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  1. But... on Rendering Ultrasonic Imagery: The Sonic Flashlight · · Score: 0, Troll

    I don't want a sonic flashlight, I want a sonic screwdriver. How else am I going to reverse the polarity of the neutrino flow?

  2. Re:Should this judge have this much power? Yes! on U.S. Department of Interior Ordered Offline · · Score: 1

    Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie Make sure you make it with the shiny-side out, and protect your pets too! :^)

  3. Re:Should this judge have this much power? Yes! on U.S. Department of Interior Ordered Offline · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't count on this check too much. The U.S. supreme court ruled that $cientology "religious schooling" couldn't be a tax write-off.

    The IRS ignored them, and gave one specific religion a sweetheart deal. Up until now, this hasn't generated more than raised eyebrows. (And the tax courts have been brushing off anyone from other religions who wants equal treatment.)

    Those checks only work when there's the will to enforce them.

  4. Actually... on Gibson Guitars and Ethernet · · Score: 1

    Beowulf Cluster sounds like a pretty good name for a band!

  5. Re:MBAs as Stupidity Barometers on The Latest On Lord British · · Score: 2

    Look on the bright side: If MBAs are stupidity barometers, you can always use them to measure the heights of buildings. (Since no one would trade for an MBA, you'd have to fall back to the drop/time method. ;^)

  6. Re:WHAT?? on The Latest On Lord British · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure who owns them now, but it used to be that Avalon Hill was the place (mainly non-computer) games went to die.

  7. Good! on Kazaa to be shut down? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm tired of connecting to my ISP and getting KAZAA probed continously for days afterwards by idiots who don't understand that the dynamic IP address has been reassigned.

  8. Re:Impressive on Windows XP Embedded · · Score: 2

    Yeah, check around -- It's hard to buy them that small these days! :^)

    Heh, I finally decided to clean up my "bone yard" of old computers, and pitch out anything left over when I ran out of hard drives. The last was a 486/66 with a 205M and 82M drive. That 82M drive was the big drive on my multi-user Coherent/Linux 386/25 8M ram BBS machine.

    There is something very fscked when a Xenu-damned appliance requires that much power and storage!

  9. Re:replaces embedded NT on Windows XP Embedded · · Score: 1

    More like that with the time-delays involved in RFPing the hardware and software, selecting from the submissions, getting it up and running, testing, meetings, meetings, meetings, OS/2 was the only stable candidate in the early/mid '90's.

    The banking industry has a mightly long development pipeline. Now if they'd only switch to Open Source ATMs... :^) (Right about the time porcine aviation happens.)

  10. Re:Not too impressive or that important, really on Alien Atmosphere Hubbled · · Score: 1

    We're only finding Jovian and up sized masses because they're easier to find than small Earth-sized bodies.

    The interesting thing is the number of jovian types that are really close in. "Hot enough to melt the change in their pocket." This might be another artifact of our detection methods -- a close-in jovian is going to cause a larger wobble, and be detected easier.

    Oh for a big telescope on the Moon!

  11. Re:What is the TRUE value of an IP Address? on Cable Co's Want More Control Over Your Network · · Score: 1

    "What's the value of the stolen goods? Revenues associated with additional IP addresses, for one. Let's say one in 10 of the 5 million U.S. cable modem subscribers are usurping IP addresses without paying the $4.95 per month fee that's typically charged (beyond a pre-specified limit, which varies MSO to MSO.) Right off that bat, that's just shy of $30 million lost, annually."

    Ohmygawd! I use lots of IP addresses on my local network. None connect to my ADSL modem, so I don't owe my ISP for them, but according to this I owe *somebody* for the use of those IP addresses!

    Are the IP Police going to charge me for using 127.0.0.1 as well?

  12. Re:Good news on Lineo Frees CP/M · · Score: 1

    It's called GEM. (The Atari ST used GEM-68k over TOS.)

  13. Re:ZX-81 on Generate AM Radio Broadcasts With Your Monitor · · Score: 1

    Oh? And what kind of numbers are you getting with SETI / RC5 cracking? I just got a 486/66 online and the numbers suck -- I guess I should have fixed my ZX-81 (modded for a 32k ram chip). :^)

  14. And I thought the Power Glove was interesting on Net Connected Dream Inducer · · Score: 1

    Now I can use my bed as an input device. I suppose someone could write a BedOS, but it would have to use a different metaphor than desktop/windows.

  15. Re:McAffee on McAfee Will Ignore FBI Spyware · · Score: 2

    Hell, why doesn't McAfee just include FBI-Orifice in their install package? Might as well save time...

  16. Re:Thats a given.. but how about if.. on McAfee Will Ignore FBI Spyware · · Score: 1

    Only if FBI-Orifice actively phones home. (Which would probably red-light at the firewall. Of course, when they polled, it would do the same.)

  17. A new market segment for Linux? on McAfee Will Ignore FBI Spyware · · Score: 1

    I wonder how fast organized crime will switch?

    Remind me to never open "Here's the important info you requested" email from AFriend@fbi.gov

  18. Re:Wait on second on Andromeda To Become Less Complex? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can see the next two Sci-Fi series now:
    - StarFleet's Most Exciting Chases
    - When Klingons Go Wild

    Oh yeah, and several stupid "reality TV" dating/elimination shows. (But with aliens)

    Maybe they'll turn TROOPS into a series...

  19. Re:Not almost there on Non-commercial Manned Rocket Test (pre1) · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was 5000' not 5000m. Say! Do you work for NASA by any chance? :^)

    Of course that makes the remaining job even harder. What he's got now is just a big model rocket.

  20. Re:I wonder... on NASA Wants You To Fly The Highway In The Sky · · Score: 2

    Lovely, Code Red for aircars and airplanes... (And no jokes about Windows, someone could have done the same to unpatched RedHat)

    The issue is that with life-critical systems, security and failure-modes have to be taken seriously . (I admit that I'm not too serious at times.)

  21. Never mind the Internet Bars! on China Shuts Down 17,000 Internet Bars · · Score: 2

    When are Chinese going to shut down their spammers! Crush them with tanks, or subject them to the death of a thousand cats!

  22. Re:Landing Lights on Cybercrime Treaty to Be Signed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You didn't mention TRON or War Games. :^)

  23. Re:Landing Lights on Cybercrime Treaty to Be Signed · · Score: 4, Funny

    The whole airport local net was probably accessable from the Internet. *shudder* Landing lights were probably the least damaging thing that could have been done to it!

    It'll get worse with the net-capable appliances of the future -- Shutdown all fridges in Boston every Friday the 13th, Code Red for toasters, etc. (Just kidding, I hope!)

    Star Wars (EpIV for you damned kids) should have warned them: An unauthorized R2 unit at a docking bay data port shut down all the garbage mashers on the Detention Level... Bad network security on something the size of a small moon!

    I guess I'd better not ever try out my prank of taking a highish power IR laser, modulating it with the on/full volume/play codes for most TVs, stereos, VCRs, DVDs -- and then painting a few nearby apartment buildings with it at 3am...

  24. Re:Not So Smug! We could be in the same boat soon! on China Shuts Down 17,000 Internet Bars · · Score: 1

    Yes, freedom isn't taken away all at once. It's the death of a thousand cats. (Typo, but I left it. :^)

    The standard formula is to start by demonizing some external enemy. (No enemy? Create one immediately!) Therefore short-term measures must be taken to protect the nation. We must work together for the common good.

    Then uncover the fact that internal elements are cooperating with the external enemy. Therefore temporary measures must be taken to protect the Fatherland against these traitors.

    I was going to continue but Animal Farm said it far better than I could, and Hitler demonstrated it oh too well...

  25. Re:Flying Cars on NASA Wants You To Fly The Highway In The Sky · · Score: 1

    And for those that haven't: Flying Cars