With the RIAA taking down SOMA FM, what can we expect next? Will they go after every DJ site on the internet that streams media as well those who tune in?
The Troll High Council has ruled that the CLIT pledge is unconstitutional. Please simply remove the phrase "under God", replace with "underwear" and every thing will be just fine.
Peer to Peer? More like Pee to Pee. A practice common among ACs. Where two young anonymous coward boys stand face to face and pee on/at each other. Is this some thing you are familiar with AC? Don't be afraid. You can tell us. We are but slashdotters. We will not judge you by your desire to be free of this burden that you carry around knowing that you like to pee/bee pee'd on. It's okay. Nothing to worry about. Things like this ususally pop up in earlier adolescent years, which I assume is the case here. Feel free to reply to any CLIT posting that you feel may help you in determinng where your place is in the world.
Ha! 9x, you fool. As currently I have no PCI slot hardware modem that will run under Linux. New KT3 Ultra mobo:] Linux knows the difference between a realmodem and a Windows prorietary piece of software driven shite. My 33.6k Best Data Smart One ISA modem brings me data at 11.2k top speed With a PIII 500 on a different system. A USR 56k PCI under windows: 5.2k/sec top speed, spikes to 8.3k/sec under the same conditions. I wonder what it would run at with an AMD 1700+ and 512Megs RAM because the US Robitcs modem under Windows still coughs along at 5.2k/sec. Hrrrm. I think that finger doesn't know where it's flipping.
In short, you can take the fancy little system window that you can ctrl-alt-del and pop up to get your little green and black scope readings of connection information and processor load, whoo! getting w00t now! but XP will never be any thing worth comparing to Unix in any form. Nice try from MS though. Still think XP sucks.
▒n a Friday after w▒rk CmdrTac▒ met J▒e at a bar f▒r a few drinks as has bec▒me the usual thing f▒r them t▒ d▒. (they then usually g▒ t▒ J▒e's flat and sh▒wer and then get d▒wn t▒ having sex f▒r m▒st ▒f the weekend with him eventually leaving J▒e's place ▒n M▒nday m▒rning t▒ g▒ t▒ w▒rk.)
At the bar this particular Friday night J▒e had an ▒ld friend fr▒m ▒ut ▒f t▒wn with him called Ken they were ▒ld fuck buddies, he is in his early fifties like J▒e.
(J▒e and CmdrTac▒ had wanted t▒ try a threes▒me and CmdrTac▒ had agreed t▒ try it with s▒me▒ne that they c▒uld trust and feel safe and discreet with and naturally disease free like J▒e and CmdrTac▒ are.)
After a few drinks and talking Ken came acr▒ss as a very nice and funny guy and the evening pr▒ved t▒ be a really pleasant ▒ne.
Ken is ab▒ut 5'11 tall and was lean and fit l▒▒king and was pretty int▒ keeping fit and j▒gged a l▒t.
After awhile they went t▒ dinner and the great evening c▒ntinued with them all having just en▒ugh t▒ drink making the evening funny but n▒b▒dy being drunk ▒r trashed.
After dinner they went t▒ J▒e's flat, they sat d▒wn and had an▒ther drink and started t▒ talk ab▒ut what t▒ d▒ next, J▒e suggested they put ▒n a gay p▒rn▒ m▒vie and see where it led them, they all laughed but agreed. The m▒vie started with tw▒ guys wanking each ▒ther ▒ff, Ken suddenly st▒▒d up and dr▒pped his pants and under pants and CmdrTac▒ g▒t a l▒▒k at his c▒ck f▒r the first time, it was ab▒ut 7 inched like mine cut but very thick, after l▒▒king at it CmdrTac▒ g▒t really turned ▒n, J▒e and CmdrTac▒ l▒st their pants very quickly as well.
What happened next, y▒u ask? They sat ▒n the c▒uch wanking and watching the m▒vie, suddenly CmdrTac▒ felt a hand t▒uching his c▒ck, it was Ken, CmdrTac▒ grabbed his c▒ck and they started t▒ jack each ▒ther ▒ff, the excitement was unbelievable their c▒cks were at full mast and J▒e watching them had his c▒ck standing t▒ attenti▒n while he wanked himself ▒ff, after a while CmdrTac▒ reached ▒ver with his right hand and started t▒ wank him as well.
With the excitement in the r▒▒m rising and it being h▒t they s▒▒n were all sitting there stark naked jacking each ▒ther ▒ff, after a while Ken g▒t ▒ff the c▒uch and g▒t ▒n the fl▒▒r in fr▒nt ▒f him CmdrTac▒ m▒ved myself ▒nt▒ the edge ▒f the c▒uch and Ken leant f▒rward and put his c▒ck in his m▒uth and started t▒ give him what CmdrTac▒ can describe as an incredible deep thr▒ating bl▒w j▒b, he als▒ pushed his legs back and pushed a finger in his n▒w exp▒sed anus.
J▒e g▒t up and half st▒▒d ▒n the c▒uch in fr▒nt ▒f him and pushed his large mushr▒▒m head c▒ck t▒wards his m▒uth.
There CmdrTac▒ was getting the ultimate d▒ne t▒ him, Ken m▒ved his m▒uth fr▒m his c▒ck t▒ his anus and was taking turns t▒ bl▒w his c▒ck and rimm his anus and fingering his anus while wanking him ▒ff when he was rimming him.
CmdrTac▒ was giving J▒e a deep bl▒w j▒b which CmdrTac▒ kn▒w he l▒ves CmdrTac▒ knew he was cl▒se as CmdrTac▒ felt his c▒ck expanding in his m▒uth and his gr▒ans increased, when Ken heard this he d▒ubled his eff▒rts ▒n his c▒ck and was pumping his fingers in and ▒ut ▒f his anus, J▒e suddenly blew his l▒ad d▒wn his thr▒at and started t▒ fuck his m▒uth, CmdrTac▒ als▒ suddenly blew his l▒ad and Ken just kept at it sucking his c▒ck and swall▒wing all his cum, J▒e c▒llapsed next t▒ him spent and c▒vered in sweat, CmdrTac▒ just lay there while Ken put his testicles in his m▒uth and kept him m▒aning.
After s▒me time Ken leant f▒rward and started t▒ suck his c▒ck which g▒t hard pretty quickly, they ended up ▒n the fl▒▒r in the sixty nine p▒siti▒n with him ▒n t▒p, CmdrTac▒ was determined t▒ give Ken the pleasure that he had given him.
CmdrTac▒ g▒t his legs under his armpits which als▒ gave him access t▒ his anus with his t▒ngue and CmdrTac▒ started t▒ rimm his anus while als▒ taking turns t▒ suck his c▒ck.
CmdrTac▒ felt s▒mething c▒ld t▒uch his anus and l▒▒ked behind him and saw J▒e leaning f▒rward with a tube ▒f KY in his hand and he was using it t▒ lube his anus, he had a red ribbed c▒nd▒m already ▒n his c▒ck and it l▒▒ked t▒ als▒ have l▒ts ▒f KY ▒n it, CmdrTac▒ enj▒y being fucked with a ribbed c▒nd▒m as it adds t▒ the pleasure.
J▒e g▒t behind him and rubbed his c▒ck up and d▒wn his ass crack teasing him all this time Ken was sucking his c▒ck, CmdrTac▒ suddenly felt J▒e's c▒ck head pushing against his anal entrance meeting resistance then after a few sec▒nds his c▒ck entered him and slid all eight inches right t▒ the hilt. (As CmdrTac▒ have menti▒ned in a previ▒us st▒ry J▒e's c▒ck is big ab▒ut eight inches and he has a huge mushr▒▒m head ▒n his c▒ck which t▒tally fills him and it has taken a while t▒ get used t▒ it)
J▒e started t▒ deep fuck him at a steady rhythm the pleasure CmdrTac▒ was getting was unbelievable with his ass being pumped and his c▒ck being sucked and him having his t▒ngue w▒rking ▒n Kens anus and c▒ck what c▒uld be better.
CmdrTac▒ felt Kens c▒ck start t▒ expand m▒re and by the m▒ans CmdrTac▒ c▒uld tell he was cl▒se, CmdrTac▒ pushed a finger int▒ his anus and started t▒ finger fuck him while sucking his c▒ck.
Ken seemed t▒ d▒uble the eff▒rt ▒n his c▒ck and then he expl▒ded in his m▒uth CmdrTac▒ just swall▒wed his cum and he seemed t▒ cum f▒rever and it tasted great Ken was the first ▒ther guys cum that CmdrTac▒ had tasted after J▒e and CmdrTac▒ really liked the taste.
J▒e was fucking him at a rapid pace and CmdrTac▒ was cl▒se t▒ bl▒wing his l▒ad in Kens m▒uth and CmdrTac▒ was cl▒se t▒ c▒llapsing then CmdrTac▒ felt myself begin t▒ cum d▒wn Kens thr▒at CmdrTac▒ held ▒ut as l▒ng as p▒ssible but eventually his legs gave way and CmdrTac▒ dr▒pped ▒n t▒p ▒f Ken with J▒e c▒ntinuing t▒ fuck him, he c▒ntinued t▒ fuck him f▒r ab▒ut ten minutes then suddenly pulled his c▒ck ▒ut ▒f his anus and pulled the c▒nd▒m ▒ff and wanked his cum all ▒ver him and Ken.
CmdrTac▒ have never felt s▒ shagged ▒ut in his life, they just lay ▒n the fl▒▒r f▒r ab▒ut half an h▒ur in abs▒lute exhausti▒n. That was the start what was t▒ bec▒me an amazing weekend ▒f sex.
Ah, yes, the desire to join the CLIT Army! Kind of like the KISS Army but (not really) with out the makeup and pyrotechnics. One might say that your interest is a vested effort as an application for entrance in to CLIT. Since the fall of Geekizoid, we trolls have little refuge from the plight of the moderator. We have no real place to just settle in and do the things good trolls do. Although, Trollaxor, as you amy know, has graciuosly given us a home in this time of need. The Turd Report is renowned. In the past, the grouping of trolls has been scattered and distrought with lack of purpose and intention. The CLIT is a *niformed, GPLed, FreeBSD is Dying, Slashdot is Censorware, all encompassing league of troll hearted individuals like myslef just trying to keep all punches some where below the belt.
Okay, this is Pr0n King. He's part of the Troll High Council (R.I.P.). Which is, essentially, predecessor to the CLIT. In other words, this post, in any name, can not be claimed.
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But real servers run *nix. Where does that leave the MSCE?
Kw3rd Kup Khomie!
got that?
so Little time
so much to do
what does it all mean
Agreed. I had to look twice myself. I was thinking of running Linux on my coffee maker. I've been looking for a way to get free, as in coffee.
With the RIAA taking down SOMA FM, what can we expect next? Will they go after every DJ site on the internet that streams media as well those who tune in?
The Troll High Council has ruled that the CLIT pledge is unconstitutional. Please simply remove the phrase "under God", replace with "underwear" and every thing will be just fine.
handybundler: banned again!
data recovery is possible
recovery from windows usage, however...
oh and thanks to phoenix for making this post possible.
handybundler: banned again
could it be? No it can't be. Yeah, i think it is. handybundler: banned again.
This was pr0pz faR j00
if i evar meet you i will kick your ass
yeah who was that? the Beatdlls? ba-dun-crash
- was at -7
- posted some thing that got modded up
- got modded back down
- reside at -12
I'm sure there are more testimonials to this phenomenon known as the plight of the moderator.Peer to Peer? More like Pee to Pee. A practice common among ACs. Where two young anonymous coward boys stand face to face and pee on/at each other. Is this some thing you are familiar with AC? Don't be afraid. You can tell us. We are but slashdotters. We will not judge you by your desire to be free of this burden that you carry around knowing that you like to pee/bee pee'd on. It's okay. Nothing to worry about. Things like this ususally pop up in earlier adolescent years, which I assume is the case here. Feel free to reply to any CLIT posting that you feel may help you in determinng where your place is in the world.
Ha! 9x, you fool. As currently I have no PCI slot hardware modem that will run under Linux. New KT3 Ultra mobo :] Linux knows the difference between a realmodem and a Windows prorietary piece of software driven shite. My 33.6k Best Data Smart One ISA modem brings me data at 11.2k top speed With a PIII 500 on a different system. A USR 56k PCI under windows: 5.2k/sec top speed, spikes to 8.3k/sec under the same conditions. I wonder what it would run at with an AMD 1700+ and 512Megs RAM because the US Robitcs modem under Windows still coughs along at 5.2k/sec. Hrrrm. I think that finger doesn't know where it's flipping.
In short, you can take the fancy little system window that you can ctrl-alt-del and pop up to get your little green and black scope readings of connection information and processor load, whoo! getting w00t now! but XP will never be any thing worth comparing to Unix in any form. Nice try from MS though. Still think XP sucks.
meet my middle finger.
True St▒ry
by handybundler
* * * * *
▒n a Friday after w▒rk CmdrTac▒ met J▒e at a bar f▒r a few drinks as has bec▒me the usual thing f▒r them t▒ d▒. (they then usually g▒ t▒ J▒e's flat and sh▒wer and then get d▒wn t▒ having sex f▒r m▒st ▒f the weekend with him eventually leaving J▒e's place ▒n M▒nday m▒rning t▒ g▒ t▒ w▒rk.)
At the bar this particular Friday night J▒e had an ▒ld friend fr▒m ▒ut ▒f t▒wn with him called Ken they were ▒ld fuck buddies, he is in his early fifties like J▒e.
(J▒e and CmdrTac▒ had wanted t▒ try a threes▒me and CmdrTac▒ had agreed t▒ try it with s▒me▒ne that they c▒uld trust and feel safe and discreet with and naturally disease free like J▒e and CmdrTac▒ are.)
After a few drinks and talking Ken came acr▒ss as a very nice and funny guy and the evening pr▒ved t▒ be a really pleasant ▒ne.
Ken is ab▒ut 5'11 tall and was lean and fit l▒▒king and was pretty int▒ keeping fit and j▒gged a l▒t.
After awhile they went t▒ dinner and the great evening c▒ntinued with them all having just en▒ugh t▒ drink making the evening funny but n▒b▒dy being drunk ▒r trashed.
After dinner they went t▒ J▒e's flat, they sat d▒wn and had an▒ther drink and started t▒ talk ab▒ut what t▒ d▒ next, J▒e suggested they put ▒n a gay p▒rn▒ m▒vie and see where it led them, they all laughed but agreed. The m▒vie started with tw▒ guys wanking each ▒ther ▒ff, Ken suddenly st▒▒d up and dr▒pped his pants and under pants and CmdrTac▒ g▒t a l▒▒k at his c▒ck f▒r the first time, it was ab▒ut 7 inched like mine cut but very thick, after l▒▒king at it CmdrTac▒ g▒t really turned ▒n, J▒e and CmdrTac▒ l▒st their pants very quickly as well.
What happened next, y▒u ask? They sat ▒n the c▒uch wanking and watching the m▒vie, suddenly CmdrTac▒ felt a hand t▒uching his c▒ck, it was Ken, CmdrTac▒ grabbed his c▒ck and they started t▒ jack each ▒ther ▒ff, the excitement was unbelievable their c▒cks were at full mast and J▒e watching them had his c▒ck standing t▒ attenti▒n while he wanked himself ▒ff, after a while CmdrTac▒ reached ▒ver with his right hand and started t▒ wank him as well.
With the excitement in the r▒▒m rising and it being h▒t they s▒▒n were all sitting there stark naked jacking each ▒ther ▒ff, after a while Ken g▒t ▒ff the c▒uch and g▒t ▒n the fl▒▒r in fr▒nt ▒f him CmdrTac▒ m▒ved myself ▒nt▒ the edge ▒f the c▒uch and Ken leant f▒rward and put his c▒ck in his m▒uth and started t▒ give him what CmdrTac▒ can describe as an incredible deep thr▒ating bl▒w j▒b, he als▒ pushed his legs back and pushed a finger in his n▒w exp▒sed anus.
J▒e g▒t up and half st▒▒d ▒n the c▒uch in fr▒nt ▒f him and pushed his large mushr▒▒m head c▒ck t▒wards his m▒uth.
There CmdrTac▒ was getting the ultimate d▒ne t▒ him, Ken m▒ved his m▒uth fr▒m his c▒ck t▒ his anus and was taking turns t▒ bl▒w his c▒ck and rimm his anus and fingering his anus while wanking him ▒ff when he was rimming him.
CmdrTac▒ was giving J▒e a deep bl▒w j▒b which CmdrTac▒ kn▒w he l▒ves CmdrTac▒ knew he was cl▒se as CmdrTac▒ felt his c▒ck expanding in his m▒uth and his gr▒ans increased, when Ken heard this he d▒ubled his eff▒rts ▒n his c▒ck and was pumping his fingers in and ▒ut ▒f his anus, J▒e suddenly blew his l▒ad d▒wn his thr▒at and started t▒ fuck his m▒uth, CmdrTac▒ als▒ suddenly blew his l▒ad and Ken just kept at it sucking his c▒ck and swall▒wing all his cum, J▒e c▒llapsed next t▒ him spent and c▒vered in sweat, CmdrTac▒ just lay there while Ken put his testicles in his m▒uth and kept him m▒aning.
After s▒me time Ken leant f▒rward and started t▒ suck his c▒ck which g▒t hard pretty quickly, they ended up ▒n the fl▒▒r in the sixty nine p▒siti▒n with him ▒n t▒p, CmdrTac▒ was determined t▒ give Ken the pleasure that he had given him.
CmdrTac▒ g▒t his legs under his armpits which als▒ gave him access t▒ his anus with his t▒ngue and CmdrTac▒ started t▒ rimm his anus while als▒ taking turns t▒ suck his c▒ck.
CmdrTac▒ felt s▒mething c▒ld t▒uch his anus and l▒▒ked behind him and saw J▒e leaning f▒rward with a tube ▒f KY in his hand and he was using it t▒ lube his anus, he had a red ribbed c▒nd▒m already ▒n his c▒ck and it l▒▒ked t▒ als▒ have l▒ts ▒f KY ▒n it, CmdrTac▒ enj▒y being fucked with a ribbed c▒nd▒m as it adds t▒ the pleasure.
J▒e g▒t behind him and rubbed his c▒ck up and d▒wn his ass crack teasing him all this time Ken was sucking his c▒ck, CmdrTac▒ suddenly felt J▒e's c▒ck head pushing against his anal entrance meeting resistance then after a few sec▒nds his c▒ck entered him and slid all eight inches right t▒ the hilt. (As CmdrTac▒ have menti▒ned in a previ▒us st▒ry J▒e's c▒ck is big ab▒ut eight inches and he has a huge mushr▒▒m head ▒n his c▒ck which t▒tally fills him and it has taken a while t▒ get used t▒ it)
J▒e started t▒ deep fuck him at a steady rhythm the pleasure CmdrTac▒ was getting was unbelievable with his ass being pumped and his c▒ck being sucked and him having his t▒ngue w▒rking ▒n Kens anus and c▒ck what c▒uld be better.
CmdrTac▒ felt Kens c▒ck start t▒ expand m▒re and by the m▒ans CmdrTac▒ c▒uld tell he was cl▒se, CmdrTac▒ pushed a finger int▒ his anus and started t▒ finger fuck him while sucking his c▒ck.
Ken seemed t▒ d▒uble the eff▒rt ▒n his c▒ck and then he expl▒ded in his m▒uth CmdrTac▒ just swall▒wed his cum and he seemed t▒ cum f▒rever and it tasted great Ken was the first ▒ther guys cum that CmdrTac▒ had tasted after J▒e and CmdrTac▒ really liked the taste.
J▒e was fucking him at a rapid pace and CmdrTac▒ was cl▒se t▒ bl▒wing his l▒ad in Kens m▒uth and CmdrTac▒ was cl▒se t▒ c▒llapsing then CmdrTac▒ felt myself begin t▒ cum d▒wn Kens thr▒at CmdrTac▒ held ▒ut as l▒ng as p▒ssible but eventually his legs gave way and CmdrTac▒ dr▒pped ▒n t▒p ▒f Ken with J▒e c▒ntinuing t▒ fuck him, he c▒ntinued t▒ fuck him f▒r ab▒ut ten minutes then suddenly pulled his c▒ck ▒ut ▒f his anus and pulled the c▒nd▒m ▒ff and wanked his cum all ▒ver him and Ken.
CmdrTac▒ have never felt s▒ shagged ▒ut in his life, they just lay ▒n the fl▒▒r f▒r ab▒ut half an h▒ur in abs▒lute exhausti▒n. That was the start what was t▒ bec▒me an amazing weekend ▒f sex.
Happy 600th! Enjoy it beacuse that's a beauty!
Ah, yes, the desire to join the CLIT Army! Kind of like the KISS Army but (not really) with out the makeup and pyrotechnics. One might say that your interest is a vested effort as an application for entrance in to CLIT. Since the fall of Geekizoid, we trolls have little refuge from the plight of the moderator. We have no real place to just settle in and do the things good trolls do. Although, Trollaxor, as you amy know, has graciuosly given us a home in this time of need. The Turd Report is renowned. In the past, the grouping of trolls has been scattered and distrought with lack of purpose and intention. The CLIT is a *niformed, GPLed, FreeBSD is Dying, Slashdot is Censorware, all encompassing league of troll hearted individuals like myslef just trying to keep all punches some where below the belt.
Thank you, and welcome. Viva La Consortium!
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Okay, this is Pr0n King. He's part of the Troll High Council (R.I.P.). Which is, essentially, predecessor to the CLIT. In other words, this post, in any name, can not be claimed.
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