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  1. Re: I can simply ignore all health and diet advice on Link Between Salt and High Blood Pressure 'Overstated' · · Score: 1

    Eat them like french fries instead.

  2. Re:Obviously. on Link Between Salt and High Blood Pressure 'Overstated' · · Score: 1

    You know. The stuff made of cream from venomous cows.

  3. Re:Demographic on AT&T Says 10Mbps Is Too Fast For "Broadband," 4Mbps Is Enough · · Score: 1

    He tried putting her in the yard but the wind kept knocking her over. Also the pigeons were a real nuisance.

  4. Re:Ban on testing would give tech only to cheaters on The Argument For a Hypersonic Missile Testing Ban · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And then what? We send them a sternly worded letter threatening to send another sternly worded letter if they do it again?

  5. Re:Great on Welcome To Laniakea, Our New Cosmic Home · · Score: 2

    Not only that. Now I have to have all my address labels reprinted!

  6. She quit because... on Entire South Korean Space Programme Shuts Down As Sole Astronaut Quits · · Score: 1

    She was afraid of heights!

  7. Re:sigh. bailing wire? on Gaza's Only Power Plant Knocked Offline · · Score: 1

    I haven't been around a lot of hay bales in a while, but back in the 60's and 70's hay bales were bound together with steel wire. The machine that we towed through the fields to pick up the cut hay and make the bales was stocked with spools of... wait for it... "baling wire" :)

  8. Re:Can I even fly any more? on The Secret Government Rulebook For Labeling You a Terrorist · · Score: 2

    As long as you don't get involved in a trial against the no-fly list, you're probably OK.

    http://yro.slashdot.org/story/... for those who need a refresher.

  9. Re:Oh noes, they yanked your chain on Netflix Reduces Physical-Disc Processing, Keeps Prices the Same · · Score: 1

    You have a local video rental store? I haven't seen one of those in my area since Blockbuster closed.

  10. Re:Alternate view on Netflix Reduces Physical-Disc Processing, Keeps Prices the Same · · Score: 1

    I am apathetic to your outrage.

    Am I doin' it right?

  11. Re:Reminiscent of 60's Toy "Sixfinger" on Wearable Robot Adds Two Fingers To Your Hand · · Score: 1

    Heh. I had one of those.

    Not nearly as disturbing as this, sold as a kid's party game in Japan, IMO.

  12. Re:Wrong priority! on Russia Prepares For Internet War Over Malaysian Jet · · Score: 1

    If a U.S. citizen was killed, then the U.S. has a diplomatic wedge into the investigation. "We are looking into what happened to our people."

    If if no U.S. citizen is involved, then everyone inside and outside would be perfectly justified in telling the U.S. to keep their nose out of it. (Not that the U.S. would follow that advice.)

  13. Re:"Issue on board" on Malaysian Passenger Plane Reportedly Shot Down Over Ukraine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Missle: In the beginning, there was darkness. And the darkness was without form, and void.

    Pilot: What the hell is he talking about?

    Missle: And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone. Let there be light.

  14. Re:Barbara Streisand award on French Blogger Fined For Negative Restaurant Review · · Score: 1

    Or use an utterly bland review as code for a bad review.

    "I ate at this restaurant. They clean it. It has decorations. It had service. I had a meatball sandwich. The meatballs were made of beef. I went home and went to bed."

    Translation: "I really wish I hadn't eaten here. The place was filthy, the decor is horrible and the service was terrible. The meatball sandwich I had was disgusting. The menu said it was made with beef, but I question whether that is actually the case. After eating here, I felt sick."

  15. Re:Maybe, maybe not. on Obama Administration Says the World's Servers Are Ours · · Score: 1

    everybody needs to have more than one passport

    Although it's been a while, I've looked around a bit, and it seems as if, if you are a natural born citizen of the USA, your options of getting a passport (normally requiring citizenship) from any other country are next to nil. The exceptions would be the countries that allow you to claim citizenship simply by showing that you are a descendant of a citizen of that country (I believe Mexico falls into that category).

  16. Take my wife... on Mars (One) Needs Payloads · · Score: 1, Funny

    please

  17. We can relax now on Privacy Oversight Board Gives NSA Surveillance a Pass · · Score: 1

    Hey, everyone, the government says that what it's doing is OK. At least we got that settled and we can all stop worrying about it.

    while their methods were "close to the line of constitutional reasonableness," they were used for good reason

    Hey, I think I heard of a road that you can pave with those good intentions.

  18. Re:I lost the password on Mass. Supreme Court Says Defendant Can Be Compelled To Decrypt Data · · Score: 2

    Anything found in the course of a legal search is fair game for prosecution.

    So if they enter your house with a warrant to search for drugs and find that body you've been keeping in the freezer, you're hosed.

  19. Once upon a time on Workaholism In America Is Hurting the Economy · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember that, at one time, the big promise of technology and automation was that we would be able to reduce the workweek for Joe Workerbee?

    Somewhere along the way the goal of tech has become to employ as few people as possible, preferably with lower skills so you don't have to pay them as much.

  20. Re:Awesome! on Federal Judge Rules US No-fly List Violates Constitution · · Score: 1

    I predict that they will handle it the same way they handle airport security: Everyone is now on the no-fly list. You can apply to get a travel pass that will allow you to fly within a given window of time. You'll have to show the pass along with your passport to enter the terminal. Eventually, leaving your state or county will also require a pass.

    I've been expecting this within the next ten years or so.

    "Papers, please."

  21. Re:Chicago Blackhawks too? on Washington Redskins Stripped of Trademarks · · Score: 1

    I'm getting ready to file a petition against the Minnesota Vikings. It's obviously disparaging my ancestors.

  22. Re:Self-defeating protests on Uber Demonstrations Snarl Traffic In London, Madrid, Berlin · · Score: 2

    Uber needs to simply sit back and do nothing about it. The less said the better.

    Actually, Uber took advantage of it by offering discounts in the cities affected. I'm pretty sure Uber gained many new customers today.

  23. Re:In the US they'd have been charged on Kids With Operators Manual Alert Bank Officials: "We Hacked Your ATM" · · Score: 1

    And heaven help those kids if they had a copy of "GURPS Cyberpunk" sitting on a bookshelf.

    They'd never see the light of day again.

  24. Re:Good luck on that... he won't appear on Iran Court Summons Mark Zuckerberg For Facebook Privacy Violations · · Score: 1

    It depends. Did they send him a Facebook invitation?

  25. Re:Nooooooo on WSJ Reports AT&T May Be Eying a $40B DirecTV Acquisition · · Score: 1

    It used to take around 25 button pushes to turn closed captions on or off on U-verse. I'd like to know how they came up with their usage scenarios when designing this that interface.

    Thankfully, they've added a shortcut that reduces it to around six button pushes, but still... Why does it only take one button on my DVD player?