Two lions escape from the circus. They split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months.
When they finally meet, one is skinny and the other overweight.
The thin one says: "How did you manage? I ate a human just once and they turned out a small army to chase me -- guns, nets, it was terrible. Since then I've been reduced to eating mice, insects, even grass."
The fat one replies: "Well, *I* hid near an IBM office and ate a manager a day. And nobody even noticed!"
See, IBM has had a long tradition of too many chiefs, not enough err... Indians.
Unlike today's slashdot "prank" postings, that made me laugh!
Purple-haired moonbabes run LINUX!
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You just can't take *BSD seriously when its fronted by losers like these. Would you buy software from them? I don't think so! You BSD groupies need to find some sexy girls like her ! I mean just look at this girl ! Doesn't
she excite you? I know this little
hottie puts me in need of a cold shower! This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a
fox . As you can see, no man can resist this
sexy little
minx . I mean are you telling me you wouldn't like to get your hands on this
ass ?!
With sexy
chicks like the lovely
Lt. Gay Ellis you could have people queuing up to buy open source products. Could you really refuse to buy a copy of
Linux if
she told you to? Come on, you must admit
she is better than an
overweight deamon or a
gay looking goat ! Don't you wish you could get one of
these ? Personally I know I would give my right arm to get this
close to such a divine
beauty !
Join the campaign for more cute
open source purple-haired moonbabes today!
It appears that all stories with the "from the real-submissions-unedited dept." byline are submitted by michael.
I submit that this is proof that michael is a long-running hoax here on/. . That would explain a lot of things, that's the psuedonym the other editurs hide behind when being an ass.
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This is a real concern for those who maintain classics.
Have an open mind.
You gnurf herder, LINUX shot FIRST!!!!
It's a sin, IT'S A SIN! Stop it! For the love of God, please, STOP IT!!!
Oh God, I've gotta go, one of "Them" just came into the library...
arrrrrrr, me likes a good pirate novel to while away the time on a long third watch!!!
errrr... not counting all the OS and support libraries :-(
Oh, wait, that's not what they meant...
When they finally meet, one is skinny and the other overweight.
The thin one says: "How did you manage? I ate a human just once and they turned out a small army to chase me -- guns, nets, it was terrible. Since then I've been reduced to eating mice, insects, even grass."
The fat one replies: "Well, *I* hid near an IBM office and ate a manager a day. And nobody even noticed!"
See, IBM has had a long tradition of too many chiefs, not enough err... Indians.
Maybe things would've worked out better if the Big Guy hadn't acted unilaterally and instead implemented a process to incorporate user feedback.
Don't forget to write RFC -1, while you're back there : "A algorthim for achieving the elusive first post using a time-travelling Delorean"!
Well, the whole boring and laying of eggs thing I can do without...
Actually, google will in time grow into DNA's "total perspective vortex", which we can then put people like John Ashcroft into.
If you don't, I'm going to indulge in canniblism before being reduced to eating catfood.
Consider this your warning.
Unlike today's slashdot "prank" postings, that made me laugh!
You just can't take *BSD seriously when its fronted by losers like these. Would you buy software from them? I don't think so! You BSD groupies need to find some sexy girls like her ! I mean just look at this girl ! Doesn't she excite you? I know this little hottie puts me in need of a cold shower! This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox . As you can see, no man can resist this sexy little minx . I mean are you telling me you wouldn't like to get your hands on this ass ?!
With sexy chicks like the lovely Lt. Gay Ellis you could have people queuing up to buy open source products. Could you really refuse to buy a copy of Linux if she told you to? Come on, you must admit she is better than an overweight deamon or a gay looking goat ! Don't you wish you could get one of these ? Personally I know I would give my right arm to get this close to such a divine beauty !
Join the campaign for more cute open source purple-haired moonbabes today!
awwww, the purple-haired moonbabes are getting all pouty now!
Maybe this guy can contribute to the project!
I submit that this is proof that michael is a long-running hoax here on /. . That would explain a lot of things, that's the psuedonym the other editurs hide behind when being an ass.
Oh, you worked for hotmail?!!!
But from what you relate, little endian has some actual advantages, while big endian apparently doesn't. That's pretty chunked up, man!
Most likely, Microsoft has enough other outlets that they can tell WalMart to take it or leave it.
Conversely, where else is WalMart going to get a best of breed[1] desktop OS? ([1]well, that's how the retail world sees it...)
Actually, they call them "pommes de terre a'la politicien flattant bassement stupide", Jules.
Who the hell let you look at the constitution?!!! That's classified!