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  1. Re:Sounds Familiar on New Wave of Web Ads? · · Score: 1

    These business models always remind me of playing Lemmings when the time runs out. All those little lemmings with count-down timers over their heads... "Oooh-Nooo! Pop!" (Truely a classic of twisted gaming.) Why bother finding a way around it? They'll be gone in 9, 8, 7 ..

  2. Re:Means just another instance of Action canceled on New Wave of Web Ads? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I smell opportunity! I'll trademark "Action cancelled" and see a product with that name. Think of all the free advertising!

  3. Re:Flashblock on New Wave of Web Ads? · · Score: 1

    If I don't view the ads, I can't see the web site? You've got a deal!

  4. Re:Web Advertising on New Wave of Web Ads? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course Microsoft doesn't have run for office. They hire people to do that for them. :^)

  5. Re:Downloadable ads, eh? on New Wave of Web Ads? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Now we just have to worry about that rather large chunk of population that constitutes "everyone else."

    And that's a very big twinkie! Think of all the comet cursors, toolbars and other parasitic junk that have been loading user PCs for years. It must be morbidly entertaining to run something like Ad-aware on some machines after a couple years of accumulated crud. (Less entertaining to run the scan a week later and clean the same stuff off again!)

    We think you're stupid! Click here! *sigh*

  6. Re:Catch 22: Release 2.0 on Canadian Minister Promises to Fix Copyright Law · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You get some unauthorized person to click the download while you watch them with cameras rolling. It's been done before.

  7. Re:WTF???? on Canadian Minister Promises to Fix Copyright Law · · Score: 1
    The court seemed to miss the fact that folders don't just share themselves over a network. You do have to install software to share it, answer requests, send the data. That's like a library with an on-site copyshop rather than a photocopier. (I hate stretched analogies.)

    (Clueless users who don't realize that they're sharing their drive with the planet are another problem.)

  8. Re:CDR Tax on Canadian Minister Promises to Fix Copyright Law · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course there's a difference between a levy and a tax. A tax would go into the same government General Account that all taxes do, but the levy goes to CRIA.

  9. Re:WTF???? on Canadian Minister Promises to Fix Copyright Law · · Score: 1
    It'll depend on how higher courts interpret the case. Technically, there's no difference between running p2p software with a shared directory of music, and a website with the same. (In fact most p2p software uses modified HTTP code.) I think the recent photocopier case that got a 9-0 verdict from the supreme court focused the wrong analogy in this judge's thinking and he went too far.

    Can I now "file-share" any commercial software as well? (Yes, music is a different deal, but Justice von Finckenstein's ruling doesn't seem to note that.)

    It sure was a laugh to watch the record companies try to roll over the ISPs and court in US DMCA style, and get far far more than they barganed for.

  10. Re:Nothing is "kick ass" which includes the senten on Make Your Own TRON Costume · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That depends whose nose you're applying the drinking straw to, and how.

  11. Re:Article Text on Make Your Own TRON Costume · · Score: 1
    A minor caution: Hot melt glue is wonderful stuff. Everyone should have a glue gun, even if it's one of those toy jobs. Perfect for arranging project wires, costuming, quick repairs, whatever.

    However, never ever use it to stick costume bits to skin. Some people forget this from time to time.

    Other important tips: Never use peanut-butter for a costume. Never solder electronics while wearing shorts. Never cook bacon in the nude, and always wear sunblock.

  12. Re:Steve needs to keep Scott alive, yesss on Sun and Microsoft Make Nice · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft needs to keep Sun alive, kill him, Steve needs to keep Scott alive, twist his head off, mustn't kill Scott, kill him kill him, no no Steve must be nice..." Steve Ballmer was heard to say throughout the press conference.

  13. Re:Some role accounts are no good. on ICANN Cracks Down on Invalid WHOIS Data · · Score: 1
    While abuse isn't strictly required mailservers are expected by RFC2142 to accept mail to abuse.

    From what I've seen, spammers will not only hit abuse mailboxes, they'll hit abuse@something.mil mailboxes. Rule #3.

  14. Re:You guys should watch more Babylon 5 on Loud Metallic Noise Heard at ISS · · Score: 1
    "No boom?"
    "No boom."
    "No boom *today*. Boom tomorrow. There's *always* a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here.
    Boom, sooner or later. *BOOM*!"
    -- Garibaldi, Sinclair, and Ivanova in Babylon 5:"Grail"

    Ivanova is russian, she understands these things.

  15. Re:Free Money! on NY Holds Spam Scam Contest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get with the millenium. There's new software that automates the whole process including the transfers using your PayPal ID. Just install the latest Microsoft Security Update that you should find in your email.

  16. Re:I can picture it now on Inside a Mechanical Parking Garage · · Score: 1

    Or worse, some crappy drunk guy who gets parked with his car, and does serious damage to your car by throwing up on it.

  17. Robotic Parking on Inside a Mechanical Parking Garage · · Score: 2, Informative

    Robotic Parking in Clearwater tried to make a go of it, but results seem less than promised (Jetsons again) Of course, since it's a Scientologist-run company, they'll make it go right just like Elron said it should...

  18. Oh no, not again! on Corel To Test WordPerfect For Linux · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From a 1993 flyer:
    WordPerfect for UNIX Systems from WordPerfect

    WordPerfect is the number one word processing package in business today and gives you the most powerful word processing features for you system. WordPerfect for UNIX Systems is keystroke compatible with other versions of WordPerfect, so with WordPerfect for UNIX Systems on your Coherent system you don't have to retrain your employees or relearn commands. WordPerfect runs unmodified on SCO UNIX, SVR 3.2.4, UNIXWARE, and Coherent 4.2. Put the power of WordPerfect for UNIX Systems on your Coherent system today!

    Single User List Price: $495.00 Club Price: $369.95
    Each Add'l User List Price: $295.00 Club Price: $239.95

    Different companies back then, but it seems like the same old song all over again. Make a half-hearted effort, fail to win the market niche, change direction after 15 minutes to make something else the "cornerstone" of Corel.
  19. Are they Open Source? on Dating Design Patterns · · Score: 5, Funny

    And if released under the GPL, are they GNUd/Women?

  20. Endorsed by PETA? on PC Case For Hamsters, EZ Bake Oven in a Drive Bay · · Score: 1

    I guess that would be People Eating Tasty Animals, right?

  21. Hamster printer on PC Case For Hamsters, EZ Bake Oven in a Drive Bay · · Score: 1

    'Help - my hamster's stuck in my printer' Just what we need: Hamsters with laser printers on their frikken heads.

  22. Re:Title of episode 3? on George Lucas DVD Audio Commentary Leaked · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Gone with the Force" Vader's "Frankly my dear, I don't give damn" line is perfect when he leaves Amidala.

  23. Re:What I would like him to say on George Lucas DVD Audio Commentary Leaked · · Score: 1

    "Did I say David Fincher? No, no--I meant David Lynch, of course."

  24. Re:The problem with local files... on EverQuest Sequel Gives Voice To NPCs, Original Turns Five · · Score: 1

    You could also substitute your own files. That might be even better than Monty Pythonized Doom.

  25. Re:Yum! on Using the internet for free food? · · Score: 1

    Maybe you can get lucky and have the SPAM-mobile visit you? (Free food!)