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Human-Powered Spam Filtering

arturs writes "A company called eProvisia started an unusal business: they filter out spam not by using complicated algorithms, but human beings... It costs around $20/year - is the war against spam over?" It's an interesting idea - the privacy concerns are big of course, but how would this stack up to, say SpamAssassin or a suite like Barracuda's Spam firewall. We tested the Barracuda device - great integration of OSS software, with a nice interface. Update: 09/20 15:12 GMT by J : Corrected price of Spam Eradicator.

343 comments

  1. Buzzword Bingo by Lord+Grey · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the company's "About Our Company" page:
    Privately funded in 1993, now with customers in 40 countries* and over $67 million** in cash reserves, the company experienced a phenomenal growth and continues to aggressively pursue new frontiers in order to meet or exceed the needs of most demanding customers by providing a scalable, seamless, comprehensive offering.

    Leveraging our paradigm-shifting product line with state of the art technology developed by a dedicated team of professionals, we offer a significant competitive advantage on the diversified but fragmented market of best of breed anti-spam solutions.

    These people score a 9.8 out of 10 in the Buzzword Bingo game. That second paragraph, in particular, would keep me as far away from them as possible.
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    // Beyond Here Lie Dragons
    1. Re:Buzzword Bingo by JaffaKREE · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Modded funny, but I agree 100%. Who writes these things ?? Do they start with a list of 20 words (Paradigm, leverage, diversify) and have their managers tell them those words MUST be included ?? Yeesh !

    2. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Nos. · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No kidding, that second paragraph (well, actually sentence) has high buzz word content yet actually only says, we do anti-spam. I have a feeling marketing and technical don't agree on much at this company.

    3. Re:Buzzword Bingo by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah man, I just needed "synchronicity" or "win-win situation" to fill my card!

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    4. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      I'm especially attracted to their "paradigm-shifting product line". I'd love to see them shift the boring present indicative "amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatis, amant" to the more self-actualizing future perfect "amavero, amaveris, amaverit," etc.

      --

      I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
    5. Re:Buzzword Bingo by garcia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That second paragraph, in particular, would keep me as far away from them as possible.

      And yet those are exactly the words that HR departments are looking for on resumes. As long as you can use stupid words that really don't work in any other situation you can get your foot in the door.

    6. Re:Buzzword Bingo by The-Bus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn it, I almost had a double diagonal if they had said "enterprise" and "legacy" --- drat!.

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      Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

    7. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Aliencow · · Score: 2, Funny

      . ** - Palmyra Atoll dollars.

    8. Re:Buzzword Bingo by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      yeah and would like a bunch of buzzword bozos to READ EVERY DAMN MAIL YOU GET??????????????????

      personally i just think though that they use some filters to help..

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      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    9. Re:Buzzword Bingo by spellraiser · · Score: 5, Funny
      I hereby propose a new mathematical function. It is called BSD (no relation to the OS), short for BullShit-Detector.

      The calculation of BSD is simple. Its domain is the set of all strings. The range is all real numbers from 0.0 - 1.0. To calculate BSD(s) for string s, simply take the length of s (call this l). Then, divide the number of of characters that contribute to the actual, non-bullshit content of the string by l. This is the value of BSD(s).

      To give a pertinent example, it is plainly apparent that BSD('Leveraging our paradigm-shifting product line with state of the art technology developed by a dedicated team of professionals, we offer a significant competitive advantage on the diversified but fragmented market of best of breed anti-spam solutions.') = 0.0.

      It is my hope that this will leverage the ever-expanding work of linguistics researchers around the world in utilizing paradigm-shifting methods for significantly empowering their abilities to detect bullshit.

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    10. Re:Buzzword Bingo by ch-chuck · · Score: 1
      How about this :
      Leveraging the synchronicity of our paradigm-shifting product line with state of the art technology developed by a dedicated team of professionals, we offer a significant win-win situation with competitive advantage on the diversified but fragmented market of best of breed anti-spam solutions.
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      try { do() || do_not(); } catch (JediException err) { yoda(err); }
    11. Re:Buzzword Bingo by JAgostoni · · Score: 0, Redundant

      All I needed was "Synergy" ...

    12. Re:Buzzword Bingo by TwistedSquare · · Score: 1

      Anyone got an exchange rate from Palmyra Atoll Dollars to US Dollars?

    13. Re:Buzzword Bingo by niiler · · Score: 1
      I like the BSD rating idea.

      This reminds me of the Foundation trilogy by Asimov when a mathematician analyzed some politician's double speak using symbolic logic. When he finished, he announced that the politician, for all his words, had actually said nothing.

      I actually think that's the point of marketing departments - to make people think you're saying something that you're not.

    14. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Clay+Mitchell · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, if they are reading everybody's spam, they are going to be damn good at spitting out buzzwords.

    15. Re:Buzzword Bingo by NoData · · Score: 1

      At least there are actual contexts in which the words "paradigm," "leverage," and "diversify" can be used with a straight face (although, rarely the SAME context!). However, there is no excuse for such nauseating idioms as "best of breed," "state of the art," or "paradigm-shifting."

      Best of breed especially makes my stomach turn. The images it conjures are a mix of evily grinning eugeneticists and the stinky poop smell of a dog show.

    16. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Aggrazel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Worse than that, click on the signup:

      The minute your mail starts flowing, a dedicated team of over a hundred trained Screening and Preselection Specialists, working 24 hours a day**


      ** - Timezone differences may apply.
      ....

    17. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap. I thought that was a joke until I read the comment below about their address being on Palmyra Atoll. Furthermore, not all 40 countries they claim to have customers in are recognized by the UN.

      I also find it amusing that they have their latitude and longitude in their address.

    18. Re:Buzzword Bingo by alakon · · Score: 2, Informative

      but you missed the asterisks- * - Not all currently recognized by UN. ** - Palmyra Atoll dollars. ...from http://eprovisia.dione.cc/about.html As far as I can see, the Palmyra Atoll doesn't have it's own currency... and anyone in the world can make up their own countries.

    19. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 5, Informative
      What is more impressive is:

      Conveniently located in the heart of Palmyra Atoll, eProvisia LLC is the leading provider of reliable, robust, powerful and cost-efficient spam filtering solutions for world-class corporations and individual users.

      Privately funded in 1993, now with customers in 40 countries* and over $67 million** in cash reserves, ....

      * - Not all currently recognized by UN. ** - Palmyra Atoll dollars.

      Palmyra Atoll is uninhabited, and doesn't have a currency. The phone number is invalid (nowhere has a +78 extension), and what kind of place lists in its address "Islet 7, 5 52 N 162 06 W"?

      I wouldn't have bothered posting this except it seems like both slashdot and most of the people reading this seem to be taking it seriously. It's not.

      --
      Combination - fun iPhone puzzling
    20. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Aliencow · · Score: 1

      Palmyra Atoll Dollars are most probably worth absolutely nothing as I don't even think there is economy on that island.

    21. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hereby propose a new mathematical function. It is called BSD

      Sounds good, but I heard that BSD is dying.

    22. Re:Buzzword Bingo by myc_lykaon · · Score: 2, Funny
      It also sent the Wankometer bananas.

      See the result here

    23. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Monokeros · · Score: 1

      Yah here you go. 1USD = {divide by zero error}PAD (that's Palmyra Atoll Dollars)

      Because there's no such thing as a Palmyra Atoll Dollar.

      --
      The Statue of Liberty is America's lawn jockey.
    24. Re:Buzzword Bingo by steinnes · · Score: 1

      What's interesting is that the * after "40 countries" stands for "Not all curently recognized by the UN", and the ** after "67 million" stands for "Palmyra Atoll Dollars".

      The company itself is apparently incorporated in Palmyra Atoll, which is a 12 square kilometer island in the pacific ocean, here is an excerpt from wikipedia:

      "There is no economic activity on the island. Many roads and causeways were built during World War II but are now unserviceable and overgrown. There is a ~2000 m long, unpaved and unimproved airstrip."

      The whole island of Palmyra Atoll seems to worth $36 million, so I can't imagine the island being able to have an economy able of cashing out any real value for $67 million of it's dollars?

    25. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Com2Kid · · Score: 1
      • No kidding, that second paragraph (well, actually sentence) has high buzz word content yet actually only says, we do anti-spam. I have a feeling marketing and technical don't agree on much at this company.
      Leveraging our paradigm-shifting product line

      Human based spam filtering as a salable service is actually rather paradigm shifting. Using the word original might have been a bit nicer on the eyes/brain, but even so, they do have a point, they are doing a paradigm shift, marketing something original and new.

      • we offer a significant competitive advantage on the diversified but fragmented market of best of breed anti-spam solutions.


      This is actually a very telling statement, they are stating why you should hire them, in what is actually rather plain and simple words. They are saying that their cost/efficency rate is one of (well they would say the) highest in the anti-spam market that in general has a diverse and wide range of different solutions.

      Really not ALL that bad.
    26. Re:Buzzword Bingo by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
      Agreed - it is obviously a fake.

      What I do wonder - is it spammers with the hope of gaining e-mail addresses from unsuspecting people who don't actually want spam - especially perhaps corporate email addresses - and added onto a large list?

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    27. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The minute your mail starts flowing, a dedicated team of over a hundred trained Screening and Preselection Specialists, working 24 hours a day**

      Gee, kind of like Brightmail. Shit, we were doing that five years ago, and the whole company was less than 100 people. Still doesn't take that many technicians now.

    28. Re:Buzzword Bingo by sh0rtie · · Score: 5, Informative


      Funny i know, but actually such an app actually exists
      Deloitte & Touche's Bullfighter

      BullfighterTM is software that runs in Microsoft Word and PowerPoint, within Microsoft Windows 2000 or XP. It works a lot like the spelling and grammar checker in those applications, but focuses on jargon and readability.

    29. Re:Buzzword Bingo by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1
      I heard a new one today: "plans we have in train."

      Utterly meaningless. Who the hell came up with this one?

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    30. Re:Buzzword Bingo by jrumney · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Its amazing how many people, even here on Slashdot, can't spot such an obvious scam. There was another company called "Edge Corporation" that used to sell a service where for $14.95/month they would let you know if your credit card number showed up on the lists being traded by fraudsters. Of course, you had to give them your credit card details so they could check on your card. The reason I found out, is a mysterious 39.95GBP showed up on my girlfriend's credit card bill, which I traced back to the same organization, and she hadn't even been stupid enough to sign up for their service.

      I expect the same is going on here. Sign up for their service, and not only do you lose your $20, but you end up on a load more spammer's lists as well.

    31. Re:Buzzword Bingo by DoctorHoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      I found more information on this Island. You can checkout this for more information.

    32. Re:Buzzword Bingo by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      they do have a point, they are doing a paradigm shift, marketing something original and new.
      They didn't make anything original or new. Millions of users are manually filtering billions of emails every day (by clicking delete or junk buttons). All they are doing is trying to slap a label on it and sell it. So they might be original and new as far as selling it, but there are millions of prior art examples happening every day!
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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    33. Re:Buzzword Bingo by lofoforabr · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just look at the Terms of Service in their page. This must have been put under the wrong slashdot section. It's more suited for the "It's funny. Laugh".

      Terms of Service and Legal Disclaimer

      By viewing pages or using products and services of eProvisia LCC, you acknowledge and consent to the following terms and conditions:

      (1) Warranties and waivers. You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service. eProvisia LCC may choose to share any information acquired in the course of providing its services with other entities, and may, at its sole discretion and based on this information, take whichever actions the company, its affiliates, subsidiaries, or representatives, consider to be appropriate. You henceforth void your reasonable expectation of privacy, and your constitutional rights to a fair and speedy trial.

      (2) Indemnification. You agree to hold harmless and indemnify eProvisia LCC and its affiliates, subsidiaries, and representatives, from and against any legal claims, including liability for the company not adhering to the terms and conditions of this agreement.

      (3) Choice of Law and Jurisdiction. These Terms of Use will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Uninhabited Sovereign Territory of Palmyra Atoll, without giving effect to its conflict of laws and provisions of your actual state or country of residence. Any claims, legal proceedings, or litigations regarding eProvisia LCC and its affiliates, subsidiaries, and representatives, will be brought solely in and you consent to the jurisdiction of Palmyra Atoll courts.

    34. Re:Buzzword Bingo by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

      According to the Wiki article, the Palmyra Atoll was first claimed by the American Guano Company and the United States Guano Company. So the major export used to be birdshit, but it seems the latest export is now bullshit.

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    35. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Dear ch-chuck,

      I am very impressed with your marketing abilities. Please send your resume to MPHB@microsoft.com.


      Mike PHB
      Director of Marketing
      Microsoft Corporation
      MPHB@microsoft.com

    36. Re:Buzzword Bingo by MadMorf · · Score: 1

      Palmyra Atoll is uninhabited, and doesn't have a currency.

      Actually, there are a small number of temporary inhabitants, the caretakers. The island is a nature preserve....

      http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geo s/ lq.html

    37. Re:Buzzword Bingo by cuzality · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nice use of "context", hotshot. Twice in one sentence -- way to go.

    38. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to include "proactive" in there.

      "Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? ....Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that. ....I'm fired, aren't I?"
      --Itchy & Scratchy Artist

    39. Re:Buzzword Bingo by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Just a slight tweak to give it that retro 1990's feel

      Pro-actively leveraging the synchronicity of our paradigm-shifting product line and our futuristic logistical capability developed by our responsive amalgam of industry professionals, we offer a superlative win-win scenario with competitive advantage on the diversified but fragmented market of best of breed anti-spam solutions.
    40. Re:Buzzword Bingo by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if a state had the advancement of art as first goal in its constitution, it could rightfully considered a state of the art, couldn't it?

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    41. Re:Buzzword Bingo by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > would like a bunch of buzzword bozos to READ EVERY DAMN MAIL YOU GET

      That wouldn't bother me. But I'd be very worried about their accuracy.

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      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    42. Re:Buzzword Bingo by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      State of the art is a perfectly legitimate tool which is nonetheless nearly never used appropriately. People are always trying to claim that their tool that puts together a couple old concepts in a new way is state of the art. Unless you're doing something that's never been done before, that is nonetheless widely recognized as probably being the best way to do it (or will soon come to be recognized as such) you're not state of the anything.

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    43. Re:Buzzword Bingo by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      It's a bit redundant. It's equivilent to "plans that we are planning". (Maybe they have a couple small kids carrying them like a bridal train?)

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    44. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what kind of place lists in its address "Islet 7, 5 52 N 162 06 W"?

      Umm, when I got married, I listed the reception address as #105, N53 31.090, W113 28.568. :o)

    45. Re:Buzzword Bingo by drakaan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somebody kill him. Kill him now.

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      "Murphy was an optimist" - O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law
    46. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I write these things. And my strategy is include words that give me over 20 points in Scrabble.

    47. Re:Buzzword Bingo by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      What I do wonder - is it spammers with the hope of gaining e-mail addresses from unsuspecting people who don't actually want spam - especially perhaps corporate email addresses - and added onto a large list?

      Spammers wouldn't be so cute. They'd locate it in Bangalore, not Gilligan's Island.

    48. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Andrewkov · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You *are* aware that this site is a hoax, aren't you?

      I just wonder if Hemos knew that when he posted it...

    49. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice use of "-", hotshot. Twice in one sentence -- way to go.

    50. Re:Buzzword Bingo by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      These people score a 9.8 out of 10 in the Buzzword Bingo game. That second paragraph, in particular, would keep me as far away from them as possible.

      It was obviously designed to do that; it's a joke. And if you look up the location of their company, it's basically Gilligan's Island: an uninhabited (except for 20 Fish and Wildlife Service staff) atoll 1000 miles south of Hawaii.

    51. Re:Buzzword Bingo by johnkoer · · Score: 1

      They just crafted it from here:

      Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator

    52. Re:Buzzword Bingo by nolife · · Score: 1

      There is a ~2000 m long, unpaved and unimproved airstrip

      Certain *very large* planes need an airstrip almost that long. I doubt those same planes that require such a long strip could use a strip that is not paved. What could it have possibly been used for?

      I know, offtopic, I'd post at zero if possible.

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    53. Re:Buzzword Bingo by alexq · · Score: 1
      Privately funded in 1993, now with customers in 40 countries* and over $67 million** in cash reserves, the company experienced a phenomenal growth and continues to aggressively pursue new frontiers in order to meet or exceed the needs of most demanding customers by providing a scalable, seamless, comprehensive offering.

      Leveraging our paradigm-shifting product line with state of the art technology developed by a dedicated team of professionals, we offer a significant competitive advantage on the diversified but fragmented market of best of breed anti-spam solutions.

      doesn't _this_ sound like spam??

      do you think it would pass through any spam filters?

    54. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the medical and scientific community, there's a huge push for knowledge translation. As such, there's been a rather large focus on clinical and scientific researchers being able to communicate their work across disciplines.

      Perhaps more importantly, is the importance of having your work understood by politicians and the general public, who are demanding tangible outcomes for tax dollars spent in research.

      I would assume that, in business (and to some extent technology), executives and managers would realize the same thing. Customers, investors, and other stakeholders do not hail from the same background. If you want their money or their interest, you have to communicate in terms that they understand.

      We ask our researchers to consider this... "At the end of your presentation or abstract, would a highschool kid understand the significance or repercussions of your work?"

      I think the same should be applied here.

    55. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Systems+Curmudgeon · · Score: 1

      I will happily buy their product, as long as it detects all text written by themselves as SPAM.

    56. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Pusene · · Score: 1
      Not the greatest of factbooks, is it?
      Legal system: the laws of the US, where applicable, apply

      about 50 islets covered with dense vegetation, coconut trees, and balsa-like trees up to 30 meters tall

      --
      Error #13: No coffee. Operator halted. Please place boot device at bottom.
    57. Re:Buzzword Bingo by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      This comment leads me to wonder if they can actually patent "READING E-MAIL".....

    58. Re:Buzzword Bingo by pklinken · · Score: 0

      Yea i heard about this program, and i was not unaware of it's potential lack of insignificance.

    59. Re:Buzzword Bingo by julesh · · Score: 1

      Interesting. But I believe there was non-bullshit content to that sentence. It is "We offer anti-spam"; that is 18 characters out of 250, for a BSD of 0.072. Hell, that sentence was only 93% bullshit. We've got to be able to do better than that.

    60. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      It was used during World War II. A damaged bomber coming in for an emergency landing would want every last inch of those 2000 meters and then some.

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      "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
    61. Re:Buzzword Bingo by Aerion · · Score: 1

      These people score a 9.8 out of 10 in the Buzzword Bingo game.

      How can you score points in Buzzword Bingo? Don't you either win or not win?

    62. Re:Buzzword Bingo by joelanders · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'll read your email for free...

    63. Re:Buzzword Bingo by INAN · · Score: 1

      ... yes, the CIA World Factbook describes Palmyra Atoll as "about 20 times the size of The Mall in Washington, DC" with a population of 4-20 nature conservancy staff. And that's only where the rediculousness starts.

  2. How about wiki spam by stecoop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    privacy concerns are big of course

    I thoroughly enjoy wikpedia and I have always thought of new ways of using the wiki concept - here is one solution to spam without privacy concerns.

    Your email interface would look at a list on the wiki page and filter out any known spam. One spam slips through and you can make a new entry at wik (like database or text page whatever). The entry could be the whole email or an algorithm but either way an algorithm would eventually be made based on a pattern to reduce the entry size (who knows the community is in control of it). Fixed the privacy concerns unless you did it to yourself.

    The next great thing about the wiki is you could take that 20 bucks a month and make a donation to the wiki. Not only would you be helping thwart spam but also supporting a great dictionary, encyclopedia and all things great with the open concept.

    1. Re:How about wiki spam by troon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Already baked: it's called Vipul's Razor.

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    2. Re:How about wiki spam by savagedome · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One spam slips through and you can make a new entry at wik

      And what's stopping a spam ring from going back to it and deleting it?

      Don't forget that *authoritative* is still a grey area for wiki concepts.

    3. Re:How about wiki spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did half backed get slashdotted?

      Problem Report

      There was a communication problem.

      Message ID

      TCP_ERROR

      Problem Description

      The system was unable to communicate with the server.

      Possible Problem Cause

      * The Web server may be down.
      * The Web server may be too busy.
      * The Web server may be experiencing other problems, preventing it from responding to clients.
      * The communication path may be experiencing problems.

      Possible Solution

      Try connecting to this server later.

    4. Re:How about wiki spam by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      Already baked: it's called Vipul's Razor.

      Cloudmark has an implementation for Windows, I'm a long time subscriber that gets about 400 less messages a day because of the product.

      The only real problem is the jokers who submit mailing lists as spam because they are too thick headed to separate "mail I don't want to read" from actual spam. However, its a minor problem.

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    5. Re:How about wiki spam by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Just put your list filters ahead of your spam filters.

    6. Re:How about wiki spam by ricotest · · Score: 1

      Halfbakery.com is now officially dead. Looks like the server was half baked also :)

    7. Re:How about wiki spam by umshaggy · · Score: 1
      The only problem with this is that, in general, the algorithms that mark something as spam for person A are not necessarily the ones that work for person B. I might actually have a relative in Nigeria who regualarly asks me for money :) (I know, that situation could be handled by whitelists, but its just an -admittedly poor- example).

      Basically, the classification of what actually IS "spam" is very personalized, so a shared community solution is not always the best. While many spam filters have such a standard set of base rules, those rules, the real competition comes in the individual training of the filters to an individual's email history.

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    8. Re:How about wiki spam by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I see a new meme has taken hold on slashdot.

  3. With a personal touch by mod_critical · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if they ever verify their decisions with you:

    Mark,
    This is Eric, your spam d00d. You got a message about fisting, you into that? Let me know, thanks!
    -- Eric

    1. Re:With a personal touch by mrgreen4242 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If I had any mod points, I'd waste them modding that up funny.

    2. Re:With a personal touch by PhotoBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah I was thinking that, how well does this solution work for non-graduate drug addicts who have erectile disfunction problems and need a loan?

    3. Re:With a personal touch by chrispycreeme · · Score: 1

      Wow you just described me! By the way I have credit problems too and I have kind of a high rate on my mortgage. Ive been thinking of getting into MLM tho so my problems should be over soon!

      Yikes- maybe I should offer to sort through email for $18.95/month- I would only need about 150 customers to make a living. I already check email 150 times a day- but this way I could make some cash while I do it.

    4. Re:With a personal touch by TylerL82 · · Score: 1

      Just help one of those Nigerian guys with their money transfer and you'll be set for life!

    5. Re:With a personal touch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should get together with this guy.
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  4. Now here's a job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That I would not mind outsourcing to the indians and chinese!

    1. Re:Now here's a job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAAI(I am an Indian)...now here's a job I won't mind taking up. It beats the shit off the boring integration, migration,etc that I could be doing.

      Imagine getting to go through the mails of my ex a rejecting her new dates' mails as spam...priceless!
      The chances, I admit, are low...but priceless, nevertheless.

  5. Party like its... by ericspinder · · Score: 4, Informative
    Our company, eProvisia LLC,
    I always worry about companies which use "LLC" as soon as the name is mentioned - 'Limited Liability Corporation'. It screams 'we are not responsable!'
    [the address] ...Palmyra Atoll (Uninhabited Sovereign Territory)
    Sounds like the 21th century equilivant of 'Florida Swamp land'.

    Four pages, home, the product, terms of service, and about the company. The only thing they are missing is bios of the 'management team'. Even better the $67 million dollars in cash reserves are in Palmyra Atoll dollars; I wonder what the exchange rate is?

    Overall, it looks like someone stole a 'dot com' idea from 1999. Anyone have a little red Corvette?

    I'll stick with Spamassassin, Thunderbird.

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    1. Re:Party like its... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Limited Liability Corporation

      You do know that the Cingular, largest wireless carrier in the US of A, (largest at the end of the year once merged with AWE) is an LLC...

    2. Re:Party like its... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not really - LLC is more like a cross between a corporation and a partnership. There seem to be some tax benefits, depending on the situation.

    3. Re:Party like its... by Washizu · · Score: 1

      "LLC is more like a cross between a corporation and a partnership. There seem to be some tax benefits, depending on the situation."

      It doesn't really provide you with a better tax situation, but it does keep people from suing you and taking your personal belongings. They can only sue the LLC. It also forces you to define a few fuzzy variables that most business start out with (who owns what, etc.)

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    4. Re:Party like its... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tinfoil hat is in the mail.

    5. Re:Party like its... by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      You do know that the Cingular, largest wireless carrier in the US of A, (largest at the end of the year once merged with AWE) is an LLC...
      No, I didn't, but it doesn't suprise me, LLC is a very useful legal entity, in particular for corporations which want to band together in a business venture with other corporations. It basicly 'firewalls' parent corporations from the (shareholder and debt) liability of subsidiaries. Cingular doesn't adverties that they are a LLC, but if you sue them, then you'll know. Still it bothers me when a company makes a big deal about it, combine that with other more important issues, and I wouldn't trust them with my spam trap.
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    6. Re:Party like its... by YankeeInExile · · Score: 1

      Some info about Palmyra Atoll.

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    7. Re:Party like its... by secolactico · · Score: 4, Funny

      [the address]...Palmyra Atoll (Uninhabited Sovereign Territory)

      This is thge odd part. How can an uninhabited territory be sovereign. According to the CIA Factbook it is a National Wildlife Refuge managed by the US Fish and Wildlife Service. Also, it says it has no economic activity. What the heck would back Palmyra Atoll's dollar?

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    8. Re:Party like its... by mangino · · Score: 1

      This is true with any form of corporation. That lack of personal liability is one of the biggest reasons to form a corporation, along with the permanence that a corporation provides (the corporation survives the death of the principals, a partnership does not)

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    9. Re:Party like its... by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just like a coporation, the "LLC" is part of the entity's legal name. They're not advertising that they're an LLC, they're just stating their name.

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    10. Re:Party like its... by compwizrd · · Score: 1

      lowest point: Pacific Ocean 0 m
      highest point: unnamed location 2 m

      That sounds like a fancy way of saying a 6 foot high pile of bullshit.

    11. Re:Party like its... by aaamr · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Here's the CIA Factbook 411 on the Palmyra Atol:

      http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geo s/ lq.html

    12. Re:Party like its... by BaltikaTroika · · Score: 1

      According to Nationmaster.com, there are between 4 and 20 Nature Conservancy staff, US Fish and Wildlife staff (July 2003 est.) on the island.

      That's the population - less than 20 people!

      Why would they have a currency? Who prints the money, the US Fish and Wildlife guys? Do they scratch numbers on seashells or something?

      I've got 67 million dollars of my own homemade money, too.

    13. Re:Party like its... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wow, you should research things before talking about them. The limited liabilty has nothing to do with liability to the consumer, it is just limited liabilty within the partnership. If his parter jumps town then the one remaining is not left with all the debt his old partner ran up on new cars, hookers, drugs and booze.

    14. Re:Party like its... by ericspinder · · Score: 1

      If a company is named "Evil Potsy Scheme, LLC", I'll avoid it, thank you very much. Most companies do advertising (including web pages) using a 'short name' for example I used to send checks to 'Cingular' not 'Cingular LLC', and thier website only mentions LLC in legal disclaimers.

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    15. Re:Party like its... by ericspinder · · Score: 2, Informative
      As someone else pointed out, you are thinking about a LLP - "Limited Liability Partnership" An LLC is what corporations use when they engage with other corporations to conduct business. An LLC with a single Corporate owner (functionally) is either a liability firewall for a risky business (or division), or just another part of complicated deception (kinda like Enron).

      The LLC complaint was a minor issue, mostly based on personal observations, it's amazing how many people are willing to jump on me about *the meaning* of an LLC

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    16. Re:Party like its... by jfengel · · Score: 1

      The AC above is right. The limitation of liability applies to the individuals in the partnership.

      In a plain old partnership, the company is just a group of people. If somebody sues the business, they're really suing the owners. In an LLC the company is a separate entity and the individuals are not completely responsible for it, like in a regular corporation.

      This potentially leads to the sort of abuses they documented in The Corporation, in which they likened a company to a sociopathic human, with the rights of a person but no conscience. But the overall goal is a good one: allow people to form partnerships without making one person completely responsible for the misdeeds of the other.

      It also creates an object that you can sell; that is, if you own a piece of an LLC you can break off the partnership by selling it to somebody else. That sort of liquidity makes funding new companies a lot more flexible.

      For the most part think of "LLC" as just like "Inc" or "Co" attached to the name. There are tax differences (the income of the company is treated as income of the partners), but the liability issues are more like corporations than like partnerships or sole proprietorships.

      That's just the legal answer to your point. The article, itself, appears to be a troll.

    17. Re:Party like its... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "'Limited Liability Corporation'. It screams 'we are not responsable!'"

      Heh, you realize that it provides LESS protection than "incorporated", right?

    18. Re:Party like its... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, but does Cingular have terms like these

      "(1) Warranties and waivers... LCC may choose to share any information acquired in the course of providing its services .... You henceforth void your reasonable expectation of privacy, and your constitutional rights to a fair and speedy trial."

      (lots of stuff chopped, but it just makes it worse if you read the whole thing.)

      I was in the process of signing up (I have a serious junkmail problem)...

    19. Re:Party like its... by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      That's just the legal answer to your point.
      No it's not. You are confusing an LLP (Limited Liability Partnership) with an LLC (Limited Liability Corporation), they are very much the same in the nature, but they are legally different.

      And No, I will not take your 'legal' advise and treat a 'LLC' just like a 'Inc.' It doesn't mean that I wouldn't do business with them, or even invest in them (if I had the money!), just that amongst other complaints, the part about the LLC was just minor, and my own opinion. I am not saying that all companies which do are corrupt (or even at all), but Enron had lots of LLCs.

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    20. Re:Party like its... by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Ah, blast, I had meant to tone down the confidence on my answers a bit (especially the sentence you pointed out). I am NOT a lawyer, just an educated layman, and was just trying to help out a bit.

    21. Re:Party like its... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      [the address]...Palmyra Atoll (Uninhabited Sovereign Territory)...Sounds like the 21th century equilivant of 'Florida Swamp land'.

      Oh, and the phone number? "+78", etc.? Ain't no such country code.

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    22. Re:Party like its... by Jimbobbob · · Score: 1

      As if the facts that they use LLC in their name, that their headquaters are in a swamp, and that they're using human beings as mindless drones wasn't enough, it also appears that they made their website in Dreamweaver.

    23. Re:Party like its... by davinciII · · Score: 1

      The use of the LLC after the company name is REQUIRED by law for companies registered as such, in order to convey that information to you, the consumer.

    24. Re:Party like its... by ericspinder · · Score: 1

      Cingular is an LLC, but they wait until their legalpage to do it. Rather than making it part of the pitch. There are many other example of this, LLCs seem to be quite popular these days (at the very least a lot of slashdot posters are *in Love* with them!).

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    25. Re:Party like its... by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      It certainly can provide a tax advantage, particularly for small business owners.

      In an LLC, income is "passed through" to the owner(s), so the owner(s) pay taxes on personal income.

      If you were a corporation, not only does the corporation pay taxes on profits, but the profits you earn as an owner are taxed again as personal income.

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    26. Re:Party like its... by sjlutz · · Score: 1

      An LLC is a legal business entity in the United States. A Corporation is also limited liability. It does not mean the company is not liable, it means that the owners are not (financially anyway). It's a "step up" from a partnership or sole-proprietorship, where the owners are financially responsible for all debts of the company. With an LLC (and Corporation) the company's debts are in no way tied to the owner. That's all that the "Limited Liability" means.
      (Note: I'm not trying to say that either business entity is better than the other)

  6. ideas? by BoldAC · · Score: 1

    Why did I think of this?

    You would only have to classify each message once by a person... and then have all messages like that blocked. Very sweet. Very India?

    I am not sure I want somebody reading through all my email though...

    1. Re:ideas? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought this up long ago when address munging was in its infancy on Usenet. I referred to it as hiring a secretary.

      They'd better not be applying for a patent.

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  7. Imagine a .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Can they be used for other tasks? Like, what sort of frame rate can they get in Doom3?

  8. So much for.. by andr0meda · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ..online banking security.

    Hell, I think even I'd like to be trained liek that, too..

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  9. Won't work by seanyboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. The only way that they'll be able to do this at a good cost is to use some kind of third world labour with a first language that isn't english. 2. Given that my baysian spam solution seems to be better at sorting spam than me (I've accidently deleted items which were not spam before), then I'm not entirely sure that a stranger could do better. They offer a 100% guarantee. I doubt they'll be able to offer a 100% service.

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    1. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't the robots do a pretty good job? I use Mac OS X mail and I never get junk in my regular mail. After a month of training it's all gone. Why would you pay for humans when the robots do it perfectly for free?

    2. Re:Won't work by Punknubbins · · Score: 2, Informative

      The cost can be brought down using automated prefiltering both with currently available commercial/oss packages and by injecting the manually verified spam data back into the prefiltering system. However, I personaly would not trust anyone to do this sort of manual filtering unless they where actually located in a country with very good intellectually property protection and privacy protection laws, and kept a very big insurence policy for data theft or they where bonded using some other method which was easily verifiable. And still I would only suggest this for personal email accounts which don't contain anything that they need to keep secret, such as my grandparents personal email account as baby photos and weather reports need not be to secure.

  10. Yay by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

    Another example of the age old technique of profiting off dumbasses, this time by charging them money to do what they usually do for free, or could quite adequately automate for free.

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    1. Re:Yay by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There can be a huge advantage of looking over data manually.

      My job is focused around looking at data to find problems. Many companies by high cost and very fancy data verification tools, address cassing software etc... Then they run these things on automatic on all of there data. What happens is that there data slowly becomes unreliable over time because they are paying their data entry a pittiance or are simply outsourceing it to a foreign nation who has people who do not speak the language, as much as spell it.

      So, having someone like me who can clean the data (even sensitive data) to quickly check for errors, find common errors, and write novel solutions for them is a pretty big business. I deal with crap sent from data entry day after day and turn it into data that can be used, and is highly accurate.

      So, I can definately see someone using a human as an intermediary between spam.

      I could see this working this way. If the email comes from someone "trusted" in the company, it gets passed along without a human filter. Any email addresses that are not trusted would come by a physical person.

      This way, if "Bob, your investment advisor" emails you, then that data would be sent directly to the company without human interference.

      but, if a mail comes to sales@mycompany.com, then you would have a person scan that e-mail and verify its spammyness. This way, any spam that would get through would have to be from someone trusted. If someone is trusted, then they are not likely to be spam.

      It could be a very good system, but I doubt companies would want to allow email to be looked at this way. Consumer responce data, address data, etc.. I can see, but not really e-mails unless there was a pressing need to stop it.

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    2. Re:Yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the company is paying you to look over their data for errors, they may want to by a more robust solution with better spelling :P

    3. Re:Yay by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      Oh, this is slashdot, I am barely literate on forums. ;-)

      I take my work seriously, and when I am working I am working ;-) when I am not, well, I know I can speak and write english, by why try so hard!

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  11. RE: Barracuda by numbski · · Score: 2, Informative

    https://sourceforge.net/projects/sa-milt-quar

    I'm working on mimicking the barracuda's functionality, and have the spam quarantine working.

    I apologize that sourceforge is showing no releases, the files ARE in cvs, and are stable after much testing. I'll try to get in and do a release later today.

    My hope is to build a full spam firewall suite that is easy to set up and still have much scalability and control.

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  12. It's yearly, not monthly by brucmack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The $20/month figure sounded a little high until I read that it is $19.95/year, not per month.

    That being said, I don't know if I see the benefit of paying someone else to read my email. They even offer more expensive packages to have them categorize and summarize your mail for you, as well as discard non-spam mails that you don't want anyway. I suppose it could be useful for really busy executive types, but then can't they afford secretaries anyway?

    1. Re:It's yearly, not monthly by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

      You don't read much here, do you?
      ...for example, say, right above your comment?

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    2. Re:It's yearly, not monthly by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      I'd actually be more concerned about what the turnover rate for employees would be.

      And by "turnover" I mean "suicide."

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    3. Re:It's yearly, not monthly by brucmack · · Score: 1

      Please point out which comment you are referring to. I'm thinking the more important question would be: you don't sort much here, do you?

    4. Re:It's yearly, not monthly by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

      The comments that point out that the whole thing is a sham and a hoax.

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    5. Re:It's yearly, not monthly by brucmack · · Score: 1

      Again, please point one such comment out that was submitted before mine.

    6. Re:It's yearly, not monthly by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1

      Okay, but only because you asked: http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=122462&cid= 10297598 And that's all. I'm not going to make a big argument out of it.

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    7. Re:It's yearly, not monthly by Sensible+Clod · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:It's yearly, not monthly by brucmack · · Score: 1

      I saw that; it's not saying that the company is a scam. Just that it has 1) few or no resources and 2) very little chance of survival. Besides which, the discussions are still relevant in case any company did want to perform this kind of service.

  13. Privacy concerns... by neilmoore67 · · Score: 1

    [Someone had to say it]

    So presumably they need to read your "ham" too, that's slightly worrying.

    Also, one man's newsletter is another man's spam.

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    1. Re:Privacy concerns... by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      So presumably they need to read your "ham" too, that's slightly worrying.

      Nah, nah, this is covered in the TOS:

      eProvisia LCC may choose to share any information acquired in the course of providing its services with other entities, and may, at its sole discretion and based on this information, take whichever actions the company, its affiliates, subsidiaries, or representatives, consider to be appropriate. You henceforth void your reasonable expectation of privacy, and your constitutional rights to a fair and speedy trial.

      See? Right there in black and white.

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  14. Bah...that's nothing... by GillBates0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My brain already runs on HPOS - the human-powered Operating System.

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    1. Re:Bah...that's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in other news, Hewlett-Packard sues humanity for dilution of trademark.

  15. God that's good by alatesystems · · Score: 1

    This is great. I've always said that I would be willing to pay someone to filter my spam for me because that would be a "perfect" solution with human eyes looking at my spam.

    I might see if I can sell the enterprise on this, because we have people complaining because we don't use site-wide bayes because some people might want mail that other people don't want.

    Chris

  16. You've been beaten to it! by DaHat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    MailWasher Pro from Firetrust has an option similar to that known as FirstAlert, you sign up for a year membership and use their app to submit spam type messages to them, later, a human verifies that the e-mail is indeed spam and adds it to their database. Once added, any MWP users using FirstAlert will hit the database, see that the message is there and act accordingly (often times deleting without even showing it to the user). It works... ok, about 30% of my spam is nuked this way, the built in Bayesian filtering catches another 40% or so, and the DNS blacklists catch most of the rest. Of the last two groups I verify manually, but have come to trust FirstAlert... it's just a shame it's not getting the high %'s it used to.

  17. Re: Barracuda by numbski · · Score: 1

    Oops, forgot to link the Setup Instructions.

    Please use the files in cvs. Kthx!

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  18. Nice Idea by Un0r1g1nal · · Score: 1

    This would be the difinitive way of getting around all the little ploys that spammers use, just register to all the crap on the internet and sign up for everything you can, then just mark everything off as spam.

    Whenever you get spam let through, ask people to forward a copy to you so that you can add it to the list, and so you can sign up from the details on the email.

    The only problem is, this is shooting themselves in the foot, if they eliminate all spam, spammers can't make money, no more spam, no more job for blocking spam till spammers start up again

    But still .. would be nice living in a world with no spam, if even only for a bit.

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  19. spam tools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could find a better
    spam tool in this list

    My favorite tool is sa-exim and tarproxy which fight back.

  20. Spam won't be gone until... by GoMMiX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People stop trying to profit so much to help reduce or stop it...

    I'm not sure who's worse anymore, the companies out there who sell services to 'help' you reduce/eliminate spam, or the spammers. (Maybe one in the same, in some instances)..

    The only resolution I see to spam is good, solid legislation THAT IS ENFORCED. Country harbors spammers, cut them off from the US internet. Spammers AND the companies that hire them BOTH held equally liable. If it's a criminal act to spam, it's a criminal act to hire someone to spam.

    People can write programs all day to try and stop spam, it won't matter. If someone can write a program to filter x out, someone else will find a way to get y through. It's an endless cycle.

    Spam is like a virus in so many ways...

    1. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The only resolution I see to spam is good, solid legislation THAT IS ENFORCED."

      I don't think so. Why?
      Simple:

      1) even theft, murder, and other crimes are enforced and they are still happening
      2) how can you enforce the law on somebody in "Palmyra Atoll (Uninhabited Sovereign Territory)" when you law doesn't stand in that territory :)

      I was aiming for an insightful, but it seems it a little bit funny, too. Let me see how you mod this...

    2. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Tablizer · · Score: 1


      The only workable solution I see is e-stamps of some kind. In other words, senders have to pay a small fee. Then mass mailings will no longer be profitable and should drop to a trickle.

      ISP's would get part of the stamp's value so that they have a financial incentive to enforce the postage. There is nothing that motivates better than greed.

    3. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by kavau · · Score: 1
      Country harbors spammers, cut them off from the US internet.

      hmmm... how do we cut the USA off from the US internet?

    4. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Macka · · Score: 1


      At first I didn't like the idea of having to pay to send email, but the more I think about it, the more I like it.

      If it's really the only way left then it should be factored into the cost of the ISP service. i.e. a fixed price per month for downloading any data, and an additional cost per MB for outgoing SMTP traffic. I could live with that. I receive quite a lot of email, but that wouldn't be included in the additional cost. And I don't send that much either, so the extra cost to me would be negligible. For a spammer it would be crippling though.

    5. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by AntonyBartlett · · Score: 1
      Country harbors spammers, cut them off from the US internet. Spammers AND the companies that hire them BOTH held equally liable. If it's a criminal act to spam, it's a criminal act to hire someone to spam.

      Don't forget to criminalise the act of responding to spam by buying stuff off of spammers, while you're at it.

    6. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Spammers will stop spamming when, and only when, it stops being profitable. Legislation is not needed, and would be ineffective. The only way to stop them is by not responding (through automated or self filtering), and by helping other learn to do the same. Keep fighting the good fight!

    7. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Cowclops · · Score: 1

      I think all outgoing traffic should be charged for. Beyond some reasonable amount, anyway. I remember when my cable modem was 3 mbits down and 1 mbit up. I could share video clips I'm working on with my friends (on the same ISP) with not too much waiting. But, then everybody started abusing their so called "unlimited" connection, with 5% of the users using 95% of the bandwidth, so now when I want to send the occasional large, legitimate file, without even using any bandwidth outside of RR's internal network, I get the shit end of the stick with a 384kbps upload. Charging for outgoing bandwidth would kill two birds with one stone.

    8. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. That's why the amount of viruses going around have decreased so much... because of solid legislation that is enforced internationally. FWIW, most of the useless email I get is not "spam" as in unsolicited ads, but virus emails and worse, automated messages from servers telling me an email I never sent has a virus.

      Any administrator who sets up the email server to automatically reply to the fake "From" address should be hung by their genitals for 1 day per useless email they generated.

    9. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The only resolution I see to spam is good, solid legislation THAT IS ENFORCED....Spam is like a virus in so many ways...

      Maybe spam is also like drugs in a couple ways. They both cause a bunch of problems, and the gross majority would like to limit/get rid of them, but there's also I section of the population that's hooked. So the question becomes, how do you get rid of something so popular?

      We've seen what's happened with drugs. You outlaw the sale, and people sell it illegally. You outlaw the import of drugs, and people smuggle them.

      Yeah, we enforce the laws, but a good rule of thumb is, if an activity is profitable enough, people will do it. You can make laws against them and enforce those laws, but as long as it's profitable enough, people will do it anyway, and clever people will figure a way around law enforcement.

      As long as there are people who want drugs, and as long as there are people who buy from spam, these will be profitable businesses. How do you decrease the demand for illegal drugs? If we could do that, we wouldn't need them to be illegal anymore, and we wouldn't need the "war on drugs".

      How do you get morons to quit buying junk from spam advertisements? If we could do that, spam would just dry up, and we wouldn't need laws, and we wouldn't even really need filters. But it still comes back to that question of "how?"

    10. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Zen+Punk · · Score: 1
      In reply to 2):


      Palmyra Atoll is U.S. Territory and U.S. laws apply there. Of course the point is moot since the only people on that island are a rotating staff of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Dept. eProvisia is not a real Corporation, and they are certainly not based in Palmyra Atoll.

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    11. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by pknoll · · Score: 1
      How do you get morons to quit buying junk from spam advertisements?

      Make it illegal to sell products that are advertised in that manner, and prosecute the sellers. As has been said many times here, follow the money.

    12. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Make it illegal to sell products that are advertised in that manner, and prosecute the sellers. As has been said many times here, follow the money.

      My point was, that's all nice and good to say, but can you do it? My reason for drawing a comparison to the "war on drugs" is that the comparible statement might be, "Make it illegal to sell drugs, and prosecute the drug lords." Great. Genius. Now go do it.

      Ok, first, it's hard. Second, even if you succeed in taking one guy down, another takes his place. It's not so easy.

      I repeat: If there's a demand, and there's enough profit to be had in meeting the demand, someone clever person will find a way to supply it. Even if it's risky, even if it's illegal.

    13. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      How do you get morons to quit buying junk from spam advertisements?

      Make it illegal to sell products that are advertised in that manner, and prosecute the sellers. As has been said many times here, follow the money.


      It won't work. there is too much money at stake for the credit card firms to give up 'subsidizing' spam. And even if they all refused to honor spam purchases and stopped setting up new email-based merchants, there is always checks and money orders available to facilitate payment for goods and services promoted by spam.

      As has been said elsewhere, spam is a societal issue. Since the hard core spammers won't quit spamming and law enforcement doesn't seem to scare them to stop, and email users by and large don't want to pay extra for the priveledge of using email (it is included in their internet connection agreement), why not use technological means to filter them out for good!
    14. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only workable solution I see is e-stamps of some kind. In other words, senders have to pay a small fee. Then mass mailings will no longer be profitable and should drop to a trickle.

      Bad news, Mr Sixpack: apparently your computer was hacked yesterday. You now owe $8bn in unpaid e-stamp charges.

      Nope, maybe not such a good idea after all?

    15. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Charging for outgoing bandwidth would kill two birds with one stone.

      No, it wouldn't tackle spam at all. One spam email, sent to a hundred thousand recipients, could only be a few dozen bytes long. How is charging a couple of cents for the bandwidth to spam a hundred thousand people ten thousand times each going to tackle spam? (If you charge more than a couple of cents per megabyte, everyday browsing would become prohibitively expensive.)

    16. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "My reason for drawing a comparison to the "war on drugs" is that the comparible statement might be, "Make it illegal to sell drugs, and prosecute the drug lords." Great. Genius. Now go do it."

      It's been done quite heavily in Columbia over the past few decades, but has fallen flat on it's face because when you're destroying the GDP of a poor country, you're going to face down more than one guy with a submachinegun. The 'war against drugs' has no real parallel with any grade of a war on spam, because there is no symmetric demand. Noone actually wants spam, and the only reason it arrives is people pay for delivery.

      OTOH, drugs are high demand by the endpoints who can shift around their supply. If you view it as a tree hierarchy, you can see the difference quite readily.

      "Second, even if you succeed in taking one guy down, another takes his place. It's not so easy."

      You're kidding? If you go after a company that offers money for bulk-mailing and is willing to use any one of the hundred or so 'salted' hosts that actually track for connecting trojans, then you have someone you can prosecute. Making it uneconomical to operate.

      If you don't think this is a valid way to tackle the problem, check out the $150 billion lawsuit against the tobacco companies, and they simply lied about the addictiveness of their product.

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    17. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "there is too much money at stake for the credit card firms to give up 'subsidizing' spam."

      Actually, the chargebacks from carding are one of the things they'd like to get rid of. For example 'chip and pin' is simply a method to shift liability rather than increasing security.

      "As has been said elsewhere, spam is a societal issue."

      And laws haven't been created to change social habits. Ever heard of the DMCA?

      "why not use technological means to filter them out for good!"

      That's what we're doing. Worked so far? No?

      This isn't about the credit card companies, because they don't have a say. The orginal poster was on about attacking the companies that allow their services to be advertised by spam, whether they explicitly allow it or not; this will then shift the liability to the companies collecting the money and mean that they have to go elsewhere for promotion, in a similar fashion to the way that tobacco advertising has been controlled out of existence.

      It encourages a clean house, similar to clean air acts making the polluters pay directly for their output, rather than taxpayers carrying the can for corporations unwilling to install scrubbers because it's 'uneconomical'.

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    18. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Noone actually wants spam, and the only reason it arrives is people pay for delivery.

      That's just not true. The only reason SPAM is around is because people buy stuff from it. If you think there aren't people silly/stupid enough to like getting spam, you're fooling yourself. Sure, most of us don't. The economy of the thing is that only a small percentage of the recipients need to respond in order for the venture to be profitable, but it does require that percentage, or it's not profitable. I remember hearing some researchers had come up with an estimate of the percentage of e-mail users who had bought something from spam, and thought I don't remember the percentage, I remember it was high. Not only higher than you'd think, but high like 30%.

      And admittedly, the people receiving the spam don't want it like they want drugs (with maybe some real nut-cases as the exception), but the result is the same. Between the people who will happily buy garbage from spam and the people producing garbage who want spam to sell it, there will continue to be a strong demand for people who can deliver spam successfully.

      If you go after a company that offers money for bulk-mailing and is willing to use any one of the hundred or so 'salted' hosts that actually track for connecting trojans, then you have someone you can prosecute. Making it uneconomical to operate.

      "Making it uneconomical for that particular spammer to continue operating according to that particular model," you mean. You see, because that was my point. You catch one guy, another guy can go for the same trick, and maybe be quite active for quite a while before you catch him too. By then, there will be someone else to take his place.

      If you make it illegal in the US, and by some voodoo, you make it so spammers really can't operate from inside the US, they can move out of the country. If you make one method of delivery uneconomical, some clever hacker will come up with another method of delivery. Make it so one of their hacks don't work will result in them coming up with new hacks.

      The solution, I predict, will either be a substantial alteration in the technology of e-mail, or you will have to convince people to stop buying the products spam sells. But I don't think you're going to convince the morons who buy spam-advertised garbage to stop.

      Or maybe it won't be solved. We seem to have gotten used to ads interrupting us every 5 mins, maybe we'll just all, culturally, get used to this, too.

      If you don't think this is a valid way to tackle the problem, check out the $150 billion lawsuit against the tobacco companies, and they simply lied about the addictiveness of their product.

      Oh yeah.... and that's put and end to the phenomenon of "smoking". Oh, wait. No, it hasn't. You must have been thinking about the way prohibition put an end to people drinking alcohol. Wait, that didn't work either...

    19. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      And laws haven't been created to change social habits. Ever heard of the DMCA?

      Easily flouted. Just have Americans in America post their DMCA-infringing information anonymously to Usenet or a throwaway/anti-DMCA friendly website/FTP site. Even better is for Non-USA individuals to post such information freely to the web--the DMCA doesn't applay to them as they are not U.S. citizens. However, because of the Berne Convention, copyright infringers may be extradited from one country to another as was the case of that guy from Australia.

      "why not use technological means to filter them out for good!"

      That's what we're doing. Worked so far? No?

      Until now. Unfortunately, my approach makes spam and malware 'almost impossible' NOT 100% impossible.

      As long as there is an internet and the people using it crave 'easy money', there will ALLWAYS be spam and (zombie mail relay based) malware.

    20. Re:Spam won't be gone until... by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "Unfortunately, my approach makes spam and malware 'almost impossible' NOT 100% impossible."

      Nice approach, but we discarded it a couple of years ago because of it's catch-all nature, and the uncomfortable problem of people *liking* HTML in their emails, not to mention the whole attachment problem.

      Are you interested in talking about a different approach off-board?

      "As long as there is an internet and the people using it crave 'easy money', there will ALLWAYS be spam and (zombie mail relay based) malware."

      True enough, but that's just an evolution of society getting used to the internet; exactly the same flavour of 'dodges' can be used anywhere in pretty much any medium, which just indicates to me that the internet as a whole should evolve, just on extremely open standards.

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  21. $20 a month? by Aardpig · · Score: 1

    At first, I thought that too cheap to be true. However, let's do the math. I receive c. 200 spams a day. That's 6000 per month. I think I could hand-filter that many spams within an hour, so that gives a rate of $20/hour -- which isn't bargain basement, but still pretty reasonable.

    The problem comes, of course, in whether they can hand-filter my inbox with the same speed and accuracy as me. 99 times out of 100, I don't even need to open an email to see if its spam -- I know what emails I'm expecting to receive on a given day. Therefore, I can do the filtering pretty fast -- especially if the spam titles are sorted alphabetically, as this makes duplicates stick out like a sore thumb.

    But could this company, who has no knowledge of what I consider to be spam, filter at the same rate? If not, then their income rate starts to drop to levels where I don't think they can be commercially viable.

    Of course, I haven't read the article yet, so I'm probably blowing hot air out of my arse. But hey, it's Monday morning, and I'd far rather be waffling on /, than writing up a very boring paper.

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    1. Re:$20 a month? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first, I thought that too cheap to be true. However, let's do the math. I receive c. 200 spams a day. That's 6000 per month. I think I could hand-filter that many spams within an hour, so that gives a rate of $20/hour -- which isn't bargain basement, but still pretty reasonable.



      6000 an hour is 1.66 per second. Considering that they have to essentially read each email including your real ones, that is impossible. On top of that, it's $20/year, not $20/month. So that would be 20 spams per second.
    2. Re:$20 a month? by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      On top of that, it's $20/year, not $20/month.

      Yeah, when I posted it was quoted as $20/month; that's now been corrected to $20/year. Which seems impossibly low given the number of spams they would have to filter.

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  22. Having RTFA... by troon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...that site *must* be a spoof. All the disclaimers and address in Palmyra Atoll is so dodgy.

    Besides, I used to live out that way (Kiribati, in the early 1970s, then called the Gilbert Islands), and I don't recall hearing about these guys! Oh, wait, 1993...

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    1. Re:Having RTFA... by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      All the disclaimers and address in Palmyra Atoll is so dodgy.

      Especially since Palmyra Atoll is "uninhabited" with "no economic activity," and "managed as a nature reserve."

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    2. Re:Having RTFA... by crowdozer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yah I bet a small nature reserve island in the middle of the Pacific has a sweet broadband connection and population to facilitate such a business. Perhaps they are training monkeys to sort your spam. That would explain the price.

    3. Re:Having RTFA... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see, it's a spinoff from that project of re-creating the works of Shakespeare.

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  23. Business model? by Empiric · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "24 hours a day" * 30 days/month = 720 hours

    $20 per month / 720 hours = about 3 cents an hour.

    Since they say they begin "manually reviewing, hand-picking and approving important correspondence", how does this work? To pay someone $6/hour, they'd need to be reviewing at least 200 mailboxes simultaneously. My confidence level of their accuracy under these circumstances would be considerably -lower- than a software solution.

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    1. Re:Business model? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      ...and, according to their site (contrary to headline), it's $19.95 a -year-. So, make that 2400 mailboxes... Fast readers, I hope.

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    2. Re:Business model? by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      >> My confidence level of their accuracy under these circumstances would be considerably -lower- than a software solution.

      I'd be VERY surprised if they don't use automated filters as a first-line-of-defense (maybe with fairly lax rules just to weed out 90% of the spam). They can also build white-lists for your mailbox pretty easily.

      So, if they have to manually filter 1% of the mail coming in (anything that makes it through the spam filters, minus whatever's on white lists), then 200 mailboxes isn't so tough to do.

      MadCow.

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    3. Re:Business model? by wren337 · · Score: 1


      If all 2400 people got 100 emails a day you'd be looking at 2.7 emails a second. But how many are unique emails?

      One aspect of spam is that you're looking for a million copies of the same email after headers. if you only look at unique emails (by hash?) for ALL of your customers you're probably in better shape.

      Even if every spam were tweaked slightly by the sender, there is most likely a signature that you could pick out to identify a specific spam and discard all 12 million copies at once. this kind of manual filtering would work great across many mailboxes.

    4. Re:Business model? by Brento · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "24 hours a day" * 30 days/month = 720 hours

      $20 per month / 720 hours = about 3 cents an hour.


      No, because remember they have more than one customer, and it's not a ratio of one employee to one customer. One employee can probably service dozens and dozens of users, especially if you're prescreening email with SpamAssassin. When I start work in the morning, I can clear out the night's junk mail (after SpamAssassin's leftovers) in a matter of seconds.

      I'd be more interesting in seeing the lag time between a mail going in, and it being "cleared" by their spam system.

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    5. Re:Business model? by jrumney · · Score: 1
      I'd be VERY surprised if they don't use automated filters as a first-line-of-defense

      And I'd be VERY surprised if they did anything other than take your money and sell your address to the few spammers that don't already have it. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

    6. Re:Business model? by abhinavmodi · · Score: 1

      Another great opportunity for outsourcing ? Hmm ..BPO should take this up as another revenue generation stream - With Payroll and customer support, Phase 1: Spam Filtering : BPO handles mailboxes and weeds out SPAM Phase 2: Mail Filtering : BPO handles mailboxes, weeds out SPAM, and then prioritizes your mail. What the heck, Phase 1 blew up your privacy anyway .. :)

    7. Re:Business model? by menscher · · Score: 1
      Didn't you notice the ** footnote on their "24 hours a day"? It says "Timezone differences may apply". In other words, they work 1 hour/day, but it covers all 24 hours _somewhere_ in the world.

      Clever marketing. ;)

    8. Re:Business model? by joelanders · · Score: 1

      Note that its 3 Palmyra Atoll cents an hour...

  24. hilarious by alatesystems · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Look at this about page.

    Im going to include their footnotes on that pge in parentheses and bold.

    Privately funded in 1993, now with customers in 40 countries(Not all currently recognized by UN) and over $67 million(Palmyra Atoll dollars) in cash reserves, the company experienced a phenomenal growth

    1. Re:hilarious by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 5, Funny

      Coincidentally, $67 million Palmyra Atoll dollars is the estimated value of that Free Dell Desktop PC that's just waiting for those who click on your .sig.

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    2. Re:hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell are Palmyra Atoll dollars? The United States OWNS the atoll.

      Info on Palmyra Atoll
      Note "no economic activity"

      So I guess $67 million in cash reserves translates (given the exchange rate of $0 Palmyra Atoll Dollars per $1 US Dollar) to $0 in real money! Congratulations.

    3. Re:hilarious by plover · · Score: 1

      Is that "$67 million Palmyra Atoll dollars" as in "Hey, you got an extra $2 million Palmyra Atoll dollars on you? I wanna hit McDonalds on the way home and I'm a bit short till Friday."

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    4. Re:hilarious by ites · · Score: 1

      I guess the $19.95 per month is also in $ Palmyra. It's very cheap: two cowries and a handful of sand.

      The web site is either a joke or a hoax.

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    5. Re:hilarious by ShadoHawk · · Score: 1

      Hmmm from http://nature.org/wherewework/asiapacific/palmyra/

      I found out that.

      "Palmyra is an equatorial atoll, a circular string of 54 small, heavily vegetated islets formed by the growth of coral on the rim of an ancient submerged volcano. The Palmyra Atoll is a thousand miles south of Hawaii, an untold distance from civilization. Uninhabited by humans and wild to the core, it is the last intact marine wilderness in the U.S. tropics."

      From this site http://www.phrasebase.com/countries/Palmyra%20Atol l.html I found that this is part of a US territory... I am thinking to myself, "Why would I claim to be a nation to myself?"

      I don't know, but I really like the map and the pictures. I can't wait to go to my hot jungle... OF LOVE AND ANTISPAM!!

    6. Re:hilarious by Umbro2 · · Score: 2, Funny
      With all your attention focused on annoying us with your free ads for a DellPC (who wants one?) or an IPod (who doesn't already have one?); you missed the best one:

      These people are "working 24 hours a day (Timezone differences may apply)"

    7. Re:hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      The terms of service are even better (emphasis added):
      (1) Warranties and waivers. You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service. eProvisia LCC may choose to share any information acquired in the course of providing its services with other entities, and may, at its sole discretion and based on this information, take whichever actions the company, its affiliates, subsidiaries, or representatives, consider to be appropriate. You henceforth void your reasonable expectation of privacy, and your constitutional rights to a fair and speedy trial.

      Wow, I can't believe slashdot took this seriously.

    8. Re:hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      These people are "working 24 hours a day (Timezone differences may apply)"

      It simply means that when you switch to daylight savings time, you will have a 23-hour day. If they were to claim 24-hour coverage for a 23-hour day, that would be mighty suspicious wouldn't it? Why, someone might even be inclined to think they were a hoax or something. No, they just are trying to be honest and upfront.

  25. Spamassassin works great by Stone316 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    if its setup properly and bayes is enabled. Since Aug. 1st i've recieved 1800 emails flagged as spam... A few false positives but I have my threshold set pretty low. About 140 emails have gotten through and soon i'll take that folder and process it. Before I started processing spam that wasn't caught by spamassassin about 4-5 were getting through a day.. Now its once every few days.

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    1. Re:Spamassassin works great by sig · · Score: 1
      1800 spams in almost 2 months?! Man, you are a lightweight. I've received over 15,000 spams in that time. You might as well forget the filter cause, brother, you barely need it.

      (And just for the record, I've had 13 false negatives and zero false positives in that same interval using dspam)

  26. It is by spam alone I set my mind in motion by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Funny

    What the article doesn't mention is that this "human-powered spam filtering" consists of Mentats who have been specially trained to use the latest Bayesian filters, and who bear the Imperial conditioning against deleting important messages.

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    1. Re:It is by spam alone I set my mind in motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you haven't been receiving my messages about "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! ONLY $9.95 PER MONTH!!!!"?

  27. Its a joke ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (3) Choice of Law and Jurisdiction. These Terms of Use will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Uninhabited Sovereign Territory of Palmyra Atoll, without giving effect to its conflict of laws and provisions of your actual state or country of residence. Any claims, legal proceedings, or litigations regarding eProvisia LCC and its affiliates, subsidiaries, and representatives, will be brought solely in and you consent to the jurisdiction of Palmyra Atoll courts.

    1. Re:Its a joke ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It has to be a joke or a scam...http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factboo k/geos/lq.html Read the CIA's description of that island and decide for yourself. Seems pretty unlikely this is legit. I would guess the only thing you would receive by contacting this "company" is more spam.

  28. Would you please remind me... by Zx-man · · Score: 0

    ...What does the word ``privacy'' mean? Do you really want to get rid of spam (perhaps, even in significant quantities) by the cost of letting strangers, thus anonymous for yourself, read your mail?

  29. I can vouch for... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

    ...Barracuda Networks Spam Firewall. After we got it where I work, it didn't take me much time to set up and it seems to do a great job after the initial training period.

    At home I use ASSP as it's pretty simple to set up sompared to Spam Assassin.

    1. Re:I can vouch for... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Barracuda Spam Firewalls are so effective that they literally sell themselves. Whenever we have a client who is having spam problems we recomend they do a trial period with a Barracuda, when the trial period is over and we tell them they need to buy it or return it they ALWAYS buy, without exception. It's that good.

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    2. Re:I can vouch for... by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      From the looks of it, you've got to have a pretty good e-mail volume to make it worthwhile.

      Their low end unit is for up to a million messages a day. Wow - that is a lot of e-mail traffic. I've set up an e-mail gateway machine that scans for viruses and spam using pre-existing equipment, but we only get about 500-700 e-mails per day here.

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    3. Re:I can vouch for... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Nah, our smallest client with one has less than 25 employees, biggest a couple hundred. The hardware and software can handle crazy large volume but they aren't really that expensive and work wonders. They can pay for themselves pretty quickly if you have say 50 people wasting a couple minutes a day on spam. And of course for my clients having to not fix just a couple computers with spyware saves them enough on consulting fees that again the unit has paid for itself.

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    4. Re:I can vouch for... by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Like I said, I've got a spamassassin box already set up or I'd look into it. Most of our spam comes to one or two employees, or to our "garbage" account and doesn't need to be handled anyway.

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  30. isn't this similar to what gmail does? by laard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    from my understanding, all gmail users that click the little "report spam" button are essentially helping build the database and increase the effectiveness of its filters... though I guess they must be careful because this could potentially generate a lot of false positives.

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  31. bank statement by email by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    I've got my bank and credicard statement sent by email, hope they won't look into those email. :)

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  32. LLC Companies by jeffs72 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, LLC's are the smart way to do a partnership. In a partnership, all principles enjoy equal responsibility for mishaps. In LLC's, all principles enjoy shared responsibility.

    I guess the best way to sum it up would be to quote my Business Legal Environment professor: "...and I hope that now you all have a clear understanding of partnerships. Now let me give you a word of advice, never form one."


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    1. Re:LLC Companies by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      Ya, no kidding. I work in the video production/post-production field and I have yet to hear from someone who hasn't been screwed-over by their "partner".

      I'd never form a partnership.

      N.

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    2. Re:LLC Companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be an LLP - Limited Liability Partnership. I am going to tell your Business Legal Environment professor to mark 10 pts off you next test.

    3. Re:LLC Companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are valid reasons to form an LP. And lumping LPs together with GPs is overgeneralization.

      My employer's company runs about twenty LPs. They invest in other business entities that carry the actual risk, so the "equal responsibilities for mishaps" is quite limited.

      At least I think that's how it works. But I guarantee you that the lawyers & execs running this boat understand it better than you & me, & maybe even your BLE professor too.

      Boy, I hope this "Post Anonymously" works right.

    4. Re:LLC Companies by Net_Wakker · · Score: 1
      I work in the video production/post-production field and I have yet to hear from someone who hasn't been screwed-over by their "partner".
      So, you work in pr0n.
      (Sorry. couldnt resist...)
  33. this has to be a joke by unformed · · Score: 4, Informative


    Palmyra Atoll is a thousand miles south of Hawaii, an untold distance from civilization. Uninhabited by humans and wild to the core, it is the last intact marine wilderness in the U.S. tropics.

    1. Re:this has to be a joke by chill · · Score: 1

      Well, not exactly "wild to the core". I remember reading a real estate ad for this island, about 15-20 years ago, when the U.S. Gov't was selling it.

      It used to have a military base and an airstrip capable of handling a Boeing 727. I always wondered who bought it, now I know. The Nature Conservancy probably converted part of the old base for their staff. I'd suspect they probably kept the airstrip in semi-decent condition, since it would be one hell of a lot easier/quicker to fly in that to sail over there in an emergency.

      -Charles

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    2. Re:this has to be a joke by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1
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  34. GMail outcry by TVC15 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And people were upset when it was 'discovered' that GMail was going to programatically 'read' your email to provide contextual advertising (and spam filtering) as an invasion of privacy? Here we will have actual _people_ reading your private correspondences. No thanks.

  35. Not as hard as you might think... by atomic+noodle · · Score: 1

    They probably use open source spam filtering apps to presort the e-mails into definite spam, definite non-spam, and uncertain. Then only check the borderline cases by hand.

    1. Re:Not as hard as you might think... by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Probably.

      But it seems like this idea is broken if they let people say "I'll take commercial mail about subject X", and if they don't, how's it personal?

      --
      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  36. Some juicy tidbits on eProvisia by looney9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So the first line on their front page reads:

    "For the first time ever: 100% reliability in combating spam. Guaranteed."

    But the first two bullet points of their TOS also read:

    "You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service."

    AND

    "You agree to hold harmless and indemnify eProvisia LCC and its affiliates, subsidiaries, and representatives, from and against any legal claims, including liability for the company not adhering to the terms and conditions of this agreement. "

    So they guarantee to stop 100% of spam...but if they don't, that's too bad as they never claimed to anyway and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

    Some juicy info on the Palmyra Atoll:

    "Palmyra Atoll Palmyra is an equatorial atoll, a circular string of 54 small, heavily vegetated islets formed by the growth of coral on the rim of an ancient submerged volcano. The Palmyra Atoll is a thousand miles south of Hawaii, an untold distance from civilization. Uninhabited by humans and wild to the core, it is the last intact marine wilderness in the U.S. tropics."

    So they are claiming human spam filtering from a place which is uninhabited by humans. I guess it is true that if you have a million monkeys banging on the keyboard they could actually turn out a real product.

    1. Re:Some juicy tidbits on eProvisia by Jakhel · · Score: 1

      you mean like the complete works of William Shakespear?

  37. additionally, by unformed · · Score: 1

    the phone number [(+78 327) 47 01 99 ] they provide does not exist. No country has +78 has their country code.

  38. Sweatshops by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

    I dunno, I just get this image of a spam filtering sweatshop in southeast asia. People being forced to read about penis enlargements, mortgages and porn sites all day long for pennies a day and no bathroom breaks.

    1. Re:Sweatshops by cpghost · · Score: 1

      With our new and improved INSERT-PRODUCT-NAME-HERE, you can break out of that awful sweatshop where you have to constantly read about penis enlargement, mortages and porn sites all day long for pennies a day and no bathroom breaks...

      blah blah blih fish cheese microprocessor blam blom. You need an HTML-enabled mail reader...

      --
      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
  39. synergy! by H8X55 · · Score: 4, Funny

    synergy!

    I was waiting for synergy to pop up there somewhere...

    What's a mission statement, About Us page, or memo from management without synergy?!?

    1. Re:synergy! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      It's a triple word score if they verb-ize it too.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    2. Re:synergy! by essreenim · · Score: 1

      proactivity, hands-on, energise, deliverable, framework, structure, self-management, sel-spawning, self-duplication, morphing, evapouration, disappearing and magically reappearing, self combusting, teleporting, documenting, ass licking, bull shitting.

    3. Re:synergy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't write the word as bad :-)

      It's a perfectly good word. But those About us/Mission statement/etc. which just throw the word around in the hopes of actually achieving what it represents... that's lame.

    4. Re:synergy! by hunterx11 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "What do you do?"
      "I produce synergy. And books on how to cheat at Bridge."

      --
      English is easier said than done.
    5. Re:synergy! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Our world-class product-lines are synerging to the world's top solution. Due to our powerful enhanced object-oriented framework, we can provide reliable solutions to our customers.

      Anything missing, ehm ... I mean, is there any possibility of further improvement by adding new exciting words which ideally should have been there from the beginning?

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    6. Re:synergy! by Glog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah the good old times - the last company I worked for was called "Synergize Solutions". It was during the "boom" times so we had "free donuts Friday".

    7. Re:synergy! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      If it was based on software, it could use fifth-generation programming languages. (Or is the meaningless language generation count up to sixth or seventh now?) Since it's humans, I guess they use Natural AI Technology.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    8. Re:synergy! by cooley · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean "biodegradeable" AI tech?

      --
      Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling Everything You Know Is Wrong!-Weird Al
    9. Re:synergy! by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Somebody actually used the word "synergy" in my company once. This was especially disturbing in light of the facts that this is actually a pretty good and generally rather enlightened place to work. Also, we're one of the top companies in our field (which happens to be corporate spam filtering and email archiving for compliance with ).

      It was used as the reason why I couldn't work from home most of the time, despite the fact that I can actually get more work done on those rare occasions when I do work from home. Something about the "synergy" of people all coming together in a work place. This despite the fact that the team I lead is all in another country and we communicate exclusively by instant messaging and email, except for a conference call team meeting once a week (they're in another native English-speaking country and they are all native English speakers, or this would be really difficult).

      It wasn't my boss who said this, of course. My boss would never say something like that and probably wouldn't care if the only time I ever came to the office was for the weekly conference call (b/c I don't have that kind of phone system at home). It was somebody higher up. My boss had actually taken the idea of having me work from home to the higher-ups. My position was that it's a win-win: I like it, I'm more productive because it's comfortable and quiet, it saves me commuting time and money and wear and tear on my car, it saves the company money because I will supply all of my own connectivity and necessary computer equipment and will bring my notebook on days when I work in the office, and finally - I would probably work forever for a company that let me work from home 3 or 4 days a week.

      All those benefits for both sides, and instead of a view of tree-covered hills out my living room window as a I work, I have a view of the gray walls of a cubicle, and if I turn a round, I can see some skyscrapers in the distance out a window by some other cubicles. All in the name of synergy.

      Ah, well. This is still a pretty good place to work, I have a bunch of cheap stock options that will likely pay off, and we're doing well against our competition. I still like working here, despite the view. There are lots of people who can't say that.

  40. I'd be a bit suspicious by J+Mack+Daddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A piece of software that is filtering your spam is not being paid to do it. Yes it's creators were perhaps paid, but at least they are one step removed. A paid human-based service doing spam-filtering, however, would have a direct motive to want as much spam flying around as possible, so as to have as many potential customers as possible. I wouldn't be surprised if this company was created by and is being funded by the spammers themselves as just one more way to make money from spam! .

    --

    Jiggity

  41. Errors by Aggrazel · · Score: 1

    The human rate of error would actually be far worse than that of a spamassassin + RBL + DNSBL type filter. A human fatigues, the machine does not. The new filters are smart enough to update themselves, and while a human might catch some things the machine does not, the machine is less likely to fat finger a button and send your important emails to /dev/null.

    Besides, machines are faster. Big John be damned.

    1. Re:Errors by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      But a human just reviewing messages that are "close" to being spam will be more accurate than spamassassin + RBL + DNSBL alone.

      --
      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
  42. Palmyra Atoll dollars by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even better the $67 million dollars in cash reserves are in Palmyra Atoll dollars; I wonder what the exchange rate is?

    One Palmyra Atoll dollar = 17 pieces of mithril, or approximately twenty kilograms of fairy dust.

    There's no such thing, people. This is a joke.

    --

    I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
    1. Re:Palmyra Atoll dollars by jonadab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > One Palmyra Atoll dollar = 17 pieces of mithril, or approximately twenty
      > kilograms of fairy dust. There's no such thing, people. This is a joke.

      Actually, mithril does exist. It's also known as titanium ore or titanium
      steel (depending on whether it's being mined or whether a worked object is
      being described).

      It's Adamantium that hasn't been invented yet. Unlike mithril, adamantium is
      not vulnerable to the liquid nitrogen freeze-and-shatter attack. It is
      speculated to contain plastic polymer in addition to metal alloy, but we don't
      know how to actually make it.

      HTH.HAND.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  43. Re: Barracuda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if you actually *made* a release, sf.net would show it. I know it would, because it works for my projects.

  44. Hmmmm. by modifried · · Score: 2, Funny

    "... working 24 hours a day**..."

    "** - Timezone differences may apply."

    Damn. I was all excited about the fact that they worked 24 hours a day, but I live on the west coast.

    1. Re:Hmmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bump his score up!
      That was funny!

      anonbast

  45. Filtering using spelling checker... by baywulf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why can't we use spelling checkers to filter spam? It seems all the spam now uses mispelled words and numbers in words to trip other filtering methods. So measure percent words mispelled or with numbers in them and above a particular threshold consider it spam.

    1. Re:Filtering using spelling checker... by Andrewkov · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unfortunately that would block email from most of my friends...

    2. Re:Filtering using spelling checker... by Tar-Palantir · · Score: 3, Funny

      I take it you've never seen how my 12-year-old sister and her friends type.

      OMG tht is sooo cool!!!1 rlly? no way!! ... you get the idea. It's enough to make a spell-checker turn in its dictionary.

    3. Re:Filtering using spelling checker... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      I did this some time ago in the very first version of software I wrote here. I set the method aside for a method that is faster and doesn't depend on spelling.

    4. Re:Filtering using spelling checker... by zeoslap · · Score: 1

      It's a good idea, also in response to the 'my friends can't spell or write in l33t speak' crowd as long as it uses a local dictionary then it's still a valid method. Me likee.

  46. I had an epiphany yesterday by Jakhel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was out with my girlfriend yesterday morning, we went to breakfast and left the restaurant. When we arrived back at her place, she noticed that I had a flier attached to my car window. Something I had never even noticed when driving. It was for some silly event that I can't remember but it made me start thinking. You know, this is just spam..and yet I'm not all that upset about it. In fact, you see spam everywhere in life, but people rarely get as upset or harbor such a strong emotional feeling toward it. For example:

    Billboards - Spam. I didn't ask to see all that while driving

    Homeless people begging for money - Spam. Like the Nigerian guys trying who promise you 1 gazillion dollars once you donate 5k

    Fliers - Spam. (eventhough I'm always interested in what what is going on my city, but please don't put it on my car window without asking)

    People who wear clothes that have the clothing logo in 20 inch font plastered on the chest - Spam. I'm not going to buy clothes just because they say Von Dutch so stop trying to get me to buy them

    Cell phone company trademarked ring tones - Spam. It's like they're trying to get me to buy a nokia phone by playing it's themesong over and over.

    Bumperstickers - Spam.

    Racing Decals - Spam.

    Racing Decals on Jackets - Spam.

    Can you think of any more? Feel free to jump in

    Sorry if this is off topic..I just wanted to share. Why? Because sharing is caring.

    1. Re:I had an epiphany yesterday by datastalker · · Score: 1

      The difference is that with email, you *PAY* to receive it.

      When you get postal spam, or windshield spam, or billboard spam, there's no ISP fee.

      You PAY your ISP for your email. When other people flood your InBox with crap, they are stealing from you and your ISP (by taking up your bandwidth and/or computer processing, and the ISP's server resources).

      SPAM is theft of service, and that's why people get pissed about it.

    2. Re:I had an epiphany yesterday by Jakhel · · Score: 1

      Actually, Gmail, mail.com, yahoo mail, hotmail etc. are all free. I don't pay for them. In fact, I dont use the email address given to my BY my ISP. Why people would ever pay for an email address is beyond me.

    3. Re:I had an epiphany yesterday by evan1l38 · · Score: 1


      Well...if you had 200 messages stuck under your windshield wipers you might start to feel differently about it. I get about 200 spam a day. My email address was getting almost unusable (SpamAssassin helped a LOT.) If I got just a few spam messages a day I wouldn't care either, but ... 200 a day starts to cause major problems.

      --

      Evan Reynolds evanthx@hotmail.com
      Two peanuts crossed the street. One was assaulted.

  47. Guaranteed? by bluntmanspam · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the home page (in BIG H1 font):
    For the first time ever: 100% reliability in combating spam. Guaranteed.
    But from the first point on the TOS page:
    (1) Warranties and waivers. You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service.
    Hmmm...
  48. Baraccuda by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

    We use the Baraccuda spam firewall here at work and it works great. We have approximately 250 users, so the smallest version was fine for us. It's blocking an average of 1000 spam, 100 virus infected emails, and allowing less than 5 spam through per day (company wide, not per user). It's NEVER incorrectly blocked a message, especially since I have it set up with the proper whitelists from our business partners. I've spent an average of 15 minutes a week tweaking the settings, and it automatically updates its filters, so administration costs are low. I'd recommend it to any company.

    --
    You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. --Winston Churchill
  49. It's called the "Delete" key... by Vexler · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...and you'd be a fool to pay $20 per.

  50. Snaremail.com by JSkills · · Score: 1
    --- begin on-topic shameless plug ---

    I recently started a service for spam filtering. The idea was to combine several types of filtering as well as allowing a given user to create their own rules. Between whitelisting your uploaded address book, effective use of Spamassassin, Vipul's Razor, (careful use of) the RBL, we also create human made global rules to reject certain types of spam that slip through.

    The real draw of the service is that people can use it on an existing email address, by providing POP3 info and picking up filtered mail at the Snaremail server. This is the novelty that I believe makes most new users happy - not having to switch email addresses.

    A good friend of mine worked at Brightmail and told me for years, they had many people assigned to adding new mail rules via regular expressions all day. It's a never ending job if you take that approach I'd imagine ...

    I'm sure many of the /. crowd has got their own solutions, but for the joe user who wishes to keep an existing email address, I'm getting good feedback.

    --- end on-topic shameless plug ---

  51. The Terms of Service are scary! by gnasby · · Score: 1

    One look at the terms of service ought to be enough to scare away any customer (at least one with half a brain):

    Have a look at: http://eprovisia.dione.cc/tos.html. An excerpt is below:

    By viewing pages or using products and services of eProvisia LCC, you acknowledge and consent to the following terms and conditions:

    (1) Warranties and waivers. You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service. eProvisia LCC may choose to share any information acquired in the course of providing its services with other entities, and may, at its sole discretion and based on this information, take whichever actions the company, its affiliates, subsidiaries, or representatives, consider to be appropriate. You henceforth void your reasonable expectation of privacy, and your constitutional rights to a fair and speedy trial.

    (2) Indemnification. You agree to hold harmless and indemnify eProvisia LCC and its affiliates, subsidiaries, and representatives, from and against any legal claims, including liability for the company not adhering to the terms and conditions of this agreement.

    (3) Choice of Law and Jurisdiction. These Terms of Use will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Uninhabited Sovereign Territory of Palmyra Atoll, without giving effect to its conflict of laws and provisions of your actual state or country of residence. Any claims, legal proceedings, or litigations regarding eProvisia LCC and its affiliates, subsidiaries, and representatives, will be brought solely in and you consent to the jurisdiction of Palmyra Atoll courts.

    Yikes!

    1. Re:The Terms of Service are scary! by saintp · · Score: 1
      Focusing on number three:
      (3) Choice of Law and Jurisdiction. These Terms of Use will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Uninhabited Sovereign Territory of Palmyra Atoll.... Any claims ... will be brought ...to the jurisdiction of Palmyra Atoll courts.
      From the CIA world factbook,
      Legal system: the laws of the US, where applicable, apply
    2. Re:The Terms of Service are scary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it's just copied from GMail.

  52. Great Idea by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    But I would want the BSD rating to be 1 for complete bullshit and 0 for no Bullshit. So take 1 and subtract your result of 0 for a BSD of 1 for the paragraph.

    --
    Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
  53. That beats the Nigerian scam. by Fantasio · · Score: 2

    The most dismaying is the number of suckers who'll fall in it.

    1. Re:That beats the Nigerian scam. by legojenn · · Score: 1

      Oh man! I can't believe I fell for it. I'm glad I used my yahoo account that I use for signing-up for things and put in fake information. We'll see if my yahoo box gets more traffic.

      --
      I make a reasonable middle-class wage by going to work and not spamming blogs with scams.
  54. up side? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Hey, maybe if all the offshore people who know English are tied up in spam filtering jobs, they won't be available to take away our programming jobs.

  55. It gets better... by alakon · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Screams IP theft.
    (1) Warranties and waivers. You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service. eProvisia LCC may choose to share any information acquired in the course of providing its services with other entities, and may, at its sole discretion and based on this information, take whichever actions the company, its affiliates, subsidiaries, or representatives, consider to be appropriate. You henceforth void your reasonable expectation of privacy, and your constitutional rights to a fair and speedy trial.

    Not only that, but the contract is "governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Uninhabited Sovereign Territory of Palmyra Atoll, ..."

  56. Many Solutions Already (indirectly) Human-Powered by tabdelgawad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many popular anti-spam systems, e.g. those implemented by webmail services, are already indirectly human-powered. Users classify their own spam emails and the everyone benefits system-wide without privacy concerns.

    I'd say the system works pretty well. My Yahoo account, which was unusable after being harvested from my Usenet postings, is usable again. I just checked, and I have 426 messages in my bulk (spam) folder and 9 in my inbox. Of the nine, half (ok, 4!) are auto-responses from mail daemons to messages I never sent, while the other half are spam that escaped the filters. Not bad at all for a few days' worth of mail.

    I think a sensible business model is for the webmail services to leverage their huge, continually updated, spam database and license them to ISPs, who can then filter spam at the server level before users download anything. I think that's much more elegant than software+community based solutions implemented at the user level.

    --
    Imposing Libertarian views on everyone online since 1992.
  57. It's a joke. by Rabin+Vincent · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why?
    1. The site is hosted at eprovisia.dione.cc, and dione.cc is something of a Polish linux group's website, of which our friend arturs is a member.
    2. The "company" is "incorporated" at "Palmyra Atoll, a small nature preserve somewhere near Hawai'i. There's nothing there but nature.
    3. The geographical co-ordinates are in the postal address: Islet 7, 5 52 N 162 06 W.
    4. There's no +78 dialling code.

      This is a great joke, and once more Slashdot's been had.

      -Rabin

    1. Re:It's a joke. by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, what has my brother been working for for the past six months? Who's been writing him all those valid paychecks? This is real, trust me.

      --
      Information theory is life. The rest is just the KL divergence.
    2. Re:It's a joke. by rasz · · Score: 1

      >The site is hosted at eprovisia.dione.cc, and dione.cc is something of a Polish linux group's website, of which our friend arturs is a member.

      Ok, now check whose the admin of this site :).

  58. Learn to take a joke, everyone!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This website is obviously playing a very subtle joke... the kind that slashdotters are oblivious too.

    Don't believe me? Think about it for a second. The company states that it is convieniently located in the Palmyra Atoll, which is a thousand miles from nowhere. I doubt it even has Internet capabilities. eProvisia was founded in 1993... when spam really wasn't a problem yet. Certainly not enough of a problem for people to pay money to have their inboxes cleaned. These things plus a whole lot of other things say this website is just a joke, probably created by the story submitter.

    Now take a deep breath, and laugh. Please?

  59. Obvious Scam by tinytim · · Score: 1
    Let's see here... They have 100 specialists on an uninhabited island. They have $67 million in worthless currency (literally - currency has no value if there are no inhabitants to spend it). They have a 100% guarantee but no guarantees. You agree to the jurisdiction of an uninhabited island and wave your rights to a trial. They will charge unspecified surcharges and don't define whether the $19.95 is in US dollars or Palmyra Atoll dollars or something else. "Conveniently located in the heart of Palmyra Atoll." - Thousands of miles from anywhere != convenient.

    Their contact email (eprovisia@dione.cc) is interesting too. "whois dione.cc@whois.www.tv" tells me that the domain is registered to a Canadian address, but "www.dione.cc" is full of polish text and is the same as "www.dione.ids.pl".

    C'mon, they only have like 4 pages to their site, and each one of them has a obvious scam red flag...

  60. There's a dupe site by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 4, Informative

    at eprovisia.coredump.cx.

    This site is a joke, and no more represents an actual business than that other famous site with a .cx domain.

    --

    I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
    1. Re:There's a dupe site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This site is a joke, and no more represents an actual business than that other famous site with a .cx domain.

      Slashdot.cx?

  61. hmmm....... by cranky_slacker · · Score: 1

    i'm having a hard time believing this service is for real, but if it is, you would think they could take some of that $67 million and get a decent web site design done....not that there's anything wrong with teenage girls and FrontPage...but i'm just saying....

    1. Re:hmmm....... by Tazzy531 · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you didn't read the footnote:
      $67 million Palmyra Atoll dollars
      With a population of 0, I'm not sure that Palmyra Atoll dollars are in high demand

      --


      _______________________________
      "I'm not Conceited...I'm just a realist..."
    2. Re:hmmm....... by cranky_slacker · · Score: 1

      no, i saw the footnote....and since this company probably isn't legit, it doesn't matter, but my point was that if I were introducing my business to the world, I would go armed with a better site design than that...One good book which covers, HTML, CSS and maybe Perl can be had for $50 and the "owner" could have himself a better site with a little reading and a little time...

  62. Slashdot has been trolled, kthanxbye by brickbat · · Score: 4, Informative

    This company can't possibly be real.

    Anybody read their terms of service? You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service. eProvisia LCC may choose to share any information acquired in the course of providing its services with other entities, and may, at its sole discretion and based on this information, take whichever actions the company, its affiliates, subsidiaries, or representatives, consider to be appropriate. You henceforth void your reasonable expectation of privacy, and your constitutional rights to a fair and speedy trial.

    And their contact information. Um, Palmyra Atoll is an uninhabited pile of sand in the Pacific Ocean. "Palmyra Atoll dollars?" BWAHAHAHA.

    Leveraging our paradigm-shifting product line with state of the art technology developed by a dedicated team of professionals, we offer a significant competitive advantage on the diversified but fragmented market of best of breed anti-spam solutions. That line sounds like it was generated with the Web Economy Bullshit Generator.

    Thanks for the laugh, Hemos. No, I'm laughing at you, not with you.

    1. Re:Slashdot has been trolled, kthanxbye by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      Before you start laughing at Hemos, shouldn't you consider the possibility that he is laughing at all the suckers reading /.?

      --
      - These characters were randomly selected.
    2. Re:Slashdot has been trolled, kthanxbye by brickbat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's possible that Hemos has grown so tired of /. that he's just decided to turn it into a massive meta-troll site. Even the most optimistic nerds would grow deeply cynical after dealing with this crowd for six years. ;-)

  63. has anyone noticed.. by thewalled · · Score: 1

    or is it just me..

    http://dione.cc/ is administered by Michal Zalewski of http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/ fame.. quite admired for his hacking skills.

    Some quick hacks that come to mind immediately are p0f/p0f2 and catty

  64. Payment in labor by bstadil · · Score: 1
    Your argument is not quite true.

    For stuff in the mailbox or fliers on your windshieled you "pay" by having to remove it.

    --
    Help fight continental drift.
    1. Re:Payment in labor by datastalker · · Score: 1

      And that is analagous to the delete key. Only you don't pay a windshield fee to the car manufacturer in addition to that, so my argument is entirely true.

  65. Palmyra Atoll Facts by omahajim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the CIA World Factbook on Palmyra Atoll:

    Location: Oceania, atoll in the North Pacific Ocean, about half way between Hawaii and American Samoa ( 5 52 N, 162 06 W)

    Area: about 50 islets covered with dense vegetation, coconut trees, and balsa-like trees up to 30 meters tall
    total: 11.9 sq km
    land: 11.9 sq km

    Population: no indigenous inhabitants; 4 to 20 Nature Conservancy staff, US Fish and Wildlife staff (July 2004 est.)

    Dependency status: incorporated territory of the US; privately owned, but administered from Washington, DC, by the Fish and Wildlife Service of the US Department of the Interior; the Office of Insular Affairs of the US Department of the Interior continues to administer nine excluded areas comprising certain tidal and submerged lands within the 12 nm territorial sea or within the lagoon

    Legal system: the laws of the US, where applicable, apply

    Flag description: the flag of the US is used

    Economy - overview: no economic activity

    This page was last updated on 14 September, 2004

    Translation of eProvisia's four-page web site : We're from the Government, and we're here to help you.

    1. Re:Palmyra Atoll Facts by thewalled · · Score: 1

      Population: 0
      GDP: 0
      One $USD Equals: xxx NA

      more from http://www.phrasebase.com/countries/Palmyra%20Atol l.html

  66. Hmmm... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Hey. Why doesn't the company get a dummy account at yahoo or hotmail (to get the incoming data) and then program an algorithm which can read twisted and l33t words? A simple Neural Network can be trained (even manually by humans). Let the algorithm send the "unmasked" output to the real spam filter.

    Hint: The number of mispellings could be a significant variable in determining whether something is spam or not. Ta-da!

  67. Check the CIA Factbook on Palmyra Atoll ! by AndresFerraro · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Too funny. Have a look at the CIA World Factbook location this company claims to be based on. Its a Natural preserve with 4-20 Nature Conservancy staff... Too funny.

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    -Andres.
  68. Re:Carl Sagan beat you to it... by OneOver137 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Although he called it the 'Bologna Detection Kit' and applied it to pseudo-science. It actually works quite well here on /.

  69. Caveat for hacked PC's by Macka · · Score: 1


    Hm, thinking about this some more though there would need to be some safeguard to protect people who's PC's got Owned from excessive bills. Maybe the ability for users to set a limit for themselves on the number of SMTP MB's sent per month before their connection gets locked out. Plus good support from their ISP on how to lock down their PC to avoid these issues in future.

  70. It's a spoof/joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If tou looked at the site for more than 2 seconds and didn't realize this, than you have brought shame to /. and all of geekdom.

  71. Thanks ... but no thanks. by Grumpy+Troll · · Score: 1

    At first glance, this solution might look like one which can be trusted as a reliable method to avoid having unsolicitated mail in one's inbox, but it takes just a little curiosity to be somewhat put off the idea of paying the stated yearly fee for the service.

    On the eProvisia LLC - Spam Eradicator presentation page, it is written that for 'a low yearly fee of $19.95', one can benefit of the enjoyment of a 'guaranteed 100% protection against spam [...] with the unprecedented reliability and simplicity of [their] all-in-one solution!' It first sounds like a rather interesting deal thus said, and one is incited to read on. After all, how do they obtain an unprecedented reliability against protection? It is written further on, that 'a dedicated team of over a hundred trained Screening and Preselection Specialists, working 24 hours a day, will begin manually reviewing, hand-picking and approving important correspondence, vigilantly discarding all junk mail.' Perhaps this company has 'thousands of satisfied customers' as it is said on the same page, but I would certainly not be volunteering to pay for some people I do not know reading my personal e-mail and sorting it according to what they think is or is not what I would like to recieve in my inbox.

    After all, how could I know what are the ethics of my 'Specialist', what he or she considers to be correct and what he or she considers not to be, whether or not the 'Specialist' in question may just employ some subjectivity when sorting my e-mail? What's more, from what I understand basing myself on what is indicated on the given site, the client is not actually able to recieve the e-mail marked as unsolicitated by the 'Specialist', and hence cannot verify whether or not there are some false positives with a quick glance, as one usually can. I do recognize this is intentional so the client is free of the mail marked as unsolicitated, but it would be appreciated if there was the option of recieving the junk mail with a specific tag (such as 'X-Unsolicitated') which the mail client would filter so the user of the service could have the -mail marked as unsolicitated by the 'Specialist' sent in a folder, just so results can be checked.

    If I want human-powered spam filtering, I would rather try Cloudmark SpamNet as a solution. It is a product based on the active participation of the community, and it works by marking as spam mail marked as such by users of the service. Users with a greater reliability in the past use of the product have a greater influence in the marking as spam of e-mail, and the general reliability of the program is said to be of 98% if the company producing it is to be believed. (It costs $39.95 per annum for the subscription to the community filtering, though a 30-day trial version is provided.)

    1. Re:Thanks ... but no thanks. by cruachan · · Score: 1

      I've been using Cloudmark since it was in beta - which must be two or three years now.

      It's a stunnigly good system, I have no connection with the company, but I can't praise it highly enough. 98% is an underestimate so far as I'm concerned - as I sell software my main email address is publically available on the net and yet it's perfectly usuable - spamnet gets rid of all the gunk.

    2. Re:Thanks ... but no thanks. by WOV · · Score: 1

      I am listed as the contact for about four domains, with the according 150 - 200 pieces of spam per day. Cloudmark gets me down to maybe three per day across three email accounts, and works seamlessly within Outlook. It's been around for two years, I think, and I'm a huge fan. (I should mention, also, it's never given me a false positive.

      Of course, if you don't use Outlook on an MS system, I think you're pretty much SOL as far as they're concerned...

  72. Yahoo's spam filtering by PW2 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think Yahoo's spam filtering is also human powered. It seems to be contantly getting better. I signed up for webspace with them ($20 per month) and get a lot of POP3 2G email accounts; their spam filter gets most of the spam and then I mark spam that is remaining in the inbox. Lastly I check for false positives and occasionally download the highly spam free email messages once a month or so using POP3 (I usually just use the web front-end for daily email access).

    1. Re:Yahoo's spam filtering by shotgunefx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yahoo's spam filtering sucks. I trained it with 15,000 messages (over 99% spam) and it hasn't got one yet. Only 2 false positives. (I get around 100 spam a day on this account)

      After much nagging, the answer I got was basically that if you forward mail to your Y! account, it doesn't filter it AT ALL. So anything that has a different to gets by. I wonder how this works if you pay yahoo to be someone@somwhere.com.

      I wish I knew this before I spent all that time classifying. And I know your not supposed to bitch about free stuff and I'm not. Been a MailPlus customer for years.

      At the very least they should have a swear filter you could use to catch the obvious shit such as "Tight Anal Teens get fucked in the ASS!"

      You only have 50 or so filters and it's just not practical to try and catch even a small portion of blue language.

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      -William Shatner can be neither created nor destroyed.
    2. Re:Yahoo's spam filtering by littlem · · Score: 1
      I think Yahoo's spam filtering is also human powered. It seems to be contantly getting better.

      I think the OP was looking for a Funny mod, not Informative. At least, I hope so.

  73. you guys have all missed the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this site is obviously built to acquire new addresses to send spam to. idiots will sign up for awesome spam blocking and end up with more spam from this bogus company. what kind of business model is it to charge only $20/year and expect to earn enough to pay for manual labor?

  74. Barracuda is irrelevant by cipher+chort · · Score: 1

    I'm sick and tired of people holding our Barracuda as some kind of measuring stick for anti-spam methods.

    1.) Barracuda is just a SpamAssassin bundle with a nice interface and some REGEX updates. There isn't any contrast between SpamAssassing and Barracuda, the one is simply a super-set containing the other.

    2.) Barracuda has less than 2 percent of the market share, while other companies have significantly more! (link is to IDC data, I couldn't readily find it other than on CipherTrust's site). Further, most of Barracuda's customers are educational insituations and other tiny entities that don't have the budget to spend on a real solution. They have virtually none of the Fortune 500 (maybe two or three customers in that bracket, total). If they were so great, a lot more large enterprises would have adopted their solution.

    For some reason OSS zealots have a love affair with Barracuda, because their product is nearly 100% an OSS bundle and because they advertise on /., I guess. Curiously, there are other products out there primarily built on OSS as well, such as McAfee's e250/500/1000 product line (who is also interestingly #2 in the secure content management appliance marketshare with nearly 20%, or 10 times Barracuda's share)

    You should all should quit being blind zealots and do some objective research, the Barracuda product isn't even close to being the best in it's space. On the other hand, that would be so un-Slashdot to actually take an objective look at an issue and not comment on things you don't understand.

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  75. Filtered by humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't that what a secretary is for?

    Shame it's a hoax.

  76. What currency? by PaybackCS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As seen here the Palmyra Atoll is nothing more then an inhabited ring of island a thousand miles south of Hawaii. There is no population, no government, no money, and very likely no eProvisia. The site is a complete farce, and is probably run by spammers collecting email addresses and names.

  77. Does Palmyra Atoll have courts or a constitution?? by djrok212 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Given whats been discussed already about Palmyra Atoll, I wonder if it's possible that they have courts on this pile of sand, much less a written consitution. Sounds like a place I wouldn't mind living.

    (1) Warranties and waivers. You understand that there are no guarantees, either expressed or implied, regarding the accuracy, confidentiality or availability of the service. eProvisia LCC may choose to share any information acquired in the course of providing its services with other entities, and may, at its sole discretion and based on this information, take whichever actions the company, its affiliates, subsidiaries, or representatives, consider to be appropriate. You henceforth void your reasonable expectation of privacy, and your constitutional rights to a fair and speedy trial.

    Choice of Law and Jurisdiction. These Terms of Use will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Uninhabited Sovereign Territory of Palmyra Atoll, without giving effect to its conflict of laws and provisions of your actual state or country of residence. Any claims, legal proceedings, or litigations regarding eProvisia LCC and its affiliates, subsidiaries, and representatives, will be brought solely in and you consent to the jurisdiction of Palmyra Atoll courts.

  78. ObHomer by sharkey · · Score: 1

    Mmmmmm, Soylent Spam Filter.

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  79. Isn't it ironic that arturs@linuxpl.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a dumdum that submitted a fake story is going to receive countless spams from the spam spiders that got his un-obsfuscated email adress?

    yes.
    yes it is,
    arturs@linuxpl.org

    I BREACHED YOUR WALL, BABY. HEh Heh HEH

    Hmmmm.......

    unless arturs@linuxpl.org is a fake address.

  80. dspam? by Stone316 · · Score: 1

    I haven't heard of it before.. I'll do a google after but does anyone have any comparisons of dspam vs spamassassin? tnx.

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    "Thanks to the remote control I have the attention span of a gerbil."
  81. All ads are not spam by lothar97 · · Score: 1

    You're confusing the definition of the word spam with the definition for the word advertising. Spam is a specific subcategory of advertising, the qualifier being that it intrudes into email. Not all ads are desired, but they are nowhere near as intrusive, time consuming, or resource consuming as spam.

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  82. Does anyone know what this says... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    If you go to http://www.dione.cc/ ?

    1. Re:Does anyone know what this says... by masterQba · · Score: 1
      Serwer dione.ids.pl / dione.cc to niekomercyjny, niepubliczny serwer kont shellowych, utrzymywany przy zyciu dzieki uprzejmosci firmy IDS i donacjom uzytkownikow. Dione w obecnej formie dziala od blisko 5 lat, liczy sobie ok. 500 uzytkownikow, i jest administrowana nieodplatnie przez grupke ochotnikow.

      the dione server is a non-comercial, nonpublic, shell account server. maintained thanks to the courtesy of ids and user donations. dione in its current form has been working for 5 years and has about 500 users, it's administrated by a group of volunteers. the second part of the paragraph is about granting of accounts, and it basicly says that there have been cases of granting accounts to strangers.

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      xb0x
  83. WhoIs Info by chill · · Score: 1

    Domain Name: dione.cc
    Registrant: Antoni Sawicki (asawicki@tenox.tc)

    Suite 879
    101-1001 West Broadway
    Vancouver, BC V6H 4E4
    CA
    604-608-3264
    Administrative, Technical, Billing Contact: Antoni Sawicki (asawicki@tenox.tc)

    Suite 879
    101-1001 West Broadway
    Vancouver, BC V6H 4E4
    CA
    604-608-3264
    Record expires on:
    Record created on: Sep 26 2008
    Sep 26 2003
    Domain Name Servers: ns1.tenox.tc
    ns2.tenox.tc

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    1. Re:WhoIs Info by chill · · Score: 1

      Registration in the Turks & Caicos, domain name servers in Poland, Technical Contact in the U.K., the owner in Canada and the scam run out of a U.S. Territory. Fun.

      domain tenox.tc
      Domain Name tenox.tc
      Registered 1998-08-26
      Resource Records
      ns dns.tpsa.pl
      ns zt.piotrkow.tpsa.pl
      Contact details
      Registrant Antoni Sawicki
      Suite 879,
      101-1001 W. Broadway,
      Vancouver BC, V6H 4E4
      Canada
      Phone: +1 403-770-0722
      Fax: +1 403-770-0722
      Identifier: sawic668d
      Technical Contact,
      Billing Contact,
      Admin. Contact Jackson Charitable Trust
      Adams Road
      United Kingdom
      Phone: 999999
      Identifier: cha3043.tc

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  84. I wonder if these guys advertise... by malfunct · · Score: 1

    ...through bulk unsolicited e-mail?

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    "You can now flame me, I am full of love,"

  85. 2 words - CLOUDMARK SPAMNET by KaiBeezy · · Score: 1

    This stuff rocks. Zero false positives. Easy setup and interface. http://www.cloudmark.com/

    It transformed my e-mail from a Kafka/Milton-esque mill of grinding misery into the basically useful enterprise it oughta be. Simple as that.

    All it does is check your incoming mail against mail reported as spam by 1.08x10^6 other users. A simple idea, well executed. No, I don't work for them or own stock. I'm just a regular schlub who was getting 1000 spams a day for a while, did some looking around, and came up with a total winner.

    1. Re:2 words - CLOUDMARK SPAMNET by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

      How does cloudmark.com handle 'hash buster' spam?

      These are 'identical' spam messages made 'different' with bits of gibberish added to bypass filters.

      But then again, If they are filtering on the 'spamvertized' domains (i.e. spamsite.example.com), cloudmark.com is on to a winning method!

  86. Now I'll have no excuses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I get the pr0n emails I won't be able to tell my wife that its just spam anymore!

  87. Re: [OT:sig] Yay by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

    Heh, I am in the UK: yup, it's very very irritating and I too have seen the light of GAIM :P

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  88. Actually... by sczimme · · Score: 1


    Palmyra Atoll is a thousand miles south of Hawaii, an untold distance from civilization.

    I think you just told us.

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    I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
  89. their cubicle photo is even ripped off by NetMagi · · Score: 1

    check it out:

    http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF -8 &q=cubicles

    the pic they used on their about page is on PAGE ONE of a google image search for cubicles :P

    I love it!!

  90. this one is real (I think) by clarkie.mg · · Score: 1

    http://www.cloudmark.com/products/spamnet/

    is a collaborative spam filtering solution:

    Protect you, your friends, and family
    Every time you block a spam message that slips through, your vote benefits the entire community.


    A bit expensive though : 40 dolls per year.

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    Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. Bertrand Russel
  91. I believe this is alread done with Brightmail by Serveert · · Score: 1

    They use humans to verify spam filters and propagate these to email servers

    http://www.isp-planet.com/equipment/2002/brightm ai l_4.0.html

    Get, don't give
    Brightmail's anti-spam strategy is sweet and simple. The company sets up dummy mailboxes, which it calls "probes," for those ISPs whose customers it protects. Most ISPs are eager to give Brightmail the "probe" mailboxes because they want any spam sent to them to be profiled by Brightmail.

    Since these mailboxes never send mail, any e-mail they receive is unsolicited. With probes scattered across the Internet, the company can cross-reference the e-mail it collects to determine which messages being sent out are bulk spam.

    The probes divide spam messages into identifiable components, and develops a "spam DNA" profiled that is categorized with the aid of Sieve technology (Sieve is also known as IETF RFC 3028). It is then transmitted across the Internet to Brightmail's Network Operation Center (NOC) using an MD5 hash. At the NOC, the various reports are aggregated into a data file that acts like an anti-virus "fingerprint," which is distributed to Brightmail clients. Because of the volume of spam over the Internet, these updates are sent out every five or ten minutes.

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  92. Clever Ad for Barracuda by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This article is not a troll. This is a very cleverly written ad for Barracuda.

  93. Problem with Spam Filters by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    I had a job interview with IBM in the not-so-distant past, and I never got directions because Mozilla's spam filter thought it was junk. I finally realized this, but not after caling them back and saying I never got it. Missing this interview would've cost me well more than $20.

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    -- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
  94. Already done and better: Cloudmark by shodson · · Score: 1

    Cloudmark has been doing this for over a year now, I love it and have gotten many "thank yous" form people I have told about it. It uses both Bayesian filtering and uses information gathered from its network of users to help identify spam. And it integrates with MS Outlook. This other eProvisia service forces you to an address on their email server, bogus.

    And don't the major web-mail providers (Yahoo mail, Hotmail, etc.) use group-based filtering as well?

  95. Re:Buzzword Bingo & privacy invasion by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
    And people are up in arms about GMail? Damn. At least Google is upfront about their intentions without the paradigm leveraging mumbo-jumbo. Their obviously flawed (as to privacy) model reminds me of certain fraud screening service providers who want businesses to run all credit card transactions through their unproven service -- without having direct ties to the credit card processors or credit card companies -- and who have a history of soliticing material for attracting spammers for their business services. But I digress...again.


    BTW, if anyone wants a gmail account, I have 6 available invites. Email me with your reason why you deserve on at

    • rjamestaylor@gmail.com

    GMail, because automated services are less distracted by hot gossip than human screeners.

    Besides, companies shifting paradigms are usually trying to shift those from you pocket to their own...

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    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  96. Biting off more SPAM than they can chew? by cpghost · · Score: 1

    How easy would it be to flood them with even more zombies? Let's hope they won't bite off more SPAM than they can chew... so to speak.

    Apologies to Hormel.

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    cpghost at Cordula's Web.
  97. Palmyra Atoll by apankrat · · Score: 1

    More info is here

    The site looks like either a joke or a scam to me.

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    3.243F6A8885A308D313
  98. Aroint, ye, villainous knaves! by hey! · · Score: 1

    I think it was T.H. White who once said of business language, that businessmen sees themselves as a knights in shining armor, and use language accordingly.

    This exalted view requires languages that sounds ... exalted. It's the pinstripe version of ebonics.

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    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  99. Re: Barracuda by nettdata · · Score: 1

    I've purchased one of their smaller appliances, and it works very well. It handles about 30,000 emails a day, with about 1,000 being legit emails. False positives are VERY low, and even then are tagged and let through.

    The biggest thing I like, though, is the hourly updates that they provide for spam and virus definitions.

    Just out of curiosity, how are you proposing to duplicate that effort with your project? Or are you?

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  100. Phencyclidine? by tepples · · Score: 1

    One Palmyra Atoll dollar = 17 pieces of mithril, or approximately twenty kilograms of fairy dust.

    Since when can you get 20 kilos of PCP for one dollar? No wait, that's angel dust, but whatever...

  101. Re: Barracuda by numbski · · Score: 1

    Very carefully. First I'm aiming for basic functionality. How does the spam firewall know about end users? Where is it storing it's settings? How does it quarantine and inform end users? What type of anti-virus does it use?

    Those questions are getting answered now. The quarantine works along with sa-milt. That alone is a pretty good step forward. Next I'm working on quarantine management.

    After that I'm going to be working on optimal spamassassin configuration, then finally web interfaces.

    So far as the 'hourly updates', I'll have to say...you get what you pay for? :P I'm presuming these are bayesian updates? Have you looked to see what the updates do? Adding things to /etc/mail/spamassassin? What?

    --

    Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).

  102. I considered starting such a business... by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ...for a brief moment.

    I immediately realised such a business would never thrive, because:

    • Businesses would never allow an outside firm to scan potentially sensitive emails.
    • Even for humans it is sometimes very difficult to distinguish spam from real mail, especially if you are not an insider to the business.
    • It could not be supported by an automated mechanism, because you could be sued if you would filter out real mail as spam, even if it happens rarely.
    • If it takes about 10 seconds to scan a piece of mail, any human could scan a maximum of about 300 mails an hour. Since this is the amount of spam I receive in a single day, I have to pay at least an hour's fee per day to scan my mail, or probably something like $3000 a month. Nobody will pay this.

    Yes, it's a hoax. Which could be immediately deduced from the fact that it is not viable business (especially with the price they quote).

  103. Pretty funny by wayne606 · · Score: 1

    If you check out the "order" form they don't ask for credit cards, etc. So it's not that kind of scam. Probably not a spam-email-collecting list either because if you actually are motivated to fill out the form, you get spam anyway, right? So it's not a scam, just a joke.

    I wish they included more details about how their "technology" works, though.

  104. Barracuda? by jonesboy_damnit · · Score: 1

    Heh, we didn't have such great luck with it. There are a few bugs surrounding using a single Barracuda to deal with mail for multiple domains, and found that it was randomly just dropping all mail for a given domain every now and again.
    Worked very well for a single domain though.
    -Matt

  105. Begining of the end for Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We seem to get more and more articles where obviously the editor didn't review the article, or verify it even superficially. Not good for slashdot... So far the trolls have been content with posting comments. These might get modded up for a short-term rush, but they are getting easy to do and get modded-down eventually. Now they see that bigger things can be done: create a joke website, submit an article about it to /. and fool the editors into posting it. The ultimate troll, they will get hundreds of comments, and the article will most certainly stay and eventually make it into google's cache... A trophy to stay around forever...

    Yes dear /. editors, expect to get swamped with troll submissions. You weren't checking the relatively manageable article submissions before so you could pump out a new one every half hour, now you must thoroughly check the deluge of mostly trollish articles, or risk slashdot going the way of internet stocks.

  106. ... Its a scam... by Silverlancer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The location of the company is an uninhabited island in the pacific, and its completely obvious that its just a scam... and this got on /.?!

  107. Re: How does cloudmark handle 'hash buster' spam? by KaiBeezy · · Score: 1

    I think the point is that it doesn't have to do anything technologically. Basically, if just a small percentage of the million+ users click the "block" button, Cloudmark gets the message and blocks it for everyone. Then when I get that same message (or, I guess, one basically the same) it gets shunted from Inbox to Spambox.

  108. mod parent informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally someone gives un-sugarcoated feedback about the Barracuda product, rather than mindless zombie OSS cheering.

  109. Stole my idea by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 1

    5 years ago I thought about renting an old warehouse downtown by the soup kitchen. Install a couple T1's, MD 20/20 in the vending machines and then hiring the homeless people to "sort" e-mail and filter out the spam. But alas, with the dot com crash my dream was never realized.

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    (+1 Funny) only if I laugh out loud.
  110. Google Google Google...Here, Little Google!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    saddle popup horny tiddlywinks

  111. Spam is a problem which has alread been fixed. by Fish555 · · Score: 1

    There are competent anti-spam solutions available. From the open source spam-assasin to commercial products based on spam-assasin to commercial products based on independent engines from Nokia or tethernet.com (TetherFilter), for example. It always amazes me how many people I talk to still have a spam problem but remain unaware of competent solutions on the market. _Fish

  112. Their terms by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 0, Redundant


    These Terms of Use will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Uninhabited Sovereign Territory of Palmyra Atoll

    It seems slashdot is the victim of a hoax. Good job! I'm thankful there are no hidden goatse images.

  113. Ain't gonna work by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Or rather, it will work only until spammers find a way to circumvent this newest method of blocking spam. However "good" mail gets through, that's how they'll get spam to go through. Short this company's stock

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    Information theory is life. The rest is just the KL divergence.
  114. YHBT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YHL. HAND.

  115. Re:Buzzword Bingo SPATRIX & CAGETALKERS... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    If this were true, then the way to ruin that type of business would be to convince it to outsource to some country where to local capabilities just don't match US regional dialect or written slang.

    I wonder how the Indian tech support lines deal with Cajun or Creole speak. "Zya, mah Splindoz Bzip Bzop cheongwah compu done brokies down." THAT could be funny, two diametrically and diabolically opposed forms of "english".

    (I wonder if there'll be another need for Wind Talkers. If so, since that 'code' likely is broken, I recommend sending in the Caj (Cage) Talkers. You'd quantum computing to crack that lingo... (I can tease this since some of that Cajun/Creol chemistry is in my veins...))

    "SPAMPERATOR" (think: "operator...", in the wining, carol burnette/sit-com way.)

    Hopefully, this is just a gag. Privacy would be in the hands of Internet operators.

    OTOH, if ever we have a "Matrix" a way to be "Neo" "conservatives" or conservationists would be to create a "SPATRIX", or "SPAM MATRIX".

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  116. Re:Rain Forest or Brainforest? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    I wonder where in that "V" (shaped runway) their economy is. In our domestic "V" we still have vehicle and human body parts and carnage on the V road ahead...

    Really, does that Atoll have any indigenous or or engenuous or even for that matter DISengenuous lawyers. How many rocks are on that rock. If they have no currency, I wonder how they could afford to import or outsource the lawyer who wrote that bit of legalese. That contract sounds like it's got "Made in America" written all over it.

    - I suspect the operation is there because there is not county court, no county assessor, no district taxes, no easements... Who's footing their phone bill?

    - 2,437 METER runway? What are they landing there.

    - Looks like Maxwell Smart drew that map. Maybe Jaime/Haime wrote the database. The Chief approved it, and Agent 99 typed the web page. Siegfried gave the disinformation, and Klip-Klop (the man with the suction cup shoes) has his finger, ummm clops all over it.

    ==
    From GOOGLE:

    CIA - The World Factbook -- Palmyra Atoll ... Introduction, Palmyra Atoll, Top of Page. ... The Hawaii Statehood Act of 1959 did not include Palmyra Atoll, which is now privately owned by the Nature Conservancy. ...
    www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/lq .html - 47k - Cached - Similar pages

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    == Around 1997, a few Navy ships, including the T-AGOS types were doing "ecology" or similar sonar sweeps of the area. I wonder what REALLY was going on. Does anyone know the subsurface topography? Is there a spot to hide boomers, fast attacks or even just minisubs? Maybe they were looking for a lost plane, or worse, a lost A-bomb. Maybe in 250 years we'll know.

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  117. Human-Powered Color Filtering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  118. Microsoft did this first!!! by adolfojp · · Score: 1

    Be carefull, according to this article Microsoft might have a patent on that process.

    A quote from the article: Consuela Xiang a 12 year old veteran employee of Microsoft's Block XP project said, "I get mail. I delete mail. I eat today."

    Cheers,

    Adolfo

  119. Human filtering: sharing classification decisions? by j.leidner · · Score: 1
    Maybe there could be a P2P human spam filtering system where privacy concerns are avoided: if humans mark spam as such, a hash value of the spam would be computed and exchanged with other users. In case they had a message with the same hash value in THEIR inbox, it could be marked spam automatically, thus effectively re-using other users' decisions.

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  120. Human Spam Filtering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human spam filtering sounds great at first but when you think about it, it'd mean those humans would be scouring through your email deciding which is and which isn't spam. They could delete important documents or read private ones - plus there's the likelihood of human error. Seems a little unsafe to me.

  121. Attack of the poorly-designed trickery by Bruce+McBruce · · Score: 1

    Upon reading the eProvisia webpage I noticed firstly that the two peoples' headsets didn't remotely match, and looked horribly generic. Then I saw a picture of an office with cubicles. I was vaguely intrigued by this; how long would it takle me to find this picture elsewhere? So I timed myself getting into google image search, and looking up the words "cube", "cubicle", "office", and finally "cubicles." All in all I took about one minute nineteen seconds to find the same picture eProvisia's used on their website, the first page of results for google's image search "cubicles": http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www. seat-1.com/IntarS_000001_Ressources/tables/homepag e/cubicles.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.seat-1.com/Int arS_000001_Ressources/tables/homepage/page_0000000 072.html&h=200&w=216&sz=19&tbnid=XxXwAVmEWnEJ:&tbn h=93&tbnw=100&start=16&prev=/images%3Fq%3DCubicles %26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8 It makes me feel good to know there's legitimate, original companies out there which are willing to help as much as eProvisia is :)

  122. Hey this is outsourcing to the extreeme by ministeroforder · · Score: 1

    Not only are they buzzword bingo winners, they are also Luddites. Not using any technology at all? I wonder where their "hundreds of trained professionals are?" Somewhere totally cheap. Do you really want someone in China reading your e-mail? I am sticking with Cloudmark that harnesses the power of community but doesn't exploit third world people or expose my mail to privacy concerns.

  123. humans probably would do worse than machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at filtering spam. After all, how would I know that that idiot spewing nonsense is your friend?

  124. You are too harsh by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    These people score a 9.8 out of 10 in the Buzzword Bingo game. That second paragraph, in particular, would keep me as far away from them as possible.

    I think you are too harsh for their PR dept.

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  125. Very well by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    Yeah I was thinking that, how well does this solution work for non-graduate drug addicts who have erectile disfunction problems and need a loan?

    Actually, quite well, thank you.

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  126. Palmyra Atoll dollars a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One Palmyra Atoll dollar = 17 pieces of mithril, or approximately twenty kilograms of fairy dust. There's no such thing, people. This is a joke.

    Hmmm... I'm pretty sure I pay for AOL with dollars...