It's all the wimmins' fault. I guarantee you if there were more happy endings, there'd be a lot fewer guys willing to smash, burn, loot or blow things up. Hell, just look at what they promise suicide bomber in Muslim Heaven. . . .
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seriously, eat a bag of racid AIDS, slashcode. and at least pretend to attempt to render the goddamned formatting tags somewhat approaching correctly
Hell, the Apple appstore could use that, too. Sux to be the one that gets the hand-me-down phone. Try to download some nice shiny app, and get:
bzzzzt, doesn't work on your crappy phone, go buy a new one bzzzt doesn't work on your IOS version, upgrade, which by the way, you'll need to buy a new phone for
buncha jerks
Hey, the wife thought she was doing me a favor by giving me a cool smartphone. She didn't realize what she was really doing was inflicting iTunes on me.
Strange twist of fate that, having the first teacher in space on it and it blowing up. Almost like the universe wanted to ensure all the kiddies were watching to be traumatized.
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We smashed the NAZIs, put a man on the moon and destroyed the commies. Now our companies are reduced to hiring "celeberties" for glitz because they can't build a decent flying car.
This is all your fault, you let the mouthbreathing facebook hoard elect Sarah Palin as president on American Idol when you should have insisted that we deal with issues of substance.
hell, things have devolved so much/. can't even render simple <i> tags.
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that's real efficient, one character to save two.
stupid cavemen.
I'd send 'em all directly to goatse.
unless that's what they were searching for
What things are we eating and drinking that, 100 years from now, our descendants will wonder how we didn't all just keel over dead?
beef
Maybe any factory-produced animal meat. Probably won't be able to afford it. Might eventually give it up out of disgust.
NPR is a "tool" that should be tossed out. It's as useless as tits on a bullfrog.
they were interviewing the founding editor of Wired , and we know what a bunch of hype tools those guys are!
a happy ending is in order?
It's all the wimmins' fault. I guarantee you if there were more happy endings, there'd be a lot fewer guys willing to smash, burn, loot or blow things up. Hell, just look at what they promise suicide bomber in Muslim Heaven.
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seriously, eat a bag of racid AIDS, slashcode.
and at least pretend to attempt to render the goddamned formatting tags somewhat approaching correctly
I think "Chain Reaction" is more relevant to this story.
produces far less toxic, shorter-lived waste than existing designs,
I thought the more radioactive the isotope, the shorter the half-life.
bzzzzt, doesn't work on your crappy phone, go buy a new one
bzzzt doesn't work on your IOS version, upgrade, which by the way, you'll need to buy a new phone for
buncha jerks
Hey, the wife thought she was doing me a favor by giving me a cool smartphone. She didn't realize what she was really doing was inflicting iTunes on me.
Jobhova should never be written out fully, lest one blaspheme. The proper form is J*bh*v*
generating about 1,300 kWh of braking energy per day
AKA "Molly be damned"
but not being smart is a terrible reason to be repeatedly kicked in the face by the police.
hmmmm, I'm terribly conflicted about this...
Ain't no law against bein' stupid.
Or bein' a jackass.
Or being a stupid jackass.
hell, we give people their own teevee shows on MTv for that.
the SRB were cast in pieces because it is impossible to cast and pour such a large amount of rocket propellant at once.
More likely, the preferred vendor (read Utah prok co.) found it impossible to cast such a large amount of propellant at once.
ref:
In the early 60's Aerojet and Thiokol both had test projects build a single monolithic (?) solid rocket motor for Saturn and follow on programs. Aerojet had some success in three tests. Thiokol blew theirs up.
The 260 - the Largest Solid Rocket Motor Tested
Space: Biggest Booster Yet" Time Magazine, Friday, Mar. 12, 1965
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eat a bag of dicks, slashcode
two lions who, escaping from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months. When they finally meet, one is skinny and the other overweight. The thin one says: "How did you manage? I ate a human just once and they turned out a small army to chase me -- guns, nets, it was terrible. Since then I've been reduced to eating mice, insects, even grass." The fat one replies: "Well, *I* hid near an NASA office and ate a manager a day. And nobody even noticed!"
Should'a used an Arduino.
Somebody really needs to kickstart an open-source bomb controller project.
I don't get it.
Why can't whistleblowers just post their dirt to facebook? With their commitment to protecting users' data, it'd be all over the place in no time.
Unless Zuckerberg grabs it up to auction to the highest bidder.
Make them pee in a cup, make the results public.
That should be mandatory for all bureaucrats and elected officials. And anybody else that wants to inflict drug testing on someone else.
I thought distributed meshes were the new threat, like al Queada , Anonymous, wikileaks and teh intarwebs ?
one basement looks just like any other!
Don't forget HP laptops with Beats Audio, designed</i> by Dr Dre.
well, this country's officially over.
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We smashed the NAZIs, put a man on the moon and destroyed the commies. Now our companies are reduced to hiring "celeberties" for glitz because they can't build a decent flying car.
This is all your fault, you let the mouthbreathing facebook hoard elect Sarah Palin as president on American Idol when you should have insisted that we deal with issues of substance
hell, things have devolved so much
That's why when I want to uncover some Earth-shattering conspiracy, I send the information directly to the "New Frontiersman".
jackass
stoned
douchebag
bitch
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dick
asshole
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