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  1. Punish the crime, not the tool... on Mod Chips Up, Game Industry Revenues Down? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Bongs enable people to smoke marijuanna."

    Yeah, whatever...

    In some places (the UK, I believe, fer instance), you can be charged with "possession of burglary tools" for being in the wrong place with a screwdriver in you pocket. That's pretty WHACK.

    Where there's a will, there's a way. The best that stupid laws like that do is intimidate the stupid. That's a lofty goal for our legislatures. Oh, wait, now I'm conflicted...

  2. Re:/.-ed already? on Optimizing distcc · · Score: 2, Informative

    A: 9/11/2001.

  3. Re:Profit? on Third Space Tourist is Set · · Score: 2, Interesting

    More like the comparison of a Ferrari to a Ford F-150. Which do you think hauls more for cheaper?

  4. Re:They'll be able to deal with it.... on Nuclear 'Asteroids' Due In A Few Hundred Years · · Score: 1
    "Safe disposal requires more energy than the extraction process."

    Only if you ignore my brilliant plan to dispose of it in breeder reactors!!!

    Solves two problems at once!!

  5. Noah Webster STRIKES BACK!!!! on Study: MP3 Sharing Not Serious Threat To CD Sales · · Score: 1
  6. VHAT A COUNTRY!!! on Spread The Love (And Pay Us) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next, we'll have to institute some sort of government standards agency to insure that our beautiful virtual girfriend isn't selling 200%, is really beautiful, and is really a girl!

  7. Re:Let them pay up... on Spread The Love (And Pay Us) · · Score: 1
    1. You're sure you're not getting caffiene withdrawl headaches and not migraines?

    2. I'm pretty sure that various nuts are on that long list of "10,001 foods that might give some people migraines"

    Just tryin' to help...

  8. "Blood" is such a biased label on Spread The Love (And Pay Us) · · Score: 1
    I prefer to think that I am helping to put money in the pockets of :

    • kidnappers
    • slavemasters
    • gun companies
    • pitbull breeders
    • shovel manufacturers
    • smugglers
    • whip manufacturers
    and create jobs for the underpriverledged.
  9. You're not a unique special flake... on Spread The Love (And Pay Us) · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just bought a case of paste-on foil gold stars at Office Depot. Now I'm going to completely destroy the intellectual economy of the local kindergarten. BWAHAHAHAHA!

  10. Show me some luv.... on Spread The Love (And Pay Us) · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    gimmie a dollar!

    For TWO dollars, I'll go away and leave you alone!

  11. Re:Visual design on Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That's the problem, apparently Bill has drunk Marketing's kool-aid and really believes that.

    Those of us that actually code knows it goes more like :

    turtles
    dogs
    cats
    Zebras
    wombats
    ...
    snakes
    dingos
    fish
    nematodes
    and then finally, you get down to the level where you're dealing with quantum wave functions and wave guides.

    It's managing the levels of abstraction that's the real magic trick.

  12. This SHOULD NOT be a problem. on Nuclear 'Asteroids' Due In A Few Hundred Years · · Score: 4, Funny
    If those little punks are incapable of safely retrieving these reactors in the next hundred or so years, the little slackers deserve what they get.

    As Larry Niven said, "The dinosaurs died out because they didn't have a space program."

  13. Re:Xbox price cut coverage everywhere on Xbox Price Drop To $149 Now Official · · Score: 1
    "It's not like Osama bin Laden was captured or we discovered life on another planet."

    Osama's been captured?

  14. Re:Still too much on Xbox Price Drop To $149 Now Official · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Still, you can't beat rocketing down a hill with 100 other riders for pure adrenaline rush."

    Sure you can. Give the PCP and crowbars.

  15. Re:What was that joke. on Nuclear Fusion Real Soon Now · · Score: 1

    I think the government should fund a crash program of research into the "rubber band" economy.

  16. Re:What was that joke. on Nuclear Fusion Real Soon Now · · Score: 1

    I prefer to blame it on being "alcohol impaired".

  17. Aaaaaalmost got it that time... on Nuclear Fusion Real Soon Now · · Score: 1
    just a few billion more in funding...

    Jesus Christ for the billions we've spent on hot fusion research which has been "just 10-15 years away" for FIFTY YEARS, we could have paved everyone's roof with PV and weaned ourselves off of foreign petroleum by now!!!

    Hot fusion research is responsible for 9/11!!!

  18. Re:David Nelsons on HomeSec Blacklist to be Available to Private Companies · · Score: 1

    I am Spart ^H^H err..., DAVID NELSON!

  19. Vicious circle: on HomeSec Blacklist to be Available to Private Companies · · Score: 1
    "And still HR drones can't hire competant people."

    And who hires those HR people?

    "Quis cusotdiet ipsos custodes"

  20. Re:Nothing New Here on WTO Wants USA to Gamble Online · · Score: 1
    There was a report on "Marketplace" on NPR (well, PRI, really) about Manchester (?) and other cities in England having a rash of manhole thefts. Apparently China's voracious appetite for steel has driven up the scrap metal market to insane heights.

    The report also intimated that China's Broadabigbanian growth spurt was also somewhat, in part, driving up oil prices.

    Just imagine the strain on the environment when every person in China wants a US-standard-of-living. I pray to God that some smart Chinese engineer comes up with a cheap new energy source. Someone should have educated the Chinese about pragmatic environmentalism twenty years ago.

  21. Re:Oh, I misunderstood on Wearable Technology Fashion Show · · Score: 1

    No, you're thinking of the ill-concieved "joy mumu". That had to recall 25,000 units and the company lost their shirt.

  22. You are an evil troll! on Fifty Years of Color Television · · Score: 1
    You know damn well that slashdot is infested with obsessive-compulsive anal-retentive nerds that will be COMPELLED to correct you! Good job!

    This is the closest this O-C A-R nerd could google up before he got bored with the search.

  23. Re:1669 hours... a perspective on Fifty Years of Color Television · · Score: 1
    God, yes!

    Then there'd at least be something interesting to watch!!!

  24. Yeah but.... on Sony To Launch E Ink-based eBook In April · · Score: 1
    Can I pass off a contract "printed" on this as the real thing?

    Can I get my barcode tattoo done with this?

  25. oh puhleeeeeze! on Microsoft Announces XNA Game Development Platform · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any real developer who hasn't drunk the Micro$oft kool-aid knows damn well that DirectXXX is just a thinly-disguised ripoff of fu-fme with a thin wrapper of vendor lock-in!