Because there is someone sitting in a NASA back room (in area 51) with GIMP on a 386SX drawing those images. And you all thought they where for real, silly geeks...
Eh, wot's wrong with an Ultra 10 or dual-processor Ultra 60 as a desktop system? And why does he need a foreign nation to tell him what to do when the people in his back yard already know. Is this yet another case of the conslutant knows better (than inhouse staff)?
Me wish list:
- 1+ GHz UltraSPARC III (dual processor capable). - Cheap industry standard memory (no over-priced proprietary Sun shite). - Support for EIDE/ATA/whatever-the-fsck its called these days and U320 SCSI. - Onboard GigE, Firewire and Universal Silly Bus 2.whatever.
Starting price of $995.
Next product suggestion will cost you one million dollars.
What next? Sneakernet?? 80K hard sectored 5.25" floppies??? Two tin cans and a string???? And this college degree is supposed to show that you are educated and get you a job in the real world?
If are in the GTA and you want useful stuff, other than ancient junk and crap, check out http://www.factorydirect.ca/ or http://www.cwo.ca/. I picked up a 24-port 10/100 SMC switch for $159 CAD (about $2 US) awhile back, most recently I picked up some HP branded Orinoco Gold WiFi cards for $69 CAD (about $1 US) and a 100-pak of CD-Rs for $25 CAD.
Why the fsck does everyone thing XML is so fscking great? It's just a fscking text file with tagging. What, you expect everyone to use standard tags? Dream on.
Use brain. Think. XML is just another fscking file format.
Yes, wonderful. But you would probably drive better if you had that cell phone stuff up your ass - sideways. Humanity has survived for thousands of years without cell phones - now we can get along without them? Geeze, you have been suckered in by modern marketing. Around here, the local cell phone companies think their customers are either dogs (Fido) or monkeys (Telus).
According to http://www.freebsd.org/java/dists/13.html, only 2-3 weeks ago did 1.3 pass all of Sun's compatability tests. We're still waiting for a solid 1.4 release on FreeBSD because of the nonsense requiring X, or at least Xvfb, to be running to support Java graphics calls - what was Sun thinking? Right, Java was originally designed by a bunch of 20-something kids at Sun that never had any experience in the real world doing languages...
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Because there is someone sitting in a NASA back room (in area 51) with GIMP on a 386SX drawing those images. And you all thought they where for real, silly geeks...
PS. slashcode is a lame lump of shite - without this PS, it wouldn't let me post...! :-p
You must be a marketing tit. Please go away.
Regards,
YaG
Me wish list:
- 1+ GHz UltraSPARC III (dual processor capable).
- Cheap industry standard memory (no over-priced proprietary Sun shite).
- Support for EIDE/ATA/whatever-the-fsck its called these days and U320 SCSI.
- Onboard GigE, Firewire and Universal Silly Bus 2.whatever.
Starting price of $995.
Next product suggestion will cost you one million dollars.
Please, anything but bash - that Linux lump of shite...
What next? Sneakernet?? 80K hard sectored 5.25" floppies??? Two tin cans and a string???? And this college degree is supposed to show that you are educated and get you a job in the real world?
More line GNUT...
...vibrating butt plug...
Did frogdesign design S.Yobs buttplug for him?
If are in the GTA and you want useful stuff, other than ancient junk and crap, check out http://www.factorydirect.ca/ or http://www.cwo.ca/. I picked up a 24-port 10/100 SMC switch for $159 CAD (about $2 US) awhile back, most recently I picked up some HP branded Orinoco Gold WiFi cards for $69 CAD (about $1 US) and a 100-pak of CD-Rs for $25 CAD.
...and that is why so much software out there is crap!
Use brain. Think. XML is just another fscking file format.
*BSD solutions only please. I do NOT want a Linux solution thank you very much.
Fuel cells. Just pee in the catheter once in awhile to keep it running...
With that attitude, we would have never of left the cave...
There is also diff and cp...
Yes, wonderful. But you would probably drive better if you had that cell phone stuff up your ass - sideways. Humanity has survived for thousands of years without cell phones - now we can get along without them? Geeze, you have been suckered in by modern marketing. Around here, the local cell phone companies think their customers are either dogs (Fido) or monkeys (Telus).
According to http://www.freebsd.org/java/dists/13.html, only 2-3 weeks ago did 1.3 pass all of Sun's compatability tests. We're still waiting for a solid 1.4 release on FreeBSD because of the nonsense requiring X, or at least Xvfb, to be running to support Java graphics calls - what was Sun thinking? Right, Java was originally designed by a bunch of 20-something kids at Sun that never had any experience in the real world doing languages...
zonk - sets the time stamp on Windblowsux files to 00:00, todays date.
Stop the presses!!! slashdot.org grubbing for money!! Leenooks geeks miffed! Story at 10.11.0.42
What's your e-mail addresses? We could fix that for you...
More like a case of "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
Zoomable Porn!!!
That's so easy: Bigger, Fatter, Slower, Bloated, More Useless Excrement (aka software from Microsoft).
"bEnDoVeRtAkEiTlIkEaMaN!"