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  1. Re:What's so funny about Monty Python any more? on Return of The Holy Grail to the Silver Screen · · Score: 1

    Well, I think during all time periods there was crap. I mean, have you seen some of the comedy movies/shows of the 60's? It's basically white kids running around doing naughty things and getting caught by mr. well to do daddy. Ha ha ha, big laugh storm after beaver left his bat at the field and now there is a funny scene at the field! Ha ha ha!

    Either that or they're being saved by their good for nothing border colly. Fucking lassie ruines everything.

  2. Re:In a Corporatocracy, we're all just targets. on Clever Girl Bess · · Score: 1

    It'd be a lot funnier if it weren't so true =\

  3. Re:Yellow journalism at its best on Kids and Computers · · Score: 1

    True that man. Jon Katz gives a bad name to leftism. This kind of impractical, unrealistic, idealistic bull shit unfortunately ruines a lot of the appeal for progressive beliefs. While I hold myself as a liberal, it's hard to believe I have to sit in the same camp as this moron.

    My kind of liberalism is based on personal responsibility, reason, and practicality, not holding some superior view where we just attack the other side and have some righteous attitude about how we must help out every fucked up person in the world.

  4. Re:Off-topic: The Enlgish language on Kids and Computers · · Score: 1

    Who really cares about someone's grammar? If it's a good point, it's a good point. Don't knock someone's argument just because their grammar is sub-par. Find somewhere else to be nit-picky and petty.

    But I do agree with your argument about computers. So what if people can afford better computers? Is it there fault that rich people are rich and poor people are poor? I didn't know there was a big sign in America that said "you are responsible for everyone else". Personally, I care about one person, and that's me. Just because poor people have no initiative, responsibility, or strength to make themselves into better people, doesn't mean I'm responsible for THEM. I didn't know America was turning into communism!

    BTW, Your quote was said by Voltaire poindexter. :)

  5. Excellent indeed. on Wearable Translators · · Score: 1

    No need learning all those messy languages, global domination is possible now that I can say "Touch thy penis" in all the languages of the world! Ah, Buttman would be proud.

  6. ACLU: The Last One Standing on ACLU Takes on ICANN · · Score: 1

    It's unfortunate that the ACLU and a few other's are the only organizations remaining to fight for our freedom. Especially since we have new technology evolving so quickly, we shouldn't let our rights be taking away at a time when they're most vulnerable (ie on the internet).

    I suggest to you all that you join the ACLU and sign up for the e-mail newsletter. It needs all the support it can get, and there is nothing more precious then our rights.

  7. Problem with our judiciary system on EFF Appeals 2600 Decision · · Score: 1

    I think as proof by this Kaplan decision and many others too numerous to speak of regarding technology, the judicial system in America has a major problem: understanding.

    Unfortunately, the majority of judges in our current system are over 60 and have little to no computer use, and therefore a lot of the current issues regarding computer related things appear fuzzy to them.

    It kind of reminds me of the 1996 DMCA bill, which was said would have never passed if Sunny Bono was alive, because he would be the few people who would have really realized the consequences of such a bill. Similarily, would judgements like this be handed down if instead of Kaplan ruling on the case, someone with a fair amount of computer knowledge had been?

  8. Imagine the possibilities on Sandia, Compaq, and Celera To Build Petaflop Machine · · Score: 1

    Porn 1 trillion times faster.... ahhhh ::homer drool::

  9. Zuh? on Life as Video Game Art · · Score: 1

    This seems to be american history, post 1960. Nothing more.

    Not that I'm disappointed. I think those are pretty nifty pictures (especially the one of the LA riots and the rodney king were the best), but I expected there to be a little more, hrm, diversity in the choice of history.

    but werd, anyone know how this guy did this? its quite intriguing!

    -bongo

  10. IRS Open Source on Should The Government Go Open Source? · · Score: 1

    int main() { int taxes; if (taxes > 10000) { cout "AUDIT"; forecloser(estate); } else if (taxes 10000) { cout "AUDIT"; auction(privateherlums); } return -1; }

  11. Two Words on Ready-To-Wear PCs · · Score: 1

    Robo Penis.

    Tired of doing all that work in bed? Let the Robo Penis do the work for you. No more work for fat nerds like us! No more swaying, moving, or thinking required! Just sit back and let your brain fry in the sexual passion!

    Then again, I'll feel stupid when I blue screen, fail to orgasm, and go permanently limp...

  12. Re:woops on Web-Based E-mail Isn't Safe From Corporate Eyes · · Score: 1

    I'd be so much funnier if I knew how to use br's. Fuck me, and all my pornographic glory.

  13. woops on Web-Based E-mail Isn't Safe From Corporate Eyes · · Score: 3

    Me: Man, I always wonder if I ever get any work done in this office. Then I look around and I wonder if ANYONE gets any work done. Me: Dude you need to come down to the office, we're printing out PORN on the laser jet printers, then shredding the paper and putting acid on it! Me: My boss reminds me that left nuts do grow out of porportion. Me: Work reminds me that life is nothing but a big orgy, often on keyboards. This would explain why my keyboard is hairier then Rosseane's legs. I hope this reminds the majority of you unemployed, disillusioned stiffs like myself why we constantly get fired. God bless the internet, and all it's pornographic glory.

  14. Help Save Animals on Is Extinction Only Temporary? · · Score: 1

    Rape the nearest panda.

  15. Re:Is extinction temporary? Depends... on Is Extinction Only Temporary? · · Score: 1

    You're going to think different when they bring back Alf, not only in Pog form, but in life form! Hopefully, scientists will learn how to clone Gary Coleman and Alf in the vaginas of cows. Then humanity will have reached the level of God. -bongo