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  1. Re:The announcer's delivery! on Vintage 1960s Era Film Shows IRS Defending Its Use of Computers · · Score: 1

    You piqued my curiosity.

    Apparently, depending on the author, the falling tone at the end of a sentence is called a "terminal fall" (sounds like a coroner's statement of cause of death), "falling terminal" (sounds like a terrorist act), or a "terminal contour". I'm couldn't find a official universal term for it.

    I thought the Wikipedia article might have something in the article on intonation, but I was unable to find it.

  2. Re:Uproar? on Vintage 1960s Era Film Shows IRS Defending Its Use of Computers · · Score: 1

    I recall this actually happening to someone, except it was the phone company that was sending him the bill.

    After making multiple attempts to get it cleared up, and starting to receive threatening letters regarding his phone service, he mailed in a check for $0.00.

    The problem was cleared up immediately.

  3. Re:Anecdote: you're wrong about the IRS... on Vintage 1960s Era Film Shows IRS Defending Its Use of Computers · · Score: 1

    My dad got out of the navy after WWII. Several years later he was informed that an audit had revealed that he had been underpaid, and they sent him a check. The check was for twelve cents.

    My mom still has that check.

  4. Re:common and fun on Programmer Debunks Source Code Shown In Movies and TV Shows · · Score: 2

    That's what always happens to my cars.

    I've lost 5 wives that way so far.

  5. Re:Took them long enough... on Federal Judge Rules Chicago's Ban On Licensed Gun Dealers Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    "An armed society is a polite society."

  6. Re:Typical Roman cuisine on Ancient Pompeii Diet Consisted of Giraffe and Other "Exotic'" Delicacies · · Score: 1

    You may want to carve it or press it with a cookie cutter to make it look like it came from the animal - McDonald's does this all the time.

    I tried that, but I couldn't get anyone at the table to believe that spotted owl meat looks like little Santa Clauses.

  7. Re:What if windshield has a minor crack on Next-Gen Windshield Wipers To Be Based On Jet Fighter "Forcefield" Tech · · Score: 2

    No, your windshield just explodes.

    But then you still don't need any windshield wipers!

  8. Not the plaque cleaner, please! on Next-Gen Windshield Wipers To Be Based On Jet Fighter "Forcefield" Tech · · Score: 2

    Similar sound waves are used by dentists to remove plaque from teeth.

    Um, I hear those sound waves just fine (high frequency sensitive). My dentist had to give up using it on me.

    If this sounds anything like that horrid sonic plaque cleaner, I'm going to have to move to my zombie apocalypse survival compound in Montana. Too bad, I was saving it for the actual zombie apocalypse.

  9. Re:so how will they earn a living on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Lawsuits Fail In New York Courts · · Score: 1

    They would certainly have better ethics.

  10. Re:Knowledgable Judges on Tech Companies Set To Appeal 2012 Oracle Vs. Google Ruling · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Alsup himself could file an amicus brief in the appeal.

  11. Re:Opportunities for fabricating evidence on NSA Planned To Discredit Radicals Based On Web-Browsing Habits · · Score: 1

    So now we know. Senator Feinstein must have terabytes of porn on her hard drive and the NSA has told her they know about it.

  12. Encryption is next on Driver Arrested In Ohio For Secret Car Compartment Full of Nothing · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, next up: A law that makes it a felony for using encryption to conceal evidence of terrorism.

    Now they can nail you just for using encryption with your email.

  13. Re:Sounds good on paper on Should the US Copy Switzerland and Consider a 'Maximum Wage' Ratio? · · Score: 1

    It's the six-pack theory of economics: the price of a six-pack of beer will always remain at approximately one hour's worth of minimum wage.

  14. Re:What we really need on Stanford's MetaPhone Project: Crowdsourcing Metadata To Challenge the NSA · · Score: 1

    No eavesdropping is done. All we need is the metadata. That's something that any law enforcement agency can obtain without a warrant.

    What does it prove? It could prove to be a huge embarrassment to the target, which is why the target needs to be someone who claims that the metadata doesn't tell anyone anything about your personal life.

    I'm not just talking about, "You made 32 calls last year to a phone sex line, each lasting approximately 35 minutes". How about, "I see you made a couple of short calls to a gynecologist. Setting up appointments, perhaps? Then, about 4 weeks later, I see that you spoke with an oncologist for 20 minutes, followed by a 45 minute call to an attorney specializing in wills and probate. Is there something we should know, Senator Feinstein?"

  15. What we really need on Stanford's MetaPhone Project: Crowdsourcing Metadata To Challenge the NSA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What we really need is for someone to get a hold of some pro-dragnet surveillance politico's, like Diane Feinstein's, metadata and publish a nice analysis of that.

    Then she could get up there and tell us how innocent the collection is.

  16. Re:I do this on Nearly 1 In 4 Adults Surf the Web While Driving · · Score: 1

    Ejector seat with the control mounted on the turn signal.

  17. Re:The collusion is second only to the confusion. on WikiLeaks Releases the Secret Draft Text of the TPP IP Rights Chapter · · Score: 1

    I would say that a paraphrasing of that bit of legalese would be "The Nice Classification of goods shall not be used to determine the similarity, or lack thereof, of the goods in question."

  18. Re:It's climate change on Puzzled Scientists Say Strange Things Are Happening On the Sun · · Score: 1

    I knew this would happen! This continued emphasis on solar power has doomed us. We've used up the sun.

  19. Re:Before you scream about it... on Republican Proposal Puts 'National Interest' Requirement On US Science Agency · · Score: 1

    Research into how to avoid dragnet surveillance by domestic intelligence agencies.

  20. Re:What about Climate Change? on Republican Proposal Puts 'National Interest' Requirement On US Science Agency · · Score: 2

    I would say that squelching climate change research is probably one of the primary purposes of this proposal.

  21. In other news on Even the Author of the Patriot Act Is Trying To Stop the NSA · · Score: 4, Funny

    Several Congressmen were rushed to the hospital after suffering severe cases of acronym overdose.

    Acronym abuse has been on the rise in Washington lately. Many researchers attribute the problem to inflated egos, which most politicians also suffer from.

  22. Re:So...looking for paper guns, then? on Feds Confiscate Investigative Reporter's Confidential Files During Raid · · Score: 1

    Warrants have to be specific as to what they are searching for, but any evidence found during a legal search, whether named in the warrant or not, is fair game.

  23. Re:I donâ(TM)t suppose... on Feds Confiscate Investigative Reporter's Confidential Files During Raid · · Score: 1

    I can never remember to run the encryption software on my dead tree files, either.

    But it looks like investigative journalism of government activities in this country is pretty much dead. It was a good run of 200+ years, but now it's over.

  24. Re:LOL .... on The Fascinating Science Behind Beer Foam · · Score: 1

    It could be almost as much fun as mixing beer and guns.

    "Hey, guys! Watch this..."

  25. Re: because the company's LAWYERS had provided it on Apple and Nokia Outraged That Samsung Lawyers Leaked Patent License Terms · · Score: 1

    That Samsung received the information is the lawyer's fault. But then Samsung, knowing fully well that they had information they were not supposed to have, distributed it further and utilized it in negotiations with Nokia.

    It's obvious that Samsung knew they had information they weren't supposed to have, from the statement alleged to have been made to Nokia by a Samsung executive: "All information leaks."