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Using the internet for free food?
GreyOrange writes "With all the offers for free food on the internet how can a hungry person differitiate between the bogus ones and the ones that fill the tummy? One legitimate offer I've found so far is from www.jellybelly.com were they give you a free sample. But theres a tremendous amount of websites that are missleading and offering food in exchange for credit application and other horrible things like spam and never living up to their end of the deal. Got any good websites for free edibles, how about other things that might be of equal value that are not bogus. How about some methods you have picked up for all you veterans out there. Is there a directery out there that is true to its word, how about a wikipedia page?"
For four years straight, Slashdot has consistently run poor, unfunny "gag" stories on its front
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an attempt is going to be made at the funny, it should be bold and
pervasive. Right now regular Slashdot readers tremble at the approach of April due to
the impending parade of sickening unfunny that is April Fools on Slashdot.
If you're SICK OF IT and FED UP, mod this post up. If you're afraid of the "metamod
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Make it funny, or don't make it.
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I already get lots of delicious spam in my inbox every single day! What more can one ask for?
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
This was one of the dumber and less funny April Fool's postings. Bleh.
Really fucking stupid.
you misspelled "directery"!
I wonder if they have red herring flavor yet
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
What makes me even sadder is that we can look forward to a duplicate of this story tomorrow.
I was overwhelmed after the fourth question. I'm have to go take a nap now.
One bad monkey spoils the whole barrel.
God help the poor slob that first discovers slashdot on today of all days!
I heard the dairy industry is looking to give samples of their products away via an internet pyramid scheme. Simply get 5 other people to join, and you get your sample of milk mailed to you in 3-4 weeks.
"With all the offers for Slashdot articles on the internet how can a hungry person differitiate between the bogus ones and the ones that fill the tummy?"
The perfect sig is a lot like silence, only louder
Nothing to do with food, but there are several car dealers that have ads like "If you don't get approved, we'll pay you $100!"
Step 1) Ruin Credit Horribly.
Step 2) Go around town applying for car loans.
Step 3) Rake in the free dough!
Sure, it's not a steak, but com'on, it's free? What did you expect?
Socialism: A feeling of discontent and resentment caused by a desire for the possessions or qualities of another.
Someone fetch me when it is April 2nd.
you want free food? you can get looooads of spam. I'm surprised you didn't know this already.
MY SECRET DIARIES
Not exactly what you're asking about, but one way to scam free food out of a fast food joint is to order a small quantity of something, then come back in an hour claiming they left out some of a larger quantity. For example, order the 6 pack of tacos, then come back claiming to have ordered the 10 pack, and they left out four. Usually if they remember you were there at all, they turn over the grub.
My mom used to do this. Of course, she's an evil being who is currently serving 25 years for a hire-to-kill for insurance money, so I'll let you decide whether to emulate her or not...
:::The Spear in the heart of the Other is the Spear in the heart of You; You are He - Surak of Vulcan:::
" offering food in exchange for credit application and other horrible things like spam"
Spam is food, you insensitive clod!
-psy
These april fool's day stories aren't even funny.
Your hatred for Spam (even considering it a non-food) reminds me of another disgusting product:
True story.
Jokes about http://Eat<any vulgarity that will trip an obscinity filter>.com in 3, 2, 1...
"Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."
Just get free food like normal people and order water and saltine crackers at Dennys.
Ethernet Cable is quite tasty. I'm currently chewing on some right now.
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Is there a psychological term related to getting your stories rejected on slashdot?
I often get free food from computers by inverting the keyboards on public use terminals and shaking them. Usually there is a great variety of crumbs from many different kinds of cookies and crackers.
I metamoderate, therefore I am
With all the offers for free food on the internet how can a hungry person differitiate between the bogus ones and the ones that fill the tummy?
This takes cockroaching to a new level, dude...
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
note to dorky slashdot readers. the internet is great for many things, but as much as you would love for it to be the solution to everything in life, it is not. if you really want free food, go to your local sam's club or krogar and get some free samples there.
check out your local bakery/grocery store dumpster. it's not as dirty as you think and most of the edibles are wrapped up pretty well. Lood Fion (obscured for security purposes) is a good one, as well as any bagel place you can find. oh wait... it was a joke, wasn't it? oh well. my stance remains the same.
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We supply free spam! Delicious canned lunch meat emailed to you daily for your dietary convenience. Can't tell if we're talking about canned meat or unwanted email? Good, then our job is done!
You can't forget FreshMeat.net
Come on...every slashdotter should know that site.
The anti-salmon
Excellent job promoting www.jellybelly.com! You, Sir, deserve both a pay raise and a promotion!
Only Women Bleed (Sex, Sharia remix)
Here is the link to April fools day on it!
I am also a contributor to the wikipedia! You can help too. Find a topic you like and click "Edit Page"!
I have a fetish for traffic cones
I cast my vote for Fruit Rollups. Best thing about them is you don't have to order them, you can just print them. Taste about the same, too!
Just go to the grocery store, look for the ageing food at the end of the isle with the little toothpicks and swat your way through the old folks. The only spam you should end up with will be on the end of a toothpick.
Even if this is an april fools joke, it wouldn't be so bad to get a list of places that give free samples of things like free condoms, free lube, free sex toys. Honestly.
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
What's worse is free condoms.
Nothing like knowing someone is now pregnant cause the free internet condom failed.
I remember a few years back (99-01) during the internet boom/desperation days there were lots oc sites giving away stuff. The best way to fing free stuff is from "free stuff" websites. I got lost of stuff:T-shirts, samples... My favorite was a train whistle (huge 9" wooden thing that sounds just like a train) and a very nice box of chocolates.
Unfortunately the're no longer many money burning web ventures.
Mouse powered Chips, Open source Processors and Lego
Want free food? (Yes, and I know this is an April Fools bullshit story, but I couldn't resist.) If there's a store called Costco in your area, get a membership there (like, 100 bucks a year) and go there on Sunday. They hand out free samples of all kinds of stuff. You can walk around for a few hours and basically get a full meal for free. If you consider 100 bucks a year free. But suppose you go there every weekend, that's like 100/50 or 100/52 or so, which makes it like 2 bucks for a meal, which isn't that bad of a deal and shit.
And no, I've never done this. Ever. Not even when I was a poor student. Really!
People say I'm crazy, I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes...
I usually am a troll (I try to get upmoderated, as opposed to the lamer crapflooding, though), but I actually have to admit that I like the "real submissions unedited", if they truly are real submissions.
It is a pretty good way to see some of the lamest submissions that make it into Ask Slashdot - the ones that get posted are often lame, but these are orders of magnitude beyond that.
I vote to keep it.
If you're a canine or feline currently residing in the UK, you could try this link... but other than jelly beans and British pet food pickins are slim.
and have some dignity
a bowl of rice today is too dam expensive, make fun about it next time you sit in in your RV with a McD.
I don't know about you dude, but I have about 20,000 calories of crumbs in my keyboard.
Crushing my karma one post at a time.
Gimme a place that offers free PC hardware. I'm in need of a cheap/free front audio panel. Something in the sub-$10 range..
Cruising the internet on my TI-99/4A @ a whopping 300 baud!
Drink beer. Need it free?
http://www.surbiton.com/enough/beer.html
Seriously, we need to liberate beer:
http://members.aol.com/Dbix7/beer.html
Or if your near Atlanta:
http://www.atlanticbeerclub.com/
Mod +5 Drunk
April Fools Posts on Slashdot:
There are... Too many of them!
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It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
You ought to be required to pay more for food! Thirty dollars for a chicken? That'll make you think twice when it comes to your eighth serving.
Thinking you were getting free food but all that showed up were cans of spam....
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I've been in meatpacking plants before... <shudders
The really obnoxious thing about this post is that 5 years ago it would have been a completely legitimate proposition.
eat-my-shorts.com!
Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
Sorry michael, but u asked for it...
I think they should provide an april fools day filter.
love is just extroverted narcissism
The offer's genuine at www.jellybelly.com. However, clicking on the link for the free sample gives a page about there being no free slots.
/.'ed the jelly bean supply :)
Congratulations, we may have
I've got a fever and the only prescription is more COBOL.
Those people out there that don't think today's April Fools posts are funny is because you fail to realize that these are normal submissions the editors have to deal with on a daily basis.
Please take note of the from the real-submissions-unedited dept. subtitle under each post. These posts were submitted as serious questions and that's what makes them so funny. I think it's great that the editors are sharing with us some of the lamest posts that they've had to read through.
Keep 'em coming!
infested with jello like fishes no melotron wishes
Seriously!
I didn't know it was a porn site before I put that up.
I should have checked first. Sorry.
Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
"from the real-submissions-unedited dept."
give the /. editors a break, and give them credit for posting these only on April 1.
next up: Doctor announces funny bone implants for basement-dwelling geeks not getting their tech fix today.
Please don't laugh. This is a true story. It happened to the sister of a friend of a colleague of someone I know.
She logged onto a web site, expecting to find some innocent pop-up p0rn and dialer windows. Instead, she got a popup reading "Click here and get a free pizza!" Like a fool, she clicked on the popup. A few minutes and a registration page later, she got an email titled "Read this, activate your free pizza delivery!".
You know what she should have done. Delete the email. Just delete it and forget about it. But no, what did she do? She opened it and read it. The email read: "Thank you for opening this email. Through the magic of Outlook Security we have run a software agent that has activated your PC's modem and dialed our central computer. Using called-id we have identified your telephone number and we now know your name, street number, and postal code. The pizza you have ordered is SPICY BEEF and will be delivered to your door in TEN MINUTES".
You could tell from the capitals that SOMETHING TERRIBLE was going on.
The pizza arrived. Inexorably, like a hangover on Sunday morning, a small white van drove up to the house and a man stepped out, dressed in white and carrying a flat pizza tray.
What could she do? "Run!" I hear you scream. "Hide", perhaps? "Release the hounds?" No, she calmly opened the door and accepted the pizza box.
Open... the... box...
Open... the... box...
The smell of warm pizza did a BDSM on her conscious mind and she found herself opening the pizza box...
What did she find?
( ) A Hot'n spicy Beef pizza for four
( ) A CD-ROM labelled "Do Not Play"
( ) A mercedes, a portable phone, and a laughing Dutchman
( ) CowboyNeal
( ) Yes
( ) I'm a vegetarian, you insensitive clod!
Well, the answer is stranger than any of these. She found a small piece of paper. Printed on it were the words: "Missing field! Please click back and enter full name!"
Ceci n'est pas une signature
I kow this is an April Fools joke, but in college I got tons of free coupons for stuff. Look on any product, there will be a 1-800 number or a website. Just contact them, and let them know the product was defective, and you could not get an exchange from the vendor, and could they do anything about it. 99% of the time you will get a coupon.
I used to do this while working the help desk at the college computer lab. I'd do this on paid university time.
Now it's not worth it for penny ante items that cost very little. Do it for items that cost at least $5, like big detergent boxes, family sized lasagna, etc. If you couple these with cents off coupns, sometimes you even get money back. I'd show up at Kroger with $200 of coupns for free stuff.
Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
:D
i've got a bad case of info overload, i shall unplug for a longlong while...
they dont call it poetic justice for nothing
i wouldn't name my firsborn b1ff btw
or a.c.
I realize it's an April Fool's story.
But if you are really interested in free stuff, may I suggest FatWallet's Free Stuff forum. FW is "known" for its Hot Deals forum so I imagine the Free forum would be of substance as well.
I would guess sites like Anandtech and bargainshare.net would have similar forums.
i did some looking around, didnt find anything online that offered anything in the way of free food. but i can be a clumsy webcrawler. if you are genuinely hungry there are several options is there a reachout program in youre area are you too rural? more details would be appreciated. if you are serious, id gladly mail you some food... i understand this may be a joke, but if it isnt you all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Not to feed the AC's
-1 offtopic. Feeding us is what this article is about.
Anti slash feels the same way! If you are annoyed at slashdot, join the Jihad!
Yep, if you want to see something truly hilarious, have a look at the losers on anti-slash (where every day is fools' day).
1. Write SAMBA
2. Distribute it for nothing
3. Watch it become arguably the most important open source app in the world.
4. Ask people to send you pizza vouchers
5. Profit!!!
Norman Cook's Ode to Sl
Great Joke !
But there is a place that gives out free BBQ and teriyaki sauce samples. They'll mail it to your home.
www.givemefoods.com
With the democratization of molecular manufacturing, anyone will be able to download a "molecular blueprint (scan)" of any object -- including food, clothing, iPods, diamond, etc. -- and recycle local component molecules into that configuration. Of course this doesn't mean that you can transmute nitrogen into gold, but it does mean that you can turn the raw atomic material in, say, Ethiopian compost, into a thanksgiving feast.
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Power to the Peaceful
I really wish michael wasn't at the helm today. The crap that's getting posted is roll-your-eyes, "we're supposed to laugh because it's so stupid" humor, which most of us outgrew after 9th grade.
The April Fool's Days in the past used to be great because you never knew which was real and which was fake. A really absurd story might have this strange grain of reality in it, and it would turn out to be true. Then the seemingly benign announcement would turn out to be a great prank. People would still be referencing the April Fool's posts in their comments on April 2nd.
The point of an April Fool's joke is to actually fall for the joke. Not this lame, "it's stupid so we'll post it" strategy that michael is employing. Real-life l33t names? Usenet audio? Using the internet for free food? These barely even qualify as April Fool's jokes. Most of them aren't even trying to fool you with anything. Posting really stupid shit isn't funny, and it's not clever.
What's worse, I know of several groups that crafted well-done April Fool's jokes and submitted them for today, and they have been rejected. Their greatness was that some of them were half-true, some were false but had entire websites and everything set up, and some were completely absurd but totally true.
Instead, we get "Using the internet for free food?"
Back in the Good Old Days (1999), a chocolate company called Dan's Chocolates opened a web site, got some capital, and decided to create buzz by giving away free boxes of chocolates (I think they may have asked for a $1 token shipping charge). They got so many requests for chocolate that their ordering system choked and some people didn't receive any candy. It was a time of free-flowing capital and general goodwill, so to make it up to the folks who didn't receive their chocolate, instead of just offering a refund they sent everyone who had requested a box the first time around another box of chocolates.
.com bust, Dan's Chocolates is still in business.
The chocolate was pretty good, though I personally didn't order again (I still like See's better). What's amazing is that, even after that expensive publicity stunt and the
Your fantasies contain the seeds of important concepts.
Take your free food with you on your job at Google's Lunar base, coming in 2007. ;)
MOD THE FIRST POST BACK UP!
That's some censor-like bullshit, if I've ever seen it! Listen to your fucking readers, editors, and quit drowning out comments that reference your idiocy!
These are fine. They're entertaining.
But I'd like to see the number of stories on slashdot increase on April 1, with the usual number of real news/info still present. This year, the real stuff seems to be crowded out.
Here's what I'd REALLY like to see. I'd like to see me suckered. I'd like to see something that looks absolutely real -- Close to the edge, not over. And I'd like to make a serious post on it, and then fifteen minutes later, feel like an ass, 'cause I realize I've been duped.
> ...horrible things like spam...
What do you mean, "horrible"? Spam is good food!
Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
I once proposed a P2P food sharing program. Imagine the possibilities. You're standing in front of your fridg and there's nothing that interests you. Sure, you've got half a carton of last night's curry chicken but that's not what you're looking for.
Go online, fire up "Snackster" and check what's out there. Oh look, via Snackster's geographic IP address location logic you see that a guy two blocks away has three two day old tamales and a six ounces of chips. With the click of a button you make your offer, yesterday's curry for Tuesdays's mexican food. A quick link from Snackster to mapquest get's you directions and twenty minutes you're eating something you'd like.
You avoid tossing out stuff that's perfectly good but not appealing, plus you can take advantage of the huge portions most restaurants serve by saving half for your Snackster catalog.
-dameron
I can almost here the servers melting as every fat-ass slashdotter tries to get his share of the free Jelly Belly Promotion.
....and yes it really is slashdotted.
Get your SCO loving hands off MY Jelly Bellys!!
weeklyfreebie.com They actually have a list of "free food" sites.
C'mon if you can't take a joke stay home on April fools. April Fools is the best day of the year. I look forward to pulling tricks and haveing them pulled. If you want to cry do it elsewhere.
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It is currently 11:23. Maybe a minute or two later by the time I post this but.......people don't just read slashdot from one time zone.
As for Food online, surely someone has a tale or two about some 'high speed' chili.......
http://cal.phonelosers.org/forum/dbuy-5096.htm
When I was 19, I landed a job working as a waiter on Amtrak (America's nationalized passenger railroad, in case you're overseas) as a Summer job. It was a good job with more money and benefits than anything I'd done before. Since railroad work has a history of being somewhat dangerous, the job came with automatic life insurance. Something like $10K from the railroad and $75K from the union. This was at a time when my family's home in suburban Los Angeles was assessed at about $80K (1988).
One day between trips, I had a bunch of buddies come over to the house and help me fix a fence. They got to joking with my Mom about her being the beneficiary of the policy and how horrible it would be if I had an "accident." Did my mother, the woman who brought into this world, defend me from these homicidal overtures of my so called "friends"?
No. She started to take bids to see which one of them could do it cheaper.
"Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."
company has free pop, free snack, even school nearby has free pizza if you attend some seminar. I am not expecting free decent food from internet.
please send me your address and i will send a free complementary packet of shit for your tasting pleassure.
'Nuff said
Is does The Onion run serious stories today?
--trb
I know the jokes get old, but I actually thought this one was pretty funny. My humor is relatively lame, though, I guess.
Will Use The Internet For Food.
"If anyone needs me, I'm in the angry dome."
I'm just happy this April fools I haven't been fooled by some stupid goat sex link.
I want to know where to get free food :~(
Hey, you retarded piece of shit. When your all tired of the linux "leaders" stealing your money, take all your "free" software down to the supermarket, and try and trade it for a loaf of bread.
Go ahead. Try. See what it gets you. Then you can take all that code, shine it up real nice, and shove it sideways up your ass. That way, the code can follow where the "leaders" have been!
It's not funny if it's already been done better in real life. There was a Japanese reality show where they locked up this guy naked in an apartment and he had to survive on the items he won in mail-in contests.
You can always wait until May 10 and get your free shrimp:
t m
http://www.longjohnsilvers.com/press/freeshrimp.h
Yeah, I find it so funny that people would devote so much time and resources just to get back at a site they don't like.
There are quite a few sites I don't like, but unlike those who have nothing better to do with their life then obsess at screwing another site, I just end up ignoring them and leave them alone.
There was a TV show in Japan a few years ago, where there was a comedian by the name of Nasubi (Eggplant) that was on a reality show where he was locked into a room completely naked, and could only live off of what he could win by sending in applications for free prizes from various contests. Not only that, but he couldn't leave until he had won 1 million yen (~10000 USD) worth of prizes. You can see the whole dillema here.
This is the kind of crazy stuff that you can only see in Japan. Japanese TV had people enduring all sorts of painful and humiliating tortures years before anything like 'Fear Factor' ever caught on in the west. Near the end of the article, the author says:
"So what was the point of the Nasubi experiment? Ostensibly, it was to test the thesis that contests had become so ubiquitous that it would be possible to live entirely on what one had won in them. This was called kensho seikatsu (Living off contests).
Of course the real reason is that programs involving human suffering are extremely popular in Japan. The gambaru genre, started in the 1980's with the immensely popular show Za Gaman, a show in which university students competed in contests to see who could stand the most pain, eat the most unpleasant foods, and perform the most humiliating tasks. Denpa Shonen is a logical continuation of this trend, and the stunts are becoming more and more dangerous/appalling.
Someday a Japanese comedian is going to die in a horrible accident and this sort of program will be immediately pulled from the airwaves. People are travelling through dangerous countries, fighting bulls without any training, scaring the life out of innocent victims and playing incredibly cruel practical jokes. It's inevitable that a tragic accident will happen. There will be condemnations and recriminations, and people will say that they never liked them, knew they were dangerous, and definitely never watched them. But almost everybody is watching them because they are fascinating."
I think that says alot about reality TV here in the west, too. Anyway, Nasubi's own home page (Japanese only) is located here.
Hey, don't forget that AstroGlide will send you a free sample too!
Linux O Muerte!
Just without software.... it's called roomates. You get the poor/cheap roomate, and/or his poor/cheap buddies, they come over, and viola - all your leftovers are gone (as well as some of your beer, other alcohol, possibly utensils, etc).
If they're -that- hungry you'd think that they'd settle for some free spam.
For someone with no money to buy food, unwanted neither unwanted e-mail, nor having to fill out some application is "a horror".
Someone is out of touch...
In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
The really sad thing is that some poor /. user was really happy that their story got accepted, until they read the comments and realized no one took it seriously.
You just "end up" and ignore it? I think what you meant is, you put your "end" up, and see who comes along and hammers it.
Assuming everything else (like, raw materials) were completely free, somebody still has to pay the electric bill...
Also practice, simple economics would mean that the price of "Ethiopian compost" and other suitable raw materials would rise due to increased demand.
That's not to say it wouldn't have some interesting economic effects, though. Totally different classes of products would potentially become convertable...
DNA just wants to be free...
That should be modded "Insightful." It's the most insightful thing I've read on slashdot all day. Barkeep!
Here's a partial list of what I found there:
- 3 free White Castle burgers (coupon)
- 1 free candy bar from Hersheys
- 1 free biggie fry from Wendys (coupon)
- 1 free frostee from Wendys (coupon)
- Free bag of Skittles
- Free frozen dinner from Michelinas (coupon)
- Free six pack of Pepsi product (coupon)
- Free birthday meal from Denny's
- Free appetizer at TGIFridays
- Free sample of Pringles chips
Enjoy!Read any good sonnets lately?
somebody still has to pay the electric bill...
The same molecular manufacturing process that assembles the food can also make highly efficient solar panels that provide the power for the molecular manufacturing process... bootstrapping your self-sufficiency.
simple economics would mean that the price of "Ethiopian compost" and other suitable raw materials would rise due to increased demand.
There's an over-abundance of suitable raw material all around and underneath you, with the most useful stuff -- carbon,hydrogen,oxygen,nitrogen -- also being among the most common. And don't forget that atoms don't wear out, so the carbon in "your" diamond ring today can be the recycled carbon in somebody elses dinner tomorrow night.
--
Power to the Peaceful
http://www.guardian.co.uk/germany/article/0,2763,1 098905,00.html
Has an article about the german guy who found a willing snack online.
(If at first you don't succeed, do it different next time!)
1) Yes, I understand they are real submissions.
2) I still hate them. They are NOT funny. At all.
I think a lot of people agree.
I know that it looks like an April fools joke, but i really want to know, where can i find free food on the internet. This would really help lower the cost of my groceries, which is high for a largish family.
check out the freezer isle at your local supermarket. Sometimes new products have a "try me for free!" badge on them.
Although by agreeing to the "Try me for free!" offer, you do have to pay tax and go through reate hell to collect the 3.99 check.
-Grump
Is it true that more people vote for the winner of American Idol, than vote for the president? -Ali G.
Will code for food.
Om short, these mentally ill people believe that they are right, everyone else is wrong, and in a proper functioning world all communications would be about how wonderful and grand they are. Clearly these could be considered a vile and useless group of people. Clearly we could call for their eradication not only from the /. but also from the face of the Earth. Clearly many would support us in that cause.
However, we are not a vengeful people. Also, I believe that as a group we are a relatively wealthy people. I am sure we have hundreds of internet millionaires, and probably dozens of MS multi-millionaires. I am also sure that /. has large numbers of less wealthy but well off denizens. Therefore I suggest that we set up a charity that will provide online counseling services for these lost souls. I am sure there are many counselors out there that we could contact the service to. Perhaps even in India. I believe the online counseling is the best we can hope for because these people tend to have trouble getting out of their chair, much less out of the house, for mental and physical reasons.
My hope is that slowly these crazies will replaced their delusions with more appropriate images of reality. I would also hope that these people might find healthy relationships, rather than stalking supermodels or molesting persons they bought in Mexico. Such an exercise would truly be worthwhile if it rid /. of the meaningless tripe typified by the parent.
[Ed. note: I assume the parent is flamebait and not a joke as it was an AC.]
"She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
alt.consumers.free-stuff is good for this kind of thing.
Omnes arx vestrum sunt adiuncta nobis.
And yet another trolling homophobic comment. Funny how all you trolls keep making these comments, it is like you have a lot of knowledge
and experence with homosexuality.
Shouldn't you have included a link to your girl friend porn star Mr. Goats?
I just about walked into a pretty girl at a supermarket on Friday. They use a radio station as Muzak and it had just announced Gmail as if it was a serious product, right in the middle of all of the other tech news. Whaaaat?
She understood that it was an April Fool's joke which had hit the big time, but was too hazy on what a gigabyte was to understand why it was funny.
Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
I've been meaning to read this bit for a few days.
The filters at work (gosh they are strict, the post here aren't that bad) frequently won't allow me to read a lot of the slashdot responses and at home I'm busy with the things women still do, despite the fact that's it 2004 and men should have to cook, do laundry, clean the bathrooms, mind the children, train the dog, whack themselves off...however, I digress.
So, I finally get a minute when the man, kid, and dogs are asleep, and I've been catching up here and I come to read it (hell we can use free food as much as anyone) and it's an April Fool's joke.
Guess there's no fool like a late fool...
but this isnt an April fool's joke go to their site and see. they send out a free sample... i guess i see that not believing it is the joke...