21 Million dollars will buy a lot of chicken wire and paper mache. These dipshits won't know the difference, and if they did, they'd probably appreciate the traitorous Russian reference.
Well sure, but not in our virtual assistants. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in our virtual assistants, no siree.
Engineers writing code is a bad idea, cf any hardware driver, ever.
Yeah, sure, it will work, as long as you use it exactly the way the guy who wrote it uses it. But whoo boy, forget about any testing or defensive programming.
Individual private bathrooms for all.
Problem solved.
Expensive? Hell mate, you're the one that brought it up as a problem, what are you whining about now?
Done. Can we move on to solving real problems now?
T's gonna be removed from office by a bolt of lightning, with the side effect of setting his pants on fire.
Shit's gonna be kray and lead to a resurgence in real religious piety in America.
Well, Elon is creating jobs for qualified engineers in Texas and Florida, so at least he's trying to get them to somewhere where the price of living isn't insane.
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sonofabitch, Geocities is still up
when's the last time you had a hotdog?
Would you notice the difference?
barbecue Spam done on a grill is a highly effective sodium delivery mechanism.
Don't forget the pineapple.
Just need to exercise it while it's growing.
Of course, then you have to worry about it escaping the factory.. ewwww, Bill Cosby.
also, now that I'm on a roll here, more from FLORIDA - DEADLY ILLEGAL BUTT INJECTIONS
good god people, Fix-a-Flat, WTFx10^6!
But back in the day, you used to have to go to some third-world country to get your medical quackery like GOAT TESTICLE GRAFTS
Hell, they used to advertise that stuff on Mexican radio "border BLASTER" radio stations, like where Wolfman Jack got his start.
Restore your vitality with GOAT TESTICLE GRAFTS
kids these days don't read.
Also - reading correlates with "relatively wealthy"
21 M illion dollars will buy a lot of chicken wire and paper mache. These dipshits won't know the difference, and if they did, they'd probably appreciate the traitorous Russian reference.
You didn't have advertising in the 20th century?
Well sure, but not in our virtual assistants. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in our virtual assistants, no siree.
Fine!
I'll build my own Club Penguin, with blackjack and hookers!
Engineers writing code is a bad idea, cf any hardware driver, ever.
Yeah, sure, it will work, as long as you use it exactly the way the guy who wrote it uses it. But whoo boy, forget about any testing or defensive programming.
They better get chopping if they're ever going to get Jaws 19 in the theaters!
hey, we're giving you Ghost in the Shell, you nerds love that one, quit yer whining!
Netflix-only kids don't know what commercials are
build Utopia, and people will pay $8.99/month to live there.
Here's my farm right here!
I'mk a typo farmer, MUTHAFUKKA!!!!
great. So after the great potato famine of 2139, New Boston's going to be full of Martian Hobbits.
Nobody's ever flown a train into a building.
Well, except for this guy...
Dammit, you mean I'm going to have to buy my own batteries now?!!
And GET OFF of my lawn!
Obviously this "analyst" just saw the Boston Dynamics Handle video
Conservative bathroom obsessions...
Individual private bathrooms for all.
Problem solved.
Expensive? Hell mate, you're the one that brought it up as a problem, what are you whining about now?
Done.
Can we move on to solving real problems now?
Well obviously we wouldn't send them in the first prototype ark, that wouldn't be prudent.
We'd send them in the second "B" ark.
T's gonna be removed from office by a bolt of lightning, with the side effect of setting his pants on fire.
Shit's gonna be kray and lead to a resurgence in real religious piety in America.
You are thinkink I maek joek...
holy shit, r1384's lobbing spoilers at us from the moon!
Well, Elon is creating jobs for qualified engineers in Texas and Florida, so at least he's trying to get them to somewhere where the price of living isn't insane.
phhht, just let them throw away the money building the wall, then when he's out of office, just turn it up on its end. Presto, space elemavator!