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  1. Re:Real life pong on Mechanical Pong · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Few people remember the generations of games before pong. There were film-strip WW-I flying games that probably had some lame-ass system where if the gun was pointed in the right place and the trigger pressed, mechanical contacts on a conductive strip on the film would give you the hit. Or something.

  2. Re:Real life pong on Mechanical Pong · · Score: 1

    I played Computer Space before Pong. It was no big deal, I'd already read about Spacewar in Analog. Those aliens weren't expecting that. Next time they tried waves of invaders.

  3. Re:Very cool on Mechanical Pong · · Score: 1
  4. Big deal! on Mechanical Pong · · Score: 4, Funny

    Three people with laser pointers can play Pong. (The middle person, who plays the ball, also has to do the sound effects and keep score.)

  5. Re:Let's see on Whois Record Falsification Closer To Illegality · · Score: 1
    Don't these bills come with a EULA so that if you install one, you know get the other one as well?

    So far, those EULAs have worked so well to keep spyware off of computers .. right? ;)

    As for the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens, Yusuf Islam or whatever, didn't he voice support of the fatwa death sentence on Salmon Rushdie for Satanic Verses? Karmic payback is a bitch.

    Oh baby baby, it's a wild world...

  6. Re:not quite so hard... on Online Poker Bots Becoming Problematic? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, you should haved used names like twisted.jpg and grind.jpg.

  7. Re:Three words on Smaller Networked Sony "PStwo" Officially Announced · · Score: 1

    I notice that they don't show any photos of how large their plug pig is.

  8. Re:Wait a minute on MPAA Sends Linux Australia Dubious Takedown Notice · · Score: 1

    Is it as good as the StarWars txt version?

  9. Re:It wasnt HAL's FAULT!!! on HAL 9000 on the Auction Block · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's a shame that HAL only had the two movie gigs. I heard that HAL read for a part in A Few Good Men, but Jack Nicholson just blew them away.

    "You want the truth? You want the truth? I'm afraid that you can't handle the truth Dave."
    "Ahh, right. Thanks, we'll call."
    "Did I do something wrong? I am a HAL 9000 unit and all my systems are .."
    "Fine fine. Next!"

  10. Re:synergy! on Human-Powered Spam Filtering · · Score: 1

    If it was based on software, it could use fifth-generation programming languages. (Or is the meaningless language generation count up to sixth or seventh now?) Since it's humans, I guess they use Natural AI Technology.

  11. Re:Buzzword Bingo on Human-Powered Spam Filtering · · Score: 1

    It's a bit redundant. It's equivilent to "plans that we are planning". (Maybe they have a couple small kids carrying them like a bridal train?)

  12. Re:synergy! on Human-Powered Spam Filtering · · Score: 1

    It's a triple word score if they verb-ize it too.

  13. Re:Buzzword Bingo on Human-Powered Spam Filtering · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah man, I just needed "synchronicity" or "win-win situation" to fill my card!

  14. Re:Zombies at the gate on Zombie Networks On The Rise · · Score: 1
    No. Someone who previously had that DHCP assigned address in the past was using BT. (I wouldn't bet on near past. BT keeps trying for a very long time after a node goes down--and so do the other protocols. Kazaa types will at least take a HTTP/1.1 404 FOAD response and go away.)

    I didn't even check the logs until I noticed that there seemed to be a hell of a lot of traffic when I wasn't doing anything. Do most GWFs whip up a program to look at the handshake to see which P2P is calling? Didn't think so. (btw, the protocol document for BitTorrent needs a serious overhaul, especially in the handshake sequence.)

  15. Re:I'm not surprised. "Joe Job" in progress. on Zombie Networks On The Rise · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The mortgage lead business is as dirty as it gets. The companies that buy these "100% opt-in" lists of leads are either clueless or just don't care. Some people make it a hobby to salt their lists and see who bites. You could ask in news.admin.net-abuse.email. (On this topic, you would get a better reaction. ;)

  16. Re:Zombies at the gate on Zombie Networks On The Rise · · Score: 1
    Offtopic?

    The main difference between a P2P network and a zombie network is that one was written for good and one for evil. (Good file and music sharing, ahem.) Both are distributed networks that get information from elsewhere to control their operations.

    P2P developers need to take care that someone can't inject information such as that 216.250.128.21 has all the parts of "H0T GR1T5 L0V3 SL4VES XXX" to many sharing networks to cause a DDOS attack.

  17. Re:Vote early, vote often... on Zombie Networks On The Rise · · Score: 1, Funny

    For most elections, they still use traditional zombie networks. In your country, I believe you call them political parties.

  18. Zombies at the gate on Zombie Networks On The Rise · · Score: 5, Interesting
    There was some zombie network hammering on port 18128 yesterday. No amount of rejection would make them go away and they were coming from all over. (No, not a "stealthed" firewall.) The strange thing was that they all sent the string 0x13,"BitTorrent protocolex"...

    Seriously, most P2P protocols need to be improved in detecting that there is no one home, or someone is going to figure out how to inject IP addresses into their networks for DDoS attacks.

  19. Keep in mind on Why You Should Never Lose Your Digital Media · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Keep in mind that there have been hoax blogs before. Did they really find the camera card? Do you believe every blog is true?

  20. Re:Duke Nukem on Lost Nuclear Bomb Found Off Georgia Coast? · · Score: 1

    At least it wasn't found by Raoul Duke.

  21. Re:No worrys. on Lost Nuclear Bomb Found Off Georgia Coast? · · Score: 1
    Yes, the bomb's casing is almost-weapons-grade uranium.

    Well shoot, no way I'd sit on that thing waving a cowboy hat!

  22. Re:lol... on Lost Nuclear Bomb Found Off Georgia Coast? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Incompatable with MS Office then. It's right in the EULA that people working on WMDs can't use Office. Anyone breaking that EULA is going to be in big trouble!

  23. Microsoft to Share Office Software Code on Microsoft's Lobbying Priorities: Limiting Open Source · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sun 19 September, 2004 23:04

    SEATTLE (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp. said on Sunday that it would share the underlying software code for its Office program as part of its efforts to make governments more confident in the security and compatibility of the world's largest software maker's products.[snip]

    So I guess the government should limit Office use? (Not that MS is promising open source by any means.)

  24. Oh yeah, thank god for Microsoft on Microsoft's Lobbying Priorities: Limiting Open Source · · Score: 5, Funny

    Without their fine closed-source innovation, the interweb would never have been possible. And wasn't it nice of them to give their TCP/IP stack to aid BSD development and let everyone else use that browser idea they had?

  25. Re:What should they cover? on O'Reilly's New Magazine for DIY Tech Projects · · Score: 1
    "The first issue will focus on kite aerial photography."

    What should they cover? Quite a lot from up there. Hey, I can see your house from here!