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  1. Re:Desktops are surprisingly portable. on Computers/Keyboards + Dorm Room = No Zzzzzz? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You either have very large pockets, and consequently very large pants .... or very small keyboards, and consequently very tiny hands.

  2. Re:Get earplugs. on Computers/Keyboards + Dorm Room = No Zzzzzz? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've had this experience, also. After living in close quarters for many years with a computer (or 3) whirring quietly to it self for 24 hours a day, I found that I could not live without it.

    Once I moved into a new apartment where (ghasp) there was enough room to create a dedicated home office, and move the computers out of the bedroom, I had a ghastly time readjusting to the sound of silence ... horrible insomnia, random waking up in the middle of the night, not being able to shake the constant feeling of ... "there's no noise! the fans must have died!"

    It was like an addiction ... a hellish two weeks, but eventually the cravings went away.

  3. Re:I am sorry to say on Curse Your Way to Live Support · · Score: 1

    Some of the better managed, usually smaller companies, have implemented a call-back function. You go to their website, enter in your phone number, and they'll call you when they're available.

    I found this last night on the speakeasy.net website while I was shopping for a new ISP, but I've also seen this while i was shopping for VOIP, too.

  4. Re:Old-fashioned way: on Curse Your Way to Live Support · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Sometime the trick is dialing 0-0. Or *-# or some weird combo. Or, you can try dialing random extensions to get in touch with a real person who has nothing to do with your problem at all, but they'll be happy to transfer you to the correct department.

    However, lately it's been sometimes happening that when I try this I get immediately disconnected.

    They're catching on.

  5. Re:Um. on Online Search Engines Lift Cover Of Privacy · · Score: 2, Informative

    robots.txt doesn't matter worth a damn, if you're not feeling polite.

  6. Re:Dr. Who on A New Face For Robotics · · Score: 4, Interesting

    actually ...

    i was lucky enough to be in possession of one of these 'freak' cars for awhile. 1984 Nissan Maxima. Once my friends learned that it 'spoke', they would go to no ends to to hear that metallic (female) voice.

    I loved driving down the highway only to suddenly hear, "right door is open".

    It was the hight of coolness.

    On the otherhand, my fuel gauge was sticky. So, even though I knew I had 2 gallons and ~40 miles left to go, I would be bombarded every 5 minutes with "fuel level is low".

    THAT, the sub-par 'intelligence' that thought that i was the stupid one, was much much worse than the freaky metallic-death drone of my constant female copilot, which was actually pretty kick-ass.

    And don't get me started on that piece-of-shit self-bagger at the grocery store.

  7. Re:In other news.... on A Microbe's-Eye View of Beer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, that was great. Especially when I saw it on fark.

    In other news, "Originality and creativity surrender"

    Sound familiar?

  8. Re:why do it? on Microsoft Develops XP 'Light' for Thailand · · Score: 1


    Intriguing ... so what brand and model of USB drive can I buy and convert to 256?

  9. Re:Pornographers are criminals already anyway on Dealing With Copyright Online: Porn v. Music · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Au contraire, mon frere.

    Adult entertainment is a well established film genre. Why isn't it an honest job? You wake up, drive to work, clock in, bust your hump (or hump your bust) all day, then go home, and cash your cheques.

    True, there is a seedier side to some of the fly by night operations, but that's also true of import electronics, major label clothing, accounting and the stock market, as we've seen in the last few years.

    Corrupting minds? Nobody is forcing anybody to watch porn. Actually, it's almost always segregated into its own section / room in a store to keep people from having to peruse it unwillingly. You have to willingly pay for it on TV.

    Take your religious fundamentalist dogma elsewhere.

    As for the illegality of piracy, go talk to the vice-president about halliburton. He wouldn't be doing all that if it were illegal, right?

  10. Intriguing, but not widely supported on Replacing Rescue CDs with USB Keys? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The posts so far have been right on the money: boot from usb device, while several years old, is not as common as we would like it to be.

    Perhaps the best you can hope for (certainly the easiest) is to make a linux bootable diskette, load USB drivers from there, then mount the usb-drive, and load a new kernel from that. Two stage boot.

  11. Re:Why the rag on VB? on The World of Virus Writers · · Score: 1

    Very true, and well stated.

    My beef with VB comes from personal experience, as well as experience I have had with others who have used it.

    Case 1) I knew this chick in college; she scored a cushy summer job as a VB 'developer'. Scored a major chunk of change, while I busted my hump in a coffeeshop for 3 months. When pressed for details, it turns out that all she really did was push buttons in the visual builder gui that did everything for her. She knew enough syntax to fitb, but couldn't program her own way out of a wet paper sack.

    Case 2) A friend of mine developed an inventory control program in VB. Very powerful. Earned him a promotion to manager, and major moola. The only drawback? Slower than molasses. Since he had no other language in his repertoire, and basically cribbed the whole program from pre-existing examples, it continues to take several hours to update the data.

    VB has its advantages, i do not dispute that. Chief among them is that it is easy to learn, implementation time is fast, and it is tightly integrated into the windows os.

    But honestly, I would not use it to munge gigs of data at a time, implement real-time applications, or control my nuclear reactor.

    Then again, I just might be slightly envious that my friends were in the right place at the right time.

  12. Re:how odd on When was the Last Time You Used Gopher? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Telnet is an awful, awful protocl that shound never have been implemented, right from the start. Unless you're running an extremely resource-poor platform and need remote console access, there's no defendable reason to use it.

    *cough*

    As for NNTP ... where else would we get our daily giga-dose of free pr0n from?

  13. Re:Amen! on The World of Virus Writers · · Score: 1

    right on, brother. I bet you, if you go up to these coders, and ask, 'what hooks did you use?' or 'what interrupts do you bind to?' they'd have no idea what you're talking about.

    Ah, the good old days ... never to be recaptured *sniff*

  14. All been said before on The World of Virus Writers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I managed to read the first of 10(?!) pages before I decided it was just another alarmist (altho slitely journalistically poetic) piece of trash.

    They're trojans, not viruses. I haven't seen a respectable virus in like 5 years. Viruses are self replicating. Trojans require lusers to activate. (britney--spears--wedding--clip.mpeg, indeed). What pisses me off is this reporter's beliefe that all this terminology is synonymous (virus, trojan, worm).

    After reading the next few pages, i was surprised that the author bothered to extrapolate on the terminology "script-kiddie". (Nice job, Clive) But then he goes on about dreadlocks being the hairstyle of choice .... buh.

    After that it degenerates into political commentary.

    What the hell ever happened to ASM viruses? What happened to TINY?

    My favourite quote: "This guy is the best at Visual Basic". That's not a compliment, dude. That's like being the best at tying your shoelace.

  15. Re:Be born rich on Dream Jobs of 2004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, but you'd lose your revolutionary status. You'd still be a geek, yes, but you'd be a bourgeois geek: one of the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

  16. Re:Additional Accidents? on Radar For Safer Driving · · Score: 1

    On the same note, how many accidents will be caused by people who rely too heavily on the system, and neglect to actually use their own eyes to check?

  17. Re:My Rights Online on HP Discusses Anti-Counterfeiting Measures · · Score: 1

    Actually, the printing out of realistic fake currency is usually enough to prove that you intended to pass it off.

  18. Re:Fake Money Nothing.. on HP Discusses Anti-Counterfeiting Measures · · Score: 1

    The US Government supplies sanctioned art work for use in advertising and publication. This was covered the last time /. had a story about adobe blocking counterfeiting measures.

  19. Re:Stupid. Really stupid. on HP Discusses Anti-Counterfeiting Measures · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, domestically, due to the sheer magnitude of the US (i'm talking geography, here), we've got tons of machines that read money. Vending machines, lottery machines, atms, car washes, cigarette machines, laudry, post office stamp machines, etc etc etc ...

    Literally, we have millions of machines that deal with our money. Retrofitting or upgrading all of them to detect currency correctly would cost billions of dollars.

    Already, we've had enough problems with the recent slew of new bills over the past few years. Changing it AGAIN would create more problems. Inluding installing fancy new hardware that can detect the UV ink or phosphorescent threads that you might want to introduce.

    This is an example of the US gov't actually trying to save you some money, rather than forcing the entire country into an upgrade cycle.

    The article states that counterfeiters turned out 44$million last year. Do you honestly think anyone would spend 100 times as much money to stop that?

  20. One word of warning ... on A Wireless Network for a 4-Story Apt. Building? · · Score: 5, Insightful


    I applaud your noble effort. However, I must warn you. Once you take responsibility for setting up this network, everytime something goes wrong, you will be the first person the tenants come to for help. Even though it sounds like your neighbours are computer oriented, I guarantee you will be swamped with more problems than you bargained for.

    Good luck.

  21. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die on Ten Technologies That Refuse to Die · · Score: 1

    CLI is the most powerful user interface the vast majority of users don't know how to use, or even know exists.

    Actually, I'm suprised all this "gooey" stuff has lasted as long as it has. I thought it would just be a fad, and wear itself out after a few years.

  22. Re:One Word on What Games Should I Get for My New G5? · · Score: 1

    Okay, Alex. I'll rephrase my answer in the form of a question.

    What is, the greatest game of all time?

    Also, due to the superb number of patches and guis, it is quite possible to dabble in the dungeon and never touch a keyboard (not even to enter your name!)

    Or, you could just forget your ASCII roots and play nh's bastard son Diablo II instead.

  23. One Word on What Games Should I Get for My New G5? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    NETHACK

  24. Re:Games on cell phones are not new on Plain Cell Phones Fading Away? · · Score: 1

    You mean a god forsaken village like New York City?

    Or how about Philadelphia?

    Or how about a crowded restaurant at lunch time full of business execs?

    I second the grandparent's post. In general, personalized ring tones are for schmucks.

  25. Re:Next Xbox Thoughts... on Leaked X-Box 2 Specs Include PPC CPU · · Score: 1

    Actually, my car has infinite hitpoints and maximum charisma.