just swarm all over the 'mechs and kill all the guys. Why didn't that happen in the first place? We've already established that the machines aren't stupid and they have a pretty good grasp of history.
    • Oh yeah, that's why: because the Brothers Wankovsky wanted to rip off every cheesy, trite, overblown war movie moment ever spewed out of Hollywood.
    • That's probably the same reason that the squids don't use their lasers in the attack -- it'd be too short.
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  242. Editorial Sniping??? by dcs · · Score: 1

    "Some folks who've never seen the Twilight Zone or even the Simpsons' Treehouse of Horrors thought that was a spoiler. If you're one of those people, I'm very sorry."

    Well, I have seen both, and, for that matter, I have seen Revolutions too, and that STILL was a spoiler, and it WOULD have upset me if I hadn't seen Revolutions.

    Now, I'm happy that CN has apologized, but does his ego really require him to snipe at the people who were rightfully upset at his needless spoiler?

    Shame on you, CowboyNeal!

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  243. Re:Everything WAS explained (Spoilers, of course) by BobRooney · · Score: 1

    The Smith/Neo battle continued for a long time, but the length of the fight had nothing to do with Neo. It had everything to do with Smith. It seems Neo knew he couldn't win, but he also knew he couldn't lose. It was Smith that needed to reach "enlightenment" and realize that the battle would not end until something changed: until he merged with the other half of the One.

    "So LoneStar, you see evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb"

  244. What about Bane? by Population · · Score: 1

    Bane was possessed by Smith and took out most of their ships. They didn't have enough ships to carry all the people and those ships didn't seem to have the fire power of those mechs so the only reason would be to stop the ships from using their EMP against the squids.

    The whole battle sequence was badly written. They must have known that their guns would not stop the squids. If you can't stop them with those weapons, your only options are to run, use different weapons or die.

    Locke was setting up to have a last stand in the temple. They were getting ready to die. What kind of plan is that?

    What about Zion's mainframe? Wasn't that what Smith wanted into in the first movie? But Zion doesn't seem to have any computerized defenses. Sure, the computer opens the doors and such, but why would Smith be so intent on getting access to Zion's mainframe in the first movie if Zion could be wiped out with squids and that seemed to have been the plan all along. At least that was the plan that The Architect told Neo in the second movie.

    1. Re:What about Bane? by JasonAsbahr · · Score: 1

      Good point. The 2nd and 3rd movie appear to be complete departures from the first. They should start over. ; )

  245. What is the purpose of the frenchman? by Nurgled · · Score: 1

    I got that The Merovingian represented Satan, but what exactly was the point of him? In particular, all this trainman stuff at the start of Revolutions seem to have no bearing on the rest of the story whatsoever.

    It almost feels like The Merovingian could have been left out completely without affecting the overall storyline, but it would require a few adjustments to Reloaded to do so.

    My thinking right now is that he was really just there to break things up a little.

  246. A Revised Death Scene [spoiler!] by Nurgled · · Score: 1

    Trinity: I can't come with you Neo!
    Neo: Why?
    Trinity: I have several thick metal rods passing through my abdomen.
    Neo: Whoah! That sucks.
    Trinity: Good luck! [Trinity snuffs it]

    That death scene was so boring. It was the only scene in Revolutions which I got bored waiting for it to end. A similar sentiment was applied to the many-Agent-Smiths scene from Reloaded: sure, it was kinda cool at first, but it went on far too long.

  247. to the matrix loving idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Matrix movie series was created by the evil movie industry to seduce the feeble minds of a certain type of indivual, you know who you are, (pretty much anyone reading this). Not only did you choose to attend all three in the series, but felt it important to spend a decent amount of time trying to analyze them. My husband happened to leave this web page open on my computer, yes I am married to one of you. I was shocked at the length of some of the comments people posted about this subject, do any of you have a life!!!! I cannot believe any of you actually take yourselves seriously. I also couldn't believe that you actually feel the need to read other peoples comments in order to know how you should feel about the movie. My husband just discovered I am writing this and is explaining to me your rating system, he explained that this would be a minus one troll. I just view that as your need to feel justified in you abnormal dedication to a horrendous movie. The rating system just proves my point, that you all know your behavior is unwarranted, it's just a movie! Now hearing my husband explain this rating system, makes me think that maybe he is just a little too far gone for my taste. Well, I hope the evil movie industry puts out another Matrix movie for all of you, then atleast you'll have something to live for.

  248. Re: a little knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, it DOES relate, but not in the way you assume:

    Brief Myth: Sati (or Parvati) was the beloved wife of Shiva (The creator/destroyer god whose name has been referenced about a gazillion times in gamergeek culture). Sati is supposed to be the ideal wife, or something like that.

    Sati's father hated Shiva, and conducted a big important ceremony without the couple. Shiva and Sati showed up, and Sati threw herself into the fire to desecrate the Vedic ceremony, and shame her father for dishonoring Shiva.

    The practice of self-immolation is named such because (1) Sati was supposed to be a perfect wife, and an oppressive patriarchy co-opted her name to lend a noble, heroic shine to the act of (forced) suicide, and (2) it usually involved leaping into a fire, something the mythical Sati did, so it's technically Satikari or something like that, and "Sathi" for short.

    BUT:
    What if the Oracle had Sathi as a backup plan? What if Sathi was the next Trinity, or the next Neo, or even the next Smith? What if Sati was being raised as someone's perfect wife?

    or

    What if the Oracle planned for Sati to be absorbed, just as she planned for herself and Neo to be absorbed, in order to pollute the Smiths?

    or

    What if Sati was just a cute little program, and the Oracle fell in love? Smith absorbed Sati, and Sati's name is just irrelevant, and she's a cute little girl, and the EEEVIL Smith gets to show he's EEEVIL by absorbing her, just 'cause he can.

    or

    What if Sati was an exposition device, to show that Smith absorb people in the Matrix, instead of just overwriting them? If he just erased her and downloaded himself into the "shell," then he wouldn't know that cookies need love.

    All of these interpretations could be true. It's all just speculation. And that sort of speculation adds to the deepness and the multiple levels of the film.

    OK. That was a lot of knowledge :)

  249. Re:Source of a number of complaints...(minor spoil by Kombat · · Score: 1

    Neo has a mysterious power over the sentinels, no explanation.

    He has a connection with the machines. Why is this so hard for people to understand? Right now, you are broadcasting brain waves, albeit very weakly. If I were to put electrodes around your head (without penetrating your skull), we could read your brain waves. You ARE broadcasting brain waves.

    Why is it so hard to believe that maybe the machines could read these waves, and even communicate in reverse, thus completing a loop similar to a Matrix connection?

    Neo has a mysterious power to see "yellow code" outside of the Matrix. No explanation.

    Same explanation as above - Neo is "in tune" with the machines and is reading and communicating with them, on a subconscious level. Bane(Smith), of course, is too, and that's why Neo can see him, but no Trinity.

    The machines are just about to destroy Zion, they turn back. No explanation.

    Uhm, did you even see the movie? They stopped because Neo brokered a truce. He agreed to stop Smith if the machines would leave the humans alone. Neo succeeded, so the machines left the humans alone. This one was obvious - how could you have missed this?

    The people in war mechas are totally exposed and don't even bother to wear a helmet. No explanation.

    Perhaps they realized what a trivial amount of extra protection helmets would have provided, and determined it wasn't worth the effort to make them.

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  250. FYI, it's spelt Magdalene (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No text here.

  251. It's been almost a week from the post... by zanderredux · · Score: 1
    But your post would make an awesome, enlightening ending for the Matrix.

    Try to expand it and make a book out of it! This is the way things should end (although it's more tech-oriented than the raw philosophy stuff the saw on M1), and let the audiences gain some perspective on how to handle life's inconsistencies.

    Great job! Awesome! Although it's too bad I won't see it on the screen :^(

  252. Re:Source of a number of complaints...(minor spoil by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    He has a connection with the machines. Why is this so hard for people to understand?

    Because it makes no sense.

    Right now, you are broadcasting brain waves

    No, I'm not.

    If I were to put electrodes around your head (without penetrating your skull), we could read your brain waves. You ARE broadcasting brain waves.

    You could detect electrical fluctuations on the skin wich correspond to "brain waves". They are not detectable without direct physical contact with the skin.

    Why is it so hard to believe that maybe the machines could read these waves, and even communicate in reverse, thus completing a loop similar to a Matrix connection?

    Ok, so they can't locate a ship full of humans and a charged EMP from 20 feet away (see first movie), but they CAN detect and send 2 way signals from a human brain many kilometers away, through miles of rock and steel...yeah...suuuuure...THAT makes sense to you? That's not sci-fi anymore, that's magic. The machines have magic powers, that's the explanation?

    They stopped because Neo brokered a truce. He agreed to stop Smith if the machines would leave the humans alone. Neo succeeded, so the machines left the humans alone. This one was obvious - how could you have missed this?

    So they had a deal. With a dead man. Once Neo did what they wanted, why are they honoring the deal? We are talking about machines that have laid waste to the world and have enslaved humanity. Who routinely kill off hundreds of thousands of people, who apparently NEED humans to serve as batteries or something, but they just decide to let them go and drop the war they were winning.

    Read some history, don't even have to back far, read about Hitler and HIS deals and pacts of non agression, look how the powerfull behave when they make deals with the weak.

    The machines turning back because they had a deal makes no more sense then having carebears show up and make them be full of love. It is irrational behaviour on their part: They were winning, all they had to do was to not turn around and give up.

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